Any Portubos willing to do some translation work? Willing to pay.

this is a fast and easy job, we need it for our tutorial video and almost everyone can do it, as long as you have a mic :)

henlo yes i am portuguese

>>75121186
Am I being bamboozled?

>>75120832
yes
very fluent

eu sou um favelado com um pau grande huehuehuehue

>>75120832
listen up OP you fucking fag, I really need the money, I need to get the fuck out of this shit country.
Before I get killed by the drug cartel

>>75120832
eu vorbesc portoghese como un portughez

I speak fluent portugese as shown by some of my previous translation work:
Parapapapapapapapapa
Parapapapapapapapapa
Paparapapaparapa clacky bum
Parapapapapapapapapa

>>75121832
fuck off mate, I don't tolerate competion, especially when they are better than me at my own language

>>75121930
Let's share, we get the visas for america and maybe fuck OP right in his ass

>>75121521
>>75121819
>>75121930
Hey guys, the work is very easy to do. We have an instructional video that is about four minutes long and we'd like to introduce it to the Portuguese audience. If you're willing to do a Portuguese voiceover and have a good-quality mic, please email me at [email protected] and we'll discuss the project in more detail and payment options.

>>75121930
Rate my Portugese poem:
Os irmão tá de Ak
Em cima da Cb1000
Recalcado cresce o olho, vai pra puta que pariu
Vai, a cada segundo nóis dá uma acelerada
E a cada acelerada é um tipo de risada
Vrau vrau vrau, hohoho
Hahaha, bololo

>>75122235
Muito bom, o seu poema é uma delicia.

>>75122153
WTF, what the bloody hell do you mean with a fucking "quality mic" WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I NEED THE MONEY FOR?! I live in the african version of europe, I'm literally at my library right now

>>75122235
Os irmãos estão de Ak*
va para a puta que te pariu*
a cada segundo nós damos uma acelarada*
your the next Camões

>>75122386
It's a voiceover project, my friend. I'm sorry about your situation. If we ever need a literal translator, I'd be happy to reach out to you. Just email me at [email protected] so I have you on my translator list.

i speak it: UMA DELICIA

>>75122351
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>>75122504
yes hello i am brazil immigrant i speak fluent português

>>75122504
Dont worry mate, I will swim my way to the US and do it there, I just need 10k euros by paypal

>>75122386
>>75122792
If you're still interested in literal translations, anon, I do have work for you actually. Please email me. Thanks.

>tfw no high-quality mic
JUST

Eu falo portunhol, os favelados (tudos os portugueses e brasileiros) nao tem ningum problema para entenderme
Now give me my shekels please, I can record myself