/brit/

ended up having one too many last night even dropped score on my uber rating

Reply to me

corbyn for president

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anime

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need a latex gf desu

feeling so tired and shitty today
know I should probably go to the gym and that I'll definitely feel better after but having a hard time summoning the will to go now

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>>75138323
Good edition

ignore the rasheeds, mummy may might take away my hungarian goat milking forum

No.75138351 that is my gimmick

>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352
WE
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352
ARE
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352
ALL
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352
IN
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352
HERE
>>75138352
>>75138352
>>75138352

>>75138383
oh fuck off not you again
we aren't going to use your threads

>>75138383
the state of you

>>75138383
thanks

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Hot chips?

what's the best way to ensure the survival of the white race lads?

They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over.

hate aus brainlets

ladies and gentlemen it's the payne in the butt

don't even THINK about you

>bosniak posts link to a vid on brit/pol/ claiming it's of him fucking his 3yo brother
>loads of faragefags watch it then pretend they're disgusted by this noncery

Must have a nana gf

lazy town man has cancer again poor guy

two huge pork sausages and some potato salad for breakfast/lunch lads

>>75138435
Business idea: breed the white race out of existence

imagine being belgian AND having a little willy

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>>75138465
MUST have

>>75138435
>they were over. the gunshots were over. my shooting was over. and then it was over

>>75138475
eat this
*shoves my pork sausage in your mouth*

>>75138485
Business idea: reply to conpletely unrelated posts

Environmental protection is supposed to be a very conservative thing.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/25/stonehenge-tunnel-desecration-prehistoric-traffic-jams

how long has auspol existed
didn't even know we had enough runts to sustain a politics general

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the aus minus 85 iq brainlet is still here, howling at his life

meanwhile I was busy fucking my aus gf

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>>75138505
*heems you*

FOY

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just got let off with a warning by the local police after trying to purchase condoms from Tesco. The new beta sniffing dogs got but a whiff of me and i was done for. Why cant virgins catch a break?

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Some madlad and his gf had a BIG crash on their bike last night
I was coming home from the rooftop bar with my girl and this bike coming towards us just completely flipped over at speed and thew the two of them off

The guy looked alright since he just tumbled but the girl flew off completely and got really battered
Lots of blood and her arm looked definitely broken

>>75138435
The feeling hit me like a point-blank shot straight in the face, something wasn't right about this. My Beretta stirred nervously under my coat... But the train doors had already shut behind me, and I was in for the ride.

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what do you lads call this?

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>>75138433
plant your aryan seed in the wombs of chocolate angels

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ALL of the irl mates I've had as my friend circle for the past 5 years are shilling tirelessly for Corbyn on facebook and becoming the worst stereotypes of "muh evil Tories muh NHS" activists

god fucking dammit I don't think they'd even want to be my friend if I was less quiet about my political views. At least I'll be leaving town in a year or two, it's about time to start drifting away

>>75138587
memory stick

I'll have you melts know I'm having a shitty day and my fuse is EXTREMELY short don't test me.

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the non-country posted

>>75138587
USB stick

>>75138595
they don't like you anyway m8

>>75138595
i'm sure you're closested about your views but the conservatives aren't exactly doing a good job at the moment

what are you doing in vietnam you mad cunt

>>75138607
It's not my fault we exist, it's Englands, fuck them

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>>75138587
a png

>>75138605
what is belgium

>>75138587
barm cake

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>>75138580
looks like a warzone

>>75138587
flashcard

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>>75138580
Here's another pic of the blood
She looked really beat up, was lying in the road all twisted for a good while until we dragged her over to the side and some guy got her some water

Was pretty surreal watching this bike just fly through the air like that

>>75138580
Jesus Christ thats like fatality blood.
You lads like to keep the camera rolling.
I've see some shit but, never thought to take a pic.

>>75138631
I'm alright with Tory-bashing, it's the naive and politically illiterate delusion that Corbyn or Labour is somehow better that's aggravating

>>75138587
"a usb"

>>75138580
>>75138678
extremely kino photography.
Did you get her to hospital?

>>75138678

Let me guess not a single person stopped to help

Fucking Chinese people

doing a hot steamy poo

people who see accidents and have their first thought being to take photos are genuinely the most runty attention seekers on earth

>>75138587
a chipper

>>75138683
>>75138598
potential new meme

>>75138587
flash stick

>>75138719
clearly it wasn't his first thought, since he dragged the girl to the side of the road before any of the pictures were taken

doing a sad

>>75138702
>>75138701
a lot of people stopped actually and someone blocked off the road until we could move her and the bike off to the sidewalk

we hung around for a bit and I called an ambulance but we left after a little bit since there was nothing for us to do
the girl was alive and sitting up but bleeding heavily and pretty obviously had a few broken bones at least.

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almost done eating these two huge pork sausages

almost too much for me to eat haha

Amphetamine shits

>>75138719
I didn't take one of her on the ground all bloody
but I wanted to get a cheeky shot of some of the carnage without being to morbid

dont care

>>75138774
thats clearly a chinchilla you cunt

>>75138745
oh yes, got her into a better angle to get photos of her.

cannot even fathom how much of a boring cunt you have to be to do it.

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Still alive who you love

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>>75138789
wrong

here's another angle

>>75138726
chippy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsnio3bQiss

me and the lads made a little music video please like and share

>>75138812
amazing what perspective can do

>>75138812
Thats the rodent we can cull

>>75138808
I don't have the upstanding Pentecostal morality of an Australian I'm afraid

lads i am eating a yogurt

Ladies Love Cool James

>>75138911
it's really just indicative of what an attention seeking runtlord you are. it's not even really about doing the right thing, it's just how far someone will stoop to have something interesting to show because, as I said, theyre fucking boring.

>>75138848
Sleepy version of been caught Jewing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

>>75138934
I'll put this as a note in my diary for next time sir

>>75138848
what absolute shite

*votes labour*
ahh yes

Eaten so much I feel sick

>>75138955
well it's pretty true desu. you're the most argumentative cunt in here so if you had some rebuttal you'd surely sling it my way.

things done in vietnam so far
>posted on 4chan
>drank some ant tea
>took photos of a bike accident

quite the expedition

finished my yogurt lads

>>75138994
are you ok

>>75138991
Disgusting fat shit

lads

anyone else eat cardboard

>>75138991
FUCK OFF TO SLEEP

>>75139020
no my bf broke up with me today

>>75138991

don't believe you

hmmm

>>75138994
crease, seems like you're VERY upset

>>75138994
glad you're keeping up to date

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very depressed

haha

>>75138940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjcy6tUMkR0

>>75139035
fake news

>>75139050
this lol

>>75139035
alright lad thats no reason to pick fights. lets all calm down

so the aus brainlet is a faggot too

>>75139044
it's just fucking confusing. i genuinely cannot fathom being an adult and taking photos of some accident for no reason other than to show people.

>>75139097
because its cool, don't get to see many accidents
if someone died I'd get a pic of it if I could

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>>75139050
Same

NO GF!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75139129
nutter

>>75139050
Not depressed and I'm a wagie aha got lucky I suppose aha

need a promiscuous gf

>>75139097
the point of pictures is showing other people things

need context

Get off your arse and sort your life out mate

>>75139176
being born thick is considered lucky now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6eEI93_0w
>This was me and my girlfriend's song. We'd sing it at each other for laughs. She died and I placed her ashes in the sand at Cape Tribulation, Australia. The plaque on the tree reads "Forever painted in pepper sunlight"
God love you youtube Bradley made my eyes leak a bit.

Get off my arse and kiss me loverboy

CLEAN YOUR ROOM BUCKO

>>75139231
Don't know how you came to that conclusion sweetie, surely you

>>75139258
>>75139263
which one do i do first

Guitar Songs (setup 1) - 'These Days' - 'Show Me the Way' - 'Follow Me' - with Guitar
... my Guitar improvisation of these - REM - Peter Frampton and John Denver covers ... Gibson Guitar Les Paul & my Yamaha Acoustic Amplifier ... filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 22 May 2017 ...
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I was forced in to 17 May 2017
- I use the PMT bought Gibson Guitar lead which was delivered to me about mid-day 27 April 2017 by DPD
- I show an intimidating text sent to me by Marcus Hausen several times recently
- I show a strange letter sent to me 8 May 2017
- I show what look like hacks on my PC
- I show how finger instructions work on Piano sheet music using 'Honeysuckle Rose' as an example

>>75139252
wanna see this for some reason

>>75138960
sounds like you don't understand the movement or the culture

Just moisturised, feel very soft and cuddly right now lads
NOT gay just take care of myself, simple as

Brexit

I moisturise my right hand every night

>>75139322
NOT gay, just a metrosexual, nu-male, psuedo faggot, simple as.

>>75139252
blacked is pretty much racism at this point

don't like germans

>>75139252
>>75139372
cannot believe how minging piper perri is

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Some less morbid pics I got yesterday from this rooftop bar

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She's a keeper this one

>>75139429
I'll take your word for it m8

>>75139384
No, hate pakis

>>75138588
>black girl with no titties

absolutely pointless

>>75139429
ah yes the quirky girl faces
>haha look I'm moving my head back to make my chins look fat
>haha look it's a sad face
>haha makeup xd
>dude self deprecating humour lmao
>dude low self esteem lmao

fuck off

I hate it when other girls do this

>>75139429
>22

Christ, the poor lass has had a hard life.

>>75138587
USB thumb drive/USB stick

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>>75139465
>other girls
>other

>>75139429
shit poster you are

>>75139465
>other girls

>>75139465
hi x

>>75139252
>>75139467
>braces

into the bin it goes

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>>75139465
>other girls

>>75139465
L O N D O N

>>75139465
Post your tits Nigella

>>75139465
Get your tits out love

>>75139369
do you do that for the ladies?

>>75139465
scared

>>75139533
Just ol 'Alice' here

Changed my search settings on bumble and since then I'm literally getting a fraction of the matches even though I extended the range/age

Bit weird

>>75139429
Respect, she's honest. Fair play

>>75139559
Alice Springs is your gf?

>>75139578
Name for your wanking hand mate, 5 letters

>>75139564
hello ugly

Janny, BAN THIS KRAUT

>>75139564
>"omg don't just reply with "hey"!!

>use bumble
>girls respond with just "hi" or "hey"

>>75139604
Actually feels that way

>>75139465
A D E L A I D E
D
E
L
A
I
D
E

>>75139600
GET HIM JANNY

>>75139559
excuse me?

>>75139600
don't get me wrong i'm all for watching a pre-pubescent looking girl get pummelled by 6-10 black guys at once i just don't think she's fit

>>75139653
Hello Alice

>>75139634
this
fucking wind up

piper perri literally looks like a child
anyone who wanks to her is a certified nonce

>>75139429
>le 'funny lass' look

How contrived. Sad!

>>75139654
nonce

>>75139634
yeah either that or a fucking gif

that's if they even message you in the 24hrs to begin with

absolute piss take, but I get much more attractive girls matching me (similar to girls I can get irl) on there than on tinder haha

alri janny

>>75139654
not to mention she's a "blonde" with dirty disgusting brown eyes

*overthrows the tokugawa shogunate*
wahey

he's here

Jan
THE man

gracious janny, please have words with this fucking nonce runt

need a new dresden lads

Does tim have neighbours in the same building? Couldn't deal with him playing guitar

always seems weird in gangbangs for the people who dont have their knobs in the woman
they just stand around with their knobs out

>>75139796
bit odd innit

heard they were recruiting more janitors

>>75139680
Explain how bumble works to me please

>>75139834
Girls have to message first

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love that ciggies come in proper packets here

*plinks on my guitar*
ooooOOOOooooOOOooo
sweet child ooOOooof
*plunk plink plonk*
miiiiineeeeeeee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8kSNIbbL1M

>>75139787
REALLY wish i was a big niggy nog with a BBC

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lmao

>>75139846
Can they see that I've liked them?

>>75139834
You swipe like you do on tinder, except the girls have to message first, and they've only got 24hrs to message you or the match expires, and if they do message you, then you have 24hrs to reply or the match expires

It gives women the "power" I guess, so more girls are attracted to the app as they have less chances of having to deal with creeps

Wrote a 10 page for manifesto for my janitor application

>>75139902
so it basically lowers your chances of success?

>>75139896
Nope, just like tinder, you've no idea

You can buy premium and see

>>75139922
if you're not good looking

>>75139867
good shiba

>>75139922
girls secretly hate having to take the first step anyways

>>75139035
just get another one

>>75139948
ahh yes so me then

>>75139922
if you're average or below, yeah probably

if you match with someone and they expire, you can easily DM them on ig (they all link to theirs in their bios)

>>75139790
Not only does have neighbours in the other flats but he had the nerve to complain to his upstairs neighbour that he was making too much noise. The guy just laughed at him.

>>75139252
Whitey btfo!

Lads

GF broke up with me because I'm too ugly

>>75139905
hope you get accepted x

How to get laid

>>75140020
Don't believe this

*doxes myself*

>>75140068
hello icelad

>>75140093
Me in the orange top.

>>75139922
yes, exactly

>>75139948
>>75139980
even if you're good-looking or above average you'll be more successful on tinder

>>75140020
shes right

I discovered a new band i like two days ago the problem is two of the main members are black (islander i think).

Did Janny clean up Merkels mistakes yet?

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apologise

>>75140102
Hello Ástralía

>>75140174
Wow so powerful!

>>75140093
I used to get confused at this
then I realised the guy has cancer

Hello

aren't shiba's the kind of dog to shit behind the couch and blame it on the cat

>>75140356
aren't yanks the kind of humans who shit their pants and blame it on liberals?

watching babymetal

Might goosestep down to tesco

why did the thread die?

Chronic headache today lads

>>75140463
germans

>>75140438
>>75140438
Get me a can of Thatcher Gold and a twix please

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>Anne de Gaulle was the youngest daughter of General Charles de Gaulle. She was born in Trier, Germany, where her father was stationed with the Army of Occupation in the Rhineland. She was born with Down Syndrome and in a time where disabled children were sent to institutions, she lived with her family until her death.

>There was one sacred rule in the de Gaulle household: Anne was never to be made to feel different or less than anyone else. Charles de Gaulle was noted for his reserve and even with family members he was usually not very demonstrative. Not so with his daughter Anne, who received a warmth that he had seemed to be storing for his entire life just for her. He would entertain her with songs, dances, and pantomimes, he would often act as a child himself to bring her joy. One Colombey resident recalled how he used to walk with her hand-in-hand around the property, caressing her and talking quietly about the things she understood. She was, he said simply, “My joy. She helped me overcome the failures in all men, and to look beyond them.”

>In 1948, Anne succumbed to pneumonia, a month after her 20th birthday and died in her father's arms. Upon her death, weeping, her father said: "Now, she's like the others."

>On 22 August 1962, Charles de Gaulle was the victim of an attempted assassination at Petit-Clamart. He later said that the potentially fatal bullet had been stopped by the frame of the photograph of Anne that he always carried with him, placed this particular day on the rear shelf of his car. When he died in 1970, he was buried in the cemetery of Colombey beside his beloved daughter.

>She could only utter one word clearly and confidently in her entire life: ‘Papa’

>>75140463
the leftypol spammers were right
mummy may is executing /brit/ posters
they're coming for you next

>>75140463
sorry it was me

*slowly kills /brit/ from the inside*

imagine if 4chan was banned for real in the UK
what would you do?

>>75140174
I demand Iceland apologise for abducting indigenous women from the British Isles. I demand reparations for their forcing them to become concubines and raped repeatedly until they produced new generations of Icelanders.
I don't care really because I know history was brutal but, the world has become an absurd place.
just pointing it out.

>>75140539
Fucking Tory Jews.

awwwwwww who fucking farted hahahaahahaha

>>75140539
Probably get a life

>>75140539
shitpost on 'ddit instead

>>75140121
not the case with me

on tinder I can only seem to get on the good side of average matches, on bumble I get multiple hot matches every day

>>75140539
get a vpn

>>75140539
make a copy or a distributed version

>>75140539
watch telly

>>75140564
>implying using facebook or twitter or reddit instead is somehow better

>>75140539
We should make arrangements for when this does happen.

I say we just have /brit/ threads in the comments on Tim's videos.

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>>75139465

>>75140588
where the fuck do you live

>>75140665
its a very real possibility now
and probably a lot of other sites will be banned too

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Fuck the Labour Party

>>75140766
Diane Abbot is legitimately mental, like a conspiracy theorist posting on /pol/.

>>75140539
protest

and use a vpn

Analytical Philosophy disgusts me. Sure continental philosophy is just bullshit marxist sophistry cuckoldry but Analytics always get under my skin. The fact they think they can accurately describe the world in reductionist, mathematical terms for me is sufficient proof that Anglo and Kikes are in no ways intellectually equal to continental Europeans.

>>75140539
Get a life.

>>75140739
Can't say I'm really worried about it as long as they don't ban pints.

>... Imitation of Life Selfie ...
What did he mean by this?

>>75140836
Hume had some good banter with his induction problem and is ought
has been causing trouble ever since

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>Analytical Philosophy disgusts me. Sure continental philosophy is just bullshit marxist sophistry cuckoldry but Analytics always get under my skin. The fact they think they can accurately describe the world in reductionist, mathematical terms for me is sufficient proof that Anglo and Kikes are in no ways intellectually equal to continental Europeans.

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walsh lads

Desire to meet any woman strongly disappears after having a wank. Really makes me think.

>>75141012
lets wank each other off then :3

4chan will die in your lifetime

SHEILA GOES OUT WITH HER MATE STELLA

you will die in your lifetime

NHS hospital food is fucking slop. How do they get away with that shit

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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Should we read books written by Jews?
I'v come across quite a few books written by Jews, in fact Jews seem to write quite a lot. It doesn't seem wise to ignore everything they create, it also seems unwise to paint them all with the same brush. They do have an overall higher iq and so, they most likely are capable of writing some very interesting and intelligent books

>>75141057
No I won't

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having a strange desire to post a high-res close-up picture of my scrotum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-4T-WES5M

... nurse could you double the benzodiazepine ...

>>75141089
hayek wasn't jewish, mises was

>reading books

don't forget your fedora

>>75140539
immigrate to canada/czech republic

>>75141132
Didn't even have to look at the flag to know you're an American.

>>75141089
Literally can't imagine caring about this sort of thing.

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fee fi fo fum I smell the bum of an Englishman

>>75141089
>It doesn't seem wise to ignore everything they create, it also seems unwise to paint them all with the same brush
obviously dickhead

might have a cheeky nap

>>75141191
fee fi fo fent
if you ask me, you sound quite bent

>>75141256
me doing a read

>strongbow honey
>strongbow elderflower
>strongbow red berries
feel a bit queer drinking these

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um

>>75141238
fee fi fo Hey!
I must say my fine fellow' "touché"

... White cat action chasing mouse video ... reminds me of a Little Rat Thing Marcus Hausen which made disgusting comments on my videos ... Get hit on the head and forget about me Timothy James Byrne in my new rented flat in High Wycombe ...

>>75141298
wat

>>75141298
ah yes

>>75141298
what's the big deal

i don't get it

he didn't ban the saudis and they've been a close ally for decades

... clown ... idiot...snail......

>>75141323
tell me about the orb

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>>75141323
>what's the big deal

>>75140724
London

>>75141323
Its a n occult globalist ritual

Mike Pound > Tom Scott

someone get tim a white cat plush

>>75141352
>>75141352
>>75141352

New Tread.

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Boil the rice, pay the price

>>75141354
love this meme

>>75141391
And a green card.

>>75141366
I visited New York for a few weeks and still had more luck on Tinder so I don't think it's a city size thing. How old are you?

>>75141780
23

It's not about having luck, I can get matches on tinder, just not really as attractive as girls I can easily pick up irl

But on bumble I match with them all the time

>>75141894
21, yeah I'm using "luck" colloquially to mean "high-quality matches"

I get less matches on Bumble and they're uglier than the matches I get on Tinder

Weird, also the new thread was started way too early