90s internet.
Edition.
would destroy this slag's fanny
the spacejam movie website is untouched from 1996
https://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
Morning lads
Morning n*nce
'pressed
thailad why havent you bought cryptocoins
Good Easter egg search google for:
google in 1998
>>75251001
virus
love weed
love being hungover and extremely horny
i have no weed and im trying to resist until i DO have weed x
>>75251001
don't do this it makes your computer display cp
Brb google
Got an email from my ISP warning me for "sharing copyright content", basically downloading Get Out through Vuze.
Am I going to jail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTlTjuLzIDg
really hate pakis
Indifferent to pints
Get the pakis out
How the fuck is it even "tinfoil" to store seeds for when the economy collapses? What you think people will give a shit about money when it's literally worthless? People will trade in things that are useful and can sustain life. Even Post Malone and the guy who plays FilthyFrank collects seeds
Alri
WE ROMANOVS HAVE OUR LEGACY TO CONSIDER MR PRESIDENT
>>75251040
very bad idea to torrent films that got out very recently
>>75251040
Mummy says you deserve worse
>>75250994
I don't really have a reason, I've still got a bit of BTC, I feel like ETH is a pump and dump and I left it too late.
>>75251057
I AM PREMIER YOU KNOW
>>75251054
>Even Post Malone and the guy who plays FilthyFrank collects seeds
Ah yes, the greatest thinkers of our generation
>>75251061
I've been doing it for maybe 15 years now and never had a warning.
Maybe I need to find a way to conceal my IP, probably should have been doing this anyway
>>75251082
You mock them but listen deeper to their lyrics
alri thailad
will go for me run sometime in the next 15 minutes
>>75251107
alri
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
We had a company buy the local rights to that movie where Jared Leto is the AIDS tranny and make their money from suing pirates. A movie about procuring things by illegal means because the legal means were non-existent or impractical.
>>75251124
Thailad.
There was a story about Lili Alen refusing 500k BTC in 2012 for a concert which in turn she requested be paid $100k
That 500K btc would be $1,247,000,000
playing: Just Cause 2
roneri doraiba
>>75251140
*prafffftttppp* oi thailad
>>75251142
probably would have done the same
>>75251142
Shan't be looking up the source, but maybe she didn't want to gouge the local fans?
>>75251162
indecent image
playing: pokefuck shooter 2
>>75251175
https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/419942070770741249?lang=en
ah yes, yesterday I was 40 minutes late to work and today I'm 80 minutes early
its a bank holiday mate
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPTTTT*
thailad
Hair's looking a bit thin on top today. Don't like it.
you get what you see with me lads
hope that dumb paki gets fired
>>75251211
don't be soft
My latest Reddit comment got a couple of upvotes, pushing my comment karma to a nice 5k. Haven't commented on there in a while. Forgot how good those upvotes feel.
>>75251274
you have to go back
>>75251274
I'm sitting pretty at 100 comment karma
>My latest Reddit comment got a couple of upvotes, pushing my comment karma to a nice 5k. Haven't commented on there in a while. Forgot how good those upvotes feel.
>>75251274
>>75251289
fuck off reddit
>you have to go back
>have to play 5 a side tomorrow
>grill invited me and its basically all girls playing
how hard do I try?
>>75250967
Greasy slag
Well now that we're diverse we have accepted acid attacks, mass child rape, honour killings, female circumcision as just part of our culture and soon we will have accepted routine terrorist attacks as just regular part of life too.
But ya'know curry is nice.
*gets schwifty*
>>75251293
why did he tip an invisible fedora
>>75251304
try not to lose your breath sweaty x
>>75251294
cringe
rate
>>75251304
show that you have a good level but dont try too hard
>>75251304
FONYT
>>75251315
Hey! There are muslims that DON'T rape and murder children you know!
>>75251327
I have a 6 pack and played college soccer
>>75251332
your post? shit
>cringe
>>75251323
U dont understand the genius that is Phil Jones
>>75251345
pics
so ummm why didnt the daily mail actually say muslim?
they have no problem with 'enemies of the people', romanians
>>75251350
cringed at this post
Bit nippy in here lads, mind if I pop the heating on for an hour?
are there any online tutorials about how to react in new situations, how to interact with other people, basically how to be a normal if not interesting person?
>>75251364
you could cuddle with me instead x
>>75251364
we could just cuddle :3
>>75251374
cringe
>>75251359
considering because i am bi. but think youre taking the piss
don't call me a nigger mate
>>75251345
D1?
>>75251315
Always found this a weak argument, why do they propagandise the cultural benefit of importing shikshins? It is clearly the worst part but economically it is at least decent by growing consumer base and keeping the population younger.
>>75251405
cringe
>>75251405
cringing at this post
>>75251289
I once got nearly 2k upvotes for one single comment. Still can't believe it, a year on. Feel like a celebrity.
>>75251396
fucking faggot
Love stoning homoexuals
Love Muhammad (No homo)
Love Allah (No homo)
>>75251407
It's moronic, I can get food from all over the world here and that's nothing to do with immigration.
>>75251425
bit gay
>>75251416
baka you need to be a proud yank, dont try to copy aussie scum. be your own man.
>i am bi
>>75251455
cringe
ask your local gp about space jam
>i am bi
>>75251457
tfw u'll never be sat on by carol
In my arsenal kit lads
flat earth meme is gay
IT'S TOO WARM!!!!!
>>75251457
>>75251472
cringe
Help a lad out
"...I fancy you and wanted to know how you felt?"
How can I word it better?
Serious answers only pls
>>75251495
firsttry
>>75251475
never reply to me again biscum
>>75251482
Warm you say? Call us when it's hot.
>meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MNdfiBIuCc
>>75251480
Are you implying there's something wrong with that?
>>75251495
>>75251505
lmao pleb
>>75251515
>>75251504
cringe
>>75251503
I can just imagine your stupid fucking smug face grinning at your computer screen as you typed this. would love to smack the twatty look off your face with a few quick jabs that would shatter your facial structure
>>75251523
FUCK
reroll>>75251543
went for my walk and got my burger
drinking some beer now
>>75251544
GOD DAMN IT
reroll>>75251564
>>75251573
cringing at this post
The likes of TRobinsonNewEra who moan about Islam & terrorism 24/7 never talk about the British state & its collusion with terror outfits.
>>75251494
don't know mate
>>75251542
If it makes you feel any better I don't think my facial expression changed in the slightest.
>>75251403
yeah but our team was utter shit and i barely played. quit after two years
depaul
>>75251568
alright last time then i'm gonna watch another episode of Just Shoot Me>>75251598
>>75251553
gonna drink a beer or 6 (six) so I can do this >>75251494
>>75251587
except he literally does
https://youtu.be/Rket4xvu_ac
>>75251494
prefer not to say
>>75251494
lmao don't do this
be honest /brit/. if you're a virgin, would you?
>>75251494
I like you. Do you like me?
[ ] YES
[ ] NO
NEED a Russian gf
new haircut
get into a fight at your local milk bar
>>75251494
Wear ur best arsenal kit and ask her out
>>75251625
her bum's a black hole
>>75251634
Need a Russian gf (male)
>>75251629
>tfw remember the time when my oneitis passed this to me at age 12
>my heart started pumping so fast
>she then told me to pass it to the guy behind me and he circled yes and said thanks to me
will seriously never forget this.
>>75251625
no brainer for me
Why is no one replying to my funny posts about arsenal? I thought /brit/ liked me (Football yank)
@75251674
cringe
hate tops and bottoms
like why would you describe yourself as a sexual position
just like wrestle until you bum each other lmao
>>75251665
that's p fucked up
Need a slag gf
>>75251637
looking good, my man!
going to do a cheeky look at porn then a cheeky go to bed
poopoo.......................................... wait for it .................................................................... and peepee
>>75251665
lmao chad always wins
> I thought /brit/ liked me (Football yank)
Hate communists
Hate the lying j*wish media
Hate gypsies
Love the volk
Love the reich
Love the Führer
>>75251625
That's disgusting mate
I'm saving myself for marriage
>>75251674
Wogball is for normies
>>75251519
want that boy to give me a wank tbqh
let's see...
pakis [x]
nonces [x]
the left [x]
pints [√]
the pub [√]
think that just about covers it
>>75251665
Kek
>>75251715
this is actually impressive
>>75251718
>>75251722
cringe
>>75251494
yeah sounds great mate, please let us know what she responds with
>>75251674
>Pretending to be me
A new low desu
ALSO Wenger out
>have the most amazing night with a qt
>it was all a dream
>>75251733
cringe
>>75251665
Brutal.
>>75251697
this is a good one. adding it to my /brit/ folder
>27c today
it's over lads, I'm going to die
>>
cringing at this post
>>75251625
should i not want to otherwise?
(not the left, mingin that)
>>75251748
alri grandpa
>>75251695
this just made me wonder how awkward it must be to meet a girl's folks. i've never had a girlfriend, so i've never experienced that, but i imagine it's pretty weird.
>>75251748
same
yesterday was awful, today is going to even worse. already got sunburnt to fuck, might as well just do myself right now.
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE HAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST STOP IT
THE WORD HAS LOST ALL MEANING NOW
>>75251665
>Have super-mega oneitis in year 8
>Her friends are doing that thing where they say their friend's name plus some guys surname, implying they're married to that guy
>walk around the corner I'm standing in while saying her name with my surname
>OHMYGOD YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE WOWWW etc etc
>they see me
>onitis sees me
>"hi anon!"
>>75251742
Used to read word up magazine.
>>75251784
cringe
I don't get how bitcoin works
why don't you just make more bitcoin
>>75251770
>this just made me wonder how awkward it must be to meet a girl's folks
do people seriously do this?
>read word up magazine
>it was all a dream
>>75251797
mining is practically impossible now
I don't get how pounds work
why don't you just make more pounds
>>75251748
same
(DO NOT need a uppity Australian telling me that 27 isn't hot)
trying to buy bitcoin without paying 400 dollars in fees
>>75251813
cringe
>>75251797
Cyberinflation
>>75251801
Imagine what this cunt smells like.
>>75251815
Aussie have air conditioning though
Looking back on it, I've fucked up every single sexual encounter I've ever had. More than a dozen failures in a row.
My God how do I live with my incompetence
>>75251797
because it's more profitable to mine altcoins
>>75251797
state of you
>>75251742
>Watch Around the World in 80 Days while sleeping over at my mates place
>Dream of being married to the qt french grill
>Wake up and look her up on google images
>mfw
going to start dratposting
shout out to prozziesisterlad for starting the gimmick
>>75251797
you need a supercomputer or botnet to mine anything worthwhile
>>75251797
blocks become impractical after a certain point
>>75251494
that is so fucking pathetic mate, just be direct and ask if she wants to go out for a drink
if she says no, fine, drop it
if she says she's busy say fine and drop it for now, ask again in a couple of weeks - if she says the same thing then drop it forever
>>75251810
hack the mainframe and get us all some coins lad
>>75251843
what's dratposting?
>>75251851
me in the green
>>75251815
But it isn't
>>75251830
couldn't afford it growing up and cant afford it now
>>75251852
she lives in different country and i dont go out for drinks
might drop a fat cack down the bog lads
Business idea: infect millions of computers with a virus that secretly mines bitcoins
word to your grapevine
(ivy league)
might fist the ol' willy hole
>>75251878
Poof
>>75251878
>she lives in different country
drop it. what's the fucking point in having a gf you can't even touch
>she lives in different country and i dont go out for drinks
SCREAMING
the utter state of this virgin
>>75251857
Not sure what the difficulty rate is on ETH is but go to a skiddy site like hackforums, buy a silent miner for $5 and buy 5000 installs for $50 and come back in a month or so to see how much you've made.
>>75251878
>she lives in a different country
bin the slag
got invited by a female to go to an amusement park this weekend but i have to work.
>>75251878
so you want to ask a girl who lives in another country if she'll be your gf? christ alive mate get it together. The only time you should be asking her out is if you go to visit her in person/vice-versa
>I don't go out for drinks
you don't have to drink anything hard, its more that you take her to a social venue
27c is nearly a perfect day desu. prefer 24c
>>75251913
good boy
i had a gf because of heteronormative society
*dreams of having chat on msn with the mayor of yale*
do lads who had/have oneitises believe they could still get her or do they know its already over?
working at home lads
>>75251851
good, fuck g*rmans
>>75251878
textbook virgin post
honestly how the fuck can australians be beta, seems like the easiest culture in the world to not be
>>75251905
suppose it's a cousin of OI!!!!posting which I believe was conceived by none other than Mr. Phim O. Lad
not working at all lads
>>75251942
i've never talked to my oneitis
>>75251909
I struggle to open Paint so I don't think I'll do that...
Never heard of the term oneitis before now.
flatmate is in my bunk instead of hers again lads
>>75251942
I know it's over but I'd still say yes in a heartbeat to either of them
>>75251800
idk i'm just assuming.
i mean that girl in the picture looks like she's about 20 or 21, so there's a good chance she still lives with her parents. so if you wanted to take her out on a date, you'd have to go to her house, go up to her house, and ring the doorbell. chances are her dad or mom will answer, and they'll see you in your 1999 chevy cavalier that's never been washed, is starting to rust, and has no emergency brake. then they'll ask you what you do for a living, and you'll tell them you got laid off four months ago. eventually your date comes down stairs, she's looks so pretty and all that does is remind you how pathetic you look and feel every day all day. and then the date will go horribly because you self sabotage due to your cripplingly low self-esteem. when you take her back home, you walk her to the door and hope that she'll give you a peck on the cheek, but instead she says she had a "nice time tonight, see ya" and you never hear from her again.
>>75251971
heh
welcome new friend
>>75251953
>lives in a different cunt
>>75251214
Sachie WHY!?
>>75251967
If you can install reddit flags you can do this.
>>75251983
cringe
>>75251953
australia is the normie capital of the world. been twice to sydney and melbourne and its filled to the brim with social, outgoing, normies.
CANNOT imagine how fucked it would be to be a virgin or outcast there
why is it impossible to buy a bitcoin without paying hundreds of dollars in fees lads
>>75252006
just this desu
what would happen if the queen asked her subjects the world over to rise up and kill every islamist piece of shit on earth
>>75251966
>>75251977
doesnt seem like a healthy relationship
>>75251878
mate come on
>>75251945
is he ok
>>75251983
>>75251903
I will see her often enough
>>75251915
>social venue
they scare me desu, only been to a bar once and I didn't like it.
>>75251953
>virgin shaming in 2017
I mean come on
Also I was born this way
>>75252025
lol what subjects?
>>75251983
>this is what the demented mind of a virgin is like
state of it
just tell her to come to the pub at 8pm you spastic
>>75252025
It's worth a try.
>>75251995
mum did it for me
>>75252007
haha y-yeah
http://wate.com/2016/10/30/man-captures-terrifying-footage-of-massive-spider-carrying-mouse-up-a-fridge/
*cancels trip down under*
>>75252025
i think more than a few muslims would be murdered at least in the U.K.
>this aussie
he's the one writing the semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
>>75252016
it's not you trog
localbitcoins charges 0.5%
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/gay-porn-studio-fire-using-didgeridoo-dildo/
*re-books trip down under*
>>75252056
haha *gets bitten by a spoida*
ow haha worst thing about being orstralian
>>75252074
didgeridildo
HAVE NOT slept at all lads
>>75252025
That might be interpreted as an order to her military and police force, so it could end up very bloody indeed.
I used to message the oneitis once a day at least, even if she didn't respond. I'd never had any experience talking to a girl before.
There would be this giant wall of messages from me, punctuated by the odd message from her now and then. She found it endearing but it was also pathetic.
One of many painful memories.
>>75252103
FONT
>>75252038
>>virgin shaming in 2017
Virgin freaks deserve it
>>75252095
100mg of amphetamine powder up the shitter?
>>75252087
oustraian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptCl_Ey4sE
200ml of builders brew straight down the hatch lads
>>75252103
Yikes
>>75252072
why are some people selling them for twice the price while others are selling them at the current market price?
Virgins OUT
Failed normies IN
>>75252125
business idea: talk to girls who are in a proximity small enough where you can meet up with them and fuck them
literally only get mad about muslim attacks in europe when they happen in the UK
not even that i like british people or culture, but they are the only europeans that feel somewhat similar to us
>media trying to make out man u customers were subdued in their support last night cos of the men arena attacks
>don't realise that's how man u customers always are
>>75252154
because they're trying to snare a gullible trog like you
>>75252042
the closest i ever got to a date when i was about 15 i asked a female friend to come hang out at a cafe. i realised immediately that i'm autistic af 1v1. it was the most awkward two hours of my life up to that point.
why dont blokes who got an oneitis just forget about her?
>>75252154
good way to store coins. store them as an optimistic sell so that if the market soared up to that level, which it would for a small period of time, it will sell.
basically you're leaving your coins in constant play.
>>75252176
stop being a fucking cunt jesus christ, how much of a miserable shit do you have to be to act this way
People from all over the world are reading my post RIGHT NOW
I'm famous!
>>75252182
don't even know where to start with you mate, you're a complete mess. can't imagine how unbearable your life must be. just walk into traffic or something.
>stop being a fucking cunt jesus christ, how much of a miserable shit do you have to be to act this way
>>75252163
Not everyone is degenerate like u my man
I will get married and have kids
>>75252207
it was a good post my friend!
>>75252185
normie thats had sex with 20 girls here. sometimes its not easy to get over a girl that you feel a real connection with desu. now imagine being a virgin that barely gets any attention from any girl?
>>75251878
>she lives in different country
wat
>>75252213
cringe
>I will get married and have kids
>>75252198
you going to have a little cry then because of the english meanies?
absolute mincer
>>75252213
bit rude :/
>just walk into traffic or something.
>>75252207
thinking abt this makes me paranoid sometimes
>>75252224
>sometimes its not easy to get over a girl that you feel a real connection with desu.
yes but thats because you had a real connection with her
oneitis are usually women which barely notice the lad who has her in her heart. its only fantasy
>>75252163
invited a gal from my student accomodation over tonight ;-)
>talking to girls
bit gay
>>75252256
good lad, she cute?
now were fucken talkin!
>>75252256
Font
>>75252248
oh shit is that this guy
love big fat
pints
>>75252270
>24/7 birdcucks
wew
>>75252270
an original Agnes Szetey?
sign me up!
>>75252270
>which can be turned off by removing battery
heh
love nice willies
simple as
the oneiti
>>75252301
>>75252301
>>75252301
new>>>>>>>>
love birds. and I mean the class of animal Aves, not women
>>75252283
they do look a little similar. especially that chin dimple, that's pretty unique.
>>75252354
bit late