Why do you call british people "bongs"?
Big Ben goes bing bong
>>75162411
comes from old copypasta, newfag
More like "bombs" lmao
>>75162448
too soon, friend
>>75162411
Spelling error. It's supposed to be spelled "bombed".
>>75162613
its never too soon fggt
old copypasta, something about brits needing big ben to bong because they cant read clocks
helping out the newfag because i'm fond of this one
>>75164621
shit I'm lauthing as crazy man, tears won't stop
>>75162613
While we are waiting for it to no longer be too soon another will happen though
>>75162411
>go to high school with qt cheerleader friend
>have crush on her
>watch her dance at the big game
>teenageloveyousobad.gif
>she starts dating asshole jock
>i confess my feelings to her one night after a party
>our friendship is on the rocks!!!
>big dance is coming up and im just hanging out with my nerd friends
>she starts to realize she misses talking to me
>on the night of the dance the jock starts being a douche' and bulling people and she calls him an asshole
>she leaves the dance and comes to my house with an american flag on the front lawn
>"anon i love you more than that stupid jock"
>i look out the window and clap
>she runs up the stairs
>we slow dance and makes love but it doesn't feel that good because of circumcision
>"anon you are the most perfect anon out of all the anons and i will love you forever"
>*LOUD AS FUCK CHURCHBELLS*
>*BONG BONG BONG*
>*FOGGY FROSTY AND GREY OUTSIDE*
>Slags walk past drinking bottles of wkd at 2pm on a tuesday
>I will always be a Britbong