/cum/

tfw no gf

tfw no bf

>>75206332
I've felt that before

*slap slap slaps*
*clap clap claps*

tfw no gf

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>The freshly sliced crunch of a slightly sweet and spicy onion complementing soft lettuce and creamy mayonnaise? I'll pass. I can't have it stinking up my breath, it might offend all of the people I interact with. In fact, instead I'll add to my sandwich some more bread in the form of pretzels.

Brown eyed girls are best girls

>>75206313
bitch ass coolerò eats the same sshit pandas eat like birds and shit
>>75206294
we are not that hot. we are very average. do not believe the memes. olivia munn(chkin) is actually 38% black

tfw no gf

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Multiculturalism's cultural Marxist scientists have gone too far

>tfw no relationship with a cute girl

>>75206363
I like your mom's brown eye

>>75206367
THIS

the street fighter iv comic by udon was shit

I'm actually ok with no gf

Seems like a headache

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>I'm actually ok with no gf

>Seems like a headache

the new pokemon game was hawaiian themed.

>>75206415
what an awful image

>>75206415
I just had a fap maybe that's why

>>75206416
the swimmers were always the most fap worthy sprites, but the lasses were always dressed the sluttiest

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didn't notice it was see through sry

>>75206416
HOT

PIPING HOT

Samurai jack, Twin Peaks, Rick and Morty, this is Reddits holy trinity of television

>>75206455
i believe the office needs to be included in there

>>75206455

twin peaks is 2deep4reddit

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>Hello, yes, can I please have my food lined with barely edible landmines that still retain the rebellious nature of their parent vegetable who makes grown men break down in tears? I absolutely love peeling the layers apart of something that is best described as "plastic-like". Instead of giving my jaws a rest, I want them to mash apart the plant spawn of Satan that God failed to stop.

>>>/b/733551389
if you didn't download it sry didn't want to get banned for ANIME TIDDIES

>>75206455
wow you seem a great scholar of reddit interests hmmmm

Never had sex

Reminder that literal redditors frequent this thread

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>>75206484

dont send /b/ here, you idiot

>>75206483
how do people find this attractive

>>75206450
what's this

i may not have a gf but i do have a lot of runescape gold

Reminder, small ballers are not allowed in this thread

>>75206468
The Office really isnt a thing anymore, maybe half a decade ago

>>75206471
>twin pukes
>deep
stop

>>75206495
Half of /b/ probably doesn't even know about /int/

t. hasnt even watched it

>>75206509

worst forced meme since SKIIIIIIP posting

>twin peaks
don't understand the hype just play alan woke

>>75206490
kissed a woman this year so that's a milestone for sure. mind you it was on the hand right after she said she didn't want me to kiss her on the mouth


>>75206404
have a fap and return to ur senses

>>75206508
I got a Santa hat

>>75206520
you realize half of /b/ is still a shit ton of people right

>>75206524
t. baby baller

>>75206530
I've hugged girls before. One had giant tits too and she let me hug her multiple times

>>75206531
lol

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tfw no gf AND bf at the same time

>>75206530
>but muh red room!!! muh kino northwest atmosphere!

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>"don't tell /b/ about us"
>*bumps /b/ thread needlessly*

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>>75206530
But Munn isn't actually black you dip...

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>Onions? *sniffles* N-no. They makes me cry, a-and that's fine! You know what, they're hard to chew too! Yep, you heard that right, I find crispy vegetables that are mostly water hard to chew.

im handsome in my opinion

>>75206558

clearly somebody here wants /b/ to invade

>>75206550
i hugged your mom last night

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>>75206589
Did you ?

>>75206542
/b/ is a pretty isolated board now, they wouldn't "raid" this board if you linked it a dozen times. Just a bunch of underaged newfags looking at amateur/facebook fap pictures

can someone post the blacked hand holding head template?

>>75206498
by not being homos

>>75206584
I think you're very handsome bb

>>75206593
ye

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>>75206603
best i can do is this bro

>>75206550
i've racked up lots of hugs from thin lesbians over the past year, would be nice to get some more big boobed hugs desu

>>75206556
portlandia destroyed the pnw forever. literally cannot even watch planet of the war of the ape planet or whatever it's called without thinking, 'hmm carrie and fred probably made a sketch where that monkey is standing'
the real scene now is the interior of ny
>>75206574
stop appropriating my race white boi. we PoC are all one collective hive mind

>>75206613
K den

>>75206375
tfw used to have one but I'm alone again

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overwatch is 30 dollars right now.

i think that's fair. the graphics are really on point.

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>>75206603

My dream is to receive a blowjob

>>75206638

t. blizzard shill

Parsley is a delicious herb

>>75206657
hello /v/eddit

>>75206638
Can I feed you baby food from a jar

>>75206663
leave him alone

I've hugged a big tiddied Eurasian lesbian before

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>>75206619
>we PoC are all one collective hive mind
Something I always think is funny is how Asians are only considered minorities when it benefits some other whinier minority group.

>>75206663

sup r/reddit

>>75206661
cilantro is fucking delicious

>>75206657
>blizzard
>in summer time

>>75206646
You have 2 options:
1. Advertise yourself as a straight man to the weird desperate dredges of the homosexual community
2. Stop being such a little fucking bitch

Ive hugged a qt polish mixed with flip before

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>>75206666
i don't understand. am i a baby for playing overwatch?

>>75206699
please shut up stupid normalfaggot piece of garbage

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>stopped wanting a gf once i realize i don't like other people

:emoji:

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ONIONS ARE A VIOLATION OF HUMAN DECENCY AND FEEDING THEM TO CHILDREN OR THE DISABLED SHOULD BE A CRIMINAL OFFENSE. ONIONS CRAWL INTO MY MOUTH LIKE THOSE AMAZONIAN POND PARASITES ENTER MEN'S URETHRA'S AND MAKE THEMSELVES RIGHT AT HOME JUST FUCKING MY SHIT UP. IF A MAN IS WORTH HIS SALT AND MUSTER, HE CERTAINLY HAS THE GRIT TO LOOK PAST THE ETERNAL (((ONIONS))) AND INSTEAD ADOPT THE VÖLKISCH PRETZEL CONDIMENT TO SATISFY HIS LUST FOR THE CRUNCH. I HOPE ONE DAY THAT ONIONS ARE BANNED FOREVER AND THAT A SUPERVIRUS WIPES OUT ALL ONION CROPS SO THAT WE MAY BE FREE FROM THE STINKY BREATH WATERY EYE AGENDA THAT IS TURNING OUR POPULACE INTO A BUNCH OF SHREK-SMELLING ONION TARDS

>>75206709
that's a weird mix

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>>75206692
Wrong

Onions are delicious

>>75206711
yea

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>>75206644
>>75206614
thx. R8 my meme: Africanized Bees

>>75206715
>that pic
Putting that on my list of things that have never happened

>>75206717
Flips will mix with anyone.

>tfw no Montana bf

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>achieve thing
>no longer want thing

>>75206686
i wonder how many RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHILLS posts you make per day

/v/edditors like you are just fucking trash, lowest tier of posters on this site and that's saying something when faggots exist

onion rings are dank af

why is /pol/ and /his/ so Catholic and Orthodox? It seems like they're as anti-Protestant as they are anti-everything else

>>75206739

awful

>>75206711
No, you are a grown up

I feed you baby food for maximum multitasking while you play your game sweetie

>>75206739
how did you allow that shadow to get through

Just bought a girl a 50 cent cookie
Am I a cuck now

>tfw no Californian Asian gf

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how's my beard going?

>>75206739
5/10

>>75206745
:3

>>75206755
I stopped browsing /his/ because the creationists got too annoying

>pretends to like onions
>shitposts about it
>proceeds to pretend to dislike onions and shitpost about it
hnm

>>75206743
Except nigs

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>/v/edditors like you are just fucking trash, lowest tier of posters on this site and that's saying something when faggots exist

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>>75206680
i-in the end I guess your pee-nay-nay wants what it wants. may you find the eurasian women of your dreams (in canada not america).

may i be blessed with a short hair qt

>>75206759
what do you mean? on the leg? I just used clone stamp

>>75206775
<3

>>75206765
Pretty good/even coverage

currently having an absolutely indian poo

Blasians are a top tier mix

>>75206755
It's a dumb meme, none of them are actually Orthodox, cucktholics just try to latch on to it now.

gonna cry

>>75206754
Do you like onion rings from bk

Anything mixed with black is a shit tier mix because blacks are a shit tier race

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>>75206763

>>75206781
Objectively false, almost all blasians are that exact mix.

>>75206761
More info

Why did you? How well do you know her?

>>75206726
>>75206754
*PICKS YOU UP*
*PLACES YOU IN THE SPECIAL QUARANTINE PEN*

>>75206807
i agree, anything subsaharan is bad

>>75206805
they're okay. nothing like the ones you get from an actual burger joint

>>75206823
*beats you with a bag of onions*

What do you guys think of Anglo-spic mixes?

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>>75206784
I actually don't have a strong preference for them I just pulled those images off a eurasian women IG :^)

>>75206845
Depends on how much Indo blood the spic has. Castizos are pretty qt.

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>>75206835
*knocks that shit out of your hands*
*reveal trap card*
I PLAY TRAP HOLE
WITH THIS CARD, A TRAP HOLES YOU!

What's the oldest age you'd fuck

>>75206821
She asked me to
she's my coworker

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I love salmon lox, but it's incomplete without some pickled onions

any milcucks here get raped

be honest

>>75206861
22

>>75206858
>Castizos are pretty qt
Oh stop it you!

>>75206807
But anything mixed with blacks is an improvement on blacks lel

>>75206848
redheads are freaks of nature and emotionally unstable

>>75206871
wtf is a milcuck and why would he be raped

>>75206861
30 tbdesu

>>75206877
Dropping a dog turd into vanilla pudding improves the dog shit but ruins the pudding.

>>75206871
I hope I will

obvs not a real redhead

>>75206865
You're a cuck

Should have said bitch you are employed buy your own cookie

>>75206861
My friend in his 20's fucked a women in her 50's and he said it was the only very loose pussy he's ever fucked. So I'll say 40.

>>75206879
>>75206871
Millennial, most likely, and because people get raped, obviously

>>75206900
thats strangely random and specific to ask
never see that flag here before either

>>75206900
I haven't been raped because nobody wants to rape a slightly above average man

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achievements today:
none

>>75206861
ACCORDING TO GOOGLE deauxma IS 57 YEARS OLD AND STILL REALLY HOT
>>75206848
WAY TOO ORANGE. LIKE THAT IS OFFENSIVE TF2 PAINTED HAT ORANGE.
>>75206867
*DRAWS GUN*
*SHOVES IT IN YOUR HANDS*
*DIRECTS IT AT MY SKULL*
FUCK ONIONS! I'D RATHER EAT BULLET THAN THAT SHRIVELED PLANT DICK YOU CALL A FOOD. DO IT! PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER YOU ONION DOTING MISANTHROPE. GOD WILL UNDERSTAND FUCK FUCKKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ONIONS

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>>75206878
>flag
>during the Spanish Inquisition, all those with red hair were identified as Jewish. In Italy, red hair was associated with Italian Jews, and Judas was traditionally depicted as red-haired in Italian and Spanish art

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Blew my opportunity to have my very own qt Asian wife and hapa children

the new d.va skin isn't very sexy desu. what do you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gouaBdoUVR0

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>all caps

>>75206936
You dodged a serious bullet tbqh

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>>75206879
>>75206900
any particular soul who sells their life to general shekelstein

>>75206941
Can't say that I agree with this statement.

>>75206944
you're weird

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crikey

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>>75206926
[very loud beeping]
You need to calm down Eurasianon

>>75206953
http://www.gq.com/long-form/male-military-rape

*yodels*

>>75206926
*prepares a toasted bagel with cream cheese and salmon lox*
*slides some pickled onion underneath without you noticing*
Hungry bud?

>>75206957
how old is she

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If you're mixed and you look white, are you white?

>>75206936
you'll get another chance

Kinda wanting a paki brit gf rn

>>75206969
You dip >>75206926

>>75206972
depends when you do a crime

>>75206944
Oh, military rapes. That makes sense I guess, but that's a much smaller demographic to be asking about

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>why yes, I do watch anime

>>75206951
You almost created a Eliot Rodger. By blowing your chance you inadvertently saved lives

I remember in middle school there used to be this one fag who always talked about fucking a loose pussy
>>75206957
fits like a large dress

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>>75206980
I'd go for that gilf

>>75206972
Mixed with what?

>>75206972
No

>>75206972
Your a half caste

>>75206972
How mixed are you?

>>75206983
What if I've never commited any crime other than smoking weed and underage drinking

>>75206994
>>75206999
Dad is Anglo mom is spic so I have a totally English name

i did it

i bought early access divinity 2

first game was great

>>75207019
So she's a Mestiza? Half white, half native? You should do 23andme to see how much native blood you have.

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>>75207019
So you are a living meme?

want to be dominated mentally and physically

>>75207032
My great grandmother did a DNA test a little before she died and it was like 40% native 60% spaniard
>>75207051
Basically except I don't look like that

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>>75207032
im an indian

>taking a dna test
just look in the mirror

>>75207060
poos on u

yeah you like that?

>>75207055
Advertise on craigslist

>>75206960
NO
>>75206967
l-looks kinda good.
*takes bite*
*crunch*
*I stare into your eyes with pure disbelief and suffering*
*picks up the gun*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfviFOcnlew
*blood trickles from my mouth*
I-I never thought
*stumbles towards windows*
I just want to see the sky one m-more
*falls to the ground*
*onion slices pierce my stomach wall and out of my skin as expected of onions*
*they bend inward like fungal vines and begin piercing my eyes*
NO NO FUCK FUCKKKKK AHHHHH
*I pick up the gun and pull the trigger at my head*
*my brains explode but the onions have already begun to control my nervous system*
(onion voice): OAFWAO AAFW IA M THE AM AE RAISING AGA THEA VEGGIES AGHY OU ATE
*my onoin controlled body staggered towards you, veins pumping with pure sickening onion*

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>>75202819
>>75203067
I don't think this post was as funny as the amount of (you)'s suggest

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>>75207071
pls no

>>75207067
i guess i'm white then

>>75207059
Was she the only one with any significant amount of native blood in your family? If yes, then you're maybe 5% native. You're not mixed, anon. You're white.

>>75207069
What is this?

>>75207055
Apparently join the military
>>75206964

>>75207091
I don't know my grandmother is fairly dark but my mom just looks like a Spaniard. I could just be the fabled white Hispanic

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>>75207081

>>75207094
a really gay quiz i took

>>75206951
you almost created a poster like me

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>bought a car I didn't like for 8k
>affter few weeks feeling like I don't really like it
>shitty on demand 4WD system
>turns out dad will buy it from me
>will soon buy something better
Everything went better than expected.

>>75207069
>Ageplayer
>no raceplay

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I want a higher purpose in life

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>>75207069
>not 100% vanilla

When did hiro change posting timer to 15 seconds and remove captcha?

>>75207112
I would try everything in my power to make him not an autist.

>>75207110
You should probably stop taking them

>>75207132
dumb dumb leb scum

>>75206975
Not sure if I will.
>>75207132
What's your religion?

>>75207133
just raise em right and expose them to different kinds of people. i am really not that weird

Who else gets super nervous when ordering at subway?

>>75207140
it was just this one time i swear

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>tfw terrone American

>>75207132
oh nvm

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>dagos

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>>75207162
More like Tyrone American

>>75207159

>>75207153
>just raise em right and expose them to different kinds of people.
>said the same thing to me
That's b urself tier advice

>>75207156
I dont since i always order the same.

Toasted Garlic bread.
Bacon.
Jam.
Peppers.
Ranch.
Tomato.
Cucumber.

And jarritos as a drink.

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tfw feel good about life

>>75207156
not me. I waltz in like a douche and order very specific amounts of meat instead of the standard 10
>>75207171
someone call in chopper gunner ffs

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>>75207170
STOP IT

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got around to doing a zigzag

>>75207069
>Brat

???

>>75207069
>>75207110
>>75207094
I took it awhile ago. Honestly I think it exaggerates a bit. I'm not even sure what "masochistic" answers I chose.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
91% Submissive
75% Voyeur
51% Vanilla
51% Rope bunny
47% Experimentalist
36% Primal (Prey)
34% Girl/Boy
31% Ageplayer
29% Non-monogamist
29% Degradee
27% Masochist
25% Brat
19% Exhibitionist
19% Slave
4% Pet
3% Primal (Hunter)
3% Dominant
2% Sadist
2% Rigger
1% Master/Mistress
1% Degrader
1% Switch
1% Daddy/Mommy
1% Brat tamer
0% Owner

just had a fuckton of deja vu right now holy shit

>>75207180
Why is that

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>>75207182
>someone call in chopper gunner

>>75207201
>Submissive
kys

hehe

>>75207178
i can't really write out my entire experience.
get them involved in activities, teach them to fight and stand up for themselves, don't spoil them (like elliot was), etc etc more generic advice.

I can't think of anything really more helpful sry

>>75207177
I may be shitalian shartmerican but I'm not black

>>75207201
>Submissive
>Voyeur

>>75207208
>kys
That's someone else's job.

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Here, O Sariputra, bodily-form is voidness; verily, voidness is bodily-form. Apart from bodily-form there is no voidness; so apart from
voidness there is no bodily-form. That which is voidness is bodily-form; that which is bodily-form is voidness. Likewise the four aggregates feeling, perception, mental imaging, and consciousness are devoid of
substance.

>>75207213
>i can't really write out my entire experience.
Start with the was your maternal family boat people or not bit

>>75207217
>Voyeur
That's literally what penetrative porn is

>>75207213
teaching them your hobbies is also fun

>>75207234
I fought white and asians who hated my race so I have a pretty balanced view. if you look at some others, they may have only gotten shit from whites, so they are more slanted to one side of the argument.

just b chill and be really lucky

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>tfw the most I can get from my bf is for him to choke me

voyeur |voiˈyərvwäˈyər|
noun
a person who gains sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity.

>>75207255
This suggests it's his preferred way of getting off though

>>75207019
genetics has much less to do with behavior patterns than culture and upbringing. one of my childhood friends was adopted from ghana and i still consider him finnish because thats the culture he was raised in and those are the values he adheres to like any of us. yall americans are too fixated on race rather than the environmental factors which actually matter

>>75207230
Jaaaaai guru devaaaaa
Jaaaaai guru cevaaaaa ooom

>>75207265
try killing yourselves instead faggots

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>>75207263
>didn't answer my question
>they are more slanted
wew

>>>/wsg/1596707

>>75207265
*puts you in a full nelson*

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Completely expected.

I never thought I'd work a day in my life

>>75207272
Which is why I think the quiz exaggerates. I don't remember any questions about watching vs performing.

>>75207271
So do you think porn is or isn't voyeur under that definition?

>>75207275
that's what he's trying to do

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>>75207286
i am a person who has been on a boat
>>75207301
should i watch this or will it make me shrivel
>>75207257
that too. my parents dont have too many hobbies so they just sent me to extracurriculars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nqc3YcWPSo

>>75207316
meant for>>75207284

>>75207306
Nice

>>75207308
>switch

>>75207333
It means you switch between being top or bottom. I think I got it because I put "No opinion" on the questions about whether I like to be a top or bottom or anything related to it.

>>75207308
what is this shit

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>>75207345
>"No opinion" on the questions about whether I like to be a top or bottom
You're gay

>>75207345
i know what it means
you better check yourself before you wreck yourself

>>75207357
>>75207360
Is it about getting something in your anus? I don't know. I'm vanilla as fuck. I find pegging completely disgusting.

>>75207360
i think you took it in context of porn rather than erotic roleplay

Sodomites will burn in hell

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desu can't wait to fug a vagina

also playing with a girl sounds nice in general

ill buy that bitch a hot chocolate, bitches love hot chocolate

>>75207374
Don't forget to wrap your willie.

>>75207374
you have to get her off with your tongue first though
but if she already got off then what's the point of penetration?
end sex right there and leave unsatisfied

Let's all feel bad for our English friends

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>that episode of seinfeld where it's revealed Newman is cannibal and he tries to eat Kramer alive
>that episode of Seinfeld where we learn Jerry and George are pedosexuals and they stare at underage girls breasts
>that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer brainwashes little kids with communist propaganda while dressed up as Santa
>that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine almost kills her boyfriend
>that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry kills Elaine's boyfriends

>>75207381
>isis will never end british monarchy in our lifetime
Sad!

Not sure I remember that episode

ate too many cherries and now have diarrhea fug
my people were only ever meant to eat potatoes and cabbage

>I actually watch/have watched Seinfeld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

>>75207407
i think you're referring to /cum/ threads

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Also forgot
>that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dates a guy more than twice as old as she is

>>75207425
>I'm underage

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>>75207381
>terror attack specifically designed to kills a bunch of children
>still makes excuses for mudshits
RIP western civilization

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I kept putting that I don't like being degraded or degrading other people, and I still got degradee? Dumb as fuck.

Who smiled when he watched Seinfeld? I didn't.

>>75207435
>I stole my county name from PA

Hope I don't wake up

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>he hasnt watched evey episode of seinfeld over a dozen times

seen probably 20 episodes or so of Seinfeld in my life

I remember watching Seinfeld a lot but remember nothing about it.

>>75207423
I'll eat something of yours

>>75207449
Honestly I'm very angry at Pennsylvania for existing

It was a show about nothing

>>75207468
not even the soup nazi

>>75207480
Fuck you retard

>>75207378
shant forget that. very important
>>75207379
i beleive the first line, well I'll try my best don't know how hard it's going to be

>>75207440
Excuses, no you misunderstand England will make things right in its own way

It was a show about bad people

>>75207480
I would normally get into the autistic PA vs OH feud but deep down I want to leave the state so I ultimately cannot care for thine pitiful lower-lower case U state

>>75207493
I only remember that because of watching clips afterwards.

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asmr is so nice

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c-could it be? The return of the shiggidy?

balls are a might sweaty buds

Seinfeld is slice of life anime but for New York Jews

crossfit

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495318397419.webm

Feeling a strange mixture of happiness about having a job out of college but sadness about being alone. Strange feeling.

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>bdsmtest.org
Hmm, moderately accurate I guess.

>>75207504
>>75207495
Fuck off? "ONE FOR THE THUMB XDDD". You fuggoff yinz jaggoffs

>>75207510
I absolutely hate it. It triggers my misophonia

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sask has one of the most a e s t h e t i c provincial flags

nfld and bc come close, although bc's is a bit oddly proportioned

>>75207532
the ones with eating ones or mouth sounds?
i personally hate those

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In my spare time (aka all of my time) I use gimp to make drawn 2d girls breasts bigger

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>>75207497
>both Theresa May and the Mayor of Manchester
>Oi, these cunts trying to stop our lovely multi-cultural society! We will show them by continuing to allow unfettered growth of the cancerous tumour known as Islam! That'll teach those extremists!

not a single one of you are dominant in the bedroom
sad

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>>75207529
>bucks county
>yinz
can't even take your insults seriously baka

>>75207538
that is based. one of my fave is pic related

>>75207510
is it true it can make you cum sometimes

FUCK wypipo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hURyhPQCs

can't sleep

>>75207447
>>75207528
If you put no opinion for every question in that category than you will get something near 50/50 between opposites. You specifically have to say you disagree completely.

>>75207554
;_;

>>75207555
I said that to make fun of retarded Pittsburghers honestly the most disgusting part of a truly disgusting state also I'm not an OSU fan I'm from Cinci

>>75207564
asmr is not supposed to be sexual

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>>75207538
to be QUITE frankly honest your own flag is the best one.

they fucked up with the shade of blue though, it should definitely be darker

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>>75207538
>Ukraine junior
>has alternate colours Ukraine flag with a flower and crest thrown on

>>75207597
>>75207597
>>75207597
>>75207597
new

>>75207571
:^)