>you wake up in a small Polish town(27k inhabitants) wat to do

kill myself

>>75208644
Y-you don't need help by any chance?

kill myself

live till the end of my days in a hut secluded from society

>>75208659
Wouldn't you be like, ecstatic to see civilization for the first time in your life? History, culture, old buildings, white people and all of it not on tv but before your eyes?

Geez.

>Most are racist, homophobic, sexist, arrogant, and aggressively ignorant. Thinking they're wonderful, hospitable, and everything "Polish" is amazing, they put on a big show for visitors, but day to day they treat each other like criminals. Generally hateful, envious, greedy, backstabbers, most have little integrity and will scam each other without thinking twice about it. Trust one at your own peril.

>>75208713
another day
another butthurt pole

>>75208625
Get the fuck outta there ASAP, because I'm brown and I don't wanna get smashed to death by angry plumbers

Kill myself

>>75208746
>I am Asian and I have been living in Poland for 5 years. They hate everyone who is not Polish, but especially Asians. I've been bullied and ridiculed in public, some were even aggressive enough to swear at me or attempted to assault me.
They are lazy, poor, and racist. They are extremely arrogant but just wannabes. I hate this country. I hope they rot in their little country and die poor.
Also, I'd love for Germany to invade them again.

>>75208710
There's a guy near Wrocław who build himself a house at the bottom of a mountain, far away from people, and now he makes samurai armor.

Kill Myself

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

>>75208760
We just want Schlesien desu

>>75208713
Colombians are surrounding by niggers; why would he want to see a bunch of European ones?

You're wrong on one thing
>Never won a war or started an empire
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was one of the strongest nations at its time and one of your Kings saved Vienna from the Ottomemes. That's quite the accomplishment.

>>75209049
>are surrounding
Ni hao

>>75209005
>Never won a war

You stopped the Soviets in the 1920s and prevented the spread of Communism, objectively the most murderous ideology in the world; you also led the largest cavalry charge in history at the Second Siege of Vienna, spearheading it with Winged Hussars. Don't kick yourself too hard, bud.

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>>75209060
>>75209132

>>75209112
Nice meme champ.

>>75209210
wo sao ni ma be

>>75208625
I'll go to the store and buy a jar of majonez.

>>75209298
"Dekoracyjny" from Winiary and "Kętrzyński" are the best ones.

>>75209362
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DxOdT2JHjc

>>75209429
He's a nice lad, isn't he?

Not like Poles.

hah

war destroyed that town, I'm suprised it's still standing

Instantly become incredibly butthurt for no discernible reason.

go to the swamp to fight bloodzuigers and drowners

kurwa kurwa and then take the first flight to northern italy

>>75208625
find the closest railway station and leave

>>75208625
shitpost on /int/ furiously

>>75208625
"I AM FREEEEEEEE",
I shout at the top of my lungs, then go find a language school.
When I am fluent in basic Polish, I then go ask for political asylum.

>>75208625
try my hardest to not get lynched by the locals before i can get out and go to a real country

Enjoy my life, I guess. I really do want to visit Poland someday.

>>75209060
wasnt it the same king that went to exile in madeira and allegedly fathered columbus with a portuguese noblewoman there?

>>75208730
Woah, I will feel myself like at home.
Will visit.
POLAND YES

I would become pretty butthurt for some reason

>>75208625
>27k
Too crowded

Drown myself in vodka

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>be Polish
>have tons of beautiful cities and people, fine cuisines, etc
>whine forever for being a bit poorer than Western Europe

People often don't know how blessed they are.

>>75213760
>a bit

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>>75213818
t. attention kurwa

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marry a tall & strong polish girl then take her back to Brazil

>>75213760
This man speaks the truth

1. learn polish asap
2. find work
3. find qt
4. start following local traditions and start drinking
5. drink more
6. beat wife in a fit of alcoholic rage
7. divorce
8. ask Jesus for forgiveness
9. drink more
10. die of liver cancer before 40

Get beaten up for having black hair

>>75215948
Dark hair is very common among West Slavs though.
Czechs and Poles mainly have dark hair.
Dirty blonde is the second hair colour here.

Also, it's not about having dark hair or dark eyes, but skin complexion. If you're pale or red(from drinking lel) you won't have a problem.

>>75215948
>>75213154
I like this meme tbqh

>>75216183
>Czechs and Poles mainly have dark hair
You are wrong. Majority of Poles have fair hair and eyes. Don't know about the Czechs, though.

Walk the cobbled streets.

>>75213760
This

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>>75216771
>Majority of Poles have fair hair and eyes
Not at all. Men are mostly dark-haired.
Women paint their dark hair to blonde, natural blondes are rare. It's mostly dirity blond.

>>75208625
Somehow get back to my homeland

>>75208760
the butthurt

>>75216900
>be lithuanian
>become polish, swedish and russian bitch
>haha at least we got back at poles by sucking russian dick :)
okay there baltic nigger

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>>75210949
>find the closest railway station and leave...
>...to Wrocław like other ukrainians

>>75208625
>small

>tfw grew up in a the bush in a town of 5.5k inhabitants, the majority were retired boomers
fuck i hate my parents for moving their and robbing me of a normal childhood and the opportunities to learn how to interact with normal people and establish reliable connections and relationships every fucking day

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>>75221577

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>>75221577
>>75221629
stop lying

>>75217287
>Not at all
Your personal opinions are completely irrelevant, dude. What I said is based on hard data. Majority of Poles are fair eyed (fair means blue, green, grey and everything in between) and fair haired (from light blonde to light brown).

https://antropologia-fizyczna.pl/statystyki-krajow-regionow-populacji/Polska/pigmentacja-oczu-ludnosci-polski-1956-1965-1995
https://antropologia-fizyczna.pl/statystyki-krajow-regionow-populacji/Polska/pigmentacja-wlosow-dla-calej-ludnosci-polski-1965

If you are from Southern Poland, your false impression that Poles are dark may come from the fact that Southern Poland is considerably darker than the rest.

>>75209005
>Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
you were pretty rich and strong after you had taken the jews in tho.

>>75221629
>>75221671
Do you seriously think that some meme maps you found on the internet will refute my argument based on hard data gathered by Polish anthropologists? Think again then.

>>75209060
>saved Vienna from the Ottomemes.
That was mistake

>>75213215
Yes
>Writing in The Polish Review, Krystyna Lukasiewicz commented on rumours that King Władysław III of Poland did not die in 1444 but hid on the island of Madeira:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_theories_of_Christopher_Columbus#Polish_hypothesis