/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

mormons

_ _ _ _ Drumpf

ahm isch

chicanofornia

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>kids born now will never experience dodgeball or red rover in school because of safety culture

honestly feel bad for the poor fucks

doing a respressing my sexuality

Impossible for me to fall asleep on my back lying flat

Sitting on a recliner no problem

imagine being born in california and every single one of your classmates is a chicano

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>tfw no Canadian bf

>>75245090
don't worry they're already fucking each other by the end of elementary school so they have plenty to do

>>75245090
>not doing that stuff outside of school
Just like fights desu

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CHUBBY CHEEKS

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>tfw I'll never be a cute Japanese school girl
>tfw I'll always be an ugly Nigger

Why is God so cruel buds

imagine being porn in pennsylvania and being raised without electricity or cars

>>75245123
how can you have porn where there's no electricity?

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>>75245120
Hello Wisconsin

>>75245123
>implying the amish don't have electricity or cars
they're jews, they have everything, they just pretend they don't own it

can't imagine electricity actually made society happier

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>>75245136

>he didnt raid the porno aisle of a corner store the day he turned 18

>>75245090
I've played dodgeball, was good at dodging because of my flimsy, tall body but my upper body muscles were lacking in strength so I couldn't throw hard as I should've.

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>>75245147
Hello, how are you?

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>>75245159
>made

how do we stop drunk driving buds?

>>75245182
ok

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>>75245179
Tired. How are you?

>>75245201
autonomous vehicles

>>75245201
electric fwd cars
hyrdogen cars are too dangerous because hindenburg

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E M

>>75245201

Ban Assault drinking just like we do guns

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I L Y

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L Y

>>75245226
can you delete this post thank you

>>75245223
>>75245226
>>75245227
>>75245230
state of you

beetje homo oetz

>>75245226
delete this please x

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>>75245206
Sad becauae no gf

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Got a new gun today

>>75245246
hou je bek

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>>75245226
can you delethe that?

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>>75245246
kkr homotje wa7ed flikkertje

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>>75245255
I believe in you

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>>75245296
Thanks anon

>>75245241
>good goy since 2016

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>tfw no conway's younger sister gf

>tfw everyone is showing off their new guns but I can't

Imagine a picture of a Remington 870p on a bed for me buds

*assassinates (You)*

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>>75245329

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>>75245320
I bet you're qt. You can get a gf easy

>>75245329
Maybe if you weren't such a fucking spastic

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>You can get a gf easy

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>>75245365

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>>75245109
Send ur resume

>>75245255
I can be your gf anon

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>he knows how to talk to girls

>>75245383
dont listen to the optimist

>>75245402
*sends u my resume*

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>>75245371
>Maybe if you weren't such a fucking spastic
I'm just a humble farmer, pard. Simple livin', spasms ain't my kinda life.

gonna sell my runescape gold

>>75245090

>be in club wrestling in 3rd grade
>every Friday is dodgeball night
>get pelted by highschoolers and dads
>walk out bright red and hurting every night

it put hair on my chest i tell you what, now the highschoolers can't even do certain drills because they were "to violent". The world is changing, and I have an uneasy feeling about the way its going.

>>75245446

gimme 5M, senpai

>>75245436
She has a bf anyway

>>75245455
ok

>>75245101
stomach masterrace

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I want to go to a Hatsune Miku concert, lads.

Apparently I missed one in Toronto last year. I'd have gone if I heard about it.

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>>75244672

You were being sarcastic... r-right?

>>75245468
embarassing

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>>75245463
hehe, I wonder who he is

Anyone here play Overwatch? Is Gold a good rank?

>>75245487
I know who he is

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missing this weather

>>75245506
Big fan of cloudy weather

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>>75245455
are you coming
do you even play runescape

>>75245491
You only think you know

>>75245506
best weather 2bh

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>>75245428
>titsntimestamp.pdf not attached

>>75245531
>tits
>

>>75245527
I've met him

How does the 99 cent store stay in business

>>75245545
Everything they sell costs 3 cents to manufacter

:o)

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>>75245542
Allow me to reintroduce myself then

>>75245571
She isn't dating a nigger sweetie ;)

>>75245589
I know, she's dating me

>sweetie posting

gb2leddit

>>75245446

Going kk right now, gona stake my loot till max or broke, then sell or cry. how much are you getting for it atm?

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my autism radar cant handle this

>>75245599
ewww, stop beign so creepy, gosh

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>>75245623

>all the northie state flags look the same
>even the counties

>>75245615
bout $1.30 per million

>>75245520

WY@, fampai

>>75245630
Do you have any siblings?

>>75245640
>american flag, blue flag with yellowish crest, white flag with blackish crest

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Girlfriends love hot chocolate.

t. expert

>>75245648
grand exchange world 86

not like it makes a difference if I use the wrong one

>>75245659
I like hot chocolate

>>75245640
Hi

can someone get me a baconator from Wendy's

ill buy you a frostie

>>75245661

is that members? I havent played in a while

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>>75245649
Yes

>>75245679
yea
on old school

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>>75245484
Fuck you.

>>75245686

fug, I dont have membership anymore

>>75245677
i want a little more than a frosty
yaknowimsayin

>>75245671
Will you be my girlfriend?

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just dropped this thing on the ground and the runt didn't say a thing
>>75245696
ok just go to world 16 then

tfw never got into Runescape as a kid

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>>75245692
hey fists of flames, turn your trip back on

bout to watch the Wire episode 3 with my egg and ham sandwich
good show so far

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awooooostook

>>75245684
Why don't you fuck them instead?

>>75245706
I'm already someone else's girlfriend

>>75245712
Pretty sure fist of flames had a few different names before but i forgot what they were, does anyone remember?

>you will never go back to december 10 2007

Gonna eat a Philly Cheese Steak hotpocket and listen to music
Good hotpocket so far

>>75245710
Lucky guy

Shit took my childhood and is the reason I'm socially fucked

>>75245744
same lol

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>>75245729
Because that's disgusting, this isnt the south

>>75245740
>Philly Cheese Steak
good taste

wonder if some chink hacked my acct again

>>75245712
I genuinely don't know who you're talking about.

>>75245719
>>75245740
Great posts, I'll document these posts in my teenage mutant ninja turtles notepad

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>>75245756

>>75245753
You can fuck my eldest sister, everyone else has

>>75245783
What's she like? Is she cute?

>>75245773
The original image of that face haunts me.

>>75245794
easy

Good lord this apartment complex is pissing me off
I'm trying to pay rent for the summer as a sublease and after calling them 3 times and sending 2 emails I still dont have an account so I can pay rent

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>>75245783
Eh, I'm sorry, I'm sure she'll turn around one day

>>75245825
Doubt it

I voted for (((Sandersberg))) in the primary but Drumpf in the election
AMA
>>75245807
Can't say I care about how easy she is. I just want to know if she's cute.

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Why is it always women being racist?

>>75245847
>I voted for (((Sandersberg)))
kys

She's cute tho

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>>75245671
There's actually a nice hot chocolate place in the town at my university. Probably be a cute date spot.

Wanna go bae?

>>75245869
This woman said nothing wrong.
>>75245874
Tell her some guy in Portland said hi

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>>75245845
Put the roastie out of her misery, do it Jaime.

>>75245869
God bless

>>75245877
Yes

>>75245889
You cant go much further with this image meme

There is nothing wrong with people being promiscuous when they're young

Kinda wish I never got into garbage picking

Some of my clothes still smell after washing. I also think something crawled up my ass the other day, my ass tickled

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>>75245906

>>75245886
ok

>>75245889
no ;_;

>>75245915
kys

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I wish I could be promiscuous in my youth

someone's following me in runescape is it you

>>75245933
You know I'm right, Conway
You'd be a little slut if you lived in an area with more gay men

>>75245979
won't be reading a word of this

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>>75245988
Why

*runs away like a coward*

>penisylvania

>>75245953
no..

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me this year.

>being the big spoon
How to spot a pleb 101

>>75246004
Me a couple days ago

im back

>>75246004
Me on the left

Just be warned that I sleep in the nude

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>im back

>>75245109
That's my gimmick.

just my willy sucked by a slag x

>>75246029
Did you put your benis inside of her bagina?

>>75245998
>Keyboard warrior
>Milo
>Literally whos
>Saving Western civilization
"no"

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ate another entire bag of chips for the second night in a row

>>75246020
stop being such a faggot holy shit kill yourself, sodomite

>>75246046
You need help

Pennsylvania's a cool guy

hey guys ham and egg sandwich guy here

the only mustard i had was honey dijon which was alright
so logically i assumed dijon would be good as well, but that is one disgusting piece of mustard

what other mustards are there??

>>75246055
Am I a cool guy?

>>75246037
no we didnt have a condom so she left

>>75246052
>get a job
>pay the loan back over 15 years
>???

>>75246050
:3

>>75245998
Where's Dick Masterson?

*puts an avatar in video format and talks about memes*

Are Bitcoins and trading in that type of things worth it?

Is anybody familiar with it?

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>>75246081
This is the wrong time to buy no-coiner

>>75246067

probably not

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>>75246080

>>75246062
Yellow mustard
Brown mustard
Honey mustard
Spicy mustard
German mustard
English mustard
Whole grain mustard
There are probably more but those are the only ones I can remember off the top of my head.
>>75246092
Oh.
>>75246076
Why didn't you have a condom?

>>75246062
>what other mustards are there??
honey mustard is the only one worth your time
t. knower

>>75246090

Pls explain why.

>>75246081
I don't see what could go wrong with it. It's basically a digital "gold" and it has a limit on how many can be "mined". In theory it shouldn't be different than precious metals as long as people want to trade with it.

>>75246067
I think you're cool

>>75246095
w-why does florence have a giant adams apple

>>75246125
Thanks. I think you're cool too. Can't say that I'm a fan of California, though

>>75246101
because i barley get any action so i never buy any

>>75246119
well, I guess if electricity died it could be useless

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>>75246109
Because b8coin just exploded in value and you missed your chance to buy in

>>75245259
congratulations

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said I wasn't going to drink today but now i kinda wanna know what it tastes like.

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How do I talk to women?

>>75246132
high test

>>75246148
Don't

>>75246155
>Hi my name is anon, what's yours?

>>75246101
that's a lot of muastard

>>75246155
it's easy

>>75246155
pretend you're a gay

>>75246155
Walk up to one and start talking to her.

>>75246155
you just do it, dont even think about it

>>75246148
>said I wasn't going to drink today but now i kinda wanna know what it tastes like.
haha me too lad
got to go see my mummy tomorrow though :^)

>>75246170
>>75246169
>>75246167
>>75246179

>>75246165
Should I talk about Anime?

>>75246155
You're talking to one right now sweetie :))

>>75246190
if you like it sure then why not
best to not try and be someone else, or you'll end up unhappy

*vapes at you*
>>75246190
No. Even if she likes anime, don't just start talking about it as your starter.

>>75246190
times that would be appropriate:

>youre in anime club at college
>youre at an anime expo
>shes wearing an anime shirt
>theres an anime pin on her bag

otherwise, dont bring up niche shit like anime

How do I secure a blowjob from a woman

>>75246188
Don't drink and drive

>>75246190
totally

>>75246143

feels bad man.jpg

But it should still increase in value in the future, right?

>>75246119

I'm still really tempted to invest at least some in it.

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>tfw you are a smart person and know that while the best condiments are mustard and mayonnaise, the only thing that should go on a sausage or hotdog is sauerkraut

>>75246222
its ok i'll finish my drink before i drive

>>75246228
Wait for it to crash again, then buy in. If you think you'll hesitate because it may crash further, wait until it stops falling for a while or until it starts increasing.

i never realized mario says see you later gay bowser in the n64 game

how did they allow this

>>75246233
:(

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>>75246155
Tell them you listen to the Savage Nation, chicks love Michael Weinar

>>75246228
Not without crashing in value somewhere in the future

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>>75238334
Reminder this is what the EU does to people

>>75246245
im not actually going to drink you weenie

>>75246235
is there any cost to buying in/changing back and forth?

I walked next to a cute girl, almost all the way across campus this morning

It was just me and her, but I didn't say hi

>>75246267
-_____-

>>75246235
>>75246247

I understand your points, I'll investigate more and look for more information about a potential crash before doing something stupid.

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If gravity didn't exist I'd literally weigh 16 pounds.

It's gravity's fault I'm fat.

>>75246256
Good

>>75246282
finally somebody agrees with me

>>75246256
Not from what I know. It works like buying any other precious metals.

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>>75246255
Europe is in a swamp, and extra-European forces dispose of former European nations as their colonies.

In this book are the precise, organic foundations of the Western soul, and in particular, its Imperative at this present stage. Either Europe will become totally integrated, or it will pass entirely out of history, its peoples will be dispersed, its efforts and brains will be at the disposal forever of extra-European forces. This is shown herein, not by abstract formulae and intellectualized theories, but organically and historically. The conclusions therefore are not arbitrary, not a subject for choosing or rejecting, but absolutely compelling to minds which wish to take part in affairs. The real author is the Spirit of the Age, and its commands do not admit of argumentation, and their sanction is the crushing might of History, bringing defeat, humiliation, death and chaos.

I condemn here at the outset the miserable plans of retarded souls to “unite” Europe as an economic area for purposes of exploitation by and defense of the Imperialism of extra-European forces. The integration of Europe is not a subject for plans, but for expression. It needs but to be recognized, and the perpetuation of nineteenth century economic thinking is entirely incapable here. Not trade and banking, not importing and exporting, but Heroism alone can liberate that integrated soul of Europe which lies under the financial trickery of retarders, the petty-stateism of party-politicians, and the occupying armies of extra-European forces.

Someone just thanked me for saving them in a video game :3

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>>75246282
>>75246288
>being so fat that you still weigh anything without the law of physics that actually gives stuff weight

>>75246296
what service do you use to buy with? don't really trust paypal tbqh
guess if i really gave a fuck i could go to /biz/ and join in the pumps and dumps

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Watchya guys doin tomorrow?

why doesnt Alabama have a state lottery?

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So what do I say after I introduce myself?

>>75246314
There are bitcoin exchanges.

>>75246316
I'm off work. Maybe I should continue learning Korean. I gave up on Japanese.

>>75246316
same thing I do every day

>>75246320
tell them that you think they have nice toes. people love compliments.

>>75246318
Gambling is degenerate

>>75246316
Might go to Hot Springs

Some creep walked next to me all the way across campus

He didn't talk, just did the virgin walk and was breathing heavily

I had my phone ready to call the cops in case he tried to rape me

>>75246333
Why'd you give on Japanese

fug my toof hurts

>>75246346
ugh why do men have to be so creepy

>>75246320
Ask her how many kids she wants to have. If it's anything less than 4 then stop talking to her and move on

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>>75246316

>>75246297
YOCKEY
O
C
K
E
Y

used a few pick up lines on one of those men hating femenazi to get some bloodshed going
was not the reaction i was expecting

>>75246348
漢字が難しいだよ。

>>75246381
instincts > being a lesbian

>>75246381
Is that how you met your gf

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>>75246316
Shall be heading on over to the qt's house

>>75246402
kinda. but she's not a femmenazi

>found the Grindr app downloaded on my moms phone


Hmmmmmm

>>75246422
>use grindr
>get aids
can't make this shit up

>>75246416
o

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>>75246422
Plot twist: She was using it to moderate you

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>>75246396

>>75246391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IARguDQIGVs

aglio e olio for dinner

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>>75246436
Kek

>>75246436
Post your epic get screenshot

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>>75246422

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>>75246437

>>75246422
Isn't grindr for gay men?

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>>75246478

>>75246469
where to find gf like this?

want some coffee to satisfy addicction urges but already have trouble sleeping
what do i do

>>75246517
China

>>75246517
Plastic surgeons office

>>75246514
Everything about that picture is Reddit, from the usage of Reddit flags to the "le epic screenshot ready for reposting" format
Neck yourself

>>75246517
China
Australia
Canada
New Zealand
Malaysia

>>75246469
I want an Asian gf so badly.

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*crits your scrub ass*

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I have freckles.

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>Everything about that picture is Reddit, from the usage of Reddit flags to the "le epic screenshot ready for reposting" format
Neck yourself

>>75246546
>not Canada

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I thought I could move to Vancouver and have a good time...

just masturbated again, being an accelerationist is great, opened up so many new doors for me

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>>75246555
*makes you kneel*

>>75246535
i'm in the same boat as you bud
i'm gonna start smoking weed again
try maybe drinking decaf or non-caffeinated soda

>>75246535
As long as it's >4 hours until you plan to go to sleep, you'll be fine
Just take lots of benadryl
>>75246561
I have rosecea and just shitty skin in general

>>75246572
What did you masturbate too?

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Look into your future, boys.

I wish I had an Asian gf

>>75246546
Canada it is, i'm cumming for your women leafs

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>>75246566
>being dyslexic
lamo yuo dbum cnut

>>75246514
Nice get

>>75246576
That dude's just retarded. It;s rule #1 that when a girl says she wants nothing, she actually wants you to get her something.

>>75246580
do you get that from drankin too much?

>>75246583
amateur homosexual pornography

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495680594563.webm

>>75246564
>Copy pasting the text instead of just highlighting it and pressing the reply button
Spotted the redditor

>>75246580
>Just take lots of benadryl
>start seeing shit
yeah i've heard about that, doesn't sound fun

>>75246593
>thinks he's getting a halfway decent asian gf without loads of money
Wew

>>75246580
Same bro
Feels bad theres no cure for it

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>>75246504

>>75246593
All the Asian girls here only date Asian men. Hope you're Asian.

I saw a photo of the Asian qt wearing one of those Chinese dresses and I see it every time I close my eyes now

>>75246617
but I'm a 5'9 white guy

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>>75246606
Uhh, you said you werent gay a few days ago

>>75246578
Don't

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>you just bought bae a hot chocolate
>she gives you this look

what do?

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>>75246622

>>75246607
rip my headphones

I have a dangerous fetish for asians, but don't respect them generally

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Why aren't you investing in crypto?

>>75246607
Me and George Bush have the same hairline
Except he's like 40 or whatever in that picture and I'm only 20
>>75246610
That's just a meme
I've taken up to 400 miligrams before and didn't see shit
>>75246605
Yes but it's only temporary in that case
I'm stuck with this shit
Fuck my shit up, I'd almost feel bad to have kids my genes are so shitty

>>75246654
Proceed to procreate multiple times during the night.

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>>75246589
But who will make me cookies! And milkie!

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>>75246656
>when the gravity stops working.jpg

>>75246654
Make out with her and put my hand on her inner thigh
>>75246658
I don't have a fetish for any race and don't disregard women because of their race

>>75246654
ask to suck her dick

>>75246649
that was monday and im not

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>>75246599
>>75246645
>muh submissive slant gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGkeK6LCt4

>>75246665
Fellow rosacea bro the answer lies in racemixing with a dark skin qt
Now only if I could get laid

>>75246665
I'm 24 and my hairline is worse lol

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>>75246673

>>75246689
>asian with green eyes
What

>>75246662
Why arent you charging your phone?

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>>75246676
>don't disregard women because of their race
Heeeeyyyy