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legionnaires edition
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anime
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apple a day keeps the doctor away and a pint is the apple of my eye

cheers love em simple as
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would look like a twat wearing one of those and would probably get skin cancer anyway
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anime
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MUUUUUUUUUUM me flappy cap's gone down the back of the lounge
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never existed
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>>75215325
what the fuck is a lounge
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>>75215287
>have an Australian round for tea
>tell him to make himself at home while I go put the kettle on
>he asks where he can leave his flappy cap
>tell him to put it in the lounge somewhere
>come back with drinks
>he's shoved his flappy cap between the sofa cushions
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>>75215287
NO HAT
NO PLAY
GET OFF THE OVAL YOU LITTLE CUNT REEEE
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THE ONLY REASON SHE IS DEAD IS BECAUSE LEFTIST SCUM MADE US ACCEPT REFUGEES

THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
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>>75215302

alright cheers
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dr pavel
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>>75215349
>png

shant
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If I was born in september of 1996 does that mean I was born in the late 90s?
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lost my flappy hat down the back of the lounge when I was lounging in the lounge
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>>75215337
nonce
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>>75215355
Don't blame you. I wouldn't.
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>>75215358
mid-90s
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'n
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How come they aren't even wearing armour?
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>>75215358
early 2000s late 80s
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Lads stiff neck is horrible today please what do I can barely just shitpost
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>>75215358
technically, yet. but many people draw the starting point of the late 90s at 1997
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>>75215375
they're loyalty is there armour
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Imagine being one of those Muslim taxi drivers giving free drives to victims after the attack, all that prime teen pussy ripe for the taking. Can't imagine how much slag pussy was porked by them that night
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got my gimp hat signed by Ian Thorpe back in the day
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going to make some nourishing soup
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>>75215375
haha no idea why that's so small

here's a slightly bigger version
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>>75215359
>IN the lounge
croikey mate, how'd you manage that? you got one a them fancy loungebeds?
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where does Generation Z begin?
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Prefer platonic intimacy with girls over actual intimacy with girls. Am I a bender?
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>>75215375
Death is the only payment for freedom
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*gets schwifty*
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>>75215410
with my cock in your arsehole
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howling at the three anti-"rorke" samefags who can't stop crowing from the rooftops about the widespread and well-justified opposition in western society to islamic influence

wind your fucking necks in
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>>75215411
bender
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>>75215389
15 girls still missing
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>>75215410
late 90s
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i prefer to just avoid girls altogether
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>>75215411
i wish i had a platonic relationship with a girl
never been friends with one and i'm a virgin, so i think it could make me relax around them
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Can someone explain the #illridewithyou hashtag? Remember when it spread but didn't really understand the meaning, been thinking about it
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if I ever get married I don't see myself wearing my wedding ring because I'd get paranoid about it just getting stuck on my finger

looks uncomfortable as fuck
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don't mind all the rorkes and disableds in the thread

just hate the virgins 2bh
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>>75215470
same
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is gen z really more right-wing or is it just a vocal autistic minority?
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>>75215465
Lefty virtue signaling. The were proclaiming that they would make the incredible gesture of *gasp* not screaming and running when they saw a muslim on the train.
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>>75215465
in case you're serious: a melburnian started it to say they'll protect muslims riding on public transport after the lindt cafe thing
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>>75215465
think it first cropped up after the lindt guy in sydney, australians are mongs so everyone was worried about the millions of muslims who would be genocided by rabid white supremacists in the aftermath, some muzzie slut got shouted at by a bogan on one of the trains so that's where the hashtag came from, later it got used in the paris debacles and finally in 'chester
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>>75215435
wait seriously?
the paki sex cab rumors were real?
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>people comparing this to the Jews in nazi Germany

Since when did the Jews constantly conduct terror attacks in Nazi Germany?

There was a bomb in the beer hall that attempted to assassinate Hitler, but the guy behind that wasn't even a Jew
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>>75215465
Muzzie terrorist on a train so riding trains with muzzies was the virtue signal of choice
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>>75215500
is your mum a slag or is your dad just a bender?
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>>75215375
because love is stronger than hate
=westandtogether
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>>75215487
rude
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poo

wank
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>>75215514
Jews conducted terrorist attacks in Germany all the time preceding the Nazi regime. There's a reason the populace was so quick to agree with Hitler.
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>>75215500
A minority. A few twitter accounts by wannabe aristocrats and alt right autists doesn't change that
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never met a muslim called rasheed

>>75215541
rorke
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>>75215522
>gif
fuck off
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>>75215465
the short version is:
>runt woman literally makes up story about a woman in a hijiab or something taking it off on a train because of looks following lindt siege
>woman sits next to her or something and she puts it back on and cries because it's so nice
>hashtag starts and pumped by the media as a theoretical off to ride with muslims to fight off racist white australians

long version
>cronulla riots (white australians versus lebs) perpetuated by media who are then blamed for making riots worse
>lindt siege happens
>utter psychopath makes story up about the hijab thing
>media push the fuck out of it because they're trying to not do what happened with their handling of cronulla
>it became massive despite being completely false
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>>75215541
citation needed
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>>75215551
sheed
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>>75215551
>never met a muslim called rasheed

'sheed
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>>75215562
Jews deleted all the citations when they took over the new world order.
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>>75215562
post fuck machines
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amusing how much pre-second world war literature acts like the jews are a different species
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ate two bags of sweet chilli & gippsland sour cream kettle chips for dinner
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fat cunts are a disgrace, sloths are lazy as fuck and they're still not obese
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>>75215597
They used to be regarded as dumb by American immigration officials, hence the efforts to restrict their immigration in the early 1900s.
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I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine
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>>75215597
There's a reason they've been exiled from every nation that ever existed.
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>>75215500
it is right-wing for two reasons

1. A lot more Gen Zers are nonwhite than millennials, and nonwhite cultures are typically more socially conservative
2. The white ones have either grown up online, where they can see that the mainstream progressive/SJW movement has gotten very cringeworthy, mocking SJWs is popular. Or they've grown up in multicultural communities and learned from experience to never relax around minorities
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https://streamable.com/wu5ru
wish i could mouth trumpet like that
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>>75215627
what you on about mate
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Business Idea: the Sloth Diet. No exercise required. Just eat what a sloth eats.

>buds, tender shoots, and leaves, mainly of Cecropia trees. Some two-toed sloths have been documented as eating insects, small reptiles, and birds as a small supplement to their diets.
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>>75215375
because they're probably not going to be shot at
armour is expensive and a last resort
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>>75215597
same with the blacks, even up until the 60s

Only seen this week where legendary basketball player Wilt Chamberlain was casually called "a Negro man" in a newspaper in the 60s jej
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>>75215627
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>>75215646
I parked the car at the side of the road
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>almost 2
>still no second attack

aah fuck May just came up with it to look like a strong and stable leader. was really looking forward too it.
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>>75215650
You should start a YouTube channel so we can see its benefits
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>>75215690
Oh, not in the middle of the raod then Morrissey you daft twat?
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>>75215652
>armour is expensive and a last resort
No it's not

They train in armour on a weekly basis, even when doing long distant marches
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the manchester attack was a false flag operation by the tories
stay woke
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>>75215663
post belly
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>>75215358
>"If I was"
>"If"
to hell, underage twat
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>>75215703
You divvy bastard
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>>75215458
It does yeah
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>>75215727
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*grows up in lower middle-class home counties around muslims*

Muslims are alri. Grime is good. Trump is daft. Islam NEEDS to be eradicated. Lefties deserve to live beneath my boots. Rorke needs a good smack. All political parties are awful. Voting Labour for strategic (longterm, not tactical) reasons I can't divulge. Cars should be banned. Hate Yanks. Love Pints.
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>>75215736
You fucking twat
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>>75215754
is that a nigger?
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Appealing to HMRC so they don't fine me 1200 fucking quid
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>>75215756
>Muslims are alri
>Islam NEEDS to be eradicated
?
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>>75215770
no
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opinion: if it weren't for them murdering us, muslims are less of a plague than the eternal chav
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>>75215595
Me on the right
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>>75215791
objectively false
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>>75215757
What are you getting mad for?
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>>75215783
most muslims are ok
islam is the problem
you're either a rorke or a rasheed if you can't separate muslims and islam
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poland is NOT yet lost
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housemate is cooking ragu
smells nice but looks exceedingly grim
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>>75215770
No you racist cunt, that's obviously former first lady Michelle Obama
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>>75215825
it was lost to the slavs eons ago
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>>75215791
young muslim "youths" get up to everything that chavs do but they don't speak english
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>>75215821
it
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>threat level raised to critical, soldiers deployed across the country
ah yes
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>No you racist cunt, that's obviously former first lady Michelle Obama
fucking state of this gimps banter, disgraceful
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>>75215862
>gif
fuck off
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>>75215825
Hey, Slavs > Poland Is Not Yet Lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhL2UJtkxmI
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>>75215862
sound one safe
*drinks red stripe*
ere stay strong ar kid yeah?
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>when a movie uses its title in dialogue
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>>75215891
>ahhh yes so this is the alien: covenant

wtf???
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>>75215852
honestly just group these people as chavs, their chavness outweighs their religiosity

same for all chavimmigrants

https://youtu.be/0gNk1FrgBJg?t=67
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I used to be so fit 6 years ago, now I'm just skinnyfat
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gf started work before me so I've had a wank and a shower and I still have time to shitpost before my shift
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this is all the fault of Her Majesty's Governments for allowing the Libyan Islamists fleeing from Qaddafi's just wrath.
I just heard today on Radio 4 and Daily Pol. that Manchester has what is Molenbéék to Belgium, but Libyan AND with some Islamistic oppositional movement which organized against Qaddafi before Blair's rapprochement in the desert.
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>>75215901
this post was so poorly constructed it made me howl
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off to cut a shite
see you in a bit lads
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>>75215910
working tomorrow but my car has a busted radiator so I have to take the bus with the aborigines and the mental patients because mummy told me to fuck off when I tried to bum a lift
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business idea: commit terrorism until they give me a gf
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>>75215891
Now I see that we truly are The Avengers: Age of Ultron
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>>75215937
>mummy told me to fuck off when I tried to bum a lift
nothing in this world is free, my penal posterity pal
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business idea: privatise the NHS
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>>75215923
Never been to /tv/?
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>>75215972
>when I tried to bum a lift
bit gay
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>>75215891
>we're some kind of suicide squad?
can't believe this actually happened
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>>75215981
I'll lift your bum if you catch my meaning
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business idea: encourage government to marry me off to a terrorist who declares jihad on my body and bombs my boipucci
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>>75215974
why are the posh middle class boys on here so obsessed with privatising a universal service
oh wait
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>>75215916
http://beforeitsnews.com/international/2017/05/uk-government-harbored-terrorists-linked-to-manchester-blast-for-decades-2493344.html
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>>75216025
>posh middle class boys

I wish
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13032149

please vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/13032149
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>>75215989
AYO
HOL UP
YOU FINNA SAY THAT
WE SUM KINNA
DC Comic's Suicide Squadâ„¢?
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Business idea: invest in the cryptocurrency bubble before it pops
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For me, it's La Marseillaise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1SQOeHQCQ
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business idea: hard brexit
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>>75216043
we are here
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off to my tinder date
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>>75216037
indians by a country mile

aborigines are actually interesting looking and kind of cool in a fucked up way, the darkest africans are the same and south east asians are easily ignored due to their shy nature and low stature, while indians are fucking everywhere, smell like shit, and you have to interact with them enough to be annoyed on a daily basis
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>>75215896
>tattoo
>giant inflated lips
>wearing a skirt with just a bra

dirty slag
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>>75216025
most proponents of billionaire favourable policies are actually poor
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>>75216090
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>>75215896
so quirky!! :p
:3
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>>75215989
>Mr President, this is Dr Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

Took me right out of it tbqh
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>>75216037
some indians are pretty fit
don't think i've EVER seen a fit abo
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>>75216075
Nah, that would have been when BTC gained it's users. It's actually at the enthusiasm/greed stage.
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>>75215891
>forget it Jake, it's Chinatown
turned it off right there and then
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>>75216112
goodness me
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>>75215989
>I guess... in a way.... we're all the blade runner
really did my head in
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>>75215337
The Tories have been in power for 7 years
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>>75216134
interesting point
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>>75215891
>Welcome to Jurassic Park
I just turned it off at that point.
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>>75216148
kek
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Pour moi c'est Que Dieu garde la Reine

https://youtu.be/Xm7CZvvsC64
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>facetime family
>mum puts my sister on the phone
>whats up
>the world is a horrible place, i hate muslims anon
>so you fucking should
>i love how much more racist you've gotten since you've been in Australia cause it's totally okay to be racist there
Won't be long until my entire family moves to Australia for the second round of colonisation.
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>>75215325
>>75215332
>>75215333
>>75215359
>>75215332
shall be 'capping these when I return at dusk.
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>>75216154
2, mate. 5 years was a coalition
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>>75216135
>It's actually at the enthusiasm/greed stage
but that means i dont have much time to make the rest of my money
anyway i think we're still earlier than that. You're just now seeing any companies really adopting crypto (like the Ethereum Alliance or whatever gay name it has, and that japanese airline that accepts payment in bitcoin)
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>>75216180
oi does ur sister need a root bro ill root her???
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>>75216205
nah cunt its aite thanks for the offer tho x
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GOT A JOB LADS

HOLY FUCK
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>>75216244
grats lad
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>>75216202
We'll see, it'll be interesting to see how everything unfolds. That's for damn sure.

https://twitter.com/BeautyBubble/status/867175337666523138
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listening to the ACT police scanner

christ what a bunch of boring cunts we are
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>>75216134
Mauboy is ok for a half-abo
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>>75216244
kind of sad that this is our reaction to getting a shitty minimum wage job
are you northern too?
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Morrissey going full rorke haha
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Hate flappy hats.

Love pints.

Simple as.
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>>75216244
yes yes well done anon, well done anon
HOWEVER
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http://scanact.net/listen-live.html

hospital worker just called the police because she got locked out and her keycard isn't working

interesting stuff lads
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>>75216268
Hmm, can you listen to police scanners in specific suburbs/areas?
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>>75216180
never occured to me before but not im annoyed at how many dumb rorkes are going to waddle their way over here if they can
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Booking an airbnb in Lisbon
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swear bottles of pepsi have gotten smaller
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>>75216244
>GOT A JOB L--
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>>75216303
probably
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>>75216290
How is this legal? Couldn't criminals listen in to these channels to gain the upper hand in certain scenarios?
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>>75216318
nah you're just getting bigger, which is a real concern considering how much pepsi you drink, big'un
*wobbles your belly*
*slaps your pepsi out of your hand*
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These lads outside the gaf
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>>75216244
FONT
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>>75216205
t. subhuman wog
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>>75216244
well done
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Might go to nandos for lunch
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>>75216308
Because despite your socialism you live ina country of rorkes and benefit from the superior ideology of rorkism
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>>75216318
how big are they supposed to be
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>>75216355
adios Abdib
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>>75216244
proofs??
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>>75216355
wonder if i'll see them around brighton
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>>75216355
>soft little saxons think this is noteworthy
Lmao
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the gf
https://www.instagram.com/jordanspencer94/?hl=en
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Me in the red x
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>Because despite your socialism you live ina country of rorkes and benefit from the superior ideology of rorkism
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putting a wash on, got any whites to fill the load?
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>>75216421
im glad ive never found a girl named jordan attractive
would be weird being attracted to someone with your own name
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>>75216452
yeah this

*spunks in your hands*
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alright lads
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>>75216282
love are Moz
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>>75216467
doxxed
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>>75216452
>not mixing everything

Poof.
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>>75216431
Wigger
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>>75216479
Stewart Lee's lost weight.
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Which places are you considering moving to now that this is the new normal lads
for me:
Bratislava, Ljubljana, Budapest, Zagreb, Prague
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>>75216431
>full-hd
>all those obvious pixels
hMMmm
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>>75216420
very proud of needing constant supervision
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>>75216460
fucking menopause
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>>75216467
jordan is an utter runt name for men
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I am being oppressed
Help
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>>75216452
*Hands you my skid-mark covered tighty whiteys*

Yeah do that for me will you luv
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>>75216467
are you the Jordan who has a pic with a motorbike on facebook?
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>>75216431
feel like it wouldn't smell nice in that room
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need a job but there are no jobs up here
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>>75216508
Tel Aviv
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>>75216536
vocaroo us a song
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>>75216533
suits me then
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I've found girls with my own name attractive and it would be funny to date one
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>Old Muslim friend from school likes somebody's status on the 'cebook saying the attack was are a justified retaliation for the west bombing the middle east
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-40028469/man-arrested-outside-buckingham-palace

a swarthy gentleman with a knife has been arrested near the queen

no terrorism though dont worry :)
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>>75216567
Then you can marry and you'll both have the sanme first name and surname haha
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>>75216516
Boys will be boys haha x
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>>75216546
i don't have facebook
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just took a massive bong rip lads

might do a sleep now
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>>75216558
What should I tell her?
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When you say it's gonna happen "now", well when exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long and all my hope is gone.
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can't tell if blacked is ironical at this point
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>>75216590
why would you even bother having a go at the queen? she must be one of the most protected people on earth
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>>75216558
Don't know her number
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watching some runt go spastic as the pcp i laced his weed with kicks in
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>>75216633
100% true story: my mates mental cousin was the fella who climbed in her window and asked her for a cigarette

So protected
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>>75216606
so you're not Jordan Knight?

remember this guy posted his fb on here, and he was 100% australian
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If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.
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who /scheming something/ here
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>Anon my mum wants to meet you haha
what in the blooming HECK i'm not even going out with you fs
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... Test tweet ... they're topping up yesterday's headache with plumbing banging .... FYI ... Picture 24 May 2017 .. https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/867328279317020674/photo/1
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Holding in a big shite. Do I go before or after a shower?
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>>75216668
They probably changed their procedures after that incident, it was like 1982
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>>75216678
forwarding this post to he ol' 'CHQ
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>>75216716
stomp it
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>>75216716
why would you EVER poo after a shower
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*walks away from you*
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>>75216718
>it was in the middle of a war
Embarrassing for you lads in all honesty
>>
>>75216728
I will never become a waffle stomper m8.
>>
>>75216734
Broken Britain
>>
>>75216670
i think he barely comes here anymore
>>
the correct order is
shit
shave
shower
>>
>>75216696
Her mum wants her to have a bf, and is considering you as a candidate
>>
>>75216798
>not shaving after a shower so your face is already moistened
>>
Which type of atmospheric pressure is required for high humidity?
The Weather Channel is giving me a read of 71% and dew–point of 56°F with pressure at 30.27" of mercury (or 14.865 PSI).
>>
>>75216696
just be yourself
>>
>>75216816
You shower after your shave to clear your pores
>>
>>75216816
>getting hair everywhere

just moisten it at the sink, thick cunt
>>
Muslims are the real victims here, wish people would stop criticising Islam and Islamic terrorist attacks happen sm h hopefully our kindness and John lennon songs can help stop these almost weekly attacks
>>
I shave during my shower
>>
>>75216818
who gives a fuck just ask siri what the humidity is

fuck off
>>
>>75216805
Her mum hasn't even seen me before, why would she choose me as a candidate?
>>
Might complete a language on Duolingo in the next few days
>>
feel bad for aussies and new Zealanders. must feel left out all the time
>>
Never shit shaved or showered in my life
>>
>>75216879
Left out of suicide bomb attacks?
>>
>>75216875
Because she obviously talks about you a lot to her mum. Contrary to the memes women know that looks aren't everything in a man
>>
>>75216860
Same, I also brush my teeth in the shower too. I'm utterly obsessed with doing everything as efficiently and as quickly as possible so I can get back to wasting time doing literally nothing
>>
>>75216875
some girls can't mention boys without their parents installing a car seat
>>
I shit during my shower
>>
>>75216907
Was going to say "shots fired" but that might be dangerous in this current climate.
>>
>>75216879
think it must be an odd sensation to be a bunch of random europeans isolated in the middle of nowhere with nothing but chinks in every direction once you do come up to another country

need to go to australia one day to see what it's like
>>
>>75216911
hot water and steam will soften enamel so when you brush you're damaging your teeth.
>>
>>75216907
nah, just noticed liverpool flew out to meet your guys and no one else cares
>>
24 degrees here in Sodom and Gomorrah (aka Middlesbrough and Stockton)
fucking melting
>>
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>>75216794
is this the Jordan Knight you're talking about? cos the guy on fb definitely isn't him (much more handsome desu)
>>
It's absolutely nuts that we are going to leave the EU and cozy up to the USA. Absolutely insane
>>
>>75216946
quite warm here but got a breeze going through the room, thank god
>>
>>75216977
>and cozy up to the USA
Are you implying that hasn't been pretty much our primary foreign policy for the last ~70 years
>>
>>75216946
t. paki child nonce
>>
>>75216977
fuck off
>>
>>75216977
ah yes let's get exploited an even greater superpower that owes us less
>>
STOCKTON MENTIONED
>>
>>75216991
god doesn't exist
>>
just done a delicate shart
>>
Stockton
>>
I rate Asia but I do not rate Europe. I also do not rate Paul Pogba.
>>
for me, it's my willy
>>
fucking wish muslims would just go nuts and blow all of middlesbrough up

shithole needs wiping off the face of the earth
>>
>>75217007
are you calling the EU a superpower?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbS0tJ6S4Xg
choone
>>
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>>75217030
it is/was
>>
>>75216946
23 here in Hull.
>>
*drops a poo on Dresden*
>>
For me Clive, Asian women are almost too humble.
>>
Just stuck £50 on Ajax win BTTS.
>>
>>75216977
who cares lol
>>
>>75216948
no i know thats not jordan knight
>>
>>75217051
doesn't have anything near the force projection required
>>
>>75217051
>that military spending
source required
>>
said some very nasty things to the gf last night

100% had her crying herself to sleep

feel bad
>>
>>75217102
good lad
>>
https://twitter.com/levantina_/status/867122273274167296
>>
*hops your head off the wall*
>>
>>75217051
>obesity
now thats not relevant is it
>>
>>75217123
>palestinian marxists

and they wonder why their country is so shit
>>
https://twitter.com/NYCAntifa/status/867096909206388736
based kurds
>>
ah yes twitter statuses in /brit/ i shall be opening them all I'm sure they're really fascinating
>>
>>75217167
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/867337379786489856

there you go la'
>>
>>75217090
duh because it's not a country

but the US response since it's creation is evidence enough
>>
hate hate. love love and pints
>>
@75217167
I shall not give you the satisfaction
>>
>>75217193
what?
>>
>>75217051
*437,346,499
*$15.111tn
*121
*$251.7bn
>>
>>
>>75217051
these statistics are really misleading, and the EU parliament has very limited powers over the member states compared to the US so it should also describe the structure of each member state's parliament.
>>
>>75217214
u been in a coma lad?
>>
>>75217250
you can't call the EU a superpower when a war between it and the only actual superpower in the world would be over in a week
>>
>>75217245
True. it was potential. but the comparative size and scale spoke for itself.
>>
*waits for the next thread*
>>
>>75217051
most of this is the northern powerhouse though
>>
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"a country that has the capacity to project dominating power and influence anywhere in the world, and sometimes, in more than one region of the globe at a time, and so may plausibly attain the status of global hegemony."

the EU isn't a superpower, maybe at best a Great Power
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEKEO6Rcu1A&feature=youtu.be

succumbing to having the normbots top up my headache
>>
If anyone's watching the news of the raid on an apartment in Manchester, seems like this is the apartment that's been raided haha

https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/17133590
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>>75217336
>>75217336
>>75217336
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