/cum/

can i get a list of posters who showed their dicks so i can make fun of them?

More like Sinaloa's qt penis edition haha

wish i had an Elysium erp buddy

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>>75250790
Post it

every time i have posted my penis on /int/ i either get made fun of for being cut or someone will say they look similar which i assume is because i have a statistically average penis

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>Yeah I smoke weed, don't freak out about it bro
>Dude chill! It's not a cig, this is way healthier
>mind if I smoke weed brah?
>alright guys, settle down. I smoke weed, now let's just move on
>there's no secondhand smoke, it's totally safe bruh
>"oosen up, man. It's just a weed. Don't call the cops or sumthin'
>hey guy, you got a light? Naaaaaah, I'm just playing. I smoke weed, if you didn't know
>how many grams you got bro
>what % THC you runnin?
>what strains you smoking brah??
>woooah sick clouds lmao
>bro it's just weed stop getting mad
>i get my weed from aborigines in the alpines
>it's not addictive, i only go through two grams a day

>>75250797
I'm not posting his penis

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>>75250798
>get made fun of for being cut
N-no goy, you should be making fun of them!

Glad I've never posted mine
>>75250792
>whites come a second time
>give them high positions in your government
>eventually everyone in your government is white
>they throw you out and ask the US to annex them
Epic

>>75250783
Placer
LMM
Sinaloa (both of them)

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>why yes i do keep pictures of other peoples penises on my computer, its not gay at all

There is a guy at my gym that looks so eastern european

Like his name could be Boris Dumbassnovic and i wouldnt even flinch, i honestly hates his guts because as all eastern europeans he has such a punchable face.

>>75250786
I just feel sad ok???

>>75250822
I doubt that Conway denies his lust for penis

I was horny earlier tonight and was going through tinder and ended up super liking this one tranny because I figured theyre loose and I could get a good succ tonite
2hrs later I've fapped and returned to my senses and now the tranny wants to meet up, but I have zero interest now that I fapped and I'm kinda disgusted with myself and at the thought of banging a tranny
I dont want to be rude and stand her up though

>>75250806
I wish I could find some weed in my current situation desu. Last smoked it almost 20 years ago in highschool, kind of nostalgic for it.

>>75250823
Did you get cucked by timoslav?

>>75250822
I have a 300+ folder of twinks that I dump when I'm bored

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>>75250823
Is this what happened to the NaziRuso?

I just spent $400 on trying to learn german from a camgirl

>>75250837
>her
Just say something came up you absolute pleb. I've accidentally swiped right on fat girls but I just ghost them.

when i saw my friends penis in high school when we were drunk together in his basement it had a sort of purplish tinge to it which is something i have not seen in pornography

>>75250842

Not really, but dont you agree on their punchable faces?'

>>75250855
*pets your doggo in front of your gf*

>>75250808
>>75250825
maybe posting would make you feel better

>>75250837
Just ghost
If girls can do that why can't you?

>>75250867
I'm posting now

>>75250837
>her

>>75250853
Should have invested that money in cryotocurrencies

>>75250855
good post

>>75250864
Idk, sometimes poles have this really weird look where they have this round as fuck head and it just looks retarded

When was the last time CIA posted

>>75250874
i meant the penor

>>75250856
weird

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>tfw he's in Jannah breaking one his 72 virgin's hymen and you're still bitter, broke and alone
Feels bad man.

>>75250888
He posted today

>>75250888
yesterday

said he was tired after a long day of wagecucking

>>75250898
I don't want to post his penor. I'm not even sure if I still have it

>>75250907
>>75250908
Why doesnt he gas weebs anymore

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gonna exercise and take a nice cold shower

>>75250906
is he the guy that blew up a few days ago?

Intelligence is a curse

>>75250923
you have two options
>talk about being sad
or
>post the penor
I'm really bored

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>you're at the Sejm and this guy slaps your Commonwealth's ass
How do you respond?

http://makerarepepes.me/

>>75250936

Why don't you ask me?

Evens watch TPB season 2 again
Odds watch season 11 again and see if it's actually funny when I'm high

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tfw no fit gf in red dress

>>75250753
If he is a White Hispanic, then I'm an Albino Asian.

>the government has too much power, fugg de Democrats
>we need to deport everyone on the terrorist watchlist without due process!!!
Hate these """conservatives""" desu

>>75250936
Ask him to post it

>>75250924
He got lazy

>>75250938
>we wuz sarmatians n shiet

>>75250953>>75250970


that's pretty gay

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>>75250977
As soon as you finish saying that, these guys come around the corner and tell you to back the fuck off and that your Commonwealth belongs to them now. How do you respond?

>>75251008
Why are you asking me to post it

Also how's things with your gf

>>75250970
conservatives in the us and canada pretend to be libertarians but they're really social authoritarians

really, i prefer social authoritarianism.

>>75250970
>due process
Wouldn't mind skipping that bit at all if all the muslims had to go somewhere else

>>75251021
Tell them that I am the true heir to the throne and certainly not a pretender from poland

>>75251022
>Why are you asking me to post it
I'm bored
>>75251022
really good actually. we haven't been together for that long but I really feel like she's the one special lady.

>>75251063
>really good actually. we haven't been together for that long but I really feel like she's the one special lady.
That's good

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>>75251059
Really? Well then, you should put on your crown, my Tsar. Sadly, it fell in here. Could you just get it out real quick?

>>75251049
LINK
I
N
K

>>75251095
>>75250949

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>tfw i spend so much time on this shit that whenever i heard anyone of your countries/states/cities i inmediatly think of you

so stupid.

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>>75250753
Did you say white hispanic?

>>75251049
Art

>>75251049
That looks like the Master from Fallout

>>75251085
her dad scares me, he's 6 foot 5 and like 300 pounds. also he is in charge of all the city workers

hows your boyfriend? did your parents meet him?

>>75251094
SLAAAAVAAAA SLAAAAAVAAA POOOOLSSSKAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHH

>>75251099
I think of you when I hear about Sinaloa

>>75251113
Pretty gud. He's been staying at his house since school let out but he's going to come live in my current apartment until we move into the new one

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>>75251147
mine dont even look like pepes
i colorized mine

Got some hot new gimmicks in the works for you guys!

Keep your eyes open.

I wish there was good porn of a latina role playing as an aztec who is raped
can't find one anywhere

>>75251167
Search for Apocalypto porn

>>75251178
checked 3 sites, nothin
thanks tho

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>>75251167
aztecs were murdered and raped, but mainly murdered.

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>>75251159

>>75251193
okay? thanks for the fun fact I guess captain obvious

>>75251146
do your parents know you're dating a man?
that's cool that you're going to live together. mine wouldn't be ok with doing that unless marriage and stuff

>>75251216
>do your parents know you're dating a man?
no lmao

>>75251212
explain why the gerrymandering is so bad

arent those the murder hotspots in chicongo?

>>75251228
/ss/ ?

>>75251216
he'll just ask his bf to do the tuck when they come over

>>75251206

Well im trying to say that your roleplay would be best with other tribes that were on friendly terms with the spaniards not literally the only tribe that went to war with the crown of spain.

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What went wrong

>>75251212
you can tell it got gerrymandered HARD because of the shape
>>75251230
you do it with him on their bed. then telling them won't be awkward

>>75251228
She's cute

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>>75251249
And talented

>>75251242
idk what you mean
give me a search term. if it works, I'll always defend you when other posters bully you

>>75251247
no one cares
discuss the important issues
like when the fuck is Bannerlord coming out???

Cascadia is a bad meme

>>75251259
>Cascadia
Delete this terrible meme.

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75251271
75251273

>>75251231
>explain why the gerrymandering is so bad
Advanced kikery

>>75251235
My parents haven't come to my apartment since I got here

>>75251248
>implying I'll take him home
idk if he wants to tell his parents but we damn sure aren't telling mine

There is a joke in Mexico about how people from sinaloa say everything is better in Sinaloa.

joke is 100% truth and idc because is true.

food and music in the rest of mexico sucks

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Why

>>75251282
would the be mad?

tfw same heigh as taylor
why are women so tall fu fu

>>75251307
Yes

>>75251288
The city of Guanajuato alone is better than your whole state

>>75251282
is it true that doing the tuck makes your prostate orgasm stronger? (no homo)

>>75251307
he lives in arkansas

>>75251301

Men have pressure to succeed, women don't.

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Ummmm

>>75251342
its still in early stages
so it cant make them well enough yet
maybe in a week it will learn

>>75251342
wacom?

>>75251330
Women have double the pressure

>>75251325
>doing the tuck
I'm not sure what that means

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>>75251353
>>75251357

>>75251363
it's when you put your penis behind your legs

>>75251353
excuse me
umm
it is impossible for a computer to learn
*drops mic*

>>75251288
never heard of that joke before, only thing I know of sinaloa is that el chapo comes from there, scary place

>>75251378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv6UVOQ0F44

>>75251371
why are those two fighting over a donut

>>75251320
hm. I have a question. why are you gay

>>75251372
That's what I thought but I wasn't sure

>>75251378
*gets my neural network to learn how to strangle you in 3 trillion generations*
pssh... nothin personnel

>>75251397
Why not

i <3 finland

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This is one fine;y generated pepe if I do say so myself.

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>>75251401
/gif/ lied to me again

>>75251401
i thought he was talking about tucking you into be because then that means he cares about you and wants you to be cozy and your parents will see he lives you

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>>75251322
>Guanajuato is better

My ex was from there

Anyways

Sinaloa has top tier qts desu

Is it best Northern state? NO

That belongs to New Lion

I havent beem happy for years

>>75251420
what are you gay or something?

>>75251434
>talking about tucking you into be
there's supposed to b a D at the end. tuck you into bed

Sinaloa was most likely banned so dont expect him to reply

>>75251426
What did /gif/ say?

>>75251434
It wouldn't matter

>>75251453
No. I am a grill

how often do you think the border agents fug or sexually assault the latinas they catch

I linked to the nudes of an oriental female and wasn't banned. I thought Conway said they ban for posting links to NSFW shit?

>>75251471
Why don't you become one and find out

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>>75251421

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R8

>>75251460
>It wouldn't matter
sad.how do they not know you're a homosex?

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>>75251476
>nudes of an oriental female
you've piqued my interest, friend

>>75251476
J*nny has it out for me

>>75251492
idk

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>>75251460
the other thing

>>75251489
One of the better ones

>>75251496
>>75249573

want to commit acts of sodomy

I want to work on a cargo ship

>>75251507
what if they already know?

I have pictures of me and the Asian qt
Will show them to my grandma next time I see her so she doesn't think I like men

>>75251531
sometimes i fantasize about that too

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>>75251489
here's with a bigger resolution

>>75251514
You don't make sense

>>75251532
Then I would have been disowned

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>>75251518
you are a FINE poster
never seen your flags here before, but I welcome you to /cum/

I told myself I was going to sleep an hour ago

Homosexuality is a sin.

need to create bastards in the third world

>>75251557
I didn't get redditflags until recently
I used to post my Tinder adventures before
I'm one of the guys who always opened with *vapes at you*

White skin is a sin.

>>75251567
Not like Anglicans would know anything about Christianity

>>75251554
how do you know?
>>75251567
then stop being such a faggot

>>75251578
is that pic from your tinder adventures

>>75251578
How long have you been here?

>>>/tv/83159056
WE

>>75251476
Where?

>>75251551
go to the maritime academy in NY, it's easy af to get into and the people make bank working on ships

>>75251578
I'm the other guy who did this
I'm phoneposting in bed :)

>>75251584
Sorry Pedro I don't conversate with idol worshippers

>>75251606
How long does it take to get a degree or whatever

>>75251635
firsttry

>>75251594
Because they've told me

>>75251617
Pathetic response desu

>>75251598
I'll let you figure that out for yourself
>>75251600
About a year.

>>75251624
2 years

>>75251606
i thought about the one in Galveston TX after high school but i didn't apply

don't think i'll actually do it though

>>75251645
why would they tell you if they didn't know?

>tfw you masturbated your best potential children away

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>>75251651
>tfw just graduated from college and dont want to do school shit ever again

>>75251660
They talk a lot while they're drunk

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>>75251645
I'll fuck your bitch arse up nigga wassup wassup nigga

How was that?

>>75251624
4 years, they actually make tons of money. Like 250,000 a year and half the year they arent even at sea

>>75251678
maybe they only hate gays when drunk

>>75251680
VERY good post

>>75251690
lol

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>>75251554
i think you're right

I want to bury my nose into widowmaker's ass

Feel a bit sick....SICK OF YOU!

>>75251684
Fuck, I should get on this meme

I started getting more matches when I put a picture of me in my car on my Tinder profile

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Janny is mad buds.

he is out for revenge.

>>75251699
>maybe they only hate gays when drunk
for me it's the opposite

>>75251707
/gif/ is full of people pretending to be faggots anyway, the prostate orgasm threads are hilarious

So is /hm/ for that matter

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>>75251729
uh oh

>tfw '99 civic
at least I have a car, which is more than most of my peers

If I had a son who turned out to be gay, I wouldn't disown him because I would have multiple sons and another one will carry on the family name.

>>75251735
>for me it's the opposite
:(

>>75251737
Prostate orgasms are unironically not gay

>>75251729
idgaf janny can suck a l*mon

>>75251737
>people pretending to be faggots anyway
why do people do this

>>75251752
>tfw my grandma bought me a car when I graduated college
>tfw she's told me that I'm her favorite grandchild
Visiting her at least once a month paid off

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>>75251729

>>75251737
>So is /hm/ for that matter
my friend posted his face there without realizing it was all porn
>>75251762
why sad

>>75251769
*opens ur butthole*
*steps in*
*closes door*

Why cant I just hop on a boat
Why do I need to jump through all these hoops

>>75251779
>why
attention probably

>>75251769
That's a bit gay bud

I REALLY want Alex Jones to play the radio dj host in a fallout game. his character should be a ghoul as well

If prostate orgasms are gay but God doesn't like homosexuality, why did he make them possible in the first place?

wanna know what meme about mexico is true?

The king of fighters one.

At the start of the millenium we got bootlets arcade with hundreds of games (PC running an emulator)

and the only thing people did was play KOF 2002.

fun times.

>>75251804
Not funny fag

>>75251809
It isn't gay at all
Having a cute girl play with your prostate as she gives you a hand/blowjob is fucking kino

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Am I white bros?

>>75251820
He'd do well desu

>>75251798
>why sad
I thought it meant that you hated gays while sober

>>75251859
Go back to /tv/eddit

I want S7 of GoT to come out already so I can smoke Satan's spinach while watching it
>>75251862
There's a poster in here who's 1/8th native, so you're whiter than him

>>75251869
nah, I was joking saying that drinking makes me gay. it doesn't though. just makes me feel happy

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>tfw tomorrow i will wake up banned because one of you fags reported me

not fun at all

>>75251862
No bobby

>>75251788
I really want to find a decent job so I can afford anything

Too bad no one pays you to write C all day.

I can't find new music that I enjoy.

Post some obscure songs.

>>75251869
Whatever

But in all seriousness prostate orgasms are like sex on drugs. Once you do it it's hard to go back and it isn't the same

>>75251862
>Irish
>Iberian

I'm afraid it's bad news

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>>75251820
that sounds interesting, what kind of character would he play?

>>75251897
What are you banned for? Avatarfagging?

>>75251904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvOmT5pLG1w

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>>75251897
btfo
t
f
o

>>75251904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw6yol3OLBA

>>75251904
https://soundcloud.com/hungryskeleton/sets/the-magic-in-you-misha

>>75251897
I never report u bb u know this

>>75251921
a fallout version of himself
>the enclave is turning all you hard working wasteland civilians into GHOULS and I have proof

>>75251890
Oh. Glad it makes you happy then

>tfw dry county
y live

>>75251911
ok fag boi, keep telling yourself it's straight

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>>75251859
>fucking kino
>i love being penetrated
>not gay
ok guy

why would a penis be purplish?

>>75251980
>tfw won't be able to legally drink when I graduate
>tfw it's ok because I live 5 miles from canda where drinking age is 19
>not 19 yet

>>75247836
test

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjmWiTvk-yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcQbKMf8vJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_5Pr-uFYZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3gi2gVjro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AigOUsOEhSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI54kesadOg

>>75251920
Scottish actually :-)

>>75252022
ok caras banned

>>75251980
It is straight there is no homosexuality involved

>>75252002
Yeah I'm not
I don't have sex with men

>>75251969
Pretty sure there's a replacement for the ghoul screams where he's going super saiyan

>>75252014
Fuck Canada and FUCK drinking age people

>>75251897
TEST

I got that cd from a homeless man

>>75252059
>I don't have sex with men
right, only qt girls(male)

why am i still awake

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I just spent $300 on weed AMA

>>75252059
>I don't have sex with men
But you simulate it because you think it feels good

I think you might be a bit to far in the closet friendo

>>75252069
It's got malware on it, haven't you ever watched Mr. Reddit?

>>75252082
What strains? Wanna give me some?

>>75252061
what does this mean

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tfw ate some protein powder without any liquid
it got stuck to my mouth

I don't enjoy drinking alcohol. Would much rather just smoke weed. No hangover that way.

>>75252099
It means I'm jealous and mildly annoyed that I'd have to make an hour trip to get alcohol even if I could drink it legally

>>75252079
No i like girls (girls)

>>75252084
Stimulating my prostate has nothing to do with sexuality

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It's okay Miguel, I will honor your memory by BOOM BIG REVEAL posting Pickle Rick, from your favorite tv show!

Might join the navy desu
Probably won't

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>>75252094
2oz of Master kush, if you come up here maybe :3
I also bought some cookies!!

you are only homosexual if you physically have sex with another man

>>75252138
Thicc

>>75252127
that sucks.
the day after I turn 19 I'm going on a camping trip to leafland with my friends to drink and play board games

>>75252122
>No hangover that way
Just drink more water while you're drinking

>>75252131
>Stimulating my prostate has nothing to do with sexuality
Sure thing sweetie ;)))

>>75252122
Opposite for me

>>75252138
>indica
Get that garbage away from me!

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FUCK

I just dropped blueberry yogurt on the carpet and it's all pink.

>>75251926
>>75251935
>>75251949
>>75252032
thank you anons

>>75252131
>No i like girls (girls)
girls with fat fingers amirite?

>>75252151
Let me come, I love camping

I hate myself

>>75251578
did you put your benis into that fuzzy bagina?

>>75252195
ok, I've got a little 12 ft aluminum fishing boat

anyone who can come to the Vancouver area probably could come

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>>75252173
sativa makes me anxious and panic!!

i like lying down and watching videos half-awake

>>75252191
No girls with long dainty fingers

been feeling less self hatred recently

Gonna take 2mg of xanax because I'm feeling sad and can't sleep

>>75252211
>fingers
>

>>75252205
nice

>>75252211
whatever floats ur boat guy

>>75252141
wrong
It's not gay if he has a feminine penis

>>75252230
just realized I have to buy a canada fishing license>>75252241
go back to next to moldova please

>>75252241
obviously because those aren't men

>>75252230
What is the point of this post?

>>75252234
Ok

>>75252241
>tfw tiny feminine penis
;_;

>>75252257
They can't be that much

>>75252241
Oh shit it's my countryfu

>>75252272
>What is the point of this post?
That you like cock up your ass and you won't admit it

>>75252230
conway you should post on the discord more often tbhfamalam

>>75252277
pls post feminine body and/or benis

>>75252277
yeah but they charge like double for foreigners, i think $25 for leafs and $50 for me

ive actually never measured my penis but i assume it to be around 5.5 inches which is around average for american men

>>75252306
It's boring

Give me your discord if you want to

>>75252298
But I don't like cocks at all

Most men measure their penises wrong so I dont even bother

it was smaller than my friend's penis though

>>75252321
It's 5.5 including the chicanos, the average for white Americans is around 6.3

>>75252312
No

>>75252315
That sucks

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>>75252326
we're not boring
we're fun

>>75252362
but his was purple

>>75252370
*I don't like posting there

>>75252392
:(

>>75252326
no, i changed my mind
my feelings are hurt

*docks with you*

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My ex-gf says that girls talk about dick size a lot and she feels bad because they often make fun of guys with small dicks

>>75252410
Jokes on you, I don't have a foreskin

>>75252404
>>75252405
I'm sorry

Enter the Gungeon's tables work against you more then they do for you

>>75252430
They do
t. Was gay best friend in my younger years

>>75252430
fugg

>>75252430
Why are girls so heartless

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WE

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Hey guys

>>75252368
wtf i thought spics had big dicks, i know Columbia has the highest average in the new world

might measure it tomorrow

im not insecure about my penis size but it is smaller than most i see in porn

>>75252379
just purplish but im still unclear if that was a temporary result of the drinking

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Literally me rn

>>75252435
ok, because you were nice

https://discord.gg/RdVmu2

trust me, it's more active than /dixie/

>>75252546
I think it's because of the native blood or something

The Spanish ones might be bigger, idk

>>75252632
reviewbrah's been liftin

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Whenever I get drunk, like right now for instance, I get this really strong urge to go crusading

Surely I can't be alone, right?

>>75252493
It's just human nature, so people are rude and others have to bear with it.

>>75252546
Where'd you get that idea, from those meme maps that used to posted a lot? There were never any actual studies done, it was made by some random dude.

>>75252572
>it's more active than /dixie/
I never wanted /dixie/ to be more active

I want to move to canada

>>75252659
>from those meme maps that used to posted a lot?
yes

i assumed /int/ would not lie about penis

>>75252666
I thought we were friends

>>75252509
This dude is so incredibly stupid it's an embarassment. This is what happens when you start a black metal band at the age of 16 and never return to school, but end up in prison and flee to France

>>75252682
>>75252682
>>75252682
>>75252682

>>75252680
That's fairly gullible of you

>>75252666
i'm fuzzy on the details, i wasn't around when the /dixie/ schism was a thing
/dixie/ is cumfy though, it's just a little slow

methinks that ones gonna get deleted quickly

>>75252702
>nsfw
NO

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>>75252692
I joined your silly IRC, didn't I??

New when

>>75252632
this is what happens when you eat big

>>75252732
I dont think I've ever seen you in the official /cum/ irc