can't absorb the corb edition
>>75138352
>bongs have to choose between mummy censorship and a literal commie
What the fuck happened?
>>75144228
>>75144228
>>75144228
Actual Thread.
Triggering /brit/ is so nice, and all i had to do is not type in the name bar.
>>75147177
not in the subject, illegitimate thread
shant make a single post in this sorry excuse for a thread
Rare
Jezza
Just sent a quite important email to the wrong address. haha
>>75147307
A E S T H E T I C handwriting
>Welsh Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 44% (+9)
CON: 34% (-7)
PC: 9% (-2)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (+1)
RED
SURGE
listened to eurobeat all day at work today
LITERALLY where is everyone????
theory: cthulhu lies in wait beneath the irish sea
>>75147362
mummy is FINISHED
>>75147394
on their way
never done sex
did theresa already implement her 4chan ban?
>>75147431
just be yourself
>>75147394
threadwars and the weird aussie thread have fucked it all up
>>75147431
sex sucks
t. virgin
>>75138352
I want a Sylveon gf. Fuck white women and anime pokemon are the only true waifus.
>>75147443
[post blocked by GCHQ]
>>75147477
You only suck for foreplay
t. Girl
3030 way past the millenium
>>75147404
Fuck off Swiss yank
You truly are a clueless insufferable cunt
>>75147307
honestly at least the guy sticks to his principles. other than brexit i mean.
Better be selected
https://imgur.com/r/GoneWildScrubs/
why are doctors and nurses so horny
>>75147500
Tremendous post
Reminder that if you hate Canada, you're a paki
hate pakis love canada love pints
>>75147477
>sucks
FOY
hate canada, love pakistan. simple as
hate pints
>>75147538
I legitimately don't know but I noticed this weird trend too. Scrubs aren't a sexy uniform either. Maybe it's the high stress environment, late hours and chances of privacy?
>>75147537
absolutely shrieking, hope (s)he gets the job
there should be a meme limit for each /brit/ thread. After something like 10 memes no more should be allowed untill a new thread.
>>75147627
>meme
we call them gimmiques 'round here sweaty xx
>>75147627
They would all get used up at the start of each threads.
imagine being tended to by a nurse with a buttplug up her arse
hate pints love koppparbergs
>>75147615
scrubs are pretty sexy as I assume they're fairly loose fitting and light. with only your underwear beneath it would be free like you're wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all
like when I first started wearing boxer shorts
love pints
Deeply disinterested in politics and race
HATE Canadians with all of my being
>>75147500
fuck
i'll never recover from this
>>75147654
that's the dream
gas gas gas
i'm gonna step on the gas
>>75147615
they have to get dressed and undressed at least twice a day in front of colleagues
LOVE jezza corbyn
LOVE john mcdonnell
HATE the tories
LOVE pints
simple as
>there should be a meme limit for each /brit/ thread. After something like 10 memes no more should be allowed untill a new thread
>>75147647
ummmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM SWEATY only the finest of gimmicks are considered gimmiques
it's all well and good to have a gimmick, but gimmique.... that's a world beyond
>>75147693
*diffuses away in the atmosphere*
Honestly think I've developed in to a solid 7 since I lost weight and strated to give half a care about how I look. I often find myself staring at myself in the mirror for extended periods of time. Just a shame my social skills haven't improved at the same time hahahahaha x
>>75147709
how did you get that pic of me
>>75147496
cracking album
>trump supporter.png
>>75147747
post pic and i will tell you. I think it's very unlikely you're a seven though just based on probability.
>>75147747
post a pic of yourself and I'll call you a 5 or something and that'll set you right
give me a follow on twitter would ya lads
having a comfy can of galahad
>>75147747
>I often find myself staring at myself in the mirror for extended periods of time.
dont do this its not good
you're deluding your own mind into believing you're more handsome than you really are
not saying you're ugly
Why are Squirrels so god damn T H I C C C C
Can White Women even compete with that?
>>75147747
I highly doubt it you repulsive troglodyte aha
>buy £65 BTC to buy some stuff
>it's now worth £71
just call me Warren Buffet lads
>>75147795
wtf I love corbyn now
>>75147814
clearly not a squirrel though
some sort of other small mammal, vastly overweight or just fluffed up
not a squirrel
do you even have squirrels in Australia?
love pints, hate pints, its that simple. sometimes.
CHOON
https://youtu.be/7sxAnejb9bs
>>75147814
i think that's a chinchilla
>>75147859
>west midlands
t. paki
>>75147553
>Pakistan is catching up though
>>75147825
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Buffett
DOXED
>>75147795
need this lad to foy
Love the IRA. Hate the UVF. NOT a Catholic just don't like them simple as. Love McGuinness
>>75147847
>>75147882
might have a bottle of red wine haha
>>75147890
thought that was a willy from the thumbnail. disapponted
Need bitcoin and ethereum to crash sunshine so I can buy in
Give me your best, most innovative, most lucrative business ideas RIGHT NOW
>>75147804
>you're deluding your own mind into believing you're more handsome than you really are
I'm fucked then
There's unironically people ITT who've ordered a cider at a bar.
Howling
wish the good guys had won the cold war
NEED a carshare gf
*parks a van full of what might be explosives in your driveway*
>>75147962
swap the finnish and greek flags and see if anyone notices
brit more like trash
>>75147890
me at the table wishing i was somewhere else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUnArImvGVE
>>75147896
fuck fuck fuck
*liquidates my $71 trillion in assets*
>>75147979
I don't like the taste of beer and lager. It could be worse I could order vodka and coke.
>>75147984
*rings my cousin and tells him to let the boys know that the Protestant actually lives 3 doors down*
>>75148019
nothing wrong with vodka and coke
did a very solid poo just now. t'was standing upright in the bowl before flushing.
Mangoes are the single best fruit in the world. It's not even close, they're so sweet and soft and juicy and delicious.
Fuck I love mangoes.
Ya, hey dude, lemme get errrr lemme see, ya got any bud light? nah? ah okay dude lemme just get a black n tan then
thanks bud
>>75148036
Sure. In a club it's fine.
>>75148019
Can't believe women post here
>>75148067
>drinking while clubbing
>In an Irish pub in London
>Yank walks in and orders two Guinnesses
>tries to pay with a ten euro note
>barman tells him he obviously can't pay with that
>Yank goes "fuckin' ridiculous" and reluctantly pulls out his Amex which he has to sign for
looked a right twat
>>75148019
i only drink spirits, thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o
My current jam.
>>75148083
Popping a molly sober isn't fun.
whiskey and coke
red bull and vodka
>>75148019
You sound like a bitch
>>75148119
>Popping a molly
FOY
any gin and tonic man in
الاهلي_اهلي_دبي
>>75148146
good lad
>>75148090
stop bullying yanks
>>75148119
>popping a molly
you have literally never take a drug in your life, stop posting you emaciated scrote
Will Corbyn finally finish off the last of the Irish?
>>75148136
I'm not about to force myself to like the taste of either of those.
if i want to paint my house all the colours of the rainbow it is my business and mine alone
>>75148150
rasheed
>May denies U-turn on social care plan. Live now.
F I N I S H E D
>>75148156
reporting the facts mate
was fucking funny though
What would you do if you had an additional:
£1?
£10?
£100?
£1,000?
£10,000?
£100,000?
£1,000,000?
£1,000,000,000?
>>75148038
t. Washed his ballbag with mango bodywash and now realised he lovea mangoes
>>75148146
used to main Jin in tekken 3
https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/11714/how-long-are-men-allowed-to-have-their-hair
Whew thought I was going against Mohammad (PBUH) for a minute there
>>75148162
Literally couldn't give a shit what you believe m8.
>>75148173
Jezza loves the RA tho
>sold ~20 BTC when it was £8
>sold 16 ETH when it ws £6
Fucking gas me lads.
Enough is enough.
Gonna dump £1000 split equally between 5 obscure coins that may balloon 1000% and another £400 into Ethereum.
Then gonna do my best to forget about it for a year.
>>75148119
>molly
let me guess you take 'xannies' and drink promethazine too?
>>75148090
>can't pay with Euros in the financial capital of the world that is currently part of the EU
the yank was right to assume he could use Euro desu
>>75148175
I didn't like the taste of beer when i was 16 too, you'll grow into it.
>>75148146
>gin and tonic
>men
uhh..
>tfw yet ANOTHER philosophy factory just closed down in my area
How the heck am I supposed to find a job in this climate?
>>75148222
I know you're taking the piss but most places don't even take scottish notes
i didn't like the taste of semen when i was 16, i grew into it though.
>>75148195
>can of coke
>few pints
>lots of pints and a pizza
>driving lessons
>car
>house
>house and savings
>house and investments
>buy an island
wish I was nicky hayden
AY, ATS LEEEGUL TENDUH THA
don't see the point of a gf
>constant discussion about coins outside the designated coin discussion zone
not a good sign
>>75148279
FOB
Pabst Blue Ribbon gets a bad rap but I honestly kind of liked it the few times I tried it
>only ever saw it available in ONE place and I got a few mostly for its meme status
>>75148261
that's because scottish notes aren't real money
>>75148261
Don't think this is true at all
>>75148313
cringed
>>75148300
its usually inside their pants
SCREAMING
https://www.fb.com/JeremyCorbynMP/videos/10155379618158872/
>>75148195
buy a scratchcard
order a cheeky just eat
buy some vinyl
buy new speakers
go to hong kong
take the lads from /brit/ to shagaluf
buy a house
buy a small football club and play football manager irl
TAKE THE REDPILL.
>>75148328
the point is usually in the lads pants
>>75148313
PBR is literally discount uni beer here
>>75148329
>fb
shan't
>>75148295
Alri Michael MacIntyre
>>75147983
tfw you will never fall in love with a pure northen girl and instead be surrounded by pakis and cockneys alike
>>75148325
used to work at Tesco and we didn't take them because they were too easy to fake
>>75148329
>making fun of disabled people
edgy
>>75148313
Drank it every day for 3 months when I was in the USA and got a taste for it
Soon as I got back home, crap like Heineken tasted really amazing in comparison. PBR is piss. Molson Canadian is way better.
>>75148261
The north does.
Also, Scottish notes aren't LEGAL tender. Despite what the angry scot shouts at you.
>>75148359
*prances across the stage*
YAH SO I WAS IN WAITROSE
>>75148362
Silly. Where i live most shops take sterling (of any kind) and Euro desu
>>75148361
My friend is northern and a virgin. She's a little bit disabled though.
>>75148329
>Posterchild of modern labour
Just recalled the time we had to write a short piece on our favourite musician in secondary school and I did mine on Weird Al
AH yes
Went out for a cheeky spliff lads
>>75148340
>take the lads from /brit/ to shagaluf
that would be the most dire holiday in history
>>75148328
just get a fleshlight
cheaper, easier to clean and doesn't complain
>>75148362
>too easy to fake.
This is bullshit by the way.
The English notes were the most faked currency.
>tfw left about 100 quids worth of shopping at a checkout because the cunt wouldn't take my money.
Love weird Al
>>75148410
Did mine on Eminem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liypVRnNqT8
>>75148417
>>75148419
c4 would definitely film a load of autists going there, i'd make that money back
I once did Weird Al's Ebay song at open mic night because it was the only thing I could play that wasn't The Beatles or Wonderwall
>>75148442
howling
love this country
>>75148425
>having £100 in cash and no money on your card
hmm
>>75148397
you must live in battyman central then
>>75148410
wrote about stormzy in my gcse exam
dio cano
>>75148475
please take that language over to /carribbean/
>>75148471
>owning a (((credit card)))
>>75148509
>what are debit cards
>>75148501
kiss me teet
pree dis wetbwoi
wanking over the thought of corbyn as pm
>>75148509
>>owning a (((credit card)))
>>75148471
I had money in the bank to use my debit card
I also had enough in English notes. It was about 70 english, and maybe 30 quid in Scottish I handed over, but I had the other 30 in English too.
I could have easily paid. I CHOSE not too because they were being cunts about it.
everyone has a credit card
cash is shit
cards are great
>>75148542
A Jewish trick
>>75148410
In year 8 we had to do a 'desert island discs' on Macbeth.
I said the first song he would choose would be 'Niggaz Wit Attitude - Fuck Tha Police' and continued on basically the most offensive song names I could think of mainly out of American nigger culture. My teacher actually read it out to the class and gave me an A.
>>75148580
>cards
>cash
>not applepay
plebs
>>75148567
utter shite you povvo jock cunt
>>75148571
i don't
>>75148567
>I could have easily paid. I CHOSE not too because they were being cunts about it.
showed them
>he doesn't have a travel rewards card
HOWLING
not trusting the jews with my money. keep it all in the safe under my bed securely locked with the secret PIN number (1077)
ah yes nothing like constantly carrying around stupid pieces of paper and several kilos worth of shrapnel because moronic germans won't use an inexpensive modern payment solution
... been gagging for a wank all day ... about to succumb ... 22 May 2017 ...
Being a virgin over the age of 20 causes irreversible brain damage
>I could have easily paid. I CHOSE not too because they were being cunts about it.
>>75148619
>leaving a paper trail
>>75148628
swipe down
>>75148602
You know some poor wee cunt had to take all the stuff back and put it on the shelfs.
>tfw now I'm older I realise it wasn't the till prick being a cunt who had to put it back, but some wee 16 year old part-timer.
At the time I was like fuck 'em.
>>75148619
What are you talking about, everyone accepts card/contactless except maybe the paki-est of paki shops
>>75148613
>not exploiting the jew
>heh... this'll teach you to reject scottish notes
*walks away from checkout*
canada is p. mint country
only problems i have are cuckdeau and the lack of old architecture (not their fault tho)
>passport application accepted subject to security checks
not like im a fucking rasheed tbqfh
not trusting the jews with my money. keep it all in the bitcoin wallet securely encrypted with the secret PIN number (1488)
always carry pocket money because you're not allowed to pay with credit cards if you buy something worth less than 15/20 euros
>>75148682
>>75148661
not in germany
if you ask why they give you nonsense about "trusting cash more" and "not being in debts"
utter bollocks
watching MASSIVE yanks on my 600lb life makes me feel a lot better about myself desu. who is the fattest lad on /brit/?
>>75148661
I never buy from a place that doesn't accept cards. Even though I pay with cash.
Don't trust paki's who don't want a paper trail.
>Had about 300 quid on me on holiday because card was about to expire
>Starve to death because they're Scottish notes
>>75148571
not really
>>75148712
That's insane. Chip and pin is like 20 years old at this point
>A 2008 study published in the American Journal of Public Health found that delaying sexual activity may "create health risks by impeding development of the emotional, cognitive, and interpersonal skills that are crucial to satisfactory sexual functioning and general well-being."
BILL C16 PASSES IN CANADA
NOW ILLEGAL NOT TO USE SOMEONES PREFERRED PRONOUNS
lads i've applied for a postal vote but i'm worried it won't get here in time
if i'm already on the electoral roll (but applied for a postal vote) can i still turn up the booths and vote manually?
>>75148728
so you don't have a bank account?
>>75148693
Quebec, Ottawa, and Toronto have tons of Victorian era architecture. No reason not to utilize the massive space we have to build large modern houses.
>C-COME BACK HERE AND PUT THIS FOOD AWAY IM SORRY ABOUT THE SCOTTISH NOTES
Might whollop my knackers with a potato in a sock
>>75148799
hand deliver form to your council tomorrow
nope
>>75148810
I do but I just have a debit card
>>75148571
I just have a debit card
The £58 billion black hole in Corbyn’s shambolic manifesto means he cannot deliver anything
>>75148812
>Victorian era
not that old desu
my local church is from the 11th century
>>75148857
wut only the top 5% pay more tax, i'm all for saying corbyn has got the numbers wrong but taht image is just a lie
>>75148793
You going to let a bunch of gay-ass words on paper get you down?
>>75148857
Better than the Tory one which doesn't even have a fucking pound sign in it.
>>75148857
isn't the 58 billion covered quite easily if you read into things?
Looking at hotels in Detroit
Worth the read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Hy58FUPCQ
>>75148913
oh I'm sure it is my friend... I'm sure it is.
>>75148857
>tories have to lie to damage control
>meanwhile their own manifesto basically shits the bed in regards to the digital age
mummy may's on the ropes lads
>>75148857
ah yes it's labour who keep running the debt up
>>75148900
>>75148893
>>75148904
oh look the loony left brigade are here to tell us how bankrupting the country is ok!
pro-tip:socialism has failed everywhere it has been tried
>>75148904
>Wasting time and resources over bureaucratic wank
lad...
>>75148951
got to spend money to make money
lets set aside the rhetoric
>>75148875
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_Canada#Victorian_architecture
>>75148875
Same haha
What does it feel like /brit/?
>his country isn't in the top 10 arms buyers, let alone the top 2
>because they don't have an army
>because they are part of the EU
>which they can't leave unless they pay a shitload of money
99% sure the girl at the till in tesco was flirting with me
too bad I'm a borderline autistic fuck to act on it, many such instances in my life, sad!
>>75148961
your iq is lower than dwarf's arsehole
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4527148/Gay-didgeridoo-porn-film-branded-cultural-appropriation.html
Absolute state of these perverts.
can hear my neighbour screaming against his gf and insulting her
reckon its going to be his ex gf very soon
>>75148961
I don't want a socialist Britain I want one that's less elitist.
will kill myself if corbyn wins
Why are there so many wogs and chinks in south belfast? just fuck off rrrrooooooooooooo
>>75148961
take your meds you bloody schizo
>>75149041
she might well be but from experience that is a fucking boring job and you one tries to banter with customers to make it more interesting
>>75149007
i'm not sure why you replied with more victorian architecture when i just told you that isn't nearly as old as half the shit here
don't get tetchy lad, it's not your fault your country's a youngun
If humans are 80% water why don't Australians evaporate
gf is really into sex where I scream abuse at her while I shag her senseless
think my french neighbour might be able to overhear the yelling but who cares haha
>£3500/month
>>75149102
Magic
think i'm going to take up buddhism
bf is shouting at me again
might cut off his balls while he sleeps x
>>75149109
just say "pardon my French" afterwards
>>75149123
pocket change if you aren't a runt
>>75147553
gave a SCATHING reply to one of these posts
>>75149109
nah he's talking about how she's cheating on him
insulting her all lots of birds name and everytime she tries to voice up she gets shut down
you the cat
me the bird
>>75149098
I thought you meant that Canada's architecture was not as old as Victorian era. But yeah of course it's not going to be as old as European countries.
>>75149155
>buying 30 year old american military tech
>not selling your own military tech to upstart retard nations who pay more than it's worth
positively crying at this development
>message an alright bird on tinder
>reply is full of bad grammar
>lose interest
Am I retarded
buddhists are just pussy muslims
*blocks your path
bit hungry so I'm going to go have a snack haha
>>75149226
how bad is bad grammar? i'm frequently lazy but if someone frequently uses wrong homophones or what have you then i would get frustrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-_SV2ooRqk
Fear I may eat this entire bag of toffee popcorn before the sun sets
>>75149257
Wrong homophones and mid-sentence capitalisation
the gf actually likes Theresa May's internet regulation and censorship policies
cannot understand it, she's not 58, she's 18. how does a young person get such a mindset?
>>75149301
nice reddit image
>>75149301
'nce
>>75148951
fucking idiot
tories have reduced the deficit, therebye reducing the rate at which we gain debt
they haven't eliminated it entirely
labour doesnt give a fuck about the deficit and is happy for us to rack up more and more debt until we're in japan's shoes
>>75149070
Il dit quoi ?
>>75148793
link the paper lad
>>75149301
Because she wants you to spend less time on here
>>75149297
I do fucking love goth birds
>>75149301
Your underage gf was raised as part of the facebook generation
There is revenge porn of her out there and that betrayal means she doesn't trust the internet like we do. She fears it.
>>75149301
More censorship = less cases of terrorism. Its good
>wageslaves home from work
>thread immediately full of normie rubbish
ahh yes
>>75149297
yaaaaaassss`
>trump endorsing a country who's state media said it hoped sunnis would defeat Shias and Christians in "syria, iraq and the world"
it's just BASED 4D chess, am i right fellow pedes?
wish trudeau would ban the internet in canada so i could have a real life
>>75149345
>19:30
>home from work
??????
>>75149340
>>75149324
>18
>underage
did the age of consent go up recently?
>>75149301
let's see now...
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
the electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them
young people don't know what they want nor what's best for them
people who think they know what they want and what's best for them also don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>75149374
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>75149392
Near enough
>>75149392
fuck off you 18 year old redditor spastic
>>75149360
they're our little bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bxM7XBfV_I
>>75149340
younger generation ought to be MORE internet savvy, not less
>>75149360
source on said quote?
>>75149360
Trump is cucked that now he fired comey to prevent himself from getting busted by them for the Russian connection. Now he is making excuses so he doesn't get impeached. He is done, the media is roasting him 24/7.
>>75149326
il répète "salope" en boucle depuis 5 minutes intercalés par des "ferme-là !"
elle essaye de se justifier, balbutie des débuts de phrases mais s'écrase vite devant la fureur de son mec
j'aimerais pas être à sa place
>>75149418
hmm ah yes
>>75149431
They understand it better, but don't like it as much as a result.
>>75149412
not a redditor and I'm 19
>>75149425
need a translation
>>75149466
it's genuinely incredible how much 911 traumatised america
>>75149463
T'arrives à entendre les raisons de leur dispute ?
>>75149439
https://twitter.com/LinaArabii/status/866613575862956035
this is a levantine talk show talking about it
9/11 mentioned
bf is shouting at me lads
>>75149466
that was over 15 years ago lad
>>75149508
*egyptian sorry. The person who posted it is syrian
>>75149466
Sometimes they bite back.
>>75149502
Soft wee poofs
>>75149506
elle l'a trompé apparemment
>>75149492
arab guy with a heavy maghreb accent vs occidentalised arab
>watching Car Share
>this specimen appears
just what in God's name did the BBC mean by this
Scraped the front bumper on a low wall at work lads.
Feeling like a bit of a doofus tbqhwy
want a child lads, don't care if it's a son or daughter
KV at the age of 20.
>>75149502
>>75149492
They're not speaking french, I can't understand their language.
>>75149340
This, roasties love their revenge porn law shit
>>75149584
Knight of Victoria?
>>75149583
'nce
>>75149533
ah yes, im sure the saudi government have completely changed their minds on the west and infidels broadly
that's why they're continuing to fund jihadis all over the world, because they love america so much
>>75149620
we control them
>>75147390
I do that quite often as well.
>>75149297
right i'm in
>>75149342
this desu
north korea doesn't have any terrorism afaik
>>75149340
>doesn't trust the internet like we do
I don't trust the internet at all, I've literally never uploaded a picture of myself anywhere. Doesn't mean I want more regulation, though.
>>75149485
you saved an image from reddit kill yourself