is life really great in Norway?

>>75148731
fuck off we're full

Don't think it can be much better or worse than life in France.

The grass is always greener until you actually cross the fence.

>>75148731
I doubt they have beaches

>>75148803
obviously not considering its land locked. theyre lake niggers

>>75148843
huh

>>75148843
>British education

>>75148803
Here is some OC.
Took this pic myself.
Probably one of my best pictures.
(I suck at taking pictures...)

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>>75149494
Forgot to compress it... here is a smaller picture.

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>>75148803
>I doubt they have beaches

There are, even in the city of Oslo there are a small one

>>75149562

G O A T!

Is there light in Norway or is that "2 hours of sun a day" really a thing?

>>75149562
yeah well, every non-landlocked country has some kind of beaches, but most of them are shit anyway, like our beaches where seagulls bombard you with their crap while crabs try to bite you

>>75149690
Seagulls and crabs aren't a problem here. However the temperature of the North Sea means that you don't really get that "beach" feeling. Of course no one minds that considering they grew up on the beaches we have, and not the ones in Spain.

>>75149651
Very much a thing, but only in winter and in the south. During summer it's a reverse situation of only a couple of hours of darkness at most. And not really very dark either.
In northern Norway it is light all day or night all day depending on season, with spring and fall being a mix of the two.

>>75148843
don't confuse us with those swiss monkeys

>>75149633
Oslo is such a terrible city, Norway is probably the only country I can think of where you'd spend your visit better by not seeing the capital

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>>75149633
omg that's horrifying.

the beach in pic related is only 35 mins away from my house.

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>>75148731
>her necklace

>>75149377
you're not very bright either, remember the ww2 thread

>>75149901
My local beach is half sharp rocks and broken beer bottles, and the other half is muddy sand. Of course the sewage letout from an old industrial building runs straight through the beach as well. Also there's an old pine tree that fell down in the water years ago, and the branches tickle your feet like a ghost when you swim over it.

>>75149819

Sounds great though, getting a couple of months with light 24/7.

>>75149997

That's a new for me. Thought dumping sewage in places people go was a hueland thing.

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>Scandinavia has shit be-

>>75150077
It's not so bad. Really annoying when you're trying to sleep, but at least you can get a lot out of every day.

>>75149997
Aaaw, sorry m8. Come to El Salvador. My Swedish cousins love it here. You will get pussy by the ton, even if you are a bit of autismo.

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>>75148731
shouldn't have looked at her necklace

>>75150168

A lot indeed. Specially in a country you can just roam around not worrying about getting mugged. Sleeping is usually not a problem for me, never got the feeling of going to bed and waking up in regular hours tbqh.

Can you drink or set up a tent in the beachs there? I was told drinking in the streets / in the open isn't very common outside huezil.

>>75150441
Drinking in public is technically illegal, but I don't think anyone would mind. Due to the allemansretten law you can camp anywhere you damn well please as long as it isn't someones backyard or a cornfield of sorts. The only requirement is that you clean up after yourself.

Beach drinking is popular in the summer months.

someone post the image photoshopped to have a ridiculously tall mountain

>>75150441
it's only in northern Norway where there is daylight 24/7 during summer, in southern Norway there are nights too.

> I was told drinking in the streets / in the open isn't very common outside huezil.

It's common in parks in Oslo. Probably the only city in Norway where they do that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWyhLPgpZ3g&feature=youtu.be&t=297

>>75150577

Sounds chill af.

>>75150728

>Tourists arrive for spring... holy kek. xD

Being able to fall asleep in the middle of a park after getting hammered is just awesome. Feelsbad not being able to do that.

>>75149879
>Oslo is such a terrible city,
explain, I've heard it is quite boring?

no. you get depressed and think about suicide in less than a winter

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>rocky beaches
C'mon, man...

>>75148843
Didn't know Switzerland had oil

>>75151113
>>Tourists arrive for spring... holy kek. xD

I bet that Oslo has the craziest springs in all of Europe. This lad filmed the day it was 24C in beginning of May. The next day it was -2C and snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV5lzaIiylc

>>75149633
Even in our most populated beaches we don't have that much chaos.

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>>75149915

She's Israeli.