Singapore: No terrorist attack for the past 15 years No major

>>75176271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-zJp56Rcms

Hmmm..... makes you think.....

>>75176271
i enjoy nature

>What's stopping you from coming here?

Your mom.

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>>75176309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYYVATuLwCA

>>75176271
asian shithole

>>75176271
>Absolutely irrelevant, soulless shitehole where the people are slaving at work to escape their boring life, before boasting how much money you make
You're the Switzerland of Asia and that's not really a compliment.

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>>75176309
>>75176356

doesnt a single average car cost over a million dollars there?

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>>75176373
>>75176388

Yes, Mutti and Hollande, totally nothing wrong with Germany and France. Nothing wrong at all!

>>75176488
please don't be rude to Germany
The poster who made fun of your country is in fact Greek

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>>75176356
Hahaha holy shit I remember that. Great banter.

>>75176488
>No, YOU !
Wow you got me. That surely makes up for having no culture whatsoever bar "we give tickets to people chewing gum"

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>>75176595

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>>75176604

Money...

How hard it is to get a well-paying job?

>>75176271
>No terrorist attack for the past 15 years
Big whoop.
>No major natural disaster
China is a disaster waiting to happen, and you are situated right next door to them.
>Top 3 in PISA tests
PISA results don´t always translate into creativity, of which you are living proof. Where are those patents and scientific breakthroughs of yours? Up your Chink masters arse?
>First world infrastructure
Not a feat for such a small nation.
>Affordable 1gbps internet connection
The average user doesn´t notice the difference between 1gb and 10mb.
>Stellar, modernized healthcare
Inferior in quality to American, Swiss or healthcare in most Euro nations.
>One of the lowest crime rate in the world
The asian hivemind kills liberty.
>Lowest Corruption Perception Index in the world
>Perception
Only actual corruption matters, and unfortunately for you, the Singaporean government is filled to the brim with Party bootlickers in addition to actual Party shills.

Daily reminder: political dissent in Singapore is stifled by abuse of defamation lawsuits; one of your prime ministers was effectively driven to bankruptcy after daring to rightly and factually criticize the totalitarian father of your country.

>>75176271
But you can be hanged if you smoke a joint

>>75176271
>singapoor
That's reason enough.

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>>75176849
R E K T
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>>75176271
It's also fucking boring. Literally everyone suffers from an extreme form of autism.

Weather is fucking shit too

>>75176970
Stay strong, China. With His aid and blessing, your people shall one day rid the mainland of Mao´s deluded servants.

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>>75176849
Fantastic post

>>75176271
Short answer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disneyland_with_the_Death_Penalty

Long answer:
https://www.wired.com/1993/04/gibson-2/

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>>75176849
Stahp JONNE!!!!!!!!!! Don't redpill these people!!

>>75176271
Your immigration policy

>>75177193
>Disneyland with the death penalty
Oh i love Singapore now

>>75176488
I am a Greek

>>75176540
germans are subhumans

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>>75177856
>I am a Greek

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>>75176849

Tbh it kinda sucks here

OP ur being delusional

>>75178599
pretty sure he's a teenager that hasn't graduated from high school if he's the guy I think he is

tell us about singaporian culture

last time I visited, I got bored after 2 days

>>75178668
Who?

Singapore is a shit country, very third world.

>>75178698
a teenager that hasn't graduated from high school

>>75178675
they're ultra conservative chinks that all want to be doctors

>>75178675
Basically just a mix of Chinese, Indian and Malay culture...

>>75178714
U referring to OP?

>>75178773
Yeah

>>75178707
How hard it is to get a well-paying job?

I'm a chemical engineer, Brazil is shitty but pays well, should I consider moving to Singapore?

>>75178885
It's actually easier for you than the Singaporeans themselves. The Singaporeans have taken a stand to take foreigners to work for them than the locals.

>>75178927
Yup, but there is jobs? And also, there is a minimum wage? How many MWs do you need to live comfortably?

>>75176271
But we're a non country anon.

>>75178927
I really don't understand what the govt is doing. We're taking shitty third rate pinoy diplomas to work in our high tech petroleum plants. Even doctors with shitty third rate pinoy degrees to work as a GP. Nuke us pls.

Isn't Singapore sinking with ground getting lower and lower all the time?

>>75176271
yea but it's all the say in SEA

>>75176309
kek

>>75179274
Isn't that uk after brexit ;)

>>75179470
no :^)

>>75179599
>I'll have a grande size of terrorist attack sir

>>75176849
>China is a disaster waiting to happen, and you are situated right next door to them.
pls elaborate for i am but a mere brainlet

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>>75179691
too soon

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>>75176849
KEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK
>our prayers finally been answered

>>75180025
Stfu malaysia. Although we kinda suck, ur at the bottom

Cracked >>75179274
Sorry, I actually think Shanghai is the one sinking?

>>75176849
wtf i love norway now