/brit/

std /brit/

hail trump

Not a fan of racists.

ever notice that the only people who reject the idea of weight loss surgery being the 'easy way out' are those that had it done

Hate waking up

>>75131348
the microscope is clearly on the 10x setting though, not 300x

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tamagotchi died

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>>75131349
DON'T THINK YOU'LL MAKE IT OUTTA THIS ONE ALIVE

>>75131396
jog on jappy

Mate spend 240 dollars on a very lowkey sunday night at the slots

Think he legitimately has a gambling problem. He takes every opportunity to bet on things, no matter how mundane they are

>>75131277
Reeeeee i was supposed to marry pippa

>>75131485
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is A Gambling Problem Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Slots Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>75131348
Just a follicle lad.

>thailad
>a white, uni-educated IT guy
>moved to a third world country to earn £1000 a month
>could've moved to australia and earned £3-5000/month

Hmm, there MUST be some ulterior motive as to why he's there, I just can't quite put my finger on it...

>>75131547
higher relative buying power

Very cool watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkyepC6efig

>>75131547
Thaiwank is a pathological liar. It's hard to understand him as a person because he's constantly lying.

>>75131547
the weather maybe? the beaches?

i wouldn't want to be in australia, because i wouldn't want to get bitten by a spider haha.

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A Christian festivity?

>>75131547
curious that he chose the noncing capital of the world to live in when more prosperous options were available. hmmm.

>>75131570
Maybe so, but he's still living in a 3rd world military dictatorship. Planning a future there is ridiculous

>>75131604
Christmas?

>moving to Australia for work
no one does this except brit bartenders

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>>75131622
A Resurrection?

>>75131612
he works for a western company though, so I assume he'll have a western pension of some sort

>>75131624
and anyone in the medical or IT industries who has an ounce of sense, the UK is dead.

>>75131631
Not during Christmas

I mean is it really hard work? What is our standard for hard work? Now a days spending half your work day on your phone is "grinding" and "hard work". Let's be honest, none of this shit is hard... life is easy in America. Hell if you're unemployed you can collect more than most actually working, so why try right? This American life is like being handed a road map to a great life. Some will trash it and trash talk the man, the country, the issues... all the while not lifting a finger all the while talking about the trials and tribulations. Want to know what the key to success is? The magical cure to poverty, getting closer to your dreams, "upgrading your situation?" Its WORK, its ACTION... its physically pulling that map out and physically moving your body using your mind. It's not decision-it's not choice-that's all philosophical bullshit-the choice is already made-you know it and that's the easy part. Want to be fit? Put down that cup cake and go to the gym. Want to be in Special Operations? Walk your ass into the recruiter. Want to be successful? Wake up and actually work-see its that easy. "Hey Sir! I want to reenlist with my brothers for 4 more years." "Done Glover when and where?" "Preferably standing on the heads of terrorist but I'll take an after mission re-up as well." "Done!" See how easy that was...

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>>75131547
When you "assume", you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"!

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

>>75131624
except every nurse or secretary u daft mong

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>>75131646

morning lads. fuck off nonce.

always dread these monday mornings, yet when they finally do come its like 'meh its not so bad!'

Cheeky egg mcmuffin at 1:30 in the morn' lads

Love all day breakfast at mcdonalds

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*strides quickly into the thread*

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>>75131664
Oh shit

>>75131653
FOY

>>75131639
there are better places in the developed world you can go, like the USA
East Asia as well is probably a better bet for IT than Auz, tax is way too high there and no freedoms

Aussies all leave for Canada to work in the oil/mining industry anyways

>>75131680

BETTER RUN BETTER RUN

I wouldn't mind going to Australia or the Caribbean to work for a few years, I don't know if I would settle there though.

>>75131678
>all day breakfast at mcdonalds
Need them to start this here. Breakfast menu is best menu

REMINDER GEORDIE ACCENT A SHIT

>>75131705
don't care

molly molly percocet

>>75131575
Shame the state of London now.
You're not a Brit unless you've watched this this in its entirety. Nigger the ships mascot, the Russian ponies and Mount Erebus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKBttUMKND4

>>75131717
you cared enough to respond

>>75131726
don't care

Why would someone move from Britain to Aus? It's the same fucking thing

>>75131747
Except with nice weather and giant houses xxx

>>75131747
higher tax and I doubt there are that many more jobs compared to someplace like London

>>75131747
weather's nicer though tbf. would quite like it if it was sunny every day

>>75131709
Do you usually eat thai food or the western stuff they have there?

>>75131777
varies from week to week, I eat plenty of both.

How did Pippa Middleton get married to a billionaire? She's 30 and not particularly attractive

How did Kate Middleton get married to a prince?

what's a vulva?

>>75131794
sort of like a female willy

>>75131800
oh right
my gf has a willy, she doesn't know what a vulva is either

>>75131792
Kate Middleton is actually attractive, I sense me and Prince George have the same tastes considering we're both tall, white men.

Pippa on the other hand as social influence and access to power. The billionaire just wants to protect his interests for his future children by validating his wealth with the royal family.

wish i could marry a billionaire

>>75131792
Lovely personality.

drunk a 700ml bottle of voddy last night and I feel fine now

baffling

Think of this journey we call life as a series of choices. You make these choices in each and every step of the way and that's powerful to consider. You have the ability in these choices to lead yourself to a great love, a great career, ultimately a great life. Choose today to take action and put yourself in more opportunities to be given choices and you'll strive in life.

vodka doesn't give hangovers.

the clearer the drink the less it'll give you a hangover is the rule of thumb.

keep away from Whiskey and Red Wine.

>>75131848
Prince George is 3 feet tall and he's like 4 years old

>>75131911
BURN

>>75131900
Don't fucking care

>>75131911
meant Prince William

haha

overdid it at macca's yesterday lads. ate 4 burgers. going to struggle getting the ol' poos out today.

watched an alcoholic down a big bottle of voddy and an obese cunt munch on 4 burgers yesterday lads

>>75131946
Sounds sexy

might give the welsh a bollocking if he doesn't shut his pie hole

thinking about downing 750ml voddy an munching 10 burgers tonight

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>come on anon, let's go vote for mummy may

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off to work lads

>>75131794
New Pokemon

Pre evolution of Volbeat

>>75131983
Go to bed
No one wants to see your shitty posts anymore

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>tfw neet

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>tfw neet
Rather be dead.
Rather be dead with a million a month job.
Rather be dead with nothing.
Rather be dead.

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what the fuck is going on in the world, lads?

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>he doesn't have a holiday monday

>>75132038
don't care

>>75132038
Is that Rolf Harris? Heard he was out.

>>75131983
fuck off no, you're only voting Tory because you're hot you bint, you don't even realise the privilages you have.

wait till you turn 30 and guys stop caring about your existence, you'll regret voting tory then.

>her: wow a guy who challenges my opinion and not only ponders to what I say, so different, w-w-what' your name anon?

no more apples in the vending machine please

>>75132038
not a fan of these revered pseudo intellects tbqh

>>75131989
Big fan of this gimmick

Always lets me know I've been up too late

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He's gone full retard

can't wait for americans to fuck off to bed

this thread will then be for just us indigineous British subnormies and incels

>>75132038

Now suddenly if you don't feel like a real girly girl or a manly man you're the fucking opposite gender. I feel bad for FtM trannys, no one wants them. At least there's a market for MtF

>>75132099
I do not understand this meme, please educate me.

>>75132105
Was perplexed Yanks were meming Ainsley for ages. Never occurred to me he had cracked America.
Fair played of him.

>>75132099

No wonder people from eastern europe kill themselves so much

>>75132133
i'd argue Eastern Europeans are the most oppressed race in this world atm tbfwy

>>75132099
This one always makes me grin

>>75132133
don't reply to that guy that just replied to you

>>75132116
>this thread will then be for just us indigineous British subnormies and incels

Rorke

>>75132126
it's the tripfag

>>75132145

Only by other eastern europeans


>>75132152

ok

>>75132133
Thought it was Denver

>>75132138
kek

>>75132116

Jokes on you, I've worked a midnight to 8 job for the last 9 months. I'm not even close to being tired

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Deleted all the girls who didn't respond and ready for a fresh start

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY

>>75132175

Denver has on average 300 sunny days a year, m8

>>75132188
screaming

>>75132197
god when i see scenes like that with hundreds of niggers swarming i understand why yanks love their machine guns

business idea: use all 30 of my holidays to get a full month off work then develop manic depression after the month is over

>>75132197
wtf I hate sensible polices now.

>>75132197
hate that fucking accent

just saw thailad on reddit

>>75132201
bait whats up wit dat
>>75132223
horrifying isn't it?

>>75132234
>Why yes m'ladyboy, I DID move to your third world shithole to earn a pittance because I love your country so much

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>>75132197
This song provoked me like nothing else w t f?

>>75132264
how the fuck is thailad going to recover from this one

>>75132264
quite enjoyed this quip

>>75132234
policies*
>>75132264
will never recover from this one

>>75132264
very witty post

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>>75131983
be my gf

>>75132067
shes not real she didnt actually say that

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>tfw I will never have this in my life

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This looks like a good laugh

>>75132281
I read it policies first time.
Some pedantic cunts about

>>75132323
looks fucking bent kill yourself

>>75132323
im sure it is tons of fun having to hop in the water every 30 seconds to retrieve the ball

>>75132352
>>75132360
thainonce btfo once again

>>75132318
why not? just go to the nearest pet shop or shelter

>>75132318
Yes that's a nice bush and front yard.

>>75132352
:(
>>75132360
That's part of the fun init,like a penalty of sorts. You have to throw the ball back in from the water and try to get back in the game asap.

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Toil in t-19 minutes

Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour
Our work is
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour
Our work is never over

>>75132384
will be waiting here for when you get back

>>75132383
I'm sure your immune system can cope with filthy third world water by now, but do you mind? us people who live in developed countries don't want to play around in your muddy water

>>75132323

'nce

>>75132421
holy fuck, thailad CANNOT come back this time

>>75132421
It's part of the sea, nothing wrong with it.

>>75132410
F U. I was supposed to sleep. Now I'll have that playing on repeat in my head all morning.

>>75132438
that's the mekong you geography illiterate

>>75132452
It's off the coast of Koh Panyi Island

>>75132438
You mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcoDQ9fRvAQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvo_6BbKKGw

Yeah, you are certainly part of the ocean.

>>75132318
ok right where do I begin?

first of all she has an undercut which is a shit tier haircut

2nd her forehead is too big

3rd off her /fa/ sense is fucking disgusting but then again no girl with big tits can be /fa/ but then to contrast them trainers with that top is unforgiveble and disgusting

4th of all if she didn't have tits she'd be like a 5.5/10 tops

5th she has arms bigger than most posters here

nah thanks, give me a tall, thin /fa/ bird anyday of the week over that monstrosity

changing the tinder bio to

like pints, simple as

>>75132473
Waves of water > Waves of Muslims, Sven

>>75132323
Kinda wanna steal the ball and drive off in one of the boats, James Bond style. Scaramanga is obviously hiding out in one of those outcrops.
Scaramanga being the lad Christopher Lee I wouldn't assassinate him. We'd play football on the beach with my new ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_dAKu_cNS8

wagie confessions: actually love my job and the limited exposure to the 'chon means it's much more entertaining when I can finally browse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIhT4htzMqg

>>75132490
fuck off normieoid, we don't want your likes here.

morning you gay cunts

time to go to work

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Why are you guys so fucking ugly? There is always something off about English people; eyebrows too high, a low hairline, eyes too close. You guys look like the funny drawings I used to get at the carnivals. I just hope my IRA donation money gets put to good use.

Comparing Mayfair in London to Brentwood in LA, and still LA has way better looking women.

>>75132490
ignore 190kg, he's probably jus pissed about being a virgin

i've had 6 girls look at me in the library in a way where they want my dick and it's only 7:52am in the morning

i'm good looking lol

not even a virgin.

pu pu
pu pu wi wi

don't even think about replying to it

might text this essex adult nanny

>>75132510
me on the ground

Cancel Brexit

>>75132574
To late lad. The ladder is falling.

anxiety is fucking living hell. I would so much rather be depressed

You twats are right fucked when my janny application goes through
Will heem every single one of your runtish posts out of existence

>>75132595
don't care

>>75132510
okay lad.
Absolute state of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NBVQB-Srpw

>>75132611
shall be awkward when I am elected custodian and rule this general with a totalitarian reign

NEED a broken english slavic gf

Polish are colonising Britain

They wish to destroy the Anglo-race

They don't integrate and go the pub they prefer to sit on bins in parks and drink instead

They listen to kurwa rock music rather than a cheeky bit of Ed Sheeran

They don't like chips and curry they prefer kibassa onion

They will change our way of life forever

Poles

PLEASE

GO HOME

>>75132661

Polish girls are hot tho

>>75132620
>gif
fuck off

>>75132661
>sit on bins in parks and drink
it's cheaper, no denying that

look at the #ThisIsWhatNonBinaryLooksLike hashtag and it's men with some makeup on and some hipster girls

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>>75132708

>>75132510
>>75132510
Working class English are ugly for sure... Affluent types are quite good looking.

You can tell a lot from a man by how he treats NEETs

>>75132661

As someone with 100% MUH POLISH HERITAGE I don't care about this post

>>75132748
hate neets, not a wagie just don't like em simple as

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>>75132724
OI!!! JANNY!!!

fell asleep for an hour now i feel sick rooooooo

>>75132661
Agreed. White Christian Europeans have destroyed Britain.
Pakistanis bring diversity and culture.

>>75132510
no one here cares what europeans think m8

>>75132718
How am I as a hetero man supposed to wank to that if I can not confirm that the subject has girl parts. Nonbinary is destroying my core values and it fucking hurts!

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work

it needs work

to repay my bills again

I'll be at work.... I'll be at work

>>75132800
If you win a lot of money you can sit here all day complaining instead of part day.

got called a dumb wagie on the phone at the call centre

>>75131373
Same lad, couldn't sleep a wink last night and then after I finally got three hours me alarm was stuffed way down deep under the bed so I had to proper get up and wake up to turn it off

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got called a cunt, a twat, an idiot, a Nazi, a murderer, a dickhead, a moron on the phone at the call center

wish i was a super genius who was always coming up with mental life-changing inventions like tesla

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watched the game today, lads

>>75132800
the wagie is sad and depressed as can be
he sits as his desk, dreaming of being free

he opens a window and sits on the ledge
he shuffles a bit, gets closer to the edge

the wagie is off, falling 10 000 feet
but to his horror, he's caught by the NEET

he sets him down and says with a smirk
no today wagie, now get back to work

>>75132839
Aren't that ironic considering you have a work and he probably doesn't. Also you have his credit credentials including his place of living at hand.

Time to egg his house. If you do it in the hot summer the egg will stick like super glue.

Definitely going be voting Labour and Corbyn now that some London Grim artist I've never heard of has endorsed him.

>>75132497
I really wish you would stop posting

I love my cat, lads

>>75132930
why not just ignore the trip code fag?

>>75132875
I once read something that came out within a wave of leaks. It was an official FBI document stating Tesla was from Venus. Obviously not true but weird as fuck to see something like that in FBI documents. Could probably find it if anyone's interested.

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>>75132931
same

always wary of any game made more than 5 years ago with how badly video games tend to age graphically

>>75132955
t. rasheed

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SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN ETH

>>75132957
Video games from around 2005 had a certain charm as far as I remember. Half-life2? Might be nostalgica though..

>>75132960

I know Mohammad liked cats, or some shit, but I once saw a picture of pakis crucifying a kitty

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Work has ended for the day

anime image board

>>75132954
venusians live among us m8, they came here after they fucked their planet up with greenhouse gases hundreds of years ago

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was trying to sleep, heard my door open and turned on the lights. snapped a pic of what saw

thoughts?

>>75133006
There was a scandal I saw the other day where rasheeds were lacing dog treats with razor blades in Germany.
I don't know how people defend them, they must be one of the most unpleasant groups on earth with no redeeming quality

>>75133047
this picture is actually strangely unnerving

>>75133074
yeah think i might move out soon

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>>75133043
I know you didn't ask but
>not a leak, on the fbi site rn
https://vault.fbi.gov/nikola-tesla/Nikola%20Tesla%20Part%2003%20of%2003/view

if you hate dogs there's something wrong with you

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listening to some nostalgica lads

hate when source material is treated as untouchably perfect

Where europeans the ones to normalize having a dog as a pet? Chinks ate them, and they were just wild in other places

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Also slightly more believable
>Hitler didn't kill himself, he fled to Argentina.
https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view

oh yes please ignore my messages

not like you wanted to talk to me you fucking whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Error: You may not post more than 5 active threads at a time.

>>75133101
>letting the fbi put files on my computer

fuck that

>>75133160
The most interesting part was cut out for you anyway

>>75133159
Seriously? I have never hit upon this wall before.

Another use for pr*o*xy I guess.

You Americans... why in all your games get involve with Muslims countries and start shooting Muslims people like that you fucking criminals?, you flow this poison through your children's minds, and it's so far from the truth... you are the real Terrorists in this world. and everyone know that from your bloody black history.

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>>75133149
looks like someone was running low on typewriter ink that day

Is Croydon London?

>>75133142
I checked, apparently dogs as pets rose in use about the same time(acros a couple of thousand years 12K years ago or so) from Germany to Iraq to China among pre agricultural people.

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Is she ugly or am I just getting hung up

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saw this stray kitter tonight

>>75133223
She looks pre op

>>75133223
she looks post op

>>75133142
Europeans tamed wolves to defend livestock and themselves. Selective breeding then for specific tasks. They were pets in Asia and north Africa before Europe.

>>75133223
not ugly, just a bit of a fixer-upper

at her current trajectory i estimate she'll reach crazy cat lady in 10 years

>>75132949
I generally do, but I'd prefer it if alltogether he just didn't turn up and soil the threads

>>75133223
Did the council cut her hair?

TWO new episodes of family guy?
dont mind if i do x

>>75133223
yes she's fucking ugly. open your eyes

>>75133258
screeching

>>75133223
that's Louis Theroux

>>75133258
The "come here daughter, it's time for your haircut, you're getting married"-haircut.

>>75133270
>family guy

hello 2006

Why doesn't manchester have an underground tube?

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watched 3 girls
how did we let this happen
why did we let this happen

i heem 2 runts in times of peace
i heem 2 runts in times of war
i heem 2 runts before i heem 2 runts
and then i heem 2 more

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What kind of fucking name is Pippa?
Also smash that pasty and don't be nasty lads

>>75133351
im sure it was the tories fault

>>75133223
ignore brit, listen to your willy

Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.

>>75133382
he'd need a very tiny stethoscope

where did the basque come from
who are they
what is their master plan

>>75133419
venusians

Just took two NyQuil lads, I'll soon be out like a light.

>>75133454
enjoy your brain damage and memory loss, brainlet

>>75133342
mancunians are afraid of the dark

>>75133419
I can not listen to basque language. All these rolling rrs gives me an headache for some reason. It just basque though.

https://youtu.be/II23vtC0cw8?t=46

>>75133351
The blokes responsible have been released from prison too.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3610813/rochdale-gang-groomers-released-prison-neighbours-parents-angry/

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quick selfie

>>75133495
such silly masks

Posting from work

Not that any of you NEETscum would know anything about work

>>75133500
*grooms you*

at work and I need a fucking white really badly

stomach hurts

>>75133544
racist

>>75133500
Absolutely disgusting, need to bring back beheading

>>75133509
You have to remember that I speak a language with rolling rrs and it doesn't affect me in the same vein as hearing Basque with rolling rrs does.

friendship ended with trump

>>75133549
was meant to say suite

thanks autocorrect

>>75133571
lol epic double fail haha

*shite

>>75133575
>>75133571
>>75133544
samefag

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and so... 8 hours of toil begineth

>>75133550
quiet, you

might have seen a couple of nonces earlier

was omw to the shop for some fags and there were these two schoolgirls in uniform (looked 12-13) with these 6ft adult looking pakis in casual clothes

was still half drunk so I thought they might've just looked a bit older but still in school. didn't realise the uniform until later.

>>75133550
I think you mean hanging

>>75133657
>smoking
you're worse than they are

>>75133687
'nce

>>75133698
oi! don't go around wielding those accusations lightly

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>Hours of servitude began 1 (ONE) hour ago
>Still at home

Perhaps I'll leave some time after lunch

Want to interview a Labour Councillor that defends nonces in court?

Watch out for those Muslim street gangs
https://youtu.be/ZjgCwXDo4Ac

>>75133550
thank god you're okay monica, I was worried about you. Can I have an update monica-sama?

i reckon the simpsons would be just as good today if lionel hutz was still in it

>>75133716
currently on the train on the way mr shekelburgs wageslave emporium

Reckon thailads attacking of paki rape gangs is a way of settling his conscience
he wants to think hes helping stop what he does to thai children for English children

anyone know w2c every season of neighbours on blu-ray?

>>75133777
boggles the mind how he honestly thinks anyone believes his tripe about why he went there

bloody nonce

Is it true that all Brits really love royalty?

Do you guys consider the Queen as somebody special? Are you going to get sad when she passes away?

Are you excited to see Prince Charles as the king?

Been labouring for the eternal Gael for 2 hours now

>>75133788
ye

Just shaved my dick

absolutely NEED a cute headcase gf

>>75133777
>>75133801
Thailad isn't a nonce he just likes ladyboys

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>Thailad isn't a nonce he just likes ladyboys

unironically do not believe for a second that thailad is a nonce

>>75133877
something thailad would say

>>75133877
Then why is he in Thailand, smarty pants?

>>75133877
I don't think anyone actually believes it. It's just an ebin put down for people that don't agree with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGvvuzXraQ4

really enjoy watching some nonce get his life destroyed within minutes

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If America wanted to go full Mongol and start conquering shit, how far could they get?

>>75133877
ah yes...he must have moved to thailand for the food....

>>75133931
Where do you live?

>>75133929
don't care

wonder what my psychologist would say if she knew i was using her business card as a roach for my joints

>>75133938
none of your business mate

don't want any more nonces in my neighbourhood, bad enough already with the paki rape gangs

>>75133929
Galway

>>75133954
not sure

>>75133929
If we just bum rushed we could probably take everyone. Nobody is prepared for an all out war currently. Russia would probably stop us. Because of their death nuke policy thing

>>75133961
It's not like I want to be your next door neighbour lad

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>doesn't want to nonce children
>moves to thailand

>doesnt' want to be neighbours
>asks where I live

George takai has lost the plot ever since drumpf gpt elected

>>75133976
Half your combat ready troops are stationed in pockets across the world. With both military and civilian guerilla resistance (something America is utterly shite at combating) you'd be cut off from the world market and manufacturing and you'd be pushed back home in a few years

>>75133995

saw a really weird video of that guy

on a radio show I think

Ein kleiner Mensch stirbt nur zum Schein
wollte ganz alleine sein
Das kleine Herz stand still fuer Stunden
So hat man es fuer tod befunden
Es wird verscharrt in nassem Sand
Mit einer Spieluhr in der Hand

Der erste Schnee das Grab bedeckt
Hat ganz sanft das Kind geweckt
In einer kalten Winternacht
Ist das kleine Herz erwacht

Als der Frost ins Kind geflogen
Hat es die Spieluhr aufgezogen
Eine Melodie im Wind
Und aus der Erde singt das Kind

>>75133931
thai food is really good

right up there with mexican in my cuisine-by-country rankings

>>75134011
not a word

>>75134011
What a disgusting language

>>75133954
what do you talk to her about?

>>75133992
The point is, if you moved to Bangkok, you'd have a nicer house for a fraction of the price, possibly within steps of the underground or sky train and a swimming pool, access to everything you need on a much better wage to price ratio. Have birds all over you.. could go on.

>>75134067
>>75134067
>>75134067
>>75134067
new xo

>>75133976
>Bumrush China successfully

Okay son that's enough Dr.Pepper for tonight