/brit/ + /everybodyelse/ Trump Edition

>>75144228
Fuck off Aussie twat

>>75144287
me on the left

>be american
>get shot
>become a shartyr

>>75144312
what's the difference between a shartyr and a sharter?

Australians? Not too keen on them.

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Why do White People hate Leftists?

being a sheep farmer seems nice

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>>75144312
Go back to fucking sheep, britbong.

>>75144312
excellent post

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>I'm 23 and a national socialist. I don't go to the general though

@75144360
There is literally nothing wrong with shagging sheep.

>>75144282
>why is japan full of such boring wimps
https://youtu.be/0Z760XNy4VM

>>75144287
4,1,3,2

>>75144384
t. welshman

love stamping on lab mice when we're overstocked

>>75144287
what flag is that on the right?

>>75144454
sardinia

why do women love the idea of shagging their dad or shagging in front of their dad or other shagging stuff in regards to their dad

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>>75144403
>Wales
>4
You've clearly never tasted our delicacies

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I want a Sylveon gf.
>>75144454
Isles of man

>>75144433
I do that too, oh wait, no I don't I'm not a psychotic tory voter.

>>75144486
made me want to shag my gf desu

>>75144386
fucking hell

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>12.5% jewish ancestry
>wants to exterminate the people who constitute the other 87.5% of his blood
Is he /not our guy/?

>>75144482
interesting thanks

>>75144568
jews are strange creatures

sold my house to buy ETH

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Gf

>>75144642
nonce

>>75144642
'ce

@75144642
'ce

>>75144642
hot

>>75144635
Good job anon what price you get in at?

"I wanna talk to you."
"The last time we talked, Mr. Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again."

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

"Getting angry doesn't solve anything."

How can I help it
How can I help it
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby
Hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like yourself?
Should I bend over?
Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?

I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself
But you only want what everybody else says you should want

[2x]
I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

"Humphry! We're leaving."
"Cha-ching!"

>>75144642
the phone posting yank is also a bent ref

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/18/1-5-child-deaths-london-borough-caused-parents-related/

>london
hmmm..

Lads - do cars "drive past" or do the drivers of cars "drive past"? I'm in the process of writing a fantastic novel but would like a quick check on semantics

*blesses the thread*

#75144675
shall not

Got a letter off Theresa May warning about a coalition of chaos
Shan't be voting tory

>>75144675
Mad that this bender's claim to fame is a cracking Ulster parody of his song.

hope labour wins the election
will be funny to see rorke's tears

if i bote laber will i get more monie ? ? :DD

>>75144687
both i suppose. if you know the occupant of the car then "[occupant] drove past" or "he drove past"
but if it's an unknown car/unseen driver then "it drove past" would probably be better

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ah yes

why do people ask where corbyn's government will get their money from?

the minimum wage increase to £10 means that people will pay a bit more tax and have more money to spend on things

>>75144751
cringe

haven't had sex in over 3 years

ama

Hmm latest gogglebox seems to be favouring labour, there's my vote sorted! Thanks C4!

>>75144786
Would heem the little spacker who put the pink lock up

bus has become a hot box
SWELTERING

*licks your willy*

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>>75144809
1 year and 9 months for me

at what point does your virginity grow back?

I last had sex yesterday

Business idea: Everyone earns minimum wage

>>75144911
2 years is officially when born again virginity begins

>>75144568
its only if you've got a jewish grandparent
even hitler knew you had to draw the line somewhere. Straight up DNA is autism

Imagine voting against your prefered party because that would hurt the chances of the bigger party that you don't prefer but would prefer winning over ther opposition of winning

>>75144911
gatto scream

had sex this morning on the floor of my room

>>75144951
guess im a virgin again then

the dogs are acting like animals

>>75144911
>5 years

the animals are acting like dogs

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>guess im a virgin again then

>six months since last shag
my virgin tremours have already come back

luckily still not got the walk yet

Looking forward to geordie shore new radgie rampage tomorrow night lads?

>>75145082
always have to do a double take with this photo

>>75145099
'nce

>>75145082
'nce

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RED SURGE

>>75145099
'nce

>>75145090
>he doesn't realise hes got the virgin walk
suppose the virgin self awareness must also be back

only managed to get a blowie on Saturday night, feel like a virgin again aha

Proper gagging for it

>Moyes

>>75145136
Link

sweating like a pig lads

not even a fat cunt

>>75145162
normie cunt fuck off and never come back

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>>75145136
>TFW I will never see my homeland drop Labour

Comrade...

>>75145180
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-poll-wales-general-election-2017-16-point-shift-swing-a7749786.html

>>75145189
'gin

last time i shagged was valentine's day and even that was an autistic tragedy
>too drunk to get hard at first
>eventually get hard but too drunk to fuck properly so she rides me
>her roommate comes in and tells her not to fuck me because she wants to sleep, and that i'm not 'even that cute'
>tell her roommate to fuck off
>end up just laying on her bed singing along to one of my favourite albums whilst she lays there in silence

>>75145223
FONT

hold on

labour have 20/1 odds of winning
why doesn't everyone in the country put ~£100 on labour winning and then everyone collectively agrees to vote for labour and make a nice bit of cash?

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How do we end positivism?

>independent.co.uk

shan't be wasting the 50 microjoules of energy required to click this link

>>75145309
because then the odds change mongobongo

>>75145210
normalfag

>>75145309
*invests*

>>75145328
you still get the 20:1 payoff if you've already bet you muppet

>>75145309
This is the most jewish thing i've ever heard.

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Wish marxists would go back to coming up with unconventional reasons that capitalism exists again, now its just all kill whitey.

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birmingham is unironically the ugliest city i've ever seen

>>75145367
can't wait to hear the part about how you inform the entire country about this plan whilst simultaneously not letting the bookies find out somehow.

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>>75145322
>Another report, called Convert Anything to Calories, calculated the number of calories burned through the mundane activities typical of desk job workers. Among them? Clicking a mouse.
>On average, 16.7 micromoles of ATP (Adenosine triphosphate) are consumed in moving one gram of muscle for one second. So, the total amount of ATP burned to move 11.7 grams of muscle in the index finger is approximately 195 micromoles (11.7g×16.7μ mol/g). There are 7.3 calories in one mole of ATP energy, so the number of calories burned in clicking the mouse equals about 1.42

I'm sorry friend, but it's actually even more than that

quite proud to say I've never placed a bet, don't want to be a degenerate

just left the house for 10 minutes and I'm a puddle lads

Making my morning poop at work lads

>>75145418
Tragic

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I'm hot

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Just a daily reminder to never go full autism.

Not gay but wouldn't mind shagging a bloke.

>>75145367
the odds change with each bet.
if everyone bets then the odds change drastically.

this could also be construed as paying (bribing) people to vote a certain way, which is illegal
and worst of all, if it worked it would leave us with a labour government!

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off to gym

then come back around 7.30, make dinner

then shower

then clamber into bed

then only 9 short hours of sleep before I wake with a start to the sound of my alarm clock

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>>75145418
>one photo from a dodgy angle sums up a whole city

>>75145524
>if it worked it would leave us with a labour government!

fuck off rorke

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>>75145418
for fucks sakes you can't just put a chrome building that looks like its from the future in the middle of a city.

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birmingham must be filled with some real jive-ass honkeys

bet a few /brit/ lads live there

>>75145423
fuck off

>>75145560
experienced my first ever night out in 'gales at age 16

not bent though

>>75145560
fake news

>>75145578
ok goodnight x

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>>75145223
>>her roommate comes in and tells her not to fuck me because she wants to sleep, and that i'm not 'even that cute'
>>tell her roommate to fuck off

>>75145583
FONB (fuck off normie bender)

>>75145532
>using this an an example of nice architecture

>>75145223
what was the album

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thailad is up awfully late today

>>75145632
The Dodos- No Colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Iu8B3yJIs

going to a fancy spa//lido tomorrow.

its actually a really fancy place frequented by the millionaires in my city but they're doing a promo so and and some mates are going for some top notch pampering.

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>ancestry test came back
>3.3% jewish
brb just going to protest the lack of immigrants in my cunt

not enough fedora worthy posts in this thread

Vote labour
Let June be the end of May

ITT:subhumans.

>>75145696
post fucking machines

>>75145696
pfm

Watching Tracy Morgan on Netflix. He aight

which one of you runts is fucking with all the yanks on /v/
its not funny to hat on other boards

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>>75145632

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>not enough fedora worthy posts in this thread

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feel the same as I normally do on friday without the anticipation of the weekend
13 more hours until 4 more days

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>which one of you runts is fucking with all the yanks on /v/
>its not funny to hat on other boards

>>75145739
it is because they take themselves entirely too seriously and get quite offended

>Being Scottish

why would anyone do this?

listening to 1960s east german choons

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>going on /v/
dire manchild

ha ha, too lazy to cook so i'm just going to eat slices of bread, what am i like

How would you describe an SNP voter?

Might buy a gaming pc

>>75145803
scottish and arrogant

neighbour is in the garden when I want to smoke a spliff

reeee this is why I hate summer

>>75145810
heh... see you in cyberspace kid

>>75145810
Get a gaming laptop. Heard they're shit hot.

>>75145810
why not build one lad

>>75145803

bent

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>>75145810

>>75145803
class traitors

>>75145810
don't do this
>>75145836
don't do this
>>75145838
do this

Kafka sucks, but his books are a good example of the warped mind of the jew.

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>ahh yes why I do in fact partake of the so-called cannabis herb on occasion

>>75145803
someone who voted for the scottish national party

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiuWyFTFqek

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>Kafka sucks, but his books are a good example of the warped mind of the jew.

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>>75145810
just build one

it's easier than a lego set

there's a website that helps you pick out parts and tells you were to order them from to save money but i forgot what it is

pc part picker .com or something haha

Hahahahaha. David moyes. What's the deal with him?

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Post your most powerful image u got.

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>Kafka sucks, but his books are a good example of the warped mind of the jew.

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>super sour pastilles
>aren't even reasonably sour

>'nce

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>*controversial statement or post of another reply in thread*

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>>75145958
every yankoid deserves to be reminded of this daily

>>75145881
replace kafka with zweig and you've got it

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help me /brit/

i saw am illegible bumper sticker today that said something along the lines "motem abi" and i'm not sure what it means

>>75146071
motor cab?

>>75146015
By powerful i mean images expressing a leftist sentiment

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>*controversial statement or post of another reply in thread*

>>75145958
wtf i hate white folks now

>>75146105
no it was some foreign saying

>>75146071
votelabour

>>75146106
i realised that, i just wanted to remind the yanks of what their "heritage" really is

wish there were conservative forums that weren't as uhh... enthusiastic as pol

>>75146071
Fuck off in Latin

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>>75146171

>>75146195
/int/

might drop £100 on a watch

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>heatwave this week

I won't survive it lads

>>75146231
/int/ is radcen territory, sorry lad

>>75146250
lose weight

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gf's got the trots again lads ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHIs7j1CCs
me:left

>>75146250
>27 degrees on Sunday

>>75146267
Don't reply to me

>>75146279
woah I cropped this from my phone to a perfect 1080 x 1080 square, I am talented x x

>>75146305
nice

Lifetime solitude, god can be so cruel

>>75146305
minecraft is great

bought it 8 years and still play it

>>75146337
god din't make you a coward or a faggot, you and your parents did that

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>>75144312

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filet mignon burgers for dindins today lads

why is /brit/ so slow today

did everyone get banned?

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COMFY village in yemen lads
Haid Al-Jazil
would cum myself if i was a caveman and i saw a beautiful defendable rock to build on like this

just bought an £800 alienware laptop desu can't wait to play skyrim max settings

povvos need not reply

>>75146407
i'm having a ketchup sandwich and then i'll just wash it down with milk from the carton

>>75146427
May is cleaning up this filthy den of misogyny.

>>75146434
probably extremely uncomfy

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>>75146434
>>75146427
it's monday, the wagecucks are toiling for mr noseberg

>>75146434
>building on a rock in the middle of a desert
Utterly retarded. If i was a caveman I'd cum myself at the sight of England, fucking easiest land to live on

>>75146479
it's to get height advantage

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>>75146472
Grow up Nazi.

legitimately thinking of getting a book by a pickup artist to help me out, i might just be too innately awkward though, friends have tried to help me pull at a bar but it never goes well

>mum can't cook for shit
>complain about it to her
>she just says "oh well you can cook your own food then if you think you know better"

reeee fuck off you cunt I'm trying to constructively criticise you here

>>75146472
>anti semitism
You're not welcome here.

Really want Lego Star wars as it's free this month with Xbox live but I can't afford Xbox live

>>75146461
Revolting
>>75146513
There's higher ground with what looks like perfect shelves for archers or other projectiles to reign hell fire down on you

why are you in this thread. it's not /brit/ you dumb fucks

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Not much Tim posting today

>>75146540
>complaining about food mummy makes you
scum

>>75146365
To bad its fans are embarrassing.

>>75146434
this looks like a model miniature village

>>75146305
brown bricks in minecrap

>>75146534
Literally all it takes is a bit of bravery and trail and error

>>75146534
>friends
FONT

The weather outside is nice.

>>75146545
Check your dashboard for a deal

>>75146540
That's not constructive criticism, that's just criticism.
>insulting your mother's cooking
May aswell reach down her throat and rip her heart out you emotionless little robot

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>>75146555
bitches came to my thread sucka.

>>75146365
Mental to think it's that old, bought it on the last day of the alpha back in '10

>>75146548
you can kill a few blokes with archery but you can't take on an entire village
i have no idea about when that village was created but doing it on the rock heavily minimizes the potential entrances the enemy can use to get in

>>75146598
Already used them all lol. Only time I have Xbox live is when they offer it for free

>>75146602
>That's not constructive criticism, that's just criticism.
I was being constructive about it
>May aswell reach down her throat and rip her heart out you emotionless little robot
why should I say "oh thanks for tea mum that was really nice" even if it wasn't?
it's dishonest and only ends up encouraging bad practice

honestly, if you wouldn't fuck a cute girl(male) who was literally asking for your cock JUST because >she has a penis are you even a man?

>>75146635
I know it gets said a lot that people here are autistic but this is what genuine autism looks like.

...Shitpost then have a wank ... not bad TM ... 22 May 2017 ...

>>75146609
horrible bleached hair, going to be coming out in clumps by the time she's 40

>>75146555
Fuck off autist

>>75146575
maybe, i'm hoping to make this summer the summer of george

>>75146534
There is little of value in the PUA scene. I think one big problem people have is that they see "approaching" a girl as some kind of crazy interaction - it isn't. Just talk to her the same way you would anyone. Girls are just other people too at the end of the day.

>>75146676
kek

good post

>>75146540
>"oh well you can cook your own food then if you think you know better"
100% right

>>75146635
alri aspielad

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>>NEET
>legit autistic
>fap daily to pokemon
>have no aspirations in life
>still don't watch anime
Always got to be someone lower then you i guess?

'lappin 't 'ass

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PjINNrNviQ

>>75146671
>>75146725
that's not what autism is you dumb cunts
>>75146724
you don't have to be an expert in something to criticise it

>>75146714
>Just talk to her the same way you would anyone.
I don't have a dog in this fight, but my guess is that the people who buy into PUA have already tried that countless times without success. "Just be yourself" only works when "yourself" is compatible with people to begin with.

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>>75146676
Scoochy and TM made me a cup of tea there... cheers guys

>>75146770
imagining steam coming out of your ears like the little autistic robot-man that you are and chuckling to myself

>>75146774
hey, I never suggested that he should just be "himself". I said he should talk to her as he would anyone.

why are you fucking mongoloids posting in a non /brit/ thread as if it were brit


oh RIGHT it's because you're fucking mongoloids as I knew all along

fucking mongoloids FUCK OFF

>>75146461
im attracted to this

>>75146823
autism

>>75146789
swipe down for tim

Who is /brit/'s guy?

is it Kev or Tim?

>>75146819
Same thing applies.

>>75146534
PUA might be helpful if you are someone who is good at System 2 (lengthy, logical) thinking but struggles with being System 1 (quick, improvisational) thinking. It uses System 2 techniques in a pursuit that is generally System 1. Basically if you practice enough with autistic System 2 methods eventually you will be able to naturally emulate smooth System 1 methods.

>>75146834
could turn you to mincemeat with a mincemeat machine pronto you mongrel

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Got the shopping in

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>why are you fucking mongoloids posting in a non /brit/ thread as if it were brit


>oh RIGHT it's because you're fucking mongoloids as I knew all along

>fucking mongoloids FUCK OFF

>>75146877
*slaps a fat girls arse*
wahheeyyyyy

dissertation viva tomorrow
shiteing myself

>>75146819
It's not like I'm a virgin. I've gotten laid before but they've always been with long term attachments or after I've spoken to them for a few months. I'm just awful at picking up women on the spot for a one night sort of thing.

> needing to use bizarro PUA shite to pick up girls when you can just pick them up by being normal
girls really aren't difficult lads
they're as sexually driven as you and I
does not take much to "pick up" a girl

>>75146948
FONT

>>75146948
>I'm just awful at picking up women on the spot for a one night sort of thing.
you just have to understand that you're going to get much more "no" that you'll get "yes"

>>75146914
>Carlsberg
GOOD lad

>>75146472
>>75146434
Comfy? It's literally a rock in the middle of a fucking barren desert. I wonder where all their sewage goes, I wonder where their running water comes from, wonder what kind of wifi they get, wonder where the elctricity is cabled in. Wonder where the shops are, wonder what employment is like, wonder what the weathers like, wonder what the locals are like, wonder what it smells like. I wonder what the local wild life is like, wonder how close the nearest hospital is, wonder how easy it would be for emergency services to reach it.

Wonder why you're such a useless paki that tries to find merit in third world shit holes whilst living here. Wonder why you don't fuck off and live on the disgusting rock yourself.

>>75146971
how do you do it then

students and wagies get home and instantly start talking about women
nice

>>75146846
how so?

>>75146948
I'm going to assume, because you post on 4chan, that you're not the best looking guy in the world. Unfortunately this means you will (like the rest of us) experience way more rejection than you will sucess. You've just got to be realistic with your expectations.

don't know what to message women on dating sites

>>75147013
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Just bought myself some new knickers x

>>75147029
lottie you hottie

business idea: become a pube barber

>>75147046
Pics

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>>75147010
calm down mate who hurt you

>>75147029
Make a reference to something in their profile.

"Oh you like x, me too, what do you like about it"
"Oh you like y, what's that like"

etc.

Anything but "hello" really

>>75147046

bender

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>>75146823
>>75146917
Bitches love my threads

YOU KNOW I AM YOUR DAGGER, YOU KNOW I AM YOUR WOUND...

>>75147035
???????/

>>75147077
pathetic

>>75147077

How's this:

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I messaged you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Anon. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>75147018
Just replace "being yourself" with "talking to people like you normally do". This shouldn't be so hard to grasp, people are very different from each other and so "just do what you normally do" can be radically different from person to person. Person A acting in a way that he considers normal gets laid easily, person B acting out his version of "normal" has no success. That's why """"advice"""" like "just act normal" isn't advice at all unless directed at someone who never even tried in the first place and doesn't know where to start.

>>75147129
Drop the smiley and it sounds good to me man

>almost 2 (two) hours in the same brit thread
BLOODY hell lads speak up

don't know how you lads have difficulty pulling girls

This thread's been a disaster, regroup in here
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352

>>75147010
Rorke's blown a gasket

>>75147182
how long have you been waiting to post that again you vile paki

>>75146635
>I was being constructive
Did you make helpful suggestions or did you just say it was bad
>even if it wasn't
Just say "thanks"

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Welsh Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 44% (+9)
CON: 34% (-7)
PC: 9% (-2)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (+1)

RED
SURGE

>>75147200
just shut up and get in there

>>75147201
>Did you make helpful suggestions
yes

>>75147165
>No sex (that's for dad lol)
um no sweetie not on my watch ;)

>family group chat

End yourselves

>>75147165
poor girl

>>75147204
Can't wait for prime minister Corbyn

>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352

>>75144339
you die for the shart

Whats a new drink to try, sick of j20 and vodka

who do I vote for for legal weed lads?

>>75147077
>Anything but "hello" really
suddenly everything is adding up