can't absorb the corb edition
>>75121610
first for yardley wood
second for my wood
how long til /brit/ is banned
accidentally deleted my recycle bin lads
work tomorrow
want to slap jeremy kyle's arse
https://www.opendemocracy.net/digitaliberties/chenchen-zhang/curious-rise-of-white-left-as-chinese-internet-insult
>>75121673
few weeks
just got a phone call from jammer
was still hungry after din dins so made myself a chicken peanut butter toastie and a chicken wagon wheel toastie lads
>>75121672
*pulls out the microscope*
ah yes, think I found it
>>75121699
am I supposed to know who this is
>>75121699
stop
>I've been jerking it to Spongebob R34 for quite awhile, and was wondering if you guys had any advice about how to approach this subject. I want my gf to dress up as Spongebob so I can pretend to stick my dick in all her holes (with cutouts in places like her armpit and belly button or even her ears in addition to her vagina/ass and mouth)
hmmm
You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
anime
>looking at a hostel for a night stay in wales for next weekend
>filter by cheapest
>£420/night
What the fuck? I can literally get a cab to LHR, fly to barcelona, get fucked up on gear and booze in a world renowned club, stay in 5* hotel and fly back, with a taxi back to mine for less.
EXCELLENT edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M98TnmoEoh0
>>75121753
me?
>>75121741
>he has a gf and you don't
feels bad man
bollocks still hurt from the kick in the balls I had yesterday
imagine if humans could work together as well as ants and bees do
I'm making hot milk and there is NOTHING you can do about it
>>75121610
oh
>>75121673
fuck
>>75121759
off
>>75121718
>tfw 5'7 femboy with a 7" dick
Guys always ask me to top and I don't wanna
>>75121753
me me
Talking to a russian qt on interpals about my little pony
>>75121757
dude
>>75121780
open your bum please
>>75121757
there's no way that's right
>>75121788
Vulgar
a palantir is a dangerous tool, sultan!
>>75121757
>hostel
>in wales
Dumb cunt get a fucking BnB. Don't know of a BnB in Wales even close to that cost. This is of course if you're staying rural. If you aren't then fuck off to London we don't want you.
need to know whether this is beef or music
>>75121769
Ants and bees don't work well together, they inhabit different environments and fulfill vastly differing ecological niches.
Idiot.
>>75121757
where in wales? obviously cheaper places in the whole of wales
>>75121788
what a lad
theory: deng xiaoping single-handedly did more to advance capitalism than anyone else in history
need q t gf to cuddle
>Idiot.
>>75121826
based fucking mattie
many of his tweets are gold too
business idea: sell hybrid ant colonies/beehives
>>75121885
he just modernised communism lad
you wouldn't get it you're not chinese
>>75121850
screaming at how trump has turned into a total neocon and wahhabist
>>75121721
It's Ludders aka Korean Pop autist spammer
might write a poem about my cat
>>75121914
>Turned
>Implying that kike changed
He's always been too Jewish for my liking
Can't think of anything the chinese have done for me apart from run the chippy
ah yes, british cuisine
business idea: turkmenistan
>>75121958
Never seen a chunk run a chippy. Didn't think it was possible tbf
why are we posting in a corbyn edition?
the cat sat on the mat
he was fat
the cat
my favourite thing about jeremy corbyn's campaign is that he's clearly uncomfortable appearing in public and being photographed, but is obliged to do it as a candidate for prime minister. poor guy.
>>75121981
unironically considering going there on holiday
>>75121851
Nice Cat
why does all british food look like dog's vomit?
>>75121993
why are you posting in a british thread?
>>75121991
theres quite a lot
>>75122021
no it doesn't
thoughts on creating a subterranean society?
>>75121923
no its not
>why are we posting in a corbyn edition?
wish the twat who posts his ginger cat would fuck off
your cats fucking ugly mate
>>75121950
He's certainly always been a Zionist, but his rhetoric towards Saudi Arabia, as well as NATO has evaporated incredibly rapidly since taking office
Proof that the system will just subsume any challenges to its structures
same would've happened to Bernie Sanders
hmmm
>>75122021
what kind of dog do you have?
my favourite thing about jeremy corbyn's campaign is that he's killed labour forever
Went to the anorexia ward today.
>>75121991
practically every chippy up here is chinese. Yu wan sorr vinga on your chip?
business idea:
we only speak in haiku
it will be cosy
>>75121991
All Italians and Indians where I live
Seen a few Chinese shops run by Chinese people
Absolutely mental, who woulda thought
just got a phonecall from a jammy dodger
>>75122076
fucked it
>>75122051
here
example of it
they've basically watched a few /brit/s and literally written down the gimmicks to try and use them to influence the thread
sad cases
Went to the obesity ward today.
Why DIDN'T they call it GameBoy-Girl?
got called a douche at target
The Gaelic inhabitants of Ireland are the greatest race of all time, their command over literature, science and religion is remarkable and their physical prowess unprecedented, as they are descendants of the people of ancient Gaul, tall and strong in stature, stern faced and hardily built
The Irish are the single greatest race to ever grace the face of this earth.
The Gaelic race, the gaelic people and most of all the gaelic mindset has been looked on with jealous eyes from outside our homeland, hence why the eternal anglo chose us as a test case on how best to dominated colonially. Still the Gael survived, adapted, even thrived, if it were not for the Gael the British Empire simply wouldn't exist it. Wellington A fine Gaelic man as well.
I don't view races not of Gaelic heritage inferior, I simply believe they are not on the same level of existence that we are on.
>>75121981
Bizarre country
>>75122008
he's gotten better at speaking over the last 2 years
>>75122116
errmmm i think you mean GameGenderIsASocialConstruct sweetie xx
>>75122066
Are you fucking stupid? Labour is going to win by a landslide with him
>>75122046
yes it is
>>75122089
Greater London
>here
>example of it
>they've basically watched a few /brit/s and literally written down the gimmicks to try and use them to influence the thread
>sad cases
>>75122128
He was bang on from the sound of it mate
>>75122105
Can't handle reading shit like this
>>75121981
counter: uzbekistan
fuck labour and fuck corbyn
>>75122130
really love how my eyes just automatically skim over long posts
same as with posts with anime in them, my eyes just bounce off and continue reading the next post.
>Are you fucking stupid? Labour is going to win by a landslide with him
>>75122180
Would suckle
>>75122130
>Wellington A fine Gaelic man
good banter this
make no mistake, brexit means brexit
>Are you fucking stupid? Labour is going to win by a landslide with him
>>75122167
didn't believe him until you posted this pathetic damage control
going to let my mum do a proxy vote for me lads
for the Labour Party
>paranoid delusional rorkes
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495274274399.webm
>>75122232
tin foil fedora to you too mate
>>75122207
>MFW people think the fox hunting ban bans you killing foxes
>>75122207
1st 4 are ok
vote tory or get hit by a lorry
>>75122155
wrong
>>75122191
Good. I don't need pea brained children reading my posts
>>75122262
sheed
>>75122058
but his entire speech was about ending islamic terrorism and he pointed blame on the very people sitting in the room
and NATO only helps backwater countries that don't fucking matter anyway. let russia have them for all we care
>make no mistake, brexit means brexit
>signed up to postal vote a few years ago
>easiest thing ever
don't get why everybody doesn't do this they even send me shit like police votes that nobody gives a fuck about
>>75122148
Sad thing is so many delusional retards think he will
>>75122164
actually Im here nd these are me
>>75122012
>>75121969
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>>75122252
Fuck, this was good
>>75122207
>kill disabled people
fan
>kill foreign people
big fan
>kill poor people
fuck chavs
>kill foxes
fuck mammalchavs
>kill the economy
by not wasting our tax revenue? hmmm
>kill democracy
how
>kill the NHS
how
>kill education
kill it by funding it more and creating grammars
>kill human rights
how
>kill pensioners
good, we're overpopulated
>>75122191
its a bad habit 2bh, i've started skimming over anything longer than a paragraph and have to make a conscious effort to read articles properly
>>75122281
wrong
why is it every politics runt on twitter feels the need to point out how special and niche their ideology is in their bio
>Dialectical NazBol, Evolian Reactionary, Esoteric Hitlerist, Equality is a False God, Ultramontanist Roman Revanchist, Proletarian Aristocrat of the Soul
Tony Blair was a Zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration.
>>75121873
Snowdonia
>>75121854
I live in (West) London and my rent 700 for the entire month, just sold a propertly in southern wales for £90,000 what a fucking piss take.
vote corbyn for more rotherham
>>75122297
no, I don't think so but nice try
Does Labour have any chance of not getting BTFO in the next election?
intensities
IN TEN CITIES
all gods are false gods, there's no such thing as a real god
>>75122184
>fuck labour and fuck corbyn
>>75122352
no lol
>>75122316
>>kill human rights
>how
>kill disabled people
fan
>kill foreign people
big fan
>kill poor people
fuck chavs
what is wrong with you rorkes
>>75122349
stupid wanker e
>all gods are false gods, there's no such thing as a real god
>>75122246
I'm not registered to vote but my mum votes for me as she has no interest haha
Having some Easter panettone desu lads
>>75122317
I mean only on 4chan, I'm not an actual idiot hahaha
>>75122352
jezza is pulling a surprise landslide
need the sweet embrace of a warm fanny
>>75122362
>>75122316
>Conservative pledge to eliminate deficit by 2015 in 2010
>Conservative pledge to eliminate deficit by 2025 in 2017
hmmmmm
>>75122385
I think mummy votes Tory but she won't tell me
>>75122384
the absolute state of scousers
>she will never cradle you in her arms
bad feel
>>75122321
twitter is the pseudo intellectuals dream website.
It forces short posts so all they have to do is make a quip rather than an actual thought out response and it allows and encourages you to create a bubble of like minded individuals where your views are never challenged
>>75122284
I agree NATO needs to go. However his speech means nothing, he just signed a 110 billion dollar arms deal with them, it's insane. Saudi will carry on supporting Wahhabism which is ruining MENA and undermining Europe from within.
>>75122417
shall be saving this image
Need to bring my lappy so i can reddit flag innawoods
>>75122321
haha yeah how dare people on a social network describe themselves in their social network description
really... really boggles my mind as I can see it does yours, hahah
hahahahaha
*flicks you on the ear really really hard and walks off laughing as you try to hide the tears welling in your eyes*
very VERY tired after not sleeping for two nights
weeeooo
>>75122418
>labour pledge to not give a single solitary fuck about the deficit and spend it on a billion promises (if they even spend it)
yoohoo
>>75122321
politics is fashionable nowadays
the more edgy and unique you are , the mre you win
>>75122479
Irrelevant
I need corbyn and may to fight on the harry hill show so I know who to like
h-hehe y.ye al-alri mate
need a patti smith gf
>>75122321
esoteric jahanism 2bh
JUST
>the most famous yorkshireman is a turbononce
Why not spend money you dont have?
Get all the money now and then you won't have to worry about your children's children taking the bill since you think rasheed will take your country anyway.
>>75122434
good. fuck europe
>>75122316
>look at me mum! I'm being edgy on the internet!
quite happy with my willy
6.5x5.5
tried to stick it in a girl once and she said it was too big and she had to get on top to make it fit
>>75122450
t. Ultramontanist Roman Revanchist
do Spanish and Portuguese people have to deal with twats in the new world fucking up their language like we do with yanks?
>>75122252
>literally a 10 min walk from that room
>walk past a girl I know from uni
>she smiles at me
>literally incapable of smiling back
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>75122545
wtf am I looking at
>muh deficit
not an argument
>>75122545
don't even get buried in real ground anymore #brokenbritain
>>75122599
usually it's me who smiles at them and gets nothing but a blank look in return
>>75122427
And you allow this?
Of course you do you say mummy...>>75122427
>/mena/ is full of union jacks
>>75122542
the main cause of leftism is self hatred and shame
>>75122545
Making sure he's in t ground
>>75122549
sheedberg
hoping the coin market crashes hard
because i'm annoyed i didn't jump on
>>75122589
Doxxed
fucking love yorkshire
don't know why other counties bother
>>75122433
Hence why we see the rorke surge
6 month work feedback chat this week lads
had completely forgotten about it
don't want to do it
which one is you?
>>75122628
kek triggered are we?
>>75122252
Got a problem with are kid? Are you a paedo?
>>75122450
>haha yeah how dare people on a social network describe themselves in their social network description
but it's their ideology, which can change on a whim
>>75122686
Why does it take 6 months to give feedback
when I was a young scouse lad I used to look up to Curtis Warren
too bad they smashed this to pieces
>>75122702
I am the puppet master and you are my ants my little prawns to do with as I please mmm yes
>>75122678
twitter is dominated by leftists
>>75122433
>It forces short posts so all they have to do is make a quip rather than an actual thought out response and it allows and encourages you to create a bubble of like minded individuals where your views are never challenged
Agree with this. It's not healthy spending time on there tbqh
>>75122720
well i guess they need some data to go on
still, fuck it
don't know where the 'snake people love feedback' meme came from
>>75122660
european media and leaders have been shitting on trump and the american people for the past year. what did they expect? who's stupid enough to piss off the only country that's protecting them?
>>75122589
nonce
convert this to hexadecimal lads, trust me 12648430
>>75122636
Going to double down on my Corbpilling before 8th June.
>>75122763
VIRUS
chink food is fucking naff
>>75122678
what are you talking about? its always been full of leftists
Why is the Scottish Parliament building so fucking ugly?
>>75122741
Dunno mate I don't use it, clearly you do.
>>75122646
proofs
>>75122670
it's funny because i've seen maybe 1 black person in this town ever
and a few poles
>>75122789
fits the people
>>75122702
i got intp the latest time i took it, and i also like that wojak the best
>>75122581
yes. Brazil Portuguese is literally huehuehue gib moni i reprot u-tier compared to Portugal Portuguese
hmm, new target gf has the same name as the ex-gf
>>75122789
It's in Scotland
>>75122810
incredible post
>>75122727
>Sir Jimmy Saville
>>75122796
why would you comment about things you don't know?
uma delicia
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>>75122838
any asmr lads
>>75122789
because it was designed by a spaniard using exclusively materials from china
something along those lines, took fucking years to build the thing and it was way over budget
>>75122741
it's really not
3e 3e 37 35 31 32 32 37 36 33 0d 0a 77 68 79 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 79 6f 75 20 66 75 63 6b 20 6f 66 66 3f
>>75122838
Good Whilst It Lasted
>>75122726
Are you not scouse anymore?
*plays disco loop on yamaha keyboard*
*cracks knuckles*
>>75122859
*whispers carefully into the microphone*
all me
>>75122810
>>75122757
>protecting them
From what? Big bad Russia which is an economic basket case?
finna suck
>>75122873
>it was good while it lasted
>>75122859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhWM2EhmdEo
>>75122862
>because it was designed by a spaniard using exclusively materials from china
Why didn't they choose Scottish people to do all of that?
>>75122943
dis bitch is 6'2
i don't like male asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2EXNku0ng
>2 hours since going to bed
>still not asleep
>awake at 6:30 for my daily labour
Ahhh yes
>>75122859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TmUP1StPf0
bye is anime time for watch xx
>>75122859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kresz_5JvbA
>>75122962
because they're fucking stupid
had I been old enough to vote at the time I would have voted against devolution, just a waste of money
>>75122868
6e 6f 20 75
everyone on /biz/ is making crazy money from ETH
fml
>>75122859
state of your sent to recieved (you) ratio
>>75123027
is it too late to jump in or something
stop complaining
>>75122980
I stayed up all night and watched this with my dad.
Did the same for Trump on CNN but me father went to bed because he thought Hilldog was certain to win.
Scenes.
>>75122859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iVkGDfmVas
girl at work smiled at me
guess I have a gf now
Feel like shit, should NOT have reheated the chicken.
Lady at the jobcentre is going to want to know why I haven't gotten any (You)s lads what should I tell he??
>>75122969
bs
dubya is under 5'10
kek, just remembered the time my friend got locked in this shed by his stepdad and I had to go break him out, funny times
>>75123086
I had like 20 gfs in Amsterdam at one point
pretty sure the new spanish bird at work fancies me
shame she's 10 years older than me and a bit chubby
>>75123088
shits?
>>75123118
girl on the left is smoking, what's her name?
>>75123100
can we get tim to do an nwa or rap/hip hop song?
Going chipper anyone want anything?
>>75123100
I wonder what his neighbors think of him
>>75123130
We all care so much
>>75123130
No shame in a chubby spanish chick lad.
They normally age pretty well, too, age of you and her?
who brown eyes and blonde hair here? don't know many people with it
itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
>>75123149
fuck knows
>chipper
it's chipsmonger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOxOGiMBc4g
ah yes, and these people wonder why their countries are fucked
>>75123182
Dark blonde
ISTP-A
Well that explains why I'm so tired. I thought it was 8:45
Fucking clock must be running out of battery
Christ I'm going to be tired tomorrow in work
tracks on the /brit/ album, lads?
1) Messing me about (an ode to tim)
2) love pints
3) rorkesheed
>drank 24 stellas this weekend
>cooked bacon (opened) 3 days past its sellby fo brek
>cooked sausages once day past
> take 250 mg of modafinil last night
bowels are as volatile as a paki's hotdog vest in a christian festival
>>75123130
>she's 10 years older than me
so?
>>75123182
>brown eyes
heya nigger
>>75122906
muslamic ray guns
>>75123221
4) red surge
>>75123052
Me too pal. Had money on both Brexit and Trump and wouldn't sleep until I knew I'd won both.
>>75123252
fuck off
>>75123182
i have black hair and blue eyes
were opposites haha
>>75122907
Some guys are allowed to bang this, but we can't - how is that fair?
I refuse to settle for a 4/10 - I would rather carry on not getting laid
>>75123182
Brown eyes red hair master race here
>>75123221
6) gas the taigs ft. ian paisley and an aussie's dead uncle
>>75123229
>drank 24 stellas this weekend
ahaha
>>75123221
5) Runt hunt
12) Runt hunt (Encore)
>>75123278
wonder what our children would look like
>>75123221
4) not bent, just love em
5) didn't read a word
6) FOY
7) Hello Janny (Doin' it for free)
>>75123221
5. waging away
>>75123221
8) Candy Boy (Tren-D cover)
who red hair and hazel eyes here?
>>75123312
brown in brown
business idea: national socialism
>>75123275
Mummy May btfo
>>75123331
FOD
>>75123221
10) F E L I X
>>75123221
Hidden Single: M-O-N-I-C-A
http://www.strawpoll.me/13016048
http://www.strawpoll.me/13016048
http://www.strawpoll.me/13016048
>>75123221
10) Thread wars
11) FIFA ft. MC Deano
12) Walking towards your heart (An ode to Kev)
>>75123328
t. celtnigger
>>75123251
mummy me want milky
>>75123221
9) Irish Weather
>>75123380
>>75123149
actually it looks like her sister (whose name i will not reveal out of respect for gibi)
Business idea:
Open a coffee shop
>>75123410
Literally the second time you have posted that picture quoting me
>>75123380
kek
>>75123312
>>75123221
11) Travelling down the M50 (Hate It)
>>75123386
treating the 10+ option as 0
>>75123386
0 as i am not a runtoid
>>75123221
Absolute Bradman
>>75123435
im embarrassed