Reminder that these are all actual episodes edition
>that episode of seinfeld where it's revealed Newman is cannibal and he tries to eat Kramer alive
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Butter_Shave
>that episode of Seinfeld where we learn Jerry and George are pedosexuals and they stare at underage girls breasts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shoes_(Seinfeld)
>that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer brainwashes little kids with communist propaganda while dressed up as Santa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Race_(Seinfeld)
>that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dates a guy more than twice as old as she is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alternate_Side
>that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry kills Elaine's boyfriends
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Checks
First for fuck PA
>>75207597
Asians confirmed best Americans
>>75207585
AB's flag is a bit too yankish for me, it's nice and simple and the colours are good, but all in all it's just a simplified coat of arms on a blue background, like 50% of the american state flags out there
the western canadian independence flag would make a good albertan flag
>>75207591
ukranian-canadians are the most powerful race in the world
white people are evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hURyhPQCs
what about the one where kramer is falsely mistaken for a pimp
>>75207597
https://newrepublic.com/article/142828/no-liberals-not-falling-conspiracy-theories-just-like-conservatives
>>75207579
really? from what I've seen Pittsburgh is a bland but pretty city in PA. philly is the ugly city.
most of PA is very pleasant looking, it's just the society I don't mesh with
>>75207547
yeah those, but I don't like the whispering ones either
>>75207554
honestly depends on the context. normally i fantasize about being rly submissive. but when I'm hanging around women I definitely feel more dominant
Wish I was a sex slave
i liked the episode of Seinfeld with the artist
>>75207624
whitey brainlets, when will they learn?
>>75207643
I just hate the disgusting way Pittsburghers talk tbqh.
tfw no gf
>>75207624
>China just self-selects it's best school grades as the whole country's
Wew, fucking chinks
what a fucking degenerate test
i like the episode of seinfeld with the old lady with the goiter who fucked gandhi
Jerry Seinfeld should release the HD upscales
I would buy them without thinking
>>75207635
What about the episode where he ruins some pakistani guys life and get's him deported?
>>75207637
>>75207685
wtf I love Kramer now!
you guys are the only friends i have
kill me
>>75207607
buddhism comes from hinduism
>>75207554
To be fair, the more subs there are the more options doms have, thus further consolidating their superior position with other options if the sub becomes too demanding or refuses to go along with their desires.
Anyone else here get a bit depressed about how they spent their time in college stuck in their dorms?
>tfw see people posting videos or pictures of them having fun or partying
>I've never been to a party since middle school when I went to a friend's birthday party
>>75207628
these are always cringe because, putting aside the content for a sec, you can tell it's usually a spur-of-the-moment emotional outburst that they just haven't thought thru. they make one insult then flounder around about what to do next. very awkward to watch
also a bird is chirping outside like it's the middle of the day wtf
>>75207658
I met quite a few pitts but I never met a yinz, so idk how they talk. can you describe it? to me, the college students from pitts I met just sounded like normal american. they mocked me for saying shit like woder
>>75207696
>That previously banned episode where Kramer burns the Dominican flag
Best episode is the one about Newman avoiding the traffic cops
>>75207471
BETTER not be my frozen vegetables in my freezer
>>75207637
>W-WE ARE NOT LIKE CONSERVATIVES
>>75207716
don't care about partying
but i didn't befriend anyone while in college which is saddening
>>75207720
Here's something a Pittsburgher might say
>I'm tellin' yinz I aint e-scared to go over there!
This is me trying my best to put it into a typed format. Also the whole football rivalry only makes me dislike them more when they say shit like "One for the thumb"
>>75207744
guess again sweetie ;P
>>75207751
People always talk about having fun and partying in college and I feel like I missed out.
wish muslims would take over the federal government
i did it for teh lulz
>>75207666
They argue that the tests are for "developed countries" and "not all of China is developed" so it only tests certain "developed" regions and reports them as such.
>>75207716
I always had a ton of work to do. I was studying and everyone else was getting drunk. The Positive side of this is that I finished while they all dropped out during their second years.
>>75207716
sort of, I wish I had gotten to spend more time with female friends. I met so many but they all had other people to hang out with which sucked.
parties were absolute shit though. I only attended a few and they were awkward, overcrowded stand-around marathons where people tried to communicate over blaring music. i'm one of those people who will go on the dance floor first, but with these there is no room for fun stuff
>>75207764
those people sound like faggots
or you just saw a movie involving "college parties"
>>75207743
>tfw you'll never be as autistic as Kramer and wear an eyepatch for the heck of it
unironically playing HOTS and kinda enjoying it
>>75207716
>not joining a club like they do in the tv mangas
>>75207624
>tfw 60+ points dumber than literal mainlander chinese
JUST
>>75207785
isn't that the assfaggots clone
>>75207723
>Haitians got a version of GTA: Vice City b&
How do literally who caribbean negroes even manage this?
>>75207785
nublizzard titles are NOT allowed here
>>75207785
it's fun and easy
>>75207798
yea, its really mindless and dumb but the heros are fun to play
>>75207758
I just cannot fathom how people can say 'yinz' as an acceptable stand-in for 'you all'. it doesn't even sound like a logical accent to evolve
should really get on the ol' 'cide plan
got some work left
>>75207774
>Confucian reasoning
>>75207716
NEVER spent time in a dorm, and while I never partied, I also lack the studious quality those who excel in academia have so I perform terribly.
>>75207762
MY CHEESE CURDS??
gotta go to bed guys i am falling asleep
good night
>>75207815
I had a band director in high school who has from Pittsburgh and when he got mad he would slip bad into his old accent and say yinz a lot. You just have to listen to the ones from the actual city.
>>75207842
Your COCK
how'd I do buddies?
*snorts*
any other h4ck3rs in here?
>/cum/ actually lively and fast at night for once
>>75207856
I keep him in the chicken coop at night! He's not for eating!!
>>75207878
>22 posters
>>75207867
yes
wtf how come nobody told me Netflix is making a Witcher series
*kills cum*
>>75207867
Right here
>>75207853
Nighty night, Bucks
>>75207895
It's already dead
>>75207881
*gobbles your cock anyway*
p-please respond >>75207864
>>75207895
*shoots you before you do it*
nice try mamacita
>>75207897
That's Some Impressive CIA Shit
>>75207888
amateur...
GRRRRRRRR BAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>75207883
>>75207892
if netflix is doing it expect a black geralt
>>75207867
*tips black hat*
>>75207864
>bi
>tfw no hyper intelligent, sexually ambiguous, borderline sociopathic alpha male leader to guide my country through the AI revolution
Why even live
>>75207904
>>75207864
What am I looking at here?
>>75207899
well now my willy is awake
>>75207914
i won't expect something as ludicrous as that to happen because i'm not an SJW cultist like you are
>>75207921
http://bdsmtest.org
>>75207908
start running ohiANO
>>75207921
idk some test some guy posted
>>75207914
Some Polish studio is making it and the writer of the books is involved. If any nonwhite characters are involved, they'll be foreigners from distant lands.
>>75207920
Every autist's dream no doubt
>>75207933
FUCK if i could just get this gun to work again!
>>75207924
*kisses the tip*
i'm gonna try getting into THE WIRE again
the first ep. was really slow the last time i tried
wish me luck
0% saddist but 66% dominant
good mix to be honest
tfw not 104% dominant alpha male
>>75207864
>66% dom
There really aren't any doms in /cum/.
>>75207933
>"Get Out" production still (2016)
marcon has probably done some really weird femdom stuff in his life
Think I'm going to force myself to talk to girls, buds. Really don't want to die alone.
now hold on, is this MFF, or MFM, or what
>>75207967
gender isn't in question here
assume that your specific desires would be catered to if you are into multiple people
>>75207967
that question confused me too
>>75207967
MmM, you're the little m
>>75207965
>Think I'm going to force myself to talk to girls, buds
y-you already talk to me though
>>75207965
anon what if i told you i was a girl?
>>75207987
im sad
>search how to hack
>find some outdated russian software
>hack into some powerless political party
>???
>profit
i got 98% brat on that test
>>75207949
*/cum/s*
>>75207991
like any good girl, I like to cook
>>75208003
>expose massive corruption in the DNC
>that's fine, just fire a few people
>Russia involved
>This is not good for the health of our democracy!!!
am very very high at the moment to be honest family
>>75208017
Thanks bb, I was looking for that pic
>>75207964
Tbqh I am just jealous that he got to fuck his teacher when he was 15. Will never know that feel
>>75208001
Cheer up buddy ol' pal haha
*makes you smile*
>>75208022
ill cook you you dumb slavic potato
>>75208028
>>75208003
I've made a connection. The lack of doms in /cum/ is directly correlated to the presence of Trump supporters. Trump is /cum/'s dom.
>>75207867
n-nop officer
>>75208040
didnt work lol
1 poster in /cum/ is a girl. And I thought there were no girls on the internet.
>>75208038
Did you even have any hot teachers?
how big of an age difference are we talking here
Hung orgyen yul gyi nub jang tsam pema gesar dong po la ya tsen chog gi ngodrup nye pema jung ne zhe su drag kor du khandro mang por kor kyed kyed kyi je su dag drup kyi jin gyi lob chir sheg su sol
Om Ah Hum Vajra Guru Padma siddhi hung
>>75208066
I'm a girl
>>75208079
A large one, can't you read?
>>75208057
im a switch
im an attractive boy and i can prove it but i dont wanna post my face
>>75208057
I never did the test
>>75208047
>For months people call me jew
>Then they called me Georgian
>now they think I'm a slav
>>75208089
Post your cock
>>75208089
Just cover the eyes
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
84% Primal (Hunter)
76% Dominant
74% Switch
64% Degradee
61% Submissive
56% Masochist
55% Sadist
50% Degrader
50% Owner
48% Vanilla
47% Experimentalist
47% Exhibitionist
46% Primal (Prey)
44% Daddy/Mommy
44% Rope bunny
43% Rigger
43% Slave
42% Boy/Girl
31% Master/Mistress
30% Voyeur
20% Ageplayer
12% Brat
11% Pet
>>75208080
alumyay mooooooooyay madafaka
>>75208110
i would put all the force i can into kicking this faggot in the head
>>75208110
nty
>>75208076
I had a literal French substitute teacher that meet basically ever stereotype for the rest of the school year.The fashion from hat to boot, strangely tall and slender, accent, air of arrogance. I'm surprised she didn't have a cigarette holder with her to stab undesirables.
She taught Spanish
>>75208104
no
>>75208108
maybe
>>75208115
Bless you too, African American poster.
74% Vanilla
50% Master/Mistress
32% Owner
25% Dominant
21% Ageplayer
16% Experimentalist
11% Daddy/Mommy
11% Switch
9% Non-monogamist
4% Boy/Girl
3% Submissive
2% Primal (Prey)
1% Exhibitionist
1% Voyeur
1% Primal (Hunter)
1% Rigger
0% Rope bunny
0% Slave
0% Degradee
0% Brat
0% Masochist
0% Degrader
0% Pet
0% Sadist
>>75208136
Then you aren't really cute
i miss my gf
who wanna be my gf
>>75208136
Let's see it then
>>75208134
wish we had fashion in america
>>75208109
>Primal (Hunter)
LONDON
>>75208134
>She taught Spanish
That doesn't fit the French stereotype at all then.
French people are extremely arrogant about their language.
>>75208150
Answer the question. You guess correctly and I'll be your gf
>>75208130
i bet he would probably kick your ass
>>75208060
WHAT is going on here?
>assembly
BORING
>>75207897
>>75207867
This is much better hafkcing yes i know twhat is on here i saw it on NCIS
*vapes*
>>75208168
sounds like you're the faggot in the suit
*runs across the room and kicks your fucking chicano head*
>>75208150
I'll be your gf
>>75208164
Macron.
>>75208182
mom said i couldn't vape anymore cause it stinks up the house
>>75208164
>having a girlfriend that's serious in a not fun way
litterally the point of girls is that they're sqwishy and fun
>>75208134
Tres bon, iirc my high school had one teacher in her 20's with great tits and another that was a 7/10. Nothing worth doing other than that.
>>75208190
Whoops, sorry Macrumpfkin ; )
>>75208149
bit rude
>>75208151
okay please don't bully me
threadly reminder that gays are NOT WELCOME
>>75208186
i wish, that thing probably costs a lot
heh amateur(amatrice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Y_Sh-aTew
>>75208208
uggo
>>75208210
lesbians are ok though
>>75208205
I had a French teacher who was half Moroccan and half French and she was pretty hot until she got pregnant with twins
>>75208173
>WHAT is going on here?
>BORING
bet you hate things like emulators and free vidya you scum
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
96% Dominant
95% Master/Mistress
87% Owner
87% Rigger
59% Primal (Hunter)
59% Degrader
58% Experimentalist
52% Daddy/Mommy
47% Brat
46% Vanilla
46% Voyeur
37% Sadist
37% Exhibitionist
36% Non-monogamist
33% Submissive
31% Switch
20% Rope bunny
16% Ageplayer
15% Pet
9% Primal (Prey)
9% Masochist
7% Boy/Girl
6% Degradee
3% Slave
Somebody care to explain what a rigger is
>>75208198
Better find a new fetish then
>>75208208
NIGGER LIPS
GUNNA NED UM WATR MILUN
>>75208220
true
>>75208216
i said DONT bully
i dont feel good
>>75208208
Lower half looks like Elliot
>>75208208
Reminds me of this mad man
>>75208236
Not to me though sweetie :)))
>>75208224
pirateing is ILLEIGAL dumass...
heh... enjoy jailtime nerd.....
only lesbians i've ever met were obese
>>75208229
there was a fingol girl on myfreecams once
i wish i wrote down her name
she was the realist girl i ever saw nude
ahem
>>75208225
The rigger is what they are calling the person than binds their partner, with cuffs, rope, etc.
>>75208225
>rigger
Slang word for cuckold
>>75208229
its the indios blood
>>75208244
i think with the full eyes and everything i dont look like elliot rodger but i see what u mean by the lips
>>75208246
i disagree with that
>>75208264
>she was the realist girl i ever saw nude
what did you mean by this
>>75208254
as long as i can post my meals for thurston i shall
>>75208274
i don't know
she had some strange mannerisms where she clicked her tongue repeatedly
i miss her
>>75208264
>he's never received nudes before
no really im sad someone cheer me up
>>75208302
>missing a camwhore
come on now
>>75208307
be happy!
what the fuck is he talking about
>>75208307
u could be him
>>75208307
They're filming the scene in It where everyone runs a train on Beverley
>>75208307
you will eventually die either by your own hand or of natural causes
>>75208307
Just turn off your brain and watch some Rick and Morty, remember no one lives for a reason, everyone dies, life is pointless. haha, Rick really gets my post modern style of humor
>>75208325
who?
>tfw big-booty CHI gf
>>75208317
laughed at this image big time
>>75208326
who is he
>>75208333
idk what that means
>>75208333
I hate Steven king
>>75208349
stop dating my sister
bash the fash
>>75208307
need a lift
thread's moving too fast
can't keep up while grinding my priest up
>>75208355
In Steven Kings' book "It" there is a part where the underage boys must all fuck the one little girl to avoid the monster who feasts on their immaturity or some bullshit
>>75208355
>>75208357
tl;dr a bunch of twelve year olds fuck the brains out of a twelve year old girl because they're lost in a sewer
>>75208333
me on right
>>75208333
the absolute mad men are doing it
just made a post
>>75208390
never again
>>75208355
a senior editor at the New Republic
>>75208360
Alex won that fight and killed a merdos
the spirit of Cortes is alive
>>75208274
oh no
she wasn't an ultra-thin girl
she had like 5 pounds extra
model citizen consuming cream-laden food supplements daily
>>75208375
your mum grinded on my priest if you catch the innuendo I am hinting at
>>75208360
>hundreds of Mexicans can't kill ONE slav
Have Mestizos been completely btfo?
*posts*
>>75208382
>>75208378
man steve king is such a hack.
brb have to pee but then ill come back and keep posting pretty girls
you guys will miss me, right ;)
>>75208409
we have to send Cortez back
>>75208417
thats an ugly gook
LMAO
>>75208417
yes
>>75208401
>in a comma
>won that fight
reminder Cortes enjoyed that native pussy
>>75208378
He's a really weird guy
>>75208409
>a fucking leaf
if you kill your enemies they win
sort of craving some native pussy right now
>>75208409
https://my.mixtape.moe/culdxi.webm
canada will get its punishment too
>>75208432
who is dead? Not Alex.
>>75208450
heem sleepy
this thread is too /b/ for my sophisticated tastes
>>75208417
>keep posting pretty girls
>posts the same slant's pastel coloured photos with her eye contacts in
>>75208463
>a bloo bloo
HE IS LITERALLY IN A COMMA KEK
>>75208417
wtf is this nose? Stop posting plastic cunts
>>75208463
why would you do this?
im sorry ill find a new girl
>>75208495
He forgot he was not in 4chan
>>75208494
you ruin everything
>>75208495
mental illness i assume
he was yelling people like this back in Russia too before going to Mexico
since im feeling sad can i make the new thread
>>75208382
jfc
is that just the movie?
never gonna talk to that hardon if i see him. fucking rich weirdos obsessed with kids fucking
>>75208519
he ruins everything that is necessary to be ruined
>>75208452
>Several fucking leaves
I guess that's why you think Mexico won :^)
>>75208527
im more sad than you
>tfw no gf
>>75208555
wow nice number my man
do you think Mexico would have had a lot more wars with USA if the colonials exterminated the natives and was a totally white nation?
>>75208555
this
Seinfeld was a pretty cool show.
>>75208528
>is that just the movie?
That was the book, idk what other scene they would be talking about
Stephen King is a fucking pedo though
oops
>>75208558
probably not
>>75208519
I saved you from this succubus' illusion that she wasnt a plastic cunt
>>75208558
>Spaniards
>White
Considering you had 1 War with Canada and several more than that with Mestizo Mexico I'd say no.
>>75208541
>ON
>A
>FUCKING
>COMMA
>"W-WE W-WON"
>"1-1488"
>>75208591
>spaniards
>not white
retard "canadian" education
>>75208574
omg i feel so bad holy ouch
gonna go run my filenames through the ol' archive
This is the greatest anime intro of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB35yt1x_I0
prove me wrong
you cant
STOP POSTING GOOKS
T
O
P
P
O
S
T
I
N
G
G
O
O
K
S
>>75208574
rekt
stop saying spaniards aren't white because i think that would mean im not white
https://my.mixtape.moe/uzgnah.webm
its possible that Alex came to /int/ at some point since we know that he visited 2ch /po/
when you see a russian posting in terrible english, this is probably him
>>75208606
EASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPB4wjvJXxM
>>75208572
I thought it might've been some "progressive" bullshit thing chinks added to the movie
I think he funded to build a water park somewhere
really ignites the ol sparkplugs
>>75208594
>can't kill ONE guy, he killed more Mexicans than 300 Mexicans did
300-1, toughest 1 we ever fought.
>Mexican victories
BTW It's just a coma, "in a coma".
Are Irish white?
>>75208606
>>75208627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm4hP_x-ELA
WE ARE
FIGHTING DREAMUHS
b-but i like asian girls...
>>75208616
>/pol/ neckbeard decides to try his luck
>FUCKING COMMA'D
KEK
E
K
>>75208647
yes
>>75208597
>"""white"""
America's whiteness standard really is slipping
i remember making these days
hey guys you all saw my pic before so im white
>>75208651
>>75208646
>will be humiliated for the rest of his life
>permanent brain damage
>"w-we w-won!!"
>"w-we must secure a future for white children!!"
HOLY KEK THIS LEAF IS RAGING
>chicanos
>white
>>75208647
Cutting edge science like this says no.
>>75208687
i didnt
post it please
fuck
>>75208627
here they would play the intro in japanese
nice nostalgia
>>75208616
>when you see a russian posting in terrible english, this is probably him
Not anymore because he got
COMMA'D
O
M
M
A
'
D
perkele
>>75208654
I like how the japanese sometimes have the prominent/hook nose
>>75208694
>meanwhile the Mexican is dead forever
lmao
>saying other people are raging with the caps lock on
Cute
do you think orange county man did a 'cide
>>75208003
>put "password' into password field of podesta's email
>it works
ez pz
>>75208717
those are called turkics from the steppe
>>75208712
>Region empty, no flag yet or you did not set., United States
>>75208717
Jews of the East
>>75208717
Oy vey!
>>75208736
doubt it
>>75208723
>this much damage control
ON
A
FUCKING
COMMA
there is a reason Hitler himself ragequit'd, its better to end up dead than surviving, he will get humiliated all his life
>>75208741
your english is very good.
what kind of rum do you like?
>>75208741
mine didnt work either for some reason
>>75208657
/po/ isn't /pol/ at all
>>75208767
never drank rum
tasted jacks once, it was shit without being mixed
>>75208729
no one is allowed to until i do
I go to play vidya for 45 minutes and suddenly everyone's memeing about commas
>>75208766
>doubles down anyway
The humiliation that 300 Mexicans couldn't kill one fat russian schizophrenic? Isn't that the best example of White supremacy in a long while?
>>75208795
*kills myself* heheh jokes on you retard
>>75208777
no, /pol/ is long dead
only /cuck/ now
>>75208741
probably cos changed it idk
the extension seems to be ok
I didn't miss the asian posting canuck earlier
>>75208819
>12 posts early
>>75208834
He's been doing that for a while now, we have no jannies anymore so meh
>>75208834
>canuck can't handle the ingenuity of mexican engineering
shoulda figured
>>75208811
>ends up in a comma
>humiliated by 300 people
>""""""""""""""""supremacy"""""""""""""""
Have you ever gangbanged anyone you dumb leaf? you don't kill him right away, you take turns so that everyone enjoys beating his ass
>>75208885
>Mexicans killed by one fat Russian: 1
>Russians killed by 300 Mexicans: 0
Imagine if there were 2 Russians?
>>75208938
>number of mexicans who humiliated a russian: 300
>number of russians who humiliated mexicans:
1
rev up that asshurt nazi scum
>>75208969
>humiliated
>meanwhile he proved you can kill a mexican without consequences
Even Mexico doesn't like Mexicans?
>>75208992
>ends up with permanent brain damage
>no consequences
proper cognitive dissonance
>>75209026
I meant legal, but he was already retarded so it's no great loss either way.
>he is reported to be in a stable condition.
Hmm... Temporary comma perhaps?
>>75209075
How exactly do you expect him to take statements when he is a comma you dumb leaf???
>>75209131
moreover, russia doesn't recognoize him as a citizen, so if he ends up in a jail here he is going to get buttfucked on the daily basis kek
>>75209131
>Makeev is currently in a drug-induced coma
So Mexicans couldn't even knock out one (1) guy?
>>75208206
>fat
who cares about what she thinks