>cello >pronounced "shello"

Why would you ever need to say cello?

>>75157771
Chello not shello

che llo

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>norway
>pronounced norgay

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>through
>pronounced "throo"

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>English
>pronounced Inglish

stop pronouncing me


t. cello rossi 1/8 italian

>Pronounces everything exactly how it's written

>>75158681
but Finnish does that....

And this is why French is the superior Romance language, desu

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>Amerifats managed to butcher the word "bologna" into "baloney"

>>75157933
this. dumb foreignfrogposters.

>>75157771
It's "violoncello" you barbarian scums

>>75159135
Do you still call pianos pianofortes?

>>75159162
Yup. (Pianoforte for the s., Pianoforti for the pl.)

>>75158681
literal pronunciation bro
anglofags and frenchfags have the dumbest pronunciation
>c'est: pronounced "Séh"
>telephone: pronounced "télefon"
>baguette: pronounced "baget"
come hug

>>75159162
obviously "fortepian" is superior.

>>75158730
>French
>superior

Literally the most flawed and degenerate of all languages spoken in Europe.
Written French is in fact quite nice, however it all goes to shit with spoken French.
Complex words are broken down into simple sounds and so many words sound alike that it can become impossible to distinguish them (for example - voix/vois/voie, or aux/au/eau, which are pronounced the same).

A lot of words which originate in Latin or another language are the way they are for a reason, however French just doesn't give a fuck and makes them all sound the same.

For this reason, German, English, even Dutch and literally every Slavic language are all superior to French.

>>75157771
its Chello faggot
I played it

>>75159135
violoncello is redundant

>>75159308
"No".

Cello alone doesn't make any fucking sense for fuck's sake, it's literally a suffix.

>>75159308
if you ever played the cello you would never call another human being a faggot because it is rude

Pure latin languages:
Italian, Spanish, Portuguese

Half-bred latin languages:
French (gaul pronunciation), Romanian (slav influence)

Germanics, pure latins and scandinavians have the purest most reasonable pronunciation rules in Europe

>>75159534
I wanted to say that slavic pronunciation is pretty reasonable too, but then I remembered the one time I stumbled upon a linguistic forum and read through endless shitstorms about whether nasal vowels exist in Polish or not.

>>75159786
Serbo-Croatian is perfect in this sense, though

>>75159283
We could make exactly the same point with English:

>too/two/to/toe
>by/buy/bye
>raise/rase/rays/raze
>their/they're/there

OMG it's all the same, such inferior langage XDDDD

>>75159210
Fortepiano is a dynamic, what do you call an "fp" in music?

>>75157771
>shello

Hello Sinaloa nice proxy

>>75158800
I'm willing to forgive that because it'd feel too weird to see my town's name everywhere especially in its derived sense of "bullshit"

>>75157933

Same thing.

>>75160753
t. retard

>>75157771
>cellophane
>pronounced cellophane instead of chellophane

>>75157771
>>75160753
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>75158713
it's what happens when someone cucks your country in modern times and makes you use their alphabet, as opposed to orthography changing relatively little while the language changes.

>>75158486
to go even further beyond
>oo
>pronounced /u/

>leicester
>pronounced "lesta"

>through
>pronounced "sru"

>>75160472
Well to be fair, English is objectively autistic as fuck.

French was my first foreign language and I really enjoyed it, but the Dutchfag isn't wrong. It makes the second least amount of sense of anything I've taken, next to English.

>>75160472
>such inferior langage XDDDD
I mean, it is

>>75159534
spanish is shit. the accents are retarded
>mamá
mother
>mama
they suck (dick)
>papá
father
>papa
potato

this shouldnt be allowed

While - wuail
Whole - hole

>>75160515
It's an instrument as well desu

>>75168106
wai-ill, not wuail

>>75168091
you can actually tell the difference, unlike with english words, and the accent is pointed out wherever it's needed

>>75160472
>toe
>rhyming with two/to/too

neck yourself

>>75158730
>Masculine and feminine objects
>75% vowel sounds
>5 different accent marks to remember
Fuck French