ITT we pretend to be Americans Hi I'm Dan from Minnesota

Hi, i'm Luis Garcia from Los Angeles, California

wait, let me get my credit card

>go to school
>get shot

>>75200740
are credit cards rare outside of america or something?

wow, i could really go for a big mac
>>75200843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUqDHW0jmkw

>>75200321
>Dan
>Minnesota

You mean Muhammad from New Somalia

I like apple pies

i love the military, fuck iran!

>>75200321
Oh my god,Lucy,I can't even...

>>75200321
Hey Dan, what's up man? Are you on Grindr, man?

t. Steve from San Fransisco

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Why pretend?

Howdy folks, Im Billy Bob from Alabama

hey there neighboor, have rootin' tootin' day

>>75200740
*checkbook

>>75200321
sorry for only tipping 146% I'm pretty low on cash right now

la cucaracha~
la cucaracha~

Namaste and hello!!! I'm Nevaeh. It's heaven spelled backwards, I know right, sooo cute, omg I love my parents their like totes the best!!! Anyhoo, it was nice meeting y'all but I'm on my way to a homeowner's association meeting and this honey-wheatgrass cleanse has me totally out of whack, I was telling my friend Becky and she said the SAME THING happened to her, now I'm all like bleggggh. Well, smell ya later alligator lol haha!!!

>>75200321
*tips you*

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Hi, I'm Dave O'Leary. I am 300 pounds and like to go mudding in my monster truck on the weekends. I own a gun shop and my wife works at McDonalds(tm). My wife's son Demarcus is the best basketball player you'll ever see. The other day I got shot at the Walmart(tm) while in the middle of sharting. Luckily, with my McHealthcare(tm) I only have to make hospital payments every 2 weeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUqDHW0jmkw

I'm curtis from kentucky and I'm a failure

MY NAME IS MIKE FROM TENESEE
CAN WE GET SOME YÈEEEHAWS ITT FOR JESUS LORD ALMIGHTY?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAWWW
Amen

>>75202596
yeehaw

uncut dicks are so weird and gross lol

>>75201248
canada is america but colder

>>75202955
Excellent impersonation of a retarded American, best itt

let us go play some baseballs eh son

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>LOL AMERICANS ARE SO DUMB AMIRITE XDDDDD
We could invade and destroy you before you even knew what was happening Paco.

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Hi, I'm John Johnson and i'm about to fail college, i did nothing all year but browse /int/ and masturbate, i have no friends and my parents think i'm going to graduate.

>>75203348
>dumb american gets mad
every time

FRANCE BEST ALLY N´ SHIET

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hol up
*shouts freedom from the world's prison state*
so you be saying
*shouts freedom again from my nsa ran conc camp*
so you be saying that
*eats diabetes meat and hormonal milk while thinking he isnt a 3rd worlder*
hol up hol up
*ridicules best korea, while the same % of population owns passport as in best korea, and no one ever left the country but somehow thinks its the best one, just like best koreans*
so you be sayin that we wuz
*presses 2 for inglesias*
FREEEEEEEEEEE-IEET

btw we somehow participated in world wars even tho we killed less nazis than poles or even serbs
and our welfare queens in the army, that never saw any combat and all have ptsd, who lost to nonarmy to rice farmers and goat herders with outdated weapons are somehow the best and shiiiiiiiet
they prevented 0 muslim massacres in the balkans and secured 0 military objectives as a prank

i am 1/11231248634 irish