/brit/

>>75252301
the one on the left is my oneitis

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuUpOerfT2I

canadian mincers out

"yabbey dabbey do" - homer

568ml of foamy, honey-coloured goodness, straight down the gullet

>>75252301
>>75252330
i'm more of a syvlia jefferies kinda guy desu

>>75252332
needs a donk on it

no interest in being obsessed by a woman youre never going to touch
theres too much women in the world to do that

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>>75252301
how many dollarydoos will it cost me to have a threesome with georgie and lisa?

thailad is old enough to be my dad

>>75252339
Fantastic post

>>75252363
t. non-virgin

prolonged wiener exposure

>>75252301
I wonder if karl has had sex with either of them.

>>75252363
shut up about it already then

>>75252347
she's qt, but she just doesn't have the personality that georgie or lisa has.

>>75252378
its just common sense
building a fake image of a woman in your mind thats probably far from reality since you've never had contact with her is everything but healthy

>>75252239
This mentality is why native brits will die out in our liftetime
lmaoing@urcuntry

>>75252347
>syvlia jefferies
vanilla

>>75252366
they're both loaded and married

I don't understand how normies can work 9-5 5 days a week without topping themselves, I do it 3 times a week with my shifts atm and I couldsnap at any second

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>This mentality is why native brits will die out in our liftetime
>lmaoing@urcuntry

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>This mentality is why native brits will die out in our liftetime

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You have to admit Reddit is pretty funny sometimes lads.

>>75252420
kek same, i always think this

the neighbour kid has been playing her fucking recorder for the last 45 minutes

gonna go over and heem them in a minute

>>75252332
good post. we need more 60s choons in these thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7upqB5NKPQ

how tf is it suddenly 4:49 am

>>75252428
xD

>>75252396
what if she's just a girl you sat next to in class because you're the only two ones in school who never talked and people tell you "you two look cute together" but you never do anything

>>75252420
>I don't understand how normies can work 9-5 5 days a week

You're not looking at the bigger picture, they do that for 40 years slaving away for Mr Goldberg so he can buy his next luxury yacht and then complain about the younger generation being infantile and "lazy"

>>75252396
you talking to me you dickhead? I wasn't trying to start a convo with a fucking frog, I was just taking an opportunity to make fun of virgins

>>75252332
really cool girl drummer too, don't see that hardly ever.

>>75252448
well do something

>>75252268
yeah and a good personality
but think I have a low chance of achieving anything, invited her under the pretext of watching a movie for one of our courses
have had her over a few times but am too autistic to move beyond that

>second date last night with this bird i can't figure out if i like
>she asks what i'm doing afterwards
>"going home"
>"oh. i was going to ask if you wanted to come back to mine"
>had a work thing super early today and she lives fucking miles away so i turned her down
>doubt she'll ask me again

>>75252472
nah

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>really cool girl drummer too, don't see that hardly ever.

>>75252428
your body is a big water pump

>>75252476

she aussie?

>>75252478
fair play

>>75252476
come on m8 she keeps coming over, she might be keen. just test the waters and shiet

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>>75252488
>good personality
>aussie

howling

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>>75252451
The state of wagies lmfao

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>>75252506

The influence of Hitler on popular music

there are about 20 'sheed teenagers playing outside my apartment block today so I haven't gone outside yet even though I have no food

>>75252506
look at that nigger on the right holy shit what the fuck

liam

>>75252550
yeah cuz?

>>75252539
one of the most disgustingly yank posts I've witnessed

>>75252440
decent but could do with a donk on it

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the tube bf

>>75252444
where in canada do you live that it's 4:49?

>>75252539
stop being racist

>>75252485
For you

bout to hit a fat zooper.. whos in?

Punch a bong in the faggot face

>>75252556
hello nigger

Just bought all the bitcoins I can afford
might quit my job now

absolutely FUMING about these turbonormie aussies on here
might get drunk and go on a anti-normie tirade, that'll show em

>>75252559
also me as the smiling slag in the reflection on the left

>>75252506
Well you have to tell us what she is now
I've got my money on chinese

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>hello nigger

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>75252488
half english half indonesian
>>75252498
I hoped she was a while back but was probably put off by my lack of action
haven't interacted with her for maybe two weeks, we usually see each other in lectures but she sleeps all the time and hasn't gone at all lately
don't even know how to test the waters though I'm fucking hopeless

Can't wait until the cryptocurrency bubble bursts and all the investors lose half their money
t. salty nocoiner

>>75252597
shant

>>75252580
dont even know who you are

>>75252420
it makes sense to me when you've got kids but for what purpose do people without families do it?

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>>75252577

>>75252580
*adjusts awesomesauce scarf*

>>75252627
peace dude!

nothing is better
nothing is best
take care of yourself get plenty of rest

>>75252428
Just troll science shit but lamer

>>75252638
fuck you

chat with this swedish girl on skype and she's telling me how she wants to move to the uk to be with a guy she """met""" on interpals.

online relationships are the most autistic fucking things in the world. you learn more about a person in 10 minutes of being around them IRL than you could learn in 10 years of talking to them online.

>>75252623
I only have a job because my parents won't shut the fuck up about it otherwise

>>75252627
post willy

Get down with the fitness and general healthy living.

>>75252640
*downvote*

>>75252638


>nothing is better


our culture is better than Pakistan's

>>75252638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

>>75252522
Go on...

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Konnichiwa /brit/!

Ate alone at a restaurant several times 2bh. Was quite pleasant. Especially if the place isn't busy.

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brand new pics of the willy

>>75252166
i'm like this as well about the new world countries. as much as i give yanks grief i still feel closer to them than to europeans, they're too weird and alien to me

>>75252656
I'm pretty sure I could learn more from 10 (ten) YEARS of online conversation

>>75252673
>>75252651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4TPWzzUCUc

>>75252697
>american with a foreskin

alri impostor

>>75252673
uh.. um.. uhh... wow. I-uh.. I don't even know where to start with this

>>75252600
>half english half indonesian
Is she me???

>>75252694
Shalom my chosen friend

>>75252709
clearly circumcised. no anteater dick going on there

>>75252673
rorke

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http://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-petition-to-call-australias-currency-the-dollarydoo-has-50000-signatures-2015-10-19
Best of luck with this, Aussies.

>>75252683
>southern poofs

>>75252590
nah I despise gotta getta's
alri with the half indo
>>75252713
idk done with your tutorial yet??

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Why do workers that make anything under 150k think they have a good life? You can polish a log of shit, but it's still a log of shit.

I have no idea how anyone could literally work slave labor to make anything less then 150k, at that point what's the point? You're meant to live life, and your sacrificing your life for a few extra bucks.

Lmfao, I really don't get it... Would any wagies care to explain?

would love to heem liam
junkie bastard

the stinkiest girl sat next to me today holy moly #smellygal

>>75252735
ok

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love this image

'back from my 'run

>>75252784
t. Pakistani that is an illegal immigrant

>>75252781
me in the middle

redpill of the day: corporations control the world, not governments

>>75252784
how far

>>75252708
really needs a donk on it

>>75252806
stay woke

bf's work friend was at the concert
they left early because the friend's friend was pregnant

>>75252806
unironically true and anyone who thinks otherwise is a monglord

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They don't want you to open your third eye.

>>75252809
dont talk to me

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>women from my country suck

>>75252814
what is this meme

>>75252781
kek

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give me a quick rundown on leftism

>>75252837
a bit of 'sogyny never hurt anyone

likes: the pub mate
likes: alri lad
likes: choons
dislikes: them foreners taykin' our jobs

>>75252781
manlets.. when will they ever learn?

>Stopped sharing intel with the yanks because those incompetent monkeys can't stop leaking everywhere
Lmao
Fucking yanks why do we bother

>>75252850
>we must become one global culture
>REEEEEEE STOP STEALING OUR CULTURE
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75252781
that fkn infant gnome looks like my cousin used to

every japanese restaurant owned by chinese & other asians should b closed down thats cultural appropriation

business idea: privatise the NHS

>>75252876
no crackas allowed

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yay

>>75252876
everyone except white people because they be the devil n shiet

568 mL of liquid love straight down the pint pipe lads

just died like an idiot in Battlegrounds

i have not and never will reply to an Australian or Yank, simple as.

business idea: nationalise the PHS

>>75252843

DONK
O
N
K

parents just blew a big cloud of weed smoke in my face.

Business idea: nationalise THIS *unzips dick*

>>75252896
bit gay

love 568mls
hate 440 and 500 mls

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>people that say white genocide right now isn't real

>>75252907


https://www.google.co.uk/#q=american+pint+size


post >yfw

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>>75252896
i used to support the ROC, but i guess Mao was the right guy after all.

maga
praise kek
deus vult

>>75252850
looking forward to when the Mexican-run restaurants are told to stop having walls, tables, chairs, cookers, etc. because they're white inventions

>>75252911
haven't once interacted with or acknowledged a brit's presence and shan't be commencing any time soon

want an aussie gf

love Mao
hate living

>>75252911
But you can't stop me from replying to you

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>>75252936

love to meow
hate barking

>>75252946

*raises paw*

want a Georgie Gardner gf

did you go for the walk and get the burger

>>75252850
>dumbshit m*xcrement resentful of creative business and hard work
quelle surprise

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>>75252936
>a U.S. pint equals roughly 473 millilitres

perfect size to fit in their handbags the bloody poofs

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>i used to support the ROC, but i guess Mao was the right guy after all.

love dagenham
hate barking

>>75252961
are you a true blue sheila, schookums

dont like beer sinmple as

>>75252939
pls be my alt-right gf!

anyone remember idi amin

need a fur gf (big fan of deer)

really wish i had some vodka right about now

barking?
more like barking mad haha
*raises wand*

>>75252806
half half imo

>>75252974
good post

>>75252992
post arsehole

brits be like 'who nicked me bloody lorry mate!'

>>75252993


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7actrUqwkyQ


based Idi was redpilled

>>75252850
>based mom
she was taking the piss, obviously

>>75252963
this

Bruce be like 'there's a fair dinkum wallaby in me ute!'

>>75253008

*raises paw*

>>75253027
>replying to a 10 minute old post
absolute state of you

aussies be like 'who nicked the petrol out me bloody lorry mate!'

if you had to choose between georgie or lisa, who would it be?

>>75253022
was he economically left or right

>>75253043
pics x

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>>75253019
no, I just want an alt-right gf

TOP 10 NOVELTY CHOONS OF 2009 (No. 7) - Big Mouth Billy Bass: Phone Edition

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>>75252985

y-yes

don't like americans so i've decided i won't talk to an american ever again

don't even bother trying to engage me in conversation, hypothetical yank, i will move right through you

>>75253062
Karl.

need the yank to post arsehole and bollocks

>>75253080
hey mate how's it goin'? :)

Congratulations to Eiffel 65 for winning this year's UK Christmas No.1 with their 1999 hit, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"!!!

>>75253062
are Lisa is getting on so Georgie I suppose

love josh thomas
australia's greatest gift

>>75253095
yeah nah she'll be right

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>>75253119

at least five of my mates are white males who have repeatedly expressed repulsion, disgust and hatred towards whiteness and white people

how does this happen?

>>75253119
ta x

>>75253130
maybe girls will like me now haha

>>75253040
fun fact: dinkum is an english word that fell out of use in the UK

>>75253130
hmmmm..... i wonder who could behind that

FIFA 09 PRO REVIEW: i scored a goal and i won the match - Gareth, Harverfordwest

fun fact: the united st*tes was an english tobacco farm that fell out of use in the UK

>>75253130
>at least five of my mates
FONT

would i heem a runt? why yes, yes i would heem a runt

souljaboy shuffle (uncle moishy remix)

2013_hottest_pop_songs.mp3

>>75253161
mental that literally no one in medieval europe ate potatoes or smoked tobacco because columbus wasn't a thing yet

>>75253176
gud lad

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>found out im having a daughter today
>already have one

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Imagine riding a tricycle down the road at 4am

>>75253022
he was also a madman

>>75252965
yes lad

>>75253215
can't mate... simply cannot fathom such a reality

>>75253223
t. Greg Lanskyberg

>>75253130
kikes

here's a head scratcher: why is centre spelled centre but nigger isn't spelled niggre

>>75253212
yeah it's pretty fucked when you the first 2 of your kids are girls, really makes you insecure about your masculinity

just have another kid and hopefully it'll be a boy, if not then kill yourself

>>75253239
mate i dont care about what amin dada said but it is true that he had mental problems

>>75253245
because english is a heavily bastardised french dialect

>>75253212
better than having a son, probably

radical centrism

>>75253260
I thought English was derived from Latin?

>>75253260
makes you stop for a minute and go hmmm

>>75253245
why are you fucking yanks always going on about niggers? won't bloody well shut up about it

check out the new p diddy song, "drop them turds" at a music store near you today

Just bought 2.5 BTC

Tenerife webcam is offline WTF?!

>>75253260
aye

the Democrats are the real racists

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>>75253248
imagine that's one of the reasons why tone is such a sperg (as well as the priest stuff and perpetual butthurt against uni leftists from his stint at usyd)

one of them is even taller than him lel

it's not that hot actually

>>75253294
>Proof by inaccessible literature
t. walter rudin

lads I'M GOING TO FUCKING MELT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

can't wait for my balls to achieve final adhesion to my thigh in today's weather

>>75253310
yeah it's just about right desu. really like summer weather ngl.

>>75253212
are you married

>>75253212
is she fit

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BUT WAIT, there's more

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495627062908.webm

>>75253317
you're already a fucking melt haha

>>75253321
pics x

>>75253285
you bought at an all time high desu

>>75253333
wayheeeyyy!!

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Thoughts?

>>75253305
at least they're all fit, except for the one of the left, she looks like a bitch

had a dream that i glanced at a fit girl in the gym and she came over to ask me what i was staring at (smiling, obviously interested) then even in my DREAM i sperg out and mutter "i-i thought *COUGH* you were cute *COUGH*"

there's no hope for me lads just let me die in this heatwave

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>>75253215
>>75253238
When I lived in Oxford I saw a guy ride a Unicycle over Magdalen Bridge

>>75253339
haha....dickhead

>>75253340
8/10 cat you got there lad.

>>75253333
haha gottem

>>75253324
no
>>75253325
nah

>>75253338
Its only going to go up with dips along the way

>>75253340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01QOas3JwK4

amongst the many things I fucking HATE normies for is how they've managed to successfully rename quadcopters with the misnomer "drones"

fucking normies, hate them

Cats are 'sheed pets

>>75253345
the one on the right i meant

had one longneck and I'm about ready to start tinder up again

>>75253349
I was in shoreditch a few months ago and saw a guy riding a penny farthing unironically

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>>75253351
LOL! Did you know they did a show about 8/10 cats!?

>>75253340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvqpjKRyYY4&feature=youtu.be

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>bollocks are already naturally saggy
>heatwave hits

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>>75253373

>>75253345
think that would make it worse in a way

right looks the worst to me

>>75253212
fucking hell alri Henry VIII, you big bloater, how you doing?

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The bf(female)

likes:
yaoi
fangirls
trolling (u mad bro?)
anime
tim

>>75253380
you pommy runts are always having a fucking sook about the weather

>>75253286
be here in 15 minutes
https://www.insecam.org/en/view/423810/

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>>75253403
t. the man whos never seen snow

18°C

lovely

>>75253388
>>75253365

>>75253357
yeah but the fluctuations are so massive that buying in with the intention of riding it out should be event based not asap. the price over night here literally dropped from $3100 to $2100 AUD because of a bitcoin dump by someone. that's ideal time to buy. i'd put a bit of that into an alt coin for dumping into bitcoin when its price drops desu

>>75253407
How will we know it's you?

>>75253397
kittens is so last week

>>75253421
I'll be the arse end of the two man horse suit

>>75252896
KMT please return to power and revoke this

>>75253428
Girls don't get banter

>>75253421
he'll be fucking a white male

he's watching the always sunny episode with the restaurant (the frank and charlie vs dennis mac and dee oh her own) without me ahhhhhhhh

>>75253418
ah thought that was strange, left is the best to me
1>3>2>4

>>75253428
be careful, if she's from turkey, she's probably very stupid

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>>75253428
nah

tell her "um-in-ah coy-dom"

>>75253428
>who can't speak English

tell her to assimilate or FUCK OFF

so many fucking spiders

>>75253403
My bollies are unironically twice the length of my willy BEFORE the weather gets warm.

How the fuck would you feel?

>>75253474
get him janny

I genuinely wish Nige was our prime minister

>>75253471
erect or flaccid?

>>75253453

is this rude fat boy

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>kittens is so last week

>>75253500

>>75253407
Got a feel of /b and knocking over that postcard rack in NY.
Do they still do that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbllxgxgQVQ

>Greater Manchester Police have stopped sharing intelligence relating to the Manchester Arena attack with US government agencies after concerns that US intelligence officers are continuing to leak confidential details of the investigation to the American media.

>Home Secretary Amber Rudd yesterday warned the US that the "irritating" leaks of information must stop and said she had received assurances from American officials that they would not happen again.

>But just hours after Ms Rudd's comments a US newspaper published crime scene photos of the attack apparently passed to them by US intelligence sources.

Knobheads.

>>75253428
Turks are supposed to speak decent english. She won't get your banter because british humour requires a firm understanding of context

>>75253495
it's a pick up line lad

you could also call her a "gert heriff"

>>75253528
>>75253528


New


>>75253528
>>75253528

>>75253524
>She won't get your banter because british humour requires a firm understanding of context
not to mention he's shit at it waheyyyy

POST FASTER
runts

>>75252349
>>75252349

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>>75253524
>Turks are supposed to speak decent english.
no they're not you idiot, I've been to turkey and lived around turks in london. they are fucking abysmal at english.

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>>75253504
well caught, don't know but I doubt it.

>>75253540
would pound his shitter red raw

>>75253518

the leftovers from Obama are the cancer destroying America

Trump fucked up, he still hasn't gotten his team to fill thousands of positions from the previous administration and they're fucking his term up

>>75253518
There's a few autists in Washington currently who literally do nothing but leak everything they can get away with to the media

Should be executed for treason desu