/brit/
Talented French Person edition.
Anime
getting more persistent erections now than when i was 17
today in the news: trump touches an orb. this is bad
>>75141413
this desu shadilay praise kek free kekistan
>>75141352
>tfw I already had this guy's wikipedia page open
>>75141413
If it wasn't in the news /pol/ would probably be complaining about how its some sort of globalist ritual.
Tell me one instance of an orb being involved in anything that wasn't weird or spoopy, you just can't.
really activates my almonds
imagine earnestly applying to be a janitor and not getting picked
imagine being that much of a loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKxM4ToLLR8
absolutely screeching
>>75141413
It looks pretty funny though.
>>75141413
>he trusts the orb
>>75141462
yanks are weird
susan
>>75141513
>.cz
probably czech or something
>>75141534
My stance has not changed
anyone up for bunning a zoot tonight?
>>75141552
brits and aussies are inherently normaloids
i find europeans weird though
>>75141469
Is this from Brass Eye? Feels like it's from Brass Eye.
>NEET
>legit autistic
>fap daily to pokemon
>have no aspirations in life
>still don't watch anime
Always got to be someone lower then you i guess?
>>75141592
it's from jam
same writer and director
>/pol/ likes islam now that drumpf does
what went wrong?
>>75141413
>trump touches an orb
wat
got pubic hair and hairy legs at like 13 but didn't get armpit hair until I was 17, couldn't grow a beard until 20 and still waiting on chest hair
>>75141608
Ah right
>>75141352
>French
this degenerate faggot is not french, he's a jew (which is quite normal, considering his "work")
I know Ireland is somewhere off the coast. I know France is down south somewhere. As for the rest of Europe? Don't know and don't care.
>>75141624
almost 30 and still can't grow a beard
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Ohee sorry anon-san (´・ω・`) must be eggroll i had for lunch <!– {{(>_<)}} –>
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/05/22/donald-trump-and-the-mysterious-glowing-orb/
The way these fucks have to compare everything to pop-culture really irks me.
>>75141623
trump is a neocon bitch now
benzos are scary
you're in heaven for a few hours but then you have an intense craving for more and you forget a lot/lose sense of time
never gonna 3 night binge on xannies again
>>75141631
excellent guess though
the Nazis advanced technology in so many areas its incredible
>>75141689
>now
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
U like dat white boi?
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
take dat white boi
>>75141240
>>75141344
Why are other countries not this ALPHA
>>75141689
won't be a neocon until he starts another war with the >muh WMDs excuse and becomes a war criminal
(but when was the last time we had a president that wasn't a war criminal?)
(((trump)))
i'm going to resurrect marcus hausen
he's an integral figure in the high wycombe timeline
>>75141768
yesterday he blamed iran for funding terrorism (while in saudi arabia) so its only a matter of time
https://www.interpals.net/iihf_esc
the gf
is marcus hausen liam? wouldn't be one iota surprised, it's he kind of thing he would do
>>75141768
>starts another war with the >muh WMDs excuse
he literally already bombed assad over a chemical weapons false flag. face the fact that trump is retarded and the american empire is run by an unelected bureaucratic class that can only be overthrown through violent removal.
ahh yes /brit/, the place to talk american politics
not a single intelligent conversation itt
sad
blaming the JFS
>>75141814
Someone put this guy down a well
>>75141726
black feet are unironically disgusting
>>75141867
>>75141859
marcus hausen is a brit
we know this because he got scared when tim threatened to call the police
obviously someone outside of britain would not be afraid of british police
>>75141919
there was a brit that used "Marcus Hausen" and a kev image and posted "I'M WATCHING YOU"
>>75141939
that was an australian
>>75141726
Unironically love dark dark skinned grills
>>75141899
Thats pretty racist of you, did you actually just assume her RACE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4
nostalgic all to fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKXe2T5YDQQ
C'MON
WHAT'D Y'MEAN
Mad how everything in the world tells us that immigration is bad but political elites tell us to ignore all that and welcome our own demise.
>>75141461
you better be baiting
>>75142022
when you realise that political elites have never had the interest of the people they claim to serve in mind then it becomes a lot less mad
wish I was dead
>>75141726
gross
>>75141461
the sun
>>75142062
>>75142022
bro were all controlled by the government, can you imagine how better the world would be without regulation woaaah
>you'll never have a love like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE-O0V-E9e8
>>75142022
I want him to save us.
>>75142103
cute kot :3
>>75142022
but it's GOOD for tha ECONOMY anon stop hating people because of the colour of their skin
>>75142093
Why are penguins such deep animals
>>75142091
I'm a fascist. It's not that I don't believe in regulations, it's that the current political status quo is self-destructive.
>>75142156
>I'm a fascist.
read: im a weak person who needs the state to control my life
screaming (for food)
>>75142093
>in japan even animals have waifus
>>75142220
Not really
Fascism is simply put, the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>75142220
Very interesting, considering the person who initially replied to me thought I was le anarchy fuk da system i dun need it!
Now neck yourself, frog. Before Muhammad does it.
>>75142093
The purest love
White Women are such degenerate sluts, Asian women are the true redpill.
>>75142237
what's an aesthetic theory
>>75142280
oriental women are all incredibly psychotic
>>75142091
small government
closed borders
no wars
that doesn't seem too unreasonable to me
i'm not a particularly intelligent person though so who knows
>>75142236
Might unironically go to a serious academic-tier debate about Monster Musume later this week
I was considering dressing with a quite meme attire
>>75141413
has anyone explained the orb
Whats a new drink to try getting sick of j20 and vodka
>>75141352
He is a kike
And it is not our fault if you love being cucked by niggers so much
>tfw believe in both freedom and order
Does that make me a radical centrist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFHmhXqlUw
this song is by far the most annoying thing i've ever listened to
>>75142366
waters alri
>>75142385
yes
Why did the French people elect a Psychopath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXT4azAACyQ
>>75142422
the french electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them
business idea: vaguely allude to being female on /brit/
>>75142422
Why did America elect a psychopath
went for my job interview lads
fucked it.
Very happy, yeah exactly how I wanted that one to go.
got hgh blood pressure
>>75142546
me for the past 5 years
listening to so solid crew https://youtu.be/1XhJ0xV0gmc
>mr nosenberg can't get anymore refugees to come to my country
>>75142546
I went for my induction at Homebase
NEED a junkie gf
ar Hazza
>ywn be him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN4ooNx77u0
hate hate HATE Newcastle.
Hate the noise
Hate the smells
Hate the shops
Hate the people
Especially hate the people
Get well and truly triggered every time I go
>>75142546
>do really well at job interview
>never contacted again
>>75142641
>sign of the times
lmao why did Prince let him do that
got 2 onaholes when in jap
wish i lived on a council estate in newcastle desu
seems v comf
*blocks your path
"You didn't vote for BONLD FLUMPPH did you"
*fondles the giant glowing orb*
this was Australia's best PM and if you disagree you're a runt
>>75142709
me on the left
>>75141624
Had pubic, leg, arm and chest hair by 14. Beard isn't full yet but idc since I have a great jawline
>>75142729
Forgot pic
>>75142754
no one cares about austalian politics
fuck off
bit warm out
@779
FOY swine, don't ever fucking reply to me again
Are people making fun of Colbert because in the end he was right about Trump?
heard a plausible rumor that the orb is used to pass into the anime dimension
>>75142754
How about no, sweetie?
>>75142795
*replies to you*
nothin personell, kiddo
fucked a yank lass in front of her boyfriend last November lads
he was such a typical yank as well (i.e a literal cuckold)
>being this upset
absolute state
>>75142845
bollocks
who is he quoting lmao
>>75142801
>rumor
Fuck off yank
Why do so many young men refuse to grow out of their alt-right phase and get a family?
>>75142937
me on the left second row
>>75141413
>IM NOT DELUSIONAL HE'S BASED IT'S BASED THAT HE SIGNED A HUGE WEAPONS DEAL WITH SAUDI AM I RIGHT FELLOW PEDES
last year's wishes are this year's apologies
>>75142937
little interaction with grown men to learn from them. so they use jpg images and vlogs instead.
>>75142969
saudi arabia is also investing $40 billion in infrastructure projects in america
they are our second best ally
>>75142969
Really getting sick of this kek meme.
Poor thread
>>75142969
the slanty eyed women is doing something to the sheikh fella. look at their faces.
>>75143024
it's due to the presence of australians
feed me cupcakes
>>75143000
>the country which literally funds sunni terrorists all across the middle east is in any wayour ally
silly yank
john kasich would have made the best president
>Lesbians seek out big butch bulldykes
>Gays seek out little feminine twinks
Just be honest lads.
Homosexuality does not exist.
>>75143000
boomer alert boomer alter
https://twitter.com/KekingtonTimes
Just got followed by this specimen
>>75143000
wow, money?! I love money! you're my best friend!
>>75143084
Why not go for the real thing then?
Also archetypes that are the complete opposite of this are also known to exist?
>>75143117
just had a browse through his "following" page and none of them look any better mate
sort yourself out
can't wait to be home from work and rolling a zoot
>>75143080
Forgetting someone?
>>75143117
doxxed
>>75143157
I blocked and unblocked it to get rid of the follow
want a pet yank so i can rub his tummy and call him chubbington
>>75143154
Silence homosexual.
I have spoken.
Labour SURGE in wales
>>75143203
very bent post
house is full of 30 something depressives. two of the women have started a fued and keep trying to get me (a 23 yo uni runt) to side with them.
absolute state of oldies
>>75143220
RED SURGE EVERYWHERE
I'd love to just feel a guy's muscles lads. Just grope him all over. Maybe a lick or a bite here and there
Based Gideon SLAMMING Marxist May
>oi! did yew know michael moh is a sag of shit?
>>75143291
bit gay
>>75143249
have you ever entered into sexual activities with said women?
>>75143291
Prague is a very busy place today >:|
I am tired already
>>75143220
Need the same in Scotland
hate partial fraction decomposition. NOT a brainlet just find it tedious simple as. love wolfram alpha
Are people racially targeting Greater London because he's black? Sad!
>>75143339
no
I tried to shag the only young (24) girl here (face like a clapped arse) when I was off my nut but she basically told me to fuck off
Tfw there is no 28k hidden in your walkers packet
pjw grew up on a council estate in sheffield
>>75142641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYPsV6YJGxk
Best Harry vid incoming
>>75143403
>Tfw
>T
FOPP
>>75143344
How's the gay scene?
>tfw i have two alleged fitties (according to my flatmate) living upstairs and haven't met them yet
>fat cunt I shagged at the weekend has sent me a friend request
>>75143427
ask yer da
>>75143434
bit gay
>>75143434
>shagging fatties
STATE
got off with very fit girl in nipon
>can't ever get any (You)s on brit/pol/
That place is infuriating
>>75143465
ooer
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/racist-thug-jailed-for-assaulting-pregnant-woman-who-lost-baby-in-bletchley-coop-car-park-a3545456.html
Which of you was this?
Everyone's memeing about twin peaks on /tv/, but is it worth the watch if I never saw the original one from the 90's?
>>75143293
Meanwhile
@75143471
thats pretty tragic
>>75143471
fucking shithole mate how can you stand the place
>>75143477
didnt do sex but snogged and felt her up a bit
keep getting into arguments about the IRA with my irish friend
might punch his teeth in to remind him who's in charge
NEED a kayleigh gf
>>75143487
Start at the beginning
>>75143526
>>75143496
>daily mail attacks corbyn
yes very interesting
love feeling a girl up 2bh
>>75143543
the sooner they cancel shit the better
such a shame to see the pile of wank it's become
What do you lads think of the amazon supermarkets coming to the UK? Quick rundown.
>Scan your Amazon card when you go in
>Take what you want from the store
>The store tracks what items you pick up
>Your amazon account is charged for them when you leave
>did you just deny human biodiversity anon
>>75143566
yeah only watched 2 episodes of the newest season and can't handle it
>>75143459
now now lad your mum was asking for it
any really hairy lads about
how do you deal with it?
>>75143550
Not an argument taig
>>75143589
as soon as snoop dogg skyped them I packed it in
haven't had sex in 3 years but can still remember vividly the feeling when she first grabs the willy
>>75143582
ill probably only use it if its cheaper than a regular shop
>>75143582
love 'em
>>75143582
the future
>>75143620
can remember her timidly exploring my willy and being surprised about the size
have many memory wanks to how she did that
>>75143602
haha :)
>>75143620
virginity status: regrown
I think my pubes are red
wish i was irish
they have the best women
>>75143648
NOT because it was small.
What will they say tomorrow lmao
Not afraid to change her mind?
>>75143655
dont disagree
>>75143648
bet it was because it was small lol
i'm a born again virgin
sex is vital for the health of the third eye
lack of it causes blndness and pineal gland calcification
>>75143648
>being surprised about the size
Must have been pretty small.
Remember all evil german people you see are actually austrian?
Really hate the reddit influx into /pol/ that tries to pretend Trump's kikery is okay.
>>75143766
reckon yours is welded shut then
>>75143677
Ireland is rank as fuck mate
>>75143766
only sex with black women (aka G-d)
white women are a creation of Yakkub and are freaks of nature, they should not be touched. The sooner they die out the better
>>75143778
>Hitler
>Evil
Erm sweetie..
jajajkajkajkajkajkajkajk
>>75143809
fuck off hans
>I'm gonna digeridoo you in the ass
>>75143778
pay up piggies
>>75143778
how's the tranny evil?
>ass
FOY
Official "it's too hot" post
>>75143840
I think you know
>>75143853
its quite warm
>>75143853
was just thinking this
fucking dying here
*blocks your path
I hate kids
>>75143889
bizarro-nonce
>>75143889
'nce
made the mistake of watching porn and now my willy feels all charged up but I cannot wank
>>75143778
>Hitler
>arnie
>evil
>>75143853
>>75143864
>>75143872
Come on lads, fess up, how 'hot' is it
>>75143907
why can't you wank?
>>75143778
>Merkel
>Not evil
>>75143925
fucking boiling mate
24 C apparently
>21c
better turn the fan on
>>75143925
prefer not to say
accidentally sent traps to the uni whatsapp group
guess im voting corbyn then
>>75143947
>>75143949
embarassing
business idea: competition called /brit/s got talent where the winner gets free pints for a year
>>75143931
it's just very inconvinient right now
I've had a shower, it's super hot here so I'll get all sweaty pulling the donger and will have to shower again, plus I don't have headphones on me and the laptop has awful speakers
essentially, it is not optimum time o' wank
*screams*
>>75143966
why has he got /pol/ meme brackets around his name? is he a self-hating jew?
>>75143968
oo you're hard
>>75143947
>>75143956
>tfwing coming home for British summer
>get to miss out on Aussie winter and have a second summer
>tfw it's gunna be like late aussie autumn at best
What did /brit/ mean by this?
>>75144002
think Jews caught wind of it and do it out of solidarity so show they don't care
>>75143997
>sunday
Wish I was fucking dead. DEAD.
Doing a 1am on a cold winter's night
>19 degrees
ice age compared to what it was a week ago desu
>>75144002
this >>75144023 is why
>>75144034
I wish you were dead too.
picked her up by the waist and said i was going to throw her in the pool, which i suppose was a test of if she was a no-fun boring type but she thought it very amusing and really started getting into me after that
>>75144021
What
>be ontarian
>be wet
>>75144034
cross paths with me and you will be
libertarian. free thinking. simply want the government to leave me alone. Top three dislikes 1, Nonces 2, Animal abusers 3, Lefties
the 'ni 'zas
bullying /pol/ about trump's kikery
they are SEETHING lmao
>>75144067
That really fucking hurt
>>75144095
I'll be dead from laughing too hard at the state of you when you're just a red smear on the floor.
need mo money fo dem programs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID5wDKiI8so
>>75144114
>bullying the mentally ill
waheyy, well done mate, bet you feel really pround
>>75144114
>kikery
We'll have less of that language here
Need a bitcoin panelist boyfriend
>whitey
I want to hold her hand while we walk to the polling station where I pretend to vote labour but do a cheeky conservative vote instead.
>>75144133
>pround
lmao fucking STATE of you
>>75144151
shut up kike
>>75144118
Don't worry, I still love you Pajeet, my son.
>>75144156
he needs a danged haircut
>>75144160
Fuck off Tory
buy bitcoin
>>75144156
the shadows in the back look very aesthetic
>>75144159
>scandinavia
erm no sweetie
Bet there's not a single person over the age of 18 in the national socialism general
>>75144160
would be a very satisfying feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvfSgO51YE
>>75144160
ah yes the ol jaundiced gf
any tim updates?
>>75144186
Fuck off literal child
what would mike pence be like as president?
Need a deranged high powered CEO girlfriend
>craptocoins
>>75144204
I'm 23 and a national socialist. I don't go to the general though.
>politics runts at it again
can't wait until 5 when the normies come online
>>75144048
>15c at night
>winter
>>75144208
haha love how the title is spelled wrong, brilliant
lot of shite gimmicks around
terrible thread
>tfw no brit gf with RP accent
>>75144228
>>75144228
>>75144228
New Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5niabCnLag
>>75144159
why is japan full of such boring wimps
also nigeria getting on it wahey lads haha Johnathan GoodLife Adetombola is on the sesh haha
>>75144264
try again, sweetie
>>75144264
>edition not in the title
lmao have a word you utter mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl6Wc5K73UQ
>>75143797
why are slavs so incapable of detecting sarcasm?
might go to xoyo tonight
>>75141682
>eggroll
you're not japanese get the fuck out of my house!!!!!!!
>>75142366
come on lads?