/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

might fap to thicc black girls in a bit buds

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dominos pizza isnt very good at all
very disappointed

>>75231306
This place is filled with Italians, Irish and Jews. They are entrepreneuring and conniving people

>>75231385
i had some donatos last night and it was real good but it took awhile to get here

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tfw 50% irish

25% norwegian from the vikings raping irish woman lol. brown hair thankfully.

rreal thread
>>75231076

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boy do I feel silly

gonna start blocking the image of that cat

>>75231613
It's a cute cat

*brutally murders the cat poster*

*dies*

>>75231542
Is t-t-that me?
Thanks cana..

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whats the game you always play at least once a year, /cum/?

for me its SMW

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They have japanese on duolingo now?

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>>75231665
no, this is

>>75231685
mount & blade

*sends you a text message even though we broke up*

https://youtu.be/Wbkf9hJZ2ys
really verbs the nouns

>>75231449
WE

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I live in this house

>>75231704
Holaaaa~~

>>75231704
haha thought that was me

*deletes without reading it*

>>75231730
>Sarcuck

Some mexican took a picture of my house today

Oh common, are you guys seriously scared of a cute obedient bf? Then you ought to be terrefied by girls, every thing bad that can happen with a bf is far worse with a gf.

Boys are way better than girls these days. Girls can't even cook anymore, they've lost all their talent and as a result the guys have become more resourceful.

If you get a bf you ususally get a free massager, someone to iron your shirts, make you delicious food and everything women used to do back in the golden years of heterosexuality.

This is what you've always dreamed of. Are you gonna go through all the trouble it is to get a gf, when you'll only get a 4/10 at most, and she doesn't even have a penis. How are you gonna live with that? You've seen the porn, there are hot women out there, sexy shemales with glittering naughty cocks. You can't go back to a 4/10 overwheight dame after this shit.

You need a bf. Deep inside you know that you don't want to die before knowing the feel of a dick'n'balls smacking against your belly as you violently thrust into their ass with all of your might. That is what real sex feels like.

You are man, you have needs. You need to feel good about yourself. Seeing your penis insert itself into a boipussy, with the balls and penis just drooping between its legs, is the way of true happiness.

You need it, you want it, you deserve it.

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My dog is out getting a haircut.

Kinda sad desu, I like shaggy dog. But it's summer and hot...

took a picture of some losers house today

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>>75231734

i never met someone who lived so close to the hills.

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>tfw your senator is objectively the best in the country

feels good brehs

>>75231833
post your feminine penis

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>there are people who worship this mangy old rat faced jew

>>75231893
My penis is VERY masculine.

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>>75231942
I can't take this post seriously after seeing the alleged photo of you

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Rate my Member of Parliament

>>75231988
ALLEGED

I hate all of you excluding Oyster Bay. He's a cool guy.

>>75231995
How about you rate my muthafucken member

>>75232036
shocked and appalled that you browse /soc/

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Why are red nails pretty?

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>>tfw your senator is objectively the best in the country
>feels good brehs

>>75232056
I've always been nice to him

>>75232065
Hahahaa just for the memes though lololol

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>>75232074
Honestly want to puke whenever I see a girl with red nails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41K5Sqob2SQ

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>>75232056
You sure you arent Kansas city? He is the one who always used to say this

>had phone interview
>recruiter asked about my GPA
>said i'm not sue and don't want to give a false number so she said to email it back to her later

I know my GPA is garbage so I don't want to send it. I looked it up and it's fucking 2.398 because I failed a few classes because I was a shitty student. But I graduated a year ago and don't want this shit haunting me and preventing me from getting a decent fucking job.

tldr, should I lie about my GPA for a job? I can literally inspect element on a webpage and screen shot it to look like I have a 3.398

>>75232420
I've done some Econometric models and it showed that GPA had null effect on employment and pay with other factors included like college institution etc, perhaps it isnt worth the risk

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>tfw waz kangz

>>75232420
you shouldn't. there's a chances are places that ask for GPA will ask for transcript and its automatically thrown in trash when they find out you lied about any small thing in the job process.

>>75232535
reading the comments of that article remind me that there are people that still deny evolution

>Just a quick observation from someone who is not a scientist but just a curious everyday guy: If humans are evolved from apes, why are there still apes? If would seem to me (and I'm just dumb redneck) that if evolution is as the scientists say, then the one species would have been gone as they evolved. I guess God has a way of doing things that no scientist has ever been able to really explain. It's just conjecture on their part because they refuse to believe that God exists.

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I like red nails. Especially on Koreans irl and my animu girls.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13034624

take this if you play fightan games please

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>>75232420
>phone interview
wtf?
why such an inpersonal and inconvenient way to make a job interview?
Why can't you show up or make you go there?
They can't possibly give you a job by just hearing your voice?

>>75232645

>no smash bros

>>75232578
Evolution is real, but didn't occur until after the animals disembarked from Noah's ark. That explains both evolution and how Noah got all those animals onboard.

>>75232519
>>75232541
Yeah I understand that there's the risk that they will ask for a transcript but if I email her back saying "Ok, I checked on it and my GPA is a 2.398 I will not get a second interview. if I lie (and provide an image) that might put it to rest right there and I can go on to having a second interview.

Another option is to find out my GPA for my school's classes at the university I attended, which is probably slightly higher.

I feel like I'm at a wall and I either work jobs I don't like or do something like join the peace corps and go to grad school, then I can get a job that I actually like.

>>75232688
I fucking knew I was forgetting something major
oh well

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>>75232689
It feels like I'm back on /his/

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>all races are the same
>african are literally missing admixture from different species that other non african races mixed with meanwhile they mixed with other species that non african races havent

>>75232519
>muh econometric

kyself, probably didnt even check for homoscedasticity

>>75232685
The process now is an hour long phone interview if they like me then they'll ask me to come in. Getting a job is retarded these days.

That being said, if i tell them my real GPA I can rule out any of that happening.

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me

>>75232688
this was what i thought lol

>>75232645
What if the last time I played a fighting game it was Mortal Combat on the Sega Genesis because I'm a 33 year old man?

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>>75232764
>kyself, probably didnt even check for homoscedasticity
Actually I did, my professor was eccentric about it

>>75232780
Happy Birthday!

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>>75232837
Why are you posting with a bunch of 20 year olds who barely have started life?

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I like big anime tits

>>75232878
Why are you on 4chan when you are still in school

>>75232891
Who doesnt

>>75232931

the gays

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>>75232837
>Combat
>C

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>>75232928
But it's summer break. I'm applying to jobs and doing interviews...

>>75232878
I have nothing else to do right now and no one else to talk with

>>75232851

how can one be eccentric about it.

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haven't even gotten a phone interview since April

>>75232713
the only places that i know care about GPA really are think tanks, research oriented places, and high finance. others may just be as something asked in passing, but idk about your case. what you can do, however, is instead of using your overall GPA, calculate your major GPA (classes thats within your major rather than all general edu classes) and hopefully it will be higher.

and you really shouldnt lie. like i heard of people getting stopped in flat cause, in this case corporate amazon, HR found out they didnt disclose a fact that was asked in the application. its not really about that one particular fact, but its the trustworthiness factor. if they wouldve disclose it, they wouldnt seen it as a lie and wouldnt have got their offer resccinded.

and dont go to grad school unless its something you really want to do or else you'll find yourself in the same perdicament when grad school is done. and which school you go to grad school matters quite a bit imo

sorry for hte tl;dr

>>75232975
This guy was weird as fuck. He would go to bed at 8 and wake up at 3 am. Every time I spoke with him he would start talking about some puzzle he was working on

>>75232950
I never contribute to poor orthography.

currently riling myself up by reading creationist comments

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>>75232979
Why does CIA dislike this image?

>>75233036

this is like the tenth time you tell me this.

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>>75233096
probably reminds him of himself

doubt it

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>vidya composer
>succesful

>>75233096
CIA niggers hate everything good, remember that they glow in the dark at night and you should always run them over

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Whoever invented girls did a gud job. Boobie n bagina = yay.

>>75232645
marvel vs capcom 2 is hands down the best fighting game

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>>75233117
You could've said- "Thanks for reminding me, yeah that's really odd OB."

>>75233236

>mahvel
>balanced

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I made this gif

>>75233311
still funner than tekken

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cleaned my room lads

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>>75233434
I didn't

>>75233434
good boy
cleanliness is next to holiness

>>75232865
danke schoen

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this pokken girl makes my weewee hard

>>75233561
half-rimmed glasses are weird

looks like the glasses haven't finished loading yet

just jacked off

this fucking headache won't go away. tried two kinds of headache pills, drank lots of water, did some exercise, laid down in the dark, steamed the bathroom, and it's still fucking there. what do i do

>>75233653
open the window and get fresh air

or sit on a bench outside

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For me, it's the Logitech M720 Triathlon, the best mouse.

(i would say mx master but the mx master is just too expensive, triathlon is the next best thing)

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>>75233689
For me it's the wood mouse.

Cute and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>75233771
wooden mouse, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPfQVRDjZ_U

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.......

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afk going to spray my dog with water hose. she just got a haircut

>>75233806
I WANT TO FUG GIRL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>75233844
What's stopping you?

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canada stop being lewd

it's just a matter of time.

I'm a member of this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19cjbe48B94

>>75233689
After buying like 6 wireless mouses I have realized they are a shitty meme and wired is the way to go

>>75233844
>green pokegirl

Don't remember her name

Either way, patrician tase gamefreak really outdid themselves

Lilly and the blue one are also top tier

>>75234073
i like wireless mouse, especially since i don't have an actual desk and i use a lapdesk on my couch

would be annoying to have a wire, one of the main reasons i use bluetooth headphones as well

dont want to go to class, tbqh

http://www.strawpoll.me/13034907

>>75234187
any fag, name or not, is the worst poster

>>75234187
Oyster Bay is one of the best

>>75234187
if you vote for me i might have a cry

>>75234187
You forgot paha sapa or whatever the fuck, he's the worst

>>75234187
the mullato, by far

>>75234296
who's mullato here?

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>i'm not a worst poster

where do i pick up my karma points and free gold?

>>75234169
Please do it or you'll end up like me

Seriously please do it

>>75234340
el montrealANO

the commie one who posts about public transport all the time

>>75234394
ill put you in the next poll

>>75234187
What did Thurston do?

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nothing wrong with trainposting occasionally
hate commies though

>come back from the gym
>see THESE >>75230460 >>75230550 posts made right after i left
VERY MAD RIGHT NOW

None of the worst posters are actually in the poll. And the worst by far is el HaitiANO,

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>>75234488
trainposting is good

it's mainly the commie part

>>75232891
dude same haha

>be calgary
>get ARBYd

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?

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bullying calgary is my favourite pastime

>>75234548
Make a new list

>I don't shitpost here enough to be noticed
Sweet.

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>>75234589
should move back to red deer

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hmm

>>75234612

Why, you wont be on it.

>>75234651
Rude

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>>75234640
>red deer

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ordered some chicken alfredo and garlic bread

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What do a large pepperoni pizza + delivary cost in USA?

In Sweden a large (34cm) pepperoni pizza from dominos costs $16 + $6 delivary fee

its not fucking fair i also wanna become fat

>>75234548
>dropped four ranks in six days
alpha

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>>75234675
should move back to rocky mountain house

>>75234719

You would be top 3 today easily.

Not like that awful Ohio poster.

Why does cara-poster bully me I just wanna be frens

>>75234741
rocky is nice, my aunt and uncle live there

don't have any bullying for them

>>75234716
Just drive to the pizza plaze and use one of those codes that knock down a quarter of the price

>>75234716
$8-10 for a 2 topping large.. prob $6 bucks more for delivery and tax and tip... but i usually go pick it up and forgo the delivery and tip

Could use some s u c c right now

>>75234794
might have run into them tbqh, grew up there
ask them about mr vonhollen, that guy was pretty cool, he taught me science

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>>75234716
this is a large domino's pizza with pepperoni for delivery

and if you tip which is usually at most 20% that's like an extra 3 bux

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

how will negros ever recover?

>>75234716
Large frozen pizzas cost like 3-4 bucks here for the super cheap ones. I never get delivery.

>>75234877
>>75234921
i never tip

>>75234966
Good man

>>75234952
HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZNT???

>>75234952
This is going to be ignored.

>>75234976
>>75234966
conway wants the whole thing

>>75234966
hello blackie

>>75234966
i always pick up, so i dont tip too fggt

>>75234976
they get a paycheck
only strippers deserve tips

>>75235027
o shiet
got em

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>I never tip

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>>75234827
>>75234877
>>75234921
i dont have a car

suprised to see the price isnt that much different tho, didnt americans say that fast food is cheaper than regualr food in ameriga

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>tfw dago American

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13035088

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haha fucking idiot italians

>>75235168
what are you doing to get yourself laid?

el OhiANO

>>75235027
Lel

>>75235198
was it you that voted for me in the poll

>>75235116
>didnt americans say that fast food is cheaper than regualr food in ameriga
No

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You're all wrong.

>>75235295
Literally looks like a prepubescent child.

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>>75235220

perhaps

>>75235309
its what daddy likes

snapchat keeps crashing on me

>>75235356
Pedophile.

>>75235283
yes you did and you also said that soda was cheaper than water

fucking FAT AMERICANS lying

conway unadded me on steam

AGAIN

Glad there's a cold front on the west coast right now. Makes it nice and comfy.

>>75235116
no that's an excuse fat people make

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>daddy

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Who else /regretvotingfortrump/ here?

hmm yes i shall add people from /cum/ on steam
what could go wrong

>>75235378
do those stupid filters still work when you take a dick pic

>>75235406
i'm not

>>75235193
The same things as most people.

I just wasn't doing those things before. There's two clubs I have in mind, yadda yadda. The main problem was some anxiety but it's much much much better now.

>>75235422

add me bro.

hello yanks
can someone enlighten me on which is better - the marine corp or the army?

movies tend to make the marines look badass but I read they're literally always looking for recruits and they get worse gear than the army

>>75235393
No I didn't

>>75235462
ask /k/

highly doubt anyone here would have first hand experience

>>75235432

never used filters

only one person from /cum/ added me on facebook

>>75235406
I mean, no matter how bad he is and how many promises he breaks, the alternative was worse
and there was no way we could know he'd go back on everything

>>75232685
If the job is far away from your current location and you don't have internet (skype) available, a phone interview is your best bet, that's how I got my current job

>>75235518
>the alternative was worse
Why?

>>75235393
Why did you add him in the first place?

snapchat's designs and shit are 3rdworldapp-tier as fuck now

>>75235544
so they can lewd post to each other

>>75235514
Why the fuck did you add someone from here on Facebook?

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I wonder if most people realize Russia is currently governed by NAZBOL supporters whose ultimate goal is to have the entire western world to be nuked to hell.

Would explain why they like Bannon, with his biblical apocalypse theories.

>>75235461
sent ;)

>>75235462
depends what you wanna do i guess
marines have the whole rah rah we badass thing going but army has more options

>>75235545
>can't see how long stories are
>crashes my phone if I use it at anything below 60% battery

Actual trash

>>75235406
I didnt think he would be that clueless or backtrack on so much. I doubt he'll get a second term now.

my roommate is just letting the shower run for like 1/2 an hour and he hasnt even gone in

>>75235583
wanted friends. add me
https://www.facebook.com
/profile.php?id=100011300414983

>>75235566

fag

>>75235625
you never once said hi

>>75232780
Baddy Hirthday i

>>75235566
He has a gf

Thinking about dumping the gf, buds.

>cbc disabled comments for 90% of their articles

why do they even bother?

swear to god im gonna HEEM Arkansas and Montana

>>75235658
I'll post on your wall on your birthday

>>75235541
because hillary advocated doing all the things that people are annoyed at drumpf for doing. She would have done the exact same things except probably worse
Remember that its the dems who deregulated wall st, signed NAFTA and started the privatisation of social security

>>75235692
It's a good thing you never had one then

>>75235642
That's not what you were saying ;)

>>75234340
The Quadroon

Is conway really a qt?

>>75235677
lol so do a lot of people that eventually cheat, bi straight, or gay..;p
never stopped me
>>75235642
tonight....u and me

>>75235729
what the h*ck

>>75235725
He's not a quadroon. He's a mulatto communist.

threadly reminder that gays are NOT WELCOME

>>75235703
I haven't done anything though

>>75235705
alright, i'll do the same for you too bud

>>75235725
he is a little qt
no homo

>>75235767
So then why are you here?

>>75235725
He isn't a quadroon

>>75235625
added you

>>75235723
>>75235729

i havent talked to neither of you in a long time because both of you are fags.
>>75235759
This.

He is by far the worst poster.

>>75235804

I'm 106% hetero

>>75235825
Really? When's the last time you've had heterosexual sex?

>>75233434
I havery a mess in my girlfriend's room, but I can't clean it up because there's no where else to put my clothes and miscelanease junk. :(

>>75235821
I have severe autism

i'm sorry ;_;

Califag...int is almost /k/ level of gay
>>75235753
what?oh if you mean the reply to cara poster, me and him used to talk all the time...you know a thing called friendship. I talk to a lot of people on cum
if you mean the first part...thats true.
>>75235821
Wow. That really hurts kinda. What have I done to be called that again?

>>75235850

>implying you need to have sex to be straight

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I'm not gay.

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>>75235891

>>75235891
How can you know you're straight if you've never had sex? You don't know if you'd enjoy it.

I've seen the penis of two /cum/ posters ama

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>No new requests

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>>75235541
clinton = more of this

trump is better in every way and hopefully started something against big government, big media and unchecked immigration

people don't realize all of washington is against him

he was a rejection of the status quo and those in power don't want to lose it

>>75235917
Which posters?

>>75235917

Everyone has seen my penis here, not only you.

south dakota and the fag canadian were the anons whom you saw

Which one of you fuckers is There's a fish in my hair?

>>75234548
Cara posting is absolutely disgusting

>>75235938
45 million Americans live in poverty? what the fuck. It doesn't really seem like it

>>75235975
>fag canadian
Who?

>>75236030
"""Poverty"""

US definition of poverty is a fucking joke

>>75235975
South Dakota is the biggest fag here

my spotify is in english, japanese, mandarin, greenlandic, german, and french

>>75236030
Living in poverty means nothing really because a lot of them are in ass end of the south where the cost of living is incredibly low, but the poverty line stays the same. A lot of those people "living in poverty" probably live better than someone living in SF or NY.

>>75236103
and russian, forgot russian

masturbating

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>>75231323
Ten mile? Lmao milelets

>>75231734
is it at least all your house or just let's say two of the windows are yours?

>>75235462
Depends on what you mean by better. Apparently the government/recruiters for the army have a lot of loopholes/gimmicks and people will sign up for bonuses but never actually get them because they didn't do something or keep some paper. The army also tries to be more career-oriented and gimmicky).
But I really don't know anything about either (especially marines, I guess they're just badass and do army shit), and I'm just going off of what I hear some veterans say. There's also the army rangers (still part of the army), and that's probably similar to the marines.
>>75235500
there was one a few months ago

>>75235384
Soda is not cheaper than water, it's just fat Neets that the government likes to keep dependant while suckling taxes out of the actual working class

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I own a pair of light up shoes
AMA

deep down inside I secretly hate you weaboo faggots

>>75236238
Are you a member of the negroid race?

>>75236238
do you have a rollie backpack

>>75236238
why are you such a wigger

Soda is not cheaper than water in some poor countries where Coca Cola can take advantage of it's immense distribution power in locations where it's unprofitable to bottled water companies.

>>75236274
No
>>75236279
Of course
>>75236282
I'm not

>>75236282
Why are you such a qt

>>75235462
The army is full of angsty homosexuals while the marine core is full of extra chromosome retards that get off on the idea of dominating others.

sorry

*soda is cheaper than water in some...

>go to convenience store
>a bottle of faygo pop is 99 cents
>a bottle of water is $1.50

hmmm...

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>>75236030

>>75236324
Fuck, I need to join the muhreens

well, it looks like the left has all but destroyed fox news

they will have full control of the media very soon

>>75235962
think one was me heh

Shall be leaving the house now.
Later /cum/.

>>75236363
>73% of blacks are on welfare

jesus christ

>>75236320
idk :3

>>75236400
You don't like me tho

>>75236433
Thank Christ

>>75235384
>sweden is so thirdworld that their soda machines don't have water dispensers
>they also don't have fountains or tapwater

>>75236433
and this was the last time we ever heard from him

>>75236440
It says 39.6% right there....

>>75236398
Wasnt Fox intended to be the Right-wing alternative to the mainstream media at the time? I guess all those sex scandals didnt help.

>>75236450
>You don't like me tho
i just bully you, you're ok
i posted mine in the thread like 2 months ago when i went to the hospital

>>75236030
You've nevery explored the average American city or small town then. I met a guy recently at work who grew up in Washington state without running water or electricity.

>>75236538
I wasn't here then

>>75236499
no, blacks are 40% of total welfare recipients, 73% of blacks are on welfare
>>75236525
>sex scandals
*libel

>>75236162
VERY good post

the cariboo is the most powerful region in the world

>>75236525
>I guess all those sex scandals didnt help.
It's bullshit drummed up by the owner's lefty sons

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>>75236525
it was intended to not be full blown leftist propaganda

the sons are running fox news now so it will become CNN tier in a few years

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Stop talking about serious things.

>>75236525
Other networks have them too but they aren't nearly as hated so nobody wrecks them.

>>75236560
guess you missed out then bb
ask thurston to post my ball that homo has it saved

>>75236676
Why does everyone hate Thurston now

>>75236499
39.6% of welfare recipients are black, while 73% of blacks are on welfare. Considering that blacks make up around 16% of the population the math works out.

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>>75236668
kys homo

>big naked anime tits are still in the thread

nice

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>>75236612
>>75236715
S-Sorry I misread it

>>75236713
Who the fuck is thurston?

>>75236764
Dummy head

>>75236778
Get autism flags

>>75236525
It's pretty degenerate to be considered "conservative". Everything from Family guy, to the real oneals. The notion that there is an alternative is a joke, we lI've with two party system that feeds off of itself.

watching some friday the 13th game on stream

1 player is jason and 7 others have to try to escape him

Reminder that multy party systens just produces centrist mediocrity and failure

>>75236814
Nigga I'm OG I don't need no autism flags

>>75236852
True centrists think outside the box though. The party system in general is for low iq extremists that can't think about issues on an individual basis.
>Tfw radical centrist.png

>>75236852
can vouch for this

but i'd prefer it over leftists having complete control here

>>75236938
centrism = double think

>>75236938
>le library brain man.png
Stop it

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Thank god I found the good ones.

>>75237215
>>75237215
>>75237215
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