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Nige edition
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>>75204652
>>75204652
Nige was a state psyop intended to mock the kindly eccentric English naturalist
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>french cuisine
>it's just seared meat, mirepoix, herbs and lots of butter, broiled for a bit
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>>75204677
>
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Where did it all go so wrong
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frog2 you there
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babestation
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>>75204631
>>75204633
DGB, XRP, SC, BTC, BLK

Also fuck I envy this guy he lives really fucking large. One of the few people to get rich enough to live the good fucking life before he was a crippled old man that didn't die from drugs.
https://youtu.be/oDiili2Gs-0
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anime
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>>75204677
he was cool though
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>>75204705
Who's on tonight?
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>>75204705

good lad
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>>75204685
is this the post you were saving for the new thread? It was shit you prat
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>>75204735
>is this the post you were saving for the new thread?
no
>it was shit you prat
rude
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>>75204704
right here mate
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>>75204706
I bought into dgb alongside musicoin, went 50/50 in both hahaha JUST

sold musicoin for a loss, then put it into sia which i'm hoping pays off enough to dump and buy rdd
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Short hair girls?
Love 'em
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>>75204706

ehhh still a fat cunt

how much bitcoin you have?
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Sitting at home in front of my tv, shocked of what it´s showing me. Another proof of that our values are going down, a gathering of faggots in the center of town. My beer drops on the floor, as I hear their leader say, that they´re so proud of being gay. Dressed in rubber, they´re marching trough our streets. Trying to impose their fetish needs.
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thoughts on this match?

something about her really turns me on
can't quite pinpoint what it is though
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>>75204652
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Where my leftypols bros at
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just want to hold her. only have 8 weeks until she's gone and i know i won't be able to convey my feelings by then
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>>75204756
could just politely ignore them
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>>75204766
i want to FUCK british pussy
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< 19th century banter
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what have you done for me lately?
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>>75204687
saved
specifically to my rorke folder
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>>75204758
she has that slightly-not-white-but-kinda look to her like fred armisen
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>>75204751
Been keeping an eye on Sia and 200BTC just got bought in a huge wall (exact same price) on Polo. Keep an eye out for a whale tier P&D on it. I'm long holding though don't have the constitution for day trading. I'll make losses too much.
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>>75204788
Thought about you when I touched my willy :3
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>>75204768
Look into the future and try to predict what you might regret having done (or not done) in this part of your life.
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>>75204687
ah yes the british serf
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Rolling for my own benefit, bollocks to you lads.

1-3 - Re-watch Daria for the first time in like 5 years.
4-6 - Re-read Fight Club because fuck it, I like edgy lowbrow lit.
7-9 - Continue shit posting on an American image board owned by a chinese man made by a jew for the purpose of discussing Japanese culture and posting CP. (Did I do the meme right?)
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>>75204766

*raises paw*
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>>75204823
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>>75204714
lori, priya, clare and lindsey dawn mckenzie
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I need to do a poo, but I'm scared to because it will hurt.

I masturbated with a frying pot handle up my ass last night and I'm afraid that I've torn some skin.
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>>75204854
hmmmm
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>>75204806
i'm not planning on holding it long-term. i am basically just fanging for a P&D to regain my losses in musicoin.

once I get a decent amount of income through P&D, i'll move into more long term stuff but seeing as I invested $100, I won't make anything in long-term with that.
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>>75204842
You're not one of those freaks that stalks them are you?
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>>75204858
Ah that's fair. Good luck anon
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>>75204815
i see myself equally likely to regret botching one of the only pleasant friendships i have and potentially worsening my reputation, as to missing out on a relationship
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remember when I used to read /b/ threads about bitcoin back in 2009-2010

didn't buy any though haha
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>>75204866
do they get stalked?
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>>75204866
I follow a couple on twitter
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>>75204857
AHHHHHHHHHHG!!
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>>75204875
thanks la

feel free to post possible good buys along with the brit lad now and then :)
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>>75204890
There are forums where a few weirdos obsess over them.
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japanimation
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>>75204881
I got offered like 200 of them for some tf2 weapon in 2010 and i said no HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHA KILL ME
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Legit spend more time on Reddit than here now after making an account only last week, they're less Rorkeish
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>>75204900
So angry at myself for going in on XRP instead of XMR
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>>75204904
link?

also you're the same lad who "discovered" that commie slags findom account, god only knows what fucked up shit you're into
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>>75204918
Why do you trigger autismo yank?
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desperately need a dominatrix goth gf who isn't over 40
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https://youtu.be/pXqbIwEp_PA
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*downvotes your post*
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>>75204918
>the cuck finally finds his way home
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>tfw your a broken man
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>>75204914

do you have any now?
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>>75204910
Good post.
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i really enjoy kpop ngl laddos
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>>75204946
I recently paid $100 for 0.03 of them.....

everytime I see bitcoin rise is price, i want to neck myself.
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think it would be quite funny if hiro brough downvoting and upvoting to the chon
we could all downvote the yank posts lol
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>>75204914
actually winced, i'm so sorry anon
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>>75204928
>also you're the same lad who "discovered" that commie slags findom account, god only knows what fucked up shit you're into
No I didn't.

Google some of their names.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

hes such a straight talker. love him, glad hes ok.
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*gets schwifty*
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>>75204930
>tfw QT goth at work is into you.
[spoiler]tfw married.[/spoiler]
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>>75204965
>>75204951

ah you're an animefaggot never mind

confirmed pedo fuck off
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>>75204957
haha yeh :)
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>>75204974
>ah you're an animefaggot never mind
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>confirmed pedo fuck off
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>>75204929

Because I am le based XD
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>>75204974
Unwarranted degree of hostility desu.
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>>75204957
mine would get upvoted anyways
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>>75204951
thank you.
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>>75204766
rotfront
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oh fuck off
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Which Paddy has the 3" willy? Animefag or unwarranted hostility fag?
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Investing in Scotcoin to prepare for independence lads
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got no munchies lads :x
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NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB
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>>75204962
there's an element of gamblers fallacy in it with how long i'd have held it and shit but ye cheers. the thought that i could have a deposit on a decent house with it is pretty bad hahahahahaha
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>>75204974
anime image board
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going to get drunker and watch food wishes videos
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*cuddles you*
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>>75204956

had some DOGE that got stolen when Doge Vault got hacked

wouldn't be worth nothing now anyway
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>>75205036
I like Binging with Babish and Dining On A Dime
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well thats not strictly true

i can make myself a jam roll
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>>75205019
thats gay roleplay paddy
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>>75205028

loathe that song
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>>75205064
Is he the Heem Machine?
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i hope so
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>>75204914
you chose video game weapons over a million dollars
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>>75204974
keep fighting the good fight. these chinese cartoon watching paedos need exterminating
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got called a fat dickhead on xbox
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The Jam, Oasis, Stone Roses and the Smiths are the best working class British bands.

Fuck Blur.
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chinese lad gave me a free cigarette today
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>>75205078
thats ryan the wallpuncher
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>>75205112
Blur were always middle-class southern fairies.

You forgot the Beatles as well.
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>>75204924
how much was xmr when you could have gotten in
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nigger on the bus gave me $100
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*bends over revealing my tight succulent arsehole"
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>>75205112
*plays 7 Nation army*
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gave some yt boi on the bus 100 dollars
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>>75205127

Was gonna put them but their best work was when John went solo, basically the 60's version of Take That

Were Rolling Stones working class?
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>>75205112
>doesn't rate pulp
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>>75205089
at the time they were worth fuck all, some guy had just spent 10 k of them on 2 pizzas. they were worth less than what the weapon was, that's all I remember.
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>>75205112
>Stone Roses
is this a rolling stones knock off
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>>75205154

Indeed I do not, common people is the only good song for making fun of middle class shitmunchers
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>>75205154
FOY pulp is called juicy bits where I'm from
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comrades the bugles are sounding
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>comrades the bugles are sounding
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graduated from high school at the age of 20

started school a year late, re-did fourth grade because i was "undeveloped" and failed my freshmen year
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tried listening to pavement
didnt rate it
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>>75205198
it's the destination that matters, not the path we take
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>>75205153
>Were Rolling Stones working class?
Dunno. There was "apparently" a similar classist north south divide between them and the Beatles so I don't think they were considered to be a working class band.

Come to think of it the Beatles were middle-class scousers but I dunno if you lads subscribe to the idea a scouser could be middle-class.
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>>75205178
Do you rate New Order?
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>>75205198
Hahaha. Dumb dumb
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>>75205207
b-but it's better than the smashing pumpkins, trust me!
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don't want to go back to uni next term
don't know what im doing with myself
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>>75205238
why dont you want to go back to uni lad?
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>>75205198
*pats your head*
don't worry lad
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rather be dead
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Why don't we let the 3rd world die off instead of constantly sending aid? Do we benefit from them?
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>>75205171
No, they're a great 90s "madchester" indie guitar band. Pretty legendary for Brits of a certain age and social class.

This is my personal fave song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs
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>The Stone Roses? Why is that some cheap rolling stones knock off my good sir?!
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>>75205198
so.....this.....is the power.............of yank posters
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>>75205260
because le everyone is equal and le they didn't choose to be born there
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>>75205260
>>75205260
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>>75205221

Yes but not as much as I rate 'Division
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>>75205296
fuck off reddit
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>basically the 60's version of Take That
What a fucking retard
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>>75205153
Jagger was from a middle class family IIRC, but lived the povvo musician life for a while. I think Richards and Watts were working class. Dunno about Jones, seemed a bit middle class to me but he might have just been a softie.
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>>75205112
The Verve pal.

Also Arctic Monkeys but I hate the normie culture associated with them.
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>>75205301
Do you rate Foals?
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t'artec moonkehs
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>>75205127
>Blur were always middle-class southern fairies.
True, but they made some good songs
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no r9k gf
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anyone like 90s grunge
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRtI-JRqyEA

real music
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>>75205260
a mix of naive altruism and not wanting to be internationally sanctioned for being a cunt in the eyes of the world
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>BBC News only interviewing Mancs who peddle muh diversity bullshit

Ah yes.
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>>75205221
Brotherhood is probably my favourite album of all time desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDXHpBIbG4M
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>>75205314

Vastly prefer their earlier work, AM is a good album but can't even listen to it with how normie it has become, also they became evil middle class tax dodgers

>>75205315

Not listened to them, do rate supergrass and Libertines though
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>>75205314
Don't forget The Streets
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>>75205369
wrong. the bbc and most mainstream media in britain are right wing
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>>75205260
yes. it keeps their governments loyal (well, corrupt) and guarantees local leaders who sell resources cheaply to the west
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>>75205354

Nirvana, pearl jam and soundgarden were pretty good.

Post-grunge isn't too bad either
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>>75205314
Kasabian?

>>75205322
Yeah I agree.
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>i can't enjoy music if normies like it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fucking state of your life
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>>75205379
>Not listened to them
Best band out of Oxford la

Their early stuff is pretty Math Rock-y
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>>75205396
never understood the scat fetish
just weird
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Anyone here rate happy mondays?
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>>75205392
>let me tell you about your country
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no moody blues lads?
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>hurr durr how can you not like a song if its overplayed constantly in clubs and on the radio

get a fucking grip mate, artic monkeys are shit tier now
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>>75205392
>the bbc and most mainstream media in britain are right wing
alright bonny la
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>>75205407
kek. i feel sorry for some of the tits on here.

>b-but i'm so le unique
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You lads have made me think of a band I used to be into, saw them live in about '05, cannot remember their name.

The ____, begins with C I think. Did quite a few albums. Pretty sure they were from Manchester or Liverpool. Were biggest in the late 90s early 00s but were never huge. Scruffy cunts. Keyboard player died in a car crash or something. Fuck, what were they called?
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>>75205392
oh fuck off
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>>75205429
LAST NIGHT THESE TWO BOUNCERS
AND ONE OF 'EMS ALRIGHT
THE OTHER ONE'S THE SCARY ONE
HIS WAY OR NO WAY HE TOTALITARIAN
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>>75205448
The Coral
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>>75205420
>>75205439
>>75205452
fucking trolled lmao
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>>75205448
The C O C K S
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>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
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>>75205463
Cheers, but I just got it, it was The Charlatans. Good guess though.
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>>75205251
I can't take being there anymore
I see and hear and everyone having fun whilst I'm just on my own
I can't take the constantly being blanked and ignored by people whenever I think I've made friendships
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>>75205448
The Cure
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the moody blues are the least posho band in existence along with emerson

morrissey is a billionaire cunt
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>>75205472
where'd the "you're not white!" speech bubble go
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Best Scottish bands are primal scream, the view,simple minds, the proclaimers and jesus and mary chain

Biffy Clyro and churches are fucking shite before anyone says anything
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>>75205448
The Charalatans? Googled it.
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goodnight lads
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>>75205479
hmmm yes >tfw no friends is a bitter feeling
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ah yes
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>>75205444

Oh do fuck off
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>>75205472
does it bother anyone else how they actually look like the caricature in the picture? i only wear black crocs tho
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>>75205488
The Fratellis. Well, their first album was a banger
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>>75205488
mogwai
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>>75205503
see you tomorrow
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>>75205516
>black crocs
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>>75205516
same
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>>75205260
they wont die off, their growth will just be slower. given the two options, helping them indebts them and gives us influence, whereas not-helping them gives them a grudge and leaves asia/middle east to wield all the potential influence
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>Oh do fuck off
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>>75205537
i like this artist
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>>75205532
Good call, The Fratellis first album was quality. Haven't heard their other stuff, is it not as good?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/6cx36b/we_share_a_common_history_culture_and_even/
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>>75205488
Cocteau Twins?
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real dad rock hours...
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hmm

Interpol went to shit after Antics
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>>75205503
ni' night
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>>75205579
t. hiphop EDM rap nigger
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https://www.zawaj.com/askbilqis/oral-sex-non-mehram-woman/
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>>75205566
https://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/5299mt/freedom_for_this_patriot_to_wear_her_kickass/
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>>75205488
Belle & Sebastian
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vision in my left eye is rapidly deteriorating
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>>75205585
El Pintor was alright
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fucking hell its 3:40

time flies
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>>75205579

How are any of the bands named dad rock you blundering fool?

*hits you with my cane*
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>>75205634
still think it's 2016

2017 hasnt started for me yet
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>>75205624
Stop looking at your phone so often.
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>>75205636
*recoils in pain*
m-merely a jest my good man!
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Why is every Russian (and some other Slavs but mostly Russians) on the English web such a degenerate?
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>>75205634
Time's dragging for me. Woke up an hour or two ago, waiting for neighbour to get up so my knocking about in my living room above his bedroom won't wake him. Fortunately, he gets up about 5-6am.
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>>75205675
that's polite of you
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>Finish Uni
>Immediately enter a depressed fugue state where I only leave the flat to buy food for weeks on end and spend 16 hours a day wanking and shitposting on 4chan
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This is a good album lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2feinkFlSnk
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ESSAYS IN THE
ART OF WRITING

BY
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON, author of Treasure Island and The Strange Tale of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

4. Contents of the Phrase.

The beauty of the contents of a phrase, or of a sentence, depends implicitly upon alliteration and upon assonance. The vowel demands to be repeated; the consonant demands to be repeated; and both cry aloud to be perpetually varied.

My next example was recently quoted from Shakespeare as an example of the poet’s colour sense:

‘The BaRge she sat iN, like a BURNished throNe
BURNT oN the water: the POOP was BeateN gold,
PURPle the sails and so PUR* Fumèd that
The wiNds were love-sick with them.’
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>>75205665

I'll teach you for your insolence boy!

*grabs you by the scruff and throws you in the runtoid cage*

No supper tonight!
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>>75205694
how do you keep down a flat
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ate probably around only 500 calories today
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>>75205701
>POOP
FOY
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>>75205701
From these delicate and choice writers I turned with some curiosity to a player of the big drum—Macaulay. I had in hand the two-volume edition, and I opened at the beginning of the second volume. Here was what I read:

Meanwhile the disorders of Kannon’s Kamp went on inKreasing. He Kalled a Kouncil of war to Konsider what Kourse it would be advisable to taKe. But as soon as the Kouncil had met, a preliminary Kuestion was raised. The army was almost eKsKlusively a Highland army. The recent vKktory had been won eKsKlusively by Highland warriors. Great chiefs who had brought siKs or Seven hundred fighting men into the field did not think it fair that they should be outvoted by gentlemen from Ireland, and from the Low Kountries, who bore indeed King James’s Kommission, and were Kalled Kolonels and Kaptains, but who were Kolonels without regiments and Kaptains without Kompanies.’

A moment of FV in all this world of K’s!
>>
Anyone want to roleplay with me?
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>>75205726

I only finished Uni 2 weeks ago, I still have money. This has happened every year since I finished my GCSE's though, once I finish my immediate obligations I just completely shut down and do nothing for months.
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>>75205744
*fucks you*
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>>75205744
*raises paw*
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>>75205744
*farts in your mouth*
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>>75205683
My PC in there sounds like a jet engine. I wouldn't feel comfortable turning that beast on at 3:45am with someone sleeping within 10m of it.
>>
There's literally nothing racist about wanting to turn all of North America into a white only ethnostate
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>>75205749
>>75205753
>>75205758
GOOD yank posts
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>>75205634
wait until it's 4:20
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>>75205746
i'm the exact same, but no uni. i just tapered off after sixth form and forgot to do anything
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>>75205749
>>75205753
>>75205758

*cum dribbles out my 3 inch small British cock while I am fucked by superior Yank cock*

UUUUUGGGHGHHH
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>>75205768
Want a hit?
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>>75204711
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>>75205806
Mate offered me some free ganja and 'baccy a couple of days ago. Turned it down because I've quit smoking and drinking, but I'd love a cheeky toke right now.
>>
>>75205801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lwsVsSS5SJ
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>>75205829
Why are you quitting?
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>>75205840
why do you think you dumb stoner nigger
>>
wish i wasnt alone at night
>>
>>75205763
LITTLE
WHITE
ETHNOSTATES
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>>75205859
wish autismo yank wouldn't reply to me
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>>75205856
rude
>>
>>75205829
pmsl at you
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>>75205840
Drink took over my life for a long time. Can only ever be full teetotal or full binge. Tried to have a little drink on my birthday a month ago, it turned into a week long bender, and it took a lot of strength to stop again. As for smoking, I don't see the point. Negatives far outweigh the positives, and I don't find it hard to quit smoking after the first few days.
>>
fe fi fo fum I smell the bum of an Englishman
>>
want a yank lad to cuddle
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>wish autismo yank wouldn't reply to me
what a coincidence, the reddit browsing literal nigger is also a weed smoking degen
>>
northern england lads
>>
LADS
I am part of a scandal that could ruin a semi succesful icelandic snapchatters(yes that's a thing) life
wat do
>>
Fucking hell lads the nonce is here, anyone under the age of 18 I STRONGLY recommend you stop posting until he fucks off
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>>75205902
how do you know hes a nog?
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>>75205891
>week long bender
wew story time x
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>>75205908
>wat do
don't be a cunt (Leviticus 20:9)
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>northern england lads
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>>75205926
This
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>>75205908

Do what you think is right

* squeezes your hand*
>>
>>75205908
my god you are a faggot

17 year old, gay, drug using, eurotrash. now tell the story.
>>
>>75204894
Which ones?
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>>75205923
he posts the pengest nigger all the time and cries whenever you say nigger
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>>75205892
THAIRAD!!!!!
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>>75205959
alri
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>>75205859
You're not alone.
>>
'Murica, a country where we realize that respecting women means telling them they can wear whatever the fuck they want. I throw on a bandanna to keep sweat out of my eyes, and it's no problem. She wears a scarf for religious or style reasons (and this one just looks badass) and it's still no fucking problem.

I don't get how all these supposedly more "Liberal" european places think they're protecting Women's rights by letting a bunch of old dudes dictate to women what they can and can't wear. I'm sorry, but if you're making up laws about what women can and can't wear, you're no better than the Irainians or Saudis. It's the same shit.

In this country, we recognize that women are adults, capable of making their own decisions.

That's freedom, people. And it's a beautiful fucking thing.
>>
My Icelandic bf is here
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shit rorke is here
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>>75205950
The Young twins, Lucy Zara, the BS channel Twitter, Maddy Rose
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>>75205966
https://youtu.be/n9ITlMOEXhQ
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>>75205966

I know but I wish you were here next to me xx
>>
>>75205976
I think you meant to go here >>>/pol/leftypol
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https://youtu.be/qB0ZOu_EZ2M?t=31s
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>>75205997
>>
>>75205989

Runt tier music
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>>75205128
I nearly got in at 1cent after it got put on Alphabay rocketed then crashed. I decided not to. I was a retard.
>>
Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the new world nations which have been the most successful in their time.
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>>75205989
This is bad and you should feel bad. Fucking underage disco tier.

What's the best free anti-virus yoke Thailad?
>>
I definitely have not spent literally the last 4 hours reading every word of pakiboo's blog from Sept '16 to yesterday.
>>
OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
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addicted to amatuer british milfs lads
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>>75206009
>>75206019
t. too young to remember the 90's
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>>75205128
>>75206016
Sorry not 1cent I'm being a retard lmao, 10dollars
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>>75205994
Careful what you wish for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0K46C82v9o
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fat nigger is here
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music time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
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>>75206029
Sure thing Monica
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>>75206049

hello granddad
>>
>>75205926
>birthday coming up in a couple of days
>got paid a week ago so feeling pretty flush
>get on the old tesco grocery shop website
>have a look at what's on special offer
>hmm yes, a few beers and a little rum would go down nicely and wouldn't break the bank
>an hour later
>HAHAHA I WILL HAVE 60 BOTTLES OF BEER AND 3 LITRES OF BACARDI ALL TO MYSELF AND PORK PIES AND STUFF
>place order for the next day 'cos fuck waiting until my actual birthday
>mate comes round the next day with birthday presents (boddingtons and a bottle of tequila)
>we end up wrestling in the garden
>wake up alone, covered in bruises, and get right back to drinking
>try to be restrained but the alcohol immediately wakes up the demons again
>repeat for 5 days, until all booze is gone
That's about as much as I remember. The rest is just blurred memories of seeing various friends, my landlord and his handyman, maybe my neighbour. Oh, and my Mum.
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>>75206037
Answer my question. I rely on you to compensate for my technological impairments.
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>>75206029
what's the link to his blog
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>>75206075
hello paki
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

better music
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>>75205987
What sort of stuff do they post about, never go on Twitter
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>>75206087

hello nigger
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>>75206094
Nothing really just pics of themselves being hot
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>>75206089
never open this link obviously but i do always imagine wynona ryder's beaver everytime isee it posted
>>
>>75206049

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY
>>
niggers > pakis
>>
You lads ever got a (You) but deliberately closed down the tab or browser without reading it? Just for the hell of it? I did it once. Never again.
>>
>>75206089
Quintessential cowboy choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BywYQw9yOoo
>>
>>75206083
>What's the best free anti-virus yoke Thailad?
Thaiscan 2017
https://youtu.be/9Otf6MWzAw8

but seriously, I'm not up to speed because I never use real time scanners. However that said, Avira was one of the better completely free ones last time I checked.
>>
>>75206089
this is a song about a woman's hairy vagina
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>>75206140
Madman
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>>75206145
was like wtf you posting so early for

then realised it's 4am

ffs
>>
I would legit bully Thailad in real life. I'm 5'9 but I'm a tank.
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>>75206163
This flag means it's long past bedtime.
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thailad is 34
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>>75206185
I would have then and would now. I'm a tank.
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gross
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THAIIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>75206017
Ah yes who could forget the successful nation of El Salvador and the other Central / South American bastions of civilisation
And of course Mexico
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For many years before the outbreak of the Civil War the United States had become an object of anxiety or of envy to many, of wonder and curiosity to all mankind.

IT created vast cities, and peopled an enormous territory with their overflow. The accumulation of riches was as great as in Europe. All the sources of agricultural and of mineral wealth enjoyed by the old world were tenfold multiplied in the new. No neighbouring Power threatened the safety of the country.

Now the world had never yet beheld a Democracy combining a very advanced civilisation with a very extensive territory.

No more memorable attempt was ever made by men. If they could exhibit to the world the spectacle of a country as extensive as Russia, as secure from aggression as France, as intellectual as Germany, as free and as obedient to law as Great Britain, then they would inevitably exercise an overwhelming pressure on the ancient society of Europe.
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>>75206206
racist shitheaf
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>>75206206
>he doesn't rate donkey shows
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>>75206145
Okay, thank you Thailad!
>>
still can't believe I was born in poo fucking peeland of all places
what are the odds
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>>75206206
viva la fucking RAZA britshit
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>>75206203
NOT Flanders
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>>75206144
This is a better cowboy choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SjwO17gsqU
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stupid sexy thailad
>>
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
hey ladies
hey fellas
and the people that don't give a fuck
>>
have this reoccuring dream wherein i suffer heat stroke in the middle of thailand and thailad saves me :)
>>
>>75206259
had this on cassette tape
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>>75206246
who is this chick you always post?
i fucking hate kpop and any chick who tries to act "adorable" it's so fucking cringey.
>>
I could legit "heem" Thailad. I couldn't overtly bully anyone at Yale, but I was always especially curt with the IT people. I didn't even need to abuse them. The very reality of their life was a deadening prank on their spirit. I could see it on their dull, lifeless eyes.
>>
>>75206279
hey reddit
>>
>>75206279
no idea
>>
>>75206277
jesus christ just how old are you? fucking hell
>>
Thailad is a skinny runt anyone could heem him and literally rape his tight little asshole should they wish to
>>
>>75206293
27
>>
new thread
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THAIRAD DID U SREEP WITH RADYBOY AGAIN??!?!?!?!
>>
>>75206300
you are old enough to be my 7 year old father
>>
lol what is she doing
>>
In my office (my own office in the headquarters of a fortune 500 company) I regularly ring the IT up just to have them google things for me, and then scuttle off like little imps when I dismissed them.
>>
Thailad is a fucking unhinged creep. I wouldn't let him around any women personally. He's not as insane as the rest of the people in his crowd, but in general they are all fucking manchild neckbearded bigots no matter how much they try to argue against that fact.
>>
>>75206293
I used cassettes for years and I'm only 36. Never bothered with CDs at all because they skip.
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>>75206277
I think it only came out on CD.

Had an American friend who claimed he had a signed copy.
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>>75206308
nooooooo
>>75206312
cool
>>
It's just one of those days where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
You don't really know why, but you want to justify
RIPPIN' SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF

No human contact, ad if you interact
Your life is on contract.
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>
>>75206300
I thought you were like my age
>>
>>75206312
>17 years old

fuck off
>>75206323
thoroughly grim post
>>
>>75206317
Baffled why so many oddballs on here crave his attention, like he's some fucking celebrity.

Sad bastards
>>
>>75205941
srry for the late reply
had sex with a guy 6 years older than me
he's my sister best friend
uhh dunno what else to add
>>
>>75206335
>american math
im 20 you fucking mongoloid
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>>75206335
>27-7=17
>American education
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>>75206325
>I think it only came out on CD.
I know it didn't because I had it on tape.
>>
>>75206323
2bh i'm only 23 and i used cassettes up until i was 7 or 8, but that's because my family was poor.
>>
>>75206333
same
>>
Business idea: a device that crushes your bollocks with an in built machine learning aspect to teach itself how to maximise efficiency and pain derived from bollocks crushing
>>
>>75206341
>>75206346
I didn't study math at Yale, insects.
>>
>>75206364
mental
>>
>>75206356
Yeah money was a factor in me using them too.
>>
really want to check those trips but the last 3 times i got janny'd
>>
>>75206370
init
>>
>>75206349
I got that when it came out. Took me many years to understand the albums name though
>>
what's a good game I should download
>>
>>75206338
how is this bad?
>>
make a new thread or ill get lonewolf extremist on you cunts
>>
>nazi germany takes over all of europe and tries to kill everybody
>b-b-but they were the good guys!
utter state of neo nazis
>>
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>over the age of 25 and still posting here
>>
>>75206386
factorio
>>
>>75206336
I think he's one of the better posters here. He stimulates discussion and posts genuine opinions on topics he's interested in, rather than some wankers trying to impress each other by continuously posting stale memes.
>>
THERE'S THINGS I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU
I GO OUT LATE AT NIGHT
AND IF I WAS TO TELL YOU
YOU'D SEE MY DIFFERENT SIDE

whaaaa thaaaa faaacckkk
>>
>>75206382
I didn't even give them a second thought initially, just though they were Randum XD
>>75206386
Hedgewars
>>
Why didn't you runts study at the Ivy league?
>>
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>factorio
>>
>>75206399
>>75206407
neither of those look good. I want something comfy
>>
>>75206408
forgot to spam black lived matter on my application
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>>75206382
>Took me many years to understand the albums name though
I just got it.

I-is it gay?
>>
>>75206417
World of Warcraft
>>
>>75206408
i decided to join the hard industrial labour force instead.

biggest mistake of my life.
>>
>>75206417
crusader cucks
>>
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>>75206419
>>
>>75206408
Studied at the university of life mate. Might not have qualifications or connections or academic knowledge but I can down a pint and batter a cunt.
>>
>>75206417
factorio is very comfy
>>
>>75206425
No unless anal with a lady is gay
>>
>>75206390
he's my sisters best friend
>>
>>75206430
>biggest mistake of my life.
How? The steel mill runts in my area are better off than most people who go to college.
>>
>>75206417
It's an improved clone of Worms Armageddon, online multiplayer. It's great, but probably not comfy.
>>
>>75206435
Dropped out of the University of Life more like and graduated from the School of hardknocks more like haha.
>>
why is no one making a new?
>>
>>75206435
>but I can down a pint and batter a cunt.
i can do one of those, but i'd probably get heemed if i ever tried to fight someone.
>>
>>75205941
>Iceland
>Eurotrash
Iceland is not in Europe
>>
>comfy
what did he mean by this
>>
>>75206427
shan't be paying a monthly fee just to play a video game
>>
>>75206453
we're in no rush
thread's on page 3 still
>>
>>75206440
ah yes normie shit im supposed to understand
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will i reproduce
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>this is a 10/10 in new zealand
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>>75206218
The time has come for all men to perceive that these judgments were premature.

Five years have wrought so vast a change, that the picture which I have faithfully given of the United States as I found them under President Pierce could not be realised in the awful realities of the present day.

Their debt now imposes a heavier charge than that which England contracted in Napoleon's war.

The armies they have raised and lost were larger in proportion to the population than those of the Emperor Napoleon or the Emperor Alexander.

Americans themselves would acknowledge this, but their explanations contradict each other. Some would say that the fault was with slavery, others would accuse the tyranny of the North.
>>
>>75206466
idfk man this shit is fucking up my life
>>
MAKE A NEW
>>
>>75206439
It clearly is. It would only appeal to a closeted bender.
>>
>>75206445
2bh i got laid-off in january along with half the workforce at my job. they gave us literally 0 warning. seriously, half-way through the shift said "sorry, please clock out"

made me so fucking angry.

besides that, it's just such a shit field to be in for 8-12 hours a day 5-6 days a week. i got seriously depressed at times.

everybody where i worked was addicted to something. whether they were alcoholics, or some people would takes xans or oxys during work, one guy got fired for testing positive for crack, another guy about 19 who was part of my crew OD'd on heroin in the bathroom.

it's a shite kind of job to have, but for a lot of people it's their only option due to being a felon or having lots of kids.
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>>75206478
>this is a 10/10 in yankland
>>
>nearly 400 posts
hmm
>>
>>75206522
we're in no hurry
>>
>>75206453
>>75206504
>>75206522
hi there reddit.
>>
>>75206522
let's go til we hit page 10. see how many replies we can squeeze in.
>>
>>75206440
Why would you and your sisters' friend having sex cause a scandal for your sister
>>
>>75206493
tell them to fuck off

there is no reason you ought not fuck your sister's friends
>>
>>75206544
>>75206544
>>75206544
>>75206544
>>75206544
fine you benders
>>
>hi there reddit XDDD amirite guys???
>>
>>75206538
Because they're also cousins.
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