/cum/ - cum general

tfw no gf

>>75163373
It was the other way around for me

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>Wanting a gf
>Wanting sex
>Wanting romance/intimacy

honestly who gives a fuck, it's just chemicals in your brain senpai, just do a few faps and you'll be and fine and want none of that. women are whores

>inb4 fedora replies

Who are those little boys and why do they look so scared

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What brand of rum do you like?

>>75163417
>it's just chemicals in your brain senpai
now this is autism

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emily

>>75163417
i need it

>>75163417
I agree, however I have no experience so my opinion does not count for much.

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>>75163432
Malibu

>>75163429
theyre gonna get their jap asses slapped

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>>75163432
I capped your post BTW you better find a gf.

>>75163413
I lived at home the first two years and didn't get off to a good start
also my dad is an alcoholic and I always felt bad coming home from parties drunk so I missed a lot of them

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grimes

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>>75163417
none of those things matter, nor do material possessions or any other worldly things. I am physically deformed. My psyche is warped on a plane you could never comprehend

I'm public enemy number one

>>75163506
post your meme folder

Reminder that if you are an alcoholic you should never start a family.

>>75163432
Don Q

>>75163432
captain morgan

>>75163512
but heroin addicts are good to go right?

Don't really like it when I accidentally swap right on fat or ugly girls.

>>75163484
Hope your dad gets better

What's the world population of gingers and compare that to the worlds population of indigenous people

>>75163527
No.

Gas the muslims civic nationalism war NOW!

>>75163540
Europe, Africa, and Asia are majority indigenous.

>>75163394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdkV8nfFV6A
Best ppg

I really think this year is the year I get laid. I feel pretty gud.

>>75163565
Try Tinder, anon

>>75163565
I feel the same, but I'll be very disappoint if it doesn't

I don't know if I'm game

>>75163534
unlikely, he can't touch alcohol
Even the taste of alcohol in food sets him off for a few days
And sober he's lethargic and whiny

Mom's pretty brave about it 2bh

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Anon from Toronto
Writing the words to a shitpost that no one will (You)
No one comes near

>tfw the cute slav girl in my class probably doesnt even know I exist

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>Go on Tinder
>no one messages me first or answers my messages
>literally all I say is hi

I feel bad for all the normies who post on here. They do not know yet. They are not yet able to comprehend the depths of our suffering. And this is a wicked place. The longer you stay here the more likely you are to come back. There is no escape for the normie once they have strayed too far into our lands.

>>75163630
What are Slavs doing in California? I thought most of them lived on/near the East Coast.

>>75163590
tinder whores are the worst
would rather pick up women the old fashion way
duct tape and sleeping pills

>>75163619
I'm surprised she's still with him. Good on your mom

>>75163645

slavs are all over and around Sacramento

>>75163639
>lives in Toronto
>isn't a normie

that must suck

im mentally ill

>>75163657
No idea how she did it
>childhood memories have been repressed for years
>slowly realizing all of the impromptu sleep-overs with friends and family were because my dad came home drunk
Definitely not a can of worms to open up

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Hola mis bebes de luz.

>>75163653
He's just trying to get laid, which is what Tinder is good for. I found out for myself that it's not very good for finding a girlfriend. I got a few girls numbers yesterday. Maybe I'll ask one of them out.

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I was in Time Square when this happened. You wouldnt believe how many dumbfucks were standing around just recording the car and the people on the floor with their iphones (i took a few photos myself too 2bh)

you cant embarrass me because i hate myself

>complains about dumbfucks gawking and taking pictures on their phone
>is also on his phone taking pictures

/r9k/ tier thread

>>75163722
show us he pics lietr

>>75163722
This is how the Yankee dies. Bleeding out in the street while his subhuman countrymen watch

>>75163722
Really enjoying the """White""" Hispanic meme after this.
>>75163668
Oh. Why don't you have a qt slavette gf yet, then?

need something to distract myself from the horror that is life

>>75163743
You're not wrong

>>75163743
your country is small

>>75163756
tried alcohol?

loud is not allowed

>>75163754

I dont live in Sacramento

>>75163722
Reminds me of that episode of Black Mirror

i plan to become alcoholic

>>75163743
another victim of the leaf

>>75163777
Do you live near it?
>>75163796
Alcohol is bad. The Devil's Lettuce is better

>>75163743
/r9k/ tier country

>>75163744
ogai but I'll post from my phone and they'll be slanted

>>75163807
alcohol is much more fun

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>i watch black mirror

kys dumb ohiANO

have some hiram walker left buds, gonna drink that and relax a bit

>>75163817
Wrong.

>>75163807

like 45 minutes away. But I dont want to meet the slavic gangs that hang around there

>>75163833
alri

>>75163770
no guess i'll go buy some :^)

>>75163827
Why is even cara-poster bullying me now

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I realized it was you right after I submitted the post

oh my god what is happening

>>75163872
ariana died

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highly considering asking my 21+ year old coworkers to buy me booze from the liquor store next door from work desu

Have never been to Sacramento. Also it shouldn't be the capital of California. SF or LA would be better capitals. Wish this "irrelevant city is the capital instead of the largest or important city" meme would stop.

>>75163713
Tinder is good for women. It simply doesn't work for men. There are MIT studies on this shit.
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/601909/how-tinder-feedback-loop-forces-men-and-women-into-extreme-strategies/

my 4chan folder has no organization

Just watched Alien for the first time

>>75163885

LA makes no sense as the capital

SF was the capital, but they moved it inland to be the center of the state

might get myself addicted to codeine from over the counter tylenol-1 pills

>>75163893
Works okay for me right now.

drunk posting is way more fun that stoned posting
fact

>>75163846
you're on a break little mister

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yeh I bet you did

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>Tinder is good for women. It simply doesn't work for men.

>>75163903
Did you like it?

>>75163922
very much yes, was terrifying

>>75163936
Good to hear

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Yep gonna go for this: Coffee brown colour; intense molasses, spice and brown sugar aromas; rich coffee, chocolate, vanilla bean, spice, molasses and clove flavours.

Alcohol/Vol47.0%Made in: Trinidad and Tobago

>>75163904
According to this, you're wrong. It was a temporary capital while Sacramento was flooded.
http://www.usacitiesonline.com/castatecapitals.htm

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It's time to nuke Illinois

>>75163945
that stuff is so good, i would recommend it bud

>>75163912
im not little and i was just kidding around bub

>>75163945
You should smoke some dank kush too and get crunk nigga

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/44wg8w/the_first_second_and_third_worlds_based_on/

high levels of violence/crime? Check.

Poor educational standards for much of the population? Check.

Inadequate health care? Check. (people skip important medical check ups and procedures because they cannot afford it)

Highly corrupt government with only the illusion of choice? Check.

Seems about right to me.

*sips tea*

I've been in one long existential crisis for the past year

>>75163948

Benicia =/= LA

the spot that was LA was basically uninhabited until orange grove salesman pulled in people looking for cheap land around the turn of the century. Until they started creating major army bases and shipyards in WW2, LA was a much smaller city compared to what it currently is

>>75163971
b-but im a pirate

>>75163971
or as the kids today call it "getting cross faded"

>>75163964
you better be bucko

>>75163958
incredible post

>>75163982
America absolutely btfo

>>75163993
Yarr harr fiddle dee tee
Wouldn't somebody please go and kill me

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Stop browsing reddit

>>75163982
>reddit
shalln't

thinking of going back and playing bfbc2 but im afraid everyone who still plays it will be massive spergs who have thousands of hours and be very good

>>75163996
>you better be bucko
i do have a beer in the fridge that i had leftover from last time :^)

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>High levels of violence compared to Canada and Western Europe, yes. High compared to Mexico, no way.

It is placed exactly between Canada/Western Europe (1st world) and Mexico (3rd world).

>If you think Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are the same, I am worried. Obviously there is a lot of corruption from lobbying, but there is definitely a difference between political candidates.

Come back when they are actually the ones you can choose from. Because the two party system is flawed, left-wing will want more right-wing candidates and right-wing will want more left-wing candidates. The problem is worsened by the winner-takes-all system so that even when someone gets a majority of votes he won't always become president. Not to mention that the power of a president is limited. What would Sanders or Trump actually be able to achieve if they become president?

>The actual data the map is based on ranks it around Poland and Hungary.

And would you consider Hungary and Poland definite first world countries?

>>75163988
Please show me where the fuck I mentioned LA ever being the capital in my second post. I'm replying specifically to you saying SF used to be the capital when it never really was. It was a temporary capital while Sacramento was flooded.

>>75164018
Not sure Varg would approve of spending all day on 4chan either

>drink alcohol
>few inhibitions for a few hours
>feel like shit the next day
>feel braindead for the few following that

>smoke cannabis
>relax for a few hours
>feel fine the next day
>remain mildly relaxed the next few days

b o r e d
o
r
e
d

america is good

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REminder that we're second world, like Italy and POORtugal and nippon

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does ne1 want to play magicka?

america is good

>>75164034
a beer or two wont hurt you
but you have that problem where you keep drinking and get beyond fucked

wellington more like willyton

new zealand absolutely btfo

Canada
More like CAN'Tada

>>75164039

it says beneficia in the link you posted, I thought thats what you meant

>>75164056
Absolutely DUMB appraisal of alcohol
It's most certainly not good for you, but you must be very weak or simply drink WAY too much for any of that to happen

meanwhile, being a stoner fries your brain, m8
i have proof

>Cannabis is bad for you brain meat.
t. Doctor Knowledge on Cannabis

>>75164057
listen to music

>>75164114
Credentials check out
t. Knower

>>75164131
I dont like music

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>best friend in elementary school becomes huge pot head
>in middle school I tell him to stop, it's bad for his health
>says life isnt worth living after your 30's anyway
>he died from a heroin overdoes at the age of 20
Do you think he meant those words?

>>75164108
Never even heard of it desu. Ever been to Sacramento? How is it?

>>75164145
watch a movie

>>75164157
Weird to hear of somebody being so deeply depressed in elementary school

im racist

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Depression and anxiety shrinks your hippocampus and lowers your IQ.

>>75164157

Well he is dead so he definitely did mean it.

depression, nihilism, and existential crises are a result of high IQ

I don't consider myself racist but I'd really like if all Mestizos left the US.

>>75164161
nou

brothers friend from hs khs last weekend
wonder how he did it

>>75164158

its nice. The downtown area is picking up and theres businesses/bars/restaurants popping up everywhere. The Sacramento river is comfy and old town sac is pretty neat.

Its got this arcade bar I want to visit but all my friends are too lame to go with me

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Found this comic in a shopping cart at work

>>75164194
go outside and make friends

>>75164222
impossible

>>75164167
Who was depressed? We were just best friends at that age

Drinking is healthy for you and strengthens your brain strands and will make your more powerful as you continue drinking. It also has no negative effects on your liver and will only add to its tenacity when you consume other toxins.

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HUNG ORGYEN YUL GYI NUB CHANG TSAM
PEMA GE SAR DONG PO LA
YA TSEN CHOG GI NGO DRUB NYEI
PEMA JUNG NAY ZHAY SU DRAG
KHOR DU KHANDRO MANG PO KHOR
KHYED KYI JE SU DAG DRUB KYI
JIN GYI LAB CHIR SHEG SU SOL


OM AH HUNG VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM

Cities with rivers running through the middle are the comfiest.

>>75164114
I almost always feel retarded the first few days after drinking more than a couple beers

>>75164198
considering a 'cide myself
many options for myself

>>75164241
what about when you puke blood

>>75164239
Oh woops I misread it I thought he said life wouldn't be worth it in 30 years when he was in elementary school

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>>75164212
reminds me of these

>>75164272
release of negative blood energies in your heart veins

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>>75164212
Commies btfo

clothes aren't out of the dryer and i can't play a game till they are ree

>>75164267
only limit is your imagination

Gideons were handing out bibles today and I took two because I didn't want to say no to the old men.

did you know that in the saudi arabian homosexual world there is a huge shortage of bottoms

wondering if all that gay porn I've viewed will put me in gay hell

alri

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youll never believe what i did

>>75164276
He wasnt depressed. He was just a rebellious kid who didnt see the appeal of ever becoming an adult

I'm an agnostic

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>>75164338
Ragey the wagey?

>>75164294
>witchcraft

yes, that's a totally normal thing for a communist to do. definitely.

>>75164294
>witchcraft
lucky she wasn't burned at the stake

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We ancient humans visited by extraterrestrial beings?

Would kms if I was a NEET.

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How to become intellitent enough to believe in God?

want to be an intellectual but can only be pseudo-intellectual
can't seem to pass the last class of intellectual college to get my intellectual degree confirming i am an intellectual

i hate the concept of atheism but im too cowardly to become anything else

>tfw no qt gay bf

im an atheist and i hate the average atheist

>>75164428
convert to Bokononism

I just don't really think people got it figured out with the universe man

>look up "how to be an intellectual"
>see nice wikihow guide with easy reading and pictures
>first picture has dark skinned lady in it
CANNOT be intellectual
shall remain pseudo

Who /deistmasterrace/ here

make up a word that sounds like it would be a real german word

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>>75164438

im an elitist

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>mfw he's atheist or agnostic

>>75164400
labotomy

if i ever convert to a religion it will be islam

>>75164465
>being an alcoholic will make me smart
gonna keep at it

aliens do not exist

what we think of aliens are actually extra dimensional beings that a precursor of the space program made contact with

aliens are humans from the future, the big black eyes are actually lenses that protect the eyes from the suns rays during space flight

the evolution of man has atrophied their bodies, so we can beat them up if we wanted

If you don't believe in God you will find something else to put your energy into regardless.

I don't think anybody is an idiot for having faith in science or religion or anything I'm just a ridiculously indecisive person

>>75164465
Indeed. Praise muhammad death to unbelievers. Allahu akbar brother

i have no life

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>>75164484
smartest guy in the thread checking in

What's the consensus round here about Anglicanism?

>>75164505
im a fan

THINKING about thinking right now
damn...

>>75164505
church of sodomites and anyone in communion with the Anglican church is destined to eternal hellfire

>>75164505
cuck off shoot of Catholicism

>>75163417
FOOL, TRUSTING CHEMICALS IN YOUR MIND TELLING YOU THAT THEY ARE CHEMICALS. WILL YOU FIGHT, OR DIE LIKE A DOG?

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you cannot comprehend my alpha waves , mere apes

>>75164535
Does anybody have this image?

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>>75164521
Consider the Buddha: although he was wise at birth, the traces of his six years of upright sittingcan yet be seen. As for Bodhidharma, although he had received the mind-seal, his nine years of facing a wall is celebrated still. If even the ancient sages were like this, how can we today dispense with wholehearted practice?

Therefore, put aside the intellectual practice of investigating words and chasing phrases, and learn to take the backward step that turns the light and shines it inward. Body and mind of themselves will drop away, and your original face will manifest. If you want to realize such, get to work on such right now.

For practicing Zen, a quiet room is suitable. Eat and drink moderately. Put aside all involvements and suspend all affairs. Do not think "good" or "bad." Do not judge true or false. Give up the operations of mind, intellect, and consciousness; stop measuring with thoughts, ideas, and views. Have no designs on becoming a Buddha. How could that be limited to sitting or lying down?

The belief in God provides a perfection to strive towards, which is the most important feature of it

i dream about a gf often

anime is also a perfection to strive for

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Religion is tied to blood, only chosen people will know this feel nowadays

the philosophy leaf is here

>>75164573
hi oyster
did you watch gundam

>>75164573
What if you're a dirty mutt?

>>75164549
I was looking for it, but I couldnt find it

>tfw no gf

>>75164632
HEELLLLOOOOoo

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>>75164611
I didnt get around too it, I'm sure I'll watch it in the coming weeks though

>>75164632
THIS

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>>75164535

>>75164637

I'll watch the episodes tonight

Let the eastern devils freeze.

kill all women

off to try and play some vidya

i deserve a gf

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No gf.

No gf.

.....

No gf.

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>>75164676
physically cringed

nahnahnaahhhh

gfs do not deserve me

thats why i am a virgin

>>75164688
Damn her hands are tinier than Trump's.

>>75164688
*punches you in your stupid fucking head*

desu i have no idea if there is a god, and believing/not believing won't make much of a difference anyway

people should just try to be good right now, and let the worrying about god happen when they die.

screencap this and send this to trump i just made world peace

>>75164619
Everyone is a mutt, but you take the best aspect from each cultural and religious traditions you inherit from each side and try to leave out the bad. That's how a new and better culture is created. Like how half jews celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah but won't be found dead celebrating lent

>>75164688
i cringed at your post more than the other guys post

>>75164728
wrong

regret not getting a gf in school when everyone was about equally worthless
now there are factors such as having a car, a job and your own place

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>>75164714
>people should just try to be good
What is "good"? What is the (not a, THE) good life?

>>75164741
reddit

i'm telling you guys
duct tape and sleeping pills is easiest way to get a gf

wish i lived in naples florida

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here we go

>>75164769
just be nice to people man

that's it i bet, our old man in the sky just wants that i bet

>>75164769
explain this frog

anyone want to work together and find a gf

>tfw on antidepressants and I feel unmotivated and just keep browsing 4chan

>>75164776
reminds me of a post where someone drugged a girl and took her home, but instead of rape he just slept beside her and then returned her back to her home

>>75164778
i wish i lived in Manchester arena

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>>75164802
sure

what's the first step of our master plan friendo?

I honesly don undertsanttd when people "send their prayers to the family" or act like omg it saddens so much like when the manchester things happen.

is so annoying you werent here, you dont know anybody there you shouldnt be getting emotional.

>>75164813
i do that but no antidepressants

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>>75164794
should we be nice to convicted child murderers?

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I never played the game, just collected the cards

still have a mew card from when I was 9

god wants you to commit acts of sodomy and then kill yourself

>>75164826
subhuman post

Europe sounds like a fourth world shithole now, happenings every week.

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;~;

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>>75164821
hmmmmmm

>>75164826
normalfags always need to raise themselves above the rabble

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>>75164799
He's an amphibian

>>75164858
see the thing is stuff like that is rare in europe, so it makes the headlines and you hear about it when it does happen

however shootings and beheadings are common literally everywhere in mexico so people never hear about it. truth is mexico is probably the shittiest hole on earth, even without terrorists

>>75164888
whys he ingesting Windex though

>>75164853

why? is so fucking truth.

is basically a waste of data to just tweet or post that shit,

>>75164873

my math teacher had a picture of this guy in his classroom when I was in highschool and I never asked him who he was

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>>75164909
Try it yourself and you may discover why

>>75164877

explain that to the gf I got on world 17 then, fag

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEATH GRIPS UPLOADED SOMETHING 2 HOURS AGO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTKTk60aGk

>>75164891
mexico has violence mastered, but india is like a circle of hell with rape, pestilence, disease, poo, rotting carcasses floating in rivers of acid

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should impressionable teenagers be allowed to read books by this guy?

>>75164877
>full adamant giving his worthless opinion

>>75164916
he was a really good runner
set every record from the 2k to 10k and was going to go to the Olympics, but he drove his car off the road like a year before

>>75164944
le incomprehensible negroid

>>75164891
Violence has decreased in the last years what you talking about senpai?

i had a professor who once told us a story about how he had pictures in his office about the most important things of the XX century.

>has a picture of an aborted baby
>coworker as him to change it because is too disturbing
>replace with a picture of the holocaust

it always makes me raff.

>>75164944

is this an EP or what

my friend has a 9/10 gf and he is like 5'5"

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Goodnight /cum/

>>75165001
walk up to 10 girls and ask them out tomorrow

>>75165013
no

>>75165002
your flag is not loading
MOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>75164969
Honestly it kind of sucks people like that die when I still exist.

If I could give my life for the life of one who was destined to achieve something, I'd do it. They deserve it more than me.

Definitely not any of you guys though because you're more worthless than I am lol

>tfw no confidence to even start a conversation

>>75165001
probably has confidence and acts like an alpha

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>>75165002
*invades your dreams*

>>75165046
yea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

>>75165028
do it

>>75164994
i had a vietnam vet as my history teacher and he had that stuff too

good fella, he always told us stories about frying gooks

>>75165063
no

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>>75165059
thank god

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>>75165087
PLEASE

stand up comedy should be illegal desu

>>75165087
pussy

>>75165101
why

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>>75165059
Who would actually believe that Reviewbrah was in the UK? He's been doing a series driving around the US for months now.

im hungry

>>75165110
yes

>>75165106
there's a few good comedians

>>75165115
because you'll get a date

>>75165116
That picture is fucking disgusting dude.

This is what is wrong with America. Fucking Americans and their disgusting fattie fetish

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Just fuck my shit up pham

>>75165150
i have nowhere to go to even begin that and they'll probably say no

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BIG MAERICAN TITIES

>>75165144
no

it's a stupid art form that shouldnt exist anymore

a guy doing a monologue about social observations or made up stories is hack as fuck

>>75165157
don't you like THICC girls?

>>75165157
I thought the lolli fettish is worse than a fat fetish

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Guys me and >>75164874 need ideas.

Tomorrow I think I'm practicing driving a bit. Oh ya and buying some rum (after). Maybe apply to some more summer jobs after.

dis DG mix is LIT

>>75165170
1 in 8 girls on average says yes

>>75165183
did you do stand up comedy?

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I like to move-it move-it

>>75165187
No, loli fetish is a patrician one.

>>75165208
not a fan of such odds

>>75165193
I like this part a lot https://youtu.be/JUTKTk60aGk?t=346 so far.

this is peak mexican comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_204RkgSnY

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>>75165208
Hmmm, I wonder who told you that

SHIT

>>75165208
every girl i've asked out said yes

ive never asked anyone out

>>75163432
Captain Morgan black or kraken are my 2 favs.

>>75165209
no, i just fucking hate stand up comedy

>>75164550
Absolute madman.

>>75165250
every girl i asked out went lez

>>75165268
Cool :3 I was thinking of getting kraken >>75163945

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>>75165236
jaja

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Is this the future we rejected? For a Zionist marionette?

I'm a bad bitch. A really bad bitch.

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>>75165308

awaiting a new thread

you talking to me?

>>75165236
>4,512,645 views

so its like a duck song video for normalfags

I took the Oyster advice and it worked
Only a few girls have ever said no

leads me to believe I am overly self-conscious about my social and physical appearance

can i get the original source of the scoops joke

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>>75165339
FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
CBS MY HOLD CELL

BLOMPF
HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!

>>75165381
>>75165381
>>75165381

>>75165363
what's the oyster advice?

bfbc2 was about what i expected
not as bad as the time i tried to play bf2 though...

>>75165292
They sell a version thats only 70 proof down here you can drink a bit more if you just want the flavor.

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>>75165382