/asean/

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/balt/

Happenings edition

Martial Law edition.

>>75222887
No we don't. Besides, they're not local language but simply dialects

>>75223030
You in the meetup?

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I regret opening that gore post

>pinoy
>indons

Who's next?

>>75223078
I will scare the orge away

>>75223048
You don't have any local language or you just don't learn it?

>>75223062
definitely maybe

Post more happening gore pics pls

>>75223085
All of us

>>75223097
Yes i know its silly but i think too much about what other people might think about me... so from now on only whitey girl

>>75223085
Can't be M'lay because they are behind it.

Post more traps, Asean boipussy is the property of the White man.

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>>75223085
your heart

>>75223085
Certainly not Malaysia hehehe

>>75223140
We have local languages in Borneo and Orang Asli but their numbers are not big enough so we don't learn it. For the states in Peninsular Malaysia we just speak different dialect but still the same language.

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>>75223172

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princess of /asean/

>>75223252
>jinxing it

Malay-kun I don't want to see you get range banned again.

>>75223252
Is that a bad thing or good thing by having a single dominant native language?

I hope malaysia will be okay

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>>75223332
i would unironically pound the boipucci until it turns into a pussy

>>75223459
Nah, we're already internally fucked.

>>75223515
Malaysia is a ok country i've been there

>>75223515
Hyperbole

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>>75223332
Prince of /asean/

>getting scared because of a little gore
is this the final solution to our newfag problem?

I'm visiting singapore malaysia and thailand this summer so please dont start shit

>>75223618
>>75223632
>Foreigners thinking they know more about your country

Pls stop

Would a qts give a (You) or two please?

*looks into the mirror*

sorry... i can't fulfill your wish...

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>>75223506
Same here man. That is the anon who played with his dildo so he will be able to ride dick

>>75223744
*start shit*

>>75223332
My princess.

>>75223867
Where is the guy from singapore who keept posting his gaped butthole?

>>75223793
Welcome to /int/

>>75223945
Raped and killed by Bangla.

Guess mellaril is the next best thing.

>>75224071
I'd do the first part but not the second.
What's a Bangla?

>>75224071
Too bad i liked to follow how he was able to take bigger and bigger things up his ass

>>75223021
Saber a shit

>>75223945
That was Malay Chan

>>75224260
Saber is my ladyboy wife.

>>75223744
>>75223890

*start shit*

>>75224255
Bangladeshi

be bakahime

*eat shit*

>>75223890
>>75224391
*rubs your hand*

>>75224393
Oh. Those guys make my shirts.

>>75224446
It only happened once and I did not do it willingly

>>75223432
Bad.
>dying of local languages
>instead being dominant, it was gradually replaced by bahasa gaul (pencemaran bahasa) and eventually turned into fl*p-like language*
>*majority of cityshiet so proud of this

>>75224573
How much can you fit inside your ass?

>>75223793
>that spacing
>>>/r/r*dd*t/

>>75224573
>he actually did it
Can the Eternal Anglo get any more degenerate

Huh never knew they have Hooters in Jakarta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_S_S3SlKjE

Anyone unironically still muslim after browsing /pol/ for more than 1 year?

>>75224616
Are you the Indon in Malaysia?

>>75224766
itu semuanya godaan setan. cakapan manusia.
>>75224810
No.

>>75224643
I am not interested in anal with you

>>75224683
Stop it right now

>>75224745
Why does girl goes to Hooters?

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>>75224766
>after browsing /pol/ for more than 1 year
>browsing /pol/
>more than 1 year

>>75224891
Im.not gay you fucking fag im just currious about your asshole

>>75224929
To try out new things? Besides the girls there doesn't look sexy, perhaps because no fake boobs and small asian body

>>75225079
Bi-curious I see but I can only get aroused by fembois

>>75224766
I am. /pol/ are for babies. If you actually became a degenerate after browsing just for one year, your iman is weak.

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>>75223332
I want to go to the onsen with you!

>>75225079
Sounds pretty gay for me desu

>>75225109
Im not bi or anything i just want to know how your rectum streeching is going I find that stuff interesting

>>75225113
>>75224989
I stopped being muslim before browsing /pol/ and browsing /pol/ just made more convinced about Islam being a fucking cancer.

>dont believe in god
> degenerate

This is the problem.

>>75224766
Cuck

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>>75225221
That is gay

>>75225116
Men only zone

>>75225079
>>75225221
>genuinely interested with cowhime's arse.
...hen-tai, baka oyaji

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>>75225221
These are his selfies if you're interested

>>75224766
Pol is cancer shit for 9gager and redditor

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>tries to buy Finn flag
>out of stock
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75225363
What did he mean by this?

>>75225808
Just buy an American flag, nobody will notice the difference. I know I don't.

Why are there so few thais here?

Religion
Of
"""""""Peace"""""""

>>75225113
>You can post on 4chan
>Except /pol/

What did people using this IP range post on /pol/ to deserve that?

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>>75224766
>being muslim in the first place

>>75224258
Truly the Goatse of Asia.

>>75225239
if you're not denounced islam because of newfound humility where you finally accepted and aware of your ignorance you're probably cancer yourself.
the number one reason why religion is dangerous is because the followers are too arrogant to accept they probably will never be able uncover the great mysteries of the universe

>>75226215
>not being muslim
Are you a degenerate anon? Please tell me you aren't.

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Heh

>>75225982
Already have that in my collection.
>>75226039
afaik there's no genuine Thai posters on /int/ except on few occasions.
The Thai flag poster making threads are Bong sexpat.

>>75225808
Perkele

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>>75226557
such a nice guy

>>75226476
No.

>>75225391
He can pass as a pinoy.

fucking towelheads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Here's the "write your own plot" premises I posted last thread, this time coming with images.

>>75225391
Again....

>>75222989
good morning /asean/

>>75228123
asean are asleep
come again tomorrow

How do I become white?

The Religion of Peace™ strikes again

>>75230341
Depends on what quality of white you'e trying to be. If you're shooting for the top try to work on your creativity. If you don't have empathy for most mammals start with dogs. The secret to dogs is they have the eyes of a white man.

Also be ridiculously sectarian over irrelevant shit and put trust in people whenever possible. You should always want to make friends with people of other races and feel personally insulted when they aren't interested.

>>75229006
I'd like to keep it open until they will reply what they think of my premises.

sleepy sleepy wagekeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRUlJ5MnpWw
peaceful malaysian strikes again

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>>75233288
By the sheer incompetency of this attack I can safely say that not one Malaysian is involved in this attack, same goes for Jakarta attack previously.

If Malaysian is involved, the scale would be like Bali bombing. Even the recent attack on Marawi, I suspect at least 2 Malaysians are behind it, because without Malaysians giving them the leadership and planning, those Filipinos would just continue aimlessly kidnapping and asking for ransoms without any clear objective like they used to.

>>75233670
the bomber apparently inspired by terrorist attack at ariana grande concer
hohoho

I want a chinese gf :(

>>75234011
And it's not like the place is heavily secured or of strategic importance. Nigga just leave a large bag with 12 pressure cooker bomb at Central Jakarta station and set a timer. But I guess these guys didn't even google how to make a timer. You can make the easiest one by using analog clock or configure the casio digital clock.

>>75234302
t. abu ashraf al malaysia bin kho ping tan
i report your post to indon police

>>75234484
Do you want to learn how to make a powerful bomb that can destroy a whole building just using soap?

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>>75234724
uuuhhhh so this is how the malaysians terrorist brainwashes indon teenagers

>>75231054
is that roti sange?

>>75235105
Roti telur (roti canai with egg inside). Below average taste, but they're the only restaurant that open 24/7 besides fast food.

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selamat pagi

>>75237634
pagi!
who's getting ready for work here?

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>"The chinese are the natural prey for the malays, no excuse to not kill your chingchong neighbor as they are the jews of asia"~Najib" Marry a chink and ill make you think" Tun Razak, current Optimus Prime Minister of MALAysia

>>75238754
It's holiday here mang.

>>75240485
cuti apa gan? cuti emergency sbb kena bomb? wkkwkwkwkwk

>>75239946
Praise Jibby!

>>75241000
The calendar is red, don't know about the details but I'm just too happy to oblige.

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>>75241154
Christ is King my brethren

>>75242797
So Malaysia don't celebrate the birth of Frederik Ezekilel de Jesus (pbuh) ?

>>75242958
Wait that was Christmas, what does ascension mean?

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missed me /asean/?

>>75243282
Old and busted

>>75242958
>misspelling my name
0/10

>>75224766
my iman increased because i dont want to be stupid like them

>>75243443
That's the most messianic name I can imagine, either you'll be the savior of pinoy or you'll be the first name in the list of ISIS shooting targets.

>>75243598
Dude, my surname is a fairly common surname over here. It's even the surname of the main character of a teleserye airing right now on ABS-CBN.

Is Jakarta bombing is coincidental with Manchester and recent ISIS fight in Philippines? Also why those attacks are near the Ascension day? Really blinks my disk drive t b h. Is islam a religion of peace?

>>75230636
Want my honest reply? Fuck off /soc/ shit.

>>75243883
Don't be r00d.

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First thing in the morning and boss wants to see me. He wants to send me to temporary position either to Cambodia or Laos for at least six months, max a year.

Apparently I was nominated by the qts and cause I'm single.

Damnit.

Why is Sunway Pyramid a meme here?

>>75244382
Can you decline?

>Laos
Paging Misaofan

>>75244382
why do you need jobs when you have oil? sound suspicious t.bh

>>75244382
HAHAHAHAHAHA that's what you get for believing those succubi.
Just pick Laos to make Frenchie happy desu. Also, lets say hasta la vista to Fatin.

>>75244445
Yes but the allowance money is tempting.
>>75244445
>>75244462
>>75244452
But it's still tentative so there's hope it might not go through.

>>75243846
Have no idea whether it is a coincidence or not.
>Is Islam the religion of peace?
Depends on what you would define peace. If your standard of peace is the modern western ideology than probably no.
Islam has its own values of peace. If you're into it, it'll make you feel better.
I actually feel more inner peace and calm once I started learning the stricter (salafi) kind of Islam, rather than the "moderate" one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austronesian%E2%80%93Ongan_languages

I think that there's a chance that Austronesians get through these islands on the way to Madagascar and give these ooga boogas some loanwords.

>>75244821
We

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNeVX62MDsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nmYOQIidqo
I still find these videos creepy.

masuk angin nih gans
kentut terus dari tadi

>>75244851
are

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>>75244851
WUZ EVERYWHERE AND SHIETZ.

There's even an Austronesian language spoken in Myanmar.

>>75243846
Yes they usually do it before ramadan

>>75244976
minum tolak angin

>>75245012
The true KANGZ

>>75243883
Bullying an aspie sure is satisfying huh? Tough guy :^)

Life is like a boat traveling through a river.
You may get stranded, wiped out.
In the end you will arrive at the ocean and screaming for others to help. No one could help but your good deed, zakat/donation and dua from your loved one.

braaapppp

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>>75224766
>browsing /pol/

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>>75245996
stay strong mahal-chan

>flunked the UP LAE
>family is still insistent on me taking up law
>not supportive at all of my plans to become an academic
>doesn't want me to take up a master's degree because "it's in Manila" but has no problems with me taking up law in Manila
>missed the masteral entrance exam so I can't apply again until next semester
>family gives me all kinds of excuses for me to get into law school
>family tells me if I take up law (expensive) they will pay for it, but if I take up anything else I'm on my own
I don't know what to do. I'm close to becoming a NEET, but I want to pursue my dreams and it's frustrating to see my family isn't supportive of my plans. Sometimes I think that maybe I should take up law just to make them happy but I really don't think law is for me.

>>75246177
please don't be a teacher,I don't want my kid anywhere near your pedo face

>>75246237
Not necessarily a teacher, I could go into foreign service or work at a cultural office. I'm into those kinds of things.

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>>75246177
>>75246177

>>75245990
You think I feel like a better person when I do this? This is a sincere post of mine on an anonymous imageboard. I simply don't enjoy her posts and I'll tell her to fuck off when I want to just like any other poster. Just because she's an aspie doesn't mean she's free from criticism. This is an anonymous image board fuck off with your 'no hurtie the aspie with bad postie'.

Is it lit in the Philippines?

>CebPac will suspend all but one of their Middle East flights
Huh? I thought they were doing fine there, particularly with their Dubai route.

Meet up soon.

>>75244382
>Cambodia
>Laos
My condolences

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>>75247040
ATTN all flips:

Meet up @ the mall pls

>>75247055
Cambodia isn't too shit, is it? Phnom Penh doesn't look bad.

>>75247091
>text scares
These were never funny.

>>75247174
Buy me goodies @ Trinoma, Attorney Neet-chan.

How tall are we? In American preferably.

>>75247614
Bigger than a breadbox

>>75247103
Are you the kinh who lives in the rural areas of Vietnam?

>>75247091
>Bombing Malls
what is this the 90's?

>>75245996
Very good akhi

>>75247636
Yes it's meme, and there're many other guys like me here I believe.

>>75247731
*me

Fugg it's orge.

>>75247055
>>75247636
Are you a sex tourist?

>>75247091
>bombing Malls
>Not bombing train stations or crowded bus
No wonder Muslims are a failure here

>>75242797
haleluya and walaikum salam

>>75244976
only smart people drink tolak angin, orang goblok minum antangin

>>75247649
>>75247837
why don't they just bomb churches? real ones i mean, not protestant makeshift "churches"

>>75246579
>This is an anonymous image board fuck off with your 'no hurtie the aspie with bad postie'.
No :^)

>>75247731
Whats your thoughts on the vietnamese boat people in cambodia
>>75247831
not a sex tourist.

>>75246177
>goes to UPD for law school
>not ADMU

Your family already fucked up.

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>Hey Anon, why are we leaving?
>I'm having so much fun spending time with you
>What bomb? You haven't even told me what you do for a living
>Big guy? I know Anon you're big in the right places
>C'mon now Anon, sit here with me

https://www.youtube.com/feed/trending?gl=MY
why are there a lot of wachingchongchingchong videos trending on youtube melaisie?

>be me
>eating lunch with 1 male 1 female friend
>order drink
>it arrives
>female friend straight up use her straw to taste it without asking me
>pretend like nothing happened
is this indirect kiss
should I just pretend like its normal

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mfw this post is posted from a phone xd

PRRD: He is not stable, Mr president, as he keeps on smiling when he explodes a rocket. He even has gone against China which is the last country he should rebuke. But it seems from his face he is laughing always and theres as dangerous toy in his hands which could create so much agony and suffering for all mankind

POTUS: Well, he has got the powder but he doesn't have the delivery system. All his rockets are crashing. That's the good news. But eventually when he ges that delivery system ... What do you think about China? Does China have power over him?

PRRD: Yes at the end of the day, the last card, the ace has to be With China. Its only China. He is playing with his bombs. his toys and from the looks of it, his mind is not working well and he might just go crazy one moment. China should make a last ditch effort to him tell to lay off. China will play a very important role there.

POTUS: We have a lot of firepower over there. We have two submarines — the best in the world — we have two nuclear submarines — not that we want to use them at all. I've never seen anything like they are but we don't have to use this but he could be crazy so we will see what happens.

>>75248738
Fake transcript from Dutiti's propaganda corps.

>>75248489
She sucked million cocks. So indirect cock sharing.

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HELP
Im leaving for another country tomorrow
Should I convert USD -> Peso -> yen due to their jewery
or convert $ -> yen at jap airport

>>75248935
The latter

>>75248955
thanks

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>>75223332
Who the fuck is this faggot? I disappear for a few days and this fucking face gets posted every goddamn time. What the fuck. This isn't even halal ffs

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https://exhentai.org/g/1065317/e749539d2a/
https://exhentai.org/g/1064482/0018a0504e/

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>>75248857
no bully pls ive known her for 5 years and she looks like taeyeon from snsd except chinkier
everytime theres an event she always wants me to be there but I cant tell if its a sign

>>75249016
Are you literally sperging over such an event? Don't get your hopes up just yet faggot, this is common for anyone who are comfortable with each other. If you're in your 20s shes probably a bitch who wants the D for various reasons, you may come from a gud family or some shit. If you're underage 5 years is already a long time to be comfortable with friends also get out.

>>75248822
It came from Washington.

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>>75248857
>>75249016
Yes but no one cares about indirect kiss except autistic japs.
When tasting drink, both me and my friend always use the same straw. Like for example she tastes my drink with using my straw and I taste her drink with using her straw. It's normal.

>>75248738
I like how even if you don't elaborate you'll still know it's the POTUS due to how he talks. kek

>>75248738
POTUS: I hope China solves the problem. They really have the means because a great degree of their stuff come through China. They are doing certain things, like not accepting calls. But if China doesn't do it, we will do it

PRRD: I will try to make a call to President Xi Jinping and I will try to tell him that if we will remain to be peaceful, China has the card. The other option is a nuclear blast which is not good for everybody.

POTUS: You can tell him I am counting on him. I have a very good relationship with him. I had him in Florida for two days and got to know him well. He is a good guy.

PRRD: I will do that. I will call his Ambassador here and will make an appointment to call him. It will be good if you can keep on the pressure on Kim but actually we are all worried as we are all are within the striking distance of his rockets. We are all afraid

POTUS: We can't let a madman with nuclear weapons let on the loose like that. We have a lot of firepower, more than he has, times 20 but we don't want to use it. You will be in good shape

PRRD: We believe it, we know it all along. I will try to make a call tmrw to China

POTUS: Pls call China and tell them we are all counting on China. Tell the President - we became friends for two days - he was great.

On another subject, I am coming to see you I guess sometime

PRRD: November hopefully, we will be happy to see you

>>75249016
Post pic then

>>75249016
More redflags then. Avoid at all cost.
>>75249207
>exchanging saliva from someone else who might hide their mouth infections. Not to mention the traces of someone's cum and cock that already visit the host's mouth for trillionth times.

Finally
Mr. Chang bought a new cofee maker. I dont have to spend money on coffee to wagedslave anymore

>>75224766
>Browsing /pol/
Are underage or what?

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>>75249445
>>75248738
Crappler will soon be dead

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used faceapp, am I a pretty girl?

>>75246579
Why do you have to be so rude? Did someone hurt you in real life?

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What do ASEANS think about this meal deal?

>>75250266
Doesn't look like a proper SEA girl

>>75249445
>>75248738
I was happy to see this

Western Media is so full of cockroach liberals and west-destroying jews that i'm happy at least our president is real.

These shitheads in USA and Europe don't feel bad at all about telling phillipines how to act or what to do. Then a second later they will tell you how it's wrong to interfere in mudslime communities that breed terrorism.

I fully support Duterte and Phillipines democracy.

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>>75250402
>meal
God, so that is what freedom in a bucket looks like.

>>75246579
Did you only read my webcaming-related posts or something? I love to talk anime and manga here and previously Laos (in which I plan to occasionally mention every week).

>>75248964
its this animu posters' face
>>75248661
pretty cute huh? RM60/hour, premium boipucci

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>>75248178
where dis from, girl has big tiddies
>>75250402
looks good, about the same price for a bucket of kfc chicken here. then again I don't know how much a bucket weighs cause I'm not a fatass
>not asean grill
that's a compliment, right?

>>75250616
Does Philippines food suck? Practically no PH restaurants in USA but other SEA have tons.

>>75250435
as much as I don't like the poorfag dutdut supporters, he was still democratically elected and I accept dat nigga as my president. I actually like his strong-arming cept for the drug killings cause muh weed
>>75250520
frenchie honestly just ignore, shouldn't get affected by everyone who doesn't like you

>>75250655
eh only phil restaurant I know for sure is jollibee and they have okay chicken and spaghetti, but their burgers suck
Thankfully we've been so westernized that we get a lot of that good american food

>>75250188
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN18K15Y

>>75248178
someone tell me who this girl is so I can stalk

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>>75250435
Kek
Tell that to China

>>75250655
Because filipino cuisine doesn't exist.
Its just a mix of things from China, Japan, America and Spain. Basically all countries that either fucked us or have huge immigrant populations in here like China.

>>75250707
I unironically like trump and how he likes to emphasize things by saying it twice, and how a lot of his things are the best in the world
Good president, would accept him as the God-Emperor

Anyone can make trap short stories? I'm suck at writing stories.
Characters would be
-bakahime/sakurahime
-flipbong
-(please add, max another 2 chars)
-faceless guy to ravange their boipussies
-make some backstories for them
-dialog style format so I could fit them in VN. (will draw their avatars as well)
-lewds are allowed, no xxx (despite the boipussy mentioned)

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>>75250743

>>75250818
Forgot to mention, the word counts must be less than 1000 words

>>75250745
What is pagpag : ^ )

>>75250818
Maybe Frenchie can make some fanfic about ERPing faggots here

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>>75250828
Kek, is that the damage control version
China is already threatening us according to him

>>75250435
The priority should still be dealing with the threat of Chinese encroachment, and the US can help with that.

Only thing that bothered me about the conversation was Duterte's overly flattering tone when speaking about the Chinese, but eh. The man jerks off to China, we already knew that.

>>75250756
They both really comes across as delusional and demagogues, Ill give them that
At least trump has the military to Back it up

>>75251019
I like crazy people, shakes shit up

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I really should buy a phone camera and stop being a cheapfag
Tfw saw a white van with so many jewish stars around visayas ave it's like taunting the goy that i am.

>>75251312
Or for our case shits it up
Lols

>>75251446
Maybe they're there to prove that Bisayans are one of the twelve lost tribes of Israel?

https://biblicisminstitute.wordpress.com/tag/filipino-israelites/

>>75250922
If Chyna is threatening us, why is he still sucking up to them?

Why are we borrowing billions from them?

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Dear Malaysian bro, how much is the proper salary for mobile (iOS) developer in Malay?

I did apply to one company there, and being asked for expected salary.

>>75252576
I'm a senior developer btw

>>75252609
I don't know, how much do you earn in Indonesia?

>>75251916
Because that's what china wants us to be, their vassal state in debt and more reliant to them

So by the time they drill our oil we shut up

>>75252576
3-4k Rm

>>75252576
3 - 5 k.

>>75252576
Make your own girlfriend simulator very big market

>>75248433
BASED NAMEWEE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPZWM8Wd0fs

Who here use hitler salute when hailing a jeep or taxi?

>>75254374
good idea, was too retarded to think of that
will now hitler salute public transpo

>>75254348
Pisang goreng is Indonesian OC btw.

>>75254429
I giggle like a little girl when multiple people does it in a line in bus stops

How the ever loving fuck do you fucking pass call center interviews? It seems that having decent english skill just isn't enough to get the shitjob. This was the situation in my very first interview and it just had to be a customer service simulation of all things.

>HR (female): okay, so we would be conducting a customer service simulation to test your capabilities

>me: (what the fuck nibba, isn't this just supposed to be some regular introductions n shiet) okay ma'am

>HR: I would be the customer who ordered a bouquet of roses that's meant to arrive at 10 am. The current time is 12 pm and it has yet to arrive. Are you ready?

>me: understood, please begin. (what kind of shitter orders flowers at 10am anyway how stupid)

>HR: <ring ring>

>me: Good afternoon ma'am, how may I help you today?

>HR: The bouquet of roses that I ordered last 10 am has yet to arrive, it's already 12 pm you're already 2 hours late. What do you plan to do about this?

>me: I'm very sorry to hear that ma'am. Please give me the details of your current address so I can check the order lists.

>HR: Mandaluyong City

>me: (I said give me your current fucking address I am going to rip your asshole I swear to god) okay ma'am, it seems that you really had an order here. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience that we may have caused you, the company makes mistakes sometimes. You are exactly 1 hour away from our company and we can deliver the flowers at 1:30 pm, is that fine with our dearest customer?

>HR: I've made the order since 2 weeks ago, isn't that too much already? I think I'm going to buy a bouquet from another company

>me: (what the, you're clearly cheating with me bitch who the hell would wait for some shitty plant to arrive for 2 weeks) uhhm... <pauses for a while> would you like to file an official complaint to our company? Please submit your complaint to our website online.

>HR: okay, I've decided to just buy from the other company. Goodbye

What could I have done here?

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>>75254488

>>75254887
Suck it up. You will deal with a lot worse.

>>75254887
Wow your blog post fills the whole screen!

>>75254488
Nope. /asean/ never grow wheats for the batter. It's Indian OC.

Why are flips so loud?

I'm craving ketoprak for dinner, What are you guys going to get for dinner?

>>75255205

fuck you cumskin

>>75255578
What's the difference between ketoprak and ketabrak mobil

>>75255690
It's like they don't even care, they just talk as loud as they can in their own language that nobody can understand

>>75255727
ANO DAW

>>75255578
Gonna have martabak keju today.

>>75255690
>Canadian flag
>white

you have so much to learn

>>75249458

>>75255727
PUTANG INA! EDI WOW?

>>75255727

tarantado kang tamod ka

>>75255756
don't even get me started on how they laugh. When they laugh they laugh at the top of their lungs, and I can hear them with the door closed when I try to write an exam. They don't even care about other people around them. I don't even think they're able to, it's like that part of their brain is missing in flips

SIR STOP MAKING PUN OP ME PLIS

>>75255756
>>75255808
>>75255817
They sound like subbed anime characters yelling

>>75255846
share puns pls

Today was a good day /asean/ I got commended for my French, apparently I sound natural :)

>>75255715
ngelawak gan?

I fucking hate flips and I wish they would die

chinese gf please

Why with the sudden /cum/ invasion?

there is a malasian anime on tv
wkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

>>75256159
Title

>>75256182
7 satria

Rain

>>75256149
cause ISIS habbening

>>75256197
I heard somewhere that Gonzo assisted in the production, right?

pengen ngentot gan

>>75256420
don't know but it looks like shit
upin ipin is miles better

>>75256464
Never trust nips to make your own anime

>>75256723
Never trust flips to be the opposite gender

Raining + driveposting is a bad idea.
I never learn.

Hey indos, how are you on 4chan? VPN? When I was in Indonesia it was blocked everywhere.

>>75256937
mau tau aja apa mau tau banget?
emmm kasih tau nggak ya?

>>75256937
We use a super secret program and haxxing skill meneer.

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>>75222989
Please use this for the next OP image.

>>75256937
Black magic

>>75254887
>I give you bouquet free of charge!

Any1 want to join me remove isis scum in insurgency? Only revolvers allowed ;;;;pppp

It's raining hard, mga puta.

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>>75257698
We give them too much credit

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>>75257452
I'm gonna bomb the shit out of Manila, just wait and see you subhuman peenoise

Peenoise and indogs are stupid niggers regardless of their religion, that's why they always failed and they're gonna need Malaysian to lead them while them being only pawns in our greater plan for the future

>>75257779
I smell a big conspiracy desu, thse "terrorists" are ptobably just narco idiots they gave guns so it gives them just cause to declare msrtial law. But i dont know much about what is happening so whatever

>>75258065
Nah, that seems too farfetched. It's actually true that there are ISIS sympathizers in Mindanao, and their numbers have been growing for quite a while.

>>75258277
Allegedly one of their leaders wanted medical attention that's why they storm the city
They caught the AFP off guard.

But still its so convinet.

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>>75257060
>Want to know what you want to know really?
Emmm love ya?

wut

>>75256937
Install dnscrypt. Then execute this command:
dnscrypt-proxy --resolver-address=208.67.220.220:443 --provider-name=2.dnscrypt-cert.opendns.com --provider-key=B735:1140:206F:225D:3E2B:D822:D7FD:691E:A1C3:3CC8:D666:8D0C:BE04:BFAB:CA43:FB79 --tcp-only
After that, make sure to use 127.0.0.1 as your DNS provider. Search for dns resolver.csv for more resolvers and information.

>>75256937
Hi :3

>>75252576
What does it take to become senior developer?

>>75258725
Hello Om Hacker.
Why don't just use yandex browser

>>75258725
Wah makasih gan! Ane dari kaskus.com dan /r/Indonesia, selama ini ane bingung gimana caranya bisa posting di situs 4chan. Baru tau caranya sekarang! wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

>>75258725
Yea I'm back now, if you didn't see my flag. Plus I don't know how this would work on mobile.

But everybody here has to do some sort of trickery to get on 4chan?

>>75258882
Your flag looks strange t-b-h
It has blue on it

>>75258882
You need rooted phone for that, if you're on PC just use simple dnscrypt. But sometimes, some routers and network switch only provide you IPv6 connection, to over come that simply add --local-address=::1 in the command line and set your IPv6 DNS provider to ::1 and ::2

>>75254887

you just have to memorize some call center standard responses and you're good to go actually

>>75258882
Use any dns changer on PlayStore and switch to OpenDNS.
It works with web 4chan but not Clover

>>75258917
Our flag looks better desu

Stop talking about flags and Marawi and move to the new thread
>>75259575