/brit/+/newbrit/

Bit early but I'll allow it

failing my degree in 9 hours and 45 minutes

cute lads

>>75239219

absolute state

sort yourself out

>2 posts early

JAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYY

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anime

I like this thread, might squat here for a bit

just polished off half a Booths pork pie with a packet of 'hot' hot sauce I got from the Taco Bell in the Arndale the other day

have to say it was very, VERY good

curried beans, chicken breasts, and rice for din din lads

please rate it based on:

>nutrition:
>taste:
>pairing:
>sophistication:

Considering doing a sex with a member of the same gender

Might have a wank and get rid of the urge

my doggo is snoring

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Want a cute bf to dress up as a Sylveon and suck me off.

can't remember my last wank

Really getting into girls licking their own pussy and being fucked in that postion

http://i.imgur.com/DOJ967J.jpg
Jesus fucking CHRIST

Need a submissive cute little /brit/ boy to live under my desk and keep my cock and balls cool and lubricated with his mouth during these hot summer months

>>75239334
povvo as fuck
but probably tastes quite nice depending on the herbs/spices/salt you've used

>>75239285
hope it goes ok x

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tiny and petite girl who is cute is more friendly to me than the tall and large girl who is not cute who is rude to me

thought it was supposed to be the opposite

>>75239334
5
7
-2.4
11

think i'm in love, lads

philosophy is dead

there is only science

theres nothing wrong with homosexuality as long as the people dont look and act like poofs

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pretty good at this cooking thing

>>75239393
Fat girls are all massive cunts

>>75239427
Good

>>75239397
forgot to mention I'm using the 0-10 scale haha

why are my thighs so chunky lads

>>75239429
t.flaming queen

>>75238884
i am xx

>>75239376
need to lick a pussy

>>75239392
dunno how i'll remember it all 2bh

Willies gone hard

any literary man in?

why does Lucas need to use the structure of the Monomyth to create the Star Wars mythology, which is aimed primarily at children?

>>75239474
fat cunt

>>75239427
Science is just an extension of philosophy

>>75239494
i really dont get it
are they all self hating or what? What do they get out of browsing /pol/

>>75239431
>mushy pease
>soggy chips
>blatantly stewed tea
no youre not

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RED SURGE

>>75239527
Oh my
So it has
*nuzzles up against it*
Haha wow it's throbbing now anon
*takes its entire length down my throat without even asking you permission*
Mmmm

the bf has a bigger willy than me even though he's the bottom

JUST

fuck britain tbf

>>75239557
t. humanities student and certified brainlet

>>75239572
tea is mean't to be stew'ed

>>75239343
nah, fuck me first and see if that gets rid of the urge

>>75239594
gay cunt

>>75239594
u gay?

>>75239600
t. computer science autist
physics student here, you're a spastic if you think science isn't a branch of philosophy. It is the natural philosophy

>>75239600
Got a BSc lad.

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>>75239586
Think I'm gay now

>>75239555
i'm like 150lbs

>>75239594
pics of you both PLEASE x

>>75239572
fair enough

hate gays. love feminine cocks. simple as

>>75239637
>physics student here, you're a spastic if you think science isn't a branch of philosophy. It is the natural philosophy

physics student here and you're full of shite

>>75239334
5/10 pretty neutral on nutrition

7/10 taste sounds like a comfy meal

8/10 pairing cant really fault it 2bh

3/10 sophistication, not much thought had to go into it but does garner a few points because its all real food and not doritos and the high pairing score saves you a couple of points in sophistication


aggregate meal score: 6.89, nearly a 7. very much worth eating.

>his degree isn't accredited by IET
HOWLING

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Just take a moment to think about it for a second, every single attractive white women who can be considered attractive has had black dick in her at one point in her life.

>>75239626
Pics of your bum? X

>>75239517
Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers or your dick too, that's some hot shit

was about to ask if any scientists were here but there appears there are. i was looking to ask if there was any chance the bacteria in my yoghurt would mutate and kill me. thanks in advance

>>75239689
not really

>>75239624
no its fucking not you grim CUNT

>>75239637
PhilosoPEE has no place in modern society

Just do science and shut the fuck up

Bet you're one of those pseudointellectuals who brands themselves "agnostic" and open to homeopathy

Absolutely go fuck yourself pronto because nobody else will

>>75239689
She's not that attractive though

May have just discovered a new fetish lads.

https://www.heavy-r.com/video/115238/Cute_farting_girls/

>>75239393
ive noticed the opposite in my experience. usually girls with manlier features are assholes and petite lil qts are always really sweet and pleasant to be around.

bigger women are usually the edgelords of the female world. ask any girl about their taller/bulkier friends, the tall girl is usually quite edgy. some of them are alright though

>>75239712
do thoroughly enjoy a girl doing that desu

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reminder

Scared to deff and scared to look THEY SHOOK

Cos it ain't no thing as HALFWAY CROOKS

>>75239737
t. whitelet

>>75239777
Supersonic post

>>75239777
GOOD post

>>75239736
>reddit spacing
>"i fucking LOVE le science xDD"
kys

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>>75239712
>Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers
>tfw virgin
>tfw will never get to do this

why are there so many gay cunts here, guarantee u make a strawpoll the majority'll be poofs

>>75239542
archetypes are usually even more prevalent in childrens stories than in adult stories. they're put in place to learn lessons and children generally need lessons more than adults do, especially in a narrative form.

dont have any confidence when it comes to women.

>>75239661
*looks up at you with watering eyes from throating your cock so vigorously*
Haha, thanks daddy
*slides my throat down your cock while maintaining eye contact*

>>75239701
http://imgur.com/a/ee8K2 here you go x

>>75239812
we're just a vocal minority x

reckon sloterdijk practically had an orgasm when that Trump orb picture went viral

>>75239812
I'm straight. Lost the 'ginity at 14 and have been having regular sex ever since, but something about really cute lads who have this seemingly insatiable hunger for my cock drives me mad

>>75239827
same

>>75239827
welcome

to
the
cl
ub

>>75239777
t. white nationalist
>>75239806
Your practically a virgin anyways if you eat pussy.

>>75239812
its like 3 gays who jump on every ironic "wish i was gay" comment to do roleplay

>>75239849
I always upvote ass

>>75239858
>im straight but i want to shag blokes
ok mate

>>75239868
*kisses the back of your neck*

>>75239812
there was one earlier who turned day because his dad molested him
freaks the lot of them

>>75239799
Ah yes excellent argument and post in general
I can see why humanities speaks to you xxx

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ah yes London

>>75239849
Shave your legs and arms and then
BELFAST

i think "men have cocks so they know how to suck em" must be a bit of a myth

i mean i wouldn't have a clue what to do if someone put a willy in my face

why are australians obsessed with black dicks?

>>75239712
>Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers or your dick too, that's some hot shit


th-that sounds pretty cool


d-does her pussy juice like
leave residues on your dick

>>75239849
really enjoying the second bottom pic. Would love to stick my tongue in your bum hole

>>75239736
utter runt mentality, third eye amputated

>>75239931
Abos are their natural masters

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me and my 'rents

buying a bike at a prison tomorrow

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still dont know my presentation and there's NO chance it's anywhere near long enough

>>75239928
i dont think its rocket science 2bh

just suck it until white stuff comes out job done. now pussy eating, thats for true scientists and wizards.

>>75239849
bit gay

>>75239932
Pussy juice is great for your dick. You probably don't realise cause your circumcised but if you have unprotected sex for 3/4 days your cock will look so much more healthier and shinier

>>75239961
>prison
auctions?

>>75239956
What's the new season like?

>>75239849
Wtf pal. Don't you ever fucking dare come to Wakey you fucking poofter cunt

>>75239928
watched a video once where they blindfolded a guy and got a gay guy and woman to suck him off individually to see who was better and the guy picked the girl

got told I was good at sucking dick from the first time I tried it desu, it's obvious what would feel good

>>75240028
Why did you watch that? Are you gay?

>>75239863
>Your practically a virgin anyways if you eat pussy.
why do people say this? seems nice to me

>>75240018
Oh I will. And you'll do fucking NOTHING.

>>75239736
You have never studied science in your life

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ahhhh...yes we now need the army to patrol downing street

this is totally fine

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NEED a straight lad to let me give him a footrub

LOVE licking minge. Simple as

>>75239945
Taken more micrograms of LSD than you've had kilos of hot dinners, and that's saying something you fat cunt.

Once you've exploded the third eye to its maximum potential and found no evidence for god or mystery beyond that provided by the natural universe itself then you'll find yourself dropping all that pathetic philosophical shite. I've witnessed the birth and death of the universe and nowhere does your brand of shite factor in. You are superfluous to my goals. Irrelevant, except when I wish to mock the intellectually crippled.

My third eye blazes through your weak being, and I know that I am true.

>>75240056
just a tad x

>>75240056
need to make sure sometimes

>>75240082
look extremely less advanced than the soldiers who were rolled out after the boston marathon attack

>>75239971
yes but i've had both good, bad and meh blowjobs so clearly there's something to it

>>75240071
fuck off man

normie pricks need to leave

love pints
love eating box

simple as

>>75240074
>a bloo booo booo
Look at yourself you stupid humanities runtoid. Look at yourself and weep.

>>75240097
not planning on reading a word of this autistic drivel

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British anime girls.

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>normie pricks need to leave

>>75239746
Fake. Girls don't fart.

havent had sex in over 3 years

hate my life and everyone in it

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>Taken more micrograms of LSD than you've had kilos of hot dinners, and that's saying something you fat cunt.

Once you've exploded the third eye to its maximum potential and found no evidence for god or mystery beyond that provided by the natural universe itself then you'll find yourself dropping all that pathetic philosophical shite. I've witnessed the birth and death of the universe and nowhere does your brand of shite factor in. You are superfluous to my goals. Irrelevant, except when I wish to mock the intellectually crippled.

My third eye blazes through your weak being, and I know that I am true.

>>75240159
It's funny because I never studied humanities and you're in such a state of denial. The key to being a scientist is being able to accept that you won't always be right.

>>75240193
Haven't had sex in almost 3 days haha

>>75240177
Gf and I have farting competitions and she frequently wins

Honestly have to open the windows and turn the fan on when she lets out a particularly eggy gaseous blast

>>75240208
absolute state

havent had sex ever

the sign of the orb trumps that of the cross

>>75240008
it's very different than series 1 and 2 of twin peaks, it's more like a mash up of all of David Lynch's films. overall enjoyable

>>75240208
Embarrassed for you mate

You must be going red as a fucking beetroot while you wait for your post cooldown

Horrendous performance

never had sex
never kissed
never hugged

here's my key philosophy

a freak like me just needs infinity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM

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Lol

got a fetish for big womrn

i have ~technically~ had sex but i wont elaborate on that

someone post the picture of all the nobel prize winners endorsing philosphy and then all the reddit ones (nye, deGrasse Tyson) saying its shit

would label myself (and I hate labels) as a cross between terrence mckenna and jeremy corbyn

>>75240272
me on the right

Lot of poofters in this thread. Shan't be posting here for much longer

i'm alt-left

>>75240216
When I find myself to be wrong in the field of science I resort to research and experimentation, not wanking myself off to clueless humanities runtoids.

I'm sorry that I'm better than you, truly.

was elliot rodgers in the wrong?

>>75240336
yes, rasheed

>>75240328
research and experimentation are philosophy you drip

>this runt who doesnt know what philosophy is absolutely seething
crease

>>75240327
an alt left would never work
leftists are too ideologically driven

>nearly midnight
>still over 20 degrees out
NOT a fan

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>That one runt boasting about all the LSD he's taken.

And he learned nothing from it! The utter spack used it for cheap thrills and nothing more!

Worked 8hrs over the weekend for Mr Noseberg

I have a strong suspicion that when I go to him asking about my day off in return we loosely agreed to he's going to try and get out of it. Doesn't help that one of the fucks I work with is a workaholic spastic and just does work at home all the time.

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For me, it's Epicureanism

lads how do you memorise a 20+ minute presentation quickly

>>75240265


heh how ya holdin up

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>>75240336

got some 10mg valiums. how many should i take for a strong dose that wont kill me or send me to sleep for 3 days?

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>passing my drivers license on tuesday
>don't know shit about cars or how to drive

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>>75240406
not good

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>>75240382
>he literally lives in the Middle East
lol

>>75240272
jesus christ this is good

>>75240265
Just kys then.
Or start being an average human.
At the very least.

> STEM retards do degrees in chemistry, biology, mathematics, etc when they could just do philosophy and know it all by default
Hahah
Laughing

Truly philosophy is the wise man's occupation and absolutely not the pseud's.

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>there is at a low estimate 1 government surveillance camera for every 14 people in this country
>all emails and text messages are collected by government agencies
>phone calls can be recorded at will
ah yes lads, the surveillance state is really working

600 stone of LCD straight down the urethra

>>75240265
never touched a girl on purpose

how many girls' virginities have you taken lads? 1 here

>>75240427
Can you reverse?

>>75240436
wait wtf is that pic?
i selected a wojak

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Who /MummyMay/ here?

>>75240394
I write down what I want to say fully and highlight key points, phrases, and figures

>>75240328
>When I find myself to be wrong in the field of science I resort to research and experimentation
Prove that science isn't a flavour of epistemology then you moaning autist

God bless the £5 frozen deal from the co-op lads

>>75240453
>he fell for wikileaks/snowden lies

nice job dingus

>>75240489
*legs it*

http://www.strawpoll.me/13035988

http://www.strawpoll.me/13035988

http://www.strawpoll.me/13035988

http://www.strawpoll.me/13035988

>75240452
nobody has been arguing this hahahaha
literally think you're autistic

>>75240422
If you've never taken it before 10mg will send you to sleep pronto.

If you want to get high, 20-30mg is about as far as you want to go on your first attempt. Try not to go mental.

>>75240427
how do you know you passed it even though you haven't taken it?

>>75240481
over 100

i've had sex with over 1000 women overall

>>75240465
I think I brushed arms with one back in school. That's it.

>>75240490
might do some cheeky prompt cards

>>75240394
very carefully

you could try adapting the pimsleur repetition method, like learn the first sentence of each paragraph through repetition, then in the repetition gaps learn the rest of the paragraphs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaced_repetition

sexless and kissless but HAVE been hugged, but only because the girls would do it ironically. in middle school we'd have all the same classes together so the girls would develop affection for me but it was like being a class hamster, they werent sexually attracted to me

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the Burj Khalifa tonight :)

>>75240452
>philosophy and know it all by default
lol

>>75240452
wrong
a computer science graduate can learn ANYTHING an arts degree """""student""""" does. The fact is in arts you dont even study, its so stupidly simple you learn via osmosis

>>75240511
danelad i swear to fuck i would launch your jaw through your spinal column with a single punch

>>75240517
doxxable info

>>75240523
shut the fuck up you fucking tea nigger, obviously you have forgotten that the french are your overlords!

>>75240336
I think a time must come when all we must accept our fate. Either we die at the end of a long cruel life in disdain or we take action and die for a noble cause. Elliot Rodger understood this and as a beta virgin he did the right thing in killing as many normies before he turnt the gun on himself.

The opinions in this post do not reflect those of the poster and are served primarily for the purpose of satire and humour.

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reminder that the average british muslim is sad that only 22 died, they would have preferred 220, or 2200, though they commend salman for his valiant efforts

>>75240541
that's the stuff

>>75240555
bit late

>>75240582
don't have any small cards to write on

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The proto gf

>>75240555

is this the biggest british flag to ever exist?

>>75240563
nah

i'm too nice to punch

>>75240511
>wikileaks is lies

suppose that's why individuals associated with it are wanted for leaking classified information

complete and utter spacker sort yourself out

>lying on a strawpoll

state

>>75240560
Ummm fuck off sweetie

Prove to me that computer science isn't a mere offshoot from philosophy and then you may have a post worth reading. Until then I'll be here with my Freudian essays. Hah.
*readjusts glasses as you fume at me*
Scuttle off, now.

suiciding lads

>>75240625
Its just a show put on by the globalists m8
the real truth is hidden to us

>>75240487
must have been because of this post
>>75240437

>>75240604
use A4 and cut it up

>>75240517
stopped measuring my dick years ago so that i would have one less reason to feel bad about my life

>>75240620
you seem like an arsehole
your posts aren't even funny they're just annoying
even the algerian manages to be funny

>>75240625
wikileaks is a front for russian intelligence hosted on servers owned by people with links to russian intelligence

most of the documents they leak are genuine but they still lie constantly

don't get fooled into thinking they are just an impartial organisation

>>75240645
Kill yourself.

>>75240645
youll be fine man, even if it goes awful they mark physics students generiously because we're all autists

>>75240517
>no 3-4 inches option
bit racist mate irish people post here too

>>75240634
I'm not lying
I do have a 4.3 inch winky

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Drinking 4Lokos Fruit Punch

Got 2 cans cuz I'm a madman lmao

>>75240639
>freud
>philosophy
ah yes, you really understand what you're talking about dont you mate

>>75240555
its like a trophy for them
they're laughing about this

>>75240666
ahh, so the system got it mixed up?

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>Work in the morning

>>75240627
>everyone who doesn't need a bailout LAY DOWN

>>75240645
nah dont x

which of you two lads is packing that 8+ incher

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>>75240453

flew an ISIS flag from his house
dad was in a terrorist group
multiple trips to libya and syria
reported for extremist views 3 years ago
known associate of raphael hostey, ISIS recruiter

"flew under the radar"

>>75240694
NEED a 1st desu
might have some leeway because assessor said my dissertation was the best she read so far and the viva went p well
still worried i'll make a tit of myself, am first to present too x:

>>75240701
9th grade: the beverage

>>75240688
>muh russians!
>the documents they leak are real but theyre lying!

you are truly a pathetic specimen

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>>75240706
yes

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>>75240573

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>>75240328

>tfw social science
>tfw brainlet
>tfw future depends on a 2:1 to get into masters

4lokos are banned in canada lads

they said only children and nonces drink it

>>75240735
>the state of georgina
fuck she shouldnt have said that so much

>>75240755
I'm 28 lmao

>>75240702
Gf does philosophy at uni and half the stuff they talk about is Freudian, so yeah I think I do have an idea.

No doubt your super secret non-retarded brand of philosophy is different however hahaha

Like seriously just sort yourself out and do some science like a normal person. Why waste your time on mumbo jumbo. Pathetic.

>>75240735
the british police force is a shambles desu

>>75240735
was also literally reported on by his own fucking family who said he was dangerous
and his fucking NEIGHBOUR left to run a terrorist network in libya
utterly shambolic

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>don't have anything to do tomorrow because I finished university
>also don't have anything to do because I can't find any job that will take me on until I go back to uni

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Look into your heart,
You will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am,
Take my life
I would give it all, I would sacrifice

science has underlying metaphysical assumptions just like every other ideology

i'm a published political scientist myself

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>"skimmed milk"

>>75240737
Do you go to a good uni?
Tbqh, a 1st from the university of central Lancashire isn't really worth much.

>>75240327
The correct term is regressive left

Or 'cuck'

>>75240794
creasing
i study physics but i read because im not an utter waste of life like yourself. You know newton studied "natural philosophy", right sweety? :) x

fucking love science. hate philosophy. simple as

>>75240827
Is it true?
You've been feeling sort of low these days
Just don't have a place to go these days
Must be bringing you down

If it's so
Then come on give this lover boy a try
I'll put the sparkle right back in your eyes
What could you lose?

Well for one, her heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do

Is it wrong? To think my love could really help you out
It's simply just my stubborn heart no doubt, rambling away
If it's not

Then come on give this lover boy a try
I'll put the sparkle right back in your eyes
What could you lose?

>>75240827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYYVuTeKTPo

Family Guy did it best

>>75240846
STEM at mid tier rustlers group
not doxbridge but decent enough

>>75240853
leftist

>>75240782
>all dead

they were clearly products of their time
a time when less was known

fact is philosophy is useless drivel

if you're not doing science you may as well just be digging a hole and filling it back in ad infinitum

>>75240850
i'm progressive

*does a lengthy and disproportionately angry reddit spaced post about how stupid philosophy is and how epic and cool neil degrasse tyson and bill nye are*

These cunts are just as bad as girls who post song lyrics on Facebook

>>75240846
>talking shit about UCLan
shut it

>sweetie

thinks he's being really patronising, just sounds like a right gay twat

is sex degenerate?

Deano gets laid because he does not read for pleasure.

bringing back the doxbridge gimmick

>>75240853
"Natural philosophy" literally means physical science. Newton studied science. Wow. You truly blew the lid off that one lad!

Philosophy itself is literally to science what homeopathy is to medicine. Get a grip and sit down.

>>75240787
it was a good "homeless people" drink since they're dirt cheap and get you fucked up WAY more than they should.

1 of them got you a little drunk. 2 of them get you full on blasted. any can above a 2nd and youre gambling with your life + a guarantee to vomit since whatever synthetic shit they put in there will wreck your stomach.


my brother used to break out into hives when he drank them but he'd still drink them like a retard

>>75240891
im right wing.
I'm assuming you're the "kekistan" yank
>>75240924
you sure showed me, morty! *burp*

>>75240853
*walks into the conversation without paying attention*
newton studied alchemy
*walks off*

philosophy is interesting but not practical
like most maths at degree level

had a very cold shower and shall be sleeping post-haste

still 20 odd degrees here in Sodom and Gomorrah (Middlesbrough and Stockton)

*commits white genocide*

BOOM
big *BURP* reveal

*BURP* god *BURP* isn't *BURP* real *BURP* morty

>>75240947
You're embarrassing

Some absolute twats are just revving a car, or what sounds like a fucking hot wheels toy car, over and over and over and over again. They're not even joyriding. Just revving. For no reason.

Might ring the rozzers.

>>75240944
>"Natural philosophy" literally means physical science.
wow... it's almost like.... the study and measurement of the physical world.... is a branch of philosophy...

>>75240925
no, its among the highest form of human expression+behavior and is nourishing for the soul. the opposite of degeneracy

Ngl I genuinely despise Islam and Muslims

>>75240723
underrated

Newton studied sports science

>>75240965
I'm the literal African.

And only left wing folks read casually

>>75240985
alri jezza?

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>>75240903
any more progressive and it'll be terminal

lmao this runt and this general philosophy runtoid tendency to somehow attribute positivist science, or philosophy as a science, as something which can be linked with the great bulk of useless hairsplitting throughout history. Engineering and mathematics predates organized, formal philosophy or meta-philosophy. This tendency also operates under the impression that people need to somehow know and structure what they do to do it within some self-referencing knowledge.

>>75240723
creasing

>>75241003
just sounds a bit degenerate

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Reminder that there is literally no refuting this

>>75241024
ye xx

>>75240992
why

>>75240924
hmm sure petal

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>>75240985

doing a worry

>>75241052
His father, who was arrested for being tied to ISIS, was from Libya.

normies are at it again

>>75241001
Almost as if the study and measurement of the physical world is its own thing and doesn't need bizarro fairy cunt humanities twats squeaking from the sidelines while actual professionals try to get work done

Almost as if science has no need for philosophical shite. Imagine that.

lads this yank just informed me that maths and engineering predates thought
guess thats settled then

>>75241052
His parents were North Africa, he can't be English

>>75240785
the first implies the second lad
you didnt need to tell us

stop pretending he's a midget

>>75241033
natural science predates organized philosophy

>>75241093
hey mate what do you think "philosophy" means?

>>75241093
most STEM students don't have jaw bones

Intelligent Chads study Economics, Finance or Law.

>>75241102
i can do maths and stuff it's just for nerds init

>>75241078
me on the right

>>75241128
you know what he means

resist your humanities runtoid desire to get into silly semantic shite

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>>75240918
M8, it's one thing going to an okay non-russell group uni.
It's another going to one that isn't even in the top 100 in the country. There are only about 120 universities in the UK.

>>75241131
excellent post

>tfw the country is run by humanities graduates
good feel

>>75241128
Hey mate if you think philosophy is the same as modern science then why don't people just do philosophy at uni instead of STEM?

Sorry but your passion is a joke. A useless one

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>>75241052
>comparing "the based greek" to a jihady

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need to relax

>>75241188
look at that kike

>>75241184
>>75241128
>>75241033
not acknowledging a far superior conclusion to whatever you were both talking about

>>75241131
>Intelligent Chads study Economics, Finance or Law.

study isn't the best word 2bh, intelligent Chads don't even study. they get Poindexters to do their work for them

>bro all u need is science
*tips fedora*

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>>75241237

motion to change every instance of 'etc' in zizek's writing to 'and so on'

>>75241003
Is drinking your gf's wee degenerate?

engineers > physicists in almost every way
whenever engineers and physicists are mixed, engineers rise to the top like cream while physics runts settle out in the corners of the room
engineers are always muscular, logical, trustworthty and kind
physicists are spotty, introverted, smell, and hate people (this hate stems from their insecurity knowing that they have nothing on their engineer cousins)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-4GkdupfTw