/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>Twin pukes
fuck off

I believe in ghosts and various other things of that nature

RIP Phillip, he will be missed

i need to fix my sleep schedule

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>>Twin pukes
>fuck off

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I just wanted to inherit the farm from my old man, marry a girl and have some kids, repeat what my old man did, and his old man, and his old man before. But I'm too autistic to get a girlfriend and now dad wants to sell the family estate.

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Can I sue my university for fucking up my brainlet brain? I took a few philosophy courses and it left me even more confused and scared. I'm too dumb to really refute anything we read in class as they all seem plausible to me. Arguments and premises all check out

going to sleep now, will update you all when i am awake again

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Why am I so empty anons? Is it my self-isolation? Or a serious emotional deficit?

>>75252880
>college philosophy courses

hmm yes very good indeed

>>75252910
Goodnight bud

>>75252921

my philosophy class was mandatory, dunno about him

Discord is 3 autism 5 me

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>>75252845
Autistic how?
>>75252880
People take different approaches to logic, sometimes in a nonsensical way. Don't think too much about it if you don't want to.

>>75252933
I just took it because I was interested in it
I'm not trying to sound deep, but the classes just explored fundanental concepts I have never given any sort of thought to and just sort of accepted

I dont understand anything except that the this whole existence thing is really fucking weird

rei best girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdY50VrT3_U

>>75252975
>fundanental concepts I have never given any sort of thought to and just sort of accepted
This is why the West is kill

>>75252968
I spend most of my days on the internet shitposting and I don't do well communicating with people. Can't do small talk, don't know how to approach people. I just keep quiet and to myself.

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Reminder: he had to show them his government issued ID (for free) just for the privilege of working (for free).

>>75253011
Is that you Miguel?

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>>75253007
Perhaps you aren't sufficiently motivated, and failed to acquire people skills as you grew up. That is, given there isn't actual autism involved.

>>75253050
I didn't because I was homeschooled. until high school. fucked me up real good.

>>75253039
Sentiment is just going to get in the way, obviously. Kill the waifu

>>75253039
I already hate all millionaires, not a real loss desu

>>75253075
pulling the level might make their trip a bit longer, best to not pull it

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>>75253075
I don't like people, so keep it as it is
>>75253079
That's what did it. You need good interaction with your peers to develop well. Don't hold it against your parents, but try to develop your people skills if you want to plan for the future

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>I already hate all millionaires, not a real loss desu

>>75253111

judging by track length, I would assume diverting off course would only increase travel time by a second or 2

credentials: expert with legos

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>hating people that have more money than you will ever have

Gonna go to bed buds

Hola los gringos locos.

>>75253159

Bonjourno

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I cant sleep

>>75253126
Spread the wealth senpai. Humans are inherently shitty animals like all organisms who strive for self preservation, so any type of equality for the betterment of all, is actually secretly believed to be a bad thing. Ain't our fault, it's programmed in there so we survive. I'm in a very small minority who tries to fight that nature.

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>>75253190
Fat lot of good your kind have done for us

You're the political equivalent to a downey tard that keeps touching the stove after it burns him

>>75253180
Shut off your screen

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>>75253180
hush now, you'll soon be asleep for good

I CANNOT SLEEP

>>75253231

hol up, I got first

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god dammit, I forgot to switch the pic again

Just woke up lads
Give me a kiss

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>>75253298
assisted suicide for us all soon desu

>>75253309
okay bby
*spreads ass cheeks*

I did it. I killed /cum/

>>75253507

good job

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>this stupid new janitor

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Why do they ban when it isn't even a offensive violation of the rules?

ngl, gf is pregnant like I thought, but I have thought about changing my identity and disappearing from the country. I know it's shitty, but the thought has crossed my mind. it wouldn't be very difficult.

gnight, buds

remember to always check under the bed for monsters

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>>75253707
>americans complain when blacks do that
You will not really do it will you?

really wish i had some vodka right about now

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. finland
6. denmark
7. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
8. clack my ass
*only made the list because i cant think of more gap*
9. conway
10. new mexico
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
POWER GAP
999999999999999999999. Finland poster who reports people

>>75253843
>i have been climbing the ranks
Focking noice

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>janny finally goes to sleep
>nobody else is in /cum/
Well this is not good

>>75253883
Anyone is better than the janitor

>>75252783
Save me from dat commie shithole ><

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I guess I will see you all tomorrow, unless janny bans me again.

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>>75253039
>millionaires

if it was george soros maybe

>>75253843
i never reported you
it was just a prank

Good morning!

>>75255221
it's 3 AM

>>75255221
Just about to have lunch

>>75253190
haha look at this darn post

>>75255485
I live in NH, not commiefornia

POO

POO

CA

IN

im awake now

i hate living with my parents, hopefully this is the last time i ever do it

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>>75256989
>tfw great relationship with my parents and living with them is comfy

>>75257828
ur still black

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>>75253843

Wake up East Coasters

>>75259749
I'm busy masturbating. Come back in an hour.

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>>75259749
hey

>>75259749
yo

day no. 9998 of no sleep, empty growling stomach for hours, empty milk gallon pissed in and nothing done all night but vidya and smoking cancer sticks

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Good morning buddies.

I have to go walk my dog.

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Hey guys, could you keep it down a bit? The kitty's trying to sleep over here.

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feel like I was hit by a bus this morning buds

>>75262454
Was almost clipped by a bus this morning.

>>75262524
are u ok

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im back from work you guys

>>75262628
Yeah, it got within a couple inches. I was walking on the edge of the sidewalk though.

>>75253039
Kill 5. There are too many people in the world.

Pretty sure I got the job. Made both interviewers laugh and they nodded in agreement to my answers. Guy said he'll be in touch soon

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>There's gonna be a heavy rainstorm when I have to ride bike home from work
maybe lightning will strike me down

>>75263036
>yuropeeing
>too many people in the world
no wonder why people are going extinct

>>75263126
very cute.

what the fuck is your job? how old are you.

>>75263424
He's a neet autist

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Today will be somewhat productive.

>>75252783
my state is the best state in the union just saying

name 1 good german

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germany is our friend, guy

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sweden bullying thread

>>75264580
there isn't one

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the gee eff

>>75252880
any dumbshit can refute half of what platos says
ur fuked

>>75264726
no it isn't

Got morning wood bros

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accidentally posted this in /mammi/

*compliments you in front of your gf*

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artistic idea

Hey guys I just woke up

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*is woke*

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>The true worth of a race is determined by their prowess on the battlefie-

>>75265963
Is this image supposed to disprove your statement? Germans are subhuman scum and have proven is several times in the 20th century.

>>75266044
It's to show that Germans are subhuman scum you airheaded retard

*passionately kisses my gf in front of you and your gf*

>>75266090
Do you not know the that meme is supposed to work, nigger? The statement that's being cut off is supposed to be disproved by the image.

*action posts to your gf*

>>75266135
I didn't make the post your dumb spic fuck but it's pretty clear it's meant to be a German saying it and then being shown the image you dumb shit

>>75253075
I would switch the track halfway and see if it tips the trolley

>>75266204
t. 89 IQ subhuman Chicano scum

>>75266371
t. inbred retarded illiterate redneck

STOP

BEING

RUDE

>>75259749
Im irish

>>75266418
NO

>>75266416
>illiterate
What the fuck are you talking about, Paco? The statement was written in a way that implied that it was incorrect because the Germans lost a war despite being superior. But then again, years of being abused by your fat cunt of a mother probably damaged your brain.

>>75266494
Sorry that you're so fucking braindead that you can't pick up on simple context clues Cletus. I hope that doing all this critical thinking that it takes to reply to me doesn't cause you to short a circuit. I know that this isn't like life on the farm but you have to adjust to not fucking your sister and acting like a civilized person.

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>>75266593
>"W-WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP NON EXTENT CONTEXT CUES?!?!?"
There is one retard ITT, and it's you.
"Y-YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER!"
Love this meme by subhuman nonwhites considering that scum like you are the only ones fucking their relatives. But then again, your parents are probably related by blood so it seems normal to you.

hello cum

>>75266593
Painfully generic insult lad

just took a big shit now im gonna take a big hit praisetalos420

OhioANO is seriously one of the worst posters in this general. Every single post he shits out drops the quality of the thread.
>>75266761
He's a creatively bankrupt Chicano. Don't expect anything out of him. There's a reason Chicanos never invent anything or innovate in any fields.

>>75266716
Rural bumpkins like you love to fuck your sisters. Also anybody with half a brain could tell that was a German talking in that guy's post so yes those context clues were "EXTENT" as you would put it. I'm sorry that leaving the farm means you can't continue to breastfeed on your mother into your 30s.

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been completely sober for 3 months now but I feel higher than I ever have. I feel like I did when I was a kid and just enjoyed life for what it was

Had a dream last night that I was cuddling with a girl. My loneliness is starting to suffocate me.

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>uses autism flags to see that I'm in Ohio
>too much of a pussy to use them himself
awesome

i just measured my penis for the first time and i have some bad news

im slightly under 5 inches

>>75266878
Sorry to hear this

>>75266817
>Rural bumpkins like you love to fuck your sisters.
You're like a broken record with the "Y-YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER" trash.
No context clues existed except for the ones you though up. He misused the meme.
>seriously resorting to "Y-YOU M-MADE A TYPO!!"
Fucking epic, bud. Just fucking epic. Wasn't expecting anything less from subhuman like you. And it's funny that you bring up anything to do with being coddled by parents considering that Chicano subhumans like you live with parents well into their late 20s. Now, go brag about how your mother used to beat you half to death with a stick like your fellow subhumans do.

>>75266878
who cares if you don't have a gf anyway

>>75266817
reddit is the other way friend

I'm done with white women. It would be best if everyone here did the same.

Imagine being so insecure about your identity that you shit up /cum/ with constant "Am I white" posts like el OhioANO.

>>75266917
>>75266956
how large are your penises?

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>>75266878

>le epic stuttering talking meme

>>75267044
7 inches on a good day

>le epic you fuck your sister and ur name is Cletus meme

>le "Y-YOU FUCK YOU SISTER! Y-YOU H-HAVE SEX WITH SIBLINGS! RRREEEEEEEEE I AM WHIIIIITTTTTEEEEEE PPPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSSSEE TTTELLLLLL MMEEEE IIMMMM WWWHHHIIITTTTTTEEEEE" poster complains about the stutter posting meme

i thought the dominican jumped in front of a train or something

>calls me unoriginal and a broken record
>uses the "your mom beat you" insult twice
>keeps calling me Paco
epic, truly epic

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i'm not balding, a penislet, or a manlet like most of you

hmm... makes me think

>>75267199
you're a brainlet though

>>75267199
your ugly on the inside and out

>calls me unoriginal and a broken record
>says Cletus
>says something about fucking your sister twice
>says I live in a rural area three times
>literally tries correcting a typo
>spams "AM I WHITE!? AM I WHITE!? TELL ME I'M WHITE!!" every day
So, this is the power of autism paired with the power of being a Chicano with an identity crisis.

>>75267050
he had this exact situation happen to him once but he thought the average was 4 inches only to find out it was 5.5

i knew it was 5.5 in the US but i did not realize that among whites it is 6.3 i was told last night

>>75267075
thats very large

>>75267242
hmm yes must be why everyone in my direct family have master degrees in engineering

>>75267300
and what do you have

Sorry bud but I was only pretending to be retarded ;^)

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>wake up
>no drive to play any vidya
>nothing to do

>>75267281
I couldn't imagine having a bigger penis, even with mine I've had girls say it is too big and ruin the mood. Porn is a meme that ruins both men and womens expectations of sex.

>>75267281
>he had this exact situation happen to him
hence why i posted the pic, good to see you got my reference :)

I'm just under 7 inches if I measure from the base like most guys and just over 6 if I measure from my nuts

>>75267411
You're hung like a field mouse

>>75267318
Doing my bachelor.

Too young for masters.

my dick is 3 inches

from your moms asshole

HAHAHAHAHA

>>75267411
never really got why there isn't a standard measurement, hence i haven't measured myself in ages

>>75267485
lol why did I laugh at this stupid joke

NEED a gf that'll make me coffee eggs and toast every morning buds

im 6'3 but i cant grow facial hair and i have a sub five inch penis

>>75267603
if you can't grow facial hair you're significantly less likely to go bald

>>75267603
can you atleast grow a mustache?

>>75267603
big baby

>>75267632
no i cant grow facial at all

>>75267627
silver lining

http://m.timesofindia.com/city/bengaluru/modi-high-court-tea-chocolate-this-is-what-this-tribe-names-its-newborns/articleshow/58842814.cms
"My mother told me that when I was born, my father was passing by a high court. When he got the news, he was so happy that he named me 'High Court'. I'm very happy with the name given me," said High Court about the origin of his name.

>>75267687
what? like you don't even have to shave because it comes in patchy?

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tfw 6'1'' manlet

>>75267710
i dont shave at all

>anglo runts identify by their individual city and not under a glorious union of their state or province

sad to be frank

>>75267724
i know this feel

just got that sweet 5k from mutual funds put into my bank account, only 18k left until im officially broke
what do i buy?

My penis is long but thin

>>75267748
You're not French-Canadian, mulatto scum

>>75267773
this tbqh

>>75267724
iktfb

my penis is actually just a lumpy sack of what appears to be porous scar tissue. Instead of cumming or jerking off I just press up on my balls and semen oozes out all over my peepee

If you're
>Under 5'11
>Have a small dick
>Have a weak chin
>Can't grow facial hair
>Can't change a tire
>Have a high pitched voice
You are less than a man, IE a manlet.

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pretty girls

>>75267896
>tfw not any of these things
Hurray!

>>75267627
I'd rather be bald but with beard than vice versa

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>>75267884
Big fan of The Fault in our Stars

if you're
>insecure
you need to stop posting

But you're a Chicano, I.E subhuman, so you're automatically less than a man

the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG_F_dY19bY

im an inferior men

>>75267961
bit rude

>>75267968
this she has a bit of the autism bud shes speaking gibberish

>>75268002
estonian does sound like a retarded person is speaking finnish, with a dash of latin/slav words thrown in

i apologize for any am i white posts i've made i was not sober when i made those

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This is a /supportive n friendly/ general now.

im white

Finnic languages are terrible
Glad that the East Slavs colonized the area and Slavified most of them
Slavic languages are much better

I hate every single one of you

>>75268126
no, they sound beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLcGCOv263U#t=22

lets all be kind

I have a Latina gf who can barely speak a word of Spanish and speaks with an American accent
Shall be racemixing with her one day

>>75268202
do you live in cincinnati?

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>it's all about ~love~

awww

... hmm guess I need deep girl doe...

>>75268239
No. Also I posted a picture of her and deleted it. Unless that's someone you know, then you don't know my girlfriend.

>_>
<_<
*fartz*

now that i know i have a small penis do i need to start overcompensating?

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Actually I only hate one or two of you
you know who you are

>>75268276
if you don't live in cinci it's not who i was thinking

>>75268282
Get /fit/
>>75268314
Who were you thinking? Your sister?

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>>75268288
who do you hate?
>>75268330
yeah she's dating an Anglo right now

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is asian girls having tiny vaginas also a meme?

*sniff sniff*
what's that smell?

>>75253888

Im not a janny

>>75268380
Ask this guy
>>75249573

>>75252783
Who is your husbando /cum/?
No homo ofcourse.

>>75268433
you

>>75268433

dumb gay commieposter

>>75268449
:^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PuXoOvDYPE&t=565s

racists btfo

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>>75268433
who else

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>>75249573
Do asian girls have tiny vaginas, or is it a meme?

People told me that Hispanic in laws are terrible but my girlfriend's parents are pretty nice people
Wouldn't mind having them be my in laws desu

just knocked over my cup but luckily i had already finished my drink

in-laws are for brainlets

>>75268546
vaginas are just inside out penises so it's probably true

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>>75268468
Not commie

>>75268585
Penises are just outside vaginas, not the other way around. It's like saying that ice cream is a type of vanilla ice cream.

>>75268538
Who?

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>Russian
>not a commie

>>75268657
Pick 2

https://youtu.be/e7qQ6_RV4VQ

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>>75268648
everybodies eternal guy tom brady

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>>75268647
that's a cute pose.

girls are cute.

>Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus kept the same people in power after the USSR fell
>became shitholes
>Poland, the Baltics, and other Eastern Bloc countries kicked the commies out of power and replaced them
>became okay
Makes one think

>Californian
>not a commie

>chicano's
>white

Positions that let you make out and hug while having sex are the comfiest

>>75268723
>Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus kept the same people in power after the USSR fell

Wrong but I am not going to discuss such bullshit as policies.

>whites
>white

>Irish
>white

Reminder that the only truly white Americans are WASPs

>52%
>white

I don't know what my huritage is but what I do know is that I have a Norwegian last name

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>I'm a WASP

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The Irish are white and they deserve reparations for slavery

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Thoughts on this kitty?

>>75268881
I'm not a WASP I'm just spreading the truth

>>75268881
Sam is effay as fuck.

>>75268884
Good lad
>>75268930
Rude lad

>>75268903
better than that other one that keeps being posted

>>75268875
Looks like a majority to me.

I saw Nicolas Cage at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>75268919
This always confuses me at first when I see it because I pronounce /fa/ like the beginning of fat in my head

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Yo can't believe how hard it is to find a denim sherpa jacket over here.
I want one.
It looks so comfortable.

FOB

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>work 24 hours per week
>should make around $425 before taxes
>get paycheck
>after taxes, it's just less than $250
>i pay almost $200 in taxes every week

reckon i should go to costco but im waiting to hear from mummy about our dinner date

>>75268975
>only thing he changed was Nicolas Cage
Poor form

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Slavs from the red area are white
Slavs from outside the red area are not white

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>>75269004
Freedom has its price heh?

>>75269021
I'm a 16 year old boy and my cousin is a 15 year old boy. Two days ago, me and my cousin were talking about porn and sex. Then both of us got naked to see who's penis was bigger. Then we sat next to each other while we watched porn on the computer. He told me not to make fun of him for asking this and he asked if we could cuddle. We were already sitting shoulder to shoulder naked so I didn't see anything wrong with it and I said yes. We were extremely close to each other now and we were both hard. Without asking he started stroking my penis. It felt good so I didn't stop him in fact I started stroking his penis. At this point he admitted to being bi. I admitted that I'm bi curious. He asked me to have gay sex with him and without even thinking I said yes. He got really close to me and started hugging and kissing me and his penis was rubbing against mine. Then I got on my hands and knees and I told him to have his way with me. He put his penis in my butt and he started thrusting and he grabbed my penis and jetted it off until I **. He continued for a long time then he ** in my butt. Then he put his penis in my mouth for a while and he *** in my mouth and I swallowed every bit of it. Then we started making out and his penis rubbed mine again. I lost my virginity to my guy cousin. Now I'm disgusted with myself but at the same time I would let him do it again and again. My cousin is the only thing I can think about. What should I do? Please help

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*spritz spritz*

>>75269004
>paying 47%
Why don't you file your taxes correctly?

>>75269052
Catholics are not white

>>75269021
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.

Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends

>>75269113
Not like you'd know anything about being white

Gonna go to the store, you guys want anything?

>>75269211
Mike & Ikes.

>>75269211

a gf

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about to order one of these bad boys. jelly?

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>>75269211

M&Ms

I met my gf because she's my friend's sister
Wonder if he's angry at me for that

>>75269211
yum yum biskuts

>>75269112
I don't do shit, the company automatically takes it out of my paycheck. I won't get any of it back until next April.

>>75269265
can't say i really need an audio mixer

>>75269211
Peanut M&Ms and a crystal pepsi. Thanks.

>>75269334
then you, my friend, are as we say in the business a real "square"

>>75269265
Not at all.

>>75269378
square

>>75269290
i hope you say i fucked your sister when trading insults

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>>75269265
What are you using it for? I've got one of these that I use for recording my voice, it was pretty cheap and it works just fine.

>>75269420
it's got miku on it

You know, I may be a pedophile but at least I'm not rude.

>>75269401
I've said it a couple times. His comeback every time were related to her being a slut.

>>75269574
But him calling her a slut is a better insult against me then me saying I fucked his sister, so I don't say it anymore

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*posts a pretty girl*

have yet to receive a single (you) this thread
very disappointing

>>75269621
>then
Meant to say than
>>75269628
Plastic gook
>>75269635
Here you go

>>75269666
thanks lad
good digits btw

>plastic gook
>0/10 would not bang

Is there anything more disgusting than nice pedophile?

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>>75269755


mew

>>75269757
yeah that's not my sister she's a little lighter skinned than that

>2017
>yanks still ain't nuked
Dissapointing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=821R0lGUL6A

how do we overthrow the infernal KRAUT, buds

>>75269823
>2017
>Russia still more alcoholic than us

>>75269211
I'll pass the store soon, silly, and buy everything by myself. I want cherry juice and chocolates (no homo)

Guys how the fuck do i write a thesis statement. I have to take a social sciences course as a requirement

I found really good sources but dont know how to make the thesis

It's about honour killings and gender inequality

So far I have: honour based violence is perpetuated through honour based systems

How do i make this less shit? Prof hasn't replied to my email

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the german people are not your friends

you will not socialize with german men, women or children

>>75270022
well your statement says nothing about gender inequality. What point are you trying to argue? That honor killings are only in cultures with honor based systems? what about Japan?

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>>75268282
It's okay bud, I asked my ex gf what the perfect penis size was and she said inbetween 4 and 6 inches

>>75268884
Stop this meme

>>75269052
poles are not white

dont want to do this essay

>>75270927

delet this

>>75270360
>honour based violence is perpetuated in places that have strong patriachal gender norms

Does this make sense

>>75271087
>>75271087
>>75271087