/asean/

MAUNA ANG MEYOR
PUTANG INA

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Como estas?

>>75213820
>not Pertamax
You blew it.

Have any of you /asean/ons went to /a/ "Write your own plot" threads before? If so then which premises have you created on your own?

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I want blasphemous fags like Frederik to receive capital punishment.

>>75213870
Tons.

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>>75213775
IIIIIIVE BECOME SO NUUUUMB

>>75213941
What about this I made just yesterday?
https://pastebin.com/f74G2FWQ

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princess of asean

>>75213870
"That copypasta" should be banned on sight. Instead it sometimes takes a while to be deleted.

>>75213964
If worst comes to worst, will his popularity rise, or will it drop like a rock?

Also, where are the leftists? I thought they hate martial law.

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>>75214008
Prince of asean

>>75214008
that's a dick

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I'M A GUY DANG IT

>>75214008
You look a bit androgynous but still attractive. I still like you as a friend.

>>75214026
>posting the crappy photoshopped version
>not posting the original version
0/10

>>75214017
Depends if he actually does it.

>>75214005
I'll read after work.

>>75214052
stop resisting

>>75214082
Then please tell me once you do.

>>75214017
>Also, where are the leftists?
Aren't you a fucking Leftist, Frederik Ezekiel de Jesus? You wrote a blogpost a couple of years ago stating that you "identify with the left".

>>75214076
>crappy photoshop
Shopped or not you still look crappy.

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>>75214026
>prince

>>75214052
Not anymore ^^

>>75214081
But what about the leftists? Given how leftists went through a lot during Marcos, I'm surprised they haven't criticized him yet. In fact, looking online, it seems a few leftists actually *support* martial law there.

>>75214110
Center left. There's a difference between being center left and being far left. Parlance here in the Philippines is that "leftists" refers to the far left (i.e. Bayan Muna and friends).

Can any good looking flips on this thread make a face reveal and redeem your country's pride? I'm feeling quite uneasy knowing that one of my (You)s went to these people.

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>ambiguous tweet about a girl
>girl i meant it for likes it

what does this mean?

>good looking flip

How can a piece of shit look good

>>75214187
you're in mate
althought you might be gay too, probably want to see a doctor about that

Why is fried chicken popular in Indonesia? It was everywhere I went. There was even something called JFC which was like Andoks but served fried chicken instead of roasted.

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Since Martial Law if for 60 days starting from May 23, then it should end by July 21.

Afterwards, Congress is needed for an extension.

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>>75214053
That isn't me

How can you tell if a flip is a boy or a girl?

>>75214373
You flip em.

>>75214331
Because you just went to ordinary restaurant instead of an authentic traditional Indonesian restaurant which serves all sorts of chicken cuisine with shitton of spices from all around this country.

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>>75214373
You can't

Well, what a tiring day for me. How was yours /asean/?

>>75214605
Still working with qts.

>>75214605
I tried twerking today

>>75214152
>good looking flips
Impossible, even the one with Spanish blood still can't redeem their pride.

>>75214675
>even the one with '''''''Spanish''''''' blood still can't redeem their pride
they were a source of shame then, they're still a source of shame now.

>>75214541
>Why don't you turn that regular porn thing into a reality.
I read that in a filipino accent

>>75214631
Lucky you, I'm surrounded by qts but I'm too self-concious to ask em out. I said fuck it and asked one and she turned me down, so eh.

>>75214636
post youtube video.

>>75215028
GET IN HERE /x/

>tfw only 500 pesos left until May 31
I don't wanna sell my body again. HALP!

>>75215081
>again
story time?

>>75213516
One tsunami wasn't enough.

>>75215147
get an original flag you dickweed

>>75214152
I will if all of you wil just remove my forehead and imotou in the pic of uglies. TIA

>>75215159
Go bug Liberians instead.

>>75215159
W-why are you bullying us, big bro?
;_;

>>75215114
Why? So you can jerk off on my suffering?

>>75215164
We can use your new pic to cover your imouto tbqh.

>>75215201
Promise?

There's these filipino girls that constantly harass me. What do?

>>75215237
Pinky promise if you also add timestamp desu.

>>75214878
Wish they stop chatting.

>>75215190
Of course not ;)

>>75215247
Slap that bitch, teach her not to mess with the leafs.

>>75215247
slather her in maple syrup and lick it.

>>75215277
I can't hit a women! Even if she's filipina! It's just wrong! That's barbaric!

>>75215331
>>75215344
no

>>75215344
If she's acting like a bitch then treat her like one! Raep her.

>>75215403
No! They're cute filipinas, my hormone won't let me do it!

>>75215479
Then you'll spend your life as a cuck who got bullied by tiny pinoy girl who's too beta to resist.

>>75215539
I HATE PINOYS!

One of them is chubby, one of them is thin and young, and the other is in between, and they won't stop talking shit to me! And I can hear them laugh! When they speak tagalog or whatever language they speak, they're probably talking shit about me!

>>75215276
Just kidding. My mum raised us good. But there's that one time that I borrowed 20pesos from my sexmate to cover my fare home.

>>75215259
I don't trust you.

>>75215606
>sexmate
story pls

>>75215267
Haha banyak awek tapi tak bran nak ayat!
>sep sikit

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>>75215598
Good, good, let the hate flow through you, young cuck.

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>sep sikit

Still waiting lads
although it's not particularly long time this time it is super important so every second feels like a minute
plus I had some liquid confidence but its about to wear out

>>75215717
They're all sisters too! They're evil! And they're filipino!

>be Filipino
>go to Europe
>everyone thinks I am South American

Anybody else get this

>>75215631
Then the pinoys will always be regarded as uglies and your imouto will forever on the wall of shame. If that's what you want then fine by me senpai.

>>75215729
>pls post kote

>>75215748
Yeah yeah, story's time over fuck them or fuck off.

>>75215735
she might be too busy banging another dude to answer txt

>>75216000
maybe if she was flip

>clearly aboriginal/orang asli nose
fucking looking like Lat i swear

>>75215670
Just get your Makcik to find one for you. Some FELDA girl who got straight Cs in her SPM and works at the KFC. She'll be a loyal wife, bears 7 kids for you and sell cosmetics online. Good luck.

>>75214109
First story is meh/generic mahou shoujo type plot.

Second is probably the best of the three as it got a storytelling adventure kinda feel though the lost continent part is just Antarctica.

Third might make a good action/thriller.

>>75215767
probably why Spaniards were talking to us in Spanish without even considering that we may not speak it.

>>75216411
>First story is meh/generic mahou shoujo type plot.
The setting had some potential at least if done right. The show will contain 12 episodes and will tell a linear plot that will slowly reveal things about Quallum and the girls wearing armors patterned after butterflies. First five episodes focus on the main five characters and around episode six will include a twist midway. The remainder will focus on the origins of Kamdo Island and the Quallum apocalypse is the story's version of the Walpurgis Night.

>though the lost continent part is just Antarctica.
It's going to be Atlantis most likely. It will have 24 episodes and the plot's structure will be similar to Jules' Verne novels and it will be episodic in the first half (on the outside at least), however important plot points will be told subtly and it is through a major plot twist in the second half that things gets pubicly revealed to the viewer. Heins' memory loss and origins of Luna and other haunting spirits will are recurring themes in the story throughout.

The third one will be split-cour with 12 episodes each, with the first half focusing on Mashiro's story and the latter half focusing on the Master's story. The anime is summarized as cyberpunk Robin the Hood meet 1984 with a touch of Blade Runner. Mashiro will ride a flying motorcycle to travel the world along with his vigilante group.

>>75216184
>tfw makcik/pakcik kahwin lambat
My first female cousin was just born last month.

I'm giving up senpai, nak hisap kote je

>Konomi Suzuki's single seems to have flopped
Fuck.

>>75216486
Funny. When I was in Bali people sometimes mistook us for Indonesians and thus would sometimes first talk to us in Indonesian. Luckily most people there knew at least some English.

>>75216604
>Fuck.
Even the anime she sings for (Akashic Records) flopped as well, don't you think?
It's like Break a spell all over again.

Thats it man, 2 options now.
>Submit to Islam and be pious af, finish the Quran and go for hajj, and finally marry a chubby 30+ milf
or
>Join Christianity and be a monk, living a celibate life with no women to accompany and/or distract me
NO
OTHER
ROAD

>>75216604
Her music is getting old. She needs to get with the times now

>>75216604
Same shit happened when I was in Hong Kong, A police suddenly called me and asked me for my Hong Kong ID in fucking chinese or whatever they speak, showed him my passport instead and was left off the hook. I didn't bother asking why he did so though, probably because I look like a student skipping class and during that time HK students are still in their class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb4RG5lFxbg

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

LONG LIVE THE ARMY AND FUCK THE POLICE

>>75216498
First would still be Madoka clone in the end though people would still probably like it.

Now second could a kino given an appropriate pencil colour art style .

Third would gain anime loving commies.

>>75216675
Doesn't look like a flop from Stalker. It's not doing that well but it's probably not going to be a flop either.

>>75216780
But she's still relatively new and she's still young (just 20 years old).

>>75216498
Didn't read it, no comment on first two
Third one sounds interesting, but only cause I like Blade Runner
>>75216735
There are nuns m8

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Ive never had a gf and still a kissless virgin in my 25 y.o.
thought?

>>75216604
Sometimes chinks, nips and gooks would talk to me in their language when I'm in europe. And some hoodlum euros would chingchongdingdong me as well.

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>>75215767
No

>>75216972
>chinks
yeah, I don't think they care if you can't speak it; I saw someone once trying to speak mandarin to a fucking Spaniard, asking for directions, the Spaniard only went '¿?¿?¿?'

>>75216951
Same mate.
Just turn 25 this day and plans to be khhv till 30 or something.
Never really try to get one honestly.
Is it really that hard?

has that Malay camwhore posted anymore pics here? Was she even real?

>>75217098
I'm starting to doubt that she's real, Blake.

>>75216604
>>75216972
I always got Hola
I remember in Vienna some ticket sellers would try to stop me with "Colombia? Mexico? Espanol?"

>>75217098
Yes
See >>75214008

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>tfw chink gf

>>75217170
I have an asean gf, but she is westernised.

Am I missing out on pure asean girl?

>>75217209
chinese malaysian girl is the purest maiden

>>75216735
>be laity
>sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

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>>75217038
>>75217150
I already told this story before but I'll tell again.
>went to hotel reception
>reception tries to be friendly and greets me by saying konnichiwa
>replies good night and tells him I want to stay the night and handed out passport
>he's confused and murmured is brunei even a real country when he read my passport
>mfw
>shows him on google
>he's became embarrassed and apologizes
>proceed as usual

Hallo my friends

>>75217591
Hello viking sama.

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>"We must ensure the existence of the Malay race"~ PM Najib

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want malay-chan to come back

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>>75217632
>The Malays will never die out from this earth

Naj

>>75217614
How is life in upsite down poland?

>>75217591
I went to Copenhague last year. It was a good experience.

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Post favorite movies asean
Will never ever get tired of Heath Ledger

>>75217697
It can be better but at least I'm still alive.

>>75217721
What did you do in copenhagen and
Are you from ASEAN?

>>75217737
you would feel more alive with gf

>>75217756
She's our precious French-Moroccan regular desu.

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I have to return to the shit hole that is the Philippines next year for my grandparents' golden wedding.

Will all these shenanigans that the Philippines is going through come to pass within the next year? I'd rather take the fallout of not attending than stepping foot in there.

>>75217737
Don't live your life like that you have to take chances just breathing holds no value in itself

Also Will indonesia continue to turn towards shariastan or can i wait to visit

>>75217795
good blog

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>>75217722
I miss him

10 Things I Hate About You is unironically still my favourite Heath film

>>75217784
Ohh makes me sad... arabs are the only people i just dont like bt default.

>>75217756
I go to /asean/ because I am interested in the region in the first place.

I only visited some spots alongside my mother and one of my sisters and I liked visiting some Royal palace, went to an amusement park and had even seen the statue of Little Mermaid. My trip last for four days.

>>75217881
I've been a guard there once at the royal palace

>>75217855
Morocco isn't that bad imho but that would be because its the only Arab country I have went to.

>>75217765
It's been months since my breakup with my gf, I have to admit that I'm starting to miss talking to her.

>>75217818
Well, I'm doing my best to focus on the good things that happen in my life rather than the bad ones. No, we won't be sharia-shithole as long as our current government still exist (as long as you don't go to Aceh).

>>75217839
Why would you even bother responding if you're not going to answer?

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>>75217722
The classics

>>75217913
Is that so? I have uploaded a video from my former phone to see the military parade and I like the uniform designs.

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>>75217844
loved it as well, and casanova
he died so young
F
>>75217913
pls tell stories

>>75217855
Well, she's fine but you shouldn't judge people through racial prejudice.

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I'm island nigger now
Accept me Filipina

>>75217632
>>75217691
It sure hell isn't a problem since they're still breeding above the replacement rate.

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>>75217989
of course
made a lot of careers
also

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>>75218023

>>75217067
dunno
we all will get one eventually i believe
good luck to you m8

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>>75217722
Really funny and it was the first time I saw the french guy from Da Vinci code

>>75218023
>>75218052
>cheap samsung with custom comic san font

kys mat rempit nigger

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I heard news that the Martial Law is going to spread to Visayas.

What do lads?

>>75218209
Bendover. Prepare for martial rape

>>75218209
get fucked lad lmao

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>>75218209
Submit to Islam!!

>>75218209
Blame the Tagalogs.

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>>75218237
>>75218259
>>75218301
>>75218313
Will your country accept flip refugees?

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>>75217994
>>75217998
Was in the royal guards in the winter was cold af all the time...

>story
Mary the crownprincess dad often pissed in the swimmingpool when he was drunk. But i guess thats how australians are.

>>75218012
Several personel experiences have made me wary around arabs.

>>75218343
fuck off we're full

we already have more than enough druggie degens here

>>75218206
fucking wish my man
>no bohsia gf to fuck and share with my fellow rempits
>no drugs to abuse and pharmacies to rob
>no racing with my rempit homies and dying under an 18-wheeler
Instead I'm just a middle-class weirdo with no friends and no gf. Also got issues so now I apparently have Schizoid PD and BPD, and also asexual.

>>75218209
Appeal it to become marital law instead.

>>75218343
Putang ina
Puno na kami

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>>75218343

>>75218343
As long as you don't set up camps in public park in Singapore just to have sex with the Banglas then we're good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsBtOuP-9Hs

>>75218343
Yes if you're a qt.

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can I be your refugee? I can sleep on the floor and clean for you

>>75218343
You will be my sex slave

>>75218474
You can be in my apartment. I only require sex and cleaning. Also if you make trouble i'll report you to the authorities and they will deport you or put you in a camp =DD

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>>75218573
white people are too strange to me so I'll pass

>>75218663
Why?

>>75218663
I will take you in

>>75218748 is the only correct answer >>75218663 you can lick his boipucci to not pay rent.

I WILL BE HARSSS

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>>75218748
on what terms,bakahime?

>>75218814
I'll move to vietnam come live with me

Why do all asian people watch anime?
Do you have more anime reaction photos than frog reaction photos?

>>75218814
Oh...it's free

>>75219009
yes

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>glorious chink eyes
>balanced 4head
>thick eyebrows

>>75219009
>Why do all asian people watch anime?
Southeast Asia and countries like Korea and China are close to Japan hence why anime culture is strong there, not to mention they used to be occupied by the Japanese in WWII.

>Do you have more anime reaction photos than frog reaction photos?
Yes. I have only one frog pic that I barely use it.

>>75219009
>Do you have more anime reaction photos than frog reaction photos?

50/50

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>>75219034
How kind

>>75218966
consider taking a look at malaysia

>>75219009
a grown man that still watches cartoon needs to be steralized for the good of humanity

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>>75219124
>ugly orang asli nose
>nigger lips
>fat cheeks
>unbalanced chin
>fat neck

>>75219127
I like frog reactions more. It makes me think you are an edgy loser instead of a loser loser.

>>75219124
those are egyptian eyes

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>>75219150
Welcum. We are sharing the same room and shower

>>75219127
I don't think that there's a correlation between anime and Japanese occupation.

>>75219150
All muslims countries are moving towards more sharia because the let the ignorant unwashed masses vote. Vietnam is still a glorious dictatorship

>>75219234
but the R2 is > 0.95

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>>75219190
what's wrong with anime? IMO, I watch for plots and soft porn.

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>>75219212
Can I share with you too? I'm tight don't worry I'll squeeze in.

>>75219263
What do those numbers mean?

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>>75219212

>>75219164
I agree. You must be a clever and succesfull man! Do you wanna be my friend?

>>75219286
haram because creation and bring life to cartoon characters

>>75219292
Are you cute? If so I guess three people is ok

>>75219321
We will get to know one another better ^^

>>75219164
Careful Indon he's gonna make you a sex slave. >>75219326

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>>75219124
>>75219171
Stop posting pls. You can't beat /our guy/ who commemorated the haze couple years ago on /asean/

>>75219286
Nothing wrong with it. Its just that there is a correlation between being an anime watcher and being a worthless human being

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>>75219009
They show anime on TV in SEA

>>75219263
Rape babies from "Pleasure Girls"
>hearing their story on HistoryAsia
Lepas satu, satu. Dh habis satu lagi.
Fuck Jepun sial.

>>75219459
But I want to self-loathe pls.

>>75219326
wtf i like denmark now

>>75219474
I don't tell you how to live your life

>>75219555
I once meet an indo girl. She was a designer from a city i cant remember but i was once called the paris of indonesia

>>75219545
Jepang org best, diamlah cina

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>>75219410
I already know you lots

>>75219658
That's Bandung, the capital of West Java.

>>75219658
>paris of indonesia

Please let that be from bules but no the indons

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>>75219545
If you can't fix your ugliness then lose some weight
If you're afraid to start lifting then at least go jogging
You'll lose weight + the dopamine release will make you feel better
Lose that shitty haircut, you're a fatfcuk, it's not suitable for you at all

>>75214008
It"s a guy.

>>75213775
Yo can someone give me a quick rundown sa Marawi. I live in Mindanao so I'm in it real bad. What did the hajis do now?

>>75219601
Neither do I. I like retards who live like a cow all their life it makes achieving succes in life much more easy

>>75219690
>Kill their men
>Rape their women
>Groom their daughters
>Impale their sons
No more Japan, only Malayan Ryukyu now.

>>75219754
>literally same body type
How'd he lose the tits?
>haircut
Yeah I tried a new barber and I said JUST so he gave me this.

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>>75219658
>paris of indonesia
Aceh?

>>75219713
Yes that was the name. She said it was shit now though.
>>75219753
I dont now what a bules is

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>>75219862
Read this article

http://says.com/my/seismik/dulu-gemok-dan-sering-diejek-kini-jadi-model

>>75219777
He is our new malayqt

>>75219919
You are a cute bule, wink~~

>>75219695
Not enough. So now we should live together to be closer

Have there ever been a asean meet up?

>>75219919
Fair enough, the social gap there is rather disparaging.

>>75220015
I could have sworn that people have been proposing that idea since the inception of this general and never once it realized.

>malayqt won't be posting here again because of bullying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAI4LVVBU6M

>>75220017
She looked like a chink and was hot af we worked out together so i guess she was rich? We meet in singapore

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>>75220015
don't bother

>>75220073
It obviously should be in failpenis. I would like to meet up

>>75220138
/pol/ meetup?

>>75220107
Uh, she's never deliver which is suspicious.

>>75220110
Well, she can go to another country so yes, she's rich.

>>75220138
>me in military cap

>>75220147
Most of the posters here are pinoys, and they did it once >>75220138.

Is Ryukyu native Malay?

>>75220107
B-but we never bully no one

>>75220199
Can you go to another country?
Is a yearly income of 100k = rick?

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So I told my Chinese gf that I want to have sex with her while her Mum rubs my nipples. She doesn't want me to have sexual activity with her Mum. I didn't know my idea would get shot down in flames so bad.

>>75220327
Are you sure?

>>75220356
In what Rupiah??? That's hilarious!

>>75220402
No dollar ofc

Is the Martial Law good?

Pengeng piso flipbrothers. I need to extend so I can shitpost more

>>75219938
i guess i haven't received much insults so i'm not motivated enough to do something about it.
>already have High Blood Pressure at 19 years old
and I'm 3/4 his weight when he was fat.

>>75220305
iirc, Ryukyuans are a separate people than the modern Japs now.

>>75220356
Upper middle class. My dad made about 112k a year and we're definitely not rich.

>>75220448
Yeah, I can go to nearby SEA countries and Straya but that doesn't make me rich.
Yes, minimum wages here is like 300 dollars per month.

>>75220491
heto pare,isang (ikaw)

>>75220512
=(
I thought i could be rich im SEA

>>75220473
meh

>>75220512
Thats a lot what does he do?

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>>75219950
I hope we can become best friends

>>75220632
But isn't Duterte the good guy?

>>75220685
Oh yes. We will be close enough to share the same bed

>>75220692
He is a good guy

>>75220725
>>75220725
Also having your dick inside his anus will optimise the use of apartment space

>>75220593
You'll do more than fine. My standard of "rich" is flying anywhere on a business class. Besides, you're still single right?

>>75220659
He's a managing director. For his title, he's underpaid (if you compared to first world countries)

>>75220473
I think it's okay. Muslim parts in mindanao needs it

>>75220947
And the entire Mindanao has it

Bit degenerate lads but where do I pick up a ladyboy gf?

>>75220270
That's not even 4chan
Don't believe him

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>>75220888
That anon is a girl so it isn't gay though I sure don't mind anal in the shower 0w0

>>75221042
Cebu.

>>75221064
Thanks, I'll treat her good.

>>75221053
That's what I was thinking, there's no way that /pinoy/ can be that normie looking.

>>75221110
You're welcome m8.

>>75220913
Yes i'm single i could fly business but i like to save money to invest i do t own a car either

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>>75214052
Don't be so hesitant, your boipucci belongs to us now

>>75220913
What do you do? Are you going to bee succesfull?

>>75221186
What does gaysax feel like?

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>>75221375
Just like normal sex, just tighter. You don't want to be on the receiving end tho

>>75221434
I though gays had lose assholes

Ayylmao bom panci guys? Check out metromini and tipiwan

lancap pastu tido
this is the life mia familia

>>75213569
they donate most of monas gold when it was being built. It is now indonesia icon and they're given privelage to make acehnistan though the donator is sent to jail in soeharto regimes due to his influence.

*citation needed*

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>>75221186

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>>75220725
do you have a large bed?
do you ever get cold?

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>>75221545
The asshole is actually very tight and not designed for repeated thrusting. That is why anal sex is very painful, not that I received before

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>>75221741
It is actually a single bed so it is only large enough for me. We can share tho

>>75221757
>not that I received before
Hard to believe a guy who's eaten bullshit

>>75221757
Why not i though you where gaysexual?

Is Sundanese food good? Looking for a Bandung girl to be my wife

>>75221882
Why not get a white gf?

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>>75221882
>Looking for a Bandung girl to be my wife

they're sluts

>>75221882
A little bit too sweet for my taste, and yes most Bandung girls are qts.

>>75221676
what does this imply, indumz ?

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Happening in jakarta

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>>75221676
whose hand is this?

>>75221676
Is there any Jakbro here?
https://news.detik.com/berita/d-3510938/ada-potongan-tubuh-di-tkp-ledakan-terminal-kampung-melayu

>>75221882
Good, sundanese like raw vege.
their food is usually are salty

>>75221882
>wanting gold-digger sluts to be your wife
>3D even

ayy lamao

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>>75221807
>>75221882
Just because I like fembois doesn't mean I am gay

>>75221906
Different culture, different expectation. I can ask my Malay wife to cook etc and its acceptable but I don't know how it's going down if I choose a girl of different ethnicity and culture.

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>>75221793
that's cuddling distance

>>75222063
I kind of had a local thai gf once... very confusing

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>>75221980
>sweet

So just like Kelantanese then

>>75217722
good movie tb h. reminds me of mount&Blade tournament

>>75222014
kek

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>>75222058
You didn't say no homo though

>>75222178
You can start to learn Sundanese from now.

>>75222144
Care to share a story?

They said 5 victims so far, 2 of them are cops

>>75222302
Whats the motive behind it?

>>75222246
Do you think local language in Indonesia will be replaced totally by Bahasa Indonesia? Is it achievable?

>>75222270
Denmark can't tell thai gf is a futa. Until 'she' showed him 'her' cleverly tucked dick.

>>75222064
It gets kinda cold here so....

>>75222374
I bet i just for threatening police like before

>>75222406
there is never any intention to replace local language.
we even have local language class at school

>>75222406
Slow but steady, everyone here knows Bahasa Indonesia though.

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>>75222231
Excuse me, that isn't gay

>>75222374
>>75222302
that's what i'd like to know too, maybe the most possible motives is separation movement. it has been a public secret since forever.

>>75222406
definitly

>western countries
>"victims are emotionally disturbed and shaken"

>indonesia
>all are taking selfies of the body parts and smiling while talking to the camera

>>75222471
At least they have common decency not to target civilians, but what's the point in attacking some street police anyway?

>>75222270
Not much of a story
She only speak broken english or broken danish besides thai ofc. Lived with her mother who had married a danish guy. Would freak out if i didnt replay for a day.

>>75222548
don't forget to share it on socmed and get vast amounts of likes part.

this behaviour is what we found ingrained in most of us. really makes my niggle noggin

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>>75222478
You being hesitant to say no homo explains everything clearly

>>75222023
Did someone just bombed my kampung???

>>75222548
You don't share same mentality?

>>75222471
What local language do you learn besides Javanese in school?

>>75222715
i bet only the natives, not the chinks

>>75222603
Also after i started using 4chan i couldnt shake of the image of the cliche wmaf relations. I'm very concerned about what people might think about me so i will only date white girls now even though im more attracted to asian girls

Lihatlah ufuk yang menyeru namaku- Lembayunya mempesona

>>75222682
Shut up you slut

>>75222715
We're the bomber, not the victim

>>75222374
>religion of peace sent their peace message

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>>75222761
Also im scared of getting a son who hates me lol

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>>75222776

>>75222548
And they said that Western run by cold logic while Asian run by emotion.

310

>>75222723
It depends on where you are (Javanese in Central and East Java, Sundanese in West Java, Minang in West Sumatra, etc), but is there any local language class in Malaysia?

>>75222831
Why would they?

>>75222879
>doesnt make any sense
just like their manual book

>>75222723
I learn javanese because i go to java school
other province will have their own local language class

>>75222879
Is that the suicide bomber guy?