Culture Pals /cp/ gen20

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It doesn't end

>>75204465
frist

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Also from the last thread

How to find social media through mobile number?
I'm tired of searching and only get shit information about the number being from Saratov

>>75204543
Who are you tracking?

im going to see my qt in july, dont know if i can make it that long

i hate boys

>>75204679
I love girls

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>tfw messaged multiple qts but only one of them answered me.
T-thats normal right guys?

>>75204769
no
hhahahahHHAAHAH

>>75204515
>>75204535
Marry this gal

>>75204769
usually over half will reply but very few will keep the conversation going

my entire time there (only a few months but w/e) i've gotten 3 girls whatsapp, and one of them i got almost immediately, so we never actually established enough intimacy or w/e to where we talk daily

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>>75204833

No

>>75204963
lmao what the hell is wrong with this chick

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>>75205042

I have no fucking clue. She's freely telling me these things

>>75205091
let's see her face anon

>>75205091
This has to be an American

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>>75204515
>>75204535
>>75204963
>>75205091

>>75204923
thanks bro, I needed to hear this.

>tfw another lonely night without a qt European bf

>>75205380
what race are you

>>75205425
white

>>75205377
yeah, it's not hopeless though. I have amost a dozen foreign contacts on whatsapp (though nearly all of them are russians i met elsewhere). the russian i met on IP never talks to me, whereas i added an italian girl months ago who is helping me learn italian, and just yesterday i got some turkette's Whatsapp

my goal is to get an american's (not usa or canada) or asian's whatsapp so i can sperg to them in the late hours since all of my contacts are asleep by 7PM my time

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who else on the brink of sewer side?

>>75205187

She's Canadian

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The only thing that I want is to know that my qt is okay.
She was having bad thoughts.

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Girl or ladyboy

>>75204923
>3
Lol, how ugly are you?

>>75205625
Lady....boy

>>75205558
ask her anon

>>75205625
I fuck it

Why are Thais so thirsty? do they all want green cards?

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>>75205719
She hasn't been online on IP for 20 hours.
And still haven't seen my messages.
This was her last message :(

>>75205490
Just get a South American. My Venezuelan qt is a NEET for example and we talk all night long

>>75205809
stop talking to her!! she should be focusing on surviving!!

Shit. The 28 year old is falling for me or something. What the fuck.

I'm scared, lads. I'm scared of crazy

>>75205876
how old are you? maybe its time to settle down :')

which countries should I be focusing on? Most girls seem cunty and uninterested when I message them

>>75205912
I'm fucking 21. I don't know why she wants this.
She's literally hinting and making "jokes haha" about being in a relationship.

>>75205930

Where is she from? Is she cute? Do you like her? Does she have a good job?

>>75205930
her biological clock is ticking. give her what she wants lad

>>75205846
She is surviving. Apparently being a NEET hikokimori is the best way to weather out the apocalypse

>>75205928
You have to be offensive/shocking if you want to get their attention. Think outside of the box.

They get literally dozens of "hi :)" every single fucking day. It's boring.

You can learn to make effective first messages by analysing what makes a 4chan thread roll. Typically, it's some bait that forces everyone to reply. Apply that to talking to girls

>>75205979
which countries?

>>75205958
I know. But why would she want someone 7 years younger? Women are supposed to want older men that can provide for them.

>>75205943
She's actually very cute. Has a great body (literally my niche) and is very sexual.
I don't know about her job. As far as romantic feelings go - I have none for her.
I wouldn't have kids with her, so I would never consider anything long-term.


She got clingy pretty fast, so I'm worried she doesn't do some crazy shit.
I could probably make her arrive here so we can fuck for an entire day, she's not too far away. But I'm not sticking my dick in that. What if she decides to have my kids to try and bind me? No thanks, not taking that risk

>>75206025
Kill yourself

>>75205979
so clearly the best way to get them to reply is to fill their inbox with BLACKED.com shit

>>75206104
are you a brit in disguise?

>>75206104
No you have to say they're not white

>girl literally says you're friendzoned
>2 days later she shows skin on command

?????????

What, I didn't even try to get out of the friendzoned, I just told her she was friendzoned too and rolled with it.

>>75206253
Maybe she was just teasing you

>>75206253
post convo

>>75206253
post convo my guy

>>75206379
>>75206348
>>75206264

Nah, but apparently I friendzoned her first, maybe that's what you need to do to get girls interested.

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>>75206428
piss the fuck off you fucking leaf
show convo or get the fuck off my board

What is everyone doing?

>>75207645
Watching a space livestream while I cook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtU_mdL2vBM

>>75207645

about to go to bed

>>75207645
Talking to a Thai and a Venezuelan

>>75207645
i nearly got a hongkonger's bra shot but then she sent something in chinese and i said 'me no speako'

>>75207940
dingus why didn't you just translate it

>>75209120
because i want to make her say it in english
plus she hinted at being ok with dog-eating jokes so i didnt think that of all things would set her off
regardless we stablilized but idk how long until i get another chance to go for pics

Why countries qt do you converse well the most?

So far for me, it's France, Turkey, Poland, Russia.

>>75209890

Finland / Netherlands

I have multiple old friends (1year+) from these places I talk to everyday. Have gotten away from this whole business almost as long ago though.

>>75209976
Netherlands qts are pretty neat too. But most of the time they don't really continue the conversation.

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>>75210090

One of the girls from there I talk to is redpilled as fuck it's great.

>>75210214
damn, lucky that you found one.
All the Turkish girls I talk with are devoted Muslims.

>>75210268

They're not very rare honestly. Redpilled girls are extremely common, it's just that it's publicly shunned so most never admit it outright and won't show their true colors until they feel like you won't judge them. I'd say a good half if not more of the girls I know IRL and online are closer to the center and even to the right than most would expect.

>>75210296
maybe I'll try giving Turkish qts a go again then in the future.

>tfw i unironically use interpals for language exchange

>>75210296
Rightwing girls are cringfests just as much as leftwing girls.

Is there a better choice for serious language learning ?

On italki it seems like pretty girls are the only ones who get their translations corrected.
Same thing on fucking Hellotalk, which has tiny profile pictures.

>>75205778
>>75205778
It's not green card, it's just Thai men are boring as shit.

>>75205790
Still hasn't responded or even been online on whatsapp and IP.
I'm worried af.

Wake up

>>75207645
Was staring at the mirror and wondering why I have to be so ugly. Now I'm here.

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>>75214354

Really want a Slavic qt :(

>>75215181
Don't.
By my experience I'm tired of interpals.
They're all wanting to suicide.
I don't pay internet to worry about a russian qt.

>>75215279
Post your profile?

most attractive age for a male? 21?

>>75215387
27 imo

>be me, ugly as fuck, khv
>see those threads about interpals
>ok well if those autists are doing it, why the fuck not
>make an account, try to talk to a girl
>she says "you're ugly don't talk to me" and blocks me
fuck this stupid meme website and fuck all of you as well, i want to end my life even more because of you now

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>>75215181
>tfw met one on powerlifting championships this Saturday

And they told me picking up heavy shit was worthless. Who's laughing now?

>>75215622
That's not possible.
Post profile.

>>75215676
this isn't gonna happen, but i swear to god it's true, i felt like shit for at least two weeks because of that bitch, i knew i was ugly but still

>>75214833
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEMEIONS

>>75215732
At least you don't have bitches pointing out your receding hairline
There is no pain worse than being a hairlet at 22

>>75204543
if you've added it, go on fb on your phone, friends tab, search by contacts or something. If you just saved the number it might not show up at first. Similar thing works for instagram

>>75215622

Was that her first message ? What was yours ?

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/rajpiplamaikal

Look at this top qt

>>75215622
>be me
>make a new account
>get messaged by a random account
>ignore her
>she messages me again a week later saying "btw you are really cute"

I'm using someones photos I found on fb find friends. But after I started using them I saw him in real life and he was a ugly manlet barely recognized him at first.

>>75215622
oh and lad just talk to muslim girls with a head thing on if you are looking for companionship they don't care about looks.

>>75216787
He's in Belgium he can walk outside if he wants to do that

>>75217198
weak flag to roast tbqh desu

>>75217258
>tfw my city is 98% white
Feels very good t b h f a m

>>75210860
I know jackshit about italki but hellotalk is good, you just have to focus on talking with people instead of the cancerous status updates. Also put that you know English like a native people on there will beg to speak with you then

>literally viewed 39 times today
>not a single message
Not even scripting, wtf?

Changed my profile pic and info tough...

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If my qt doesn't respond or won't be online on IP, I'll have to call her and see if my suspicions are real.

>>75217814
Call her, fagget

>>75217814
is she the suicide ruskie?

>>75217963
Yes.

>>75217814
Let her die

Weed out the weak

>about to get a qt irl
Oh well, seems like I'll have to drop my foreign ones soon

>>75218352
I'll take them

>>75218352

Italians QTs are best. You don't need foreign girls

>>75217565
>48 views
>no messages

>>75218352
Why?

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thinking about get nude from american grills

/dodohanloveme

lol

>>75219025
her korean is somewhat odd not normal at all

>>75218980
Italian girls get jealous as shit. My qts get upset if I remind them that I talk to any other girl

>>75218987
Post profile I'm american

Someone post their profile.

I want to stalk them.

>>75219383

John?

/TheLucky108

>romanceship/flirting
>still has a account after 1 year.

He must be a gay dude right?

>>75206046
>No thanks, not taking that risk

I would, pass her over

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I'm.... flattered? although I don't have very many photo comments from QTs..

>tfw finally took the plunge and learning Russian
this is gonna be so worth it, Russian, Belaurussian and Ukrainian qts here I come

>>75220273

Let this Russian QT be of assistance

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL31098EC11EAF8623

>>75220370
>yank accent
>bleached hair
NOT A QT

>>75220370
Thanks, pal.
That's a good playlist.

Something wrong? A shit ton of views and only 1 pm.

>About
Not sure if dog or cat person, it changes with my mood.

From Brazil with love! ;)

I don't know what to say, ask me something!

>Hobbies & Interests
Music, history, ASMR, geography, linguistics, coffee, animals, etc...

>Favorite Music
I don't have one, but I listen to music 16 hours a day.

Doom metal, japanese jazz, vaporwave, anything.


>Favorite Quotes
Última flor do Lácio, inculta e bela,
És, a um tempo, esplendor e sepultura:
Ouro nativo, que na ganga impura
A bruta mina entre os cascalhos vela...

Amo-te assim, desconhecida e obscura.
Tuba de alto clangor, lira singela,
Que tens o trom e o silvo da procela,
E o arrolo da saudade e da ternura!

Amo o teu viço agreste e o teu aroma
De virgens selvas e de oceano largo!
Amo-te, ó rude e doloroso idioma,

em que da voz materna ouvi: "meu filho!",
E em que Camões chorou, no exílio amargo,
O gênio sem ventura e o amor sem brilho!

Olavo Bilac

>>75220541
Your profile may be featured on the front page.

>>75220541
>Última flor do Lácio, inculta e bela
*tips fedora*

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>>75220480

She's real Russian though, she immigrated to the US and only got her citizenship just last year.

Plus... the bottom of this picture just provides more proof she's really russian

>>75220737
true, but desu I am learning Russian for the ones who don't really speak English, they talk to foreigners less so should be easier prey

>>75220823

Well yeah, but let Alena's videos help you so you can better talk with real Russian qts

>>75220853
okay :)

Im going to catfish using ludwigs pics

Tfw no german bf

>>75220997
>sees flag
Autism strikes again and very hard

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what do

can someone PLEASE tell me how to get a chink gf in uni?
You fuckers say its easy but literally how? they all study commerce which i don't and they all seem fairly reserved and quiet.
Am I just supposed to random pick up? They seem to reserved to appreciate that

>>75221045
Why?

>>75220615
I'm just into parnasianism

>>75221082
BeauEmpereur, your second photo looks better. First photo is kinda shit actually

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>>75220541
This looks like a beta/girl profile

Hope it isn't yours

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>>75220997
Feel free, but if some pissed off Vietnamese girl messages you then come clean

I had to dump like 8 girls, since now I'm fucking someone irl

>>75221389
How can i make it look more manly?

>>75219105
This
Also I'm >loyal

>>75221552
i must be loyle to my qt

>>75221282
I messaged you there.

>>75221294
Eh, kinda subjective. I like the first one more

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>>75221466
Honestly, if you wrote "show me your pussy" and nothing else you would have more luck

Write something along the lines of "if you buy me coffee I'll mush your head into pillows" or something like that. Don't actually put your hobby there and if you like cats or not fucking hell man

>I sometimes let my girl fuck another man, it changes with my mood, I'm also indecisive

If a girl likes cats more then dogs and you don't then tease her about it, if she's on the same page, great, you have something to talk about

Have you never talked to a gir- Wait, of course not, we're on chins

Be alpha for a change for christ sake

Imagine you look 10 times better than you look and that you can pull any girl, you'll see how many girls will flock to you

>let me also put my favourite passage from Dante's Alighieri's Inferno there-
"No!"

Be funny, be confident, bee yourself
I don't know what else to tell you but this is basic shit

>>75221763
I liked his profile though

>>75221763
This is great advice if you want to confuse staceys enough that maybe they'll message you. Don't do this if you want interesting women though.

>>75221763
;_;

I was being myself

I'm physically manly as fuck, then I've never had to pretend to be manlier than I am.

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>>75222085
Because interesting gals go for betas
>>75221893
You don't know what you like
>>75222115
Having a beer gut doesn't mean you're manly Pablo

If you were you wouldn't waste time on Interpals unless you are getting nudes for lads here

But feel free to get "interesting" thai girls if that's what you want
They'll tell you
>oh you so smart!
>very big dick daddy!
>you go visit me soon!
etc.

If that's what you want tell them about your hotwheels collection too

>>75221731
; )

>>75222085
>>75221893
Thanks!

Should I add something else?

>>75222329
what are you even talking about lmao

>>75222329
>Because interesting gals go for betas
Sometimes, staceys sure as fuck don't though. Having a personal profile is repellent to people that you don't want anyway.

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She just said this when I asked her about things she likes to do when she's not studying. Is she hinting at something here?

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Who is this semen demon

>>75222383
yes try to make it a little more specialised, it isn't a bad profile just generic

For example if you want a Slav girl say you need help studying Russian/Polish, are interested in writers like Bulgakov and Soviet history etc

Girls will like you and want to talk to you more if you show a genuine interest in their culture and learn their native language

>>75222453
She's hinting she's lonely and wants compliments

>>75222329
>Having a beer gut doesn't mean you're manly Pablo

>185
>wide shoulders
>full beard with 16
>gravelly voice

Idk, shit like that

>>75222392
I don't know
>>75222451
Listen, when you look good you know what you're supposed to do, I'm just trying to help the lad out a little

Maybe like 5% of girls go for betas because they're fucked in the head. We're nothing more than shaved monkeys. The biggest, manliest and the one with the biggest cock gets the pussy. And so it happens that sometimes you get a pussy that's into experimental indie music and like Olavo Bilac

Interesting girls go for Chads because everybody goes for Chads. And sometimes they go for betas, Statistically you're better off being a Chad don't you think?

>>75204465
Be yourself is not enough
https://youtu.be/WC5FdFlUcl0

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>>75222584
Thank you, I'll try!

>>75222665
>Listen, when you look good you know what you're supposed to do
When you look good then that's what's doing 90% of your work anyway. Literally all you have to do at that point is mention you own a boat or some shit and you'll drown in pussy.

If you don't look like a chad you can't just have a profile of no substance and expect anyone to bother messaging/replying to you.

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>>75222647
If this was a pissing match I would tell you to check out my profile, but it's not

You asked for help, so I'm trying to help you, but you rather listen to other guys telling you everything's fine, even though you know it's not. But keep doing the same shit and see that it's not working out while these lads jerk you off. You're on goddamn chins, how much experience do you think those guys have with girls?
>>75222775
Then work on yourself, what's so hard?

>>75222873
>Then work on yourself, what's so hard?
I am, down 37kg in 1.5 years. Turns out it's not hard, but it is time consuming.

>>75222889
>not eating is time consuming

>>75222903
>you in charge of reading comprehension
Time consuming as in you can only lose weight so fast and still be healthy about it.

>>75222889
I used to be 120kg three years ago so I know what you're talking about, good job lad

Hope you are working out too, you don't want to be a skinnyfat beta fag

>>75222972
Gym 3 times a week in the morning.

>>75222873
I appreciate your efforts on helping me!

I didn't mean to make this a "pissing match", I'll try to pass a manlier impression, but I'm afraid of being shalow or superficial...

>>75222745
also avoid girls who do
>have an instagram account (attention whore)
>have been on interpals longer than a year (attention whore, has already sent nudes and been scammed by guys before, so they will be weary of you)
>defend Muslims in any shape or form (idiot)
>have already done lots of travelling (they have already fucked loads of foreign guys, you ideally want a kinda of naive one who hasn't left her country much and thinks foreigners are cool and exciting)
>goes clubbing, heavy drinker, takes drugs etc (unhealthy, likely corrupted, not compatible with you assuming you are a sperg who doesn't go out much)
this is for girls you actually want to meet and are serious about, if you just want nudes it doesn't really matter

>>75223046
Strength of volume?
>>75223054
Just do your best lad, hopefully you'll find some QT
I'm going to fuck brains out of a girl I met on Saturday, see you fellas later

>>75223146
Thank you bro

>>75222873
>You asked for help, so I'm trying to help you, but you rather listen to other guys telling you everything's fine
Just for reference, and this post is mostly a reply to the brazil dude. I think his profile is shit also and needs work.

>>75223146
>Strength of volume?
Low, I'm pretty bad. I'm mostly working on form and very slowly working my way up weights so I can expand my program later. Using the suggested start routine from /fit/ sticky.

>>75221450
>Online 2 days ago

Why do you still come here?

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>>75204535
>>75204515
>>75204963
>>75205091

I'm talking to her now too.
Very strange stream of consciousness type of conversation, but I like it.

>>75223997
Try to get nudes leafbro

Wish I new about this site when I was 16. Could of catfished random French nerds into doing my homework for me.

>>75224362
Lofty goals there UK.

>>75221450
Want to share some of those nudes then

>>75223296
Maybe he enjoys the bants?

>tfw no qt korean gf

>>75224783
>>75224362

I can barely speak English.

*knew

>>75223997

Post her convos please. Her open minded messages are too funny

>>75215387
mid twenties is the hotspot

>>75221082
lmao been using this line a lot lately

>>75224052

Hmm, I don't see that happening any time soon.
I've actually adopted her random style on Tinder with crazy good results.

It's fun speaking with people who give absolutely no fucks.

>Viewed 12 times this month

Holy shit I get so many gay guys hitting on me...

I really need the script to work for once.

>>75226562

>I've actually adopted her random style on Tinder with crazy good results

Example?

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>Tfw you aren't her favorite and you know it.

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>>75228217
>tfw you used to be everything to each other and now it's over

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>>75228217
>tfw you think you're the favorite, but she probably killed herself
Now it doesn't matter, but I feel my heart empty

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>>75226986

I'm not on my phone right now, but basically:
It went like this, her starting off with asking if I needed anything at the store:

>I'm going to the grocery store, need anything?
>What a relief, I need a week's worth
>Need anything specific?
>Yeah, I usually get exactly 6-8 cartons of milk. Half of those being chocolate. It lasts me a couple of days at the most, but it's absolutely vital that I have that exact amount to stimulate muscle growth. Also, you could pick up a few boxes of Cap'n Crunch
>I'm gonna bring Cocoa Puffs as well
>Sure, I prefer Reese Puffs, but whatever. I can settle for Cocoa Puffs if I have to. I don't want to, but I can. I'm really serious when it comes to cereal.

Turns out she lives in the same neighborhood as me.

Smashing on Friday.

>>75226986
>>75226562

Her prose reminds me of something like BEE or McCarthy.

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>>75229057

It's something else, that's for sure.
It's very entertaining reading her responses.

Also, this is what I get for trying to learn Spanish... pic related.

>>75229306

Turn it into an epic poem

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i have no pals in inter pals

please post youre profile so i can add you as palls

>>75229561
I am not falling for this again

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>>75229647
again? youre never posted profile

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>>75229647
>again

kek

>>75229561
Post your first!

is this man really that handsome? look at the amount of comments, like what the hell is going on

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=19630943

>>75229647
>again

Almost everyone has posted their profiles

>>75229884
no, but the picture has been up for 3 years, the comments will stack

>>75230034
>tfw been on ip for almost a year
>not a single comment on my pics
like why? im not THAT fuckin atrocious.

First response to this post decides what I say to the next person who views my profile.

>>75230173
Please oh god please have sex with me.

>>75230173
>Hi :)

>>75230201
>Please oh god please have sex with me.
>having sex with god

Is this what all the protestant youth is doing now?

>>75230272
>makes a bad joke
>doesn't even realize that in order for it to be referring to God it needs to be properly capitalized as a proper name
0/10 why would you even post this.

>>75230299
So, what were you referring to?

>>75230173
This!

>>75230492
I am a favela monkey and I want to sniff your armpits

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>tfw my first male qt was from Iraq
Never again they're all mentally ill
Egyptian girl here btw

>>75230585
I meant with iraq literally iraq not a diaspoo

>>75230585
>netherlands
>egyptian
>girl
Dude what?

>>75230585
>mentally ill
>Iraq
No shit mate since the country was free from the ottomans those people haven't gotten a break from violence

>>75230664
Makes sense really

>>75230664
^

>>75230557
I'll be banned for this, say something else.

Hello there. Might as well share my story. Trigger warning, I'm a dirty homo.

Basically I met a guy from /int/, which became a good skype-friend and a bit more. We talked for almost a year. He suddenly disconnected one day and has never been online since.

Since then I'm reluctant to form friendships/lewd stuff on the net. Anyone got something similar ?

>>75230720
will you be my gf
and then send pls respond 5 times so she gets a plus +6 message from you

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>>75230664
>he doesn't know about the Egyptian slut with white teeth

Yet, I still get called newfag.

>>75230762
>white teeth
literally what? I've never shown you my teeth

>>75230753
Once I met a guy from /int/, but we didn't talked more than a week and he suddenly disconnected one day and has never been online since.

Wanna be a fag with me? Are you bottom or top?

>>75230753
Yep, I'm experiencing that right now.
Thanks for the reminder.

quick rundown for you

Americans:
>Autistic pilot scared of responsibilities
>Estonian serial killer
>Future lonely cat lady
>Me, never posted my profile and never will
>sealman who gets 0 views and posts about it daily

British:
>all beta cuck posters

Netherlands
>Brown person with jungle fever
>4chan passer
>Manly Trannly
>Egyptian with a personality disorder

Brazil
>asianboo
>hidden homo

Serbia
>faceless stalker with a fun personality


Portugal
>Niceguy twink with long hair
>inferiority complex /pol/tard

Russia
>tfw no russian gf

New Zealand
>aussie in disguise

Turkey
>macho man with a broken heart and a small penis

Slovakia
>Polish plumber filled to the brim with testosterone

>>75230924
One day I want to be popular.

>>75230924
You're the paranoid american anon :~D

>>75230859
>Are you bottom or top?
Both.
I've had a strange experience with a certain Brazillian though. I'm certain you're cuter.

>>75230898
Sorry about that Portubro. Share some feels, if you want to.
Mine was really cool and chill, so I really fear something has happened to him - he used to tell me I was the first guy he talked to when waking up, the last guy he talked to when going to sleep. We never shared true lewd, it was all in suggestive comments, "I really wish I was with you right now".
Now I made myself had a sad boner.

>>75230924
>Manly Trannly
ouch

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>>75230760
You can't do that pls respond 5 times, fucking spam policy...

>>75230924
I think there are 2 future cat ladies that post her

>>75231097
You actually send that the madman

>>75231112
Who is the other one? Not me I hope. I hate cats.
>>75231083
Dont mind him, he thinks I'm behind a poster who posts fucking childporn here for fun hence the personality disorder

>>75230974
I will add you to it next time I post it
You'll be the nostalgic fatso

>>75231078
>I've had a strange experience with a certain Brazillian though. I'm certain you're cuter.


I'm "manly" physically, but sensible...

>>75230815
It's a joke about your flag, you mongoloid looking cunt.


>>75230924
>>inferiority complex /pol/tard
>the 56% insulting Portugal

>>75231242
Take it easy I thought you were the cool portugese guy not the newfag

>>75231220
>"manly" physically, but sensible
I like the sound of that. What are you doing ? Engineering student here, hoping to do a Master in Physics after.

>>75231190
Vanilla WoW was too good man

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>>75231303
>taking it easy
>on a dedicated shitposting thread

>>75230924
what sealman?

>>75229884
lel im no better and i have 170 on my best, albeit its coupled with a great view

>>75231176
2 american cat ladies, not you

>>75230924
Ludwig is дpyгdealer, not plumber, although he looks like the one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGNK-cOtxSs

>>75231496
>дpyгdealer
He deals in friends ?

/lesleo123

Ryan Gosling

>>75230924
Eh, it could've been worse

>>75231683
34 year old polish plumber filled to the brim with Testosterone

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>>75231717
Now you crossed the line

>>75230924
Fuck you I'm not a cuck

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>>75231589
i guess so... i'm really not 100%, may be i'm mistaking him with smbd else, but something makes me think so

>girl has a snake in her pic
>it died, I ask her whether she has a new one yet
>she says she cannot decide on which one
>I tell her "you should try my snake."
>she says "show me"
help what do I do, she doesn't get it

>>75231840
do a ";)"

>>75231840
>>I tell her "you should try my snake."
>not ding-dong

Again, stop with these childish mistakes guys!

>>75231840
She gets it just fine dude, hit her with the Johnson.

>>75231840
Time to commit

I seemed I scared the Brazillian guy away :(

>>75231840
>not scales, a metaphorical snake

>>75231771
Yes you are

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>>75231824
What are you guys talking about?

>>75231840

Manchester ?

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my thai girl friend says that her mother is now very ill and theyre need m,oney for surgery

sad that some are so poor

>>75231932
You have already said this before, soon enough you'll be saying how you sent her money

fuck u finngol

>>75231898
>>75231901
Should I really DEPLOY so soon?

>>75231927
No

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>>75231974
i already bought hert train ticket to go see her mom i cant afford surgery help

>>75232002
Make more innuendos to make sure she understood.

>>75231921
you're Ludwig? right?
threads ago somebody with flag similar to your said that he has a rather free "time-table" due to his job.
when fellas started asking what's his job, he didn't name it, but said he's getting nervous each time seing a cop or when somebody's ringing the door

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>>75232031
fucking pathetic

>>75232130
Nice try CIA

>>75232130
Yeah, that's me

Forget I was saying something, I run my mouth too much when I'm drunk

>>75231915
no u

>>75232278
U

https://www.interpals.net/sorryforthewait

Should I go for it ?

>>75232215
so what do you do

>>75232350
i would

>>75232446
you're mom

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>>75232215

don't worry

aslo YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED HOW THE FUCK YOU'VE KNOWN THAT RUNES ON YOUR BACK HAVE SWAHILI ROOTS

>>75232503
dam
XD
pwned

>>75232490
>Favourite Books :
>Atlas Shrugged/Who is John Galt?;
>1984

This makes me uncomfortable

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>>75232515
It's a long story, don't let it bother you too much
>>75232551
ebin:DD

Thanks moot

OH GOD WHY ARE ALL THE TURKS MESSAGING ME?

I've had like 7 turk girls message me in the past day and I never had any before that. pls help

>>75232732
turks are thai tier

>>75232732
write "no turks" on ur profile

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>>75232714
but i'm really curious, please

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Does she want it?

>>75232776
>>75232778
Well is there any chance for nudes from them? or should I just start raving about Armenia and get blocked?

>>75232833
Yes, she want that greencard.

>>75232833
you dont have one in your pics tho Macchi

>>75232976
Ever stop to think maybe he shared a picture of that with her?

>When a fattie messages you
https://www.interpals.net/curlyhairgiirl

Should I even respond?

>>75232832
I've worked with one translator, he was deciphering some old shit when I met him

I've asked him what some of the stuff means, and I've took a liking to few phrases

I still have some of his scribblings around since I'm planning to get another tattoo soon

>>75232998
of course, but why wouldnt he post a pilot uniform on interpals? there are no better pussy/golddigger magnets

>>75233002
She thicc

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i had long discussions with someone but had to cut off contact when they asked for skype

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>>75233026
ehm... so, those runes belongs to which culture? and their "precursors" are swahili "characters"?

also meaning, pls, if possible... i mean - it's fucking interresting!

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>>75233092
Nah m8, she's really fucking fat and gross :s

Also, she's like the first girl to messae me, so yeah. brb kms

>>75233241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw

>>75233241
dont be rude, answer to her

How do I get more followers on instagram so I don't look like a autist. Btw I have like 20 followers

>>75233241
She wont respond to my messages.

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>>75233287
>>75233295
N-no bully pls.

I'm into thicc or slim, not into gross and fat.

>>75233321
Instagram is the worst social network of all
Delete your account

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Block her and run lads?

>>75233388
Well she might be SLIGHTLY more white than the average Turk in that case

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>>75233360
Well, what did you message her?


>>75233388
>Block her and run lads?
pic related

>>75233197
It was from some short-lived tribe-ish culture, but I would have to call him to get more details

>>75233388
What do you have against Albos? :(

>>75232976
>>75232998

I'm still a student, so I don't have a uniform yet :(

>>75233444
albanians are literally second only to gypsies on the trash-scale
>>75233470
get on with it then nerd

>>75233440
sad, for the moment i've thought that nordic runes somehow came from africa, and was like "well, that's cool, desu, but how 'bout proofs"

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>>75233112
iktf

>>75233112
why cut off contact with them?

>>75233538
t-thanks not like i-i'm an albo or anything :(