/brit/

hate that cunt

got a big fat cocky between my thighs

>>75213523
Paki bastard

>>75213532
>big bowl of sugars

hmm not for me

>>75213537
ex-druggy

>>75213561
Consider suicide

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>Consider suicide

>>75213553
>sugars
Bran flakes
Fruit
Nuts
Honey

I guess there's sugar, but no processed sugar. Just honey and fructose. I don't put sugar in my coffee either. Trying to eat right.

>>75213551
there was some big chain post on the 'witter last night saying how you shouldn't jump to conclusions as the media often gets it wrong in the early stages of the aftermath
cannae think of a single time its been wrong

>Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte says militants beheaded local police chief in southern city.
wew

>>75213609
I can think of tonnes of times it's been wrong but it's always when they say the suspect is white

mudshit exodus back to their dusty shit hole WHEN

MOTHER EUROPA, HANG ON. I'M COMING FOR YOU

*charges mana*
*initiates moon word*
*flies across the atlantic*

>>75213609
>the 'witter
First time that apostrophe gimmick has made me smile.

>>75213623
He's going to fucking obliterate them

>>75213642
hope so

>>75213623
How did ISIS get an invading army from Syria to the Phillipines? Are these Filipino muslims that are trying to take over?

deport monsters not muslims

>>75213680
It's a good question, I'm not entirely sure of the details, but if I were to hazard a guess I'd say a bit of each.

had a VERY heated argument with the chinese gf about taiwan lads

Myanmar and the Philippines need to team up to combat the muslim menace.

>>75213626
Fuck off we're full

Business idea: Fake News, a Fake Taxi-style porn site that has fake news correspondents interviewing and shagging birds

feeling very ANGERY

How will moderate muslims in the west react when Duerte tortures the ISIS invaders to death with a bacon-wrapped pointed stick, and the entire western world cheers him on?

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>>75213665
Was just telling my bf today how I wish we had a leader willing to enact martial law to get rid of muslim filth. Want to see a real leader who really wants to help our country at any means necessary. Not afraid to get Muslim blood on their hands to protect real citizens. For now I'll just have to settle for watching Duerte do it. Gives me hope that a leader like him is possible in the west, one day.

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Whenever there's a terrorist attack why does everyone rush to call the terrorist a 'coward'? You could call him lots of things - evil, insane, deranged, etc - but coward is the last adjective I'd choose. Surely, if anything, the fucker did have guts to blow himself up like that

had a fiery discussion with the black gf about crime rates

>>75213729
>moderate muslims
No such thing. There are simply activated terrorists and future terrorists.

we need the death penalty reinstated to deter attacks like manchester

>>75213734
Because it's generally undesirable to glorify terrorists?

>>75213712
She into taiwan lads now or what?

>>75213712
>tfw no commie gf desu lads

>>75213734
That's all spineless leftists can do, call terrorists "cowards" because they're too scared to call out the real issue

>>75213734
he isn't brave because he thinks he's going to wake up in paki heaven the second he blows up. bravery would be doing it with no expectation of reward.

>>75213734
I think they're projecting, since they lack the balls to even use a real insult

>>75213731
>liking Duerte
You might as well just become a fucking Moslem extremist now, because there isn't much you disagree on.

how do i go about acquiring a british gf?

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erm sweaty

>>75213758
I'd call out your mum
Then stick a thumb
Up her bum
Give it a lick and say
"Mmmmmm yum"

>>75213680
Pre existing flip Muslim insurgents that just have backing/approval from IS

>>75213757
Fucking piff

>>75213770
local mosque

>>75213767
Even excluding the obvious fact that Duerte is Catholic your point makes no sense.

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Ah yes, modern day Britain. Those terrorists won't bring us down, stiff upper lip

>>75213731
Horses for courses, wouldn't want his law over the UK. Would be quite happy to see him btfo out ISIS though. There better be some live streams and drone footage or something.

>>75213799
a white one please

>>75213734
killing yourself to avoid punishment is cowardly

>>75213803
He runs an oppressive police state. The whole point of defending western values is maintaining liberty. Nothing Duerte does maintains any sort of freedom.

>>75213811
>wouldn't want his law over the UK
Yet again proving yourself to be a traitor. He ain't perfect but he's a million times better than the conservatives you are voting for.

>>75213752
haha no she just thinks it's part of china

>>75213754
she's neochinese e.g. hypercapitalist won't pay taxes

>>75213792
I assume these were all "moderate" muslims, right up until they began marching down the street cutting off people's heads...

what's the best london borough for a white?

>>75213804
How exactly do you want the average person who has absolutely no control over their government's behaviour to react?

>>75213839
Which translates to not disagreeing with Muslims on anything does it? Dumb cunt. Not everyone is a libertarian.

>>75213839
>western values
pipe down chief

which would you rather
>son converts to islam
>son comes out as bent/tranny

>>75213869
the bender

>>75213854
vote

>>75213869

tranny. and he better be cute

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People being blown up is completely normal, can't let those terrorists bring us down. Carry on, off to work. We can't do anything about it

>>75213839
There's plenty to criticise but you sound like a uni student who reads a single fb """"article"""" and thinks they know what they're talking about. It is in no way a police state and although one should be cautious knowing some of the country's history and his character, martial law is absolutely the appropriate response to such an attack.

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manny lad here

office paki wasn't in yesterday and didn't ring work

he's come in today acting really sketchy and nervous, he was literally shaking trying to make a cup of tea and spilling it

he lives in fallowfield

>>75213869
2nd option without a doubt

>>75213852
Richmond, Westminster, Brixton (up'n'coming'n'that), Kingston, Twickenham

*heems the irish*

>>75213869
islam, we've all been there haha it's just a phase. sex change is permanent

>>75213869
Either way he's getting beat and disowned, so does it really matter?

>>75213915
alri duerte

>>75213844
>killing people over drugs
I'm not convinced.
>>75213869
#2

>>75213895
have you informed mi5?

>>75213895
you genuinely better report him lad, can't be having pakis running about spilling tea.

which would you rather
>daughter converts to islam
>daughter comes out as bent/tranny

>>75213839
drug use isn't part of western values you spacker

>>75213895
think this calls for an anonymous tip to the police

>>75213924
He only kills dealers. Users have the ability to turn themselves in and receive help.

>>75213921
Alri lad

>>75213932
Tranny because then I can kill them and make it look like a more plausible suicide.

>>75213804
But he's absolutely correct. Terrorists always attack big cities to kill more people because big cities are crowded and there are no secret services which may give you 100% protection.

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Been looking at pics of ariana grande and there's something a bit unnerving about her. Doesn't really look Human. Think it's the eyes

>>75213782
Ah yes, the inferior brother.

>get wisdom teeth removed
>reveals they fucked up the next teeth along by growing weird
>dentist says they're 50/50 on whether they can be saved with a filling or have to be removed
>double down on the oral care and I don't just mean visiting your mum twice a week
>can now feel a hole in the back of one of them
FUCK

>>75213932
islam, easy. saves her from being a slut and she'll get bored of it soon enough

>>75213954
>spic
>human
pick one and only one

>>75213869
bent is one thing. I know some well adjusted gays. I'd rather him be a murderer than a fucking tranny though

Many things to criticise the little Pinoy guy over but killing drug pushing cunts isn't one of them

wouldn't mind islam if i could have a pint
anglican islam when

>>75213939
still, that bloke Gaz who's a bit of a character and sells a bit of weed doesn't deserve to die.

>>75213963
>getting passed around by pakis saves her from being a slot
Hmm

>>75213954
dark eyes make people look more soulless.

>>75213954
1000 cock stare

>>75213895

>spillin' tea

BY GOD CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD

any update on the lad with the pinned back ears

>>75213970
she was actually born white, she had skin bleaching and plastic surgery to look more exotic

>>75213970
She's literally North African.

>>75213985
All drug dealers should be shot

>>75214004
>born white
>had skin bleaching
wew

Feeling extremely ANGRY for some reason lads

Blaming it on SSRI withdrawals but still, blimey. Want to punch holes in walls and stuff. Need to calm down.

>>75213895
do you usually talk to him

>>75214002
What IS the British equivalent of the National Guard?

The Territorials?

>>75213985
Then stop selling weed and live.

>>75213970
shes not even a spic shes italian american
look at pics of her as a teen and shes much whiter, they literally changed her name and made her tan a lot to appeal to the spics in America

>>75214003
Forgot about are dumbo. Who other /brit/ gimmicks would you lads like an update from? For me, it's got to be The Wet Stalker

>>75213954
I legit have eyes as dark as this. Guess I'm not human then :(

>>75214034
*rubs your belly*

>>75214003
hear he's flying in soon haha

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>>75214045
>not a spic
>italian

>>75214034
its the globalists

>>75213975
Why does brit talk about him and Muslims? Isn't he fighting drug dealers? Have never heard anything about Muslim genocide in Philippines etc

>>75214070
you're an idiot mate

>>75214045
She's African/Greek

>>75214013
I disagree
>>75214042
he's a bit of a silly sod that 'aint afraid of nothing', absolute prat, granted. Still doesn't deserve to die.

>>75214070
mexicans are darker than mediterraneans desu

Fucking HATE this bizarro google AMP shite, GIVE ME THS NORMAL WEBSITE NOT YOUR JEWGLE FAKE SCROLLING RUBBISH SHITE CUNTS FUCK OFF

Might unironically switch to DuckDuckGo

https://twitter.com/ClarkeMicah

kek he's gone and blamed cannabis for terrorism again

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>>75214060

>>75214091
>She's African/Greek
>She's Afr/eek
>She's a freak

rorkist mongs should go back to the 19th century

>>75214034
Sit down, get comfy and close your eyes. Then just observe your thoughts as they appear. Don't try to change or react to them, just let them drift by as you watch them.

>>75214073
M*slims are huge in the Philippines and South Asia in general lad, look up Abu Sayyaf

Based SAS rorke man on sky

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>>75214090
>>75214104
>Italian diaspora damage control

>>75214135
whatd he say

>>75214092
Natural selection at that point mate

>>75214122
Implying I wouldn't

>>75214146
you actually dont have a clue do you?

>>75214146
Isn't Australia absolutely chock full of Italians? You're likely one of them yourself, Brucio

Suspicious package located in my lower intestine. Bowels to be evacuated.

>>75214036
only inane small talk

he's a heavy bearded 'sheed, always having a go at the other 'sheeds for not going to friday prayers and shit. remeber him also getting really angry once about something that happened to muslims in burma

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>>75214108
>umm no sweetie x

>>75214161
"We should send them back where they came from"

>>75214177
will there be a controlled explosion?

what kind of cretin thinks italians are spics?

>>75214107
shut the fuck up

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whoa lads

>>75214122
And how do you suggest they do that? Not exactly a practical solution, is it? You divvy.

>>75214185
enjoy a rorke who's manly as fuck and could heem any runt who opposes him. i think that's why skinny beta runt rorkes are so cringe desu

>>75214192
You first you stupid little monkey

>>75214194
Bizarre post. The "pattern" he demonstrates is Islam but then he blames Britain

>>75214122
sheeds should go back several centuries
isn't it where they want to be?

>>75214185
you mean hell? *pumps shotgun*

>>75214176
Call me a wog again and I'll heem you runt

>>75214162
You're right, but I'd still rather it not have to get that severe. I want more freedom, not less.

>>75214214
Tommy Robinson rorkes: good lads
Thailad rorkes: in the bin

>>75214184
erm...sweeite....I already did this
>>75213782

>>75214194
True desu. The LYING media don't care that his dad was a NATO moderate rebel in Libya.

>>75214214
Don't like the idea of you enjoying me desu

Bomber thought to have been a 'mule' using device built by someone else. More Govt announcements expected today.


https://twitter.com/FrankRGardner/status/867325212592930816

So that's why the threat was raised to critical, he was only a cuck

https://twitter.com/GamerGateAntifa/status/866800918741864448
screaming

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>>75214176
yes but they're all dying off now since they're mostly octogenarians, we're replacing them with vibrant and diverse hordes of browns and yellows

>>75214239
>votes tory
>i want more freedom not less
HMMMMMMMM

>>75214214
skinny beta runts are still less cringeworthy than fat beta runt commies

>>75214255
you're like 36 hours behind the news mate

>>75214245
good lad, thoroughly agree

>>75214255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

>277k views

haha

>>75214261
this

>>75214194

Alex Jones has been saying this for weeks.

>>75214245
I agree with Tommy Robinson, This video was on point.
https://youtu.be/Rket4xvu_ac

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watching the gold

>>75214284
should've linked to his patreon

>>75214250
i reckon i could heem you pretty easily

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If Tim is a schizo, then why does he share post literally every private detail of his life on the internet? I mean he posted his fucking bank details for fucks sake. I don't understand how his extreme willingness to expose himself can coexist with his extreme paranoia

>>75214284
wonder what his parents think of his transformation in less than a year from basement dwelling NEET with a suit fetish to an internet businessman making thousands a month by reviewing awful fast food

>>75214034
have a cheeky benzo

why are you guys so angry about part and parcel of a major city

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Got this webcam up on my second monitor for atmosphere:
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

And I swear to God, a fucking cockerel just appeared, hopping along the steet. Came up from the bottom of the screen and went up and round that corner. Weirdest shit. Managed to hit screencap before it got away.

>>75214324
extreme willingness to expose himself

>>75214233
mamma mia, there's a drongo in me billabongo, hasta la pasta mate!

>>75214346
why doesn't it happen in warsaw or tokyo then

the correlation equals the causation in this case, islam

>>75214346
have a dutch friend

he told me today that we should send all those brown cunts back where they came from

>>75214380
what a fricken racist

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>>75214194
>>75214224
>>75214248
>>75214295
love having all these clever mates. Makes me feel clever too 2bh

Can someone link me those music videos that Tim was in when he was sane?

>>75214364
>has a second monitor dedicated to watching stream of a big black cock
mate

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>the correlation equals the causation in this case, islam

>>75214279
didn't realise it had 20k retweets

>>75214364
what the fuck is wrong with you
you have some yank street on webcam and your typing style is horrific, its so foy i dont even know where to begin, simply disgusting
i think youre literally a "yankboo" now fuck off, youre embarrassing

>>75214338
hes a great business man and future president

23 degrees C in my flat.

>>75214324
severe OCD

>>75213900
when was last time u wre in fulham brudda it's almost all white

>>75214433
Who pissed in your YOUR cornflakes?

>>75214441
just unsubscribed from your blog x

>>75214284

>Kek would never allow for Reviewbrah to be harmed.

jesus

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2017/05/23/the-fake-missing-teens-who-went-viral-after-the-manchester-attack/?utm_term=.f4fbdb2ba325&tid=sm_tw

>>75214463
my cat, furry little cunt is gonna get it soon

>>75214485
virus, shan't

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>>75214463
aosjdkajsdkjasdq

>>75214441
kjskdjsallewowqoeipweri;lk

>>75214394
dskad;lkxjlkdsjfahefjhsg

Found out my eyes have a rapid degenerative condition. Glasses can't help and I'll likely never be able to drive. My backup plan for my already shit life for a long time has been the armed forces but now I can't even do that. Suicide seems genuinely appealing

>>75214433

shut the fuck up you muggy cunt he's alright

and nowt wrong with his writing

>>75214324
i think hes afraid of something so he documents his entire life so that he can prove what he was doing when and where

>>75214520

what's the condition called?

>>75214433
kek wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUMEgHmCY8 <3 u tony

>>75214552
"Shit eyes"

I'm sitting right next to the fucking tranny and I can't hear a thing she's saying because she mumbles everything

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He's back!

>>75214552
Keratoconus and mine is apparently late developing but severe

>>75214520
cya bucks

>>75214520
come here and be my kiwi bf instead

>>75214522
oh dear

now youre on my hate list aswell; very unfortunate for you, very irritating for me

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>>75214573
hmm

>Lancs flag
Hmm..is that Poley?

>>75214520
I had surgery for advanced keratoconus 2 years ago, I'm legally blind without RGP contact lenses but at least it stopped the progression. If I had been born just 2 decades earlier I would be blind right now, sobering thought

Want a blind NEET to live under my bed and sexually abuse now and then

downloading forza horizon 3 lads

>>75214558
Why is glorifying Blair become a meme among students recently? Most of them don't even remember him that well

>>75214573
lmao I have the same thing. Mainly my right eye though. Do you have it in both?

>>75214520
agreed can't see your life getting any betterr

>>75214573
http://www.allaboutvision.com/conditions/corneal-crosslinking.htm

This is what you want mate, the Aus government covered most of my bill with medicare so I assume NZ has similar subsidies

the rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped

*tickles your willy*

>>75214603
If they're blind and living under your bed, I think the NEET bit will take care of itself.

>>75214600

you have that cross linking thing? I did

Got Darksiders and Darksiders 2 for £15.99 lads. Reckon it was a good deal.

>want a black gf
>don't want mixed race kids

anyone else struggle to deal with the slightly paradoxical fusion of jungle fever and white ethno-nationalism?

What the fuck do all Australians have severe eye problems? Is it the UV down there? Haha fucking hell

Australians will naturally evolve into a race of blind naked mole rat things, burrowing underground to escape the sizzling sun. And then the runt farms can finally begin in earnest...

drunk 700ml of voddy last night
on my lonesome
third time in a week haha, might be an alcy

Don't get why so many people deny there are "no go areas" in some British cities

Just because you can physically go there, doesn't mean you will ever want to, due to the high percentage chance you'll be chased out or followed by a group of nigs/pakis

>>75214649
get eggs donated

>>75214597
No.

'bout to play some tomb raider 3

>>75214638
Yeah, at the Vision Eye Institute in Sydney. I had 20/20 vision up until mid 2014 and it was an absolute train wreck in under 6 months, thought I was going mental

>>75214364
Cool pic

>>75214597
i dont think poleaboo shows a reddit flag any more, this lancs just posts a lot of otter and shibe videos

>>75214610
Both but right is worse. Do you have those rgp contacts?
>>75214625
Yeah that's what I'm trying to get asap but my health insurance already told me to get fucked lmao

>>75214651
chuckled at this

>keratoconus occurs in 1 in 2000 people
>3 people in this thread have it

hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75214649
so don't have kids
also whites aren't an ethnicity

>>75214649
>bleach her
>bleached offspring will fuck either other whites or bleached black
>2 generatons down pretty much white but with thicc
wow we're all winners

>>75214608
it isn't really about blair it's more about nostalgia for the first political leaders we saw in our lives
this one's a real corker too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGpXM85qJE

>>75214700
I didn't even know it existed until it happened to me desu, thought I just needed glasses but a few weeks later I was on the operating table

>>75214680
Cheers mate. Just your standard screencap really. I cropped the second monitor bit, and then reduced the size to 75% for convenience. Then added the red circle around the subject. All done in MS Paint. Only took a minute.

>>75214679

I had to pay fully for my surgery. Must have been just before it was listed under Medicare. Did you see are Colin?

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>>75214700
>tfw phimosis occurs 1 in a 1000 and you're one of three lads on /brit/ that have it

>>75214701
would like to preserve the white race though

also I can only really call myself white since I'm a euromutt

>>75214737
>would like to preserve the white race though
Why? White genocide is good.

>>75214700
>there are 6000 people in /brit/ at any one time
>>75214726
What is the procedure like? I'm more worried about my finances at this point t bh

>>75214700

yeah surprised me at first that the Kiwi had it. Then another Aussie. Went to the same clinic as well. Small world

>>75214748
do you miss your foreskin?

>>75214734
Dr. Gerard Sutton

>>75214658
think you might literally be me

though I've been doing it for years and not just a week hahahahaahahaha ahaha

>>75214693
im the original one u litl sht

>>75214733
Honestly just wanted to give you a (You) for your post desu, the other two replies were far too rude for such a innocuous post

>>75214726
interesting, did you just get ratshit vision all of a sudden?

>>75214764
hahahahaha

good stuff mate, love being alive

>>75214694
got a friend with conical eyes and he has special contacts for it, seems to do the job but if he's tired he'll take them out and use really thick glasses instead.

man there are so many life ruining deformities. winged scapula, pidegeon chest, being blind, being under 175cm. should be really lucky if you are a healthy human

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>>75214737
What about a half white/black gf? They tend to have very white looking kids.

>>75214759
No, I have one

Odds I chuck this almost-full 1L bottle of vodka out so I don't drink it tonight and spend another day comatose in bed.

Evens I don't chuck it out and inevitably drink it all tonight.

Doubles and I get started drinking right now

>>75214753
>>75214749
>>75214735
hope u r all okay and make it out with good eyes :D

>>75214749
They inject your eye with anaesthetic, clamp it open with a fucked up metal snare thing (picture a wire clothes hanger but round) for 30 minutes and you stare at a laser above your head while they cut your eye open and do spooky medical things to it, for about two weeks afterwards I was bedridden and couldn't see shit, you also get really bad photophobia and bright light triggers you

>>75214769
I appreciate it. My reply obviously wasn't 100% serious, I'm just in a silly mood this morning. Posted a rare bit of OC at the top of the thread (bowl of fruity bran) then had a croissant with my second pot of coffee. Then saw a cockerel appear out of nowhere. Feel like anything could happen today.

>>75214820
bottoms up lad haha

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What did he mean by this?

>>75214820
grim

*DOES A DONATE THEN MAKES SURE TO SHARE ON FACEBOOK TO SHOW EVERYBODY HOW MUCH I CARE*

>>75214823
too late nigga it can't be reversed

>>75214835
did your eyes hurt in the hours after?

>>75214820
rip

>>75214823
Thanks mate. I'm not feeling optimistic atm though in all honesty
>>75214835
That sounds horrendous. Can I smash a couple crates of VBs beforehand?

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https://www.strawpoll.me/13031966
https://www.strawpoll.me/13031966
https://www.strawpoll.me/13031966
https://www.strawpoll.me/13031966
https://www.strawpoll.me/13031966

VERY important poll

Muslims who are still going to dare to wear a headscarf in the current climate deserve to have a pullet people through their skull

Fucking vermin

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>>75214857

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>>75214897

>>75214867
they hurt for a month, I staggered out with mummy and I nearly got hit by one of the P-plate chinks hooning around in chatswood with their beamers

>>75214857
Imagine your bit of online banter gettting 6,176 retweets. He must feel like a king.

>>75214769

were you the lad streaming the camera on a spanish beach a few months back?

>>75214886
>all these broken homes
Northerners out

>>75214895
yeah it is pretty hot today dunno how they stand the heat haha

>Muslims saying you better treat us well or we'll blow up you and your kids

FUCKING SUBHUMANS

THIS IS BRITAIN, FUCK OFF BACK TO SAUDI ARABIA YOU CUNTS

>>75214881
nah you'll be right m8, you'll sort something out

>>75214895
>have a pullet people through their skull
what

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>>75214930
I know it's bait but FANTASTIC post

>>75214914
Tenerife? Pretty sure that was me. I'm the guy watching the Duval Street cam now and posting the cockerel.

Watched Tenerife earlier this morning but there's some kind of loud building works going on there.

theory: /brit/ attracts depressed fuck ups which is why phimosis and the eye thingy are so prevalent

>>75214933
Thanks for the informative responses. Now I just need to figure out how to pull $6k out my arse. Also final question for both of you with the condition - what do you do for work?

just got back from Tenerife lads
was lifting some weights there this morning next to a camera

brexit

>>75214950
How's it bait you stupid criminal prick

>>75214881
they gave me some valium and a local anaesthetic (eye drops) so the procedure itself wasn't bad at all.

just remember to take some painkillers afterwards. it gets bad around two or so hours after the surgery

>>75214969
i don't have it m8, i am a supportive bystander. my guess is once you're post op, you'll get a clearance and can do shit anyone with eye issues can do.

they're some blind cunts floating around with decent jobs ay

>>75214969
Admin services with the state library system, mostly desk duty with a bit of book cataloguing and helping old people figure out our computers thrown in

>>75214897
>>75214857
am giggling at both of these

>>75214930
Britain created Saudi Arabia.

going to have to make and eat three burgers today so they don't go off

wish me luck

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There he is again. Off on his merry way.

>>75214962

yeah musta been you

>>75214998
>>75215003
Thanks again lads. Gonna catch some shut eye now

ah fuck so 0 is an even number apparently

>>75215037
0 isn't a number

>>75215037
voddys gone to your head mate why are you such a little spastic? you fucked in the head mate?

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>>75215014
Hamburg will last a bit longer than the date on the box, if that's what you're going by.

https://www.eatbydate.com/proteins/meats/hamburgers-shelf-life-expiration-date/

might go back in time to 2001 and tell the fbi about 9/11
thoughts?

Thinking of getting redditflags.

Thoughts?

>>75214980
Did you hear like a loud drilling sound?

>>75215025
Islam is a peaceful religion

Why isn't the media reporting on the billion Muslims who didn't blow up those little girls?

>>75215070
Because they wouldn't be able to finish the first sentence before one of them blew something up.

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>>75215065
wouldn't if I were you the saudis will hunt you down and lock you in the kaaba as a sacrifice to their gods

>>75215069
why, does your mum have a holiday home there?

>>75215087
what would they do if someone bombed that and blew it off the face of the eart?

feel like a little bitch 2bh, people keep trying to stop my pathetic self destructive behaviour and save me

doubt they'd do it if i was ugly

>>75215014
freeze them you mong

>>75215087
Time to start worshipping pigeons.

>>75215101
probably start a war

just remembered I leant out of my window last night whilst off my face on drugs and screamed at some people walking past to SHUT THE FUCK UP and they all just laughed

embarrassed for myself.

>>75215096
Touché

wonder how many of the druggies on here are also rorkes that whine about "degeneracy"

>>75215105
they're already frozen and I need space in the freezer, HENCE WHY I'M TAKING THEM OUT AND EATING THEM

>>75215118
I did that once but then I vomited out of my own window. Wasn't embarrassed though it's just a laugh mate.

>>75215118
had a proper giggle at this

brings back all the dumb shit I've done while off my face

>>75215118
State.

>>75215134
how many coffees have you had today runtoid nonce

no idea what gothic really means and i even passed a year 11 english exam on explaining something about gothic style in bram stoker's dracula

>>75215117
Who with? They're already at war with everyone who isn't muslim aren't they?

>>75215134
I see a lot of rorkes on /brit/ but nobody complaining about degeneracy except the odd yank reddit migrant

>>75215144
Not that guy but I've had two pots that's about 8 little cups it's quite a lot hahaha

>>75215134
strange link to make, I doubt any rorke has ever touched an illegal substance due to being unpopular little shits too stupid to use Tor

>>75215023
go grab the big black cock lad

addicted to air lads

>>75215144
never had coffee in my life, dont believe in it
love pints though

>>75215101
all muslims would shut down because they lost signal from the mothercube

>>75215185
nice one lad, I haven't been Alton Towers in yonks

watching a chinese camcorder rip of alien covenant

>>75215118
Just remembered that time I got poked in the eye by a branch whilst walking out of a bushy area where the friends and I used to smoke cannabis before school.

that hurt lol

>>75215215
yet another australian's eye getting merked I see

seems to be a very common theme

>>75215186
how can you not believe in it its fucking everywhere

>>75215134
things rorkes don't like:
pakis
jewish influence
trannies
feminism
liberal media narratives
smug lefties
abortion (this argument is had a lot surprisingly)

they're a lot less passionate about things like drugs, gay rights, religion, blacks

kerataconus aussie still here? how much do the contacts improve things? can you exercise with them on?

>>75215215
is that how your uncle died

>>75215213
the only good bits of the movie involve david and walter desu

>>75215213
is it watchable

would like to move to austrailia but i'm a ginger and i don't want to have skin cancer
guess i'll aim my sights on somewhere like denmark or germany

>>75215144
none, hate coffee

>>75215238
>they're a lot less passionate about religion
what? they're always going on about how morals wouldn't exist without christianity