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sue

shambolic thread
*closes tab*

>>75176901
Why? What is it?

reminder assad wouldnt have let this happen

forgot to put oil on my pizzas but they're already in the oven

>>75176954
every word bucks speaks is a lie

>>75176968
alri tim

>>75176954
funny quotable pic
but i couldnt remember what the words were exactly

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>forgot to put oil on my pizzas but they're already in the oven

>>75176929
Fake

Why the fuck is reviewbrah and syndicate there

LA VICTOIRE EN CHANTANT
NOUS OUVRE LA BARRIERE
LA LIBERTÉ GUIDE NOS PAS

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for lunch today. tuna mix, Jacketpotato, nachos, sweetcorn, bread roll and mango chutney

People still missing must be dead

honestly lads if there were no muslims there'd be no muslim terrorists
it's a hamfisted solution but a solution nonetheless

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heh, people are so dumb and shallow

that's why women don't donate to nice philosophers like me, honestly just fuck all the chads that bullied me in highschool and those fucking rosties sjws who wouldn't date me

Police are still determining khalid masood Al Muhammads motive for the attack

>>75176978
ur fit

>>75176987
still got retweeted thousand times and dutch state news even used that pic(not even memeing)

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>>75176989

>>75177019
*smiles, then stops smiling*

>>75177032
lindybeige is getting on a bit

Gutted about Arianna cancelling the rest of the tour

but you do put oil on pizza
especially if you don't put 1-2 tablespoons in the dough
you put a few drops in the centre and then concentrically spread it with the tomato sauce
thats a basic pizza

>>75176898
James Corden's response to the attacks was just the worst. The faggot even slipped in a Harry Potter reference

Is there actually anything practical that can be done to stop things like this?

It seems like the Islamists have got us in checkmate here. The security services can foil 99 out of 100 attacks but the one that gets through is always going to be devastating.

Maybe we just have to learn to live with this sort of thing from now on.

Just an Americn douche bag learning about the Grime scene.... I like Rinse! For real,.. If anyone could let me know why Giggs and Lowkey should be respected at all, please let me know. Cause I don't see it at all! Wiley, Rinse,and Ghetts... these are the only catz I hear that's spittin' worth something... REAL WRAP!!!

making a terrorism bingo board
need some square ideas
so far I've got
>solidarity
>#notallmuslims
>pray for ___

>>75177024
Same with any le epic 4chang troles that get featured on news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDI1-jpQQSs

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Why didn't I see news about this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4531394/Victim-led-death-teenage-drug-dealers.html

>>75177002

Really sad how many teen girls are dead

Think of the countless willies their fannies would have pleasured in their lifetime

>>75177066
isolated incident

>>75177052
James Corden is a fuckin melt

>>75177058
>Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always.

>>75177058
have his entire extended family blown up in a field and write "muhammad shags pigs" in contrails over mosul

choon
https://youtu.be/HJEoNtN7j04

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fucking liberals sjw degenerates deserve it to be honest, praise KEK shadiley

>>75177058

Police with xray vision who can shoot to kill faster than a paki can press a button

>>75177002
>terrorists assume british police will think this and call off the search
>probably fine to kidnap a few sex slaves in the confusion
>not realising the sophistication of british police forensic and tracking abilities
>brits find out that not only did muslims kill a bunch of children, but they then exploited the chaos to kidnap little girls to use as sex slaves
Would that be enough? Or would lefties still make excuses?

>>75177066
lone wolf

>>75177058
ban the practice and teaching of islam in the UK punishable by life in jail

>>75177105
Best answer so far and seems like something the Russians would try

>>75177058
stop pakis from having kids

>>75177066
so-called explosion

>>75177073
>hmm in which third world shithole did this-
>gloucester
Ah yes.

>>75177073
what the actual fuck, why wasn't this top of the news yesterday?

>>75177058
Well mate just got done playing sleeping dogs and I'm thinking right... Hold on... Hear me out... Goggles when worn reveal every intimate detail about a persons life

Reckon we'll see the election be affected?

>>75177115
literally does not matter what they do
lefty twats will insist theyre not real muslims no matter what

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>>75177058
The Pershing Solution.

>>75177159
Turbororke

>>75177105
>write "muhammad shags pigs" in contrails over mosul

would howl if someone did that

>>75177058
a green clarinet that makes people tell embarrassing secrets about themselves

>It's an anon pretends to be a famous director and interviews himself episode

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>>75177013
>all white room
>stares into camera for 30 seconds
>opens mouth
>"I just..."
>breathes out of his nose noisily
>"Well, here we are again."
>looks to the side longingly
>"I just don't get it... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO MAKE THIS VIDEO"
>"God its just... its-its frustrating you know?"
>"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN"
>sighs
>"We just..."
>stares intently into the camera
>"Need to..."
>stares into you soul
>"Donate to freedomain radio so we can continue to get the message out"

>>75177115
>Or would lefties still make excuses?
What do you think?

>carnage and death in Britain's second biggest city
>can't stop thinking about the oneitis
what a pathetic worm I am

i directed alien 1

>>75177058
literally just spy on every single muslim
those who have nothing to hide have nothing to fear
i'm sure the peaceful muslims who are so vital to our community won't have a problem bearing the weight of surveillance to keep us all safe :)

fucking starving lads rrrrreeeeeeee

we can't just kill all muslims we would just be as bad as them then

what we have to do is kill their culture and society and their religion

ban mosques, ban the publishing and selling of the koran, ban traditional muslim dress in public areas, ban the print of the arabic language in the UK

flush the cunts out

Me and my mum were talking about the b*mbing and she was like talking of Muslims do you want curry tonight and sniggers

Wtf Rachael, this is not acceptable.

>>75177237
could you direct yourself to the top right of your window and click the x

>>75177227
Of course they would, but I think there will be noticeably less and less of them until there's just one guy calling everyone around them "/pol/" as they gear up to raid mosques and free some sex slaves and confiscate some bombs.

>>75177256
who gives a shite about being morally right
wish we forced every one of the cunts on ferries at gunpoint and then dropped them off in North Africa

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>>75177215

50 CENTS

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>>75177277

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Made me think x

no idea why you are so upset?
its just part and parcel of a modern city..

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>interview with woman at agency
>takes over an hour to get to Banbury, traffic is a nightmare
>get lost
>ring them up saying can you pass on to the woman that I'm late and lost
>'oh she's ill today lol'
>takes me 50 minutes to get home

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hmmm i wonder why we're seeing more muslim terrorism in recent years

>>75177058
Eventually even the left will he sick of it. then it might end. But as long as pussies keep putting their little candles down and keep whinging while doing fuck all it's going to keep happening.

If you want to start genociding muslims in a civil war consider me a foreign voluntary force tbqh mates

>>75177357
women are subhuman

>>75177359
Love sikhs
Hate muslims

>>75177256
yeah desu this is much more feasible and less morally reprehensible than killing their family, plus as trudeau says "if you kill them they win" (as in killing them makes them want to bomb us even harder because they fetishise death)

>>75177298
>drop them off in north africa
>they sign up with the local isis front
much rather we drop them off in south america or siberia where they get shot or eaten and abu can start a jihad against spaniards and bears rather than westerners

>>75177338
Good God...

>>75177256
Ah yes this will stop the radicalisation of Muslims...

>>75177256
This desu

Make them integrate or leave

>ban halal
>they starve to death
>everyone wins

>>75177256
Killing all muslims would be morally just and good. Objectively.

>>75177338
>18 people have this same train of thought

perpetrator looked white

hate the right

love the left

>>75177338
Link to whoever posted this please mate

>>75177364

>t. mestizo

>>75177377
Are you the aussie that thinks women are objects to be owned by men?

>>75177398
muslims are white

it's not racist to hate them

>>75177256
This would just send them underground which would probably result in more extremism.

>>75177357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpwWPnoPk2k

>>75177143
because they're not white

>>75177384
>we have to stop the terrorist attacks by doing nothing to stop the terrorist attacks

>>75177390
the only thing that will truly kill islam is the resurgence of Christianity

Need to stop drinking lads

genuinely ruining my life here

Business idea: import more sikhs

>>75177338
Can't wait for daddy corbyn to come in to power and eradicate Islamic terrorism from every corner of this earth

>>75177398
yeah we understand compared to what you see daily he looked white

got called a pathological liar in sainsbury's today

>>75177427
>banning mosques will stop terrorist attacks

>>75177431
lmao, not going to happen

>>75177058
nothing will stop it completely, and more authoritarian government will probably drive more rebellion.
social influence can have a big effect though; inserting rich (or funded) christian or secular enclaves into majority muslim areas, making muslims hear real worrying criticism of their faith in the inescapable way catholics and christians have done for the past few decades. It can make kids reject their parents faith, which is a fair long-term goal for stopping islamic terrorism.

'pill me on Macron

bloody hell! do these poofs not know their bendin is against sharia law? to the centre of London wit em to be caned!

cheers to the lad who posted this the other day

had it on repeat since

https://youtu.be/MmeNlwBahjo

>>75177446
mosques are centres for radicalisation

>>75177423
make breaking all those laws punishable by passport revocation and deportation and tell mi5 to pull their socks up and root bastard rasheed out from 'underground'

*boards your multicultural ship*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJFFNg-yqRQ

>>75177466
so's the internet

>>75177431
Francie needs to realise that only hard right wing traditional Catholicism can save the world and give up on his watered down shite.

>>75177398
He was a dark skinned Christian Muslim

>>75177458
hates nationalism
loves gilfs and globalism
simple as

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wew

OPERATION HARAM

>EXTREME VETTING OF REFUGEES AND MIGRANTS FROM PRIMARILY MUSLIM NATION
>END THE CONSTRUCTION OF NEW MOSQUES
>TAKE ISLAM UNDER STATE CONTROL, APPOINT STATE-VETTED IMAMS
>BEGIN SHIFTING ISLAM INTO ANGLICAN ISLAM
>MASS SURVEILLANCE OF MUSLIMS

>>75177458
Banker, globalist shill, wouldn't have the French national anthem played when he was elected (because fuck nationalism). Played Ode to Joy instead (the anthem of the EU).

>>75177427
Ah yes the only two options - ban mosques or shariah law for all.

>>75177500
christians have been kicking muslims out of europe for centuries

catholics are muslim apologists

>>75177476
Eh, I just don't think it would decrease terrorist attacks which is the goal. As I said earlier, it would probably also make it difficult for the state to find and monitor the extremist ones.

she'd be singing a different tune if it was her own daughter

eating vietnamese food
can't say i dont like it

>>75177480
Grimsby mentioned

global warming will force the asian and african populations to europe in large masses

we need to ridicule Islam as much as possible

publish degrading pictures of muhammed on the front of all national newspapers

business idea:
adopt full shariah law uk-wide but it only applies to muslims and only the EDL can enforce it
like to see them blow a concert up when their hands have been chopped up for stealing a milkybar from the corner shop

>>75177256
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

This is it.
If this doesn't awaken the people to the curse of Islam nothing will.
They haven't just attacked Britain today. They have attacked the very heart and soul of this nation.

They could have attacked a church. Other countries have churches, people could have ignored it
They could have attached government officials. Nobody likes them anyway, people could have ignored it.
They could have attacked a plane. This is expected. People could have ignored it.

But they didn't. What the Muslims have done today is attack the very institution that has made Britain what it is today. The slags.

No other country has slags like ours. No other country has slags who, after walking 2 miles in the snow wearing just fishnet stockings an a loose fitting shirt, will still find the energy, before having eaten her nightly kebab, to suck the dick of a skinny beta in a pub toilet. No other country has this.

And let us talk about kebabs. Kebabs are the fuel of our slags. Kebabs with no salad and garlic sauce have given countless slags the energy to get a man home and have 10-12 minutes of medicore sex with a random man despite the fact the slag does no exercise in her daily life studying Hospitality Management BTEC at the local college. And who sells these kebabs? Muslims. I hope that every piece of Muslim slime selling kebabs in the city of Manchester and the UK as a whole has to look a slag in the eyes this weekend. I hope he has to see the fear in her eyes and apologise for the actions of his 'brothers'. I hope that every time he squirts the chili sauce over the disgusting greasy lamb shavings, he feels a twinge of disgust with himself.

If the slags cannot go out and safely have sex with random men anymore.... then I don't know what to think.

>>75177466
You're thinking of the internet mate

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getting VERY annoyed at virtue-signalling leftists

"end the hate" yeah, tell that to them

>>75177556
you spelled globalist jews wrong

>>75177529
Catholics are the only true Christians and the only ones to have removed kebab.

>post vote came through
>don't want to vote for Bercow
>there's no Tory one
>some 20 year old running for some reason
>UKIP
>green party

Well that's shit, I'm voting UKIP then. Genuinely surprised there's no Tory MP.

Bercow will win again though, people wank over him here even though he's turned into a mong.

>>75177512
>bbw
>myspace angle rack pic

you know it's dire desu

>>75177583
>stop hating people who blow up your children
Not really gonna happen, is it?

>>75177521
bit weird

>>75177583
rrRRrrrrRRrRRrrrRrrgGhghrhggGghHhhhHHHhhggHghAAAAAAAAaAAAaaaaaaaaAaaa

has there been another attack since the manchester one last night?

>>75177602
Forgot to screenshot the other pics, she's hot mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I8A4dsG_KA

>>75177597
why would the tories have 2 candidates?

lads my sweetpea didn't come in last night. starting to worry

>>75177628
then post them lad, what are you waiting for?

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>>75177597
Good lad

>>75177634
drafted such a rude reply to this youd probably cry and everyone would have a go at me for being mean
im really sorry

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>>75177583

>>75177597
what? you don't vote for an MP in the speaker's seat mate

what are you smoking

*makes a Sargon of Akkad style video attacking you*

business idea: make a post not related to the attack

>>75177661
post it

Reminder terrorist attacks are a hoax perpetrated by Big Tourism for memorial shekels.

how is condemning islam racist?

>>75177597
hes speaker of the house so none of the big parties run against him
https://youtu.be/EqGoJN-zNXk

Wish I was a celeb so could I could cry on air and get some attention x

>>75176989
wtf dude

>>75177666
they do vote lad, it's just tradition that the big parties don't contest it

>>75177626
yeah mate destroyed your mams fanny this morning

>>75177653
I swiped right, she's gone. If we match I'll post the other pics.

>>75177597

bercow's seat isn't up for grabs, you dumb shit

>>75177688
really like this Foreman bloke even if he is a Green voter

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>>75176989
what the FUCK

Why no election in Buckingham?

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>>75177662

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>>75177684
asdnjkas do u jhwghduy kasjd awueabh

>>75177626
salkjdh ajsb ghdn cpbno yghgh jsjdgslb ahljkshjbaweue aiuwebh ep ughwuypen bjdjahjgha

>>75177639
sjdh uwyeqpkh qpuhush sjhd wujye

>>75177715
>right

>>75177662
>do nothing
what do you suggest? why are you not working for MI5 if youre so smart

never watched sargon of akkad
is he a quirky right-wing akkadian historian or a pseudo-intellectual alt-mong talking head?

>>75177680
cant its gone now but i wished death upon you

>>75176989
uma delicia

>>75177750
yes election in buckingham, there's just a tradition of the big 3 where they don't field a candidate against the speaker

>>75177639
Bercow is independent because he's the speaker
>>75177688
I didn't know that, that's really stupid.

So Bercow just has a 1000 year reich with no competition?

>>75177757
I really really like this gimmick

>>75177715
rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

did she look bbw

>>75177693
rent a Facebook account and spill your soul there

>>75177750
gentleman's agreement that the speaker's seat goes largely uncontested

smaller parties can still play but they haven't a hope in hell of doing anything significant

>>75177757
dreadful gimmick

>>75177761
fuck off paki cunt

>>75177761
deport em mate

why don't you call Muslims "Moslems" anymore?

I know people stopped because Moslem was offensive, as it implies they worship Muhammad and not God and it means something naughty in Arabic

Would be nice to see the political shit-flinging stop for at least one day.

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>>75177777
>So Bercow just has a 1000 year reich with no competition?

>the speaker is never changed

DURRRRRR

>>75177777
WHAT A WASTE, SAD

>>75177781
good post
>>75177792
bad post

>>75177684
That question is inherently racist because it doesn't condemn systemically racist islamophobia while implying that systemic islamophobia is not racist bigotry while white privilege xenophobic Trump women and children of colour refugees welcome intersectional refugees welcome smash the fash smash the white heteronormative male patriarchy reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>75177777
>So Bercow just has a 1000 year reich with no competition?
Quints confirm

>>75177827
horrendous post

>>75177787
buckinghamshite campaign for democracy got half the votes of bercow (in a very very very tory area)

can't believe Death Grips made a gabber, grime track next?

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wouldn't mind living in a house like this

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Could you date someone with one of your family member's names?

Me? No, I find the very idea repulsing.

business idea: tory, labour and libdem voters all vote for Scott Raven in buckingham and oust bercow to commence the chaotic facade of my rise to power

>>75177755
ALL the muslims? Even the terrorists and their sympathisers?

Seriously, she's doubled down from Not All Muslims, to Not Even A Single Muslim.

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going to watch a yank historical documentary tonight, about one of their most sacred moments in history

>>75177803
Youre thinking of Mohammedean.

Muslim is just a better transliteration of Moslem

>>75177868
Immediate family? No
Otherwise yes

>>75177863
wow... half...

>>75177868
no i've thought of this very thoroughly and decided i would not

>>75177866
>Street light outside your house
>Fence too low
>House on the corner of two roads
Pass

>>75177866
why do they have to be so close to each other? if so it would be easier to build just one huge house and divide it into sectors

>>75177868
Has a chance to fuck a French girl (with some effort) but she had the same name as my mum

Dropped.

>>75177912
surprising the amount of people that will vote for a single issue party
see: ukip

>>Raw.2016.SUBBED.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT


Time for cannibalism kino

>rip appears in headphone cup after 2 years
no no no NO no DONT LIKE IT

>>75177868
nah would be so fucking weird

>>75177900
a Moslem in Arabic means"one who is evil and unjust" when pronounced as 'Mozlem' in English

would be good banter to return to it

>>75177894
Watched it on the ole flying tin can, was alright

>>75177767
why are UKIP standing then? do they have no respect

>>75177755
ah yes, the (((conservative))) party

excited to move to new zealand to work on urban planning in auckland

>blacks
good lads
>indians
good lads
>orientals
good lads
>latins
good lads
>pakis
FUCK off

>>75177984
font

>headphone jack feeling loose in the headphone hole after 2 years
dont like it STOP NOW

Arndale Centre has been evacuated. People running, loud bang heard apparently.

>>75177976
nah they just don't like bercow because he grew out of his anti-immigrant phase

fucking hell Saskilla is such a wetter

North West Emergency Services only had a similar scenario tested a month ago and were fully prepared for the situation

Fucking legends

>>75177984
proofs??

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cornhole tbhlasd

want to do a wank but the roomm8s gf is sitting behind me

>>75178018
That was ages ago. They pulled a guy out and the place is open again and running smoothly now.

>>75178010
just like my dick in ur mums fanny innit haha

Been in the speaker's house in Parliament Tbh

nice gaff

>>75178010
is this a euphemism?

>>75177777
fucking wasted, kill yourself

NEED the gf to give me a proper rough facesitting session but she's just not remotely interested in being dominant like that

sigh

it's been so long since i've been on a date or even spoken to a women in a causal setting that i've completely forgotten how to talk to them

>>75178022
Bit racist to heal people who were targeted for death by muslims though. Are they trying to radicalise more muslims?

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Embarrassing

>>75178034
shes reading your posts

>>75178039
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75178056
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75178066
get her drunk

>>75178024
none i'm afraid
will be working on the southern plan focusing on rec areas and transport connectivity

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couldn't sleep last night

very tired today

how the fuck can Yanks and Australians complain about heat when all their houses are fitted with air con

fuck off

>>75178034
how else are you going to know if she likes you

>>75178020
he's a wasteman

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the 'netto

>>75177999
hello shlomo

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>>75178078
>TWO
>FUCKING
>SCIMITARS

>>75178098
haha love that film

>>75178082
how did you get it? what websites etc and why didn't you need to go to NZ for interview

>>75178087
you have to reno old queenslanders to effectively use aircon and brisbane is littered with them.

we dont have air con because of that.

>>75178098
Nice one lad, I got 12 of those yesterday.

>>75178081
good idea actually

NEED to be suffocated under that arse pronto mate

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>75177984
>he doesn't know the urban hell hole chaos that awaits him in Auckland
Go to Wellington mate

>>75178080
>NO
don't believe you, headphone jacks DON'T get loose

steady on with the rampant rabbit love

>>75178120
>you have to reno old queenslanders
what

>>75178078
clearly not equal cos the blue side gets a bit more stuff than the red side

>>75178127
yeah iktf but no gf

all my mates who wanted to do that shit would get their gfs drunk and they'd be keen as on it

>>75178122
Alri tubs
*pats your belly*
Wayhaayyyy

>>75178115
through the nz planning institute + rtpi and i had a skype interview at like 11pm haha

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Hmm

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/866991525888233472

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>>75178161

>>75178158
Give over

>>75178148
>blue

Racist

>>75178120
Mate too much slang for the average brit

>>75178147
You have to renovate old Queensland specific properties called Queenslanders, which are houses on stilts n shit

>>75178087
how the fuck can brits complain about cold when all their houses are fitted with central heating
houses are made of fucking styrofoam here, weve had to buy fan heaters like fucking neanderthals just to retain feeling in our hands all day
would fill my wellies with catshit and consume them whole to get a radiator or 2 in here

>>75178146
dunno what a jack is desu haha i mean theres wiggle room in the pluggy connection bit where there used to be none

>>75178161
are lad tommy said his name is Salman Abedi

>>75178161
RACISTS BTFO
EDL ON SUICIDE WATCH

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done my viva

primary assessor said it was the best written dissertation they've seen so far

>>75178141
cos im not there yet lad

>>75178167

WHITE BRITISH MALE

Hate Magnums, hate choc ices, love cornettos. Simple as

Lads what happened with that second attack?

>>75178161
>Salman Abedi

interesting. Lots of fellow brits I know called Salman. As common as dick or harry

>>75178167
bit racist

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>feel attracted to anime traps but not lads in real life
What would this be called?

>>75178161
"Salman Abedi" - Yep, definitely the white racist we all knew it'd be.

hate cornettos, love drumsticks. simple as

>>75177868
>Implying I wouldn't date some of my family members

>>75178200
ganbatte cornwall

>>75178190
>aussies can only have air con in queensland

don't believe this one bit

>>75178074
poe's law

white women with cute tiny feet

8 year old Saffie Roussos second victim named

Fucking 8 years old

Disgusting

>>75178232
Bender noncery

Bit redundant honestly

Salman Abedi, clearly just a tan white male

>>75178200
KNEW u could do it xxx
post all the anime u like tonight uve earned it

it could have been me last night if I lived in manchester and went to the Grande concert

>>75178276
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75178253
Not what he said. He said you have to renovate the houses, of which there are lots of in brisbane, in order to efficiently have air con

>>75178274
standing on my balls

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going to put in a cheeky application.

wish me luck.

see you on the other side brutha

>>75178278
Not a nonce fuck off before I heem you

>>75178167
>the darkie complaining about reporting the attackers name
>>75178232
paedophilia

"I'm about to put Manny on the map" said Rasheed as he slung on his bomb-filled rucksack and walked towards the Ariana Grande concert.

>>75178276
pics?

>>75178276
fucks an 8 yo doing at a concert. probably dressed like a tart as well. no sympathy

>>75178302
Bender nonce

>>75178276
this is like Maddy x 23

>>75178276
bit harsh, she can't help her own age mate

>>75178300
Mate honestly auckland is fucking awful

>>75178276
Why bother reading into ages and pictures? Just makes you feel worse tbqh

>Deano mate sent me a snap saying "feel so sorry for Manchester haha English cunts"

Honestly don't think that kind of edgy shite is funny. Just ignored it, he doesn't even understand the barbaric political motivations behind it. As long as they're English, fucking eejyt. I'm sorry that English people have to suffer through this bollocks, hopefully people wake up soon.

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>>75178283
thx xx
got presentation on thursday tho :x

>>75178316
Give me your location ya bastard I could heem you you fucking paki runt

>>75177868
most of my family is here in Krautland so there's no chance of finding such names

but my mum is named Cindy and no, absolutely could not

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>>75178147
old queenslander is an architecture style in queensland which is basically houses raised off of the ground. The interior layout has the back door visible from the front door, and often in an almost perfect straight line to allow for air flow. Bedrooms come off on the sides of the main foyer/lounge passage that is the front door to back door.

Because they were designed with breeze circulation in mind, they're very open houses and absolute nightmares to be air conditioned because singular units cannot effectively cool a room as air will escape, and ducted systems are obviously expensive and hard to regulate temperatures because the cooling will cool areas of the house not wanting/needng cooling.

pic related is an old queenslander. you can air condition them without renovation but it's incredibly ineffective and the house is designed to be open and breezy so gets stuffy as fuck if it's all closed up.

>>75178332
i'd say the same if it happened in ireland tbf

>>75178300
haha see you there lad
good luck hit me up if you get it, i'll be the lad posting on /brit/

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>>75178307

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>Bitcoins have surged in value in the last month with its value growing by more than 65%

>>75178200
What subject?

>>75178348
>Cindy
doxxable intel

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guy at my work isn't in today becuase his daughter was injured during the attack

it's all getting a bit too real

>>75178332
the so called Taigyya

>>75178295
>air con is only relevant to brisbane

shan't be believing this

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>>75178200
Nice work lad x

>>75178300
auckland is the london of this ""country"" lad what are you doing
houses cost 1 trillion a foot and theres not a white face for leagues

>>75178161
quintessentially british

>>75178332
West Brit

>>75178232
Anime traps are just women with cocks

>>75178366
physics (astro)

>>75178375
What are you on about?

>>75178365
I hope it's just a bubble, get jealous of all these investors making so much money lol

>>75178332
i feel like most deanos here wouldn't know the difference between ireland and england if you dropped them into a random town

>>75178161
how could they get this information so quick? There can't be anything left of him

>>75178371
pls dox me

>>75178351
doesn't explain why other parts of australia don't have air con

>>75178405
Probably considerably less scum in england

>>75178405
Seánín CUNT

>>75178400
Nice mate, what was your dissertation on?

>>75178379
it's lovely and you are arsehurt

>>75178379
This.

>>75178161
bet he knows the queen

what a true british lad

how can you arrest a suicide bomber?

>>75178430
>>75178430
>>75178430
>>75178430
>>75178430
>>75178430

>>75178410
they possibly knew about him beforehand

>>75178372

serves him right for letting his daughter outside

inshallah

>>75178410
they found his passport next to him(miraculously it was intact)

real answer: he probably had been in the spotlight like all the other before him so they just went off a list

>>75178332
don't really get irish people who laugh at terror attacks in england because of muh 800 years of suffering despite the fact that most of those who fled ireland during the famines came over here. the vast majority of white people in manchester and most other major cities are paddies by heritage

>>75178402
the brit lad was talking about yank and aus in general. aussie responded about brisbane specifically. which is practically useless unless the brit lad was mistaken and it's only a problem in brisbane and not the rest of australia.

you thick or what