Australia BTFO

>Australia has no culture

Umm try again sweetie

>>75243713
>be australian
>get didgeridooed in the ass

>tfw I own that same exact didgeridoo

>>75243713
Didgeridon't make fun of Australia dickhead.

Didgeridoo him? I hardly knew him!

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>>75243713
>that quote

>>75243713
>gay star news

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>Australians

wtf is didgeridoo? can you use dildo for that?

I have literally never met anyone who even takes aboriginals seriously, let alone respect them.
Uni SJWs pretend to but nobody takes them seriously either.
They're unevolved petrol-huffing apes and they're the laughing stock of the entire country outside of sydney and smellbourne

>>75243713
>I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the ass

sounds pretty painful

>>75243713
post the clip pls

>>75244187
Aren't the halfbreeds and octoroons sapient?

>>75243713
Does he fart down it to make a tune?

>>75243713
Im gonna assume that they bought that digeridoo at some fucking gift store or whatever in which case: why the fuck would anyone care?

how do they do this without injuring themselves?
normal people sometimes have problems with a turd, and these guys put a didgeridoo in their butt

>>75244187
edgy

>>75244285
One of my mates is a Quarter-caste and he's a complete flog who regularly jokes about Boongs and their petroleum related pastimes

fun fact: the same guy who initiated the stolen generation bullshit also proposed breeding abos out of existence after deeming that at 1/16th caste aboriginal ancestry becomes physically unrecognisable.

we also cleared every aboriginal off Tasmania through literal genocide

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>>75244060
>character actress

>>75244335
>normal people
they're australians

>>75244421
Literal genocide? Like you just killed them all?

Shame about the Thylacine btw

>>75244060
>australian """""""""men"""""" these days
>full SJW mode

>>75244110
>wtf is didgeridoo?
One of Aboriginals two inventions. It's the stick that makes a sound. The universal truth everyone is forgetting, is that if an object can fit inside an ass, it's going to end up inside of an ass.

>>75244454
They're Americans

>>75244335
My understanding is that it's like working out and women fisting themselves, they work their way up over time.

>>75244626
I don't want to google it but on the radio they said the were Australians and the name of the movie was Didgeridoome.

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>tfw you recognize that actor

Clearly I've been spending way too much time looking at porn. I unironically need Jesus in my life.

TOOT
IN
SHOOT

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>>75243956
underrated

>>75244687
I'm gay and I recognize that actor, his name is Aspen and he's American.

>>75243713
>I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the ass
Kind of wish I were a gayfag because this is a fucking quality phrase.

>>75244060
>Didgeridoo shot
Ahaha, holy fuck. Those would hold as much as a yard glass.

>>75244335
Ask Goatse.

>>75243772
Same here, made by Meinl... cheap plastic thing, not something I'd want in or even near my ass.

Now it's didgeridoodoo.

>>75243713
>wasting a perfect opportunity to use "didgeridildo"

>>75245237
>>75245336
Just didgeridon't.

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>Just didgeridon't.

I'm not even sure if Abos are Homo Sapiens or some side branch of hominid that got stuck on isolated Australia. Darwin didn't seem to think they were the same species as us.

>‘Wow, porn actually managed to cross a line, [...]’ one Twitter user wrote.
Oh the innocence. These people haven't seen anything. Whoever wrote that is adorable.

>>75245456
You dropped your leaf.

>>75245485
I thought they had a lot of genetic commonalities with other Melanesians/black islanders.

>>75244597
thanks, everyone was ignoring me.
can i kindly ask you to let me know what their other invention was?

>>75245618
The stick that comes back

>>75245683
oh, that's also them?? i thought it was done by a white man. it is a very clever invention that requires a hi IQ.

>cum on bible
lool
>fuck in a church
lool
>finger girl sitting on gravestone
lool
>use a fucking stick with stupid child drawings on as dildo
outrage!

>>75245735
A fucking stick with stupid child drawings made out of plastic or bamboo by a German company...

>>75245735
I agree with nordic me

>>75245788
shut it

Are abos human

>>75245802
Or you'll fry up my guinea pig?

>>75245897
Would you like maple syrup with that?

THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE australiANUS"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER" AND "VEGEMITE"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

>>75245925
Yes please!

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>even gay people arent beyond the all consuming outrage of the SJW anymore
What a time to be alive

>>75246048
Equality for all!

>>75246048
It was only a matter of time before they started eating themselves alive

>>75245735
Fucking in a church sounds hot desu.

>>75245929
This

>>75245929
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>75243772
Same, it's one of the mass produced ones they sell at guitar center. Suprisingly a very well made didgeridoo.

>>75244060
Can't even talk to these guys like an Australian. They've lost any Australian identity they had and were Americanised. Now when you talk to them, they have to try and imitate your own mannerisms.

>>75243772
>>75245224
>>75250110
Now that I watched the video I realize mine is actually just the same pattern but a completely different didgeridoo...never played on a plastic one and can't imagine how awful it must be

we live in a strange country where we get 24/7 SJW shit.. yet it seems the average person is tired of all this bullshit. What gives? Is it because the SJW reporters have the moral high-ground and can therefore keep pushing this and we're just too indifferent to care? who knows

>>75243772
d-did you put it in your ass?

>>75250222
It's simple: PR teams don't want trouble. Being super careful and PC keeps them safe from SJWs and most everyone else just doesn't give a shit, so they end up okay. It keeps the SJWs happy and the average person is at most mildly irked.

Did he play the didgeridoo while it was inside?

>>75250703
that doesn't sound very safe

>>75250960
Depends on the direction it was inserted

>>75250227
And what else he could possibly do with that?

>>75244060
>character actress

>>75244694
r u into gay porn my frustrated hungarian brother?