Hoelife edition
exam in 5 hours, pretty fucked 2bhwy
learning the module rn
also I swear this girl just showed her in bed with a guy on her snapchat story to get at me.
I literally couldn't give a shit, just find it amusing.
lol
>>75129400
damn that hits deep *sad emoji* *sad emoji*
FUCK NIGGER ASS!
america has never won a single war
>>75129430
go to hell you absolute abysmal excuse for a human being
>>75129444
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canada-won-the-war-of-1812-u-s-historian-admits
>>75129444
American Revolution?
>>75129463
what?
are sue
>>75129474
Idk I assume they won that war given they exist
>>75129480
literal nonce
>>75129333
i was trying to make a facebook tier post desu
>>75129402
she's one of the few in the nationalist circles (i wouldn't ascribe that label to myself btw) who actually seems genuine and fairly cognizant to the factors of her country's demise, and isn't doing it as part of a hip clique or to shit up the internet with political memes like the new right/left
there are some crank parts to her politics and opinions outside of it that i don't agree with, but i can see that the effort is being made, and the heart is there. and that she'll continue to educate americans to what she feels is right despite her getting threatened, harassed, alienated from her friends/family, and fired.
Ah yes, work in 4 hours and I haven't slept a wink despite climbing into bed over 6 hours ago
>>75129444
They beat the Philippines. Not a war as such but they did beat them.
>>75129510
isn't she a flat earther?
>>75129494
>>75129520
no didnt happen
>>75129510
oh and i'd love to stay and discuss more but it's fucking half 4 so i'm gonna sleep
>>75129513
ah yes a bout of the old insomnia *takes puff of pipe*
back in the day (6 months ago) i used to go on long drives at night when i couldn't sleep
>>75129525
True desu
i'm alt-centre
>>75129502
it's certainly ludford. what a sad twat
>>75129530
yes, the only reason you find these things attractive is because they look like children its disgusting
Interesting:
https://youtu.be/alb6696BjB8?t=108
'imothyhimsbehn inmuhrentedf'at'n highw'combe
>>75129553
b-b-b-b-but she's actually almost 30!!!
>>75129522
yeah that was one of the things i was referring to
it's not a hard belief against the [correct] model, there's just a lot of scepticism there which seems (imo) to result from
a) having a distrust towards mainstream opinions and academia (because both are known to twist and misrepresent data)
and b) having a limited knowledge of physics
but we're all uninformed about some things really
anyway gnight
>ywn go on a raid, rape a yank girl, then burn down the town and sail away
>>75129553
>tfw no face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bN6hFXCI98
>>75129563
Don't mess with him, sunshine.
>>75129567
m8 believeing in flat earth is not just a slip up of the mind
>>75129553
shes 23 and i met her in person the other day so jog on
>>75129458
can Americans do ANYTHING right???
no wonder they love cuckholding
Remember that time the nonce was outed as a racist?
>>75129573
>on a flight to London
>The Patriot is the in-flight movie
>see little British kid waiting in line for the restroom with his father
>"Daddy who are the good guys?"
>"Oh we are"
>>75129586
It doesn't matter her age. the reason she attracts you more than other 23 year olds is the fact that she not only looks like a child but she walks talks acts and dresses like one on your noncey little k-pop videos.
>>75129605
where do you think we are?
>tfw when my dog is dying
>have to force feed him
>I can see he doesn't like it but he doesn't have enough energy to resist
>his last memory of me will be me forcing this disgusting goop down his throat
;_;
>>75129607
unironically rooted for teabum in that movie
cunts shouldve stopped lazing about in the church if they didnt want to get BAGGED
>>75129628
maybe pick him up some of that luxury dog food, so he can enjoy his last weeks
>>75129615
no shes fit and youre gay as heck
keep getting told i look like a girl :'(
i rooted for the humans in Avatar
>>75129657
me too
fuck this >muh noble savage underdogs shit
>>75129628
Put him to sleep
the best david bowie album is
Really hope Ke$ha makes a comeback lads, she produced more bangers in a shorter period than any pop artist ever
>>75129649
I think it needs to be this particular stuff but I'll ask me mam
>>75129674
But he is already sleeping a lot
>>75129686
lodger/low/scary monsters
ahh i cant choose
>>75129686
David do blowie
>>75129729
interesting choices
>>75129686
station to station
>>75129628
My collie got dementia. Had him 15 years. He just walked in circles in the end. Couldn't sit at peace. Miss that big hairy cunt sneaking up on the end of my bed when he thought i was asleep.
>>75129656
r u a girl?
>>75129748
VERY good taste
>>75129707
if he's genuinely dying it wont make a difference
vet food is largely a scam anyways
>>75129669
i generally hold some sympathy for underdogs and tribes, but for some reason the blue aliens pissed me off, too mystical
hot and dangerous
if you're one of us then roll with us
Is Mr. Traumatik woke?
https://youtu.be/JJeQ7weamtc
hound
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bDI1-jpQQSs
>>75129783
Cameron tried too hard and made them into awkward stereotypes which weren't that likable
2sexy4myshirt
>>75129575
thoughts?
>>75129801
just heard that clint eastwood died lads
otter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ID5wDKiI8so
>>75129815
thailad is a lazyboy (ladyboy hahaha)
Whenever I see a Burger flag, I always read the post in the voice of the Dnyarri from Star Control II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKdfb8kf3UE
>>75129801
Don't mind it.
>>75129815
Thailad? Thaislag? Both?
doing some stinky farts
>>75129873
>Star Control II
VERY good lad
>>75129850
https://variety.com/2017/film/news/eastwood-tells-cannes-audience-he-lives-on-instinct-1202439258/
DA ESS JAY DUBYAS
>>75129913
Gran Torino was awful
Sir Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFACrIx5SZ0
the ubisoft logo looks like a spread open vagina
I’ve read all the posts above and can honestly say way too many milleniels are really fucked up. So many weenie dipshits without 1 per cent brain material. Brainwashed libturd monkeys. Fucking delicate hypocrite Snowflakes.
Probably could have had sex by now if I'd been really trying at it
>>75129983
What we need right.. *lights cigarette* What we need is *exhales* what we need is another world war.
>>75129983
ur so dum lol
>>75130004
bucks is playing 8d chess
The woman who sung this song died 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
>>75130004
Yeah, apparently once you stop making fun of people for their sexual orientation, race, religion, national origin, and other things they have no control over you lose your “sense of humor.” Imagine being this pathetic.
>vassal levies raised too long
I don't HAVE any vassals levies raised you UTTER pillock
redpill me on desperate housewives
HAVE transferable diseases if i were to engage in skin-to-skin contact with anybody
strongly considering the 'cide
>>75130022
how many layers of irony are you on rn?
eu3 is better than wahtever bollocks shitE ur palyign
>>75130014
Listened to that quite a lot 2bh
Captcha: Cromford for sale
>>75129553
There is nothing more cancerous to humanity than normalfag scum like you.
Please take the nearest exit from the genepool, cunt.
>>75130045
*breaks character to retain dignity*
just copying comments on https://variety.com/2017/film/news/eastwood-tells-cannes-audience-he-lives-on-instinct-1202439258/ for attention x
>>75130055
haven't played it sorry
still a casual at ck2, hoping to get into vicky 2 soonish x
>>75130038
me2
>>75130055
darkest hour
>>75130055
oi
just clocked your stink
what are you doing in france you prancing dancer
>>75130038
me too thanks
>>75130061
You are like a little baby, watch this.
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
>>75130025
>>75130055
>>75130067
>>75130089
>playing parafucks g*mes
can literally never have a gf without infecting her with my disease and it's LITERALLY not even on my bellend so no kissing NOTHING
>>75130101
alri la
choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuUpOerfT2I
>>75130097
rted by: best
[–]Type40BlueBox 1 point 1 year ago
Lol on the front page because its a dude.
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[–]OlogHai_ 0 points 1 year ago
He's doing more than you guys sitting at home. But why let yourself get that bad to begin with?
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[–]MrFlagg 1 point 1 year ago
20ish?
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[–]evolsteve[S] -3 points 1 year ago
Idunno, why do you let yourself get that bad?
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[–]Fat-aff-hater 1 point 1 year ago
It's good to see hams working out there problems but the other ones is where the hate starts
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[–]eoJ1 0 points 1 year ago
I feel like I've made people think I'm thinking this at the gym before, when I'm really just thinking something like 'you're going way too fast on that rowing machine, slow down, with more power, I can't keep a rhythm'
:(
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>>75130092
Oi this is a multicultural /brit/
Rping as a Frog is fine.
At the slots lads
>>75130124
no no dont like it he should be in japong this doesnt agree with my understandings
>>75130106
lucky the 'tism isn't transferable la
>>75130133
do they take bitcoin
>>75130133
>wristbands
shiggy
Keep getting told I look like a guy :(
When I see nude pictures of a White woman, any sexual arousal I might feel is overwhelmed by an urge to strangle a kike.
>>75130152
hello girl
>>75130092
on way back innit in an airport innit not direct flight innit
>>75130144
gay
>>75130122
Ingredients: (Cauldron Pack) Sugar, corn syrup, hydrogenated palm kernel oil; less than 2% of; citric acid, tapioca dextrin, modified corn starch, natural and artificial flavors, colors (titanium dioxide, blue 2 lake, yellow 5 lake, red 40 lake, yellow 6 lake, blue 1 lake, yellow 5, yellow 6, red 40, blue 1), sodium
>Girls have to take their rompers entirely off to shit
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if its over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus cause you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
We got 2nd to last at the pub trivia lads
girl here
never been told i look like a guy
>>75130159
look out for your shelf dont get heemed by abdullah the cat at any stage xxx
>>75130164
White house must be represantive of US...noone farm around it. If she want to farm, she have plenty of land around Washington.
Now White house will look like house, and after this farming, she can repaint house in black or brown..so we call it brown house
BTW. White house is made from Croatian stone, from island of Brac, place called Pucisca..there is best white stone in the world.....and now some niggers farming around that monoment...
__________________
Tomislav (Tom) Sunic is a Croatian author, former diplomat, and political theorist of the New Right.
In name of Christ.......fight against communist
>>75130152
pics
I have two X chromosomes.
>>75130152
bowlegged yank gf
>>75130194
>White house must be represantive of US...noone farm around it. If she want to farm, she have plenty of land around Washington.
>Now White house will look like house, and after this farming, she can repaint house in black or brown..so we call it brown house
>BTW. White house is made from Croatian stone, from island of Brac, place called Pucisca..there is best white stone in the world.....and now some niggers farming around that monoment...
>__________________
>Tomislav (Tom) Sunic is a Croatian author, former diplomat, and political theorist of the New Right.
>In name of Christ.......fight against communist
>>75130205
ive got 3
>>75130180
that song brings me way back
>>75130205
alri Klinefelter
>>75130221
didn't ask
is it true that turtlemong has gyno?
for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcCNKQ7gxq4
>>75130234
no just phimosis
>>75130228
dont care
>>75130243
don't care
wonder what girls who browse /brit/ look like
>>75130241
he said he had phimo and gyno that one time
>>75130251
i look quite cute today
>>75129947
Your mum was aweful but that didn't stop me
>>75130261
LONDON
>>75130251
>>75130251
small and gay
me with the bf
thailad ever fuck a ladyman
>>75129947
Not enough Somali diversity?
>>75130282
no, u?
my wee wee burns
>>75130261
pics
>>75130290
im trying
>>75130292
met the meme guy in derry xx
Can't wait til I get a gf and order her to stop shaving
>>75129605
yeah but anyone else remember the cuckio meme?
>>75130317
hello nigger
>>75130311
Good luck
>>75130334
can you give me any tips or tricks
>>75130333
would give you a peck on the cheek liam for making me laugh
>>75130346
I've never even spoken to a western tranny afaik, Just be yourself
>>75130348
alri jack
>>75130101
your autism is contagious?
got a bright purple bellend with spots so it looks like a mushroom
>That one edgy song that youtube keep taking down but there's a group of people that keep reuploading it.
Havin steak onions and Dr. Pepper for breakfast lads
>>75130443
Edgy
>>75130432
link
To those who on /brit/ who will read (but may pretend not to): How does it feel knowing that I'd probably bully you if we met in real life?
>>75130460
https://youtu.be/0DLs2VoSwnU
>>75130459
It's quite nice lad
>>75130478
Dora
>>75130486
I'm not a maheecan lad
>>75130471
is that liam
Mexico? Is that a petrol station???
>>75130510
yeh
>>75130467
why would you bully people
I get the feeling thailad was just hired to be a white face in a sea of gooks at his programming sweatshop
with the amount he posts he he can't be doing anything productive, still can't believe he left a third world country to go and live among the brownies
anyone else have a defined jawline but not a thick/strong jaw
>21'c today
at least it won't be sunny
>>75130526
odd how nationalist movements in continental europe attract good looking women, but only fat hags in the anglosphere
>>75130518
I have 8 hours to do about 2 hours of work a [average] day.
>>75130545
Sounds pretty chilly desu senpai
>>75130545
that's worse though
muggy weather is horrible
>>75130548
i'm a glorious anglo-celt hybrid (welsh)
>come on anon, it's [whatever industry you work in], you're expected to work weekends for free sometimes!
I can deal with hearing this from bosses, but hearing your colleagues say it to you? Fucking Christ lads
>>75130564
where do yanks fit in on this scale?
Thailad must not be very important if he only works for 2 hours a day, can't be good for the ol' confidence. Bit boring too.
>>75130587
Dunno what's C?
>>75130587
northern yanks on the left, southern yanks on the right
>>75130587
Yanks don't fit on a scale
>>75130587
america is too large to generalise, Washingston has weather like ours whilst Miami has weather like Spain.
>>75129444
neither has new zealand
>>75130587
this>>75130594
this>>75130600
and this>>75130605
>>75130587
me on the top left every day
>>75130619
don't reply to it
love summer
>>75130593
>>75130600
enjoyed these posts
>Washingston
>>75130600
chuckled on the inside
>>75130590
Imagine what his coworkers say behind his back, I bet they have parties where they don't invite him
>>75130590
On the contrary I'm the only one that truly understands some key systems for companies which we maintain. If you want a life hack, write a confusing framework and impose it everywhere you can.
>>75130600
that was a pretty funny post anon
i don't usually appreiciate low hanging fruit humour but I'll let you off
>>75130593
>based yanks still use imperial
>stuck with fucen m*tshit
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnblp;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>75130576
Is that not illegal in Australia?
just realised hugh laurie did those old HUNGER STRIKES shreddies adverts
>>75130652
Come home bro
/brit/ more like /tit/ haha
>>75130655
Hugh Laurie imo has had a pretty patrician life
could be Christopher Lee tier
>HUR DUR HUR THAT'D NEVER HAPPN
don't be a retard, people only circle jerk over him because of Star Wars and LOTR
>MUH DRACULA
don't act like you've watched it
wasn't aiming that at you, but some twat will go and mention it.
Marks and Spencers tiramisu ice cream lads
The right to openly discuss ideas must be defended.
>>75130682
>ywn be a cowboy living in rural montana with a pickup and a labrador and a wife who bakes pies in a gingham skirt
listen fuck off m8
>why is he here
>>75130708
i have an exam in 4 hours and I'm still learning the module
leave me alone
>>75130697
ahaha
>>75130720
I'm not talking to you
benzo withdrawals kicking in lads
To those who may be reading: you have an angry Yank for an enemy.
POO POO WILLY WILLY BUM BUM AHAHAHAHAHAHAasdkl;fasjdf;laksjfl;askjfdl;j
>>75130737
rude 2bh
>>75130737
don't reply to it
>>75130653
Of course they'd back off if you stood up for your rights, it's just disgusting that they'd try and wrangle that out of more subservient employees.
>>75130717
English lab or American lab?
>>75130739
kiss that serotonin goodbye lad
if you make it out of bed at all in the next few months, i'll be surprised
>>75130746
Why would you think that's directed at you?
>>75130751
The right to openly discuss ideas must be defended
To those whose eyes may by some chance grace this text: I wish you well.
I was once at a girl's and asked if she had any benzos, when I meant to say beroccas!
I don't even do drugs, very embarrassing.
how do we solve the nigger problem?
i would say repatriate them all back to africa but they won't go along with that and there's too many cucks out there who would get upset about any forced movements of people
need an australian gf lads
>>75130757
that's not how drugs work
i've done 3 tabs of acid and still had a successful weekend
>>75130757
p-please
I am gay
So I say
In the hay
I say yay
In the bay
In the fray
In the way
I will pay
I will lay
When in May
anyone has an issu wit that tey can suck and fuck a shit from my arse
(in Cuck units for the Europoors)
10 = Chilly
5 = Pretty cold
0 = Cold
-5 = Really cold
-10 = Brutal
-15 = Incredibly cold
-20 = Noteworthy
Below -25 = Natural disaster
15-20 = Warm
20-25 = Nice
27 = Comfy
28-30 = Hot
31-32 = Pretty hot
33 = Really hot
34-35 = Very hot
35-40 = Wildfires, and old people are probably gonna die
Over 40 = Alarming
can someone show me around the the gym
don't want to go alone and make an arse of myself
>>75130781
>all drugs affect serotonin production the same
mong
>>75130752
I remember some article was posted around here for a while, attacking millennials for "leaving right when their shift ended" and not doing unpaid overtime/weekend work and how its hurting industry
what a joke, worse there are idiots out there who enable this cancer
shattylay
>>75130794
This you?
doing a cry
Awoo!
ah yes
lickydicky the psychonaught now
>I've just had my hair done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA
>>75130814
fuck it, don't want to go any more
>>75130814
reminds me of this image I took lol
>>75130699
duno what youre babbling about but chris lee was a wwi spy, hugh laurie just went to cambridge and did tv shows for 40 years
Hate:
Limeys
Jocks
Paddies
Aussies
Kiwis
Not fond of:
Maritime Canadians
Love:
Pints
Baseball
>>75130818
rorke
>>75130800
>mong for not having accurate drug knowledge
i r o n y
r
o
n
y
What's grey and comes in pints?
>>75130835
american society is a bit mental honestly
people are berated and paraded about like circus freaks for being slightly outside the norm
>>75130835
why he is virgin?
neighbor is crazier than tim
>>75130827
Gotta start somewhere bro
>>75130863
tbf anyone who isn't a communist is a nazi
wish i'd died at the somme lads
>says modern
>means contemporary
you like?
>>75130893
you have to go back
>>75130754
there's a difference?
>>75130908
if only life wasn't so cruel
>>75130917
alri leftypol
>>75130917
remember when he tried out being gay and the lad just left as soon as they met for the first time?
>>75130906
There's no real communists, just easily manipulated people larping
>>75130908
same tbqh
thailad have you ever larped as a gaijin in japan
>>75130926
Very much so
>>75130953
yeh
lovely to love your lovin
Need a (You) so I can call my friend
>>75130931
>>75130940
Aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gtyF93Pm2o&t=4s
sssssssssssSSSSSSSSTOP! STOP! STOOOOOOOOP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELPP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--rgh
can i borrow a feeling?
*purposefully tosses my last (You) in the drain rather than give it to No.75130972*
>>75130972
I got you lid
there were some drunk student lads singing 'its a long way to tipperary' rather loudly downtown a few weekends ago while i was waiting for the bus
it was kind of strange to think about where they'd be 100 years ago and that lads their age would've been singing the same thing over in france
>>75130993
Cheers lad
*Uses the (You) to buy a packet o' fags*
I'm 5'10.
trying very hard to shit
the gf has a (((friend))) coming over tonight
dont fancy pooing in his presence
got to hoover and wash the dishes and eradicate carpet stainage oh woe is moe
>>75131044
>gf
we don't fancy mates with girlfriends here
>>75130790
worked hard on this list and you all ignored me.
would not mind if i died tbqhwy
>>75131065
were not mates
>>75131072
delete it
>>75130790
>35-40 = Wildfires, and old people are probably gonna die
just got a kiss on my dick head
>>75131016
that female is quite fit
imo
just been diagnosed with nasal phimosis
>>75131110
>>75131175
>>75130991
Fuck off Kirk
They call him Thailad
I call him ThaiMAD
>>75131205
https://youtu.be/rmkmrtnOMkA
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
thailad what's cool in thailand at the moment
daily dose of joe rogaine and jordan peterson
>>75131044
>his
>>75131230
Nothing especially afaik,
If my McChicken
and my girl
both drowning
and I could only save one
Catch me at my girls funeral
Cuz im lovin it
>>75131276
Had a chortle