My pet german said heil hitler again so police had to take him

>>75236541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wl5BbUg05M

Deep down low he just feels like killing it(the minorities)

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My pet German won't stop installing agricultural simulators on my work desktop

>>75236541
You're not allowed to have endangered species as pets anon.

Why not get a nice Turk or Greek instead?

>>75236691
I had to put my Greek down for shitposting :/

>>75236541
How do Australians deal with the feel that Hitler was born there?

>>75236760
They piss in their own mouths to drown the shame

My brazilian monkey ran away a few days ago, hasn't seen him since then

>>75236691
Greeks make their women to pets

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>>75236541
my pet frenchman ran away again.

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My pet North Korean tried to nuke me again

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I forgot to feed my pet Irishman again

My pet Finn keeps moving my bed away from its bed every day while I'm at work. Same with our chairs at the kitchen table.

Millimeters at a time, it was hard to notice at first. Apparently there is not enough personal space.

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I overfeed my pet American and now he has heart problems

>>75236985
underrated

My pet Swede kept rooting in the Surstromming cupboard and the smell in the house was terrible.

I had to have it put down :(

>>75237649
Same

What do?

>>75236810
He's probably made into soup by now, anon

>>75237721
Just kill him, he's probably a piece of shit.

>>75237721
end his suffering. Shoot him

>>75237546
you deserve it, yank

My pet Russian was attempted to fed to crocodile today. Crocodile say "no, i not eat my own kind".

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>>75237649
Cruelty 2 the burgers is never ok. Take him to a vet.

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>>75237649
>>75237721
Send me to the veterinarian please, I'm going to die from a heart attack without treatment! Why are Yuropoor owners so neglectful?

>>75237793
The crocodile is retarded?

my pet frenchman will only eat really expensive things or he will have a fit
he has also taken possession of my property somehow and wears a crown all the time

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My pet Fin is being fed by my neighbour and now he wont eat the veggies I put in him bowl. He keeps demanding chips and beer.

>>75237774
I just want us to be close.

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>>75237808
>>75237812
I can't afford a veterinarian

My pet Mexican won't stop farting

What do? I am feeding him everything the pet store said to: takis, flaming hot Cheetos, and cheese wiz

>>75237900
Fucking end it's life already it never deserved it

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>>75236541
neighbors pet muslim keeps trying to impregnate my leg.

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>pet greek won't stop calling me a subhuman

>>75237960
Who's fault is that, Germany?

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>>75237943
b-but he's my only friend

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>>75237943
Wtf, I want to live

>>75238017
he hates you and you know it, it's merely a one-sided relationship

>>75238028
don't lie to yourself

>>75237900
If you can't afford a veterinarian, why did you decide it was a good idea to get a pet american in the first place?

>>75237498

You know how they act when you don't feed them enough potatoes

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>>75238063
A pox on you, Sven is a great owner, he would never fuck me over

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>>75238063
n-no, you're wrong

>>75238076
I thought it had free health care

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My pet Lithuanian hates me, what do?

>>75238228
Are you sure about that?

>>75238267
you're being lied to, it's what Americans do best

My pet American thinks he's people, it's so cute

>>75238000
Mama Merkel said the muslim just wants to play.

>>75236541
>tfw my pet nigger got loose and robbed a store

Second time this month, thinking of getting him neutered

>>75238347
My pet Canadian thinks that he is exempt from all punishments because he's so nice, what a man.

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>>75238295
Well I don't like all these niggers he brings over to our house, maybe I should kill him.

>>75238373
Silly Germanic...
Never trust women :)

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my pet sami is throwing tantrum about being oppressed again

>>75238459
Go ahead, I won't stop you...

>>75238410
My pet American is dragging his bum all over the carpet and leaving stains

>>75238554
I have the same problem with mine, wat do?

>>75238573
My pet Canadian is dragging him bum all over the carpet and leaving trails of syrup behind him

>>75238633
My pet boxer dog has his ears cropped and my pet American has his penis cropped.

Guise I need help. My pet starts sharting all over the place, especially in the mall. What do?

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>>75238618
shooting them

>>75238723
My pet cat is neutered and my pet Canadian has a sticky vagina

>>75238811
I'm guessing you have an American. It's typical of the breed, very difficult to train them out of it.

>>75238811
I think you have an infidel...

>>75236541
My pet Russians keep jumping the fence and shitting up the neighbours place.
They keep saying shit like 'we where here first' and 'finders keepers'

This can't go on :*(

>>75238934
Get rid of the fence.

>>75238874
My pet American gave birth to a huge litter of 37 million blacks and 56 million brown ones. Many of these offspring aren't even legal here

My pet Australian was killed by my pet bird :^(

>>75239084
My pet Canadian allowed a huge litter of 37 million Muslims and 56 million liberals into Canada. Many of them aren't legal.

>pet turk won't stop telling me he's greek

>>75239151
My outdoor pet American tried getting into the house twice. My father had to burn down his doghouse down to make him stop. Little fucker still bit my dad on a trip to New Orleans though.

>>75239536
My athletic pet Canadian tried beating the US in the Olympics many times. The US had to crush the Canadian team to stop them from beating America. Little fucker still beating us in the Winter Olympics, though.

>just give up already

>>75238410
>>75238573
>>75238633
>>75238723
>>75238874
>>75239084
>>75239151
>>75239536
>>75239651
embarrassing.

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>>75239084
I had mine neutered
Moulting season is still a fucking nightmare though and they won't eat their watermelon

>>75238347
>>75238573
>>75238723
>>75239084
>>75239536
These are the only parts that are embarrassing, >>75239698

>>75239805
If you give them a basketball it helps with their training

>>75239805
fake (hair)

>>75239805

Damn that's got to hurt

>>75240203

It's literally stitched into their heads

>>75239805
They aren't authentic if they don't eat watermelon

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>>75240468
So hard to tell, might have been sold a couple of migratory Swedes or some genuine Africans someone's scooped out of the water and flogged them off as "Genuine" Americans.
All I know is that fucking cotton isn't going to pick itself.

I mean, is this shit normal?

>>75241098

No it's not uncommon