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bruce

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She actually went for it

Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the brythonic nations which have been the most successful in their time.

>>75136374
tasty on it's own imo

bit of cheese or pepper mixed in is nice too

>>75136464
Oh dear hahaa

>>75136469
you mean the atlantic nations

but only in the modern era
the most intelligent Europeans and historically most successful have been Italians and nearby nations

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Literally just sharted my pants for this first time in my life.
I'm a meme now and I don't know what to do with myself.

>>75136464

you must be hamsom

Brown rice golfs pretty well

>>75136503
foy

>>75136464
>Criminology and primary teaching
Bit of a strange combination

>>75136464
Primary school teacher then
That's what you want.
Gtfo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>75136503
Pics?

>>75136534
Not if you want to work in L*ndon or the n*rth

is there a scientific term for when your willy gets small after swimming/ it's cold?

4 inch penis any tips?

*plays my drum kit really loudly in the garage*

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hahahahaha

>>75136578
Your whole penis, that's the tip.

Geddit?

>>75136578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

>>75136578
Only if you arn't a jew or muzzie xDDD

which i had goals

>>75136619
not much point if you cant achieve those goals tbqh

>>75136592

haha

>>75136599

?>>75136618

?

>>75136619
Get four sticks, put two on your head and two on your feet

Now you've got goals haha

>>75136667
>he pandered to the euros
>didn't say get 8 sticks, 4 big and 4 small, put 2 of each on head and 2 of each on feet

>>75136656
It's like your country, small and probably shouldn't exist haha

>>75136592
>>75136667
Oh dear hahaa

>>75136691
do NOT like victorian rules

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>>75136503
hello fellow IBS sufferer welcome to hell

>>75136619
goals are just artificial impositions of deprivation

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TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP

>>75136701
AFL is obviously pointless (we know this)
But watching it high AF in Etihad is comfy AF

>>75136712
haha sucks to be you i can unironically hold on for a week

>>75136742
>bird posting
Is it the new duck posting?
We'll find out in the coming days and months

>>75136695

? Your country literally contributes nothing to world lol?

At least we have a bunch of scientists that contributed, meanwhile you low iq savages just surf and swing from trees.

>>75136744
>AFL is obviously pointless (we know this)
what do you mean by this

high as fuck and thinking about all sorts of bollocks lads

>>75136695
Belgium invented chips. You're just an inconsiderate Australian.

>>75136770
small pee pee

>>75136770
wifi is ares

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>>75136742
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

Is Laura lad still here? Need updates

>>75136775
sports are just a circus to keep the plebians entertained while we extort their labor

>>75136802
tit lol

>>75136775
Wheeeew! Alright I'll try to break it down
AFL (the football played by the rules of A*ustralia) has no point in the grand scheme of things, thereby being point[i]less[/i], which is apparent to everyone as an obvious fact

oh fuck
I'm not a NEET any more
shit, SHIT, I didn't mean to get the fucking job
god dammit

>>75136787

80 iq

>>75136817
>>75136834
t. girly girls

>>75136835
I know this feeling

Start on Monday

>>75136839
80mm willy

>>75136863

100mm

>>75136863
QUITE the Chad

>>75136874
ur a small guy

>>75136860
that's today

>>75136885

brainlet go surf

>>75136783
like what

Adolf Hitler - the man who took on the banks

willy's so large that a qt accidentally touched it just trying to touch my thigh while she was giggling

right embarrassing for us both

>>75136860
Oh you look out your window at the cold grey dawn it's seven o'clock on a Monday morning

pour a cup of coffee
better make it a strong one

>>75136912
4 inches for u

>>75136887
Next Monday silly, although I was thinking it was Tuesday today

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l-l-let me go human reeeeeeeeeeee

*clap*
WHAT'S goin' on guys it's ya boy anon back at it again with another post, today we're gonna be doing a Let's Play of /brit/ but before we begin make sure to click that reply button, lets get at least 1 (You) on this post guys I really appreciate it and make sure to donate to my Patreon, link is in the description

>>75136931
lucky git
I think I'm starting tomorrow

I've already forgotten everything she told me at the interview

>>75136916
the real fake doors commercial in reddit and morty

>>75136925
bit of a PG-rated dream there

Paddy Losty - the man who took on the pints

>>75136802
meh I just wet slices of stale bread and throw it out for them. Chirpy birds had a nest for years in my chimney. Don't even fuck off when I'm out the back. Dogs are afraid of them too

>>75136927
Plz stup it mekking me sad

Told em I'm gonna be there for at least 6 months, but really just for 2 months bahahahahahaha idiots for trusting me

purposely brake check every single normie runtoid with a baby on board sign using an automobile every time without fail

>>75136947
*smashes that reply button*

>>75136947
*unsubscribes*

why did funimation not get bruce faulconer back japanese music is gaaaay

>>75136974
annoying as fuck when you're hungover

>>75136974
>Dogs are afraid of them too
Gangsta birds or faggot dogs?
I would ask about poster but we all know the answer to that

>>75136963
unsure if this is you implying that i'm relaying a dream or you telling me that that happening is a dream of yours

reckon it's the former and i don't bloody appreciate it

>>75136981
all cops are bastards

Why do yanks call it super morio? And posta for pasta? Are they fucking dense or summin

>>75137007
Mate he's got you over a barrel! Bahaha

REALLY high
can't see very well
head hurts a bit
hungry

>>75137021
>Are they fucking dense or summin
Yes.

>getting laid off from my cushy comfy job on friday
>have to go minimum wage job hunting

currently applied to do late dishwashing shifts at tgi fridays haha end my suffering

WHY AM I SO FUCKING GAY LADS????

>Young British Lads. You know the way the media and Tories are focussing only on wether or not Corbyn supported the IRA? That’s because it only bothers old people who remember the RA, and they want to influence them, and frighten them. Because older people are the majority who voted for Brexit. That means the Tories don’t even consider you a threat, they don’t think you’ll show up on election day . Prove them wrong for the craic

Nice blog.

very bored

link me something to watch on youtube

>>75137021
brits say pasta really gayly (passta)
parsta is far better

so high jesus fucking chris

>>75137049
BECAUSE YOU LIKE GETTING WILLIES IN YOUR BUM AND/OR LIKE PUTTING YOUR WILLY IN BUMS

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>>75137061
>parsta

>>75137063

dude weed

>>75137061
>parsta
foy

>>75137050
didnae read a word hen xx

anyone recommend any kino recent sci-fi films?

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00) Early Thread
01) Messing me about (an ode to tim)
02) Irish Weather (Kev part 1)
03) love pints
04) rorkesheed
05) hate foreners
06) didn't read a word
07) Walking towards your heart (Kev part 2)
08) F.O.Y.
09) Hello Janny (Doin' it for free)
10) Work tomorrow (FMSU Remix)
11) Thread wars
12) FIFA ft. MC Deano
13) Travelling down the M50 (Kev part 3)
14) Early Thread (Reprise)
15) Piano Solo - Timothy Byrne

>>75137085
all australians say it that way

t. not him

>>75137061
That's just accent, southerners say pahsta and northerners passta, but Americans pronounce it posta/parster which is intentional

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Jo

/brit/ I am SO FUCKING HIGH indulge me

>>75137045
Don't they have dish washer?

>>75137061
Lol for us parrsta is the posh way of saying it
When I first saw the chain Fasta Pasta in Aus I was confused because I'd never heard an Aus say it so I assumed it was Fasta Pasta not Farster Paster

>>75137006
My lads are gay dogs. They'd end any cunt that came in the house but I introduced them to ducklings as pups so any small chirpy thing is an enigma

>>75137097
my lip wobbled

>>75137111

I SAID 'DUDE WEED'

I work for Marcus Hausen AMA

>>75137111
dude lmao

had a dream where poo comes from willies and someone put their willy up my bum and pooed up it

>>75137102
It isn't a north south thing, southern here and we say passta, it's a class thing (at least in the south)

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Thailad's mongrel kid in 10 years

>okay kids, ret's all bow to great miritary reader

>>75137118
apparently not

>>75137100
sure you know what an enunciated r sounds like? for example only americans pronounce the r in mother, aussies and brits don't

>>75136589
sharting at this webm

>>75137097
very nice

>>75137157
Better off applying for waiters + tips.

guys stop making such funny posts, my laughter is going to make my choke on my eggplant burger

prefer American English me

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>>75137111
well to put it simply the Roman Empire is the reality that underlies our current shared reality.
When god created the universe, to carry out the work he created a pair of beings, one which became good, and one evil, but neither omniscient or omnipresent. When Jesus died and rose from the grave this should have ended the world and commenced the kingdom of heaven, reuniting humanity with the divine singularity. Instead the evil demiurge, who controlled the Roman empire, placed the world inside the black iron prison, which was a kind of hologram that froze time in about 30 AD. Since that time, we've been living in a kind of temporal bubble in which we can't see that the true time is 30 AD, not 2016. Outside of this bubble the good demiurge is trying to free us, and had created a being called VALIS that exists outside the bubble (ie, in the real time) but could send information using tachyons to people inside the black iron prison. So accordingly, the hologram still exists, and the if it were to collapse (if VALIS could get through to enough people with the right information), we would be returned to the real time which is 30 AD, and presumably this would commence the kingdom of heaven.

>>75137061
kys fag

why are southerners always so fanny blasted about us?
go shove your head in an aga

>>75137194
Hope you got some avo in that (only if you never want a house tho)

>>75137197
>me
and yet you like characteristically british turns of phrase

>>75137234
>poortherners

grim

I actually agree with most of what thailad says re foreners but it just seems too hypocritical coming from a sexpat

>>75137230
will thugs ever recover?

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Been doing a bit of tindering and see so many girls with something like "swipe left to mirror selfies" like would girls really swipe left to someone like this just cos it's a mirror selfie? Nowhere close to pic related yet but have fairly defined abs, but don't wanna do it now cos of all the bios I see saying no

>>75137197
Hey call me on your mobil

Stop cunts. I got hiccups.

How do I solve my hiccups??

>>75137249
yeah not disputing it but why obsess

>>75137267
girls dont know what they want

>>75137191
my autism is too strong i'm afraid

ay white boi

>>75137235
>avo in that (only if you never want a house tho)
was this a joke about the price of avocados? the problem with that joke is that only people who wouldn't find it funny are those that are smart enough to know what you mean

>>75137230
what?

>baysil

just fuck off yanks

when you tell png to come to /brit/ only for him to be ignored

lol dumb cunt whitey btfo

>>75137267
that's shopped

>cilantro
>'erbs
fuck OFF yanks

>>75137267
having a pic on your profile be you topless in a mirror makes you look like an utter bellend
you're better off showing off your 'scles more subtly

>>75137307
I kno' righ'

>>75137299
more liek gaysil lmfao

>>75137280
What you're shy?

>>75137296
baffling

listening to goldfinger on the 'ify
honestly doing fuck all in this internship, I just do bare minimum work and instead phonepost while listening to music

>>75137325
Girls day one thing but do another.
They may say no mirror selfies but that's a lie.

>>75137285
Nah some trustfund Aussie 25 year old with like 19000 properties and a Trumpesque daddy loan said the reason millenia los can't afford their own house is because they buy avo on toast in cafes - but the price of avos IS shocking

>>75137279
sounds a bit rapey but probably true
>>75137316
look at his ig, bit of HDR, but not shopped
>>75137325
as do the constant "beauty" snapchat filters, still doesn't stop girls doing it constantly

>>75137250
o'rorke

>>75137299
O-REG-A-NO

Lmao fucking spastics

despite all the mocking, it's really me this time and i am REALLY high

hate to keep drawing attention to it but /brit/ is my thought journal more or less (and i'm sure it is maany of yours too considering all the "having a wank" and "doing a poo" posts, and since i'm high as fuck right now, being high is pretty much all i can think about

>>75137361
>as do the constant "beauty" snapchat filters, still doesn't stop girls doing it constantly
girls dont need to worry about looking like bellends because they get hundreds of matches no matter what they do

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me on the left

>>75137351
he's right that people spend a lot of money on silly things and never save
but honestly I think most people our age just feel they have nothing to look forward to.

>>75137385
grim

>>75137361
>ig

what is this, for the non-athletically-inclined?

Heil Hitler!

*proudly salutes*

>>75137402
insta

>>75137374
>par-meh-zhorn
yanks should be tied up in a bag with a brick and thrown in a river

>>75137175
post here, I want to see some brit cities

>>75137374
same

I will be voting Labour

>>75137414
you know what? you're not far off

>>75137397
Yeah totally but like some lad the yesterday posted a link to a guy back in the day that ought a farm at 17 and a warehouse at 25 - never gonna happen now

>>75137427
quite unamused by the selection of radical centrist candidates in the upcoming 'ection

>>75137415
Just use YouTube and Google you autistic fuck.

POOOOOOOOOOO

hahahaha

Cut a small slice of hair and now regret it

i'll have my 'ection coming up you in a minute mate

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>POOOOOOOOOOO

>>75137474
ah, yes. the EDL in Cornwall

>>75137415
Why would I go look for videos on youtube just for you?

car pool's closed

>>75137461
>slice of hair
you wanna go back to the posting form and rephrase that m8?

>>75137454
Can we get a skin colour shot of yourself, g?

Just interested, no bully, love Papuan - I worked an a charity Fundraiser on the streets of Melbourne for a week (griiiiiim) and my teamleader who hated the job told me to stop anyone that looked Papuan because they would always stop and be nice and friendly and stuff even though we could not sign them up, just in case the bosses were watching from a far

>>75137415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-nH3DN-ubE

>>75137504
I am greek

>>75137504
non-white post

listening to a french band

they really love their nudity on album covers don't they? that's the frogs for ye

>>75137517
Literally fucking disgusting. Never reply to my posts again.

Can we get a ban on this hairy, pedastry loving, wog piece of dog shit please?

>>75137542
they like decadence in general
their language is like sex moans

>>75137346
Hello me. 5 months in and the most I've done is some word processing that took less than an hour. Boss wants me to make an entire app on my own starting today to be ready for public release on Monday though. Not looking forward to Sunday night when I actually bother giving it a go and trying to rush it through in a few hours of work.

>>75137542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7Re8cczj0

wouldn't mind a french gf

>>75137270
don't yanks use 'cell'

>>75137546
he's bald

>>75137511
yorkshire - when are you coming?
>said the 11 year old white girl as you rape her with your little brown willy

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>>75137385
Been trying to cook more here myself
My sauce looks more appetizing though

>>75137580
anyone else notice that the outline of the drawing is vaguely shaped like the us?

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>>75137546
It was a only a joke!

Pls don't ban me.

>>75137608
nonce

hdr has nothing to do with shoops wtf

>>75137600
balding*

>>75137590
i bet her voice would sound better in english

>>75137605
>>75137608
>>75137614
snap snap snap three (you)s in a line

>>75137618
lmao not even pixels can make that hairline look ok

>>75137632
u tried fin or minox lad?

>>75137638
so THAT'S what this gimmick means!!

>blow a load
>immediately feel the urge to masturbate again but now my willy hurts

not worth it lads

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>BBC apologises after Radio Leeds airs Ian Brady competition

>Host asked listeners to try to guess killer’s identity from musical clues including Psycho Killer and Suffer Little Children

>>75137653
treasure your virility while it's there young man

>>75137647
>>75137651
>>75137652
>>75137653
QUAD SNAP

>>75137653
>blow a load
>traces of blood come out in the old semen
>takes me about 15 minutes to urinate

shan't be going to the doc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8VZS61fAYM

choons

had a dream where i was an astronaut floating alone in intergalactic space

>>75137571
yeah im going away at the end of the week and my boss wants me to have a load of java done by then. Little does he know that i'm actuallu terrible at coding

>>75137653
are you 14 or something

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>>75137699
why not

>>75137658
they also played the brady bunch theme tune

just stretched my sister's fanny to the limits

>>75136931
Looks like I start next monday too
that gives me one week to live

I have the house to myself all next week so there's a good chance I might OD before I even learn my colleagues names

>>75137624
what are you talking about?

>>75137647
Freaking just leave me alone okay?! >:'^|

>>75137651
Tried both for about 1 month. I stopped because I really don't care that much.

fancy myself as a young ian watkins

fancy myself as a young ian watkins

fancy myself

i fancy a young ian watkins

>>75137726
alri lena

fancy myself as a young ian watkins

>>75137726
how old is she

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>>75137701
HATE that this tune is so catchy but i can't sing it

>>75137769
Catch myself singing it all the time after hearing it precisely once. Have almost been caught too many times for my liking.

>>75137767
scared to say

Have we done a poll on voting intentions?

>>75137765
not with that hairline

>>75137769
sing like nobodys listening

nobody is listening

fancy

>>75137791
yes (no)

looked up someone I spoke to at the call centre today and she's an absolute fitty

>>75137791
we /corbyn/ now

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>>75137790
pedos will be shot

>wash my sheets because they have sex juice on them
>no detergent left
going to have to sleep in cummy sheets or soaking wt ones if I go buy some detergent now

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

>>75137791
yes, look it up

>>75137791
tory as usual
leftypol comes around for an hour or two a day recently and spams corbyn shit and MUMMY MAY WILL KILL 4CHAN

>>75137810
who the fuck say fitty

>>75137791
http://www.strawpoll.me/12966246/r

>>75137824
if there's grass on the pitch then there's nothing wrong with playing ball

>>75137834
me (have a method)

Honestly, in the right lighting Nicola sturgeon really doesn't look that bad. Sure she has like an ugly stunt double that goes around doing public appearances

>>75137847
awful use of that gimmick

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*Chases all your other garden birds away*

who won leggsit?

>>75137793
I promise. I really don't care that much. I swear.

http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html

ah yes, the future

Molon abe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AufQINNTbNc

>>75137876
we'll know after 8th june

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r8

also spoke to a 64 year old man with a 38 year old Filipino wife who he's had a 2 year old son with
reckon that kid won't come out right

>>75137881
how old are ya

>>75137908
link bottom right
looks semi interesting

>>75137908
Could eviscerate you in 2 seconds

>>75137893
μολὼν λαβέ

>>75136817
Nothing wrong with being entertained.

I am entertained all the time.

>>75137901
that first question is phrase really biased. surprise it lost

>>75137908
bet you're a prick

>>75137832
>as usual
Most most this general was sucking up to Nigel during the last election when his party got 1 seat.

mole on abe

>>75137920
25

>>75137938
https://bdsmtest.org

>>75137971
>Most most this general

>>75137832
>le leftypol boogeyman

barely anyone goes on there at all

I get the impression that a lot of Brits blame Americans in general for funding the IRA. Why is this, when it was only a small segment of Americans, and mostly Irish Catholics at that?

>>75137891
>the future
but that was published 3 years ago?!

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the 'ni 'zas

>>75137909
me, on the right, out of the shot, in full stone island clobber and adidas gazelles getting ready to bash these toff prick's 'eds together

>>75137893
on knees no more or something to that effect

I'm a socialist liberal

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>Nothing wrong with being entertained.
>I am entertained all the time.

>>75138003
Literally every other OP had a UKIP picture.
I admit that I don't post here that othen.

>>75137998
weird
why would you include this in a list of political leanings?

>>75138042
Where did you get this pic of me

hahahah the BNP are offer repatriation grants to people of foreign descent to go back to their homeland BASED

>>75138003
they were you absolute weapon

>>75138013
who cares what the english think

>>75138069
how much?

>>75138056
It's an interesting test. Also, views on sexuality and sexual morality is intrinsically linked to political thought.

I'm fairly traditional

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>>75138052
>>75138074
>Most most

I remember that time in late 2015 when blood was coming out with my piss and I needed prompting by /brit/ to see the doctor

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>Also, views on sexuality and sexual morality is intrinsically linked to political thought.
>I'm fairly traditional

>>75138084
50k I think

watching the grand budapest hotel

>>75138110
business idea: move to the uk, leave and claim repatriation

>>75138110
they haven't got that scratch surely. fucking 200 pakis off would cost 10 mill

>>75138132
What's it doing?

>>75138138
10 million is literally nothing for a country to be in debt of

>>75138132
enjoyable film

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>>75138056
really makes me think

>>75137832
>>75137971
>>75138052

Seems like the UKIP/Nige support was really genuine from 2013-2016 because Farage was based and the only likeable figure in British politics and their 2015 manifesto was really good tbqh

The Mummy May support seems to be more ironic and tongue in cheek. Plenty of stuff to dislike about the Tories but they're the best of a bad bunch right now, at least they offer a coherent plan on Brexit which is what most of us wanted

The NEETs and students of /brit/ who became leftwing to be contrarian to growing /pol/ influence however have started shilling for Corbyn or even the LibDems en masse (although the LibDems used to have some genuine good ideas on civil liberties and privacy)

>>75138170
there's a lot more than 200 pakis in the UK

>>75138202
Gaylord

>>75138230
t. 53% non-monogamist
cuck

>>75138202
that's gone straight into GCHQ's database lad

>>75138241
>cuck
yank

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'to 'za

>nobody posting because they're waiting for a new
fucks sake you idiots!

>>75138174
Could have replaced the ordinary Irish girl with something more attractive.
She was probably fingered outside a disco in Kildare.

AWOOGA

>but they're the best of a bad bunch right now,

Ah yes, surveillance state and environmental destruction.

fucking state of brit/pol/

full of paedos

>>75138294
that's how bad the rest of them are
desu I'd probably vote lib-dems if i was a brit

>>75138283
she isn't even meant to be attractive they gave her a big horrible birthmark on her face

>>75138323
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>>75138323
nu

>>75138294
Most issues become insignificant in comparison to Brexit and immigration.

Okay I may not be a Briton, but I am in a dire need of help by some of them.

Being a child in mid-90's I sometimes watched some British TV series about spies and stuff, and now I would love to find out what it was.

Protagonists were a dude in a suit and a bowler and a blonde chick in a somewhat I remember as an almost futuristic silvery overalls or maybe even catsuit (but not super-tight as far as I remember). The series carried certain comedic values even a 10-years-old-non-British-me could appreciate and enjoy, but I do remember I had some time adopting to the series' humour, which mostly wasn't so in-your-face but pretty subtle, and even slapstick moments were executed with elegance and dignity. One of the slapstick moments I remember was a fight between the protagonists and some baddies where big frames with comics-y BOOM and THUD painted things were used for hitting.

I don't remember much else, only a stylish silvery coupe/cabrio car the protagonists used for transportation, I would say it was something of Aston Martin fame. And maybe there was a moment involving a possibly colourful umbrella in an opening sequence.

And I guess it was NOT "The Avengers", because The Avengers were black and white, and the series I'm talking about were absolutely in colour.

Please lads, I need your help.

>>75138377
>Protagonists were a dude in a suit and a bowler and a blonde chick
Sounds like the new avengers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrsRJh9DhNM
fucking amazing tune

>>75138455
Bloody hell, most probably it really was The New Avengers. Thank you my dear friend and may the Internets be with you always.
What child memories could do to a man, wow. I remember the girl to always wear her silvery clothes, but it seems to be at the very least occasional. And I don't remember another bloke, Mike Gambit, at all.
And it's pretty strange I missed on The New Avengers after researching The Avengers. Well okay.
Anyway, there's something new to watch after finishing the complete Blackadder once again.
Thank you!