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>>75202833

if you like capitalism, you like mass immigration, thats a fact

>>75202833
Watch out, they're gonna BASH

>>75202863
hmm

>>75202863
I don't like capitalism

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Are Nazbols actually real outside of like, North Korea?

Are the people that call themselves "Nazbol" on /pol/ actually being serious?

>>75202900
good lad

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>I don't like capitalism

>>75202881
Shoegaze is great.

>>75202833
>shit /r/socialism (((Discord)))
>Leftypol

Wtf are you doing on that other chan anyways faggot, bet you are just doing self-degrading humor commie.

>>75202833
>"if only test blockers blocked men"
>man hating MtF tranny
I don't envy the shrink that will inevitably have to start mopping this mess up

might have went too far lads

>>75202936
hi leftypol

>>75202881
dont get this

>>75202785
dunno why tumblards pretend everyone from /pol/ says they hate blacks. Check out threads on /pol/ that go "I'm a black man with a decent job and no criminal record, why do you hate me?" It's been a while since I've been, but most people on /pol/ (myself included) will say they have no problem with OP. It's a tiny Stormfag minority that gives /pol/ it's reputation as goosestepping neo-nazis.

And none of those people are black, are they? In my experience, non-whites (who aren't black) openly hate black people way more than white people do. So it would actually make perfect sense for /pol/ to say they hate blacks if the board is majority non-white.

The NYC branch of /pol/ is likely to be more diverse than the rest of the board, but /pol/ isn't as white as some /pol/ack nazis think, and it was funny to see them lament the NYC /pol/ demographics in the HWNDU threads.

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capitalism allocates resources efficie-

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birth control neuters oxytocin production

hmm might be onto something

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2017/05/24/raving-mad-pervert-bring-back-barefoot-schoolgirls-or-i-kill/

i have jewish heritage so i can make holocaust jokes and there's nothing sjw whites can do about it

>>75203001
would fuck reviewbrah as a girl desu

I'm back now lol

Was unironically the smartest person in my school year and now I'm 21 and didn't finish my A-Levels and haven't been to uni

Bad feel

>>75202992
>Anonemouse symbol

What is even their political view I've never understood

>>75203026
i'm smart i'm just to lazy

seven months ago I was browsing leftypol and considered myself a communist, and now I'm becoming a strasserist turbororke who loathes muzzies and darkies

honestly think I may just be mentally ill and prone to extremism of all kinds

any lads ITT relate to this?

>>75202992
>heating
>electricity
>water
but hey at least we have decrepit houses that are falling apart

>>75203035
This.

I could totally get any girl in the bar. I just choose to sit at home and jack off

>>75203040
only extremism I believe in is radical centrism

>>75203026
No you weren't

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>>75203001
>>75203023
reviewbrah as a girl is just lorde 2bh

>>75203035
honestly I could have cured cancer, fucked all of the hot 3d chicks then make anime real and fuck all of the 2d girls if only I just bothered to

>>75203026
haha
almost like me
was considered one of the smartest at my school
did mediocre at gcses because I just coasted
did poorly at alevels because I was in over my head
dropped out of uni because my parents forced me to go and I should have done a trade instead
now I'm a NEET

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Matched with a girl on tinder, went to her ig and her ex "boyfriend" is literally about 50

She's 23

Fucking weird

>>75202992
>want socialised healthcare, housing, and education
>it has to come with fucked up identity politics that turns little boys into girls, and makes white males out to be demons, not to mention completely open borders, placing muslims above the law, and censoring all conservative opinions
Why

>>75203040
/int/ has made me less racist desu
except i hate g*rmans and sw*des more

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>>75202906
nazbol here AMA

>>75203079
Things that didn't happen: this post

>>75203083
you'll eventually find that socialized housing and healthcare is as retarded as all of those

>>75203079
my dad's black portugeuse gf is ~25 and my dad is 60

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so-called "scran"

>>75203083
just become a strasserist

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>>75203083
worlds gone maaaaad!

>>75203040
Honestly still pretty left leaning desu.
I find it buttflustering that people cant separate that economic policy =/= social policy. SWEDEN YES borders are cancer.

>>75203078
This is my story too, except I never made it to uni. Everyone took it for granted that I'd go to uni, but I dropped out of college to play in bands and take drugs instead.

>mum: while you live in my house you'll do something with your life!
>me: *moves out*
Ah yes, the "life."

>>75203035
Except I always had the best scores throughout all the yearly exams, despite missing weeks due to staying at home due to depression

Even had the headmaster come to the house to personally drive me to school multiple times jej, always told me I'm wasting my potential and shit, and he's a Cambridge MPhil

>>75203083
it doesn't have to

>>75203083
UKIP

>>75203040
>becoming a strasserist turbororke who loathes muzzies and darkies
strasserism isn't based around racial hatred
i can understand wanting to live in a homogeneous society, but hating billions of people just based on their race is a bit daft

business idea: mix beer with lemonade 1:1 to create a nice light alcoholic beverage

>>75203171
If strasserism was about racial hatred he wouldn't have had to add that he hates certain races/religions

Why do losers, aware and oblivious, always seem to have this bizarre narcissism about them?

>>75203111
never understood why people open everything like this, just makes everything get colder much faster

also the lights are on, and you're watching a film on a shit tiny laptop screen and your "scran" meme isn't going anywhere

>>75203105
I'm not in favour of complete socialisation of those areas, just enough to meet the basic needs of society. There should be private healthcare etc available too. Those companies would face unfair competition from the govt. funded facilities, but that's a price worth paying imo.

used to be lazy and coasted through GCSE and A-levels with good grades then actually started trying at uni 2bh

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>>75203111
same man

still bullying a yank in the old thread

utterly broke him i have

lmao

I mean, detonating a 3t bomb in manchester with warning is one thing

blowing yourself up and a teenyboppers concert is another

just not right

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>>75203099
Actually did lmao

Admittedly it's bumble, not tinder, but same thing really

(if you know bumble then you'd know you can't see this screen without it being a match)

>>75203191
because they were groomed from a young age to be a future genius, but something went wrong along the way so they'll just remain in their smart 13 year old mental state for the rest of their life

wh*te ""people"" smell like dogs

>>75203192
excellent post

>>75203165
Nuttall wants to dismantle the NHS doesn't he? That's what I read. Literally the single thing stopping me from voting UKIP.

>>75203237
she looks a bit plain

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>>75203240

>>75203212
>09 dates

Never understood why people use up so much screen real estate with such a large dock on a small laptop anyway desu

Probably too dumb to realise you can change its size haha

meme magicians at it again
>>>/pol/126811640

this yank is SEETHING boys

business idea: teach students at gcse level more practical skills like tradesmen skills and cooking

more dead kids in shitland

muh dick

>>75203191
spoken like a true loser

future genious here

business idea: don't teach people cooking

>>75203273
could not comprehend any of this

>>75203277
shadilay maga praise kek!!

present day genuious here ama

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>>75203308

>>75203277
I'm the aussie rorke that people have literally called 'that aussie turbororke' and even I think /pol/ needs to fuck off out of this thread. Nobody gives a shit about your 'digits' and 'kek' and The_Donald

>>75203320
>genuious
>ama

surely you mean an amua

>>75203270
plain blonde posh bird, what's not to like?

>>75203282
You're not impressing anyone. You just look like a bitchy cunt. I come here to chill out, not watch your petty little drama unfold.

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Future Corpse Here

I think my mum's just given up on me ever getting a job

oh well

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>>75203349

>>75203354
Poor woman to raise such a failure

>>75203079
the guy looks nice for a 50 year old though.

>>75203346
uh oh, holiday yank is FUMING too

big gay holiday yank

thats you

>>75203349
me walking past in the background

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>tfw so smart I must be a new kind of genus

anyone wanna read a comparative essay i wrote in 2012?

>>75203345
what's not to dislike?

it'd be like fucking a 7/10 movie complete with minor romantic subplots

I miss Me on the left and Me and the lads posting

>>75203377
What's it about?

>>75203380
spoken like a true virgin tbf

>>75203363
it's her own fault for divorcing my dad and doing a terrible job of trying to bring me up on her own

>>75203349
zyzz was such a twat

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>>75203371
>yfw Cara didn't evolve

>>75203395
opening paragraph

>In the short stories, “Young Goodman Brown” by Nathaniel Hawthorne and “The Cask of Amontillado” by Edgar Allan Poe, the authors show similar examples of how evil intentions disguise themselves to achieve their desired goals. To show this, the writers have used similar characters and symbolism. The evil intentions of people are disguised in very deceiving ways. In both stories, characters such as Goody Cloyse and Montressor both disguise their evil intensions with good ones. This deceiving sense of good is displayed by the use of characters. When evil intensions are disguised, symbols are seen to be implemented by those who cannot reveal their true motives to certain people. Both stories contain similar symbolism.

>>75203413
that's what made him the GOAT you fucking retard

>>75203405
tbf

What singular mistake doomed your life to its current pitiful fate?

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>I miss Me on the left and Me and the lads posting

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Forgot to bring my headphones to the client office! Now I need to listen to people in the office for 8 hours instead of some tunes.

>>75203409
You show her mate. Ruin her life by never leaving the home and never letting her have a life past children. Go on bro you do that bitch in for being so horrible.

drinkin 4lokos sour apple and smoking a menthol

>>75203425
I sincerely hope that this was an English 101 or equivalent essay.

>>75203433
being born black

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>>75203425
>evil intensions

>>75203452
can I get you another fruity drink m'lady? perhaps a mike's hard lemonade?

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me on the left

>>75203433
Dad killed himself when I was 8 years old.

>>75203332
>off by one

>>75203471
*sticks a pencil in your hair*

hmmm...

>>75203478
>read this like an anime comic and didn't understand

>>75203483
my hair isn't nappy

>>75203471
hello nigger

>>75203467
It's when I was in grade 11

>>75203433
mom died when i was 10

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>>75203507
cunt I already posted this earlier

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WE

shower and dressed (20 mins)
shop (10 mins)
top up the 'leccy key (5 mins)
back for about 6am (10 mins), which is when the downstairs neighbour gets up and I can sit at my computer desk (directly above his bed) without worrying that I'm disturbing his sleep

So, working backwards, I reckon I should be starting the above plan at about 5:15am. That gives me 3.5 hours of /brit/ posting. Good stuff.

>>75203493
*pencil doesn't fall out*
HMMMMMM...

>>75203433
>three replied
>all of them missing a parent
hmm

>>75203533
Whats a leccy key?

>>75203519
literally JUST saw it at the top of reddit

>>75203433
Didn't ask that girl out

>>75203530
WUZ NAZIS

makes you think how posts only get deleted when josie is posting

>>75203530
AYO NIGGA WE WUZ ILL DU-CHAY N SHIT

>>75203557
who is josie

>>75203537
it's ethiopialad

>>75203547
electricity key, the thing you top up money onto to get electricity

>>75203425
Love Poe (esp. that one)
Never read Hawthorne

Otherwise I'd want to read it.

>>75203429
goat of what, taking roids

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>>75203561

any solicitors deal with right to rent here?

At what point are you meant to use big condoms? Tried normal ones out a few times and I basically can't get it further than the head.

anyone who regularly buys lottery tickets should be sterilized

>>75203581
right
girls don't browse /brit/

>>75203589
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>>75203574
never heard of such a thing

>>75203608
Still a virgin, I just get them for free since my flat is owned by the uni.

>>75203632
see >>75203608

>>75203620
I've got time (3.5 hours), I'll post a pic if you want.

anime

>>75203574
Weird, never heard of that. When I lived in the UK we just had a meter and some tosser would come round and check it every now and then and my grandad would shout for everything to get turned off and do some voodoo under the stairs with the wiring and i think it cost less.

>>75203646
fag

>>75203658
foy

>>75203111
I make my own pizza

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>>75203110

are lad

leccy key

never have had a harder erection then when I have thought of Manchester

>>75203252
what's with this nhs sacred cow shit? how often do you even need to go to the hospital?

finish uni in 2 (two) days and dunno what i'm doing after haha

*returns to daddy's house and neets it up indefinitely*

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niggy key

>>75203691
Good use of your parents money

Initial D is the only acceptable anime

it's Manime

>>75203691
*moves in with you*
:3

>>75203697
what do you mean by this?

>>75203704
u gay?

>>75203657
I lived with a street bum once, who'd lived in squats and stuff all over the country. He showed me how to "rig" an electricity prepayment meter (the kind that needs a key) with a length of thick copper wire and various tools, so that you get free electricity. Surprisingly simple but a bit dangerous.

reading my powerpoint about venezuela i created 2 months after chavez died

was even a radical centrist back then, and was very partial to the actions of the government of venezuela

>>75203703
The absolute insecurity

>>75203693
terrible post, consider your /brit/ visa revoked.

might hit the hay

the final redpill is islam

>>75203693
me on the right

>>75203725
yeah the venezuelan government post chavez is doing really good

>>75203074
holy shit

might punch the straw

>there's unironically a place in Austraia called "Wagga Wagga"

>>75203690
I went once about 15 years ago. With everything I needed, I'd still be paying it back if I was in the USA.

People don't want their family or friends to avoid seeing a doctor because they're worried about the cost. In civilised countries, human life is usually given a value beyond money, so a nationalised health service, the system that gives every human life the same chance of existing, is considered the best.

>>75203680
yes

back from spain lads

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>the 'tism was so strong today i walked 45 mins into town to the barbers and then walked back cos my mate was inside and I didn't want to talk to him

>>75203779
>England is so shit there's a place called Grimsby

>>75203763
the current government had nothing to do with the powerpoint i made you mong

>>75203712
no just lonely

>>75203779
there's a place here called walla walla washington

>>75203781
>Western imperialist countries
>Valuing human life
Pissing myself

might roundhouse the aloe

>>75203691
i can relate

quit uni and been neet'ing it for a while now

been travelling as well, tho

>>75203797
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>>75203813
>>>/leftypol/

>>75203813
Maybe not your life. But the lives of people in society, yes.

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>I'm the aussie rorke that people have literally called 'that aussie turbororke' and even I think /pol/ needs to fuck off out of this thread. Nobody gives a shit about your 'digits' and 'kek' and The_Donald

>>75203834
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>>75203781
and you'd still be on a waiting list if you were in cuba
stop using the us as a model

>>75203332
>people
I think i called you that like once

>>75203839
I'm a neoconservative

God bless Thatcher
>>75203850
Hmm nice society of spectacle you have there

>>75203879
Right so seeing as I've been called it multiple times it would be right to use the plural

>paternal grandpa was one of seven siblings
>paternal grandma was one of nine siblings
>maternal grandpa was one of four siblings
>maternal grandma was one of fifteen siblings
>dad was one of four siblings
>mum was one of seven siblings
>I'm an only child

hmmm

>tfw you will never be good looking

walked around Soho and Tribeca today and am now desperate to die.

was watching the hockey earlier and actually did a bit of a tear up during the moment of silence before the anthems
would have liked a gf in that moment

>>75203864
Cuba is communist, that's a system that dooms the entire country to poverty and strife. I've never advocated communism, I think what we have in Britain is more or less ideal. The economic circumstances might not be the best, but the system itself is pretty sound, if a bit rotten at the financial core (Bank of England).

>>75203905
and you will die childless

nice little wrapped package to your lineage

>>75203905
don't have kids lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWcAndovO1Q

red pill

>>75203905
And you'll never breed. At least your aunties and uncles can carry on the lineage

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Here we are...

Any of you lads schizophrenic?

>>75203936
bring industry back

>>75203880
>nice society of spectacle
I was taking the piss you silly sod. Stop taking yourself so seriously, nobody else is.

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>>75203782

luv him to bits

>>75203955
... Swipe down 24 May 2017 ...

>>75203937
I earn good money and might be able to support a family tbqh. I'm slowly warming up to the prospect of "returning" to the Catholicism abandoned by my parents.

I have some traditionalist Catholic friends who might help hook me up.

Now I only need to start believing in God.

Anxiety

Haven't left the house in a year

Haven't been downstairs in several months

Anxiety

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Would you breed this 6'3 woman?

>>75203992
Fuck off we're full

glad the wh*te """race""" is dying out

>>75203905
>fifteen siblings

WEW

I have two sisters and I sometimes forget their names.

>>75204001
same

>>75204008
What is? The church?

>>75204001
don't believe you

>>75204025
Yes

>>75204001
try weed

might be difficult to attain for you but i'm sure you have a reprobate sibling or cousin who could sort you out

>>75204018
Why are you always here?

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basically your job is to read & absorb my tweets every single day. songs, words, pics, videos. let them all soak in til you love it. #findom

>>75204001
>Haven't been downstairs in several months
what

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>Now I only need to start believing in God.

>>75204041
It makes me more anxious but I still do it

>>75204054
scared of me bud

>>75204082
Live with my mother

LADS just solved world hunger

>>75204107
Go on...

>>75204083
>black jesus
MЫ

>>75204111
prefer not to say if I'm honest

>solve world hunger
>nig population explodes
>planet dies

good one ya dunce.

>>75204123
they only have lots of kids because of the high child mortality rates

>>75204133
dumb cunt

>>75204123
Dostoyevsky

whens the next terrorist attack lads?

>>75204001
Try some of these:
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

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>>75204142
imminent according to mummy may

got herpes on my lips
grim

>>75204138
yes you are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FACK2knC08E

>>75204171
nah
they breed like rabbits because their IQ isn't much higher than a rabbits, and they'd do it regardless of mortality rates

>>75204171
Got a timestamp

>>75204146
>exercises
Would prefer not to

I believe in GOD

>>75204201
no
watch the whole thing
>>75204199
dumb racist git
shoo! shoo!!

>>75204171
>this German humour 90seconds in
christ i hope this doesn't continue

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this weeaboo shatter is great

>tfw you will never be tall and white

jdimsa

>>75203940
8:47 onward

Fucking nails it. Love AJ.

>>75204242
hello nigger

>>75204199
gonna have to disagree

amish families commonly have upwards of ten kids and they get the benefit of modern healthcare(so practically 0% infant mortality)

having a ton of kids is a cultural thing and africans wouldn't stop having kids if mortality rates went down

>>75204241
what am I supposed to take from this

>>75204241
so we gave them all hiv? top bants tbf

>>75204263
hello smol brane
see >>75204271

>>75204241
the british empire was benev-

>>75204257
infant mortality is way down in africa that's why the population there is booming

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REVIEWBRAH IS TRENDING

HE'S A CELEBRITY NOW

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would be a rather human experience clutching each other as your burn and fall to death

>>75204263
that muslim nations have lower rates of STDs because chastity is a big part of their culture

crazy bitch, but this song is beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMO5Ko_77Hk

I have an erection.

But I will not touch my penis. I won't do it today!

just did a real yank move and made some french toast with vanilla extract and maple syrup. it's really quite good.

>>75204309
no one would clutch you

Has pakipoo been around since yesterday?

>>75204253
hi m8

>>75204273
makes no sense fucktard

I JUST WANA PUNCH A NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


like if u agree xx

>>75204219
All I see is lowering birth rates extends life span. Not the other way around. There is a concerted effort to lower birth rates and then life span goes up. It has nothing to do with child mortality either, it's about lifespan.

>>75204334
yes
he posted on his blog
though he's banned from /int/ atm I think

>>75204332
wrong

>>75204353
wrong

Lads, french toast, I made it. Just like a yank.

>>75204364
What's he up to then?

>>75204358
bleeting

>>75204371
Yank toast

>>75204359
there's a part (can't remember where) where he talks about bangladesh birthrates being high, but over the past ~40 years they've been lowering the birthrates through education

the point is that you can solve world hunger and educate africans at the same time

got called a yank at walmart

just had a good late night wank

>>75204383
Yeah, but it was delicious.

listening to 5live Up All Night

Patrician's choice for sleepytime audio

posting in a /brit/ thread

>>75204373
same old boring shit of working and whining

>>75204371
Are you on about eggy bread? Might do some eggy bread myself.

>>75204386
The point is you were completely fucking wrong and are a dumb cunt.

>they only have lots of kids because of the high child mortality rates
No
>they have high mortality rates and low life expectancy because they have lots of kids
This is what he proves in the first 20minutes.

just popped a cheeky 0.5mg alprazolam x

just put a tenner on the leccy card, now to charge up MY leccy card

*drinks pint*

simple as

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7IAXrCkO8

Got £55 million to spend in the January transfer window lads who should I buy

got an absolute corker of a post lined up for the next thread

>>75204464
Post it in /britfeel/

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the gf

>>75204448
Me :3

just go ahead and do a new now

>it's a "the australian poster thinks I'm wrong and dumb and is missing the point" episode

ah yes

https://youtu.be/FACK2knC08E?t=930

Fucking hell lads watch this at the timestamp. People complain about western schools but jesus christ.

>>75204504
You were completely wrong mate. I'm watching you're very interesting documentary and it is proving my conceptions to be true.

was reading this historical slang dictionary. came across some good ones.

rork (or rorke), rorker
>. A town boy, a CAD: Tonbridge: since ca 1870.

"clothes sit on her like a saddle on a sow's back"
>Late 17-mid-18c.p. applied to an ill-dressed woman

"tiffity-taffety girls",
>harlots (late C.16)

merkin
>An artificial vagina for lonely men. mid-C.19–20

Clinkers
>2. Deposits of faecal or seminal matter in the hair about the anus or the female pudendum

goose-grease
>. A woman's vaginal emission: low: from ca 1875

French crown,
>. Syphilis

madge, occ. madge howlet, Lapland
>. The female pudenda
also, "hairy oracle", "front-gut", "bottomless-pit", "port-hole", "number-nip", "leather-lane"

twiddle-poop
>. An effeminate-looking fellow

keep down the census
>. To abort; to masturbate

bury a Quaker
>. To defecate

Irish draperies
>. Cobwebs
you're Irish
>. You're talking gibberish
Irish beauty
>. A woman with two black eyes
Irish promotion
>. A reduction in pay or position
Irishman's dinner
>. A fast

Solid bants those one ^^^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLqeAH5D1uo

jesus fuck

>>75204437
Reminded me of a sad story from a few Christmasses ago. I was at the 24hr garage at about 5am, Crimbo Day, getting last minute stocking fillers. There was a guy there at the front of the queue holding a little kid, maybe 3-4yo. He had a thick Aussie accent and he was asking the cashier if there was anywhere nearby that could charge his electricity key. He started asking the blokes in the queue if they knew of anywhere but we all just shrugged. He seemed pretty desperate.

After he'd left and was long gone, I thought of a place he might try, but it was too late. Little kid probably had Christmas with no electricity, and this part of the world gets fucking cold at Christmas.

>>75204537
>Not actual gameplay
I'm shocked

>>75204484
would patronize/10

>>75204529
>tfw no tiffity taffety gf

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>>75204529
>Irishman's dinner
>. A fast

>>75204529
Ireland absolutely fucking destroyed.

>>75204574
what i wouldn't give to stick my rump-splitter in a front-gut soaked with goose-grease

Envying Kim Dotcom and hoping I can get just as rich off the Cryptobubble like he did with the Dotcom bubble. If I do I'm gunna change my name too.

>>75204574
just be careful you dont get the French crown

just gave blood, I'm a live saver me

fucking nurses took forever with my tea and biscuit though, shambles

>>75204602
>tfw got pummeled overnight in musicoin

reeeeee

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>arseham

>>75204602

wot u got

>>75204629
You're supposed to get juice and a cookie

>>75204652
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>>75204417
eggy bread and french toast are a bit different. french toast has vanilla extract, cinnamon, maple syrup

>>75204695
Okay. I'll have my eggy bread, you have your faggy bread.

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>>75202911
hmmm