Someone make a kickstarter to get me out of here

>>75200772
depends. are you muslim? if so then fuck off.

go to university, get good grades, go to a better country

wont be hard

>>75200824
I want to go to egypt dio-sama

>>75200917
why go from one third world shithole to another?

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>>75200980
so I can haggle people for kebabs

>>75200772
Come to turkey
I bet it won't be really hard for you

>>75200772
I take it you have no family in Europe or in the Gulf States?

>>75200772
Renounce mohamed the child molestor right here right now

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>>75200772
An actually funny post on this shitty board
Thanks based paki anon
I hope you find a way to live where you want

>>75201328
sorry no

>>75201382
I hope so too

>>75200772
Please dont come to germany

>>75201816
germany it is, cant wait to get a white qt

>>75201816
>>75201886
Test

>>75201886
Don't listen to him, you would be warmly welcomed in Germany, just don't forget about taking all friends you can with you - it's always merrier with friends.

>>75202298
you don't get to bring friends

>>75202336
They are not my friends

>>75202298
Im going to pooland instead just to piss you off

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>Pack your bags, Stan

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>>75200772
steal a plane and fly to Germany they'll probably let you stay

>>75200772
I'll make one to fly you to Papua New Guinea or Somalia.

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>>75202457
Considering all factors, it may be not the best idea, but - of course - you can always count on my help. Still, I'm quite sure that you would prefer Germany.

>>75203055
Im light wheatish so I might be able to pass of as italian or spaniard

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>>75203225
You see, there is a catch here

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>>75203289
Poland is literally pakistan but white, catholic and developed

>>75203356
>Poland
>white
>developed

Also - what's wrong with Pakistan? Seriously asking - didn't you have some rapid economic development in last years?

>>75203414
Nothing much, I just want to meet people from other cultures and nations

Lol I have seen a documental movie "Pakistan's Hidden Shame" last week and cant stop thinking what is with that boy now. And it was the only one stuff Ive seen about Pakistan.

>>75203490
Then maybe apply for some student program? I think that there is a shit-ton opportunities in the EU.
[spoiler]Especially in Germany, of course.[/spoiler]

>>75203356
>developed
Lol
And its white in the same way ucraine and moldova are white.

>>75203612
>Especially in Germany, of course
Don't worry yourself, they're trying to escape poverty not increase it.

>>75203689
This, we are neither white, nor developed. Pls send humanitarian help and sweet subsidies.
>>75203719
What are you implying? Germany had like 250 bln euro of financial surplus last year. Aside from memes, for them even that last mass influx of immigrants isn't impossible to deal with economically. From their perspective this problem is less about economy, but about security and social cohesion (I mean the current situation, of course, it will be a significant economic burden in the future)

>>75200772
Kill wh*tey first

>>75200772
>>75200825

Yes yes yes go to the dutch, they love brown people.

>>75200772
Well could you atleast tell us what you don't like about your Country?

>>75200772
oy vey

>>75203689
True. We are not white in Eastern Europe.

Now please send the same free stuff brown people get.

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>>75203055
>>75203225
>>75203289
fucking outplayed

>>75200772
>kickstarts you in the groin

I would fund a kickstarter to keep you there.

>>75203055
>elk
But wasn't that in Engand?