/cum/

tfw no gf

guys im eating mochi

does that make me a weaboo?

I miss Sonora, Sinaloa u still talk with Sonora?

fucc dumpfth and FUCC whyte peepl

maritimes will rise again

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kaitlin

>>75248635
green tea ice is quite good

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>>75248622
So do you prefer Asian or White women anon?

Need to buy some condoms lads

everytime I say I like one kind of female, I fall for another kind of female

something something anus portal

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the gf

What book are you reading, mofos?

I'm reading IT right now.

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>>75248622
well no, the cascade range will block the tsunami, smug hapa

The earthquake is expected to level everything west of I-5

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>lads

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>>75248635
moshimoshi
>>75248650
jiff related

>>75248650
bad bitches is the only thing that I like

The highlight of my year so far was when the qt fell asleep in my arms
Shall be thinking about that day until I die

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the Gf (f)

>>75248660
wtf

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>tfw live comfortably east of I-5 and off the fault line

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>>75248659

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>>75248660
PERIWINKLE!!!

*coastal range

that Netherlands poster was severely autistic

>>75248663
I live just east of I-5.

I think I will come out completely unscathed.

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>>75248686

>(f)

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>>75248692
>yfw this ends the current American era and sends the world into a Global depression

>>75248659
Ulysses so I can finish up the meme trilogy
>>75248677
Why don't you get a gf, then you'll have more qt than you can handle

>>75248677
cute

>>75248644
I have been living in 90+% white areas my whole life so white women. it's kind of weird but I associate azn women more with family than ppl I'm attracted to. some men say once you start regularly dating women you will broaden your horizons.

why do you like eurasian women so much? they are pretty rare tier. I feel as tho I would like a eurasian partner but again, quite rare

Anzu's jaw has a very strange shape .

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When I was in Ireland and fell asleep on a girl from Hong Kong for thirty minutes on the bus and she didnt wake me up until we got back, very kind of her

>>75248719
I want to shove my cock down his throat

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im thinkin bout girls

what you up to?

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mouthparts

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imagine getting a gf and it turns it to be an absolute disappointment after you've changed so much about yourself

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>>75248689
It was a poster who came here when /cum/ merged with /mena/ a year ago.

>>75248697

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guys this album's really good

>>75248704
The Willamette will probably flood all the way to albany
your house might be fine, but no one will likely have power or water for a least a month

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>>75248677
my highlight with women in the past year would be
1) getting to grab one forcefully on the face and yell at her while we were both weeping
2) kissing her hand with my dry ass lips (pretty much just rubbed my mouth on her hand)
3) adding female teachers on facebook
>>75248663
totally level?
and i am NOT smug

>>75248719
Your face is ugly.

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>>75248714
>so white women. it's kind of weird but I associate azn women more with family
>EXACTLY what every other Eurasian has ever said to me
Inderesding...
>why do you like eurasian women so much?
I don't, they have a nice aesthetic along with spics, dagos etc. that I like

Why do liberals hate Ben Carson so much?

The whole "poverty is a state of mind" is coming from a place of humbleness not stupidity.

>>75248734
racers don't need girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGz_tA5yuL0

>>75248744
>It was a poster who came here when /cum/ merged with /mena/ a year ago.
Kek, I am the one who used to create those threads. It used to piss a lot of people off. Btw the periwinkle thing is all a joke, all the photos are stolen off some guys blog

>>75248742
I feel like I'm just gonna be anxious as hell all the time if I ever got a gf
Like I'll be stressing about how often I should text her, how often we're supposed to hang out, if I'm being too romantic or not romantic enough, etc.
Seems like a lot of pressure desu

>>75248781
*clacks you're ass*

>>75248768
Because the whole "poverty is a state of mind" is coming from a place of humbleness not stupidity.

>>75248768
>Why do liberals hate Ben Carson so much?
Well he's Republican, but he commits the greatest sin of them all. He's a non-white conservative.

>>75248768
because liberals want to blame their problems on a scapegoat that he's possibly calling a "state of mind"

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skeletons are weak against crush and fire attacks

I MIGHT

EMPTY MY BANK ACCOUNT

AND BUY THAT BOY WITH A PIPE
BUY THAT BOY WITH A PIPE

I MIGHT

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Where were you when BING BING WAHOO was saved?

>>75248791
BASED BLACK MAN XD

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>>75248770
I have my drivers test late next month.

I have several friends with hipster beards

>>75248757
If it was the 11 that's been speculated then yes
the buildings here don't have any sort of earthquake fortifications

>>75248767
so you sort of like that more med/sun-kissed look?

I definitely should try to expand my horizons, maybe you have a point that we are rly influenced by euro beauty standards... I have tried taking a few korean women out but they were foreign exchange students that whispered every single word
>>75248781
why did he have to be-head though? it's just grotesque. just bring an arm or something

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>I want you to fill me up with your seed daddy
wwyd???

>>75248775
>Kek, I am the one who used to create those threads
I remember that. I really wanted it to stay that way desu.

>>75248775
>Btw the periwinkle thing is all a joke, all the photos are stolen off some guys blog
I became completely obsessed and spent hours searching for it. https://thegreatboll.wordpress.com/

>>75248810
Drug them and shave it off while they're passed out
Then rub their chins with salt so nothing can ever grow there again

>>75248808
I own a car and failed my test twice, said fuck it and have been driving with my g1 ever since

>>75248825
Shan't
>>75248807
https://my.mixtape.moe/odlddj.webm

>>75248805
>only 4 games being released over two years
>one is a rabbids game
*BING* *BING* w-wahoo-oo-o

>>75248813
oh god. that's going to be hell.
remember, when God makes his wrath known and the Earth splits open to bring in a wave that touches the sky...

...pop it don't drop it

>>75248781
I like his hair desu

>wwyd
I'd stop watching shitty animes that obviously panders to lonely neckbearded autist neets

>>75248807
>imblyig
There exists a special hate for non-whites who are conservative or believe white culture/people have intrinsic value, it invalidates the current progressivist paradigm.

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ITS NOT FAIR BROS

tfw ywn be sting

>>75248848
Life's not fair
You get what you earn, not what you deserve

>>75248723
on my flight to japan some gook girl fell asleep against me

>>75248795
I find that hard to believe. Fire attacks leave skeletons

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>>75248825
>rub their chins with salt so nothing can ever grow there again

>>75248697
Mona, beside being a rude cunt, stole all of these pics from a nowegian blog.

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>>75248815
>so you sort of like that more med/sun-kissed look?
Yes
>maybe you have a point that we are rly influenced by euro beauty standards
Never even meant that...
>korean women
Good ruck with prastic friendo

>>75248848
bernie could have made the universe fair

>>75248824
>I remember that. I really wanted it to stay that way desu.
Me too, /mena/ and /cum/ always die at the opposite time so it's a great match. I think the /mena/ personalities would override this general now though

tell me im gonna make it

konosuba is a good anime

drumpf fart poo shit

this is a post directed to no one

pooo poo pppoooooo pppppppppoooooooo pooo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo sweaty,stinky,smellystenchofbrown wet crumbly splattery splurty poo fart smell brown brown brown wet stain puddle poo poo ppooo opoo poo poo poo poo in your bum scum shit fuck poo hole

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>>75248881

I unironically voted for Bernie in the primary and would've voted for him if he somehow won the nomination.

captchas are starting to get out of hand


>>75248867
it's curious tho to think about: why are men attracted to certain things? was it because I was raised around nearly all white people that I think that way? what about foreigners that like white women? what then? is it the media?

>>75248887
thanks

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>>75248881
That's the kind of bold witty humour our current climate needs!
*gives you a late night political-comedy show*

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>>75248872

Nobody can tame me, come on.

poo poo pee pee

>>75248877

hahaha

not at al

>>75248823
have sex before she sobers up and calls me a shut-in loser neet again

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Going to bed soon.

Guess I'm not getting blitzed tonight.

But I did taste a drop of the rum, not as sugary as I hoped, but not bad.

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took 100mg diphen
goodnight anons

Just bought a bunch of shit for my girlfriend. An anklet, a little gold waist chain, two little hand chains, a little gold three-lace necklace, three butt plugs, a plug-in fox tail and some lube

GETTING PAID TOMORROW

CAPITALISM IS THE ONLY SYSTEM WHEREIN HAVING YOUR SURPLUS TAKEN FROM YOU IS MADE TO FEEL LIKE A REWARD

IN OTHER HISTORICAL ECONOMIC MODES THE EXTRACTION OF VALUE FROM THE SUBORDINATE CLASS WAS SIMPLY TAKEN BY FORCE OR THE THREAT THEREOF

PRESENT DAY: I AM TO FEEL AS THOUGH I WORKED HARD FOR MY WAGE (THAT IS, ONLY A PORTION OF WHAT I PRODUCED THROUGH LABOUR), AND THAT I SHOULD CELEBRATE ITS ARRIVAL WITH A NIGHT OF DRINKING

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>>75248905
*starts to undress*
We'll see about that

>>75248856
cute

>essay due tonight
>.5 pages done
kill me

>>75248902
In non-white countries White people (male or female) are seen as a sort of status symbol because people tend to think they are rich. The poorer the country the truer this is. No idea about in the USA though.

SO LONG GAY BOWSER
how did this get approved??

just hurt myself laughing for about 5 minutes

>>75248910
you have such uniformly terrible taste, its impressive

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Wtf is going on with this idiot.

>>75248922
shoot, and I thought I was getting financially cuckolded for taking a girl out to pizza every week

>>75248915
if america ever blitzed canada it would probably be so fast there wouldn't be that much violence. an awkward zerg rush
>>75248946
I guess being exotic can be a big factor as well, like with saudi princes. there's no way those eastern euro women they import are richer, but def more exotic

coming from the guy that thinks K-on is good

>>75248877
there's only 1 good anime
tofu racer man vroom

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>>75248934
The quality of your posts are steadily improving

>>75248899
You're only berning yourself, my friend

>>75248963
wow cara is cute

0̷͇͖̳̹͕͔͎͔̤̦̈̒ͭ̌̂͆͊̈́͒̎̓̚̚͘1̸̶̢̢̟̪͈͉̜͇̪͍̗̗̺̼̮̙ͪ̇ͫ̐̇ͦ̂ͬ̐ͅ1̷͔̗̞̩͉̦͕̦͕͖͋̒̓ͪ̐ͯͣ͆́̂͗̑́̀͘ͅͅ0̡̨̙͙̥̹̘͙̗͎̺͕̩̫̟̏̓͋̈́̂͡ͅ1̸̵̵̺̮̣̭͍̯̞̩̞̫̩͍̣ͪͨ̓͢ͅ1̷͍̝̭̤͈̫̺͖̤̳̥͕̜̣̠͓̟͔ͤ̒̇̑̓́͋ͦ̈ͤ͒̇́͜͞ͅ0̸̧̛̘̘̞̙̯̪̘̣̝͓̫ͦ̽̈́̊̿̊̉ͬ̎͋̂̃ͮ͆͗̃ͯ̚0̴̧̞̣̱ͧ̔̊̄͊ͩͤ͊̆̈̓ ̧͈̪̣̞̠̩̊̎ͩ̇ͮ̚͞͝͡0̶̸̡̱̟̞͓̪̝̖͇͎̭͔͙͚̬̝͕̤̺͙ͫͫ̃͐̀̓̔̏ͦ̑ͨ́͒̚͡1̷̢̧̹͙̳͍̩̻͈̺͓̗̃̽͒̿̈̇ͦ͂͗̈́̐͆̈̑ͬ̚͢͜1̶̷̨̰̪͍̰͙̬̮̻͕̽͗̈̍͂̽͌͌͋̐̑̃̏̃0̸̧̛͓̰͉͍̱̙͈͕ͧ̀̔̓ͧ̑͑ͤ̒̿̈́̿ͭ̚0̸̠̰͉͍ͦ̈̑͌͐̊̀́͜1̩̫͓͔̯̮̪̺͇̪̗̪̻͓̰̹͊ͤ͌́͘͜͜0̜̠̥͈̻̘̙͓̗͔̠͊̊͊͑͋̑̚̕͢1̶̴̩̘͚̙̼̠͍̤̥̖͉ͤ̉̀ͪͬ͌̔̐̋̚͞ͅͅ ̡̛͚̮̣̗̼̭̤̠̜͚̰͙̙ͯ̎͋̾̉̿̂ͫ̋́ͭ̿̔͞0̳̪͇̖̫̗̱͇͎͉̼ͤͧ̉͗̒ͯ̍͑̈ͮͩ̍̾̿̏ͣͨ́̀͟1͔͖̯͖̪̪͓̝̐̏̃̋̊̕͞1̷̵̛͇̤̰̘̜̱͈̘̫̺͕̹̻̽̓͒̀ͫ͊̋̐͒̍̌̌̈́͌ͨ̚0̴̧̡͓̻̖̘̱̝̹͇̫̞̞̭̞͓̹̹͊̉͋ͣ̑̂̈́͑͊̎ͮ̑͆̚0̸̡̨͖̮͎͓̖̫͙͍̺̩͒̾̓̌̆ͩ͑̉͑̚1̶̦̙̯͍̩͖̜͎͙̬̤̟̝ͪͬͨ0͉͉̣̤͖͇̱̞͇̠̯̺̜̙̫͋͋̄ͬ͊̆̂ͭͮ̑͂͗̆ͮ̑̎͌͡ͅ1̴̛̥̝͉̤̣̰̦̻̋ͭ͒ͪ̉ͬ̈́ͤ͑ͤ͘̕ ̨̼̗̘̖͙͖͔̪̈̓ͯ̃̃ͩ͂ͬͮ̐̇ͮ̏̀ͭͧ̎̚0̦̣̬̮͈͕͖̪̣̜̤̪̫͔̃̆̄ͫ͛ͯͣͭ̔̌̆̋͆ͭ͘͡1̡̛̫̞̭̳̝͉̱̹̭͕̺̟͉͈̐͌ͧ̾̔̋ͫ͒̔͑̽͑̇̾͞1̨̟̦͔̮̜̝̫̠̫͚͕̭̙̱͖̦͎̃̍̈̒̇̏͂̐ͯ̀̑ͫͭͫͅ1̶̨̳̘͈̳͚̯͎͕̥̭͍̝̣͕̙̣̯̮̊ͬ͊ͣ̓ͩͧͩͧ̀ͬ̈́̆͠0̶̡̬͕͔̘̟̱̞̫͕̼̜͍͔͓̦̿́ͣ͑͌̆ͣ̂̍̀͘ͅͅ1̡̨̳̠̭̯̞͔̗̳̘̥̙̟̂ͩ̍͋̏͛̇̋͋̚͟0̠̦͈͉̤̖̓̍ͩ́́͟0̨̨̠̣̥̙̝̙̜̱͙̝͖̇̓̔ͩͫͮ̔͛͠

i cried

REMEMBER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9m87qSxuWk

this song EXISTS. do NOT forget that fact.

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Super Mario 64 is unironically my favorite game of all time.

Never understood buttplugs desu

>>75248968
>there's no way those eastern euro women they import are richer
Yeah but the fact the princes have them proves the princes themselves are rich, it's like designer clothing or any other status symbol.

>>75248991
not a fan

Do you guys like this kind of music? (deep house)

I just started listening to it, it's kind of groovy tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fwItZyAu0Q

>>75248991

WHAT YEAR IS IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6Q_uaJF4k

>>75248992
CAMELTOE
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T
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>>75248994
some people believe you can re-absorb poop back into your intestines and get natty bulk through it. the poop gets pushed back up and then is integrated into your abdominal wall, essentially leaving you with poop abs. very big in the body build community

>>75248994
but you are a homosex

>>75248968
>if america ever blitzed canada it would probably be so fast there wouldn't be that much violence. an awkward zerg rush
the government would likely choose not to fight, or to give up after a single engagement just to save some face and show they tried

people by and large would be pretty upset but idk about much armed resistance or anything

what's the point of invading though where we already do pretty much whatever you guys do anyway

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>I only listen to songs from the current year

>>75249018
I just use a dildo, I don't get the appeal of buttplugs

>>75249008
I don't like it but I'd have no problem acting retarded when it plays

>>75249006
alright. how about this? be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

>>75248994
The point is to make her super uncomfortable while you pound her. She should look absolutely anguished while you fuck her.
That just does it for me

>>75248994
well any anal toy should have a stopper to keep it from going all the way in there and getting stuck

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>reading someone's AOTY list
>it has a Metal album on it

seems i chose the wrong time to come to cum

ill come back at 4 am

>>75248977
your subject and verb do not agree

>>75249032
no

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I dont usually come to cum but can I get a hug?

>>75249019
because we love you.
there is no greater love than a mother and a child in her womb. you would be like that womb pouch baby, and we would be the mother

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Why do (((they))) push niggers in music so much?

Never asians, never hispanics, always niggers.

really fires up the old neurons.

>>75249056
more bass in their voice?

>>75249019
In the early 1900's the gov't had a plan where we would surprise the burgers by deeply counter attacking the midwestern cities because we knew we couldn't win in direct conflict so this would slow the invasion down. The plan also recognized the UK would need time to counter attack.

>>75249045
get redditflags or no

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Why would you want your girlfriend to be uncomfortable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VFyqhHyBiw

this was a cool song

>>75249030
that's pretty gay

>>75249044
it LITERALLY has a scene of wehrmacht artilery firing with the lyrics 'GET PUSSY'
how is that NOT OKAY with you
>>75249009
let's go back to 06 and buy some houses

>>75249065
whats redditflags?

>akon

>>75249082
Prostate orgasms >>>>> regular orgasms

New Game of Thrones trailer looks cool desu
Shall be watching it

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>>75249066
i like this

>>75249084
not a fan of hip hop

>>75249053
I'm intrigued by your understanding of this as a maternal relationship, very different from the patriarchal conceptions which usually shape international politics
>>75249064
Ye I know there have been historical contingencies but in 2017 there's not really any question

Keep in mind that before WWI the US didn't really have a standing army

is it time for a new power ranking?

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>>75249095
cuddles>>>>>>>>>>>prostate orgasm>>regular orgasm

when i was a freshmen in high school (#class of #2014 #REPRESENT) akon was cool

>>75249039
You can buy dildos with a lanyard type thing on the end

>>75249119
I don't know, I would rank orgasm and cuddling the same

>>75249056
cause indie pop and indie folk never sound tight to young folk. everytime I blast my music of a young female guitarist muttering about rural bumpkin struggles, some (always white) guy blasts his rap music. i just can't win

eh?

>>75249109
That would still be our only option though, some weak-ass zerg rush on Chicago or something while they occupy every city unopposed.

>>75249121
I thought you were a lot older than that for some reason

>>75249119
false

>>75249122
You can also buy dildos with built-in stoppers, there's lots of options

But the butt plug stays in there. it's shaped to keep in one place in your ass, not moving in or out of where it's supposed to be

>Watching multiple camwhores on different tabs
>One of them starts crying after getting nude
>Close the browser and stop fapping

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>tfw dago American
SOMEBODY KILL ME

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>Game of thrones

>>75249138
>>75249151
>t. doesn't get to cuddle ever

things i hate:
>black people
>women
>racists

things i like:
>cats
>reddit
>call of duty

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Last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back

>>75249152
>it's shaped to keep in one place in your ass, not moving in or out of where it's supposed to be
y tho. What's the point

>>75249142
I listen to both of those genres

>>75249151
im 20

>>75249154
my friend (female) got a crush on her friend who is a cam model. she has an extremely fucked life situation

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>>75249157
>dago
>not overly proud and arrogant
wut

>>75249149
Unconditional surrender seems like a much better strategy than that, to be honest family

>>75249171
I've cuddled a couple of times but every time excluding once was post-sex cuddling.

>>75249171
>he's never fallen asleep with someone holding him only to be woken up with a cheeky blowie
laffing @ u

>>75249178
yeah, portland is my fave scene for it. honestly creeped out a few portland musicians by bringing up really old shit about bands they used to be in

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>>75249184
No I fucking hate it, I'll never be a proper white person. I'll forever be known as that one Mexican looking guy. IM NOT A FUCKING CHICANO REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75249197

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>>75248994
butts are shit scented and peepees don't belong in that hole

>>75249066
Can confirm that >>75249098 is very appealing. Because she likes you so much that she's willing to suffer or enjoys suffering for you. It's hot that such a tame creature will do these things and still treat you with utter tenderness

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>>75249191
If we choose Chicago the Americans might even let us destroy the negro areas.

>>75249177
It's probably big enough to hit your prostate, so just moving around on your own will stimulate you

i.e. you move around the dildo not vice versa, and the fact that it stays right in your ass no matter what gives you better range of motion

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>>75249218
i just think it's cute

>>75249154
Pussy

>watching TV with the qt and some friends
>we're both lying on her couch
>she falls asleep in my arms
>woke up with a dead arm and my back hurt from the couch
Still worth it desu
>>75249216
Not if the girl actually washes herself.

>>75249109
seeing things thru the lens of the patriarchy is just boring and overused. seeing the maternal need for control: a country as an overprotective mother, makes things so much more intense. why see rome as a 'dominator' when you can see it as a distressed savior attempting to update barbarians with the latest democracy patch?

>>75249210
Italian, Greek, Spaniard, or Portuguese?

things i hate:
>hate is baggage ;)

things i like:
>cute girls
>tunnel boring machines
>my dog

>>75249218
oh i see that makes more sense. you probably have to be with a girl for a while bit before that makes sense.

rather slow thread

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why did they do it /cum/?

>>75249214
:3333

>>75249216
If God didn't want me to do it then why would he make it feel so good

Checkmate

>>75249227
idk. It just seems weird

just put some tendies in the oven

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. finland
6. denmark
7. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
8. clack my ass
*only made the list because i cant think of more gap*
9. conway
10. new mexico
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano

>>75249242
that doesn't change that shit still comes from there and peristalsis doesn't stop manually

>>75248905
>nobody can tame me

Oh but I can

I know a lot about you Sinaloa?

How's your job at the tax place going? You still go to the country club?

>>75249256
cuz chad threw ketchup at them

>>75249256
I used to think it was cool to admit I read that 400 or 500 page book about columbine, now I realize it makes me look weird

>>75249264
kill you are self

>>75249257
No accounting for taste, I suppose

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>>75249245
Shitalian shartmerican

>>75249264
Oh fuck off

>tfw you fall down the list but then you realize its a shitty list and you instantly feel better

>>75249256
To kickstart the beta uprising

>>75249266
that's cool say things about me

>>75249266

ahh i forgot to tell you i raerely go on the discord anymore

dont work there anymore and yes i go still.

>>75249264
i'm not on this list

>>75249264
screen shotted for self esteem

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

1. me
2. you

>>75249264
good list

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>>75249216
>butts are shit scented
Not necessarily

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>why yes, i do support the gookmoot

Is there a new plugin that let's you see all sorts of information about who's posting? Y'all seem to know each other even without namefagging

i think of myself as the figurehead of /cum/

>>75249283
>tfw my Dad fell for the Romance meme so I have a South European parent and will never be white
iktf

>>75249305
uusimaa

>>75249286

sorry i forgot about you.

you definitely should be on it, lets say oyu are 9.

There's nothing wrong with anal sex with women and if you think otherwise you're a fag who probably thinks vaginas look ugly.

>>75249308
im irish

Got a new weedman buds
Now I have 2 (two)

>>75249308
you can tell by the smegma smells- they are unique between each poster

>>75249293
I don't go on the discord either

>>75249308
hello new friend, we use reddit flags

friendship ENDED with Sinaloa

>>75249323
Outies are objectively disgusting

>>75249323
I bet you kiss girls faggot

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>>75249317
I'm a terrone too. FUCKING END IT NOW

>>75249308
Get Extra Flags For 4Chan
>>75249339
You're literally a homosexual so I see why you would think this.

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>>75249264
>whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)

>>75249308
Nah I just old fag who knows people but I never got reddit flag so no one knows who I am

*smug*

>>75249354
>terrone
What does the mean?

>>75249233
Try to be more articulate
>>75249252
>you probably have to be with a girl for a while bit before that makes sense.
Yes, though once it starts to make sense for one girl it starts to make sense for others

>>75249333
I've been on /cum/ since its inception, just took like a 8 month break off 4chan is all
>>75249356
neat-o

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75249356
Enjoy your roast beef sandwich looking poon faggot

>>75249264
>whatcom
buttcum*

>>75249361
Southern Italian. Polentone is a northern Italian

>>75249294

i cant think of everyone

better luck next time

>>75249323
vaginas mostly look like fungal-infested wounds. my fish get ick, a fungal disease that literally has white fungal growth bursting out of their eyes and skulls (think last of us), and after I treat them they have giant holes where the fungus was that look like face vaginas

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Goodnight /cum/.

>>75249375
So you are very olive skinned? That's rough

>>75249378
>vaginas mostly look like fungal-infested wounds

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_srvHOu75vM

I just want to shed my hideous white skin.

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>going to bed before RNH

>>75249392
Goodnight Ottawa

>>75249348
Anal != kissing

>10 PM
>RNH

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>>75248626
Who are those muscular frenchmen in gay tights?

>>75249416
I think that's what before meant

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Can someone explain me how the fuck does the dog stand on his 2 fee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4giyzZ-k508

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>pacific time zone

If you don't like the look of vaginas, you're a homosexual.

I wish I had a vagina desu

Seems a lot more comfortable than having a penis and balls.

>>75249421
why does trump think we should build a wall, when in reality an extremely positive PR campaign for moving to Canada would be far more effective

#BucksIntelligence

>>75249438
blue-waffle.jpg

>I dont live in PST

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>tfw the filter pays off

>>75249447
Because he knows we're full.

wish women got pregnant through their mouths

>>75249397
Yeah I'm 5'6 too. Every day is a struggle

>>75249444
yeah but can you imagine your poop and pee coming out of one place? GROSS

>>75249432

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

From my personal experience, Asian girls have the most aesthetically pleasing vaginas. Very cute.

>>75249444
disagree

forgot to attach my vape pic

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>I don't live in EST, the most relevant time zone in the world

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>>75249470
Are you memeing me?

>>75249471
That would be ideal.

>>75249474
asian girls have sideways vagina

>>75249474
what is dating on the west coast? I read the ratio of men to women is a lot worse than it is out east. are things like a competitive sausage fest?

>>75249482
can't argue with that la

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>christmas/birthdays/new years ends earlier for him

>>75249444
You don't constantly bleed out of your dick and balls do you?

>>75249491
Fact

>>75249438
They're disgusting and you're wrong

>38 million views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUIlRfk6pHY

>>75249508
t. Gay

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>>75249497
It depends on the state.

>>75249468
That would be hot

>>75249501
Only when I cut myself.

I dont particularly like the sigh of a vagina, myself. Looks like shreeded roast beef

but I wouldnt turn down the opportunity to place my member between the folds

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>>75249256
violent videogames

my routine
>wake up
>get sad i don't have a gf
>tell myself i'm going to get a gf
>remember i never leave the house
>get sad
>sleep

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>>75249432
delete facebook already

>>75249531
I love to eat shredded roast beef but I wouldn't put my member between the folds

>>75249525
wtf is up with the Nevada?
does the game feel competitive to you, personally?

>>75249534

Static was a such a bro

I miss my AC town

>>75249540
there are no grills in pa desu

orange county man hasn't been seen in days

Asian girl's vaginas are the best looking and this is a fact
http://i.imgur.com/ILYmjAz.png

>>75249540
Same except I actually leave the house and have a part time job
Guess I'm just ugly

>>75249444
I don't think they'd be comfy or more comfortable, but at least being a prostitute becomes a more practical option

>>75249566
don't think that's true

>>75249566
we have some of the prettiest women in the country imo

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>>75249573
>barely shows the vagina

>>75249573
Pretty aesthetic on the whole my friend

*more practical
des

>>75249558
I just use Tinder and haven't really met any girls who want to date. Mostly been one night stands. The only time I really talk to girls outside of that is girls who are in my circle of friends or friends of the Asian girl.

>>75249614
fix your second flag its in ireland

SHAMELESS NEW THREAD WAY 2 EARLY

>>75249622
>>75249622
>>75249622

>>75249625
im irish

>>75249587
>>75249591
r u grills

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>>75249484
I FUCKING WISH I WAS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75249658

>grills
>real