What is England, to you?

Bombs and lack of dentists.

>>75185247
It's the bomb

Boiled meat
Fat old people
Gardening
Castles
Overcast
Queen fetish
Day drinking
James Bond
Fish
Boring sports
Great television
Sexy accents
Very un-sexy accents
A government somehow more corrupt & inefficient than mine
Winston Churchill
Don't fuck with SAS
Capital of the financial industry

Doctor who cancerous fandom

>>75185247
a country in europe

>>75185247
The home of witty banter.

>>75185247
>What is England, to you?

Chavs and hooligans. Massively inflated sense of national importance in history, comparable to the burgers' ditto.
Rampant capitalism, large social divides and problems.

2/10 Would not live there.

Wish I could live there since you guys have a big boxing match every weekend desu. Also I've heard you're women are skanky and like brown people so as an American spic that's great too.

>>75185254
>Rampant capitalism
OMG THE HORROR!

>>75185255
brown people means muslim

home.
but also >>75185254

A nanny state shithole with a moronic populace which thinks it's superior to other Western European countries, even though it's worse by almost every metric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM

>>75185247
Shitty food

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>>75185254
>Massively inflated sense of national importance in history

If anything we're too modest about it you dumb commie.

>>75185254
>>75185259
t. EU cucks

>>75185255
>American spic
Not brown enough
Average jungle coon = guaranteed pussy in the UK

>>75185263
Nah, I'm English but even I accept that this country is an absolute toilet.

>>75185264
I have sickle cell traits though, that should count for something right?

>>75185248
Based firstposter

>>75185254
>Massively inflated sense of national importance in history, comparable to the burgers' ditto
t. Hans

>>75185265
I'm sure your self loathing is going to help fix it.

>>75185254
Britain is up there with the romans in terms of what we have contributed
Countless fucking scientists and academic breakthroughs have come from britain, as well as the language you are speaking right now and the most significant literary works which use it.

Chicks named "smelly"

>>75185271
>Chicks named "smelly"
Story?

>>75185247
Greatest country in the world, of course.

All non-Anglos, leave NOW

>>75185262

Living in the past while in the present you have a burger dick in the ass and a Saudi dick in your mouth.
Let's face it, today you are a whore country. No wonder the Scots keep wanting a divorce.

>>75185273
いいえ >:(

Evil, personified.

>>75185254
>chavs and hooligans
>doesn't mention sharia patrols and bombs

>>75185275
はい

>>75185247
Pork pies and guinness.

>>75185274
The statement he responded to was abut history. Secondly, Britain is still one of the biggest economies in the world despite its tiny size and has a higher quality of life than the two other places you just listed. Get over your irrational hate for other mounds of clay in the ocean.

>>75185274
>No wonder the Scots keep wanting a divorce.

Ironic you call England whores when Jocks are whoring themselves out to the EU like there's no tomorrow, desperately trying to find a new host teet to latch onto for their precious bennies.

No pictures of Smugfu?

/tv/ i am disappoint

>>75185278
酷いです ;-;

>>75185256
Capitalism is a cancerous tumor on any society. It is a worse offender than religion when it comes to brainwashing and exploitation. I hope you and your friends are dragged out of your rich homes and put to the rope when the day comes.

>t. communist

>>75185280
The UK doesn't have a higher quality of life than America in any conceivable way

>>75185283
馬鹿

>>75185285
Quality of life is an actual measure you can look up, and we do by a long way. Also a higher average IQ. Stay upset.

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>>75185284

>>75185285
>The UK doesn't have a higher quality of life than America in any conceivable way
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Says the nation which denies people healthcare at any opportunity, barely has a minimum wage, always forces the consumer to foot the bill over the company itself and SUES ITS OWN CITIZENS for university debt. Fuck off; the US is a dystopia at best

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>>75185284
>Is a self-loathing white male
>Doesn't realise he's in the exact same kulak category as "nasty rich people"

You're in for a big surprise when you realise you're next in line for the gulag my friend.

>>75185287
https://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings_by_country.jsp
>United States 179.73
>United Kingdom 172.87

>>75185275
>>75185278
>>75185283
>>75185286
英語でおk

>>75185291
>(((((((.com))))))

Really gets the old noggin working.

>>75185247
Muslims and Sharia Law.

>>75185291
>numbeo
enjoy your mcdonalds induced diabetes you go into debt paying for the treatment of lol

>>75185251
This tbqh

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>>75185291
>the two countries that led in the biggest numbers of refugees are 1 and 2

Jeez and I thought Germany was only kebab, rape and kebab rape.

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>>75185293
>less safety than Portugal
ahahahahahaha

>Everything's expensive as fuck, especially housing even though they're ugly, terraced redbricks
>Muslim, Gypsy, or Eastern European underclass in every town
>Overcast grey sky, shitty beaches, no cool animals or awe inspiring natural beauty
>Young White men hated https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/19/young-white-men-uk-most-hated-social-group-public-attitudes
>Having fun consists of getting black out drunk and then "starting" on people
>Nanny state with surveillance everywhere and draconian free speech laws which you can even get jail time for
>Totalitarian government with extremely restrictive civil liberties
Honestly, they should just tarmac this death island and turn it in to a military base for the US.

>>75185298
Well that's just not true.

>>75185250
which accents are sexy. which are unsexy. i must know

>>75185254
>Massively inflated sense of national importance in history
most of us dont care about this until an american inevitably says "saved yer ass in wwii"

>>75185285
except average life expectancy, literacy, healthcare, education, access to clean water, access to non-gross food, etc.

your houses are very big, though

A big fucking island that is really hard to capture because naval invasions never work.

>>75185299
>saying gods country has no natural beauty
>being an american from a land that is 56% white
lmao

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>>75185300
>US: 51.24
>Portugal: 64.61
64 is more than 51. Maybe you don't know that cause your parents didn't have a gazillion dollar for a proper school in your red state.

>>75185302
>England is an Island
American education?

>>75185302
>because naval invasions never work

Read a book.

>>83099261
>>83099271
It was the first result on google. Let's check out the second result, the OECD index, and see which countries scored highest among the categories.

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/11/these-oecd-countries-have-the-best-quality-of-life
1. Norway
2. Australia
3. Denmark
4. Switzerland
5. Canada
6. Sweden
7. New Zealand
8. Finland
9. United States
10. Iceland
11. Netherlands

UK - didn't make the list


So what exactly is this "actual measure you can look up" which shows the UK ahead?

>>75185302
>naval invasions never work
what in the fuck were you thinking with this post
we ourselves have been conquered by overseas forces before

>>75185368
for
>>75185295
>>75185293

>>75185247
Seat of the greatest empire ever. Ground zero for the industrial revolution, modern civilisation, and good governance. Homeland and/or role model for a significant portion of the best and wealthiest countries currently on earth.

>>75185368
This was about England, not the current nation of the United Kingdom, and 40% of that list is comprised of former British colonies and populated predominantly by Anglo stock.

>>75185670
??
The post chain was about the UK.

>>75185247
My ancestors ;^)

>>75188086
my older brother :)

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>>75185247
This picture.

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>>75189350

Uh... Why are there no flags in the first posts?

>>75189487
There are flags, they are just questionable

>>75185247
This knife of Sheffield Steel

>>75189487
Official explanation: Thread was moved from other board. Unofficial: aylmaos.

>>75185247
one of america's dogs

why are all the shit threads always moved here

let me guess, it was from /pol/