Ask the Burger in Peru anything

have you fucked any peruana?

>>75206099
favorite street food?

ANO?

Have you eated pidgeons?

>>75206114
No but I am dating one right now, she's a Psychologist at the school I work at, we're going to a beach this weekend.
>>75206117
Platanos Fritos con una Inca Cola
>>75206137
Si, pero soy CHI
>>75206143
No but I had some awesome Cebiche

>>75206099
honestly my life here is going better than in the US . i have a decent job, a cute girlfriend, i made friends easy, and i enjoy the short work days. Way happier than before

>>75206267
>chi
mexican or peruaviANO parents?
>platano and inca cola
do you /diabetes/ bro?

>I'm not dead yet
Peru is not that dangerous for CHI mestizos pham, the problem is when you're white.

>>75206444
mexican parents and i fucking love inca cola
>>75206481
ive noticed that, people always ask me if im a colombian or a chileno though which is odd. I asked a student why and he told me all tall people from colombia..... lol

>>75206481
>Peru is not that dangerous for CHI mestizos pham, the problem is when you're white.

care to explain?

>>75206099
What is your favorite kind of potato?

Why haven't you accepted the vicuña as your lord and savior?

>>75206552
he's saying shit
skin color doesn't matter, you gonna get mugged (again if you already were)

>>75206552
White = has money and wont resist
Once I was walking with my best friend who is mestizo and the robbers ignored him and went straight to me.

when people ask where im from I usually just say the DF Mexico lol

>>75206617
>tfw ywn be 100% amerindian bull who confiscated wh*te's property and flattened their houses

>>75206651
isn't your spanish bretty retarded? I know how chis talk and it really isn't that good.

>>75206651
where is your family actually from? how do the locals treat you

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Sup Perúchi!

Are you in Lima?

>>75206679
my spanish is great lol, i studied abroad in mexico and the peruanos dont know the difference
>>75206712
theyre from Tamaulipas
>>75206768
Ayy senpai
>>75206787
Yes

Did you eat cuy yet?

>>75206841
someone edited my post...I said Ayy senpai not ayy senpai..... what the hell
>>75206868
no

>>75206868
>You will never eat an empanada de cuy and sopa de macaco in a cold winter evening
Why live?

>>75206893
You should Perúchi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4yjc1Df1oY

So... How much do you earn? Where doyou live and how nice is it? Also tell us more about the girl you're dating.

What's the funkiest potato you've ate? I eventually want to go there and learn the ways of the ancient geneticists.

>>75206916
i will :)
>>75206927
lol i guess ill have to!
>>75206940
1600 soles/m, by miraflores, and shes super short, funny, no kids, speaks english, and shows me around

>>75207011
I don't think Peru has a winter season.

>>75206552
always think twice before replying to an argie

I want to go too

>>75207050
ill go to arg