I consider migrating to Mexico so I've got a couple questions:
Is it possible to carry a machete while on plane?
How much pesos will the best looking puta cost me, since 90 percet of your females are ugly mestizo?
Puta madre
>>75152287
Depends, tell me the exact location you plan on traveling to and I'll give you some answers.
>>75152491
Juarez, perhaps. I'm not sure yet.
>>75152517
>Juarez
Good luck getting killed lmao
>>75152517
Nice place, but I haven't been. Go ahead and make the trip and just ask the locals the exact same cringy shit you're saying on here, they'll help you out.
>>75152613
I will not be asking, I'm gonna be raping beaner putas and stabbing spics like a white knight warrior.
>>75152855
Okay lad, send pictures for me
>>75152985
I'll create my own vlog on youtube and liveleak.
>>75153069
Okay lad
>>75152613
And I agree, bestiality is some cringy shit indeed.
>>75153141
Okay
>>75153185
It isn't, though. I urge you to talk me out of this.
1 no
2 idk but I suposed you could get a blowjopb for 5 usd
>>75153240
Nah man, do whatever the fuck you wanna do
>>75153293
Whoa! 5 usd for a half human half ape puta? That's a ripoff!
very good thread
>>75153345
You could always do it with a aids-ridden ucranian for that matter, without any need to travel such a long distance, so why are you complaining about how things are in other places?
Go to brazil and try sopa de macaco.
I heard it's uma delicia.
>>75152613
If you do this you're going to die probably
>>75153774
He is just the next addition in a long list of shitposters obsessed with Mexico. Nothing new, we get one or two per month.
>>75153813
how do you say SOPA DE MACACO UMA DELICIA in polish?
it's for documentation purposes.
>>75153774
>aids-ridden ucranian
Nah, not all have aids, Ukraine ia not another Colombia.
>>75153905
Zupa z makaków jest przepyszna.
>>75153938
Wonderful language
Why Ukranians are more salty than Russians? The guy is Russian not Ukranian...
>>75153938
>>75153938
r8 my pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C2Q8KgARH4
>>75154210
9/10
Only small mistake is first part of last word,
rz sound is little bit harder
>>75154169
Why do some Mexican news outlets lie about him being Ukrainian? He wasn't even born in Ukraine nor does he have a Ukrainian second name.
>>75154290
Gracias. I love your language and I want Ewa Farna to sit on my face.
>>75154490
I'm pretty sure she's from Czechia.
>>75154169
>Implying these are separate nations
>>75154210
Bretty good
>>75154541
She's polish living in czechia you dummy
>>75154670
What ia she doing in Chechnya again?
https://youtu.be/N0T9R-sW5HA
>>75153909
Not even Colombia is as degenerate as your non-country.
>>75156351
My cunt may be a shithole, but racially you are subhuman and that's gross and makes me vomit.