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Anime

coop food is just as good as tescos imo

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>>75219153
>tfw blue eyed white male but poor, friendless and KHV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzAwro8M90 weak feeble Europeans edition

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what are tim's thoughts on yanks

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The so called jeee efff

>>75219512
>tfw brown eyes
A-At least I'm 6'1

the former colonies of britain should become one country rate my idea

>>75219454
cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions, pulled pork, bacon and sriracha mayo

>>75219512
How can you never even hug a girl? Beginning to think this is a gimmick of sorts

had sex dreams every day this week so far

need to go out for food but it's too sunny

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tonight's 'zas

>>75219521
he wants to leave Shitain and move here

how to join IS

>>75219482
>5'7
maybe if girls didn't wear heels
5'10 is the smallest acceptable

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me (bottom row second from left) and the lads

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>>75219529
>tfw 5'10

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How do hispanic leftists reconcile the fact that they are part white and that they wouldn't exist without european colonization?

>father has deep blue Aryan eyes
>mother deep green eyes

>I ended up with mongrelised greenish hazelish brownish eyes

Life is suffering

>>75219562
fat cunt

>>75219582
me bottom row on the right

>>75219538
>cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions
yes yes yes, all good
>pulled pork, bacon and sriracha mayo
but then you went full reddit

>>75219528
>roast
don't know why yank terminology angers me so

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Just saw a picture of 2 of me mates from primary who are still best friends. The 3 of us were the el dude brothers but I've become a nerd if you will while they're out banging sheilas at the club

>>75219587
how do american leftists?

>>75219572
Ahh yes memes. My best mate is 5'7 and has a hot gf. He doesn't care if she's taller in heels because he's not an insecure runt such as yourself

There's a lid for every pot lad

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anime

>>75219528
jesus fucken christ that is one of the best girls i have even seen
how much is one of those?

>>75219562
Nice, I'd eat them.

>>75219550
because I've never been friends with one, they always seem to dislike me and I lack confidence? dunno what you find so hard to believe

god it's SO FUCKING WARM

>>75219587
don't know or care

going to go library and go shop

almost never see any english people with brown eyes

pretty much everyone (inc me) has /blue/green/grey

girls care more about the size of your eyes over colour. i get quite a few compliments on how big and sparkly mine are. maybe certain colours reflect the light more?

>>75219602
>food is reddit

utter spanner

GOOD thread >>>/pol/126882702

>>75219634
Don't believe this for a second, do you have some sort of condition?

>>75219645
This desu I cut my eyelids out and now girls are all over me

>>75219582
you're ugly af

>>75219645
alri anime lad

>>75219645
>big eyes
feminine, you're like a puppy to them

why hasn't arianna grande been arrested

>>75219644
really? i see brown eyes everywhere. green eyes are very rare.

>>75219645
I think eyebrows play a part, thick defined eyebrows can really bring out eyes and shape the face nicely. Sadly I don't have very thick eyebrows.

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Macau looks comfy desu

the most powerful of the english peoples have brown eyes

>>75219618
He probably gets cucked lad

I like trap music n designing funky garms oh n i can probably roll better than you, safe x

>>75219664
Reddit

the rankings go
1. blue eyes, dark hair
2. blue eyes, light hair
3. green eyes, dark hair
4. brown eyes, light hair
5. green eyes, light hair
6. brown eyes, dark hair

>>75219685
>tfw naturally have those thick shaped eyebrows that girls all mimic
Always get complimented on them haha x

no blond blue eyed person ever did anything worthy

>>75219587
I don't think their goal is to go back in time

>>75219692
Literally just Hong Kong but poorer and Portuguese

can't believe that spacker actually thinks girls like big eyes

dikkeddd...

>>75219729
I had a girl ask me once if I pluck my eyebrows (I don't), apparently they're shapely nicely lel

dreading walking home, going to sweat me nuts off in my trenchcoat

>>75219725
I can get behind this, blue eyes and brown hair is hot. Sadly I have brown eyes and brown hair.

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rate the gf lads

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the lads

>>75219756
had this happen

except it wasn't a girl, it was my mates and they were taking the piss out of my thin eyebrows

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>tfw brown hair and brown eyes

>>75219795
no no you're mistaken, that's MY gf

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obligatory

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any runts need heeming?

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Question for any normies with Tinder: how do you decide which pictures to put on?

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>>75219725
think my colour is an 18

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>>75219805
>one chance at life
>fuck up this badly

i have blue eyes but nobody ever notices because my eyelids barely open

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>>75219805
Own it lad, we're the real master race.

>>75219854
alri bizarro-chink

>>75219838
one selfie, one with friends, one doing an activity, one oc pepe

>>75219801
mine are medium size and sharply defined :3

>>75219854
Stop smoking weed

>>75219805
it's the worst when you family members have clear eyes

>>75219852
but he's a brownie too

well i gave it a go, but i just don't think those posts came off the way i'd planned

>>75219852
>posts a based brown eyed brown haired stud
Ironic chap

>>75219725
1. blue eyes, pink hair
2. blue eyes, white hair
3. brown eyes, brown hair
4. yellow eyes, red hair
5. orange eyes, blue hair
6. orange eyes, orange hair
7. blue eyes, black hair
8. yellow eyes, blue hair
9. yellow eyes, blonde

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>>75219725
>1. blue eyes, dark hair
>2. blue eyes, light hair

>tfw hair switches between the two over the course of the year depending on sunlight received
>tfw different coloured streaks in my hair

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>make one post
>it dominates the new thread

>>75219838
I've just got pics of me doing cool shit

clubbing, travelling, sitting on a lion statue etc

pizza update: peng

>>75219892
never even seen weed in my life

ANy law lads help me out?

If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?

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>>75219932
the eternal hibernian strikes again

>>75219932
Getting to know everyones eye and hair colour is cute x

Deciding On Living Room Window Status: Pros And Cons Of Opening The Window

Pros:
Cool breeze wafting in
Smells (eg. farts) disperse more efficiently
Pleasant sound of birds and general ambient noise from outside


Cons:
Bees get in
Chatty slags in garden next door can hear me fart

>tfw could never start tinder because all my decent photos are with my gf

>>75219962
got bigger problems than law mate with that disgrace of a post

learn english you fucking cunt

>>75219972
post hair and eyes xx

>>75219991
bees are nice

>>75219725
I wish my hair were darker to be honest, it's just reddish enough that I can't really call it dark

>>75219962
no

considering reviving my "don't open your windows in summer" gimmick from last year, it was well received at the time

>>75219996
if you have had a gf it's all the way easier to get a new one

summer

pros:
girls wear flip flops so i can see their feet

cons:
no tights
i like wearing a jumper

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Fact: Attractive people can only be brown eyed and brown haired.

>>75219991
its probably only a couple bees a day lad, give it a chance

>>75220054
Fact: cartoons aren't people

going to put the vodka in the freezer lads

should be nice and chilly by 4pm

love fridays, me

>>75219991
*Bees, get in!

>>75220053
excellent post

>>75220054
untrue and racist

Brown eyed and brown haired europeans are the most intelligent people in the world, it's scietifically proven

One of the problems with communism is that people are not inherently equal in skill, education, and intelligence

anyone noticed that rorke coffin dodgers have some really strange priorities on what they care about?

seems like the mongs care more about having a blue passport, buying apples in pounds/ounces, bendy bananas and people getting trophies for participation than they do about immigration or islam

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''''e

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>>75220007
bit cheeky

>>75220053
but no tights is good cause you get to see if people actually have good skin

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Rate the 'yes

>>75220024
>>75220062
>"let the bees in there's no danger"
>get stung
>"oh that was just a radicalised bee, they're a tiny minority, you can't judge all bees by that one example, that's not even a real bee"
Not on my watch.

love how the moment any sun whatsoever comes out, all the fit girls INSTANTLY strip down to thin and revealing summer clothes

makes my willy very happy... and ANGRY, VERY ANGRY WILLY, but happy iwlly

>>75220144
'no

>>75220083
They represent the ideal woman, blame evolution not me

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>>75220127
Satanichia's feet

>>75220159
NOT a Deano, just handsome, simple as

>>75220130
are you an abo

post fit slags

NOW

has anyone else noticed that wasps aren't really a massive problem anymore?

I remember constantly being fucking surrounded by wasps whenever I tried to eat food outside in the summer, but for the past few years they just haven't been around

interesting, no? NO????

>>75220149
>radicalised bee
funny post

>>75220183
you twat, I was saying no

>>75219582
>hand tattoo

I don't mind tattoos but if you get one that you can't fucking cover with sleeves or trousers then you're a bellend.

Face, neck and hands are absolutely haram.

fact: anybody who likes anime is a loser

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Rate my eye, lads

>>75220208
You're the twat here with your misplaced '

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>>75220196

>>75220222
Fact: you were one digit of sextuplets

>>75220194
Tanned because I work in the blistering sun down here. But yeah nah I do look a bit Abo. Bum is pale as though

>>75220222
what about dragon ball series

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>>75220196

>>75220144
are you ok mate? you look ten minutes away from suicide

JUST tier 2bh

>>75220244
nonce

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>>75220196

>>75220201
Yes. But that's because I've moved house. Where I used to live my garden wall was a fucking mess of wasp nests all summer.

>>75220262
I just work a lot so i don't sleep enough haha

>you're wrong
>why
>NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU, READ A BOOK

getting bored of internet """""debate""""""

>>75220283
why didn't you buy a can of some flammable aerosol and just go ape on them

>>75220278
me on the left with the wrinkly sack

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>>75220278

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>>75220127
Please ask for permission next time you post my wife, thanks.

>>75220254
That's the most cringy one, because it permeates into the normies category. You STILL watch the same cartoon you did when you were 10 years old? Grow the fuck up and move on to more mature things

>bbbbut it has fists and blood

I have a friend who lifts weights and is always talking about DBZ. It's painfully obvious he's trying to overcompensate for something

That show is lame as fuck

>>75220278
Why are women such whores?

>>75220335
because men are pathetic and can't control them

>>75220335
they are not to me

>>75220335
Everyone loves sex you virgin

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Post 10/10 goddesses

>>75220335
Don't see blokes posting this hogwash

5'7 and have a 10/10 gf

tall runts have to compensate for their ugly mugs

>>75220377
#ownworstenemies

>>75220376
need detailed pictures of her feet in order to pass judgement

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>>75220332
Would like to rub my willy on your wife's feet tbqhwyl

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i knew africans were a different species

>>75220376
Her schnitties seem a bit saggy. Also her body doesn't seem to have that beautiful hour glass shape. Could be wrong, post more pics

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>>75220376
the wifey

>>75220130
>>75220144
*hands you both a tissue*

>>75218876
>>75218876
>>75218876

>>75220415
this
can't abide a woman with haggard feet

what incited the london riots?

must have been like 50 little girls dead, and a few nuns for good measure

>>75220303
I tried all sorts, they just seemed to come back every time even after I poured petrol into one of the nests and set it on fire.

Noisy twat starlings in the loft there too that I could never stop getting in. I hope the idiots who bought the house enjoy all the wildlife desu.

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we must liberate the women of the middle east

urgently

Keeo getting this one weird black hair growing on my shoulder

>>75220453
the feds

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>Listening to Vietnam War era music
>You will never patrol the jungle with the boys
Feels bad lads

>>75220470
we would have if it wasn't for the CIA

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>>75220426
same one

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*knock knock*

I know you're in there, anon. Come and throw some bacon at the mosque with me.

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>>75220332

>>75220486
this is american shit

just matched with a hot 22 year old

now only if i wasn't a NEET so i could actually take advantage hahahaha

>>75220492
oh yeah the one thing Vietnam is famous for is how much of a great time the soldiers had

it was like a holiday camp

>>75220492
if you join the ffl you can still do it
then again you probably pathetic lardie

>>75220335
because they like sex just like men

>>75220529
i can guarantee that vietnam was a better experience for the soldiers than a week's stay at butlins

need to go shopping but can't be arsed

business idea of a lifetime: /brit/ makes its own bitcoin, (/brit/coin), we all pump 1000 pounds into it so the price inflates and /biz/ gets on board, then when it gets high enough we all dump before it crashes

>>75220492
Sign up a as mercenary in the DRC.

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Can't handle the heat

>>75220536
The French Foreign Legion? How do you suppose I do that mister smarty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRtWFa8seUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1-cF8KdTXU

are blue eyes and blond hair a sign of racial purity?

wish my mum was proud of me haha

hmm

>>75220470
>Have son
>Goes full Rasheed
>Allahu Ackbars you in the sitting room

>>75220592
nice chebs

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>>75220592
Gross.

>>75220622
foy

I have the gf's parents on snapchat

>>75220492
>it ain't me starts playing

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>>75220590
Better yet, liberate Rhodesia

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>>75220628
>rebound
>cut-out
Why can't they understand true love?

>American democratically elects their next president
>Massive protests. Rioting in the streets.

>22 people murdered
>Pretend it didn't happen

chirping

is there a plural form of "remote control"?

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>>75220376

don't think there's anything on this planet more bent than anime

I'd literally rather suck 10 big veiny cocks to completion AND swallow the hot cum than watch one nanosecond of that fucking nonce anime shit

>>75220492
go home gi

>>75220492
>playing rising storm 2
>start playing it ain't me and everyone goes crazy

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>>75220641
bit bent

>>75220599
sure, if by racial purity you mean inbreeding within a small subgroup of people with mutant genes

>>75220679
remote controls

>>75220524
nah senpai its london slang innit

never heard of 'the great game' until that reddit video a week ago

hm

http://www.arte.tv/en/videos/071437-009-A/europe-s-first-gay-imam

if humans evolved from monkeys then why are monkeys still around?

can't think of any other species where its ancestral species is still around and didn't evolve

>>75220699
Can't wait for it to be released, the beat was fun as

remote controlii

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>>75220679
megatron

>>75220691
Just admit you're gay.

>>75220679
swipers

>>75220723
Kek

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>liberate Rhodesia

>>75220731
people may respond seriously to this shitty bait

>>75220706
its that simple? controls sounds so awkward

>>75220731
my dad always asks me how you can get a pomeranian from a wolf

>>75220731
amazing to think that a lot of religious people actually think this is an argument

>>75220666
Don't think that would be as fun desu.

>>75220769
its doesn't to a native speaker
you don't even need to say remote, just 'where are the controls?'

>>75220731
>if humans evolved from monkeys then why are monkeys still around?

The same reason why wolves are still alive when we have dogs.

>>75220753
wish I were gay, sucking juicy cocks and getting splattered with hot semen when you do a good job looks fun desu

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*buzzes around you*

>>75220792
looks like she is balding in the thumbnail

Just woke up from a 38 hour coma lads, did they ever figure out what caused that speaker to explode at the Ariana Grande concert?

>>75220770
>>75220808
dogs were selectively bred from wolves by humans
dogs are GMOs so it's not a natural process

>>75220597
you literally fly to france and knock on their door

>>75220826
No problems here. I know you're just trying to gather pollen for your hive. Peace be with you

>>75220799
all right, thanks man
>>75220741
kek

just woke up from a 7 month coma lads. what ever happened to that presidential election we were having?

>>75220871
We have a common ancestors with modern apes, we didn't evolve directly from them

>>75220876
>being a bee-apologist

>>75220715
Obviously not a Brisbanite
A lot of colonial Queensland's history is related to the fear that the Tsar could try something on in the Pacific

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>>75220763
At least be a man and say that to my face

>>75220896
>not beeing a bee-apologist
not upset with you, just disappointed

So if bees are muslims what are wasps?

>>75220776
not an argument

No human is illegal.

>>75220896
just bee yourself

>>75220925
White Anglo Saxon Protestants

No human is legal.

>>75220915
I heard they made forts and shit to repel a possible Russian takeover of the Australian colonies

>>75220858
glad he decided against showing his pubes

>>75220731
>if humans evolved from monkeys then why are monkeys still around?
we didn't, you're wrong there
we have a common ancestor which evolved into both modern apes/monkeys and modern humans

>>75220925
white anglo saxon protestants

man I got grown men @ing me bullshit

>>75220887
thinking about it i actually say remote(s) but i wouldn't think twice if someone said controls

>>75220769
it does by itself ("are they saying 'the controls are remote,' or 'there are multiple remove controls?'"), but usually there's some context before you start talking about remote controls.

also it's commonly shortened to 'remote,' plural 'remotes,' which makes it less confusing

>>75220871
It's a branch.

We didn't evolve from chimpanzees, we just share an ancestor. The thing we evolved from no longer exists.

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england is a beautiful country 2bh

fucking hell lads not even june and i'm already peeling my bollocks off my left leg every 5 minutes. might buy one of these portable ACs

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post T H I C C

>>75220896
>being a bee racist

Calling the police as we speak.

>>75221036
just put a fan on you fat cunt

>>75221006
then why hasn't everything evolved to be humans? checkmate gaytheists

>>75221036
I bet you consider buying one every summer.

>>75220915
actually am though. did you learn it in school? don't think i ever paid attention in history

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The commie gf

>British people don't have AC

roaring

>>75221103
What do they do during the summer?

>>75221127
open a window

>>75221103
We don't need it

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*annihilates you*

>>75221127
complain

>>75221103
>buying something you'll use for like 5 days a year

Check out this big spender.

It's like buying a snowboard to use in the UK.

>winter begins next month in australia

SCREECHING

if you want a cool room then SHUT your windows and close the curtains

simple as

>>75221152
>he doesn't have a snowboard
point and laugh at the underclass poster

*undermines your masculinity in front of your gf*

>>75221143
ahh yes and we don't need heaters

>>75221141
Do your windows have screens?

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>humans supposedly evolved
>70% of the earth is water
>yet we didn't evolve gills or webbed feet
>& other animals can hold their breath longer
>we didn't evolve eyelids to shield our eyes from the water

>99% of the sky is air
>yet we didn't evolve wings
>we die under high pressure

>weather is constantly changing
>yet we didn't evolve fur

Really makes me thinj

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>>75221135

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how do "christians" who accept evolution reconcile the fact that means their holy book lies right from the get go?

>>75220750
good post

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>>75221039

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

>>75221172
it's fucking awful

if i ever become a millionaire im getting dual citizenship of northern hemisphere country and spending 6 months of the year here and 6 months there

>>75221078
Helps that I'm from Woody Point so I know about HMQS Gayundah
Going way way back to high school modern history the Great Game at least got lip service but at least when I was there they were more interested in what was going on in the 19th century in India and China.

hate the hot weather because it means my willy is always at maximum flaccid (6.5x5.3) and it is always prominently displayed no matter my attire

>>75221127
sweat our bollocks off and don't sleep until 2am every day for 2 months.

>>75221174
Yeah that'll work with my PC going full blast.

>>75221208
um sweety those are metaphors

>>75221208
some shite like "oh the bible isn't meant to be taken literally, except the bits where it says god is real and that hahaha yeah i'm an intellectual christian me"

>>75221175
It hasn't snowed in like 4 years in my town.

Well, it has but it melted instantly.

TAKE YOUR ICE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SNOWSCUM

>>75221192
no?

Nice blog.

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>>75221172
love it

I'm here lads. I'm here. The "good" Yank has come.

reminder: brisbane posters are just yanks with australian flags

>>75221196
We evolved to run, that's why. Everything about us is to make us the best long-distance runners in the world. If we had fur we'd have died out in less than 5 generations

yanks are so fucking stupid lol

new gimmick: eating healthily and exercising regularly

>>75221258
prove that God doesn't exist

o that's right you can't

fucking brainlet

>>75221330
fuck off

>>75221174
doesnt fucking work lad, i live on the top floor next to the water tank and it stays 25c year round until summer where it hits 30-35C. 3 days into the hot weather and its already unbearable.

>>75221232
honestly its likely my lack of attention. i dont remember any history classes except learning about 1066 in year 8 and egypt in year 7

>>75221286
this is a traditional british thread, please post all temperatures in fahrenheit

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>go for a job interview
>fuck up the exercise but do well in the interview
>say I'll find out on Tuesday, Wednesday latest
>1 hour 20 minutes until COB and still no word

oh dear haha

>>75221344
*pushes you off your scooter*

>>75221314
*quarter-yanks

>>75221208
Because most Christians nowadays fit into the category of "Theistic Rationalism"

/int/ seriously has no mods

>>75221360
FOY

>>75221330
don't steal my gimmicks please x

>>75221196
>>yet we didn't evolve fur
Because there's nothing cute about a girl that has to combine her tummy.

"theistic rationalism" lol talk about an oxymoron

might go for a walk

>>75221317
>we evolved to run
>no wait, our brains evolved to be smarter
>no wait we evolved to run

Which is it?

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How to "atheists" accept the fact that they will suffer for eternity in the fiery pits of hell for their blasphemy

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>"theistic rationalism" lol talk about an oxymoron

Business idea: Drink profusely and shitpost on 4chan at midnight

"intelligent yank" lol talk about an oxymoron

>>75221400
sounds like something where truth is redefined to exempt god from the law of premises

>>75221426
Find it really hard to accept that people genuinely believe this sort of thing.

>>75221426
they dont

>>75221330
Trying this gimmick out

Who /applyingforirishcitizenshippostbrexit/ here?

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>>75221404
>running and intelligence are mutually exclusive