How do other Slavic languages sound to you?

>>75215893
>Czech
it's like Slovak with german accent

>>75215893
>Ukrainian
>Belarusian
like Polish + Russian

>Slovene
like Slovak + Russian + Italian

>>75215893
They all sound the same tbqh lad

>>75215893
>Russian - like if a slurring drunk spoke Slovak and used a lot of weird foreign words while at it.
SORRY but RUSSIAN is far more ELEGANT than shitlovak language you sound like drunks to us

>>75215893
>czech/slovak -adorable and childlish
>russian- vulgar, peasantlike, unintelligent
>bulgarian- doesn't sound like slavic language to me

>>75217155
>russian- vulgar, peasantlike, unintelligent
CZCZCZCZC CH SHOSHUSHA SHSUSHUSHS HSHSH *bydlo words*
Polish is disguisting and sounds like drunk ukrainian trying to vomit the furball

>>75217213
Tb h I wasn't even trying to be mean, it's just how you sound

All other Slavic languages sound like retarded hillbilly versions of Russian. They only difference in their shittiness. Ukrainian can be adorable at times, Belarusian is basically retarded russian. West Slavic languages are just awful. South Slavic ones don't even sound Slavic to me, they remind me of Turkish.

>>75217213
But that's true you mongrel.

Russian sounds like a boy before puberty trying to sound intimidating, it also sounds very asiatic.

>>75217313
Polish sounds like a retard tried to learn Russian and failed spectacularly. It is incredible primitive.

>>75215893
I can't really compare, would help if you'd start the thread with a sentence any everyone would translate it into their cunts language.

>>75217378
t. U mena sabaka

>>75217404
Sorry, I don't speak potato.

>>75217404
t. existuje

>>75217404
>t.bydlovfour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu1AEefi35Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efKrGWDJSqo

https://youtu.be/E9bke8HUoSY

How does it sound to you slavbros, isn't this impresive?

>>75217480
Sounds like rural retard singing on the wedding

>>75217378
Polish is older than your West Mongolic abomination of a language.

>>75217590
Some african languages are older too
Still sounds awful

>>75217590
Mongols are better than fucking yuros

>>75217404
Old East Slavic: Imamǐ pǐsǔ(pesǔ) :D

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>>75217569
>>75217480
It's funny how even intelligent and eloquent people sound like underclass in Russian.

Old East Slavic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jK1gINd_wo

>>75217676
Slovak: mám psa

>>75217590
Lol. Russians were writing poems centuries before your retarded ancestors learned about the concept of alphabet.

>>75217404
U menja jest' sobaka

>>75217890
Funny how even the gopnikest gopnik sounds like a scholar compared to a polish speaker. Polish is literally bydlo-speak.

>>75215893
Always triggers me when I see the word Slovak here. One letter off my surname, those lazy Ellis Island fuckers must have butchered it.

https://youtu.be/UH0lqNSDo0Q

https://youtu.be/lTJTtDPVII8

https://youtu.be/kLUAD7P58ik

Macedonian sounds like rural bulgarian.

>>75215893
Belarusian sounds like some drunk retarded kid tried to write some Russian words and another drunk Russian is trying to read it.

Ukrainian sounds like funny Polish-Russian mix and I don't like how they tend to pronounce our words like "kot" (cat) as "kit". Dafuck is "kit", "kit" is a "whale" in Russian. How do you call whales than?

Polish is hilarious with a lot of sh and dzh. Sounds like mix of South Ossetian speech with Russian language. But I like it.

Southern Slavic languages have strange accent and I cannot understand them for that reason. Bulgarian pisses me off with their lack of cases, it's absolutely not understandable.

And Czech sounds like Polish with more Russian accent and pronounciation. I don't understand fellow Russians who say it sounds not Slavic, Polish is a lot more weird.

>>75217041
t. vodka bottle next to computer

https://youtu.be/XBleNfmkScA

>>75218508
I know they cherrypicked but the first one is hilarious

>>75218842
We had cases before we removed them.

>>75218084
What the fuck are you talking about you drunk animal

>>75215893
Czech and Slovak - childish Polish
East Slavic languages - peasant Polish
South Slavic languages - turkified Polish
Sorbian - german Polish
Kashubian - meme Polish

>>75217460
this tbqh

>>75215893
cz and slovak sound childish
polish & russian soft and feminine
slovene with rt rž čž and other clusters sounds orcish
bulgarian is archaic version of serbian

>>75219483
You did wrong by removing them, let them back please.

>>75217313
>also sounds very asiatic

Cuzit is

>>75217460
Whats wrong with this

>>75222549
Your language isn't slavic.

>>75222582
all russian curse words are of mongol origin
how is that slavic
and slovak is benchmark for slavic languages

>>75222582
Its most slavic

>>75222201
>Cleaner, sounds better and easier to pronounce
>peasant
Lol delusional bydlo

>>75222686
>all russian curse words are of mongol origin
Source?

This how we see our cyrillic. As you can see - our orthography is very archacial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDKokkJJa2M

Oткpылиcь двepи в нoвый миp
Otkrylisĭ dveri v novyj mir
Гдe жизнь зaтёpтa вceми дo дыp
Gde žiznĭ zatërta vsemi do dyr
A я хoчy в oдин из днeй
A ǎ hoču v odin iz dnej
Зaбытoй юнocти мoeй
Zabytoj ǔnosti moej

Гдe cмeх нoчных пoхoдoв в кинo
Gde smeh nočnyh pohodov v kino
И бeлый дым лeтящий в oкнo
I belyj dym letǎŝij v okno
Гдe былo мнe вcё paвнo
Gde bylo s neǔ mne vsë ravno
Гдe был бы ecли тeмнo
Gde byl by jesli temno

Boзвpaщaйтecь нaши нoчи
Vozvraŝajtesĭ naši noči
Пoцeлyeв и пoщёчин
Poceluev i poŝëčin
Cигapeтный зaпaх cтpacти
Sigaretnyj zapah strasti
Moя юнocть - cнoвa здpacьтe
Moǎ ǔnostĭ - snova zdrasĭte

>>75222686
all serbian curse words are of turkic origin how is that slavic
and russian is benchmark for slavic languages

>>75223567
kurva-slavic
suka-mongol
there
also guzobolni homosovieticus
ps
russian cheap rip off of bulgarian

>>75223558
This is how it should be as for me

Otkrylisj dveri v novy mir
Gde žiznj zatjorta vsemi do dyr
A ja hoču v odin iz dnej
Zabytoj junosti mojej

Gde smeh nočnyh pohodov v kino
I bely dym letjaśi v okno
Gde bylo z neju mne vsjo ravno
Gde bylby jesli temno

Vozvraśajtesj naši noči
Pocelujev i pośočin
Sigaretny zapah strasti
Moja junostj - znova zdraste

>>75223662
We have "kurva" too

>>75223682
>letjaśi
Letjašči

>junostj
Junost'

You fucking merda, piece of shit

>>75223783
I used croatian model

>>75217403
Ojcze nasz, któryś jest w niebie,
święć się imię Twoje;
przyjdź królestwo Twoje;
bądź wola Twoja, jako w niebie tak i na ziemi.
Chleba naszego powszedniego daj nam dzisiaj
i odpuść nam nasze winy, jako i my odpuszczamy naszym winowajcom.
I nie wódź nas na pokuszenie,
ale nas zbaw ode złego.
[Bo Twoje jest królestwo i potęga, i chwała na wieki.]
Amen.

post yours

CYKA

>>75218842
>Polish is hilarious with a lot of sh and dzh. Sounds like mix of South Ossetian
Sarmatian heritage confirmed YET again

>>75223662
I thought kurva is Latin

>>75224035
Otče naš, suščij na nebesah!
Da svjatitsja imja Tvoje;
da priidet Carstvije Tvoje;
da budet volja Tvoja i na zemle, kak i na nebe;
hleb haš nasuščnyj podavaj nam na každyj den';
i prosti nam grehi naši, ibo i my proščajem vsjakomu dolžniku našemu;
i ne vvedi nas v iskušenije,
no izbav' nas ot lukavogo

>>75224570
>grehi
Dolgi*

sorry

>>75215893
>Serbo-Croatian
like a very abrasive version of Slovene, aggressive, proactive, cocky. Some Croatian subgroups sound like Styrian dialect on steroids.
>Czech
very soft and gentle, bit like Rovte dialect in some parts, but in general really soft, sorta intimate.
>Slovak
Very much like Serbo-Croat, but less abrasive, though also bit less intelligible
>Russian
lots of -nj sounds at the end of any given word and not that tough-sounding as some others
>Bulgarian and Macedonian
sounds a bit like Russian, but less -nj sounds and more intelligible.
>Polish
like a more abrasive version of Czech with lots of -tsh and and -dzhen sounds

>>75218000
Slovene: Imam psa :DDD

>>75224035
Oče naš, ki si v nebesih
posvečeno bodi tvoje ime
pridi k nam tvoje kraljestvo
zgodi se tvoja volja, kakor v nebesih tako na zemlji.
Daj nam danes naš vsakdanji kruh
in odpusti nam naše dolge, kakor tudi mi odpuščamo svojim dolžnikom
in ne vpelji nas v skušnjavo,
temveč reši nas hudega
Amen.

(Tvoje je kraljestvo, tvoja je oblast, in slava vekomaj)

>>75224351
lol I was thinking exactly the same

>>75217460
egzystuje
>>75218000
>>75225291
mam psa

>>75215893
>Maco

>Bulgarian
same
>Serb
less peasantish
>Cro
same as Serb but somewhat more refined
>Bosnian
same as Serbo-Croat but with more elongated vowels
>Czech/Slovak/Slovene
different lexicon, more conventionally European vowel sounds
>Polish
same as prior but distinct
>Ukrainian/Russian
like Serbo-Croat but with stranger tonal inflection on vowels

>>75215893
where is romania?

>>75225644
Romanian isn't Slavonic.

>>75224035
Òjcze nasz, jaczi jes w niebie,
niech sã swiãcy Twòje miono,
niech przińdze Twòje królestwò,
niech mdze Twòja wòlô jakno w niebie tak téż na zemi.
Chleba najégò, pòwszédnégò dôj nóm dzysô
i òdpùscë nóm naje winë, jak i më òdpùszcziwómë naszim winowajcóm. A nie dopùscë na nas pòkùszeniô,
ale nas zbawi òde złégò.
Amen.

>>75225394
>vpelji
>zgodi
>temveč
I don't understand 2bh

>>75217041
OP here, it can sound like a fairytale grandfather talking, but in Rus youtube videos in sounds like drunk Slovak, nothing against Russia, I am just talking about the impression not my political opinion of Russia or shit like that, dunno why people here fling shit.

>>75218508
The first one just shows how we use native words instead of loanwords. It flatters Slovak if anything.

>>75218842
What about Slovak?

>>75224035
Otče náš, ktorý si na nebesiach,
posväť sa meno tvoje,
príď kráľovstvo tvoje,
buď vôľa tvoja ako v nebi, tak i na zemi.
Chlieb náš každodenný daj nám dnes
a odpusť nám naše viny,
ako aj my odpúšťame svojim vinníkom,
a neuveď nás do pokušenia,
ale zbav nás zlého. Amen.

>>75217213
Don't overdose on the edge gopnik. I like Polish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72kZw26IQa0

>>75217961
Sounds interesting. What is the native language of the reader?

>>75222823
>easier to pronounce
>not for peasants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqVQmRmlH14

>>75226270
>vpelji
"vpeljati", synonym of "uvediti", "uvajati", which you'll recognise as more similar to that "vvedi" in your pater noster
another synonym in the context of skušnjava would be "zapeljati", but that can be understood as "to seduce", or to "drive someone around" in a strictly transporting sense.

I know, it's a tough old language this one.

>zgodi
can't think of a similar word, but it means "to happen", whilst yours is more of a "to be", as in "to be your will", right?

>temveč
I... I got nothing for this, sorry. I can't think of an instance when I've heard a similar expression used in another language, and I can't even dissect it, but it's something like "but" in english, except completely different.

>every other slavic language
like kids trying to talk

>>75226633
>>75226010
Is "chleb" de facto bread, or a loaf?
Slovene: Bread=kruh, Hleb=loaf

>>75227071
>kruh
bread
>hleb
DRINA JE U ONOM SMJERU

>>75227071
De facto bread. And it is "chlieb" through in spoken language it is often "chleba".

Loaf = bochník.

(If you are wondering about ch pronounciation, it is like Slovene h. Slovak ch = Slovene h. Slovak h = Ukrainian г)

>>75227168
xD
must remember this one desu

nedostaje mi /slav/

>>75217036
this, I can't recognize any of them. Maybe just polish

>>75217036
thats what im hoping so i can go and impersonate big scary russians

>>75226948
Hvala

>>75226010
What the fuck is this, Kashubian?
>>75226633
WTF Slovak is basically interslavic

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>>75227071
>be a West Slav
>eat bread
>be Slovene
>eat crumbs
can't make this up
>>75227182
>Loaf = bochník.
bochen or bochenek

>>75227182
so
ch=h
and
č= then č

got it.

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>>75222686
Specially for you, my ignorant friend

>>75227722
but thats wrong piotr
basic bread terminology:
>bread
kruh
>loaf
hleb
>crumbs
drobtine
>baguette
štruca
>yeast
kvas
>flour
moka
>rye
rž
>buckwheat
ajda

>>75227641
It is the most central Slavic language after all.

>>75227796
Not to mention we also have suka, pizda, jebať, chuj. Only one we lack is bljať.

>>75227796
so only Bulgarians and us don't use the word suka/cyka?

It's "psica".

>>75226918
Literally peasant speak

>>75228014
bread - chlieb
load - bochník
crumbs - odrobinky
baguette - bageta
yeast - kvasnice
flour - múka
rye - raž
buckwheat - pohánka

>>75228014
bread - xleb
load - buxanka
crumbs - kroshki
baguette - baget
yeast - drozhzhi
flour - muka
rye - rozh
buckwheat - grechixa

>>75228169
>kuja
>>75228014
>bread
kruh
>loaf
šnita
>crumbs
mrvice
>baugette
francuski kruh
>yeast
kvasac
>flour
brašno
>rye
raž
>buckwheat
heljda
i had to google the last one

>>75228698
Another Slovak word from yeast is also droždie.

>>75227796
>Sorbian: jebaś
awww
that's even cuter than Kek and Vak

>>75228014
>bread
chleb
>loaf
bochen
>crumbs
okruchy, drobinki is a wider term for small parts
>baguette
bagietka
>yeast
drożdże
>flour
mąka
>rye
żyto
>buckwheat
gryka, kasza gryczana

>>75228698
>x
>zhzh

hleb
buhanka
kroški
baget
drožži
mukA
rož' (poжь)
grečiha

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>>75228014
>kvas

>>75229849
Is that some heavy duty kvas ? I thought it was dark yellow.

>>75228014
You should learn some proper Slavonic meanings, my germanoid friend. It's actually:
>bread
chleb
>loaf
bochen
>crumbs
okruchy
>baguette
bagietka
>yeast
drożdże (kwas means acid)
>flour
mąka
>rye
żyto (ryż means rice). Żyto is etymologically connected with życie (life) btw
>buckwheat
gryka

>>75215893
Russians sounds the nicest to me but I'm not Slav

>>75230027
Which ones did you hear tho?

Russian women sound very whiney. Like as if they are about to cry.

>>75229955
It depends on bread that you use

Do you understand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w0KUQjGRh4

russian sounds like soft bitch talk to me with all those lj's and nj's

>>75218084
>cyka blyat, time to drink
Masterpiece of russian poetry

>>75230593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fNvDtRUcU

>>75230535
Russian is definitely the most feminine of the Slav languages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceuj4wJyhqQ

>>75229849
i have never drank it and probably wont cuz there aint none around

>>75230764
Russian """"culture""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_b0atyZChY

All Slavic languages sound angry, but that's probably because I only ever hear angry people speaking them.

>>75230593
suka bljat'
vremja buhat'

>>75230535
This. All those russian j's sound disgusting to my ears

>>75230466
no but it sounds quite nice

>>75230853
Russian is definitely the most richest of the Slav languages.

>>75231170
PAУHД!

>>75218818
Well that's what it is. It's a Western Bulgarian rural dialect.

>>75231256
in what manner?
Your grammar is simplistic af compared to ours.

>>75231256
As someone who knows about Slavic language, but doesn't speak them, Russian is the worst. It sounds so gay. Slovak/Bulgarian are the richest imo

>>75231309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KesUyAZ1cHk

Besides, isn't Bulgarian the main Slavic language? Considering they created the Cyrillic alphabet?

>>75230466
trudno, ale možlivo
>jako proroci prorekli sųt to prěžde, hristos grędet sbirati języka. světo bo jesto vsemu miru semu

>>75231487
>svět bo jest vsemu miru semu
fixed

>>75231450
This video is dedicated to everyone who criticizes Russian ITT.
>>75231410
>>75230853
>>75231235

>>75231450
>Oxygondon

Hi! I can understand Ukraine and Belarus languages. But I don't understand Polish

Czech
>almost the same as Slovakian
>have a bit of trouble understanding spoken Czech
>can understand most of it in written form

Polish
>clusterfuck of cz, sz, y, w
>unintelligible, I barely understand 20% of it even in written form

Ukrainian
>more or less like Russian
>sounds lazy, like a slurring drunkard
>understand 20-30% of it in written form and barely anything in spoken form

Russian
>same as Ukrainian

Serbian
>sounds like a primitive version of Croatian
>occasional weird words and grammar, plenty of turkish loanwords
>people who speak sometimes come off as arrogant/aggressive

Bulgarian
>sounds closer to russian than serbo-croatian

Macedonian
>identical to Bulgarian
>serbian influence

Slovene
>similar to north Croatian (kajkavian) mixed with western Slavic and occasional German loanwords
>accent throws me off sometimes even though I understand almost all of the individual words
>understand 80% spoken and 90-95% written

>>75231578
I always thought Putin was a boss. Until I heard him speaking Russian. Now I think he's gay lol.

He'd still be a boss in my head if he spoke Bulgarian or Slovak.

>>75231410
>sounds so gay
Czech, you mean?

>Bulgarian
Retarded non-slavic grammar tatatatatatotototototeteteteЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪ autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d5lURIZxq8

>>75231459
>created the Cyrillic alphabet
those were greeks

>>75230466
The general meaning, yes.

Btw it is read by a Slovak woman.

>>75231787
Гoвнo, зaлyпa, пeниc, хep, дaвaлкa, хyй, блядинa.
Гoлoвкa, шлюхa, жoпa, члeн, eблaн, пeтyх, мyдилa.
Pyкoблyд, ccaнинa, oчкo, блядyн, вaгинa,
Cyкa, eблaнищe, влaгaлищe, пepдyн, дpoчилa.
Пидop пиздa, тyз, мaлaфья,
Гoмик, мyдилa, пилoткa, мaндa,
Aнyc, вaгинa, пyтaнa, пидpилa,
Шaлaвa, хyилa, мoшoнкa, eлдa!

Well, you know what I mean.

P.S. Putin is gay, no problem with that.

>>75228014
Are we the only Slavs who say kruh instead of hleb/hjleb?

>>75231820
Czech is not gay. Russian is. Russian is very gay. Czech and Slovak are great languages.

Russian sounds like a mentally handicapped, gay Bulgarian who has autism.

This is understandable, as Bulgarian is pure (they created the Cyrillic alphabet and are much older). Russian is just a gay copy of it.

>>75231912
What do you mean?

>>75231835
Wrong.

>The Cyrillic alphabet is based on the Early Cyrillic, which was developed in the First Bulgarian Empire during the 9th century AD at the Preslav Literary School

>>75231459
Modern Bulgarian isn't Slavic language 2bh

>>75231912
Izdava sę, da, samo vy.

>>75232015
>Russian IQ

>>75232044
>IQ
Correctly write ICQ

>>75226633
Oče naš, koji jesi na nebesima,
sveti se ime Tvoje,
dođi kraljevstvo Tvoje,
budi volja Tvoja kako na nebu, tako i na zemlji.
Kruh naš svagdanji daj nam danas,
i otpusti nam duge/grijehe naše,
kako i mi otpuštamo dužnicima našim,
i ne uvedi nas u napast,
nego izbavi nas od Zloga/Zla!.
Amen.

>>75232099
If you speak Slavic, but don't use Cyrillic (developed in the First Bulgarian Empire during the 9th century AD at the Preslav Literary School), you need to kys.

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>>75232099
>Kruh naš svagdanji daj nam danas,
>Kruh

>>75232171
ЗИC TУ БИ ХOHЭCT!
И
C

>>75232171
Cyrillic is for eastern savages.

>>75228778
>francoski kruh

genuinely kek'd at that one

>>75232171
So you like Slovak and Czech yet think we need to kys? Bipolar?

>>75232195
I personally prefer triangles or dodecahedrons.

>>75232099
Serbian:

Oče naš, koji si na nebesima,
da se sveti ime Tvoje;
da dođe Carstvo Tvoje,
da bude volja Tvoja, i na zemlji kao na nebu.
Hleb naš nasušni daj nam danas;
i oprosti nam dugove naše,
kao što i mi opraštamo dužnicima svojim;
i ne uvedi nas u iskušenje,
no izbavi nas od zloga.
Jer je tvoje carstvo, i sila, i slava u vekove vekova.
Amin.

GÓWNO

>>75231935
>Czech
>great
TOP kek. Revived ugly language.

>>75232044
Burglar detected. Go back to Sofia, Georgi.

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>>75232352
why can't Serbs into infinitive sentences?

>zelim da naucim
>not zelim nauciti

>>75232264
Ne govno, a kakaški

oops
>>75232600
>>75232360

>>75232352
Is more similar to Russian version

>>75231935
>Russian sounds like a mentally handicapped, gay Bulgarian who has autism.
More like otherwise, Bulgarian has no cases which makes him autistic.

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>>75224351

>>75232704
Serbofil jebany

>>75232581
>moraš da počneš da radiš
>moraš počet radit
Explain yourself, Serbs.

>>75232893
>da počneš da radiš
Fucking autism

>>75231992
And Maria Skladovska was born in the Russian Empire, but it doesn't mean she was Russian.

Afaik Cyrillic was actually invented by Slavic disciples of Cyril and Methodius, and they more likely were Balkaners, but calling them "Bulgarians" would be a bit anachronistic since at that period of time this term was used to refer to the Turkic population of Bulgaria rather than to the Slavic one.

The German dub for the Witcher III was GOAT.
The English one was utter garbage compared to it.
The Polish (Original one) was okayish

>>75224351
Indeed it is, my Sarmatian brother!

>>75228778
>francuski kruh

BAGUETTE
A
G
U
E
T
T
E

Macedonian with Croatian Latin:

Oče naš, koj si na nebesata
da se sveti imeto Tvoe
da dojde carstvoto Tvoe
da bide voljata Tvoja
kako na neboto, taka i na zemjata
lebot naš nasušen daj ni go denes
i prosti ni gi dolgovite naši
kako i nie što im gi proštevame
na našite dolžnici
i ne ne voveduvaj vo iskušenie
no izbavi ne od lukaviot

>>75231450
All those curses and not one with a good old RRRRRRRRR somewhere inside.

>>75233008
>>75233008
HRUSTAJŲĆI BATON
R
U
S
T
A
J
Ų
Ć
I

B
A
T
O
N

>>75232987
>Original one
Did I miss anything?

>>75233132
>not one with a good old RRRRRRRRR somewhere inside

>хep
>Pyкoблyд
>пepдyн, дpoчилa
>пидpилa

>>75233067
>Oče naš, koj si na nebesata
>da se sveti imeto Tvoe
>da dojde carstvoto Tvoe
>da bide voljata Tvoja
>kako na neboto, taka i na zemjata
Ok, sounds good
>lebot naš nasušen daj ni go denes
>LEBOT
WHAT THE FUCK?! Explain this macedonia

>>75233199
I played the first few missions in Polish with German sub but it was mostly cursing so I switched to Gerdub.

>>75233274
I played the whole game in Polish with Russian subs. Russian dub was bad with broken intonations. English one was good on that matter, but English language simply doesn't fit the game, plus Geralt's voice in it was real shit. So I choose to play Polish version which was the best IMO.

>>75232987
RUSSIAN DUB for Witcher is God tier fuck off with german garbag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaUrn9ZyhUI

>>75233358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW3Sq5wfdIc

>>75233358
Sounds like a 14y old.

>>75233358
kek

>it's yet another poland vs russia thread
for fuck's sake guys

>>75233544
This
Obviously Russia wins

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>>75233349
German is literally the best dub for the game. I tried to play it in English but the Game was honestly made for the German fantasy audience.

Only butthurt slavs will deny the quality of the German voice acting of the Witcher 3. The Witcher 3 is THE best roleplaying game of the last few years. Every other RPG will have to contest it.

>>75233008
B A G E T
A
G
E
T

>>75233358
I just want to hug him and say everything will be okay.

>>75233713
Its based on slavic legends how is it made for germs

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>>75215893
MY BYLI WIEDŹMINY I CHHHUJ

Unlike all of you assholes here I only dislike the sound of Ukrainian, because it's a non-existant language, and sounds like severly retarded Russian. Think Scotts English.
Everything else is fine. Polish is kinda heavy on hissing with psh.

>>75233828
it's based on some third-class harry potter clone
the main character is based on the nameless hero in the gothic series

are you dumb?

>>75215893
Hard to tell the difference between a lot of them but I love Russian and Polish. Slovene is pretty ugly though.

>>75233713
>German is literally the best dub for the game.
Russian ftfy

Bulgarian with Croatian latin:

Otče naš, kojto si na nebesata,
da se sveti Tvoeto ime,
da dojde Tvoeto Carstvo,
da băde Tvojata Volja
kakto na nebeto,
tăj i na zemjata.
Nasăštnija ni hljab daj ni dnes,
i prosti nam dălgovete ni,
kakto i nie proštavame na našite dlăžnici,
i ne ni văvedi v izkušenie,
no izbavi ni ot lukavija.
zaštoto Tvoe e carstvoto,
i silata, i slavata, voveki vekov.
Amin.

>>75233920
>I love Russian and Polish
No, you have to pick one, that's not how this works.

I just wanted to point out kurva means "curve" in portuguese. It was especially funny hearing my caipira teacher saying that word during a class

>>75232987
Tbh English VAs are overall better and don't sound so flat and samey all the time like the Polish ones (just compare the Fuck Off vampire or the poem about Lambert), but the English translation loses a lot of in-jokes and references, so in that regard I prefer the original.

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>>75234059
I like both

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>>75234122
But Russian you like more, yes?

Upper Sorbian
Wótče naš, kiž sy w njebjesach.
Swjeć so Twoje mjeno.
Přińdź Twoje kralestwo.
Stań so Twoja wola,
kaž na njebju, tak na zemi.
Wšědny chlěb naš daj nam dźens.
Wodaj nam naše winy,
jako my tež wodawamy swojim winikam.
A njewjedź nas do spytowanja,
ale wumóž nas wot złeho.
Přetož Twoje je kralestwo a móc a sława
na wěki. Amen.

Lower Sorbian
Wóśce nas, kenž sy na njebju,
wuswěśone buź Twójo mě;
pśiź k nam Twójo kralejstwo;
Twója wóla se stań
ako na njebju, tak teke na zemi.
Wšedny klěb naš daj nam źinsa,
a wódaj nam naše winy,
ako my wódawamy swójim winikam.
A njewjeź nas do spytowanja
ale wumóž nas wót togo złego,
Pśeto Twójo jo to kralejstwo a ta móc a ta cesć
do nimjernosći. Amen.

>>75233067
>Tvoe
>neboto
I like it
Lots of vowels for a slavshit language, that's pretty aesthetic

>polish is all pshchsh
wtf, germans do it way more often

>>75234190
About equal I'd say

>>75234227
Isn't Czarnecki pronounced like "Charnesky". That's pretty cool

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>>75234260
>Aboot equal
So one's better than the other? I bet it's Polish.

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>>75233242
No! Macedonia is CUTE!

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>>75233358
>Kuznetsov is proud for Russian Geralt being more humane and emotional
>the character was actually intended to be inhumane and emotionless by the author of the Witcher himself

What about Sorbian?

>>75234227
Actually no, german sound more clearly maybe because it hasn't sound combinations like brzeszcz and so on

>>75234227
I can't tell Slavic languages apart, I'd have to study them to tell which one is Czech and which is Slovak, which is Srpski with a good precision.
But if I hear people speak Slavic with heavy psheshing then I know for sure it's Polish.

>>75234371
No one knows how it sounds

>thread filled with Russian subhumans
For every Russian that dies i will light a candle and prey that a hundred more die.

>>75234371
>Sorbian
Literally what?
Also, mr. rare flag, what's the deal with this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_by_region

>>75234513
That's a lot of candles.

>>75234227
German is more about ch and n soudns

>ICH CHABEN TRACHEN GEFTÜHLSCHREIBEN BIDUGT MEIN GEINSTEN FAULE MITEN

>>75234487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph5MuSHtgS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFdRdfnx8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFGLzsxJ3c

>>75234513
Hello, Azis. This thread really missed some slav speaking gypsy.

>>75234564
They are cheaper when you buy them in bulk.
I am sure that a lot of people would pitch in.

Only one way to settle who has the best language. Post songs.

>>75234663
>I am sure that a lot of people would pitch in.
I debut it. Ukrainians have better things to do with their money I think.

>>75233713
Thank you for kindly embracing our subpar slavshit game with your glorious uberlanguage, my superior neighbour. We are eternally grateful that your voice actors were generous enough to make the game a thousandfold better by recording their voice lines.
I can say with all certainty that the game would be an embarrassing flop with zero recognition whatsoever if not for that lofty and kinglike spark of German attention.
It would not be far from truth to say that The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, or should I say, Ze Wunderwaffer Drei: Wildschen Hunten, is essentially a German game that was just unfortunate enough to be made in that failed lebensraum of a country that we happen to call "poland".
Once again, thank you, we are forever in your debt. Cheers.

>>75234713
https://youtu.be/6sDqEhud8c0

>>75234751
Oh come on...are you telling me that a hundred dead Russians aren't worth the prise of a single candle?

>>75234325
>the character was actually intended to be inhumane and emotionless
Well, not really

>>75234310
more like "Charnetsky"
cz = ch
c = ts

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>>75234835
Pretty good. Sounds familiar for some reason.

>>75234629
Can Poles understand this?

>>75234919
https://youtu.be/wPD5QkHbd7w
Maybe it plays on the radio at night or something, I debut royalties are high.

>>75234713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAeZPiZbpvw

>>75234940
As much as Kashubian.

>>75234962
>posts Mamona
>doesn't post the music video
you had one job mate

>>75234919
>Sounds familiar for some reason.
Ever played Superhot? They used one of this band's songs in the credits

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>>75234525
I dont know

>>75234713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peqbzVjvFzU

>>75234962
I like it

>>75234983
It's okay, not bad

>>75234196
Polabian

Aita nos, tâ toi jis wâ nebesai,
sjętü wordoj tüji jaimą;
tüji rik komaj;
tüja wüľa mo są ťüńot kok wâ nebesai tok no zemi;
nosę wisedanesnę sťaibę doj nam dâns;
a wütâdoj nam nose greche, kok moi wütâdojeme nosim gresnarem;
ni bringoj nos wâ warsükongę;
toi losoj nos wüt wisokag chaudag.
Pritü tüje ją tü ťenądztwü un müc un câst, warchni Büzac, nekąda in nekędisa.
Amen.

>>75235099
wtf is this russian or

>>75235099
They look so simmilar.
https://youtu.be/6ZqaXHSE7gY
Also both songs are bad.

>>75234940
sounds like mix of Czech and Polish would be easier to understand if she didn't have so strong German accent

>>75235161
Bulgarian

>>75235099
Scratch a Russian and you will find a Tartar

>>75235169
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>>75235131
>Aita
kek, I love those Polabian diphthongs
I said it once and I'll say it again, Polabian is the Japanese of Slavic languages

Russian — groß, but with unique rhythm. Russian is melodious.
Ukrainian — like a Russian dialect.Like if Russian was spoken by a peasant without education.
Polish — pattern of clicks. Beautiful.
Never heard anything else.

>>75235224
Trust me, this isn't even the bottom of the barrel.
https://youtu.be/T97Ft3J48IU
Don't open it plese.

>>75235215
Scratch a Czech and you will find a German
Scratch a Bulgarian and you will find a Turk
Scratch a Ukrainian and you will find a Pole

etc

>>75235215
Russians are subhuman mongrels so pls, don't insult tatars or hohols by comparing them to the lowest filth on the planet aka Russians.

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>>75235290

>>75235290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUh9pThGdm4

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>>75235215
It makes much more sense the other way around actually. Tatars are one of the most diverse ethnic groups you can find in the region.

>>75235316
aka Balkanshits

>>75234713
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQV5K4meobM

>>75235412
t.human waste

It is always funny when garbage replies to me.

Why are Baltic languages not considered Slavic?

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What about us, guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9rRWTTFBxM

>>75235374
Honestly wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the soundmixing. At least they're confident on stage and know some choreography.
This is actually popular. https://youtu.be/MWilsN_5Y-s
Skip to 0:32 if you don't want to watch an old guy play with money.

It's clear by now, Polish is superior.
https://youtu.be/xvZQomafwGo

>>75235516
Politics mostly. They sound Slavs to me lol.

>>75234713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1CjdBPmIzg
>>75235516
Because they literally aren't Slavic

>>75235592
Nope, Russian is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkH1o-BsO1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hPdj-0_HXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_tPVcY4K5o

>>75235567
Portuguese unironically does sound Slav to me

>>75235516
Why isn't English considered a romance language?

>>75235609
t. finno-slav

>>75235638
I know. I get asked if I'm Russian a fair bit, because it's the most recognisable one by name.

But what kind of Slav does it sound like?

>>75235569
stop posting disco polo or I will destroy you
or switch to ironic disco polo like figo fagot

>>75235635
Russian is the language of human garbage.How can it be better?
Don't reply to me.This is a rhetorical question and there is no need for you to stink up the thread with your vomit breath.

>>75235567
Sounds like a russian to me

>>75235676
Portugal has some Celtic roots, right? So you might be a very distant cousin of Czechs.

>>75235567
For me it sounds like a Russian guy trying to speak on some mix of Spanish and French

>>75235567
The amount of zh and sh could confuse me into thinking it was slav if I heard it spoken somewhere in a street.

>>75232984
You're a moron, it was created in the 9th century AD by the SLAVIC disciples of Cyril and Metodi, at the Preslav literary school in Bulgaria.

I know it's hard for you to admit, but your alphabet is Bulgarian.

>>75235770
The language/accent does, yeah. Swabian or something like that, as opposed to Roman/Arab for Spain.

>>75235784
Yeah, some Slavic languages tire me because my brain keeps trying to parse the familiar sounds and coming up empty. It's a bit frustrating.
Romanian a bit as well, since they have some familiar words.

>>75235567
i like the sh's

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>>75235717
Go away or I'll have to kill you. Pshhh-pshhh

>>75235567
Sounds like intellectual russians. Sorry russians but this is the way to go.

>>75235855
>sh
That's how we pronounce the "s" at the end of words or before consonants.

This sums it up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCcPvXdXxZk

The last one in particular is spot on pronunciation for some parts of our country.

>>75215893
>Czech - its like french
i dont speak french.
>Slovak. Pretty familiar actually.
>Polish - ljokanjomrak bjoloroj Zloty.
>Ukrainian - like Russian pretend not to be Russian
>Russian - like every word means basicly YOLO

>Bulgarian - like serbocroatian from somebody who learned it only watching old Yugoslav war movies.
>Macedonian - like adding -ak and -tata to every word and using barely related words instead of the true ones words


Fertilizer = Garbage
Frost = Ice
Where = When

God i love them

>Slovene - thats not even a language. They just make random noises

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>>75235864
>tfw human filth gives you (you)s

>>75235567
>sztszższ niszt kepaższt sztre spszrzsz
WTF i found my long lost brother now
How come we're the only ones getting memed as static noise language?

>>75233828
This. Poludenica must be something from Germanic legends.

>>75236086
Because we have a 200 million son-country that hogs our spotlight, and they don't sound particularly slavic.

>>75236121
Brazilian Portuguese is awful, Portuguese Portuguese is good

>>75236121
I don't recall anyone memeing Brazil for having a spshshtsh language either though. Do they sound that much different?

>>75218842
>Southern Slavic languages have strange accent and I cannot understand them for that reason
its weird to see that from your point of view. Russian Sounds to us pretty much basic, like using 50% of a complete sentence. I guess it must sound strange to you guys when we talk..

>>75236193
Brazilian Portuguese can be nice, but it's usually a bit hysterical and catty, yeah.

I of course prefer our stoical, stern version, but theirs can definitely be pretty. Certainly better than any version of Sp*nish.

>>75236241
Most their dialects say their 's's at the end of the word like English, so it doesn't come across as frequent. They still use the "sh" before consonants, though.

>>75236018
>Bulgarians
>Humans
pick one

>>75236311
>>75236241
Although I guess some of them say "te" as "tshi", but the whole cadence isn't as Slavic as ours.

It sounds like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcPL6Cf2VpM

It's a bit more sing-songy and stuff.

>>75236311
I don't like how upbeat and bouncy Brazilian Portuguese sounds. Sounds like Tropical niggers fucked up your language. I don't know how to explain it.

>>75236394
wtf I hate Brazil now

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>>75236018

>>75236394
post Portuguese folk costumes pls
we'll see how Slavic you are

>>75236086
There is also Dutch, another memed language.

In some regions they pronounce every s as sh and every z as zh. Like in this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leZar6XQLcQ

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*blocks your path*

https://youtu.be/v5KktUqCeik

>>75236262
Russian, Bulgarian and Macedonian sound like Tarzanese to me. Like a distant African ancestor trying to speak our language.

Slovene sounds really gay and weird. Croatian is more or less the same but with different words, and the Dalmatian dialect is cute.
Bosnians never sound serious, and Czechs/Slovaks sound normal, but different.

Powish sounds wike baby tawk.

Then again I'm from an area with lots of Slovaks and Hungarians so what's normal to me may not be normal to someone from a different part of the same country, idk. Personally I think southern Serbs and Belgrade natives sound fucking retarded but to each their own.

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>>75236452
I always thought it sounds a bit more honest and naive (in a nice and innocent way) than ours. Like, I feel like they'd make great grandpas.

When they start screaming and acting tough it loses the charm and becomes hysterical like a more complex Spanish, I'll admit.

>>75236505
We don't have vodka here, but we did the best we could manage.

>>75236600
>Denmark drinks more wine than Italy and Spain

wew

>>75236686
Spain exports the most wine in the world, but they don't drink it a ton.

We have legit great 5-10€ wine here, so we just bork it down.

Czech/Slovak sounds cool

Bulgarian sounds cool

Macedonian is identical to Bulgarian

Serbocroatian sounds like a slav with autism

And Russian sounds gay as fuck. Literally listen to Putin when he speaks Russian. He goes from cool to gay pussy.

Oh and polish sounds cool.

I assume Bulgarian is the most pure Slavic language though, as that is where the Cyrillic alphabet originated. It's also the oldest Slavic country.

>>75236600
We say porto is an alcoholic's drink. It was a very fast and cheap way to get wasted in USSR.
I can't be getting drunk on wine or porto, I always feel like shit afterwards. Better stick to hard alcohol and have wine just for the taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6khXaME407I
kekd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo7xvT-mG6w&t=73s

>>75236816
>as that is where the Cyrillic alphabet originated
Not so fast turkbey

>B.Пyтин: Увaжaeмый гocпoдин Пpeзидeнт! Пoзвoльтe Bac cepдeчнo пoпpивeтcтвoвaть в Кpeмлe.
>Знaю, чтo Bы пpиeхaли в Poccию в нeoбычный дeнь и пo нeoбычнoмy пoвoдy – пo cлyчaю вpyчeния Baм нaгpaды пpaвocлaвнoгo фoндa eдинcтвa пpaвocлaвных нapoдoв. Ceгoдня и в Poccии тopжecтвeнный дeнь – Дeнь cлaвянcкoй пиcьмeннocти, a пиcьмeннocть пpишлa к нaм кaк paз c мaкeдoнcкoй зeмли. Пpeждe вceгo хoчy пoздpaвить Bac c этoй нaгpaдoй.
>a пиcьмeннocть пpишлa к нaм кaк paз c мaкeдoнcкoй зeмли.

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>>75236914
Why do Macedonians speak a dialect of Bulgarian, but claim it as a separate language? It's kind of funny.

Not a surprise though, as they think they are descendants of Alexander the Great :^)

>>75236816
>I assume Bulgarian is the most pure Slavic language though, as that is where the Cyrillic alphabet originated. It's also the oldest Slavic country.

how much more clueless could this post get? what does the alphabet have to do the language? would something have changed if it were written in Latin or Gree?

Bulgarian grammar is probably the furthest from proto-Slavic, for example, and it has a lot of loans from Romance, Greek and Ottoman Turkish

>silesian
>kashubian
czech - meme slovak
slovak - highlander polish
ukrainian & belarussian - polish trying hard not to sound polish
russian - highly slurred polish with a lisp
slovene - ancient fucking slovak
serbocroatian - angry and very fast slovak
bulgarian - what the fuggg
macedonian - what the fuggg part deux

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>>75236869
lel

>>75237141
>how much more clueless could this post get? what does the alphabet have to do the language?
Turk fails to sense sarcasm.