/IMG_1142 lad/ edition
Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the new world nations which have been the most successful in their time.
sigh
haunting OP
can already feel that my next poo will be a sloppy hard to evacuate mess
>>75134073
rasheed
boarded a bus
>>75134107
get on the top deck so you can sneak a wank
shit fucking thread
post something interesting you skinnyfat gimps
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
fingers smell of petrol
>it's a popcorn kernel shell stuck between tooth and gum episode
how will our fearless protagonist fight his way out this one? find out tomorrow or next week or whenever he feels like brushing his teeth
>>75134119
we don't have double deckers
>>75133976
Russia is a paper tiger. The most overrated country in the world. They're only even relevant because of their nukes, half of which probably don't even work anymore
>>75134073
>Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
No, it's not even close.
>>75134126
p*ss *ff
>>75134067
Going to the work, lads. I seriously want to quite it and take a rest
mentioned
absolutely SCREECHING at that ruskie who can't spell "quit" hahahahahahaha
alri thailad
alri
Thought I had a job set up but it fell through
and so the NEETdom continues
alri thailad
>>75134166
Trust me, you don't want a job
scran
>>75134168
alri
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>75134185
>better living costs etc
very true, apart from the fact tat you need to live in a third world shithole military dictatorship, HOWLING at the fact your kids are gonna bow to some dictator in school every day
hate yanks. that's all
>>75134175
fuck off cunt no one wants anything to do with NEETs
I'd love to be a wagie
>>75134150
зaчeм бpaтaн
y мeня нeт paбoты, a этo дeйcтвитeльнo дepьмo
Thailad.
>>75134205
What?
>>75134197
That was coming from a wagie, you dumb fucking NEET. You have no idea what you're asking for
>>75134157
Quite?
>>75134192
Democracy will be restored next year iirc.
Thailand does a coup whenever politicians become too corrupt. Unlike everywhere else which just let it roll and see where it goes. It's not a terrible way of doing things.
>>75134146
Balkanites are pretty low
>>75134196
me2
feel like some are ok then they do something that just fucks me off hard
>>75134067
getting let go at the end of the week lads
searching through the job listings, my options are:
>get a night shift in asda
or
>become a NEET (done this before and it led to me being suicidal haha what am i like)
what a wonderful life this is
>>75134222
>isle of man at 200+
>>75134215
I'VE ALREADY BEEN A WAGIE YOU CUNT
>>75134248
Fast food doesn't count
>>75134131
got it out with a flathead screwdriver
it was right at the back behind my wisdom tooth so i couldn't get my finger in there effectively
>>75134220
>Thailand does a coup whenever politicians become too corrupt
10 coups in the past 30~ years, great for the economy. Vietnam has overtaken you as the fastest growing ASEAN economy.
Plus the vote to weaken the government to make them easier to coup, face it, your countries a fucking mess mate.
PHIMOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
wouldn't mind having a job but no one will employ me because i don't have any skills
bit miffed the russki didn't respond to me even though I wrote it in russian
what a bloody нaхaл
>ethereum skyrocketing
reeeeee
>>75134314
same with me x
might learn french
seems like the more i learn about it the better i understand english too
>>75134314
had an interview and they never called me back
back to recluse I go
>>75134280
As you rightly point out this has been going on for good long while now. Yet Thailand's GDP is still double Vietnam's. Really makes you think.
do you ever make a single post in a thread then just leave and never open it again? it feels like pinching out a shit in a public loo
>>75134197
Become a wagie then. It's horrible, spending 3 hours to get to work and come back 5 days a week. Have to dress nice on daily basis. I hate it
>scrubs
>how I met your mother
>community
>parks and recrceation
>rick and morty
>yank office
I have a highly refined sense of humour so I've never watched these shows
isn't vietnam's economy entirely propped up by flappy bird?
>>75134406
scrubs is great though ? ! ?
>>75134404
at least people respect wagies
you can make friends easily and talk to girls, family isn't ashamed of you
NO ONE wants to associate with NEETs
>>75134384
How much do you weigh, Ahmed?
*smiles at you shyly*
>>75134136
can australia even be considered first world?
>>75134321
Sorry, but shouldn't it much easier to find a job in UK?
>>75134392
fuck you and fuck your rice picker cunts, wish we were back in indochina so i could drag you out back to base and garrot you with a piano wire
Not a fan of this lazy typing 'gimmick'.
>>75134448
*thumps you in the fucking jaw*
>>75134392
>comparing the economy of a country that's never been invaded, to one that's been ravaged by the chinks and yanks continously for god knows how long
ah yes really gets the old neurons firing
>>75134461
yeah but what if I stepped to the left and tickled your chin?
Currently awaiting a call from a mate's mate about a job in England, the pay is unreal and I'd move out of the house. Would rim Theresa's arsehole for this job
>>75134445
12st 1
why?
>>75134483
youre on thin fucking ice pet
>>75134476
You started the comparison mate
>>75134437
if you're an intellectual shrimp perhaps
>>75134449
it's only because we don't have so much overpopulation and pakis
>>75134441
That's true, but that's a bloody price. And you won't become too rich or get super model 10/10 gf if you'll become a wagie. You'll still be cold and distant with your family.
>>75134500
i think it's because your cities are sprawling shitholes no?
Don't listen to them Aussie, go get a job and do something with your life
>>75134493
I wouldn't have it any other way x
>>75134529
t. mr noseburg
four interviews and didn't get the job on all four occasions
funnily enough the interviewers were all forrners
>>75134543
Don't always have to work for a Jew lad
>>75134529
no one will hire me. slowly becoming a rorke because of it. didn't have to be like this
>>75134406
love a bit of himym haha
>>75134567
Take a volunteering position to get some experience and get out of the house during the day
Walking through town on Saturday morning and seen a Big Issue seller sat on the floor. Some lass in front of me walked up to him and said in a Yank accent, "I'll take one of your papers. I love black people".
WTF?
>>75134561
maybe not directly but at the end of the day you'll always be working for a jew
businessmoving to a poor shithole so i can become a /brit/ personality
get ready to start calling me zambialad
>>75134630
Not if you work for cash in hand hoohoo
>>75134605
Imagine being black or some other minority today, perhaps you just want to be treated equally like everyone else. However more and more a narrative is being pushed to handle you with kid gloves because you can't handle the banter. All the overcompensating do-gooders putting you on some mental pedestal when all you really want to be is treated the same as everyone else.
despise the 'dits interpretation of the 'hmmm' gimmick
r9k get a lot wrong but they were on the money with that
had no idea my grandma's name is nadine
>>75134668
You're the shittest rorke on here. STFU
ah yes, thailad making up rorke fantasies again
think I've seen this one already
>>75134689
>>75134703
"progressive" reactionaries on point.
Love rorkes almost as much as I love pints
(love pints)
What are you going to tell your kids when they ask why you didn't invest in crypto?
2 hours down, 6 to go
>>75134717
am a centrist me but you do go overboard on the rorkisms
Bought stocks in meth like you lads have been suggesting
How long do I have to wait for the money to start rolling in
>>75134668
Very well stated
>>75134744
Say something of substance then.. go on Mr. Centrist. Make a valid point for once.
>>75134739
ask em why they not finna be eating tonight lmao
>>75134739
even if i could have sex i wouldn't want kids. can barely deal with the responsibilities i have as a neet
>>75134753
*rings the provos*
>>75134717
You give rorkes a bad name
>give the rorkes a bad name
The irony.
rents due today but payday is next Wednesday
hate pints
love diversity
love pegging
simple as
>>75134770
wasn't even arguing a point
just think you're a the_Donald-tier alarmist scaremonger
>>75134739
are you crypto lad
do I invest in digibyte now since its dropped?
>>75134807
>he doesn't have an emergency fund
oh my days senpai
episode 2 of dragon ball super won't load ffs
>>75134782
>>75134820
Ah yes.. post modern "discourse" waddle on lads, think you have some virtue signalling to do on facebook. You have to be SURE that everyone knows you're not racist these days.
>>75134854
I'm Douglas Murray to your Tommy Robinson, you thick cunt
Last day to register to vote
>>75134869
Neither of us are either of these people. Still waiting on that valid point.
>>75134888
>Neither of us are either of these people
You really are stupid as shit, aren't you?
>>75134907
Yeah, I actually thought you meant literally. Let's not get sidetracked now. I think you were about to make a point.
>I'm Douglas Murray to your Tommy Robinson, you thick cunt
>>75134406
scrubs is a great show
>>75134869
so you're posh gaybo while hes a man of the people working class lad?
>scrubs is a great show
absolute state of the nonce
is thread dead or is it just Thailand talking
note: I have filtered Thailand
>>75134406
Parks is good
>>75135042
the nonce is shitting up the thread again
>a man of the people working class lad
>Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon
I'm just so above it all lads
Wow, imagine that, they were upset by the statement but can't actually articulate why it's wrong. Almost as if they're not thinking for themselves and just know they're supposed to be offended for some reason. Better jump in with some name calling, quick.
So glad it's a bank holiday. Don't think I could have faced work today.
>>75135101
bad news mate..
I'm just so above you all lads
>drudgery before long
>>75135076
fuck off nonce
>>75135076
its 4chan lad. the people you're describing simply aren't here. I have rorke sympathies myself but you sound like a daily mail comment section half the time
>>75135137
>drudgery right now
>>75135151
What have I said that reads that way? I'm genuinely interested.
wish i could stop living
>>75135137
you have two boards politirunts, use them
>>75135151
absolutely spot on
used to think the nonce was alri but the rorke storyline has gotten very boring
>>75135178
you're at it all the time you vile nonce. you're just so far gone you don't even realise you're doing it.
nonce.
umm
umm
*tries to think of something good to post*
>>75135221
Not an example though is it.
not an argument
stop giving the pathetic nonce cunt the time of day
>>75135232
post phimotic cock
Public holiday in three weeks
Need a reason to go outside today
>>75135217
but there's rabid lefties in /brit/ that need a healthy dose of logic and reason
>>75135243
"find me ONE example of this" is a pretty common dailymail/ reddit argument
this is /brit/, I'm not going to cast my mind back through all the "doing a poo" posts to remember some inane opinion of yours
>but there's rabid lefties in /brit/ that need a healthy dose of logic and reason
When I was told we get 4 weeks of leave a year I thought they meant WEEKS, not WORK WEEKS
Hopes dashed
It gets tiring correcting all the wrong people on the 'chon. Learning to live with the fact that some of you are stupid.
>>75135217
what's the second?
>>75135270
You said "half the time" yet you can't give me a single example. My point all along is that you can't back up your statements and you've proven me right twice now. You want to go for 3 or do you just want to stop replying?
>>75135318
/bant/
>You said "half the time" yet you can't give me a single example. My point all along is that you can't back up your statements and you've proven me right twice now. You want to go for 3 or do you just want to stop replying?
>>75135323
Why are you still arguing with weekenders?
They'll be gone this time tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKi0CZcuBW8
Fact of the matter is that you can't be a nationalist if you've fled the country to live in a chinky nonce shithole and he CANNOT refute this
How can you hate globalism or immigrants when you are both in full effect
>>75135380
It's Monday
>>75135386
Superb post
imagine
*clears throat*
IMAGINE
bieng a VILE
RACIST
WHILE SUPREMACIST
PROLIFIC
ALT RIGHT TROLL
who spends ALL DAY WHINING AND COMPLAINING about PEOPLE IMMIGRATING TO HIS HOME COUNTRY
while HE HIMSELF immigrated to a POOR, BROWN ASIAN COUNTRY
for NO OTHER REASON than EASY MINGE
IMAGINE being such a MONUMENTAL RUNT
>>75135380
Just in the mood for it really.
thailad is more of a patriot than any europhile
>>75135404
Still the weekend shush.
Cheer bear
>>75135323
I just entered the thread, don't know what you've been saying just that that aussie was correct in saying you have generic rorkelet opinions
actually I can remember you bring up random 9/11 conspiracy theories on here but only casting doubt on the official story without providing a coherent alternative narrative
for example saying that they put explosives in the building, what the fuck would the desired outcome be? think you said this was the reason they imploded in on themselves rather than toppling over, but wouldn't the point of the attack to make it appear as terrible as possible, so they would want them to fuck other buildings nearby?
nothing more embarrassing than yank rorkes in /brit/
>>75135480
I don't think that's anything to do with rorkism, and more to do with gaslighting.
>what the fuck would the desired outcome be?
you can't be this naive
ethereum bubble will pop
poleaboo is my favorite rorkes
POST SLAGS
NOW (or else...)
>>75135510
do you mean you were gaslighting or the 9/11 perpetrators were?
brekky
>>75135480
>I just entered the thread
>I'm aware of everything
>>75135529
+1
though he is voting labour
>>75135548
I mean, Rorke as we know it means an EDL type "racist"
Questioning the official story of 9/11 is more of a Rasheed thing, no?
>>75135541
>>75135556
said I'm aware of his posting habits generally
>>75135318
/int/
>>75135549
decent egg, doesn't seem to be runny about the edges. Sausage looks foreign however.
Brewing a poo
>>75135577
i can never get over the fact he made this pose, looked at the image and still thought it would be a good idea to upload
>>75135605
>these are the people that call me inferior
>enjoys puns
sure sign of a runtoid
>>75135549
looks like quorn sausages to me
>>75135634
you probably are but so is he
>>75135649
very astute
they are indeed sausage shaped meat-free products
just woke up
the state of my sleep cycle
Does anyone here have really ugly feet?
Mine look like they have Down's Syndrome
>>75135605
>"FUCKING NIGGERS STEALIN ARE WIMMIM, BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL"
>"ASIAN WOMEN LOVE WHITE COCK, HOW CAN ASIAN MEN COMPETE, FUCKED TONS OF ASIAN PUSSY ANONS"
/pol/cucks need to be gassed
>>75135675
my feet are really hairy
>>75135672
it's almost 8pm you utter wreck
Is it tasteless and/or creepy to write an apology to a girl you broke up with 4 years ago because you still feel guilty about it and want to try to clear your conscience? Bear in mind that I broke up with her on a vacation that she mostly paid for, like 4 days after a family member had died, after she flew across an entire ocean to visit me, and I was her first boyfriend and took her virginity.
>>75135702
it's too late, nothing good will come of it
>>75135702
What cunt was she from
>>75135696
>>75135696
umm it's 7:25 PM sweetie :) xx
Need to find a cute Aussie women who's down to take my virginity. I can't get to 30 and be a wizard.
>>75135622
it's the hair that gets me
what the fuck is that?
any updates on which bed the cat is on lads?
>>75135702
don't be so fucking selfish, she's probably happily hating you and don't ever want to hear about you again, don't mess with her head just for your pleasure.
>>75135729
ummm it's 3 minutes to 8
nice try sweatie ;0)
Back to work lads. Just want to die haha
>>75135573
I think rorkes are often associated with 9/11 denial in australia, seem to recall a one nation candidate here sharing an article on it on facebook. and the alternative right in america is strongly associated with it
my point is that you make unsubstantiated dailymail type comments like that aussie said, you'll parrot all the various 9/11 theories even though collectively they don't contribute towards any given narrative, just "the official story is wrong lol". it's the ultimate rorkelet fantasy that the government was lying but if you actually think about it you can't decide who was behind it, for what purpose and why. they would have only taken further initiative to add explosives and risk being caught if they thought a massive plane crashing into a building at a high speed wasn't enough to achieve their aim, but you can't even pinpoint that aim. even saying "it's more of a Rasheed thing, no"? exposes how you'll repeat these delusions without having an end reasoning to them.
>>75135729
umm...sweaty...no adelaidians post on /brit/ :)
>>75135743
the best part was he'd been moaning the week before that his dad kept telling him to get a fucking haircut haha
>>75135702
i can guarantee she never wants to hear from you again so yeah, don't do that.
Boil the rice, pay the price
>>75135702
i did the whole apologise years later thing and I felt like a dickhead after desu - better to just move on
>>75135741
just need to be entirely yourself
>>75135741
just be yourself
that's what i did
>>75135768
genuinely don't want kids for fear that i'd have a son turn out like him
>>75135743
Rockabilly style
Listens to Elvis or morrissey, maybe both
HOW
*gets mugged*
GOOD
*daughter gets raped*
IS
*get beaten and robbed during robbery*
THE
*rioters burns down your house*
FOOD
*get stabbed*
>>75135783
boil the rice, have a dinner that's nice xx
>>75135783
looks like the smile Faceapp gives you
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/theresa-may-wants-to-regulate-the-internet?utm_term=.ftpB2XVENk#.slgeJQRO0K
Why britbongs want to control internet even worse than the chinese?
Made $10 this month lads, drinks are on me!
*pours you a shot glass of VB*
could heem any of you in chess tb h
Shit the bed, Right Said Fred
a-am I doing it right?
>>75135813
The Republic is working overtime to bring non-whites in. Has put me off unification entirely.
>>75135743
some lad pointed it out perfectly. he looks like jimmy neutrons dad
>>75135843
You're fucked now Bruce, watch as you get publicly humiliated
https://en.lichess.org/sUSgqHJy
>>75135783
just an asian.
Can't hide the epifolds
Could be Finn but Finns don't do happy smiles like that
i actually haven't played chess since primary school
>>75135812
maybe rockbilly style done by a blind 12 year old with a pritt stick
>>75135764
Well maybe that's the case in Australia, but I'm pretty sure everywhere else it's unrelated to the "left/right" ethos. I'm not going to indulge your mad rants about 9/11 as it's unrelated and completely off topic.
>>75135871
Yeah that's right, scamper along
*smirks*
paint my chicken-coop
Bin that knife.
Knife that (tur)bin
Do you think Trump prefers Jews or Muslims?
>>75135722
>>75135745
>>75135777
>>75135784
I was a jerk on purpose during the breakup because I wanted her to hate me so it'd be easier to move on. It's just hard to live with the decision sometimes. thx cunts
ughh guughhh gugh eughh
>>75135764
The aim was to justify a middle eastern war.
You often hear Brits say it goes against "British values" to trade & prop up Saudi Arabia. What are British values? Genocide & theft...
>>75135813
You don't have any you cunt.
Diversity hasn't found you properly yet
knife that bin
>>75135904
I think I prefers (((((them)))))
>>75135881
>What have I said that reads that way? I'm genuinely interested.
there's my example
>it's unrelated and completely off topic.
hmm
left side of my face is going numb lads
>>75135923
I mean he* of course
Trust a chink, get sent to the brink
>>75135913
so why add explosives to the building? even if they didn't fall it would've killed most of those people
>>75135881
it is undeniably a right-wing thing in america, it's always those povvo whites sharing those clickbait articles on facebook and twitter
either ignorant or lying to yourself saying otherwise
stop posting chienese girls now
>>75135923
>>75135930
Your "example" has literally nothing to do with anything. Honestly if that's the best you can do you're only strengthening the fact that you can't think of a single rorke thing I've said, which is baffling considering everything is racist nowadays.
>>75135976
look at these fucking dogs
Can't wait until I get my arse in to gear and become an internet entrepreneur so I can still sit at home all day but become a millionaire whilst doing it.
shan't
>>75135964
>it is undeniably a right-wing thing in america
Might be a liberal thing but it's certainly not hard right redneck conservative.
>>75135988
I only see two dogs.
>>75135976
>stop with the incessant ramblings Keith the world is not flat
>fed up with this shit
behind every successful man is a woman pegging him
>>75135981
this is the post I was arguing for:
>its 4chan lad. the people you're describing simply aren't here. I have rorke sympathies myself but you sound like a daily mail comment section half the time
I'm saying you sound like a dailymail comment section. guarantee I could find some 9/11 conspiracy theories discussed there if I cared enough
fuckign hate this this swede
fuck off will ye
If they're oriental I'll go mental
>>75136074
It sounds like you know a lot more about the Daily Mail than I do. I never even read it, you seem to be the expert. Yet I'm the daily-mailer between us. Bit mental that.
>>75135976
are these monty don's doggos?
>>75136074
leave it lad not worth it
>>75136015
Alex Jones is a 9/11 skeptic and an extension of hard rright redneck conservatism
>>75136015
American here. You're acting like a cunt but this has some validity. It's definitely a white trash thing in America but it's not a right-wing white trash thing. More like white pseudohippies who wear flat-brimmed caps and ear spools, smoke a shitload of weed, listen to Joe Rogan, and listen to "woke" hip-hop like Immortal Technique and J Cole.
i thought trump would be different lads
but he's just more of the same
>>75136141
ha ha you got your hopes up
~FEMALE POWER RANKINGS~
1. Latino women
2. White women
3. Black women
4. Arab women
5. South Asian women
6. East Asian women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
>>75136127
Alex Jones is a classical liberal, he's railed against what you'd consider conservatism for most of his career. If entertainment is fair game, I think South Park did an entire episode about this. Maybe you've seen.. "I'm little bit country... I'm a little bit rock and roll!" good episode that.
I'm good at talking to girls
>>75136141
https://streamable.com/bpgnz
>>75136167
>1. Latino women
foy
>>75136173
ask her if she's got her wig on too tight haha(assuming she's the one on the left)
>>75136167
>not having your mum at number 1
baka she brought you into this world
>>75136173
so bad it wouldn't even get upvotes on reddit
>>75136139
>it's not a right-wing white trash thing. More like white pseudohippies
So more left wing? That's literally what I'm saying, thanks.
>>75136173
lad
>>75136127
he's a walking parody of himself
it's a level of humor far beyond the left's comprehension
>>75136173
>please tell me you play the lyre
>because then you'd be lyre-a
>please tell me that you are boring
>because then you'd be snore-a
>please tell me you are a man from game of thrones
>because then you'd be jorah
>please tell me you play as a forward for queens park rangers
>because then you'd be bobby zamora
>>75136167
CHI
>>75136173
Many such cases. Very sad!
>>75136173
seen
>>75136172
iirc a good part of the town in south park supports those conspiracies which was a dig at those redneck towns being ignorant
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
On my break at work
Entertain me
Ngl feeling myself being drawn to are Jez. Feeling a bit betrayed by mummy x
>>75136246
could wring this runt dog's neck like its nothing
>>75136246
*boots him into the sun*
*assassinates Corbyn*
>>75136173
grim
>>75136244
The rednecks didn't believe them, and were blindly patriotic towards the war in. You know, in typical redneck fashion.
Honestly this argument should have ended a while ago either way, I think when it gets into south park episodes it's fair to say we're wasting each other's time.
BRUUUCIIIEEEEEEE
Laura responded, bless her soul
Is today the day I muster the courage to buy girl clothes?
I really want to come out as transgender
>>75136316
Just saying
>be useless 1 gf 26 year old
>go on working holiday visas (backpacker) in Australia and New Zealand
>spent those 3 years fucking 8/10 mainland Europe 18 year olds
>now 29 and I've fucked more teenagers than when I was a teenager
Feels good mate, but sure you stay in the UK forever.
>>75136334
well done on predicting the Liverpool result by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1cfAZ8-_A
>>75136345
that's a good one to tell the grandkids
brown rice tastes like shit
how do i make it not
>>75136345
or you could've just fucked tourists in the uk and saved the cost of the plane ticket
>>75136345
what did you do for work? were you the cunt in darwin?
>>75136362
Thanks, if there's one thing I know, it's football
>>75136368
>implying anyone would keep a sperglord child I impregnated them with
thailad the kinda rorke to hate brown people, but ten go and live amongst a bunch of poor, uneducated third world brownies
>>75136404
I don't hate brown people and I fucking love brownies
>>75136404
nonce life innit
>>75136329
post
>>75136379
1. I was going there anyway
2. Tourists do not come to my town. Ever.
>>75136389
Dunno if I was THE cunt but I have been in darwin, I'm not the traffic controller guy
>>75136334
>I really want to come out as transgender
Been hearing this for a while, not buying it desu