/cum/ - Canada, United States, and Mexico

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meme

new more like poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7C_FQVFLnQ

not enough reddit in here

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emily

http://abc7ny.com/news/police-man-angry-he-cant-pump-own-gas-in-nj-punches-worker/2027673/
You guys ok?

>>75237348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aIcvFJM4DU

>>75237396
I'm pretty sure everyone hates nue jeusie

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Is it time for anime?

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>>75237482
is it ever not?

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>>75237482

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Aye aye Captain!

went out to go for a jog, and my headphones are broken
sad day.

I went to New Mexico once and everyone was brown
Do NOT recommend

>>75237700
ended up having to buy headphones that loop around behind the ear to keep them from falling out when jogging or moving cause my ears are weird i guess

>>75237700
:(

>>75237680
Failed step one hard

>>75237736
had that exact same design, but they're fucked now.
next time i'm gonna get a really nice pair

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My window is open. And the shades are up.

Who /normie/ here?

>>75237704
What kind of brown?

>>75237956
only because it's overcast and rainy today

feel a bit sore after the gym today, but its a good kinda sore yknow?

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>walk into room where sister and her friend are
>have to manually control each limb like a marionette

>>75238068
Don't know because i don't go to the gym lol

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>>75238098

>>75238098
wot

>>75238068
I know that feel bb ;)

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>>75238098
Girls are just people.

>>75237569
I like you

>>75238222
Girls aren't people

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tore a small skin tag off my face today buds

>>75238222
whatever they are they scare the hell out of me

Where is Thurston

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*looks at you*
*immediately get happy*

I'm feeling kind of sad, haven't left my place today (worked from home) and I was supposed to go to dinner with a friend but they cancelled.. I kind want to use this coupon for Subway for a free 6 inch with another 6 inch then go to the liquor store and eat my sub and drink some booze.

But I also want to cut back on drinking and lose weight...

>>75238363
*grabs your bulge*

>>75238363
Because my ugliness makes you feel better about yourself?

>>75238344
got scared off when his picture got posted
either that or sucking dick

>>75238368
you wanna hang out with me?

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Every situation I've ever been in with other people is way more stressful than what it's worth
Wanna be alone with my memes right now with nothing else to worry about

>>75238420
Why did he post a picture of himself

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rate me/smash or pass

>>75238222
>Girls are just people.
>>75238435
no

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whats having siblings like

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/cum/ is dead

Let is discuss Japanese cartoons

>>75238453
meant to post it on /soc/ the story goes

>>75238538
One of my sisters hates me and the other one is pretty fun to be around

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>>75238543
It freed me from terrible habits

>>75238538
It's fun when you're younger because you have someone to play with, but once you get older it gets less fun

My younger brother caught me masturbating and has been telling all his friends and his gf about it for the past week. They bring it up when they come over so I just stay in my room

>>75238568
>posting on /soc/
Thirsty

>>75238572
>have sisters
>is a gay
what a waste

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almost never talk to my sister

I was taking a nap.

>>75238631
why is it a waste?

>>75238676
I text my youngest sister sometimes

>>75238538
mine are way older than me so I might as well have been a single child
My sister's children are annoying and disrespectful as fuck

>>75238692
We were just about to discuss 2D women.

>>75238443
I feel you man, but you'll have to learn to cope with it. Otherwise it feels like hell everyday. Its annoying but thankfully its never as bad as you think it is when you look back on it.

>>75238726
Going back to sleep.

WHO THE FUCK IS THURSTON REEEEEE

>>75238676
I haven't talked to my brother or sister in almost a year.

>>75238766
Show me your cock first

>>75238697
>why is it a waste?
fugging their friends
or them

thinking of doing a fap or cooking dinner which should i do first

>>75238692
how was it?

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>>75238572
Are they cute?

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>>75238379
nooo~ it''s becuz i lik u

>>75238785
>fugging their friends
Probably could have fucked my oldest sister's bf because I'm pretty sure he was a closeted poof

Fap first, you'll be too full after dinner to enjoy it

>>75238816
ye

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r8 the girlfriend

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>>75238833
bit gay there danmark

Gonna eat at Legal Seafoods, what should I get

>>75238867
Lmao

>>75238867
>mestizo """"gf:""""

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>>75238872
well maybe, but noting wrong with 2 girls liking each other

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>>75238866
>ye
They need to be OYSTER'D

>>75238959
Girls (male)*

>>75238960
You're welcome to the oldest one

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http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php

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>>75238867
>being this delusional

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texted my older sister "hows life"

she hasn't responded lol it's been like an hour

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>>75238994
What's wrong with the youngest?

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>>75237215
>Censoring the word pussy
Hello R*ddit

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>>75239074

>>75239086
I actually like the youngest one

>>75238975
>YAAAY POOPIES

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>>75238867
>Everyone likes reggaeton

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based Seattle

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wew

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>>75239142
Wow that's rude, I actually treat my gf's well. Pic related is you, you are nothing but a mere soldier in my eternal war

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>>75239258
>>75239269

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>>75239258
EXPOSED

can you guys fedora post me

>>75239269
sooo you're lying?
fucking liar gtfo

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>>75239246
>Still voted for Hillary

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>>75239325
*vapes at you instead*

>>75239074
You're supposed to text her a funny youtube vid u stupid

I got Lenin

>>75239269
That's not the problem

>>75239344
based Seattle

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>>75239015
*vapes at you*

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>>75239246
I wonder who they liked? *cough* *cough* some old jew

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WEW

When the fuck will the BC election results come out

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>>75239246
>washington is a bunch of commie cuck sanders supporters

>>75239390
bernie was literally the best choice

fite me

>>75239420
he was
for
the
people

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>bernie was literally the best choice

>purple carrots question

that fucking nigger trying to sell me rotten shit?

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>>75239420
Don't worry bud, Bernie can still win this

>>75239440
Healthcare is a commodity

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>>75239400
>count all the votes in one night
>takes several weeks to recount the votes

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>fite me

>>75239482
hail willem

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why is utah so great?

>comfy scenery
>skiing/snowboarding
>mild climate
>low crime rate
>mormon gfs
>one of the few actually good republican states, mostly due to mormon work ethic
>almost entirely anglo except for native reserves in the southern part of the state

>>75239521
nty
moving to colorado

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>>75239521
>one of the few actually good republican states
Arkansas is fine

I'm going to move to Louisiana

>>75239552
arkansas is a shithole
>>75239548
CHI

>>75239521
>Mormons

>>75239574
it's pretty nasty there but True Blood took place there
pretty good show

>>75239521
>one of the few actually good republican states
lol

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Is /dixie/ still around?

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>>75239371
It's because I'm too white, I knew it

>>75239552
>Arkansas is fine

Literally Corn state #4

I guess if you like the smell of manure every morning

>>75239575
Fuck you nigger

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>>75239440
>specifically suicide bombing a concert because children were in attendance and killing dozens of people and wounding many more
>Changing healthcare laws
>comparable
What's wrong with people?

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Wow... Uhm... This is awkward...

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This is a tough one

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>>75239440
ahahahahaha republisharts btfo

Autismo

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>>75239521
You wouldnt fit in

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Not drinking tonight lads.

I'm also going to bed early.

wherever hoards of mormons move, it becomes a great place

see nevada outside of paradise, idaho, utah, southern alberta, et cetera

just ask phoenix-kun

>>75239613
>Literally Corn state #4
It's a rice and cotton state you dumb cunt

>>75239602
We have to keep the bloodline pure

>>75239596
No

Here lies Dixie
b. 1860 d.1865
"Never was a worse cause championed by more noble men"
Rest in Peace

>>75239596
why don't you search the catalog

>>75239500
Makes you think.

>>75239645
>Republican voters do conservative things
What's the point of this graph

>>75239699
>leaving /cum/ ever
no ty

business idea: greater deseret

consisting of western montana, idaho, utah, northern nevada, and southern alberta

Conservatives are all closet homosexuals
They like guns because it reminds them of dicks

>>75239659
I am Mormon and I appreciate this post. It's one of the gifts promised to the saints so long as we keep the doctrine and covenants.

>>75239714
you can have many tabs open

>>75239729
I know I do

>>75239659
>Bountiful BC
>good
>a Reddit spacer
*thinks*

what'd you guys think of the new game of thrones trailer?

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cucks

>>75239659
>wherever white people go and homogenize it becomes a good place

Saddest general desu

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>>75239761
take that back

>>75239711
Sometimes people actually practice what they preach

>>75237290
underrated

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wew

>>75239729
but guns don't look anything like dicks

>>75239769
>Sad balkan shithole #12
I guess you'd know sad places

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I voted conservative twice in my life. One one, lost one.

Never voting again. Waste of time.

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>Saddest general desu

>>75239752
I'm not watching this one. They're going to kill Viserion and make him into le ebin ice dragon

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>>75239344

>>75239728
>"...and all that was promised the saints shall be given and they will be crowned with the angels in heaven and earth will appear as a garden of Eden and Christ will say to all Israel come home."

One day anon, one day

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*inhales in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75239810
state/city politics are extremely important
ignore presidential faggots

canada needs a new radical centrist PM, last one was chretien and he was like 15 years ago. trudeau would be good if he didn't keep pandering to SJWs

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75239802
American dicks don't even look like dicks

>*inhales in*
That's the only way you can inhale, Danskjävlar.

>>75239864
i can give it a shot

>>75239864
Why do you hate canada?

>>75239876
How would you know?

>>75239729
>libtards always equate guns with penises
>always trying to grab them

makes you think

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Interdasting

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Eurocuck

Ur-o-cuck

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>>75239864
>canada needs a new radical centrist PM

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>he didn't greentext my scream


PFFFFBAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75239893
i don't know why do you

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>>75239521
>>one of the few actually good republican states

Pretty sure despite being fat and having horrible public school systems, we're still holding down the fort.

need a gf

*listening to song*
*Snoop Dogg suddenly appears and ruins it by singing about weed*

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Bring back Harper

>>75239810
>voting
Sad!

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>i'm centrist

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>>75239899

>>75239897
I moonlight as a Jewish surgeon performing unnecessary circumcisions on American babies.

>>75239440
why do liberals refuse to blame shitty parents for having too many kids, or kids when they can't afford them?

why do they hate responsibility and want the government to provide EVERYTHING

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Reminder that """Radical Centrism""" is a Hebrew re-branding of Neo-liberalism

My ex was Canadian and his was the first foreskin I'd ever seen

Was a bit jealous desu

>>75239957
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socioeconomics

>>75239925
texas is 50% CHI and 50% redneck
>>75239934
harper was alright but he made canada way too dependent on the oilsands. i do like though how he put the west left front and centre, one of the first PMs to actually give a shit about the west since diefenbaker

>>75239962
>fascism: big head and big body

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How could someone not be attracted to woman?

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>i take the left/right political spectrum seriously

>>75239921
I dont. I love canada, except for the prairies, metro vancouver and the GTA
>>75239962
good post

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>>75240002
>fascism
All government is bad

Why the fuck does McAfee keep randomly appearing on my desktop and doing random scans of my computer? I never purchased/downloaded McAfee ever. I delete and uninstall it every time but it keeps on coming back. Why?

>>75240006
theyre mean to me

hate when people include manitoba as part of the prairies, it's what gives us our bad name

Hotpockets it is

choon af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLXEUCEdPw

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>>75240046
did they punch u in da nuts?

>>75240020
Metro Vancouver, the GTA, and the Praries aren't really Canadian anyway. (They're Am*r*c*n)

>>75240006
Vaginas look gross

Serbia is right, this general is kinda gay.

>>75240070
Winnipeg, Saskatoon and Regina are the most grim cities in canada and alberta is shit in general.

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>>75240084
They won't be my gf

>>75239957
>Children deserve to suffer for what they're parents do

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Ontario is going to elect a Radcent premier

>>75240040
Too bad people can't police and govern themselves. We're a flawed species and we're all made unequally. Government is needed or else you'll get Somalia tier conditions everywhere

>>75240040
t. stefan molyjew

>>75240006
idk but if i see a man in porn i'm instantly turned off
don't get how people are into straight shit--it's a bit gay desu

canada is finland-lite

or i guess finland is canada-lite

>hockey nations
>neighbours think they own us
>near d*nmark
>mostly boreal forest/taiga
>sparesly populated
>largest city is full of hipsters and is hated by basically the whole country
>north is populated by santa and random indigenous people
>asian

>>75240121
cant the liberals and NDP form a coalition government?

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>>75240040

my hips are moving

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>>75240099

>>75240121
give me a quick rundown

>>75240124
>We're a flawed species
>so let's give nearly unlimited power to retards who don't know what they're doing
You're not the brightest of bulbs

>>75240201
quebec is the entire reason the leaf exists

>>75240187
The inside of his mouth looks like a vagina.

>near d*nmark
why are people so rude to me?

>>75240162
minus the politics and asians they're identical

also
>two official languages

>>75240166
With any luck the PCs will have a majority
Practically everyone hates the Liberals now because of electricity prices or something

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speaking of denmark

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>>75240201
EXCELLENT post

>>75240241
Would you let predator succ?

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>>75240266

>most people ITT have never had a girl rub her butt against your dick while cuddling
Very sad. It's a comfy feeling.

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>>75240233
pretty sure pearson is an anglo from ontario
>>75240253
>not having the cheapest consumer electricity in north america

>>75239440
Told

>>75240114
tough break, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere

>>75240293
Thanks for reminding me.

>>75240266
>charged with a crime
Isn't this like the Canadians charging you for shooting an attacker and then just letting it go afterwards

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>>75240098
This honestly has me wondering, what does it mean to be Canadian? I've just read this book about Canada's 100th anniversary and now I just feel confused. It certainly isnt large cities like Vancouver where it feels more like a hub for people to visit, but I doubt its areas not that far out like the Fraser Valley.

Is it just the ability for various groups of people to live together or what?

>>75240166
No, only the Liberals/Greens or NDP/Greens would work out.

>>75240293
i bet lol

birthright citizenship should be abolished

both parents must be US citizens

>>75240312
Try asking a girl out so you can experience it

>>75240293
i can't sleep unless she's the jetpack

>>75240323
You can shoot an attacker in Canada. You just can't keep shooting him after he stops attacking.

>>75240293
I am the little girl

>>75240114
It's not the government's job to babysit you

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>>75240347

>>75240233
>design a shit emblem for anglos
>keep the best one
cucked again

>>75240340
Most people have never had a gir rub her meat flaps on their dick

>B-but roasties

Pepper spray designed to be used against people is considered a prohibited weapon in Canada. The definition under regulation states "any device designed to be used for the purpose of injuring, immobilizing or otherwise incapacitating any person by the discharge therefrom of (a) tear gas, Mace or other gas, or (b) any liquid, spray, powder or other substance that is capable of injuring, immobilizing or otherwise incapacitating any person" is a prohibited weapon.[42]

Only law enforcement officers may legally carry or possess pepper spray labeled for use on persons. Any similar canister with the labels reading "dog spray" and/or "bear spray" is regulated under the Pest Control Products Act—while legal to be carried by anyone, it is against the law if its use causes 'a risk of imminent death or serious bodily harm to another person' or harming the environment and carries a penalty up to a fine of $500,000 and jail time of maximum 3 years.[43] Carrying bear spray in public, without justification, may also lead to charges under the Criminal Code.[44]

>there are people in the thread right now who think they can actually share a bed with a woman
two separate beds thanks

>>75240347
racist

>>75240310
Easy to say for someone who didn't have to go through it.
>>75240365
>It's not the government's job to babysit you
>Children should just pull themselves up by their own bootstraps

>>75240372
>>75240418

chicanos

>>75240410
Cuddling is fun though

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>>75239817
needs more pepe

>>75240347
agreed

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I'll meet a nice nerdy girl. Just you watch.

>>75240423
>everyone else should have to pay for a select few's shitty decisions
Tough break, life sucks

>>75240043
pls respond

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https://youtu.be/gYOEyzBFYa4

watch this

>>75240408
not excited for the future of drone patrols with cameras along public thoroughfares

>>75240204
>nearly unlimited power
You don't understand how politics work, do you?

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>>75240437
>windwaker.jpg

>>75240347
I agree

>>75240458
Who knows, you could became a nice nerdy girl urself ;)

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oh no that suuuuuuuuuuuucks

>>75240475
What do you think those kids are going to end up doing when they grow up? Without any support they'll just end up criminals most of the time.

>>75240520
Neither do you apparently

>>75240507
i hate nigger memes

Anastasia is a top-tier name and if you disagree, you're wrong.

>>75240554
drumfpd!!!!

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>>75240554
>What do you think those kids are going to end up doing when they grow up?
Getting shot

Oh well

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>>75240043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

>>75240332
>mean to be Canadian

Be of French, Irish, *American, or British origins, speak French, English, Chiac, Scots-Gaelic, or Newfie as a native language[s], realise that their is a very distinct Canadian identity based around the people that built the country (but not just menial labour like Chinese railroad workers), be a Christian or secular but of good Christian nature, honour the Queen, have an appreciation for the great outdoors and spend time there, approach life with a sense of quiet stoicism, and even if you don't like hockey never say so out loud.

im on the verge of sometihng buds im gonna figure it all out some day

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SHUT UP YOU FUCKING THOT

>>75240644
i hate when people act like freedom of religion for islam means shit

we were obiously thinking of protestants vs. catholics vs. jews when we made that a law

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boobies r nice

do you agree?

How many gfs have you had in your life? I've had one (1)

>>75240729
3 if you count middle school hand holding shenanigans

>>75240707
overrated

>>75240332
>what does it mean to be Canadian?
Living by the values of Anglo-style liberty put forth by the people who built your country

>>75240729
none

but i've had sex with maybe 10-11 grills

>>75240729
2 if you count middle school hand holding shenanigans

>>75240778
I've had 1 gf and have had sex with 1 girl

>>75240707
im a fan

>>75240729
5

>>75240729
Jon Arbuckle, 0

>>75240729
1

she was a yank too

>>75240798
i've only ever dated girls for a few months so ive never really had what would be a real gf

>>75240729
0 zero (null)

>>75240826
That sucks, anon.
I'm still with my one and only gf.

>>75240796
based

1 of the girls even asked me out and i said yes and ignored her for a couple weeks before she passed me a note that said "it's over!"

>>75240842
What a fucking loser lmoa

>>75240842
>That sucks, anon.
not really, the relationships weren't very enjoyable so it was probably the right thing

i dont really like dating, sometimes it's fun to hang out with females but i'd generally prefer hanging out with male buddies

sex is good ofc but all the other shit sucks, i don't even like sleeping in the same bed as a girl, it's uncomfortable, would kick them out after sex if i could get away with it desu

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>>75240596
wish we could replace /cum/ baby with a better idol, but baby is just too smug to replace

>>75240885
faggot

>>75240885
How old are you, if you don't mind telling me? Honestly I feel like sex is a big part of the relationship but it's nice to just be around your girlfriend even if you're not doing anything.

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>>75240904
BITCH

>>75240928
>enjoys cuddling
>not the faggot

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whats it like to date canadian men?

>>75240962
i wouldn't know

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>>75240960

Been dating my gf for nearly 8 years
Should probably get married soon

>>75240967
Really nice

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all these people with gf

me no gf

hope you all older than me

>tfw r9k-tier tfw

>>75240946
turning 30 this year

>even if you're not doing anything.
i disagree, most women are addicted to tv an there's not a whole lot to talk to them about for the amount of time you spend together dating

yeah it can be fun to hang out for a few hours a few times a week but being around a gf for hours a day gets monotonous and boring VERY quickly

there's not really anything i'm into that girls are into, so very few shared interests, i'm more of a man's man and probably would do ok with a more traditional girl, but they don't really exist where i live

>>75241050
19/f/california

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>>75241050
we've got one thing going for us lad and that is time
time may change everything

>>75240704
Ironic how the very people who left England to escape religious persecution can no longer practice their religion freely in the country in which their religious beliefs laid the foundations for without being criticized, lambasted and labeled as bigots by the far left while they defend a truly bigoted religion.