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bob paris edition
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fuck white people & fuck drumpf
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>tfw no gf
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13024593
http://www.strawpoll.me/13024593

how old is cum
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fetishize orientals
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we should deport all chinks, gooks, and flips
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>>75167943
where my 1996 niggas at
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>>75167943
post results later
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>>75167928
sure
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>>75167959
>sparing nips
Into the internment camps with you
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hahaha
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>>75167966
Ayooo
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My wallpaper
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only fagg itt born in '92
i'm posting with high schoolers
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>>75168019
shouldn't you be doing something with your life?
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>>75168007
You can't keep getting away with this James Bond
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is virtual reality coming soon? wanna bang 2D girls
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my wallpaper
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>>75168019
r u me lol
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>>75168031
naw
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>>75167944
desu ne?
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>not having a solid black wallpaper
plebs
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>>75168019
I graduated high school when you were starting middle school.
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you guys like me, r-right?
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anyone with an IQ over 110 should be executed
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>>75168036
not soon outshallah. only fake VR where they put screen in front of your eyes are being developed.
dream planting VR not soon
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>>75168019
Not my fault I've been held back 4 years.
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>not having big anime titties for wallpaper
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post nostalgia and fraternize with your cum friends

i gave myself stats and played pico sim date in real life

nothing happened ;_;
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my wallpaper
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hy so many born in 96 but no one in 97?
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>>75168066
dad?
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>wasting your 20s on 4chan

30 and older only
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>>75168085
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>>75168019
'92 here too.
I feel you.
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>>75168094
normalfags on social media
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https://bellingham.craigslist.org/favorites?fl=OWh4dWNjMDU1NndpYzdiZnJoMzNkaTo2MDgxNjgxOTA5LDMzOTEyNDMwLDQ5MDA2OTk5LDU0ODM2OTcz
thinking about buying this
its in canada so i'd save $800 converting real money into leaf dollars
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it took me well over 5 years to realize i don't fit in anywhere, what is a fast and easy way to kill yourself?
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dont want to go to bed but theres nothing at all to do
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i know that feel toronto
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>>75168145
1. Find high up thing
2. Jump off the thing
3. ????
4. Die
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I need to study but I cant stop browsing /cum/ and /v/
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>>75168172
*makes a post with a (you) to draw you deeper into the web*
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>>75168170
if i don't die then i'm stuck with permanent injury and a fine
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>>75168172
>/v/
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>>75168145
get eaten by a polar bear
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>>75168124
ayy
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>>75168190
>not smart enough to commit suicide
Now I know why you want to kys
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>>75168189
*puts on the strawberry clock skin*
Fuck you Fulp
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>ALL the anime posters were born in 1996
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>>75168213

he probably killed himself because of you.
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>>75168206
no, too dumb to kill myself quickly and easily

those two things are important
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>>75168224

I didnt put 96
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdO9vi4pVng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsWgrf3XLKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80bac3CuZ_A
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>>75168192

>/tv/ talking about destroying other boards
WEW
E
W
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i was born in 1996
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Not a fan of going to work
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>>75168240
>every single board becoming more cancerous
Make 4chan great again
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>>75168213
What is your relationship with this guy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2vYwJrcokE
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>>75168231
Nah he still posts but subtly. he filed a report to the police. He is shitting /cp/ up now
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>>75168248
oh shit how is it in the pdx
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>>75168262
Dont know, he just stalks me and sent me this picture out of nowhwre to me on a skype i posted on a general openly. I dont even know who he is.
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>>75168275
I've never flown anywhere. My only experience with it is picking people up.
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>>75168238
BARBED
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>>75168271

I remember once he was panicking about the archive and people were giving him "tips" felt like a sitcom picture

>man post the link to the archive
>here it goes please help me have it deleted it

And of course people started posting his pic so he deleted the post to the archive and then

>hey man i couldnt see the pic because you deleted the post can you do it again
>oh yes here it goes

idk why im writing this, it just made me laugh so much
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>>75168290
I-I mean how is the city
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHRIpf6yFL4
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need to kms
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Xae9jsqxU
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>>75168300
PDX means Portland International Airport, Bucks
It's a terrible city that you should avoid (especially if you're from California)
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>>75168281
Interesting
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I liked portland when I visited

really want to go there again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A

(need)
(to)
(learn)
(french)
(and)
(move)
(to quebec since >>75168323 has become apparent to me after several years of researching portland and learning it is no longer the 2007 wonderland I imagined it to be)

canada pls accept me
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may be moving there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqpj6ig-OUc
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>>75168325
Its not interesting just his usual autism
You the SoCal guy?
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>>75168365
No, that's the New Mexican
I'm the SoCal guy
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i think i'll reproduce by fathering bastards in the third world and then committing suicide
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOs96LMUCDA
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>>75168375
wt frig y do u have the pdx flag
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>>75168375
Why are latinos so autistic? Whats wrong with haitiano? Im the most autistic thing mena ever had and it was mostly just pretending.
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>>75168365
Nope, just someone who used to appreciate the autism of /mena/
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mmmmm comfy
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>>75168393
YOU RUINED MY RUSE
>>75168405
I'm not actually the Southern Californian
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CcSVHQSDU
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>>75168351
>wants to move to a meme
>reality is not what he wants
>better move to a different meme
lel
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>>75168425
now that i have bested you in int text combat you have to tell me how shitty your city is so I can further destroy my interest in the pnw
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never got to ride this =(
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Portland and Oregon in general are shitholes
Please stay away
Go to California instead
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>>75168453
i am running out of memes:
>pnw meme
>quebec meme
>new england meme???
n o w h e r e t o r u n
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>>75167906
>about to graduate from med school
>many of my colleagues went to europe,south america, USA as exchange students
>my family can barely afford to pay my school
life is so unfair lads, browsing normie book and seeing all of this people traveling and being happy, meanwhile you dont even have a car or gf, you are fucking worthless and boring.
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>>75168456
what if i tell you how great mine is?
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>>75168475
they end up leaving after a year anyways
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please come here if you are a cute slavic girl(female) or white

otherwise fuck off we're full
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjM6OXHORWQ
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>>75168291
>the days when these links ended in swf
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>>75168516
Why do you want a Slavic girl so bad? Also I remember people mentioning a Slav poster before but I didn't have redditflags. Is he from California? Maybe he can get you a Slav gf.
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>>75168475
if you want to genuinely repel people you have to tell them about the aggressive homeless, the recent number of stabbings, that story about the man who beheaded his mom and attacked someone in the clack, the increasing congestion, the stagnating tech field, the insane apartment competition, the high rate of property crime and car vandalism/theft, the uncapped needles on the street, the increasing general sense of anger in the city, etc.

shit, I should get paid by yall to discourage people

>>75168511
o-okay. if quebec is actually just a meme then maine and wash are like my final fallbacks
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>>75168539
New England has rampant heroin problems right now.
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>>75168532

slav grills are qtpi's
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Aserejé ja de je
de jebe tu de jebere
seibiunouva majavi
an de bugui an de güididípi
Aserejé ja de je
de jebe tu de jebere
seibiunouva majavi
an de bugui an de güididípi
Aserejé ja de je
de jebe tu de jebere
seibiunouva majavi
an de bugui an de güididípi
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>>75168555
eh im aware of that- just as bad as my state so it's not a step down or anything. things got so bad here that a southeast PA dad lost his daughter and he grabbed guns and organized an 'addict evac force' before getting arrested
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>>75168539
>that story about the man who beheaded his mom and attacked someone in the clack
what a ride
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>>75168573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H9y_qDty-Y
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>>75168580
Sounds like a good guy. Would like to have drinks with him.
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Akane is undoubtedly worst tendo
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Ocean
>tfw I was never taught about this or saw it in any books
Did anyone else learn about this Ocean? What kind of shit is this?
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If anything would repel east coasters from here it's the complete lack of community
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>>75168619
next thing you'll say you dont remember penis inspection day
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>>75168639
Fuck you
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>>75168604

BATE QUE BATE

EL CHOCOLATE

BATE BATE QUE BATE

VA QUE VA BA5E CHOCOLA5E

VIVA PUELTO RICO
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>tfw failed Penis inspection because the nurse wouldnt let me go into the exam room without a quick 'warm-up session'

it was so embarassing
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SUAVEMENTEEEE

BESAMEEE

QUE QUIERO SENTIR TUS LABIOS BESANDOME OTRA VEZ

SUAVEEEEE
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>>75168539
I live in lynden, a small town in Washington and it's pretty great. everyone is super nice and helps you with everything you need. it's pretty great. I was talking to my friend who has a boy friend from California. she said they were driving down the street and their car broke down. he was freaking out because he thought they were stuck and their car would be stolen(like in cali) instead, by the time they actually stopped 3 cars stopped and 5 people helped them push their car. really nice people and the are is just super pretty.
you'd probably want to live in bellingham maybe. it's north of my and a bit bigger. it's just a bunch of hipsters. lots of local craft beer stuff and cool stuff like that that people like. idk, if you're a massive homo bellingham is pretty good
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>>75168610
PA autism at work
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672371/I-not-terrorist-m-father-Vigilante-dad-jailed-hunting-heroin-dealers-model-daughter-s-overdose-death-reveals-heartbreak-watching-slide-drugs-addict-boyfriend.html

poor guy tried to rescue another girl in a heroin house in NY but the cops arrested him and the girl ended up OD'ing and dying

>>75168639
actually, this might sound fucked up to you, but that's what I'm looking for and what draws me to places like portland.

bucks is yuppie ville. like, on a completely different level. there was no blue collar town to precede these towns. it was just farm land, then BOOM mc mansion sprawls for miles around. it is honestly making me lose my grip

i was hoping to support the west coast art community but im discouraged by all the shit i force myself to read
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>tfw the advil kicks in
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>>75168688
You can convince yourself that any place is a shithole if you just read news about it. A real shithole is a place where killings don't make the news because there are so many of them, like Chicago.
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man latin american music was so good and it was ruined by reggeayton fuck puerto ricans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af6k9HyFiic
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>>75168645
>>75168688
>visit cousins on the east coast
>town of 15k yet somehow not completely rotting
>everyone knows each other by name
>everyone introduces themselves to me
>see the same people all over and they all start to recognize me as the cousin
it was completely foreign to me
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drinking a hurricane lager tonight
am i a nigger yet. cause i feel like a nigger
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>>75168532
I'm a slavic male (male), ama
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wanna play videogames, dammit

why couldnt this test be last week
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Roommate is yelling at video games again.
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>gay porn OP up for 20 minutes
So why does this board have no jannies?
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wew
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Too many Oregonians.

Lame County and this Portland nerd should kill themselves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRWCyNuwDtU
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stop ignoring my posts goddamit im getting sad
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>clackmyass
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>>75168704
true. i am pretty melodramatic desu
i should make the best of my surroundings but i sort of have a reputation as a weirdo to people from when I was a teen. a blank slate would be nice

>>75168684
it definitely sound like a great place. the people sound a lot like the folks in appalachia/catskills and maine. how easy is it to get into seattle?

>>75168730
i definitely felt at peace living in northeast PA. very old population tho
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>>75168716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JECso-U7P_Q
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>>75168760
>complains about gay porn
>isn't even porn
Someone seems a little insecure about their sexuality.
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you cannot stop me
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Gonna have a girl over tomorrow. Hope my roommate doesn't ask her if she's ever heard of LoL.
>>75168785
Here's a (You)
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REEEE MY BACK IS ITCHY AS FUCK AND I DONT HAVE A BACK SCRATCHER
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>>75168785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcnNeGQHwDc
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>>75168808
>>75168370
>not porn
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>>75168817
why not? will just make you look better in comparison.
if she's a gamer grill you will lose her tho to ur alpha LoL playing roomie
>>75168834
use a pencil
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>>75168834
use your hands
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>googles "zerg rush"
Very inderesding
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>>75168792
>easy is it to get into seattle?
1.5-2 hour drive depending on traffic
1 hour drive to Vancouver BC as well which is nice. there's also a sky train right after you cross the border that goes right to Vancouver it's. I like to go to concerts and that kind of thing there instead of Seattle because the canadian dollar is bad. last year I went to a concert in Vancouver with really good seats that was cheaper than getting the worst seats in seattle.
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i showed tunak tunak tun o my mom and she loved itt
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>>75168854
He's already asked one if she ever heard of LoL and it was insanely awkward
>>75168892
It's old as fuck, anon
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>>75168892
Google "I should kms for being a fucking nerd"
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>>75168892

welcome to 2007
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>>75168906
I only knew about the "do a barrel roll" one
>>75168925
t. didn't do it
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>>75168935
>it's from 2012
k
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i prefer bing
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>>75168979

fairly certain I typed that in before 2012
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>giant cyst under the skin on my chest
>no opening to pop it
>it has been growing over the past few days
>finally a pustule appears that acts as a giant valve I can pop
>blood and sebum pouring out all over my hands
satisfying
I AM SATISFIED FOR NOW

>>75168904
based trudeau stunting the CAD for our entertainment. the east coast needs to step up its public transport game to catch up with you guys. some of the shit here looks like it's powered by coal. may twin peaks not meme that general region into the ground

>>75168906
doesn't he have any social skills?
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DO A BARREL ROLL
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>>75168876
keeps happening in a spot i cant at all reach
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eating all my ice ceream buds
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>>75169037
You probably have midget arms or something.
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ok now im using a butter knife to scratch my back
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>>75168993
holy shit
1. carmella bing's google image is of a mugshot?
2. she retired?
3. she's from oregon?
what the funk
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>>75169045
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences, a meal prepared from actions and inactions
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>>75169010
all my area has is busses.
>>75169045
does the hospital give free icecream?
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;)
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>>75169115
I can't even read that fuck you
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>>75169061
:(
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>clackmyass cant read cursive
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i was playing ds and was invaded by someone way higher level than me AND HE ONE SHOTTED ME WITH PYROSHIT
FUCKING A TEAM CANT EVEN MAKE A GOOD GAME
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>>75169142

my first time playing DS, I got invaded right by the bonfire in undead burg

tried to fight the guy fair and everything and was doing pretty good not getting hit, then the asshole just casts firestorm and kills me
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>he still plays video games
>he doesn't waste his time imagining his own video games in his head
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>>75169090
>does the hospital give free icecream?
never had that option
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>>75169136
>clackmyass adsghks afgljhadflkgj aflghadkfg
what?
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>>75169172
yeah it was the same spot
i was wondering why the fuck was the bonfire fogged
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I wish /tv/ would stop bullying Hack Snyder
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>>75169090
sort of random but we offered ice cream to visitors, but patients usually had pre-set nutritional meal options, although many could get ice cream if they requested
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why do peoplel ike classical music is so boring
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wish white men would stop watching tv and only listen to racist podcasts
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I wish there were other good posters in /cum/
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>>75169213
>His asian daughter did an hero.
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>>75169257
that might be why hardly anyone listens to it
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wish white men would be castrated and forced into slave labor
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>>75169269
pree zent
>>75169258
wish whitey would chill out and get hip to the beat
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>>75169269
Right here fampai
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>>>/tv/83083329
This post made me spit out my drink, why can't you guys make posts like this?
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>>75169305
>>75169306
oh I didn't see you
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>>75169257
>>75169294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmLyQVP7PWw&index=234&list=FLqtltls9X1-6BXghl368mdA
Faggots.
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>why do peoplel ike classical music is so boring
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Why do white people even exist?
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Thoughts /cum/?
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>non-white posters
>I wish white men would just chill and be less racist

>white posters
>I WISH WHITE MEN WERE ALL ENSLAVED AND STRAPPED TO DILDO MACHINES AS THEY TOIL TO DEATH IN TARGET RETAIL FUCKKK THEM MAY THEY BE BANGED TO DEATH WITH POTS AND PANS
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i was kidding i love classical music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUuOmxzbuWQ
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>>75169010
>doesn't he have any social skills?
No.I'm pretty sure he posts on /r9k/. I try inviting him to things because he's actually a nice guy and we're friends.
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>>75169257
>Classical music is bor-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4NKzmfC-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=salrwSVWpC4
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>>75169339
that's not classical
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All black women are goddesses and deserve to be treated as such
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>>75169257
its fun to perform
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>>75169389
Someone should really tell black men then.
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>>75169376
>BEETHOVEN turkish march
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What's /cum/'s opinion on Slavic neo-folk music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6aLWOok2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv5v3JMAm5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExUwUyUK9OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3u5Npg-Iv0
First two are South Slavic, second two are East Slavic.
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>>75169379

what do you think of this piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUuOmxzbuWQ
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>>75169306
>pant creases entering butthole
I WANT
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>>75169417
what is wrong with negros
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>>75169378
tell him an ugly autistic manlet in pennsylvania would gladly take his place and he should not take his place for granted
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>I am convinced that the future music of this country must be founded on what are called Negro melodies. These can be the foundation of a serious and original school of composition, to be developed in the United States. These beautiful and varied themes are the product of the soil. They are the folk songs of America and your composers must turn to them.
Do you think he'd still agree with this statement if he was alive now?
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>>75169445
Probably not
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would fuck a trap boi and treat him like every other worthless whore
don't give a fuck. nothing more alpha than dominating another man
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>muh classical music
I'll stick with jazz
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>tfw we will never have a golden era of early 1900's blues/jazz again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waz8QqCyhLs
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>>75169434
Prefer the dogs artwork
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>>75169444
Why? All he does is go to work and come home.
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me on the left
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Does Blacks still do Rock anymore?
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>>75169435
I think there is a specific cut of jeans for that called colombian jeans.
>ywn have a booty gf
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>I'll stick with jazz
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>>75169445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-48u_uWMHY
yes
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>charles mingus died in some goverment run hospital in a shitty mexican city

i legit feel bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIEC-UnTu0Y
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>>75169432
it's alright.
it harkens back to slavic communities on the small scale: towns and their folk cultures.

I personally find the music of slavic nations more empowering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgKazTrhXmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK2lNuiD7gM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqccaYkr0E8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynOtDqY9tWM
it definitely retains some folk elements while centering around the glory of a national people
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I think bucks county is a commie, boys
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>>75169547
im not. my grandfather was almost made a commie commissar but he refused and nearly paid for it with his life. I am no friend of the red
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>>75169527
>le rouge
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLVB2tPY98

White musicians are pathetic. They can only copy black musicians.
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FUCK WYPIPO
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>>75169562
Was your mother's family boat people?
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>>75169527
Autocratic rule of the Tsars followed by communism turned eastern Europe into a shithole. It would've been in a much better place if the Commonwealth never fell. They even wanted to make the Ruthenians are equal part of the Commonwealth but the Zaporizhian Sich was too assblasted to accept. It's ironic because the Tsars who they willingly joined later disbanded the Zaporizhian Sich.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Lithuanian%E2%80%93Ruthenian_Commonwealth
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>ayyo we wuz musishans n shiet
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>ywn be black
just end my life
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>>75169602
>Brazilian tourist held hostage in China (2016)
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I'm not a fan of commie music in the least.
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some really good albums out so far this year
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PLC was shit too. The fate of eastern Europe was sealed when the Ottomans gave the Greek Patriarch power over the south slavs and Muscovy gained power after the Mongols wrecked Kievan Rus
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>>75169625

It should said (Colorized) you stupid gook.
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>>75169610
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Howard_Griffin
>Griffin consulted a New Orleans dermatologist for aid in darkening his skin, being treated with a course of drugs, sunlamp treatments, and skin creams. Griffin shaved his head in order to hide his straight hair. He spent weeks travelling as a black man in New Orleans and parts of Mississippi (with side trips to South Carolina and Georgia), getting around mainly by bus and by hitchhiking.
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>>75169601
nice try white boi but we are talking about music
I knew you were gonna ambush me with some text
can't fool this young buck
*bucks*
>>75169599
>grandfather gets pissed at french
>he joins viet minh to fight
>gets shot in head by airborne but is wearing helmet
>wakes up to see his friends riddled with bullets
>he falls back to base
>commies try to make him a commissar
>he refuses
>almost is killed by them
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>>75169654
too many words
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>>75169644
Funny way to spell "When Rus was shattered into several bickering principalities."
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>>75169646
>Mentally deficient Mexican folk hero Cãra Deleviaño (1914)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHztQ-tiRU

good monkey music
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roommate just walked into the kitchen and now the whole living room REEKS of weed
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oiii nomas el cumbion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P61ayfHIm_I
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Do you ever think about dying /cum/? I think I wanna die
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>>75169665
Didn't answer my question...........
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>>75169696
>Alaska and Hawaii
>no data
HOW
O...O
WOH
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>>75169719
why
why do you have to resort to crying out for help on a cum thread on an anime imageboard
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>>75169723
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>when a cumskin replies
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Galicia–Volhynia/Kingdom of Rus was the true heir of Kievan Rus. Shame that the P*les and H*ngarians destroyed it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Galicia%E2%80%93Volhynia
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>>75169692
The real problem is that Muscovy gained power and the mongols left a tradition for autocracy and a taste for blood lust in the people there that they never got over. Then they literally we wuzzed and stole the Russian identity from Kiev and renamed them because they realized they had no culture other than being mongoloid bitches
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i feel like you guys should learn spanish and true mexican culture

then you will appreciate my posts more
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>>75169719
I think about dying sometimes, but it's mostly in heroic or badass contexts. pretty sure lots of guys all throughout history fantasize about going down in battle

occasionally I imagine peacefully dying too
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>>75169765

Puedo hablar un poco, pero conjugation es dificil
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why are old women so fucking creepy
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>>75169719
Used to, 2 years ago I attempted suicide. Big mistake, when I woke up and had my mom and sister hugging me in tears I was destroyed. I'm happy now anyway, I found stuff in life I like.
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>>75169765
>posts random ass mexican youtube videos all day
>gets upset when no one responds
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>>75169747
So boat person or some kind of Vietnamese minority?
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>>75169745
Because you guys are the only humans I interact with
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>>75169792
holy shit what method did you use in your attempt? that is fucking awful but awesome that you have recovered
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Russia should rule over all the slavs are a counter point to the Atlanticist civilizations
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>>75169762
Muscovy was also the state that kicked the Mongols out, though. Sure they stole the mantle of Rus but they also had the strongest claim to it because not only was the ruler a direct descendant of the Princes of Rus and Rurik himself, but they were the most powerful East Slavic state. The other contenders were the Lithuanians and Poles. If Galicia-Volhynia didn't fall, then they would have a contender for the title.
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>>75169800

yeah well i find them funny and thats all that matters
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>>75169791
old people have just lost all inhibitions and realize they don't have much life left, so they act like they're in a CoD 4 last stand and just spew shit to annoy people

>>75169806
what do you want from me
*backs up against wall*
I have nothing that interests you
*little bit of shoulder skin appears*
or do I?
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>>75169833
Well Austria and Germany kind of fugged that up circa 1914
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>>75169809
oh, me too
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>>75169833
No. Everything Russia touches turns to shit. The only chance we have is if the west somehow turns Ukraine into a successful state.
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>>75169853
further proof that Germans are the worst
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>>75169848
>eurasian male
>acts kinda gay
Not doing your kind any favours
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White people are the cause of all western terrorism
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When i die i want them to play this song at my funeral, live band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xORE4Lu7YHY

i say it here because you are my only friends.
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i hope to personally execute Slavoj Zizek one day
>>
Despite being a c*tholic, Ariana Grande is perfect.
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>>75169878
honestly the PR campaign against my kind is so strong and is backed by so many different factions (white supremacists, asian masculinity, hapas themselves) I just can't care anymore. if I fill some stereotype of being weird then I guess it's true.

I just don't understand how we garner so much attention. we are a minuscule, MINUSCULE fractions of the population. I'm pretty sure there are more eskimos than there are us, but apparently there's an axe to grind with us.

sorry for the rant, I just had to say it
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>>75169781
>pretty sure lots of guys all throughout history fantasize about going down in battle
yep
>>75169719
I used to think about it a lot. In highschool I thought about doing it everyday. I was too much of a pussy to do it though. I actually remember driving home from a new years party my senior year and praying asking for a drunk driver to hit me. then I went to college and everything turned around almost instantly.
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Poland should annex the Czech Republic to save them from their own degeneracy.
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>>75169876
>The only chance we have is if the west somehow turns Ukraine into a successful state.
Considering Poland still sucks and it's not nearly as Russified as Ukraine I don't see that happening
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>>75169890
i want to play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29RlQUrrSE

then my corpse gets up
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we shouldve let Patton continue past Berlin and raze Moscow to the ground
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>>75169816
tried to take a bunch of xanax and downed a bottle of vodka. I don't think it was very effective, and it was stupid because I was just being overdramatic and depressed. I'm glad I'm alive, because everything is nice now.
>>75169809
Shucks anon, I think a lot of people think about dying from time to time, it's alright to not be okay, if you need to vent or anything that's okay too
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>>75169942
But I've never seen any of this PR campaign besides turbovirgin autists on the internet...
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>>75169953
Poland is still leagues ahead of Ukraine. If Ukraine followed Poland and told Russia to fuck off as soon as the USSR fell, then maybe it wouldn't be the shithole that it is today. But instead they chose to be a client state of the Russians until it was too late.
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>>75169957

you watch too many movies kid
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>>75169833
Russians have barbarian chink mentality, they are not worthy to carry the mantle of civilization.
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>>75169942
never heard white supremacists/nationalists say anything about hapas

>>75169976
also this
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

This might be the 4th greatest song ever recorded.
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We should import ukrainian refugees

but only if theyre female and between ages 22-34
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Wasnt Hack's kid a hapa?
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communism is a western ideology which is why it failed in russia

>>75169988
that does not matter if they are ruling over other slavs
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>>75169979
i want my loved ones to feel like they're in the credits
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The Germans sending Lenin to Russia is probably in the top 10 blunders of the 20th century.
>>75169988
This is true. They need to get rid of their "We need a strong ruler to tell us what to do" mentality before they can be a normal country.
>>75170021
What about 18-34?
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>>75170059

18 yr old slavs look too young

I dont want people thinking Im a pedo
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>>75169977
It's not really the same when one cunt was the Russia homeland and the other was independent for centuries.
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>communism is a western ideology
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>>75169976
it's almost entirely online. people can't even guess our race irl, let alone associate any stereotypes with it. the online presence though is really heavy and pervasive tho. I don't think I disagree with some of the rambling all the sides have, but I don't want to deal with it. if I can't let out being weird online without it seeming like a stereotype, why bother lol
>>75169945
what turned around for you in college?>>75169966
that's awesome you found a new lease on life. good for you. do you still see a therapist?

also, sorry I have to ask, but what is pittsburgh like

>>75169997
if you ask around pol they either believe:
A) all mixed race people are subhuman scum
or
B) white/asians are fetishized to be their spawn of choice

it gets pretty weird. really weird
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>>75170077
Poland was part of Russia for centuries. And the different Rusyn states were independent for centuries as well. Modern Russia was a colony.
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communism is the conclusion of western christianity

slavs cannot grasp this
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>>75169966
benzos aren't as effective as barbituates. Pentobarbital or something would have done a better job for sure, you're probably lucky though. Glad you're still with us
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>>75170091
>taking pol's hyperbolic statements literally
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>>75170083
fun fact, the chinese gov is giving a big statue of Marx to germany to put in marx's home town. nobody is quite sure what the chinese are trying to say by it
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(((Drumpf))) is going to get impeached
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Pinoche did nothing wrong
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>>75170083
it is
are you retarded?
oh wait, i didn't see your flag
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>>75170135
>>75170135
>>75170135
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Communism is cancer. The East Slavs would've been in a better position today of Rus didn't shatter thanks to succession crises. Maybe then the Mongols wouldn't rape them so hard.
>>75170141
It's a Jewish ideology.
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>>75170129
I mean, the line between pol hyperboles and actual beliefs are blurry. it's getting pretty hard to tell what is what with them anymore
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>created by a jew
>biggest proponents were/are jews
>most prolific in eastern europe/asia
>feud with the catholic church which believes in a divine hierarchy
>communism is western
>communism is christian
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What the fuck, I keep hearing gunshots
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>>75170091
But it's just bitter virgin asian men and bitter virgin white men online, who cares?
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>>75170199
some of them have pretty fucked up lives.
I think some of them were abused by their parents and are now on a ideological crusade as a result.

again, I don't worry too much, but I try to avoid getting involved
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>>75170242
So should I try to make more yellow half-breeds or save my nut for some other colour pussy?
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>>75170276
have whatever kids you want. just raise your kids right and give them a good work ethic and they'll be good to go.
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>>75170297
>tfw unattractive white male so only unattractive minorities are ever interested in me
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