Meanwhile in Australia...
PETROL'd
>>75206373
Well, at least that solves the spider problem
>>75206624
most australian spiders have actually co-evolved with fire to a level where fire is necessary for them to exist
the spiders hold a cache of male semen and unfertilised eggs in their body and when the fire rolls through it burns their bodies but the eggs are not damaged and get fertilised in the process
then the spiders hatch a few hours later and have a meal of the body and fly away using silk as a parachute to catch the wind
>>75206664
sounds pretty radical
>>75206664
Life... finds a way...
>>75206664
source? this sounds like bullshit desu
>>75206869
embarrassing
>>75206373
HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN EARTH IS TURNING
HOW CAN WE SHIT WHEN SEAT IS BURNING
>>75206373
what am i supposed to see here?
>>75210163
oh the toilet's on fire, nevermind
>>75206373
Meanwhile in Scandinavia.
>>75206373
Flaming sharts.
>>75206664
How the hell does that even happen? Do they put lighter fluid in your water supply?
>>75210387
Immediately thought of this