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can someone link me some early to late 2000s techno songs

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anime

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>The Wakefield Wildpussies

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anime

och aye

>>75237304
>groans of peasants dying
>wails of wives and children flying
>for the distant succour crying
>call you, Harlech men
Quite fitting in light of recent events

1st for nobody cares what leftists think anymore

>>75237305
>Not gonna lie, they tasty sometimes
what do they taste like?
>>75237304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-bU0XqvHI

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>>75237398
>>75237406
good posts

>>75237397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntzamWtyTTU

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>>75237419
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/866670257968214016

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sue

>>75237287
got a bee
step it up

>>75237397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gSkUp-idlk

tune

>>75237484
is it the same one that was eyeing up your cornetto

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anime

>>75237477
post feet

https://www.lrb.co.uk/v39/n11/andrew-ohagan/whos-the-real-cunt


OMG the DAILY MAIL

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*meows*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsiQ8YNhEnQ

jazz

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Anybody still thinking about voting for this moron?

So now since May has been in charge we have had two separate terrorist attacks in 2 months. Strong and stable my ass

Not only that but the Manchester guy got reported a few years back for extremist views, managed to take multiple trips to Libya and Syria where his dad was a member of a terrorist group, associated with ISIS recruiters, constructed a massive bomb and successfully set it off in a public arena.

Either May is heading some false flag conspiracy bullshit or completely incompetent

EU forcing Poland to take on the euro and Poland tells eu to fuck off

is this another germany poland situation? are we going to see history repeat itself?

>>75237525
rawr ;3

>>75237397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RrtY2lpf40

>>75237544
not a word

been 20 degrees the past few days but I still have a cold

Hmmmm

not even a fan of richard spencer but i find it remarkable that he's banned from entering britain, yet radical sheeds can pour in

BASED black man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHpK2JigLKw

just trapped a huge moth in a pint glass
kept it there for about an hour, just killed it now by shaking the glass violently
the body is stuck under the glass and it makes feeble attempts to escape (struggles hard for a few seconds, then lies down, then tries again)
pleasantly surprised to discover i felt nothing
just waiting for it to shuffle off this mortal coil now

mind's doing a frustratingly total blank in the 2000-'09 techno department
Is Yves Deruyter trance or techno?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0lnH-YanXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEP5q6tGFXI&list=PLUo1s5oZmnrgAhA-zItUCZsgypA_JjQ9y

DJ Ranking in da mix

>>75237544
And vote for Jezza "let them all in" Corbyn?

>>75237397
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

>>75237510
he WAS in the kitchen and there incidentally is 'ce 'ream in the freezer so maybe, but now he's in the bathroom and I SHAN'T let him out any time soon haha

>JUST IN: “Very clear that" Manchester bomber was part of a "network," Manchester police say.

hope they raid all the fuckers

Don't understand this whole HP Lovecraft meme. The earlier Cthulhu mythos works are a slog to read. His other work is much better.

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>>75237593
piece of shit, there was no need to kill it

>>75237593
psycho

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>>75237518

>>75237352
The absolute state of Britain

>>75237627
not a fan of HP lovecraft or fantasy

>>75237636
dont want it breeding and coming back with any massive fucking moth babies
this is the way of life, this is darwinism, it deserved to die
maybe the evolved ones will learn not to fly into my fucking bedroom

Black rap artists usually make songs centering on being powerful, successful, and able to destroy their enemies and steal their women. White musicians almost always make songs about idolizing women, losing women, not wanting to be adults, pathetic nostalgia for the past, etc.

huge mouth just flew in thru my widow

>>75237643
WEW
MORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkpyhTiQrvI

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>soviet union is great 22-45
>eastern euro cunts like poles join
>union goes to shit

>european union going great from 57-90s
>eastern euro cunts join
>union goes to shit

I've identified a worrying pattern lads

>>75237627
What are the best Lovecraft stories? about to start reading shadow over innsmouth myself

Huge spider just FLEW right through my window

>>75237624

He only got back from Tripoli about 3 days before the attack, doubt he constructed a device in that time, someone in Libya was psychologically prepping him for the attack, and someone in the UK had the bomb ready to go

increasing the power, income, and wealth of the upper classes are the primary objectives of neoliberalism

>>75237170
>melt level people

meaning?

>>75237676
your obviously listening to shit music then

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>>75237593
>just killed it
>it makes feeble attempts to escape

>>75237703
>soviet union is great

Ahh, the Irish

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... Good swipe down idea TM ...

>>75237711
The Meteor.

How bad are energy drinks for your health?

I just love the 30p ones

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today i will remind them

>europeans don't have window screens

literally wtf

why do you want a bunch of insects swarming into your home?

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>>75237703
DELET

>>75237722
yeah that's what they're saying on the 'ter

gormless twat was probably a kv

>>75237587
Do Rorkes genuinely believe all muslims are in on this terrorism thing together?

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>>75237696
there are no more explicitly feet ones

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>>75237675
You could have let it go back outside

>>75237676
Black rap artists make utter bollocks about being the hardest cunt around, even though a million other darkies are rapping about also being the hardest cunt around. White rap artists rap about actual life experiences. But even so all rappers are mentally stuck at the age of 15 pretending some hard man. All rappers are scum and i guarantee even the so called hardest among them would get out on their arse by the average brickie

any moth that enters my domain must be killed so that moths naturally select less home-invading genetics. its simple

>>75237772
>killing bees
actual fucking scum desu
bees are bros
cunt

>>75237779
pain in the arse to put up or down for the six days in the year they're needed

>>75237789
fuck off sheed

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h-hey guys xx

>>75237703
>not being a 1975 Leaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zBFh6bpcMo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6h8_b_N6Ig

>>75237825
it's a moth

hate spiders so fucking much

>>75237772
Cut your willy

pro-moth propaganda is really despicable

>>75237748
Soviet Union was actually doing fairly well in the late 70s but it was brief

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moderate muslims are a myth. so called moderates are silent supporters of ISIS.

it's not even possible to be a muslim without supporting jihad.

>>75237729
People that are proper melts innit

>>75237833
you dont have to remove them

>>75237843
classic

>>75237455
4/10

>>75237506
0/10

>>75237566
CHOON
9/10

>>75237619
7/10

decide the fate of the moth
>executed with knife
>thrown out window

>line the walls of my house with a massive supercomputer
>use it to mine bitcoins
>get free heating
>???
>profit

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Fucking thoughtless bitch

Like all women

BEADS OF SWEAT DRIPPING OFF MY LARGE AREOLAS
BOLLOCKS BEING PEELED OFF LEGS LIKE DRIED PVA GLUE
BACKS SOAKED, KEEP SLIPPING DOWN LEATHER CHAIR

>>75237838
NEVER seen a moth like this
they're all brown and annoying

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>>75237851

>>75237888
throw it out the window you psycho

>>75237779
First time ive had my window open since probably last August, maybe July.

>>75237779

we don't have anything like the insect problem you do in most of the US

I never get bitten by bugs here but all down the US east coast in summer was horrible

>>75237916
FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ

>>75237888
burnt at the stake

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>Corbyn will be the next PM of the UK

>>75237886
pleb

>>75237902
>it's ok to cry if you want to
Female friend said this to me once and i bursted into tears like a baby

>>75237837
But do they? Like the black dude thought somehow the paki was in on it

>>75237789

Well they have it all conveniently written down in a book you might have heard about, it's called the koran and it's sacred to them, the final word of god, and it instructs them to kill all the kuffar.

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moths are cute :3

>>75237951
thats bad

>>75237566
feel like taking eccies now

>>75237966
bitchboy

>>75237972
No but we think most agree with it or would simply go along with it because of their allegiance to Islam and not their host country

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>>75237951
anyone got a Corbyn pepe?

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>>75237872

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c u t e !

>>75237966
Sounds nice
Was she supportive
I hope she was

really wish i wasnt so hairy

people think i'm a freak because of it

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>when he doesn't listen to and rate the tunes I picked

nothing as shameful as crying in public

>>75237951

how light is your sky right now?

>>75238042
'sheed

got about 5 chest hairs and I'm 23

>>75238008
Fuck off lad I was drunk and she was my best mate. Keep a lot bottled up so it spills out from time to time
>>75238040
Aye she's a good person and understood. She's cried on my shoulder before, it's just something people have to do sometimes

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peng

currently in a discord with a bunch of yanks and this girl joins in and goes 'awww your accent is so cute'

Haven't spoken since. Bothered me. Can't work out why.

>>75237851
We don't follow your jewlamic traditions over here mate. We leave the penis intact.

>dress in a burka
>perv on women in the toilets
>nobody reports me because they don't want to seem racist

Love moths and all wildlife.
Find it baffling when runtoids express dislike for animals. Truly a sign of an improper upbringing.

haha, yeahhhh okk....

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What do you think his death count will be?

>>75237972
no, it's just tacit approval of terrorism since they won't ever admit the religion is to blame
he's not implying some sort of conspiracy

>>75238073
>>75238041
>>75238031
>>75237980
*smashes you with a clenched fist*

>>75238087
what possible issues do you go through where you cry like a little bitch infront of slag

did your parents die? you a paraplegic?

>>75237598
isn't yves deruyter hardtrance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuAI2_-lM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GQEnSFS1vU

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who /patrician/ here

Need my spuds caught in a revolving door

>>75238087
Good lad
Kisses xx

>>75238087
oh just piss off little spastic

>>75237547
Poland would likely crush Germany in a modern war

The Bundesheer is shit

>>75238142
Disgusting nonce

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>>75238095
the SHART

i was born in bavaria

>>75238104
love animals
despise insects like you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gdw0qs03qs

>>75237974
Alright, but to answer the question, do you genuinely believe that even most muslims are somehow in on this?

>>75238075
cloudy fæm

the power of a home made bomb
https://youtu.be/Tga4hXy8qws?t=43m22s

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>>75238118

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZMlx5D5Sqc

>>75238100
How do you actually do that anyways? It would be pretty difficult to peep at them from under the toilet stall so what do you do anyways? Listen to them Peeing?

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evening lads

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>>75237703
Poland never joined the USSR

But yeah

>>75238119
Yes.

>>75238095
never seen London from this angle before, looks v. comfy desu

>>75238177
Insects are animals you spacker

Bet you're a fucking alga

Not to say that I don't love algae, just that you belong under a microscope rather than in our hearts. Poor thing.

>>75238152
they would simply due to the fact that the german people have been castrated

Gonna do a bit reading then listen to rod Stewart for a bit then kip. Night x

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>>75238160
alri rasheed. I know you don't approve of women and music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

>>75238095
went down there a while back

there's an american rail car diner and a really creepy lighthouse there now

>>75238125
Mother's an aggressive alcoholic, older brothers got depression, younger brothers got autism so my dad looks to me as the next provider for the family, lot of pressure and I live in a piss poor area with no jobs so I'm on minimum wage and work 60 hour weeks. Plus even though I'm good looking and a nice lad I was really lonely at the time

Never mentioned a word of this to her or anyone but when she was there just wanting to listen and help and not judge i couldn't hold it back and just balled my eyes out

If I go to temp agencies and sign on won't they just sell my information?

>>75238249
Disgusting nonce

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>>75237951
fuck yeah
>>75238021
a few

>>75238242
Good lad
Want to give your tummy a rub and your willy a gentle suck while you enjoy your reading and music

>>75238281
haha pleb

Listening to Umbrella by Rihanna and Jay-Z
Jay-Z says "we Rockafellers" at the start
Does he know about them?

>>75238271
can you tell me what a luftgangster is please?

thanks

>>75238265
tom is that you aha

>>75238199
where there's a willy, theres a way mate

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>>75238109
every tory in the country, hopefully.

HOWLING

LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF JEREMY CORBYN GETTING ATTACKED BY MUSLIMS AT A LONDON RALLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>75238333
That guy's a commie controlled by the KGB.

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pass this building often

not sure how it hasn't been knocked down already, looks like something that belongs in birmingham

Blowjobs are very overrated
Women don't have a fucking clue what they're doing to a penis in their gobs. Beyond the satisfaction of having a woman wrap her lips around your manhood there isn't much to be enjoyed from it.

Shag them up the shitter from the offset and you'll do much better.

>>75238362
Damn you sure got me there Leaf.

>>75238362
whoa
vintage meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFr3wqBVNy8

>>75238315
wasnt that around the time when people were suspecting rappers and pop stars to be Illuminati

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>>75238288
was hoping for something more like this

>>75238218
The Warsaw bloc economic union shit surely you know what I mean

>>75238362
got tricked
serves me right for phone posting

>>75238382
these car washes tend to operate on the fringe of the law

>>75238380
Good.

having some whisty

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>At age six she composed her first piano sonata.
>At age seven, she completed her first major composition, the opera The Sweeper of Dreams.
>Aged nine, she wrote a concerto for violin and orchestra, which she premiered in a 2015 performance.[1]
>At the age of ten she completed her first full-length opera, Cinderella, which had its European premiere in Vienna on 29 December 2016 under the patronage of conductor Zubin Mehta.

>>75238390
As a man I know EXACTLY how to suck a cock
I'll have you cumming and quivering and moaning in a minute flat.

>you need to log in with bbc license information to use iPlayer next month

dissidents of the state BTFO

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>>75238362
not getting me that easily

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Ignoring the gf

She's asking if I want pizza
I don't want pizza from YOU, you fucking toastie

>>75237397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvnhTrY32B0

>>75238461
at least i piss standing up

cuckio

>>75238491
http://watchseries.cr/

>>75238476
faggot

day of the rope is coming for you

>>75238438
nice

>>75238519
Yeah, sure thing you fat cunt.

Not a fan of the nonce in this thread

drinking a Pimms frozen Summer Crush flavour

AMA

>>75238542
Suck me off lad x

>>75238476
I don't doubt you mate, but I'm not gay.

Sometimes I wish I was desu. The cocksucking id receive would be off the fucking charts compared to these daft women noshing vaguely at my knob.

yugoslavia is a practial example of national bolshevism

>>75238549
t. guy who isn't talented

Want all muslims removed from the UK please

just gave my arsehole a good scratch

>>75238585
t. raj the nonce

>>75238242
bit gay

>>75238610
did you have a sniff afterwards

>>75238560
Why?
>>75238564
Just get a Femboy, or would you be able to tell by the way they suck cock?
Also just another thing men are better at then women.

>>75238517
>streaming
>360p
>virus pop up adverts

did not realise it was 2010

>>75238610
*grabs you by the wrist and gives your fingertips a good old sniff*
aaaAAAAAAAaaahhh yesss
*spaffs off violently in your face*

>>75238561
*sucks you off*
*licks your cock up and down and sucks on your balls*
*sucks hard on your cock head*
*swallows your cum*
Satisfied? x
>>75238564
Well if you're ever drunk and especially horny I'll be waiting.

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>>75238129
yeah, not much sllep's been had lately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd52QjsaL-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJrhQC8oqU

>11-03 from 20'
http://www.mrspring.info/vbulletin/showthread.php?3220-March-2017

Radio Slave's 'nother club's massive

>>75238607
same
trying not to go full rorke, i still think of myself as left wing, but fuck
why can't people just give up their fundamentalists delusions?

>>75238643
only thing remotely alcoholic in the house

>tfw no qt twink to have my first gay experience with
>>75238656
>satisfied?
No not really because it didn't happen it l

Just had a big fucking shite

>>75238390
Disagree.

You need to not wash your dick for a couple of days before getting head, you can see the taste in her eyes haha

>>75238649
>pirating on windows

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How do we stop Wh*tes?

>submit end of year assignment
>forget to spell check or proofread it

FUCK!

>>75238643
Would absolutely get a bloke to suck me off but im genuinely not that way inclined, sexually.

I view it as a personal limitation desu. The utimate patrician tier is to be bisexual but I'm just not that. I'm confined to women.

At least they've got Tits and juicy arses to play with

>>75238717
Christ alive

>>75238461
Posh people innit

I was never set in front of a piano at any age etoe see if I was a genius, let alone by the age of fucking 6

the only lad i had a good gay experience with is now living the recluse married life

it's hot

desk fan blowing on my bollocks, lads

I live in London and have never ever seen a Muslim police officer

I have seen 1 sikh and numerous black people

nazbol sounds like spagbol

>>75238743
>Would absolutely get a bloke to suck me off
>I'm confined to women.

drinking elderflower cordial from the bottle

>>75238771
you're so funny fucking bent

>>75238791
muslims are too clannish for that

>>75238772
I'd be your desk fan, id blow you harder than you've ever been before
With my mouth xx

>>75238717
reckon he had a big willy?

>>75238791
That's a good thing

would love to be a police officer but I am a short runt

>>75238771
>gay
>married

erm

name 5 homosexual intellectuals

>>75238694
I know, don't remind me, I'm a qt twink and I can't find any guys to fuck me :'^(

>>75238852
with a woman

the only homosexual i like is morrissey

>>75238859
B E L F A S T
E
L
F
A
S
T

>>75238826
pls be in london

anyone here completely straight but have sucked dicks before?

>>75238853
milo

>>75238853
justin trudeau

*examines your suspicious package*

>>75238814
Yes well done on quoting a post without full context

Want a fucking internship at the daily mail or something mate? Or would you rather just have me deliver my knuckle bones to your jaw asap pronto @120mph? Your choice. Sit down and think about it before I turn you into fucking yank crumble.

I unironically sharted just before I arrived at the mart.
Since it was about to close I gingerly felt the back of my trousers to make sure I wasn't 'leaking' from my bp and went in.

I hadn't accounted for the smell. Matey was cashing up the self-service till next to me at the time and looked like I'd just killed someone. Plus I could feel it dripping down my legs and balls like (boi)pussy juice.

How will I ever recover

>>75238888
>>75238890
beautiful

>>75238880
sorry no, if I was I'd make your night

>>75238517
>>75238649
Used to work for a big online company (offices in Europe, Australia and a few tax havens for uh tax purposes) in their call centre and we'd all sit around watching watchseries waiting for the 3 calls an hour we received.

Guess which office got a virus that corrupted the entire multinational computer software thingy (don't know technicals obviously) and put the company out of business for 3 days losing million s of dollars in revenue.

We only kept our jobs because literally the entire office was doing it from managers down so they just couldn't fire every single member of staff lol

>>75238888
>>75238923
nice samefag

>>75238888
>>75238890
howling

ethnically south asian but I let white lads pound me arse

just polished off half a Booths pork pie with some hot sauce I got from the Taco Bell in the Arndale the other day

have to say it was VERY good

>>75238888
>>75238890
Pottery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFlhg_UFEBE

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presentation in 10 hours

i am FUCKED lads

>>75238884
Id cover your cock and balls in my saliva, keep them nice and cool for you. I'd even take your hot cum and swallow it down. Anything to cool you off daddy, anything to make you comfortable on this sweltering night

go shower

forgot to write my paper about star wars lads

still havent watched the movie

>>75238977
Fuck off you're turning me on

>>75238943
farting violently

>>75238853
foucault is certainly the one that has had the most impact on society

>>75238977
shut it poof

Business idea: post an arrow picture from my phone and follow up right away with a related post from my desktop so I get a lot of (you)s for SHEER POTTERY

>>75238791
That has to either be a straight up lie or you live in the poshest areas

>>75238853
oscar wilde

ffs, bus just enstated a no-singles policy and my BF isn't here, guess I'm walking

>>75238977
Jesus Christ, you better suck me off too.

>>75238977
Why am I straight
Need a bent bf to slobber over my nuts while I play TF2

mums got a new boyfriend, it's her 8th or 9th one
i give it a year

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>>75238888
>>75238890

>>75238943
>pirating on windows os

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not great at this cooking thing

>>75239076
starting to think you're not straight
get a cute lad (me) to suck you off and you'll fucking love it

>>75238853
andré gide
pasolini
foucault
jean genet
jean cocteau

feeling quite unwell lads

>>75239114
french "people"

>>75239095
What?

>>75239107
coal is not part of a balanced and healthy diet

>>75239114
ahh yes

the french

Eating tendies lads

just got a captcha that asked me to send a picture of my wily and it deemed it too rubbish

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accidentally subscribed to r/femboys for god knows how long
bet my m8s seen it on the top of my screen

>>75239107
you utter spastic
is that HP sauce?

Haven't Slept all Night for the last few days but instead slept in the middle of the day.
Feeling pretty Nocturnal.

>>75239107
>brown sauce
interesting choice
*screams in my head*

>>75239114
why are the french so gay

postmodernism is responsible for the sinking of the west and guess who came up with it?

not the jews, not the germans
it was the french

odd Capitalisation

deciding what to wank to tonight, lads

any suggestions

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>>75239166
just gonna grab a tendie real quick bro

>>75239186
ask him to put on a skirt

>>75239219
>>75239219
>>75239219
>>75239219

New Thread

>>75239187
aye
makes it edible desu
LOVE hp sauce

>>75239242
brazilian fart domination

>>75239146
get a macbook

>>75239107
Is that leftover pizza you burnt in the oven?

>>75237643
wow what a great picture. a real treat.

>>75238977
now imagine a qt girl saying this right but its christmas so you know its not her joking around and its true because thats how she celebrates the birth of christo

>>75237593
weirdo

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reee why's he brown