*loses war*

*it was a hologram*

>>75166275
*to a bunch of rice farmers with old rifles and booby traps*

fun fact: this has never happened

>>75166275
Hey ya win some you lose some

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*shoots you for trying to escape to best korea*

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>>75166275
*commits endless amounts of warcrimes*

>>75166528
You fucked up in Fallujah and now we're stuck with ISIS.

>>75166528
War of 1812

But I guess that you are going to say that getting the White House torched doesn't count as "losing".

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>>75166528
You lost the war on terror

>>75166816
Getting a small building torched (when it was rebuilt anyway) isn't that big a deal, especially when the country still stood.

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>>75166528
You failed to conquer Canada.

>>75166451
Why didn't usa use the a-bomb?

>>75166768

>Implying we didn't engineer ISIS for the long game

>>75166816
War of 1812 was a stalemate but the British navy stopped fucking with our ships afterwards so that's somthing