/asean/ thread

>>75186405
I hate being on my period ^ O ^

>tfw no chink bf who will give me meth everytime we fuck

>>75186504
does tranny have periods ?

Why are there so many girls on /asean/ now?

Whats going on?

>>75186405
dousita? dousita?

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>>75186702
really makes me think

>>75186764
Isis, philippines is now on the urge of crusade

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stay safe flipbongs

>>75186405
SAUCE

i just got home from uni now this

>>75186905
i don't really know

http://www.mindanews.com/top-stories/2017/05/soldiers-maute-group-battle-in-marawi-city/

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KEBAB'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>75186702
Remember, this is /asean/. You know what we are famous for....

>another urban warfare boogaloo
>not buying MRAPs so they can bulldoze through streets even with gunfire and RPGs

>>75187549
Maybe they staged this fiasco so they can buy them now.
CIA and Soros wants us to buy weapons from china and Russia now lol

>>75187148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75187866
Xi Jinping has his dog on Russia, not CIA and Soros.

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Flipbong please come back to me

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princess of /asean/

>>75186405
Zamboanga Crisis: Electric Boogaloo

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>>75186405
>2013
>Massive Kebab rebel force of 500-600 occupies Zamboanga.
>Seen off by the military. Back to normal

>2017
>A few Maute/BIFF ISIS wannabes occupy Marawi
>LE MARTIAL LAW GUIZE
Lmao, why are Bisayans prone to exaggeration? They're always like this when they're angry kek.

>>75189958
He's planning to wipe them off completely

>>75190531
>t. every peenoise president ever.
Lol.

>>75188148
China is so anti America tho

Thats why they want us to rely more on them and Russia military wise

>>75189958
He has been dying to declare martial law this gives him a valid excuse.

Tin foil hat say its stagged

enjoy youself

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>>75192118
Nah, we'll see if this is Gloria-tier, and is truly just 60 days. Any longer then I will tip my tinfoil.

Still though, no congress approval.

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literal subhumans

The two gay indogs who got canned are cute :3
I'll top them both if you know what I mean.

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>>75192828
Would you top this?

>>75192319
More tinfoils:
Congress are in his full control now and only four minority senators

And ISIS is legit threat

>>75192917
No. Both are uglies and meant for each other. Uglies should be paired with other uglies.

>>75192967
At the very least we can now get more weapons deals with this with Russia

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Good luck Pilipinos! Please stay safe!

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>>75192967
Except what the Philippines has are ISIS wannabes from ASG, BIFF, and the Maute group, which are just bandits with none of the competency of the niggers in Syria and Iraq kek.

They're casual believers in Islam for cuck's sake lmao.

Why does all the chimp outs happen in filipina only?

>>75193639
Because bad things happen to cute people.

>>75193868
Not fair!

>>75193547
Well they warrant a Martial law declaration from dutdut so we will see
Even though>>75189958

Flipbros xblain the habbidings :DDD

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>>75189958
Zamboanga had martial law.

But it was limited to the battlefield so the military could arrest MNLF niggers pretending to be civilians.

>>75193639
You and Indonesia are already Muslim dominated countries.
Tho I don't know why Acech is acting out in Indonesia

>>75194296

That's a nice M14.

>>75194273
In Muslim bit of the country, Filipino ISIS fanboys occupy town, battle happens. Niggers burn stuff. Chimpout ensues.

This happens ever so often, regular programming down there desu.

>>75194296
That's still in line tho considering its not the whole of Mindanao is in lockdown
During the Zamboanga siege

Muslims in the Philippines are lions who fought the Spanish and Americans valiantly.

>Be nightshift wagecuck
>teammate tells our group Dutiti declares a Martial Law in Mindanao
>joke that its Ramadan, maybe the muzzies are just maybe hungry
>she rolls her eyes and tells me to respect the dead
>A FUCKING ONE PERSON HAS DIED
Tangina nya tbqh, mga pare. My whole shift is ruined because of her.

>>75194534
Fuck off toothpaste. You know nothing but on how to lick assholes good, puto.

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>>75194296
>googled satti
>get this

Oy vey don't let the indogs know about this

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>Get this Captcha

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75194534
Yet they still ended up with us and now we are here

>>75194601

I would have rolled my eyes for the bad joke alone honestly

>>75194689
Don't steal OC, indogs pls.

>>75194799
My joke's good. Their just too sensitive.

>>75194860
Not really, its not grusome enough

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>>75194807
Yours look like sate Padang, with sweet spicy sauce, unlike the typical sate with peanut sauce

Chairman Kim Di Gong approved music for removing kebab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtOiHj3KYqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceoWPRVcCNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDqTQQochEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NJf9GtvCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM86wBaSmXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZmwW3ddkAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l4cOxBEfmY

The Muslims in the Philippines are heroic lions among weak cattle.

>>75194312
Yes, and? Muslim or not, pinoys act like niggers more often than their neighbors do.

>>75197086
I was implying
You'll get less Muslim Bombing habbeing chimpouts

>Malaysia will be first world by 2030

rate this prediction

>>75197317
In terms of infrastructures at the main cities, sure. Bandar Malaysia, latest line of MRT will be completed by 2021. Plus Forest City in Johor. Also high speed rail linking KL to Johor and also high speed rail for east coast.

The main challenge is how to escape the middle income trap.

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Selamat Pagi

Here's an OC for you guys

So those online Duts supporters: are they praising or criticizing martial law in Mindanao?

>>75198002
Trying to bring back AFA would be a good start. Also making better cars and bringing back the F1 race in a few years. If Austria and Mexico can make an F1 comeback, why not Malaysia a few years from now?

>>75200454
What's the correlation between an anime convention and stupid cashburning race with increasing the national GDP you retard?

>>75200454
F1 is not profitable. We're losing money every year for 17 years. We don't need one anymore to stroke Mahathir's ego.

http://www.espn.com.au/f1/story/_/id/19159755/bernie-ecclestone-regrets-charging-f1-circuits-tenure

South Korea even stopped their F1 in 2013 just three years after starting citing high costs. Even the famous Marseilles Grand Prix was axed for 10 years and will only resume next year.

If you see a muslim in the street, shoot him.

t. Hesus Kristo 2017

>>75200879
I know. Such a shame too given how it boosted Malaysia's tourism.

>>75200454
Dutiti supporters are praising their Chairman for going back to the country immediately and instituting Martial Law, scorning the """fake""" VP for being an American """lapdog"""

Then the hilarity comes when actual Mindanao people are annihilating them on social media for being that insensitive and thinking Martial Law is the solution

>>75201383
>actual Mindanao people are annihilating them on social media for being that insensitive and thinking Martial Law is the solution
Even Davao Duterte supporters?

>>75201463
There's two kinds of people in Mindanao

There's """"""Mindanaoans"""""""""" who are the children of Tagalog/Bisaya colonists dumped there by the Americans during the pacification of the Moros, and who live all over Mindanao. Davao is part of this.

And then there's the Moros and the Indigenous Mindanao people.

Suffice to say the produts who are thrilled with Martial Law are "Mindanaoans" who live far away from the Moro Danger Zone.

>>75200454
Sums it up for the left and Bangsamoro activists.
https://twitter.com/Seb_Castro/status/867075871068180480

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>>75201773
>wants peace in Mindanao
>somehow blames what happened to Marawi on the US instead of, you know, ISIS and friends

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TOP KEK HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

REBBIT FLIPS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>75200996
Most of our tourist comes from China and they aren't here to watch f1. So no f1 doesnt boost our tourism, even by 1%. F1 were here because mahathir want to be first on everything while ignoring the long term cost

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>>75186405
>Dutertcuck wants Russian weapons in the Philippines.
>Russia will probably just dump equally oldshit on us.
>Caliber logistics issues. Caliber logistics issues errywhere, erryday.

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>>75194601
>making jokes with leftist women around
You should know better anon and have a profile of every co-worker

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>>75202219
Isn't that what the US has been doing amirite?

>Caliber logistics issues. Caliber logistics issues errywhere, erryday.
>what is AK-101

>>75202450
Hello Norcuck, how do you do? Still working at that that mall?

>>75202450
The difference is the Philippines already has a massive stockpile of NATOshit which you could use interchangably.
>What is AK-101
An equally aged weapons system that is bigger than the average Filipino male.

>>75202357
I dunno. Kek. It was worth it triggering her as I'll leave that wretched company soon.

>>75192917
>light skinned
wew

>>75202590
Sshhh. He's busy stacking up the shelves yo visit #nofilter again.

>tfw minimum wagies in Nordic countries can travel across the ocean while I in the other hand..

I'm comming to bangkok in july what should i do besides barebacking trannies?

>>75202837
Currently there are surplus of filipinos on the market, far exceeding the demand. Supply > Demand = Low price. Simple math, man.

>>75202805
The audacity of flipbong to call himself that and be proud of his bisaya heritage, while I got called as not pure by a mutt in other thread >>75185821

>>75202899
How many warts did you get last time?

>>75202946
Only got warts in denmark, danish girls are sluts unlike pure thai girls (boy)

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>>75202775
go /pol/ of them on the last day

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>>75203063
This

>>75203234
Can you get cute girls(boys) in malaysia?

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>>75203281
You can, but they will be more expensive since we import them from neighbouring Thailand and Philippines. Better go straight to the source.

>>75202899
You can make some sick jokes about the tattooed king.

>>75203448
What to do in bkk besides trannies... I'm rich and in reality i find trannies disgusting

>>75203482
Is his final funeral/burning or whatever over?

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>>75203448

>>75203498
Shop at Siam Paragon and visit AFA and/or BCC. Barring that, you can visit the temples, go to nightclubs, go to the river market, or take a train to Pattaya or Ayutthaya. Not sure since technically I haven't been to Bangkok.

>>75203528
The old king's cremation isn't until sometime this year IIRC.

>>75203528
I meant the new king who looks like a crazy street thug and behaves accordingly. You'll get some free treat from people there if you joke about him.

>>75203498
Not much. If you're interested in Thai culture, go to Chiang Mai. For a relaxing holiday at the beach with a beer in hand, go to Phuket, Krabi or Koh Samui.

Also some retard will probably tell you about Paragorn Mall or anime so just ignore him. He's special.

>>75203595
>You'll get some free treat from people there if you joke about him.
I thought criticizing royalty is illegal there? Which is funny considering the old king hated lese majeste laws.

>>75203528
No.

But criticizing the King in Thailand is a fun activity.

>>75200454
Seriously
I see more flips mad about the mainstream media and for them not covering this, cause muh Mindanao not Manila

Lol we need them to give out the coordinates of the AFP apperantly

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>drive to get groceries.
>spotted this.
"When you're two forms of cancer at once."

>>75203630
No, that jolly old pal loves some self deprecating jokes.

>>75203673
>worshipping the best youtuber ever

nothing wrong with this

>>75203563
Been there for 3 days before. I Spend some time at siam patagon and khao san road. Tried a dating dating app meet some thaigirl said she was 20 but turned out to be 15 or 16 pretty my most embarrising 30 mins ever (I was 29)

>>75203699
She wants the D. Seriously, what's the age of consent in Thailand?

>>75203633
I'm litterally a monarchist so i would most likely not make jokes about the royal family.

>>75203730
15, though sex with anyone below 18 is illegal.

>>75203664
Lmao the comments in Crappler and ABS-CBCuck are even way funnier.
>Media's just beginning to know
Peenoise: WTF I hate mainstream media, muh manila imperialism!
>Media's now covering it and are giving out information *publicly released by the AFP* regarding wtf is happening.
Peenoise: WTF why are you giving out classified info!? I hate the mainstream media!

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>>75203780
Dutertard supporters in as nuthsell
Seriously.

They will bring this out when its convenient for them

>>75203730
Yes she did (i was handsome back then) but she was too young also looked almost like a child so i drank a cup of tea and she had some weird desert (she payed for me as well) and then i made up some bullshit excuse amd left. Was really weird and uncomfy but now i just take it as a crazy experience.

Also i write her from time to time

>>75203757
Well not its illegal if she is cool with it.

putang ina!

>>75203695
I only watch trumpsc on youtube, its very calming and makes me fall a sleel

>>75203673
Hahaha this is the worst

>>75201619
Considering those Mindanaos consider themeslves to be bisayans.
Their "Tagalog" is probably due to education.

>dumped there by the Americans during the pacification of the Moros, and who live all over Mindanao.

This the kind of rehtoric that starts seperatism.

>>75204108
Are you going to take up arms?

Some 70 yo danish guy just got 12 years of prison for paying for 376 instances of child abuse on live stream on the phillipines. Why the fuck are you peolle so sick

Im renouncing Hesus. Which /asean/ sea God should I worship now?

>>75204108
But that's the truth. Under Spain, Tagalog and Visayan colonists just settled in Zamboanga, Cagayan, and anywhere that is Northern Mindanao because the rest of the Island is either too kebab or too wild.

When the Americans came over and bonked the Moros on their head and told them to be good boys they started bringing loads of Tagalogs/Bisayans to settle in (non-Muslim) Mindanao. Hell, they even brought foreigners in the form of the cheap Japanese immigrant labor, whose camps, along with bisaya laborers became the basis of Davao city.

Either way Its really hard to call people blabbering in Bisaya "Mindanaoans." For me its only the Moros that qualify as such. Bisayas are Bisayas no matter where they live.

>>75204329
My cock

I identify as Spanish-Bisayan

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>>75204397
It just means we ourselves don't consider it part of our country and we have no right to go there

and you don't really see them consider themselves as Tagalog

>>75200454
See >>75200879

>>75204456
cuck

>>75203673
Hey thats my car

>>75193639
Our Muslims chimp out a lot too

>>75192319
http://www.rappler.com/nation/170759-duterte-martial-law-no-different-marcos?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral

I wonder if he will stick with this or change it again

>wake up
>want to go to 7-eleven and buy instant noodles
>it's raining really hard
* w *

>>75204691
Plebbitors must be cumming all over the internet now.

Lmao. They had been yelling marshmalllow everyday since duterte took office.

>>75204803
Isn't 7-11 is overpriced compared to other stores

>>75204834
seems like the Dutertrads are more happier
>>75201383

>>75204862
Prolly a tranny hipster

>>75204911
Sounds hot

>>75204862
It's about the same, you can get a full meal at 7-Eleven for 50 or 60 thb which is about 1,5usd. We don't have other high quality stores, just open air mom shops that probably aren't open yet anyway.

>>75204803
Is thailand really a fucking shithole even a simple umbrella doesnt exists? No wonder your country is a fucking failure. Your king even have aids kek

>>75204663
>Thai muslim
Heh.
You makes me remember my trip with my Nee-san & her cute muslim Thai friend to a mountain in my city when I was still a shouta. Good times.

>>75204950
I only have rain plastic and motorbike but I don't want to go out

>>75204992
Are you really Thai poster?

>>75205157
Yes

>>75204834
Lol, Dutertcucks have been defending Martial Law in Mindanao since late last night.

>>75204950
no bully

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class is boring

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>>75205697
>mfw holiday already
>mfw no remedial test
>mfw playing vidya at home on big screen
>mfw enjoying my life

>>75204203
>child abuse
>live stream
it's probably aussies who did it
aussies are sea's pedophiles

>>75205697
>fly to UK
>hangout at Hyde Park
>makeout on the grass
>crossdress you

>>75205697
Ur mom is boring

Majapajeet huehuehue.

>>75207012
delet

>>75207012
Chinkmpa lel.

RELIGION OF PEACE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHABAHHABAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>75202219
The AFP is pro-West, they will never trade their M4s for an AK platform.

They would take consumables like RPGs, IGLAs and even grenades.

RAIN GO AWAY

Are most Duterte supporters supporting martial law in Mindanao, or just the ones who are also Marcos loyalists?

Also, isn't martial law supposed to be approved by both houses of Congress, not just the HoR? Because the HoR would easily pass it but I guess there would be problems in the Senate.

>>75207522
What do you think of Mr. Tattoo Man and his dogs?

>>75207194
Ikr. They've been using US & NATO weapons since the cold war and dut-duts want to convert to ak.

>>75207543
So what's gonna happen once Dutdut's term ends? Will things go back to normal or will we be stuck with Russia forever? I can't think of any other Filipino politician right now who's genuinely pro-Russia, and even those who may be right now might only be so because of Duts and will go back to liking America once he's gone.

Also, I find it weird that Duterte remains popular for now, but Russia and China are still hated by most Filipinos. You'd expect one or the other to either become more popular or less popular.

I have a feeling that this some serious false flagging is habbening.

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Three (3) qts!
My time has come.

>>75207779
What VN did you play Fatin?

>>75207534
>supposed to be approved by both houses of Congress
if they want to extend it pass 60 days

>>75207611
China was seething with the Abnoy admin so they funded a friendly pawn like Dutiti.

Expect our allies to do the same, admin picks never win in an election.

That's why China and Russia don't want formal alliances with us because they know that the people and the next person after Dutiti will never tolerate them so they're playing him like a puppy in the meantime.

>Also, I find it weird that Duterte remains popular for now, but Russia and China are still hated by most Filipinos. You'd expect one or the other to either become more popular or less popular.
By what metric? Surveys can be manipulated.

>>75207946
>admin picks never win in an election.
Ramos did.

>>75207946
>By what metric? Surveys can be manipulated.
There was that survey which showed low trust ratings for both China and Russia.

So what's gonna happen to Duterte once his term ends? Will he live for a while or will he kick the bucket not even a year or two after 2022? I'm honestly scared of what would happen once he croaks.

>>75207996
Ramos isn't part of Cory's party

Cory picked a literal who

>>75208044
Cory endorsed him though so technically he was still the admin pick.

>>75208025
the next president will clean up his mess

usa, eu, un, etc. will bear down on this person real hard to prosecute duterte and bring justice

duterte will pretend to be sick to avoid being incarcerated just like his benefactor gma

>>75208068
More like she was fine with him, even with he Marcos connection

>>75208094
Im not that optimistic
who ever it is will get the blame for the fallout

>>75208094
Speaking of GMA, I don't understand how the "noisy people" don't criticize her and how she suddenly lost her neckbrace when she was freed, and yet the same noisy people still blame P-Noy for whatever happens in the country now. Double standards if you ask me.

>>75208094
I have this bad feeling he'll suddenly die within a year of stepping down, though.

>>>/a/157599995

>>75186504
Yeah?

...pics?

>>75208199
Oh shit, wrong digits
>>>/a/157599999

>>75186405
Which one's your brother?

I think those guys are asking for directions tho. Waze fail.

>>75208223
>>>/a/157600000

>>75188158
Let's run away together!

>>75207543
We can use some Russian hardware like the Mi-8 which can carry more stuff than our old UH-1s, cheap to fly, can traverse mountain ranges with ease and isn't a maintenance hog like the Crashhawk or Merlin.

Brahmos, the missile they co-developed with Pajeets are also a cheap and effective solution as our own shore based missile platform. The AFP inquired about this during Abnoy's administration but nothing came out of it.

Another item the Abnoy admin inquired was the Pantsir S-1, which is a short range AA/SAM system which they hoped to pair with Israel's medium range SAM Spyder. This kind of setup is currently being used by Vietnam and those guys also own S-300s.

Everything else is just pure slavshit fanboyism.

>>75193405
Thanks mang

>>75208172
that's because all of duterte's cronies are actually gma's cronies

>>75208329
No, I meant the "noisy people" like the nice people around and their friends.

>>75208144
>tfw you JUST know Poe will run again
>tfw she will win this time

>>75208366
No losing presidential candidate has ever won the second time around. Also, Poe's name was ruined by that foundling issue.

And as much as I hate to admit, Bongbong is probably the person right now with the best shot of winning.

>>75193547
Why doesn't the media use silly names to demean terrorist groups as a means of psychological warfare and propaganda against them?

>Pronounce MILF as "meelf"
>BIFF as "behf" ("Hi Marty!")
>Maute? More like (cocksuckers in tausug)

That should tip them towards making angry mistakes, making it easier to put them down, plus it will be harder to secure 'sympathy' from their counterparts (ISIS) and foreign community coz they can't take them seriously.

>>75208416
They cant because milf, biff,mnlf,abu sayaff, maute are all paid by duterte

>>75208405
Or pacquio
Unless Gordon runs again or evven Cayetano to take in the edgelord voters of Marcos

>>75194534
That was the legit mujahideen of old. Frickin' badasses who would charge at leathernecks with just kris/bolos, taking about 3 .38s to the chest before going down. The .45 had to be invented as a coping mechanism for this.

What we got down there now are drug-addled cucks brainwashed by their clerics (who are even bigger cucks hungry for the chance to live it up like chad in malacanan) to dedicate their lives to committing atrocities in the hopes of dying and getting 72 virgins (female AND male) in the afterlife.


(But the females never appear)

>>75208579
No, Pacquiao can't win the presidency. Only some poor people and religious conservatives would vote for him, while others would stay away.

>>75194601
Too sensitive. You on your period, my friend?

Or are you too beta to ask the girl out?
Or too gay?

>>75200454
Mami Kawada ftw pare

>>75208689
Nice taste. Too bad she retired.

Whoops, looks like I'm lost and now in /pinoy/.

>>75208405
Bobong and Alan will split the votes just like Mar and Poe last year.

Whoever takes Manny as their VP will instantly lose.

The minority will field Leni but she will never win since her approval rates are going down fast.

This is where Poe comes in, the only sane candidate in the bunch despite being unqualified.

>>75208709
Fuck off terrorist scum

>>75208724
Leni is only becoming unpopular due to her enemies. But yeah, as much as I like her, she isn't presidential material. And I very much doubt Bongbong or Alan would both run, it's either one or the other. Someone would need to unify the Dutdut vote, after all.

Methinks the candidate who will win in 2022 is someone who becomes prominent in 2019.

>when /asean/ turned into pinoylelditcentic
Bye

>>75208762
You'd convert into one soon famalam.

>>75208660
>Only some poor people and religious conservatives would vote for him.

They probably same the same thing with duts and now here we are

>>75208724
I doubt leni would even run

>>75209059
Not exactly. Duterte's base is broad as he's popular with both the rich and the poor. Pacquiao, on the other hand, is unpopular as a politician outside of the poor and uneducated.

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>>75207534
You meant Justin Bieber?

>>75209301
Why does Vajiralongkorn like dogs so much?

>>75209300
That was after FB was shilled the fuck out of him.
Before he was unknown how can you miss this wtf

>>75209345
Thats just how he does things

>>75209381
Duterte was popular long before he announced his running. His movement existed as early as mid or late 2014. Even before he officially ran he had a "good" reputation throughout the country because of Davao.


>>75209396
Does he still go to Germany?

>>75208299
I remember reading Brahmos was still in testing phase back in in 2014

>>75209301
KEK

>>75209408
He's probably in Germany rn even

>>75209428
When's the coronation?

captcha: Select all squares with shoes.

>>75209408
Nope, he really wasn't only about he last month this of 2015
Binay was the popular potential candidate during those times

>>75209408
He became popular because of the death squad connection that was around late 2015 then the flood of muh Davao is safe meme rushed wreck FB and 9gag until now.

>>75209442
Nah, he was popular (at least in the internet) even in early 2015. I don't like him right now but it's a bit delusional to say that he only became popular in late 2015. He had a large base for a while.

>>75209477
That's when the death squad issu started unfolding.
Most will have their initial look of candidates during the filing of applications.
That was the first time I ever knew of binay when he run for vp


No one gives a fuck about "good jobs" politicians do

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/showbiz/article/japan-av-company-set-to-recruit-potential-male-actors-in-malaysia-report-cl
Malaysia, explain this!

>>75197317
2040.

>>75200454
>Host F1 again

>>75200879
This. If even Sinkapore doesn't want it, you know it's a financial sinkhole.

>>75209919
that's hot
>done in secret
smells of yakuza all over

>>75210092
What are the chances of the Singapore GP being scrapped too? Apparently F1 is trying its best to keep it but I read rumors that Singapore's government is fast losing interest (despite all the glamour and celebrities involved).

>>75197317
Meanwhile Laos take out its LDC title by 2020. I heard the poverty level will be reduced to <5% which sounds practically impossible since over 20% of the population still lives in poverty.

Encouraging peasants to forcerly relocate their properties to major cities through land compensation making way for lavish investments =/= poverty reduction.

>>75210136
Maybe I should introduce you to our Lao exchange student. She should be going back to Laos soon.

>>75210170
Will she posts here on /asean/? I hope she will explain the economy that made the country's growth so good.

>>75210211
No, she doesn't really speak English that well, and I don't think she even knows 4chan.

>>75210252
Pls don't make another soul browse here.
Btw gib her pics.

>>75210127
There is a possibility, especially with the current economic climate and shifting trade patterns.

>>75210252
What are her hobbies?
What new things did she made you learn besides having a better gist of Laos?

>>75210301
But they have those celebrities performing during the race weekend. Is that not enough to bring people aboard?

Also, maybe they should try making the race a day race (much like how the F2/GP2 race is during the day). The night race gimmick isn't that fun anymore given Abu Dhabi and Bahrain are partly held at night now.

>>75210330
Not sure, we aren't close.

>>75204397
Bisaya people don't like Cebuanos though, they use old-man Bisaya so they sound like people from the 18th century

>all those martial law in Marawi apologists
>even my online best friend supports it
What has happened to the Philippines?

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>>75210370
Do you know that elephants used to play a cultural importance in Laos?

>>75210779
I think it's for all of mainland Southeast Asia, not just Laos. Elephants are sacred in Thailand and Cambodia, for example. And while the term "white elephant" has a negative connotation in the west, the opposite is true in those countries.

>>75210827
>I think it's for all of mainland Southeast Asia
Except for Vietnam I think, since it is culturally influenced by China the same way Japan and Korea are.

>>75207012
grr

>>75210478
I hate dutdut and marcos as much as the next person, but there are honestly times when Martial Law can be effective.
Also fuck you Fredrik you faggot

>>75211260
Problem is that it's apparently for all of Mindanao instead of just Marawi or Lanao del Sur. That would have been more understandable.

Qts been sitting next to me.
Just need one more.

>>75211359
Be careful they might be terrorist!

>>75211470
But one of them is Chinese.

>>75211602
even worse

>>75211640
There's no stopping me!

>>75211738
vaya con dios

>>75211790
Veus Dault

My niggas I asked a girl out for a lunch date and she responded "i rarely eat out." And then she asked me to look at her broken computer.

I thought I had a chance, man. She was always sneeking peeks at me in class, we smiled at each other a lot. Phew.

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https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3729123-POTUS-RD-Doc.html#document/p1

You guys read the leaked Dut-Trump transcript yet?

Frederik

Hahahahhahahhahaha

>>75212082
he decline the invitation as of now

maybe he was afraid America will arrest him

are pinoys dead yet?

>>75212082
What does that have to do with anything?

>>75212089
>tfw almost everyone misspells my name in documents, papers, and the like
Sucks.

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>terrorist this terrorist that
lamaoing @ ur lyfe filipin

>>75211966
She's staring at the person behind you

>>75211966
Install a keylogger and do the JUST

>>75212162
Laos confirmed as the most peaceful among ASEANs, but terrorism is slowly increasing sadly.

>>75212140
Dunnoh, Is the first time I read how statesmen talk in private so its interesting. As its your guy talking I thought it would be double interesting. At least for me it would be, if id find a Merkeltranscript.

>>75211303
up to the congress now if they want to conti this pass 60 days

>>75212324
The HoR will probably pass it, dunno about the Senate.

>>75212162
except if you're gay in aceh..

Are filipino jihadists really this badass lads?

retarded Arabs are bombing little girls here...

>>75212082
Fake

If this were real, the US left-wing biased media would pick this up immediately to shit on Drumpf

>>75212357
We don't need the senate for that, I think

>>75212410
Filipino Muslims were the only ones who unwaveringly fought against the Spanish and afterwards the American occupiers, whereas the others yielded immediately (they even named their country after a Spanish king).

>"they say that there are in this country, Moors [Moros] like those of Barberia [Barbary], and that their strength in arms is quite equal to that of those people; and that they fight and defend themselves like the Turks" —Relaciones delas Islas Felipinas 1569

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish–Moro_conflict

>While Spain conquered portions of Mindanao, the Sulu Sultanate on Sulu submitted to protectorate status through Spain's extensive use of military sources after centuries of Spanish failure to completely subjugate Moroland, demoralizing attacks by Moro warriors against the Spanish continued up until the American occupation where the Moro war against American occupation begins

Mindanao being purged completely of kebabs soon?

>>75212472
It is kind of unbelievable that Dutdut would be that aware and involve

>>75212564
Former worldpower Spain failed, current worldpower America failed, what makes you think the weakest people in Asia could do it?

>>75212564
Up to Mindanao to win their freedumbz

Who am I kidding, they'll blindly support their Emperor

If he did this in Luzon or in Visayas there would be a coup

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>>75212357

>Under Article VII, Section 18
>The Congress, voting jointly, by a vote of at least a majority of all its Members in regular or special session, may revoke such proclamation or suspension, which revocation shall not be set aside by the President.

>Upon the initiative of the President, the Congress may, in the same manner, extend such proclamation or suspension for a period to be determined by the Congress, if the invasion or rebellion shall persist and public safety requires it.

Since Congress will vote jointly, the Senate's vote will be drowned by the House's.

Hope that this doesn't turn to a 2009 scenario: at least that one ended early.

>>75212162
Missing a country.>>75212173

>>75212564
isn't Duterte a muslim lover?

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Anyone wondering if Manila Mayor Estrada will call this out like he did in 2009?

>>75212711
Probably not, at least for now. Erap is (at least for now) allied with him.

>>75212602

Ironic that if Mindanao separated from the country, then they might not make it.

They might have relied much on govt money (read: taxes from mostly Luzon, Visayas) to just get by.

>>75212381
Philippines still have communist insurgency in 2017. Let that sink in.

>>75212711
>you remember Ampatuan's pale face while being escorted by NICA

Even political warlords are just toddlers to da big guys.

>>75212173
there's no one behind me la ;-;

>>75212225
i don't wanna be Techzoned. I wear glasses why the fuck does that mean I'm good with computers?

>>75212776
Indonesia is caning homosexuals in 2017. Let that sink in.

I don't get it: Ahok already lost the election. Why is he still governor, albeit behind bars?

>>75212820
Blasphemy is illegal in Indonesia in 2017. Let that sink in.
Also, all countries in ASEAN bar the Philippines and Cambodia still have capital punishment (and if Duts has his way, soon only Cambodia). Let that sink in.

>>75194296
>Zamboanga had martial law.

That time doesn't seem to count since there was no declaration: just escalating regular military tactics

>>75212820
What year did the western countries start accepting gays? Past 15 years? And we all somehow obliged to follow this even though the law punishing homosexual here in Malaysia was actually drafted by the British?

>>75212820
Based

>>75212914
>Past 15 years?
Less then 10. in 2008 Obama was anti-gay marriage.

in the 90's gays got lynched in the US and much of Europe.

Even now, E.Europe is very anti gay

>>75212914
there's a difference between "accepting gays" and "not caning gays"

you can not accept them but not cane them either. there's a middle ground, look at poland or whatever

>>75212820
That's good.
>>75212886
>blasphemy
It just politics tb h. Some vocal minority don't like Ahok because he can't be compromised unlike other governors.

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>>75212776
>>75212820
>>75212886

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About to tell a girl a like her desu lads

>>75213088
do it then post results m8

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>>75213112
just gotta wait for her reply to my last message

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>do stupid things to make ISIS notice you

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religion of peace goys

>>75213151
she ain't gonna reply man; just ditch the phone, pack up, and start a new life somewhere

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>>75213238
Are you going to join the Deus Vult?

>>75212802
Don't fall for her, she just make use of your plebness. She deserves pain.

>>75212997
Canning is only done in acehnistan. In other province it is punished as adultery.
Btw, we just have a great raid.
http://fourtwonine.com/2017/05/22/141-gay-indonesian-men-arrested-wild-one-party/

>>75213291
It's ok she is not like the others she always replies just not straight away, which I like because if she reply straight away then i have to too, and that scares me

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>>75213347
Surely.

>>75213358
>acehnistan
Why is Aceh so conservative?

>>75213397
>conservative
More like citiy of extremists

>>75213451
Why though? How are they different?

>>75213484
because we wuz arab n sheet

they got plenty of mixed (arab x malay) qts tho

>>75213397
As compromise between government and the GAM (aceh liberation group), aceh enforce sharia law in around 2005 or something.

>>75213516
I know this. I asked what makes the population so extremist

>>75213513
can it really be just their Arab genes

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>>75205697
what mmo did you meet your gf in?

>>75213569
>can it really be just their Arab genes
dunno

>>75213571
>meeting a gf in an mmo?
How? I played mmos for my entire high school and some years after and didn't make a single friend let alone female

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Check this ISIS

>>75213638
Add someone when you're doing an activity with them, i dont know

>>75213569
A provocative crook meet a lot of stupid people, that's how all extremist started.

>>75213388
RIP

New thread

>>75213775

>>75213571
Toram online

>>75213569
>I asked what makes the population so extremist
It's based on their culture and history as the first Islamic kingdom in nusantara and how they are touted as the "Gateway of Mecca." So they thought that they are the most rightful people in this shithole and they are better because they are obeying the Sharia and shit.

Not even anti duts or pro, I'm just neutral until now. Marawi feels like a false flag, something's up. Are there any autistic /x/ fags on /asean/? Its your time to shine

>>75192917
damn,flipbong and bakahime need to get haircuts

>>75186405
Yo can someone give me a quick rundown sa Marawi. I live in Mindanao so I'm in it real bad. What did the hajis do now?

>>75212162
sweden shouldn't be that peaceful and other europa too