Is it true that americans pee on the stove?

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>gets BTFO on first reply
>makes another thread

>>75207187
only sometimes. depends if the bathroom is occupied and you can't hold it in

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>>75207202
>>75207209
why???

>>75207227
>why?
what do you mean? would you prefer to piss your pants?

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>mfw mexicans piss their pants if they can't make it to the bathroom on time

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>>75207267
why don't you use the toilet, it's for poo AND pee

>>75207227
you dont pee in your pants you idiot

>>75207293
if someone else is in the bathroom and you can't wait for them to get out, it's better to pee on the stove than piss your pants. what's so crazy about this?

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>>75207202
>>75207209
>>75207267
>>75207298
>>75207312
WHY in the stove and not anywhere else? like in the shower.

>>75207344
>shower
what the fuck? that's unhygenic as fuck. i take showers to get clean, not to step in my own piss.